#some of my reviews were so unhinged omg

[moonchild-in-blue]

So, fun fact - when I first got into Sleep Token, back in june, I had no one to talk to them about, so I just did a track by track review of TMBTE on a journal (this was just before I joined the Tumblr fandom).

Obviously I eventually made friends here to yell about them, but I just kept making the track by track reviews as I went through their entire discography.

It's funny to look back at them - TMBTE reviews are 3 or 4 sentences of me going "oh I love the jazz influences here ; Vessel who hurt you?? ; this line is raw af", and as I got to know the band, the latest are entire paragraphs of " ii the MAN you ARE OMG?? Go offff king ; Vessel honey that was excused, stop moaning in my ears; LEITMOTIFS AAAA".

Also funny to see which songs I liked the most on the first listen, and which ones are my favourite now hehehe.

[karasukarei]

Miscellaneous WinBre-adjacent Experiences

I did lots of random stuff during my recent trip and I thought some of them would be of some interest to the WinBre circle ���

Edit: Omg I forgot to put everything under a cut I'M SO SORRY FOR MAKING EVERYONE SCROLL

Stuff under the cut:

WinBre x Sanrio

Natori's concert

Shizuoka's tea fields

Other random things of some note

WinBre x Sanrio collab

Yeah the title says it all. If I were to be brutally honest I didn’t really like many of the collab designs… The only one I found that was pretty nice was Suou x Kuromi.

The chibis really weren’t that cute imo ;-; 

Also the collab was held at the TV station, so they had the original promo standees on display too!

Yeah this is me simping.

Ok but this was both unhinged and genius. Whoever decided to put the standee in the aquarium. You are my new hero.

Natori’s concert - 劇場〜再���〜

I managed to score tickets to Natori’s concert in Osaka! This is gonna be a mini concert review (and some mild simping, cos I followed Natori even before Wind Breaker). (Just in case you’re not aware, Natori was the artiste for Wind Breaker’s opening Zettai Reido)

Overall, it was REALLY GOOD. He’s one of the rare singer/songwriters who isn’t just a musician, but is an actual performer. I’m not even kidding when I say that he sounds way better live than in any of his recordings, and the way he changes the notes between cadences on the fly really makes each live performance unique. He’s also really big on dancing and enjoying the music, multiple times he’d tell everyone “踊ろうぜ” (let’s dance!) and he’d just start dancing as he sings, it’s just so chill and enjoyable. They also had a brass triplet on stage, they were SO GOOD, the sax player even switched to flute for some songs!

The stage decor was pretty cool as well, you can essentially split the performance into two halves. For the first half, it was a sort of halloweenish sort of situation, where there was like grey cloth (I think to mimic grey stone or thick cobwebs) draped over the stage pieces and overhanging the projector. Once he starts Gekijou (song 11), all of that falls off and you can see all the intricate wooden detail on the stage sets!!! It was SO COOL, and the different decor really complemented the two halves of the setlist.

Setlist

(source)

Commenting on just the memorable parts or areas that I found of note:

Song 2 Sleepwalk was where all the dancing started! It’s so groovy and the easy swing is SO CATCHY, I really admire how he just sings all these long run-on lyrics effortlessly! (I must admit that the way he sings the endings of a few lines, even in other songs, quite erotic cos of how he growls a bit and alters the notes x_x)

Song 6 EAT was SO GOOD live. I heard the demo before and the quality wasn’t great so I couldn’t really appreciate it, but this version was GOOD. It was so much more polished and had better mixing, and you can feel the high and low tension points in the song now, instead of it sounding a bit flat in the demo.

Song 9 Terminal wasn’t a really big favourite of mine when I first heard it, but it’s SO GOOD live OMG. The tension points were a lot clearer, and singing along with the repeating "da da da la da da da" makes it so much more immersive. This completely changed my perspective on the song, I really like it so much more now!!!

Song 10 Seishatachi I REALLY like this song (it’s the B-side to Zettai Reido), from the live you can tell it’s a pretty technically difficult song cos of the all the off-beats x_x I also realised that the very last syllable in the song is a very very long “da-“ that you can’t hear in the recording cos of all the mixing ^^; he just screams “DA——“ into the mic and holds it for a few seconds, it was SO COOL.

Song 11 Gekijou’s true stars were the brass triplet in my opinion, hearing them live was really what turned the performance into a theatre!!! Natori also welcomes you by saying “劇場へようこそ！” (Welcome to the theatre) while striking the same pose as the key visual, it’s just so cohesive and well thought-out and I was SO IMPRESSED by all the planning that went into this one song.

Song 13 Overdose had an extended mix with the chorus repeating at least 2-3 times at the end (I didn’t count cos I was having SO MUCH FUN). I must admit I wasn’t that big a fan of Overdose (yes I’m a weirdo, my favourite songs are Eureka and Cult), but DAMN the party atmosphere in this mix was amazing.

Song 15 Melodrama is his new collab song with Imase, the only note I have is that you get to hear Natori sing both parts instead of splitting with Imase hahaha (I do actually prefer Natori’s voice over Imase for this song).

Song 16 IN_MY_HEAD is an unreleased song and it is SO WILD, the video they showed with the song felt like something out of a Kyary Kyary Pamyu MV with brains spinning around on neon coloued backgrounds x_x But it’s pretty different from his previous songs, it’s far more rock-influenced with more repetitive choruses and head-banging. Part of me likes to think that Kitani Tatsuya might have had some influence on this www.

Song 17 Zettai Reido was one of the only songs he played guitar for (I can’t remember the other one but I do remember it was an acoustic guitar for that), and damn this is a REALLY hard song. I do think this is one of the few songs where his recordings were slightly better, but tbh I do very much prefer the live version because his voice wavers a bit and gives the song so much more flavour.

Songs 18 and 19 Eureka and Cult - DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HAPPY I WAS TO HEAR MY TWO FAVES IN A ROW. THE JOY AND EXCITEMENT. THE ACCOMPANYING VIDEOS WERE SO NICE TOOOO. I especially loved the one for Cult, it was an animated view of a town from up on a hill, and you can see the seasons and day/night cycles throughout the year, and was just so chill and poignant ;-;

Song 20 Itoudenwa sounds SO GOOD live, I already liked the original version but I LOVE the live version, he really sounds like he’s serenading and crooning you ;-; This was also the song where they popped streamers!!! I was surprised at how well they timed the pop, it blended seamlessly into the music and was just such a pleasant surprise.

Merch and goodies haul

GINTAPE (i.e. streamers) - THEY ARE SO PRETTY. This one is pretty beaten up after I tried to get into the case (oops) but I do have spares (might consider a giveaway in future… let’s see how things go.)

Chiitara snack collab - it’s a cheese snack (that I don’t really like…) but they gave out one to each person at the end of the concert! The packaging is limited edition, and the Osaka and Tokyo performances have different designs! The Osaka design I have reflects the food in Dotonbori, while the Tokyo one includes landmarks such as Tokyo tower. Imma be honest the collab is super funny, cos the company that sponsored the snack is a completely unrelated food company called Natori (HELP). 

Gacha album cover art pins - kinda sad I didn’t get Zettai Reido or Eureka, but at least I have Cult and Overdose!! Overdose appears to be especially in demand lmao (for obvious reasons), but I must admit it had the nicest design too.

Zepp tour early bird code - the little card you see includes a code to get access to the earliest round of balloting for next year’s Zepp tour!!! Still wondering if I should just try… Idek if I can take leave ;-;

Shizuoka’s tea fields

In one of Suou’s daily character question, he mentions that a place he’d like to visit is the tea fields of Shizuoka. For personal reasons, I really did make a trip down to the tea fields ^_^

I went tea picking here!!! It is very back breaking work and I have ever greater appreciation for the farmers who grow and process tea now (they are my true heroes; I don’t drink coffee www)

Also here’s the mountain with the word “tea” (茶) on it! It used to be planted with pine, but then weevils destroyed it so they switched to cypress ^^;

Super random but we got lost while looking for this, we ended up too close to the mountain so we couldn’t get good photos ^^; there was a tea shop there with a really kind owner that served us different types of tea and showed us the way to the best photo spots! 

^ this was the original spot we ended up in but you can't see the word really well ^^;

Random merch and other stuff I guess

Yeah I found the vegetable curry, it was the LAST ONE in store. Maybe this will make me start eating vegetables.

I also had a chance to try Wasanbon in some tea snack I bought from Ise Shrine:

It certainly tastes expensive 😳

Thanks for listening to my simping. Please have a nice day ^_^

[realcube]

YOU GOT: ISSEI MATSUKAWA (time-skip)

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ matchup for @slut4msby

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ if you would like a matchup, read this!

'I am a big fan of quality time (like dream activity with a partner is sitting in the same room in silence just scrolling social media) aswell as gift giving (I love remembering small details about people and giving them gifts based on that randomly and going overboard for events)'

𓆩♡𓆪 matsukawa would be so down to do the first one

𓆩♡𓆪 like he's chill and would just thrive getting to spend any sort of time with you

𓆩♡𓆪 and omg he's so chill and a lil lazy to the point where if y'all are together and he is scrolling and finds a video/image/whatever he wants you to see, instead of just leaning over or getting up to show you irl

𓆩♡𓆪 he will just send it to you over the app 😭 despite the fact you are literally in the same room as him

𓆩♡𓆪 and if you point this out like 'issei why did you send this to me?? we're cuddling i'm RIGHT next to you'

𓆩♡𓆪 he'll be like 🤷‍♂️

𓆩♡𓆪 but whenever he shows you something, it's either some SO brainrot and unintelligible that he finds funny

𓆩♡𓆪 or it's like to with one of your interests

𓆩♡𓆪 like you mentioned you like musical theatre so he would defo send you any clips he finds of shows or links to those posts detailing new shows and tickets and stuff

𓆩♡𓆪 or for books, he'd 100% send you those twitter threads of the crazy book reviews

𓆩♡𓆪 oh and he loves hearing you recap books that you read , especially if they are unhinged or if y'all are zooted lol

𓆩♡𓆪and issei is calm but i don't think he's an introvert or shy so he would definitely thrive if you were to go all out for his birthday or vb celebrations (tho he plays for seijoh so theres not much to celebrate smh)

𓆩♡𓆪 but yeah if you were to go big for him he'd SO love that and would not be the slightest bit embarrassed by it

𓆩♡𓆪 oh and even if the event isn't related to him, he still enjoys you going overboard

𓆩♡𓆪 like if you were to dress up all fancy for a date , he'd appreciate it and take SO many pics

𓆩♡𓆪 oh and this is slightly unrelated but his camera roll is 50% choatic screenshots and 50% pictures of you

𓆩♡𓆪 i imagine his main love language is quality time but he's defo not bad at giving gifts

𓆩♡𓆪 maybe not as great as you but you can tell he always puts effort into his gifts

𓆩♡𓆪 and usually with him, he'll get you one silly/joke gift and one sentimental/serious gift

𓆩♡𓆪 like for your birthday you WILL be receiving one of those rubber shrieking chickens bc he said it reminds him of you but you will also get those expensive shoes you mentioned wanting or a designer perfume you got a tester of once while y'all were on a date and you said you liked

𓆩♡𓆪 and for your anniversary you WILL be receiving a personalised card with a picture of you both on the front except your face has been covered by the text so it's just him, but you will also get a massive bouquet of your favourite flowers and one of those framed photos of a graphic of the constellations of the day you both first met

𓆩♡𓆪 he's multi-faceted!!

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'is a taller guy or around the same height (im 5’11) as i can get super insecure about my height :p'

𓆩♡𓆪 the wiki doesn't have a post-timeskip height for him </3

𓆩♡𓆪 BUT pre timeskip , homie is 6'2" so he is at least that tall post-timeskip

𓆩♡𓆪 so yes he will be taller than you and no he will not let you forget it

𓆩♡𓆪 like he will call you shorty and if you try to argue or remind him thta you are objectively tall in comparison to other ppl he'll be like 'and are the "other people" in the room with us right now? 🤨'

𓆩♡𓆪 a bit of a gaslighter but not really bc its in good fun

𓆩♡𓆪 but yeah he milks tf out of those 3" he has on you (or more depending on his time-skip height)

𓆩♡𓆪 always teasing you and asking if you need help reaching things (even if you don't need help at all)

𓆩♡𓆪 on carnival dates you'll tell him a ride you want to go on and he'll be like 'but bae sorry i don't think you're tall enough to go on 😔'

𓆩♡𓆪 sometimes you'll walk in mid-way on a conversation between him and hanamaki and they'll be laughing and you'll go 'what are you guys laughing about? 😊'

𓆩♡𓆪 and issei will be like '😬 sorry babe..... it's a tall ppl thing you wouldn't get it'

𓆩♡𓆪 meanwhile maki is 6'0" so ONE inch taller than you ARGH

𓆩♡𓆪 anyway he would NOT let you be insecure abotu your height bc firstly he thinks you're gorgeous and will make you aware of it and secondly he genuinely doesn't make a big deal out of you being tall, since you are still shorter than him after all

𓆩♡𓆪 if you are feeling extra insecure he'll be quick to remind you that you're model height

𓆩♡𓆪 however for the most part he's doesn't pay much mind to your height

𓆩♡𓆪 like to him you're not his 'tall hot gf' , you're his hot gf who is tall iykwim ??

︵‿︵‿୨♡୧‿︵‿︵

'what i look for in a partner is not someone who is not overly clingy and can identify when i need space and wont make a huge deal out of the fact i need space'

𓆩♡𓆪 he is defo not clingy

𓆩♡𓆪 i wouldn't go as far as saying he's distant but he doesn't mind when you need your space

𓆩♡𓆪 but he will still be there for you whenever you need it

𓆩♡𓆪 and he's kinda the same bc i imagine he'd probably also need space and time alone after seijoh's loss

𓆩♡𓆪 so he'd appreciate that you're understanding of that and don't cling to him when he would prefer to be on his own

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'arcade!! I love the idea of an arcade date, it really shows you a lot about a person and whether or not they are a sore winner/loser or not. And at end of the night if the date’s been going well a nice night walk and some desert c:'

𓆩♡𓆪 matsukawa would so enjoy the arcade

𓆩♡𓆪 he's a bit competitive but for the most part he just likes to tease you

𓆩♡𓆪 like if he wins he will say you're going easy on him or maybe he's just that good

𓆩♡𓆪 but if he loses he'll be like 'nahh it's coz i had an eyelash in my eye' or 'that was just a warm-up! let's go again for real.'

𓆩♡𓆪 but you can tell he is doing it in a joking way bc he loves to see you get a little worked up

𓆩♡𓆪 and plus it gives him an excuse to ask for a rematch , therefore more time spent with you = profit!!

𓆩♡𓆪 oh and you both end up playing so many games by the end of the night you have like.. thousands of tickets

𓆩♡𓆪 and have to decide together what to spend it on

𓆩♡𓆪 matsukawa will probably suggest something goofy like a slinky or those stinky , cheap little putties they offer or a rubber bouncy ball

𓆩♡𓆪 but he could be convinced to get something else like a cute keychain or plush

𓆩♡𓆪 he would insist on giving it a name and sharing custody though

𓆩♡𓆪 omg he could also be convinced to go into one of those silly photo booths they have at the arcade and take filtered pics in front of the eiffel tower and niagara falls

𓆩♡𓆪 he'll say the pics look crazy bad bc parts of you both are clipping through the background but he'll still keep the strip in his wallet or in his phonecase

𓆩♡𓆪 he'd so be down for a little sweet treat too

𓆩♡𓆪 and would lk be the type to offer you some of his cake or icecream or whatever then feed it to you 😩😩

𓆩♡𓆪 WAIT ok so if it was like a small cake he'd pick it up and when you take a bite he'd push it into your face a little so you'd get cream on your nose

𓆩♡𓆪 so he can laugh and take a pic but also that would sooo be the moment he falls for you 😵

𓆩♡𓆪 and he'd wipe it off with a napkin like a gentleman!!!

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for @slut4msby: i was thinking kenma but firstly he's not tall and also i think you being an ambivert would suit matsukawa more

[hyukascampfire]

greetings, my dear ashlynn. i, 🌰, am back in your inbox with the promised cruel prince review. (no spoilers, fear not hyukascampfire-ville.) i was making some goblincore doodles just now for my media journal when i remembered you both prompted me to pick up this series and make art again so i had to rush over here‼️ first of all, i’m obsessed !? which is embarrassing because my sister just had peak literature in her room all along and i wasn’t made aware of how peak it is exactly. but she was staring at the amount of tabs she put on the first book and went “huh? which pages did i mark? nothing really happens in the cruel prince” and i was like “???” idk if it’s because i’ve consumed too much cosy fiction this year but the stakes were high so it definitely seemed to me that things did, in fact, happen.

but, i digress. you asked me to guess who your fave character is omg… idk, cardan? or oak. everyone loves oak though so i wonder if it counts (^^;) it’s probably an unpopular opinion but so far i don’t really understand what makes cardan so attractive besides the fact that he’s handsome. and i do mind that he has a tail 💀 but we’ll see. love jude though! she’s so unhinged (positive.) vivi as well. taryn… i understand why she made those questionable choices but she’s on thin ice. i love how convoluted and nuanced the characters’ family ties are; there were very interesting relationship dynamics at play and the court politics were also very intriguing. i actually sort of expected the ending but that’s only because i have N in my mbti lmao. and you were right about how similar the ~feels~ are to tsfawc, while your work itself is original. either way, i’m happy to conclude the year with such amazing reads, especially since you announced your event— i can’t think of anything interesting to request so i’ll let the others work their magic!!

just my two cents… i’d love to know in advance which requests you got, like, just the members and the tropes (?), the suspense is killing me (> <) no pressure though, i know you’ve already got a lot on your plate. good luck with everything! and take care ♡ 🌰

YESS i was waiting for this!!

i think that, even though i absolutely agree that so much happened in the first book (i mean… let’s talk abt balekin and what he did to his family omfg), the second book is ABSOLUTELY my favorite. it’s SO fun. i absolutely need to see your reaction to the ending. jude has an incredible brain.

my fav character is axtually the ghost!! i effing love the ghost. he’s actually part of the inspiration for taehyun in TSFAWC 😣 i can’t say much because you still have so much to go, but i just love him.

the tail 😭😭 i totally understand u w not seeing cardan as all that yet, but omg from this point forward…. you just gotta come back here and tell me how you feel abt him with each. holly does a great job at throwing you around >.<

i absolutely love jude as a main character. n her sisters,, well, vivi especially. taryn…………. ahem. anyway, i am SO with you on the layered and murky family dynamics. i ESPECIALLY love jude and madoc. their relationship is my #1 favorite aspect of the series. the whole, ‘my father is the worst man in the world, and i am his daughter’ thing? ugh. yes.

also the ending omfg i wish i had seen that coming because when i read it, i was ten shades of shocked and anxious. i was so excited for jude and cardan and how things were going, and well… but i think this just made things SO much better, and of course makes sense for jude’s character. phew.

thank you so much for always coming by to talk, and for wishing me well on the event!! i’ll go post the members and tropes for the event rn, i’m so excited, i’ll do it just for you hehe

[br1ghtestlight]

random thought but i love eugene mirman's gene sounds ESPECIALLY when gene is sleeping. they're so good & cute

louise tina bob and linda looking @ gene literally exactly like this when he forgets how his song goes at breakfast LMAOO

love that tina and louise seem to actually pay attention to what songs gene is writing and what they're about despite the fact that there are SO MANY. supportive family <3

gene's dream.... bro that was god speaking to you. like for real wtf

also im only a minute in and there are SO MANY good screenshots already he's such a cutie i love him so much!!!! <3 gene episodes my beloved

"Now I'm going to change into last night's pajamas, AKA my only pajamas, and brush my teeth with Tina's toothbrush because that's what I accidentally did last night."

"Wait, what?"

gene and tina are so silly?? 😭

me and gene share many similarities including waking up in the middle of the night every two hours for no fucking reason. like THATS relatable

MR AMBROSE APPEARANCE LETS FUCKING GOOO‼️‼️ why does his voice sound slightly sped up is he okay. does he have a new voice actor?? he sounds slightly off not like in a bad way its just strange

THERE WAS A NEW VOICE ACTOR BCUZ BILLY EICHNER WASNT CREDITED maybe bcuz its such a small appearance but thats very weird. i feel like mickey fans in season 12 episode 6 when loren did that horrible mickey impression 😭😭 also whoever did his voice in this episode wasnt credited so it was somebody from the main cast doing an impression of him. will try to figure out who. sorry episode review cancelled i need to figure out who the hell voiced mr ambrose in this episode

based on the fact that u cant obviously tell who it is i dont think its eugene mirman and probably not h jon benjiman?? dan mintz can only do one voice so its not him either. probably either john roberts larry murphy or a random crew member who they didnt bother to credit

(most likely billy eischner just wasn't avaliable to voice mr ambrose due to his movie career etc so i dont blame them but it was noticeable enough to ME that i needed to figure it out. not even a bad impression honestly the average fan wouldnt notice)

"What do you lucid dream about?"

"I do revenge stuff on people who were mean to me in high school, some fantasy and science fiction, some adult stuff I can't tell you about."

this is literally the gayest thing mr ambrose has ever said omg FHFMDDJKSKS i cant believe this drama club ass nerd was bullied in high school who could have guessed. not me thats for sure

(now somebody has to write a fanfic about mr ambrose having Adult Stuff dreams about mr frond. i want this on my desk by 3pm tomorrow)

love mr ambrose and his gay ass curly hair..... mr ambrose my beloved <33 kisses u

i dont have anything to say im just strangely invested in gene's lucid dreaming plot at this point. Love all his silly little dreams and its incredible he never seems to have any nightmares or anything!!

this is reminding me of the movie where gene had a dream and he was scared that he wasn't good at music and that people weren't going to like his performance and the aliens came down to told him to stop 😭😭💔 his insecurity that he might not be that good a musician literally makes me cry. he's so sweet and kindhearted my babyy boy

CAN I SKIP SCHOOL AND GO BACK TO SLEEP LMAO

"Even successful musicians went to sixth grade, Gene."

"That's a MYTH!!"

weirdly mr ambrose started sounding completely normal at some point like did his voice actor come back and just wasn't credited?? or whoever did this impression was REALLY good jfc

mr ambrose HATES these fuckign kids bro

HES SO UNHINGED LMAO 😭😭

NOT THE STARING AGAIN. why are they literally just this image every single time gene plays music in this episode im gonna cry

love this specific frame of gene running his hand through his hair

awww bob is such a good dad

sidenote but this subplot with tina and louise is so stupid it actually made me laugh LMAO the fucking girl cricket. thr female cricket. like what if he's gay huh what then

"or if she's not his type she also makes a great best friend. she's a good listener" THANK YOU louise for acknowledging the cricket might be gay. she's an ally 🙏

AWW GENE WRITING HIS SONG <3 eugene mirman isnt a Good singer (not hating he literally says that all the time. they have to record each line seperately bcuz he cant sing on key) so its hard to tell when they're trying to make gene's songs seem good or not but this is really sweet. u can tell he just loves music so much

why is gene's song kinda making me emotional..... like this show is usually 50/50 on if it actually wants to take gene's songwriting ability seriously but in this episode its so clear how much he LOVES music and songwriting and how talented he is at it. he has trouble with focus and commitment sometimes but thats never an issue when it comes to his music and he'd happily spend an entire afternoon writing a song from start to finish (even skipping out on dinner) because he was so hyperfocused. love how much respect they give gene in this episode tbh

deeply appreciate the "larry murphy as teddy" credit despite teddy not having one single line in this entire episode. Literally just a legacy credit at this point

I LOVED THIS EPISODE 😭😭💕 i dont think it'll be as widely popular as some other episodes this season but as a gene fan and an artist this episode really resonated with me. the ending sequence was actually really beautiful (gives me the same vibes as "your heart's not broken its only growing" tbh) and i loved gene's song and all the different costumes they put him in for his dreams!! tina and louise's subplot was really cute too. very enjoyable episode if you're a gene fan or just a casual viewer who wishes he got more focus. he's SO SWEET and so passionate <3

[psychicpinenut]

omg yes I loved season 3 but its so different to s1 and s2. if those 2 seasons were centered around fast paced chaos and mayhem, then s3 is abt being stuck and not being able to push through everything and it shows with the pacing because there's so many moments where I'm burrowing my head in my hands and I'm like wtf carmen????? but it feels real

i think a lot of people were expecting episodes like fishes or even s1 review but it makes more sense for s3 to be so fleshed cause no one knows what the fuck theyre doing and i kinda like that s3 can be the interlude to s4- I just wish s4 would be arriving sooner especially since we ended on so many cliffhangers.

it definitely felt different. it must be because it's not like a fully fledged season, it feels more like a set up for something else. i can't really point to an episode that was THE episode like with s1 and s2. it was stressful but more in the sense that you're frustrated with what's happening. carmy is off the fucking rails and no one is telling him to stop. i'm guessing claire is supposed to be that break that pulls him back but because she wasn't there for him he's just unhinged. but i feel like he has so many people around him that love him and should be able to talk some sense into him but that didn't happen, everyone would rather yell at each other and get panic attacks than try to work it out. s4 is gonna have to deal with some major shit that went down and get this resolved asap

[burningvelvet]

hi can i ask to hear you rant about the 2018 mary shelley maybe

thanks for the ask! this is an unhinged stream of thought & super long of course. will reblog with part 2.

where do i even begin??? 1) its disappointing that the filmmaker is a highly accomplished feminist & role model but then she sells a fake biopic about a historical woman which is twisted to fit a false narrative that mary shelley herself would disagree with. so disappointing! 2) percy shelley wasnt an alcoholic he literally wrote against alcohol consumption in his work on vegetarianism 3) mary literally never even met harriet and if she had the chance she wouldn’t have because she hated her 4) shelley and harriet both saw other people; harriets 3rd child was percy’s; also i dont even remember if harriets suicide is mentioned? why bring her in to demonize percy if not utilizing the main reason why ppl demonize him in the first place? 5) mary didnt like polidori - he literally threatened her partner to a duel & polidori is insulted in the preface to frankenstein - but the film portrays them as good friends omg what 6) all the characters are one-dimensional 7) no offense to byron’s actor who did good with what he was given but the character was written to be like a parody of byron. like a halloween costume gone too far. one review described it as cartoonish & i agree 8) claire is unrecognizable; irl she was firey and bold and funny and she literally asked byron out multiple times before seducing him then followed him across the continent & she’s literally the one who introduced him to mary first then percy!!! percy/byron didn’t know each other prior! all of this is left out!!! 8) hogg is so demonized & rapey; that scene was so uncomfortable and inaccurate; irl he was calm & funny & mary literally was going to have sex with him but didnt bc pregnancy etc. - she wrote all this in her loving letters to him which dont fit the filmmakers agenda; hogg was one of shelley’s best friends etc. 9) most importantly, percy actively encouraged and helped mary with frankenstein & helped edit/publish it and literally wrote part of it & she said she couldn’t do it without him. but in the film they don’t show any of this. 10) shelley was never given credit for frankenstein 11) the actors are nothing like how i would imagine these people but they all did their jobs well and had good chemistry and its so disappointing they werent given a proper script or guidance etc 12) the film was boring as shit, i watched it before i knew anything about the romantics personal lives (so i wasnt even critical when i watched it) & i only got thru the first 20 mins or so then continued i think weeks later vowing to finish it & when i did i was pissed at wasting my time, esp the scene with mary/claire crying ugh it was so painful to watch and not in a good way 13) i was actually relieved when i found out the film was inaccurate & that these events werent as boring as they were presented. like i knew the film had to be wrong & dismissed it before i even started learning about the romantics. like these are some of the most fascinating people in history how do you make them that boring & one-dimensional & insufferable 14) the figures themselves would all hate the movie 15) why is it called “mary shelley” when it should be called “mary and percy” or “the making of frankenstein” bc thats all the film really focuses on tbh! she lived decades after frankenstein and wrote other stuff too. but i dont think the director or the writer knew any of that 16) byron was the only entertaining part ngl (tbh whether demonizing or glorifying him it would be impossible to make byron boring; hugh grants version almost was except he’s hugh grant) 17) no grave sex? cowards. most historians agree mary and percy had sex for the first time on her mother’s grave. 18) shelley/claire were best friends, most historians believe they had an affair, & mary and claire had a lot of arguments until mary kicked her out (they loved each other but didnt like living together). none of this is shown! instead mary/claire are girlbossing against evil man percy. if they wanted to demonize him so bad why didnt they use the claire affair.

[andromedaexists]

Love Me Now || R.M. Virtues

★★★★☆½

TW: EXPLICIT SEX, ROUGH SEX, ALCOHOL/DRUG USE, VIOLENCE, MURDER/ON-PAGE DEATH, KIDNAPPING, ABUSE, TRANSPHOBIA

There are more TWs at the start of this book. R.M. is really good about listing all possible TW's, but that means the list is rather long. Please read it and pay attention to it.

Before I start this, I do want to say that I received an ARC (advanced reader copy) of this book in exchange for an honest review.

Another thing I would like to start off with. I know I've said it before, but I really think that some stories are not meant for certain people even if you love other stories by the same author. This series is a great example of that. I read book one (Drag Me Up) and Did Not Like It. That is okay! I also ended up reading just a few chapters each of books 2 (Keep Me Close) and 3 (Let Me In) before DNF'ing them. They were not stories for me.

HOWEVER, I ended up LOVING this book!

So let's get into it!

I actually do have a few things I didn't like here that brought my rating down to a 4.5 from a 5 star, so let's get those out of the way first:

The weird hyphen thing I mentioned with Drag Me Up is still present. It is not as common, but there were a few moments where I was drawn out of the atmosphere of the book because of the forced cadence

RM really loves ending these books with a sex scene. He really does. Which, in itself, isn't a bad thing but like the final chapters of both Drag Me Up and Love Me Now are sad or somber in tone. I just, I don't think it's appropriate for then to be going at it during these scenes (especially LMN, seeing as Patroclus is literally recovering from an autistic meltdown)

The therapy talk! OMG the therapy talk returns. Again, it's not as present or common as in Drag Me Up, but like I didn't come here for two very clearly unhinged characters to be teaching me morals about rage, y'know? (this book was tolerable, book 1 was not)

All of the trans characters (that we see the genitalia of) have all had bottom surgery. This isn't a bad thing, I just would have loved to see a character that didn't "fully" medically transition (I talked more on this in the review for DMU) like Sisyphus

Speaking of Sisyphus, RM made me like Sisyphus?? that should automatically dump this down to a 2 star read honestly I am Not A Fan of him in mythology. Book Sisyphus can stay tho. I like him.

But that's really all the qualms I had with the book! So let's talk about what I loved:

GAY AUTISTIC TRANS PATROCLUS FTW I love him so very much. A lot of me reading this book was just screaming about Patroclus and how much I love him omgggg

I also love that the contents of the prior books are summed up at the start of this book. Like, I am glad that I read Drag Me Up so that I have an idea of the world, but books 2 and 3 didn't feel like a necessity for me while reading this one.

I genuinely love the dynamic between Achilles and Patroclus. When I tell you I SCREAMED at my kindle every single time the two denied feelings for each other OMG. And then, AND THEN Achilles has the GALL to be soft and loving and adorable and accommodating to Patroclus' autism??? I need me a man like Achilles fr

When I tell you I screamed at the fact that Achilles knows Patroclus is sensitive to sound and he does everything in his power to accommodate that, INCLUDING covering his ears before he has to raise his voice?? I swooned omg

Speaking of Patroclus' autism, the way his autistic rage is portrayed. This is the closest I have come to seeing myself on page. The way that Patroclus processes everything is through the lens of rage, even if he seems calm and collected on the outside. I love that, like genuinely. This book does not shy away from showing the ugly side of neurodivergency. We need more of that in the world, we aren't all uwu pretty boys.

SPEAKING OF Achilles does not infantilize Patroclus AT ALL, not even when he's going through a meltdown! That's HUGE!! Especially for a love interest!! I love it sososo much!

There are honestly so many things I love about this book, a lot of the issues I had with the first book were resolved by the time this book came around. Like, the pacing was great, the characters were fleshed out, they were more than just their sex scenes, over all the vibes were just more put together.

I am so very glad I had the chance to read this book. I will be purchasing a physical copy of it and putting it on my recommendation shelf.

Some quotes I love:

He would follow this man anywhere. All the way to ruin.

It was anger. It had to be anger. It could be nothing else.

Fates, do not let me lose him here.

He put all his feelings in a blender until it all looked like wrath or apathy.

Oh, he would protect this man with his life. He invited the Fates themselves to challenge that.

He made Achilles soft. He made Achilles mortal.

No, as long as there was breath in his lungs, there would be hope.

Honestly there are so many more quotes I pulled out from this book, but I don't want to share too many since it doesn't officially release until the 30th! (I say, already nervous that the scope of this review might bee to in depth to release before pub day)

I would also like to throw in the chat that got to see my live reactions to the book here:

[tomdutch]

writer year in review: 2021

hiii <3 i responded to this tag last year and since there’s 4 hours until 2022 for me, i thought it’s time to do it again :’)

first creation and most recent creation of 2021

blue jeans was the first fic i posted! the last fic was a drabble for flufftober, home to me

one of your favorite creations from 2021

i started making social media au series this year and my favourite one is break my heart, it meant so much to me at the time and so did all the interaction it got :’)

a creation you’re really proud of

blue jeans! it took 12 pages of planning, three weeks of nonstop writing (in a pit of ocd induced depression but i’m counting it as writing productivity 😭) and it’s the longest thing i ever wrote, sitting at 33k words. i loved every bit of it, it’s my best writing and characterisation and i’m really happy with it :’)

a new style you tried this year and a fic that uses it

help i already answered this with the smau bit bc i did not read all these questions 🧍🏽‍♀️ lemme link another series though: sun & moon

a creation that took you forever

sunny side up… MONTHS y’all it took months to hit 10k words then like a week to hit 22k 😭 it really takes me forever to get into a fic but once i’m absorbed it goes a lot faster

your creation from 2021 that received the most notes

break up with your girlfriend has 1.5k which is insane y’all are insane and i love you

a creation you think deserved more notes

hmm i’d say bliss among sinners sort of flew under the radar rip

a new fandom you joined and a creation you made for it

none lmao we sedentary and loyal

a creation you made that breaks your heart

i don’t think anyone is surprised by me saying break up with your girlfriend lmaooo though i also very much enjoyed giving it an unhappy ending bc it felt like the most natural conclusion

a ‘simple’ creation that you really love

any of the flufftober drabbles tbh but late night love has a special place in my heart :’) when will tomothy impregnate me come on man

a favorite creation created by someone else

ah there were so, so many incredible fics posted this year, i feel horrible choosing just one, but i can’t deny i’ve read torn leaves, broken hearts by thee incredible @t-lostinworlds like 800 times sksksksks it’s my go-to fic for when i need some romantic indulgence. t, i’ve already talked your ears off about how much i adore this story and your writing in general, but god you really outdid yourself here. 

however for peter... a billet-doux from the lighthouse by @subspider ash you unhinged genius 🧎🏽‍♀️ the bar i’ve set for myself is already so low but i truly never thought i’d ever say i wanted to take care of and fuck spider!peter or a man with more than 4 limbs in general. yet here we are. thee emotions, thee tenderness, thee yearning, thee web eating. poetic cinema.

some of your favorite content creators from the year

omg so many but to keep it a lil short bc i’m sleepy lmao: @userholland @specialk-18 @softholand @subspider @silkscream @vendettaparker @arvinsescape 

and for good measure, a couple more creations of yours that you love

hmmm bubblegum pop, love lies, welcome home, what moonlight can do & girls like you

tagging: everyone i’ve tagged here is very welcome to do this (no pressure ofc!!) + @veryholland @heavenlyholland @harryhollandsgirlfriend @honeyspidey @449 @peterbenjiparker @uhlxis @justapurrcat @saturnpeter @blissfulparker @lauras-collection & anyone else who wants to!!

++ not to be cheesy, but this was a very tumultous fucking year and through that all, despite how insufferable this app can be sometimes, i truly have been able to count on this lil community of ppl to make me feel better. i’ve made some wonderful friends and interacted with lovely people, and i appreciate all of y’all so much. i hope you have a peaceful, joyful and safe 2022. thank you to anyone who’s ever left a sweet comment on or sent me an ask abt a fic of mine. it means so much to me, i’m so greatful and i’m very excited to share more writing with y’all next year ♡

[peterstanslizzie]

Reacting To: Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts (Season 3 Episode 2)

Episode Title: Code Word Milkshake

Spoiler Warning: Kindly proceed if you’ve already seen the episode or are able to handle spoilers 

1. OMG! A K-pop song? That’s so cool! It sounds like BTS lol. And the song is pretty catchy too 🎵; “Dive into my ocean of love”. It’s such a bop! We see the mutes (even the Mod Frogs) fangirling HARD. But what animals are these guys supposed to be? Are they dolphins? But why do they have horns? And apparently abs as well: 

2. Aww but the leader of the group, Hyun Soo (as revealed in the subtitles) soon gets paralyzed by a dart and is kidnapped after signing fan autographs. And of course, it’s the doing of Dr. Emilia as she’s seen testing a serum sample on Hyun Soo. Again, I’m impressed with her ability to be so stealthy. However, she’s finding it difficult in getting the right formula for the genetic serum since none of the samples she’s used so far has worked on the kidnapped mutes. BTW, Jamack talking to Hyun Soo is hilarious. 

3. In Timbercat Village, Kipo is planning with HMUFA a mission to find Emilia, rescue their friends and retrieve Song’s research journal. Oh, did Asher get a haircut? If so, they look really nice.

4. Our boy, Benson wants Troy to come along because he feels safer when he’s around. How precious! I’m  happy he gets to go on a mission with Kipo for the first time too. It’s nice to mix groups up sometimes. And it looks like it’s just gonna be a human/hybrid-only mission because the mutes won’t be able to handle Emilia’s sonic emitter. Dave is upset that he won’t be able to tag along with them. I think it’s a good thing to sit this one out because he does have a tendency to die during their missions lol.

5. They manage to hitch a ride on a couple of dragonfly mutes due to Kipo coming up with the codeword, “Milkshake” to keep situations calm.  Random but okay. As they’re flying over the sea, they spot a ship, which definitely belongs to Emilia since we hear Zane asking Greta to turn on the sonic emitter as some mysterious sea creature was circling around them. Because the dragonflies are not immune to the sound, this causes them all to fall into the water

6. The group tries to climb over the ship to get a peek of the situation aboard and they can see the burrow humans enjoying their time there, splish-splashing in a giant pool paired with a crazy slide and everything. 

7. Dave lets Lio and Roberto know that he wants to have a boys night out (BNO) with them. But it’s clear that he’s doing this because he still feels salty about not being included in the stealth mission. Roberto looks like he doesn’t want to go out but Lio is down to hangout with Dave-o lol. 

8. Back on the Dr. Emilia’s ship, Kipo and gang try to find her lab but they almost got spotted by a blonde human girl, who apparently is able to hear Hyun Soo  sing through the cafeteria vents and thus, wants him to sing for her. Kipo and Troy actually recognize her from their old burrow. She’s actually Hoag’s daugther, Doag! I can’t believe he named his daughter that lol. Anyways, they were all actually friendly with one another, so we shall see if she’s willing to help them or not. Doag really likes dancing and we see her dancing around to Hyun Soo’s singing. She then does a split and spots them. Well, she doesn’t look alarmed actually. 

9. Meanwhile, Dave and Lio are playing cards but afterward, they went to check out the so-called “community bonding” session between Timbercats and the Umlaut snakes. At first, it seems like they are having a huge argument but they’re actually just writing a song and having a couple of debates. It’s song-break time. This time, the song is called ‘Friendship Alliance’. How fitting. After the performance, Lio says he wants to go to bed but Dave isn’t done yet and wants him to check out his secret stash of explosion berry cola.

10. Doag explains to the group that Dr. Emilia has been treating them nicely so far but they want her to know the truth about Emilia who has been trying to kill Kipo since she was a baby. Plus, according to Troy (and Benson from earlier on), she didn’t eat his Benson’s pancakes. Troy is way more upset about the part about the pancakes, which of course he has to be since it’s his boo’s pancakes. But my goodness, Doag’s voice is like nails on the chalkboard. Don’t you agree? 

11. I think it’s hard for them to convince her that Dr. Emilia is a bad person, especially since they don’t have any real evidence to show. Emilia is like a savior to these humans. Fortunately, Doag wants to help them rescue Boom-Boom, Jamack, Camille and Hyun Soo regardless. 

12. She takes them to Dr. Emilia’s lab, which isn’t very hidden like they said lol. The door’s locked but Troy, the skilled magician was able to pick the lock no problem. Benson is impressed and he actually addressed him as his boyfriend! Cute!

13. They enter the lab and we see all the kidnapped mutes trapped in their individual mute-proof cells. Aww the way Jamack called Kipo, Burrow Girl was so sweet. He has come a really long way with her since Season 1 huh? I don’t know what’s up with Boom-Boom but she(?) doesn’t look too good, almost unhinged. So, Hyun Soo is known as a Dolphicon! I guess that’s short for Dolphin and Unicorn. That’s explains the horn. I actually like the name “Wall Siren” for him as well. Despite only speaking in Korean, Hyun Soo does seem to understand English when Doag asks him “who are you?”. I feel like the introduction of Hyun Soo is like paying homage to Kipo’s animation studio, Studio Mir, which is in fact South Korean. 

14. Kipo proceeds to then break them out of their cells. Doag declares she’s going to help them escape. I actually hope there’s a chance that she would be part of Kipo’s group officially. She seems cool, mostly lol. Wolf also finds Song’s research journal but before they could make their escape, the traumatized Boom-Boom looks at the needles Dr. Emilia has been using on her, freaks out and drops her nectar bombs on them, which causes the whole lab to explode.  Boom-Boom needs therapy for sure. Ughh…Wolf also accidentally drops the journal and leaves it behind the lab. That book is probably destroyed. 

15. Back at Timbercat village, I assume Lio had already drank the cola before he is super hyped. Yumyan also joins in on their shenanigans and he gives them the idea to steal Molly’s axe and put it in an axe bush (is that what Yumyan said?). Also, is this supposed to be a pun or something?

16. Doag puts Hyun Soo in their getaway boat but it’s weird since he’s a dolphin and can just swim in the water instead lol. They’re supposed to leave now but Kipo wants to face Emilia now. I say she’s making a bad decision here. Dr. Emilia then arrive with Greta and Zane but Wolf takes out the latter two easily. The rest of the humans come out to the deck to see what the ruckus is all about and Emilia tries to play coy and innocent with them. 

17. Hoag notices that his daughter isn’t around. Our heroes try to explain to the humans that Dr. Emilia is the bad guy; They told about how Song is the Mega Monkey and how she got her to attack and destroy their home back in Season 1. And they explain that she mind-controlled Song to kill her own daughter. 

Even grandma can deliver a beatdown on someone lol

18.The humans are reluctant to believe them because it does sound very farfetched. But c’mon…they should know by know that Las Vistas is a messed up place; Anything can happen. Also, don’t they remember the Mega Monkey saving them from getting gilded in Season 2. Suddenly, Hoag makes an attempt to paralyze Kipo with one of the darts but she quickly reacts and knocks him out. The humans see this and they get mad at her. Eventually, Kipo and the others make their escape. Finally. 

19. Back to Lio and Dave. We find out towards the end that Molly actually killed Dave 5 times for the stunt he pulled on her lol. Anyways, the both of them are glad to have this bonding session with one another since Kipo isn’t around. 

20. Our heroes reach land but Doag wants to go back because she knows her dad is worried sick about her. And so, Hyun Soo and I guess the rest of his groupmates are bringing her back there. Aww, she should’ve stayed but I understand why she wants to go back to the ship. But to be honest, somebody should’ve thought to give her a communicator or a walkie-talkie or something because at least they can know what Dr. Emilia’s next move is. Perhaps they don’t really have to think too much into it since the journals has been decimated and all…or is it?

21. Wolf, I hope you’re happy you dropped the journal lol. Dr. Emilia figures out that Kipo is X. Wait, I’m trying to remember if there any mention of X in the previous episodes. Anyways, I wonder what she’s going to do with the fur Kipo left during their last confrontation. I guess since Kipo is a human who also has the DNA of apex predators, Emilia is going to play with her recombinant DNA and figure out a way to reverse the effects of the mute DNA so that only the normal DNA will be present? I dunno….

22. Last note/tiny bit of criticism: Is it just me or do you guys sometimes think that some of the character designs look a little wonky in this episode? Sometimes, I felt like Kipo, Benson and even Troy look a little off in some frames. Anyways, that’s the end of my review of episode 2. Stay tuned tomorrow for my review of episode 3. Thanks for reading everybody!

[seyaryminamoto]

Why do the people with cold, smoothbrain takes have to be the ones who send asks about your story? I'd send raving reviews if it weren't for my anxiety and lack of eloquence. It's been a while since I've read it, so maybe I'll get back into it again. Even though I'm not good at writing or reviews, I can start, if only to counterbalance these idiot anons you're dealing with.

Tbh... I hadn’t planned on replying to your ask (despite I thanked you for your support on my answer to the other one) because I thought, mistakenly, that the harasser would spiral if they knew how other people are perceiving their attitude, and who knew what consequences that could have! :’D I figured I’d spare them the “humiliation”, but hey... they’ve kept it up, after all this time! I keep refusing to answer their brainless asks - in the latest one, which literally arrived this morning, they’re even accusing me of shipping Jukka! As in, June and Sokka. Eight whole years of posting Sokkla content, developing a story about them to the point I’m getting the whole other side of the spectrum these days (as in, “STOP FOCUSING SO MUCH ON SOKKLA PLEASE WRITE SOMETHING ELSE”), but apparently I ship something else now because this person got their panties in a bunch over a smut scene that I literally wrote seven years ago and that I wrote as I did (as in, with Sokka imagining it was Azula), because it was the only way I could get through it. It’s extra hilarious because I COULD ship June and Sokka? There’s multishipping in this world? A lot of it, actually? And there’s nothing fundamentally wrong with it? :’) I bet if they read this reply they’ll have a nervous meltdown and accuse me of being the worst human being ever...

Which I guess would be fine, because as it is, I think THEY are the worst human being ever? :’) 

Someone who harasses a total stranger online is already pathetic. Someone who does it persistently, despite being asked to stop many times, is truly a beggar desperate for attention. Someone who pushes it so far they’re outright going on different platforms to do it (yep, I’ve been getting anon reviews by this super smart person as well, and by now I refuse to give them the satisfaction of seeing their pissbaby tantrums on my review list) is so obsessed with their alleged pain they can’t even synapse anymore. And the funny thing is it’s most always as an anon :’) I got one ask by a blog once, worded the exact same way as everything else, and I said “Oh hey! Maybe I can FINALLY message them personally and deal with the problem directly!” Ah. Turns out they had turned off messaging of any kind for their blog :’) ergo, I’m 99% sure they didn’t even REALIZE they forgot to pick the anon option and weren’t interested in any form of genuine interaction. Funny. Beyond that, it’s always anon stuff. They never show their face, so, on top of everything, this person is outright a coward who can’t own up to their opinions. If they were so proud of their beliefs, why not own up to them? :’) ah. Probably because they know a fair amount of people would react against them (as they already have), and omg, THEY CAN’T DEAL WITH PEOPLE ATTACKING THEM! AHAHAHA, THE IRONY AND HYPOCRISY ARE REAL...!

Paired with all this, I’m going to show you the asks they sent me after I blew up with the last one of theirs I answered:

And after this sobfest about how they were so very sorry about what they did, a sobfest I didn’t reply to because I thought that, if they were genuine about their remorse, they wouldn’t need more replies... 

They came back with all sorts of accusations, hissy fits and completely misplaced outrage because apparently I can’t even MENTION scenes and situations that June had even the SLIGHTEST involvement in, despite nothing has happened betwen her and Sokka in them, because this self-centered dumbass assumes I’m writing my story to actively torture them, forcing them to remember that “Oh no! People can sleep with other people without having any feelings for them and still find real love later on!” The HORROR! Worst of all, the only reason Azula (because it was Azula, not Sokka) brought up June was to explain to Zuko what happened to Sokka when Jeong Jeong was chasing them, back in chapter 126. Azula, opening up to her brother in an unprecedented manner about the GENUINELY most scarring experience she’s ever dealt with, an experience June was a victim in, too... and this person is so goddamn unhinged they read that as “SEYARY WANTS ME TO THINK ABOUT 28 AGAIN OMG WHAT AN ASSHOLE SHE IS!”

It’s honestly pathetic. I have no idea if this person is like... 12? Maybe? And that’s why their maturity is about the same as mine when I was 6 and realized people can kiss more than one person in their lifetime? :’D It’s what it sounds like to me.

I guess the final straw is that I have an email for this person? Because I got a submission from them (it was the first one carrying these nonsensical, whiny complaints) ages ago, I was going to reply at first but time got away from me and I got a ton of asks later on that likely were from the same person since they brought up the same “problems”, ergo, I answered them instead. But that submission is still sitting on my inbox, and our 12-year-old anon, so determined not to get caught or seen or have anyone even suspect who they might be, outright gave me their email on their very first attempt to reach me :’) a little digging revealed something pretty amusing about the email host, though: it’s @toggo.de, which already tells me what country this person comes from. Paired with that, extra digging revealed toggo is some sort of platform with content for children between 6-13 years of age. Ergo, I’m extra convinced this person is 12. Or maybe they happen to work for that company! :’D If so, I guess the company requires a very youthful midset for someone to work there, gotta have the moral compass of a 12-year-old who can’t detect nuance or complexity and sees the world in black and white :’)

*siiiiiiiiigh* sorry about the long rant, I kinda needed to vent. But thank you, again, for your support and for your offer to help counter the 12-year-old anon, I’d appreciate it plenty if you want to do it. If you do ever come back to reading the story, I hope you’ll enjoy it a lot, but even if you don’t, thank you again for your support :) and sorry I didn’t reply for a while, but I guess it serves me right for thinking anons online can grow out of their worst habits, learn better, genuinely understand they’re being assholes...? :’) sad, ain’t it? 

[winetae]

MY ANGEL HELLO!! 💞💞!! Omg no need to be sorry at all and i hope things have gotten better for you!! And if not then I hope you can do little things that make you happy bc you deserve it!! KCKCKVKV March has been a very weird month…but I do think it’s bc it’s been literally two years in this pandemic cjcjcjcj but all the more reason to take care of ourselves in this time!!

AHHH watching figure skating felt like a horrible rollercoaster that was only going down for a long time!! but same i got so happy for sui and Han!! And omg the woman’s individuals were so hard to watch and literally the scores were so hard to watch!! I HATE THE ISU!! And yes we love yuzu in this house!! Honestly, I’m so tired of these jumps getting over scored when I feel like the most beautiful skating we get is when the artistry gets to shine!! But anyway thank you for your posts, it felt like I had a buddy living through that hell with me!!

Hehe my favorite flavors are the sugar ones!! I tried a taro and mango sugar one last week and it was so good!! Do you have a favorite?? OMG yesss taeyeon always has such good albums and i honestly have that album on repeat!! Omg listen none of your writing is trash and that’s so cute and awesome that you got inspired!! and i get emo over music and yoongi too JCKCKCJCJC!! Omg I totally forgot to listen to apinks album but I did enjoy their title so I’ll have to report back!!

Ooh I’ve never seen kingdom so I will have to try it out!! AND OMG!!! I’m watching 25, 21 too!!! Kim taeri is so cute and I love the cast!! It’s such a lovely coming of age drama!! DKFKCMCMCN I SNORTED OMG, listen somehow nam joohyuk gets us all…i remember that i literally stopped in the middle of the first episode of bride of the water god bc I couldn’t take it and now look at me KXKXCNCK

I missed you angel!! I hope you’re doing well and I’m sending all the good luck you’re way!! And all the hugs and kisses!! I hope you have a lovely weekend and can drink some wine and have some desserts!! 💗💖💞 also I’m so excited to experience another rv comeback with u!! Please expect me to come screaming into your inbox!!

HI BB I MISSED U 🥺🤍 aw thank u so much i’m definitely going to try to take better care of myself 🤧🤍🤍🤍 i hope you’ve been doing well, drinking ur water + getting all the rest u deserve !!!! march was a weird month 🙃 i’m finally getting my life together slowly but surely so i take that as a good sign !

omg figure skating… getting them war flashbacks as i type 🤕 it’s so fascinating to see we share the same interests tho !!!! sag twin indeed !!!! i agree w what u said about artistry >> my only exception is sasha trusova for some reason idgaf about artistry when she skates i love my unhinged jump champion 🥲

ooooo ive never tried those flavors before 🧐 i really need to try more to have a fave ;; n YAY A TAEYEON FAN ! she has the best albums for real… what are ur fave songs??? ok maybe i will post the yoongi drabble just for u ! n dj ddjwjsk i still haven’t listened to apink 😭 pls tell me if it’s worth it or not

yes i love kingdom !! 🥺 n omg i actually haven’t watched anything after ep 8 if 2521 the reviews and comments about the rest scare me 😭😭😭 it was really cute up to that point tho but i don’t want the drama to disappoint me ;;;; DONT MENTION BRIDE OF THE WATER GOD it’s a cursed drama omg it was so bad i couldn’t finish ep1 either

MISS U TOO ALWAYS ! ur comments n messages are a big positive part of this blog 🤍 ily i wish only good things for u !!!! i def had all the wine i could have (+ desserts) n i hope u also treated urself to some nice things hehe ! i will answer ur rv ask in a separate ask bc idk how to combine it on mobile ! 😚

[lokilickedme]

I gotta tell you guys a funny story.  I’m going to put it under the cut because it’s long and also probably not of any interest to anyone who hasn’t sold on eB*y before, but it’s a followup to something I posted back in October and the ending is kinda epic:

Okay, so back sometime around the end of October I posted about a buyer that was giving me trouble.  She had filed for a return label to send back something she bought from me, due to the fact that she’d found it cheaper someplace else after she’d paid for mine.  Which isn’t allowed - the only valid reason eBay allows for requesting a refund is if the item isn’t as described.  Which mine was.  So I politely told her her request wasn’t valid and as per eBay’s rules I was under no obligation to let her send it back or issue her a refund.

She fired back a rant telling me that I should read the rules because she was ABSOLUTELY allowed to get a refund for that reason if she wanted to (yes, she did actually use the term “if I want to”).  So I pulled up the easily accessible Rules For Buying page, copied and pasted the paragraph where it’s clearly stated that the only situation in which a seller is required to issue a refund is the one situation that ours clearly wasn’t, and sent it to her with a “thank you, have a wonderful weekend” because that should have ended it right there.

She threw an ungodly SHIT.FIT.  Told me I didn’t know what the hell I was talking about and she was gonna get me kicked off eBay AND get her money back.  Oh and for my information, the “real” reason she actually wanted a refund was because the item wasn’t as described (which is, coincidentally, the rule that I had copied and pasted to her in my previous reply, which she vehemently denied was anywhere in the rules).  I laughed hard at that...like, pants pissing hard.  She hadn’t even known about that rule until I told her, and then she immediately changed her story to fit it.

BUT - she’d already filed her complaint under the category of “found item cheaper somewhere else”, which in eBay speak = shit out of luck.  You can only file once and you can’t change anything once you’ve submitted it.  She filed with an invalid reason, the first one they immediately disallow straight across the board - Buyer’s Remorse.

She blew her load in her own damn face.

Cue multiple more emails threatening me, telling me I have no idea what I’m talking about (I’ve been selling there for 20 years this Autumn, she’s been registered for less than 2 years) and insisting that I do what she says and give her her damn money back NOW.  I say sorry, but no.  But I still have to take some sort of action on the filed complaint, because that’s just how it works (a seller can lose a case that they’re clearly in the right on just by failing to respond to it officially).  That plus the nutbag had added more details to her side of the case, stating now that the item wasn’t as described (despite having officially filed it as Found It Cheaper Elsewhere).

So now she’s got two conflicting reasons listed for wanting a refund, but since she filed it under the first one, she’s screwed and there’s no unscrewing her.  But still I gotta do something official from my end, I’m just not sure what.

So I called eBay and asked if I should ignore the request or decline it.  The rep got the details from me, read all the emails between myself and Nutbag, reviewed the case notes, and came back to the phone LAUGHING HER ASS OFF.  Decline it right now, she told me in between choking sobs.  So I hit the decline button while the rep tried to get herself under control (and failed, because yeah, Nutbag’s emails were amusingly unhinged and ridiculous as hell) and we chatted for a minute because this was apparently the best thing that had happened to her all day and she was grateful to me for calling.  So I ask her what Nutbag can do next.  “Absolutely nothing” she assures me.  “Block her unless you just really enjoy being harassed, though from the looks of it you were having a great time.”

Yeah, I admit I was :)

But to avoid any more wasted time and energy, I go ahead and block her, meaning she can never contact me again because all of our correspondence has been through the eBay messaging system and she doesn’t have my email address.  It also means she can’t bid, buy, or send offers on any of my things ever again.  I’m shut of her.  Good riddance.  Ebay rep assures me that if Nutbag strikes back with negative feedback, all I have to do is call again and they’ll remove it and give her a strike for abuse of the feedback system.  Everything is in my favor and there’s absolutely nothing for me to worry about.

Ebay rep thanks me again for the good time and we say goodbye.

I keep an eye on my feedback for a few days, but nothing happens, and after about a week I stop even checking it.

And then about two weeks later I get a notice from PayPal.  Nutbag has filed a chargeback on the transaction.  She has filed a claim that her credit card was stolen and the purchase wasn’t made by her.

This is conflicting lie #3 on this purchase, and they’re just getting more hilarious as she gets more desperate to win.  The big gaping obvious hole in her claim this time?  The item was shipped to her home address, addressed to her, and the USPS tracking that PayPal had access to showed it was delivered to her at that address.  Why would someone steal her card and make purchases on it, only to have them delivered to her, the card owner?

So I called PayPal and pointed this out.  Another rep got the opportunity to laugh their ass off, and laugh he did.  I had already called eBay and requested permission to share with PayPal all the correspondence that took place through their system, so the PP guy read it all and just fell apart.  He counted the lies and I could all but see him shaking his head in disbelief.  And then the big whammy happened, and my faith in the entire universe was completely, unequivocally restored (with the exception of the rock Nutbag lives under).

PP rep informs me that not one penny will be taken from my account, because I’m covered by PP’s insurance and the case OBVIOUSLY is fraudulent...and then he tells me the really good part.  Because she filed the chargeback through her credit card company instead of through PP themselves, according to PP policy her account with them would be closed permanently.  As in, no more PP for Nutbag.  EVER.

I about choke on my tongue.  Every crooked thing this woman has done has backfired on her SO EPICALLY that it’s starting to border on unbelievable.  It’s like the two bank robbers in Raising Arizona who ended up just breaking back into jail at the end because everything they did blew up in their faces.

So PP rep guy (still laughing) tells me not to worry about anything, there’s nothing I need to do, even if her credit card company goes ahead and grants her the chargeback (which wasn’t likely because PP rep guy was typing notes about the fraud into the claim page as we were speaking) that PP would pay it through their insurance and not a penny of mine would ever be touched.  The claim wouldn’t count against me and absolutely nothing was going to happen to me.

But Nutbag was about to get a very upsetting email from PP, and dear god in heaven I wish I could have been there when she got it.

So PP rep guy and I bid each other good day, he thanks me for the funsies, and I spend the rest of the day giggling because omg it feels so good when lying dishonest assholes get what’s coming to them.

She lost, completely and ignominiously, at both eBay AND PayPal (and probably her own bank as well) - and all her frothing at the mouth to get even with me had failed embarrassingly.

So...all of this wrapped up a couple of weeks ago, and earlier tonight it crossed my mind to check my feedback at eBay, because I’d sort of forgotten about Nutbag.  Still no bad feedback, which is really surprising based on her previous refusal to back the hell off no matter how many times she was proven wrong.  But hey, I’m not complaining, that’s one less phone call I have to make.

And then out of curiosity I click on her ID and look at her purchase list on her feedback page.  There’s been no transactions since her run-in with me.  Not one.  And then I realize...without a PayPal account, her eBay account is basically useless, because a good 99% of all sellers there require PayPal as their only accepted payment method.  Some will take credit cards, but after PP reported her attempted fraud to them, they probably canceled her card as well.

Nutbag can’t buy on eBay anymore :D

I kept my hard earned money and my good selling reputation and got a good jolly giggle out of the whole thing.  And somewhere in New York, a failed fraud with the worst lying skills in the history of dishonesty is probably still trying to figure out how to get that $18 back from me.

And that’s the story of how I saved the rest of the eBay selling community from ever having to deal with Nutbag.  You’re welcome.

[marybeatriceofmodena]

TLJ trailer review extravaganza (don’t read this)

So yesterday, I was minding my business, not watching football because the channel where it was shown wasn’t available for me, so I spent the evening refreshing the Youtube page, yadayada…

So at 10 PM, IT HAPPENED.

DURING THE ENTIRE THING, MY MOUTH WAS WIDE OPENED LIKE AN IDIOT’S.

AND THE ENDING

THE FUCKING ENDING

ANYWAY

All right, this is a breakdown of the trailer probably no one will care about, and I’ll attempt to make semi-serious analysis while squealing all over the place.

I’ll also point out that the trailer makes it VERY CLEAR it’s not going to be a ESB copy-paste, and all I can say is THANK GOD

First shot : capeless!Kylo. I wonder if it’s the same scene where this comes from:

Also, it reminds me a lot of this shot with Rey:

MIRRORING EACH OTHER AMIRITE

Snoke is the one narrating, and I’m pretty sure he’s talking about Kylo, since a) the clips we are shown are very Kylo-centric – well, HECK, THE TRAILER IS SUPER KYLO-CENTRIC, AND I DID NOT EXPECT THAT, and b) It definitely matches with Snoke talking about Kylo in the novelization as a “masterpiece”. Creeper vibes intensify.

Mandatory gorilla walkers to make the fanboys thirsty.

Kylo walking ahead helmetless with troopers behind… hard to tell when it’s taking place in the movie, though. It *could* be on Crait, but I have a few doubts about it for several reasons (you’ll understand later). It is definitely a callback to this shot from the PT (ROTS, to be more precise):

Very good use of Kylo’s helmet versus red background: this movie is going to be a visual stunner for sure.

I’m also assuming that him picking up his lightsaber from the ground is in the same scene (though again, it could not be, as I will explain further): we can all be pretty sure Kylo’s going to get chewed out by the boss at the beginning of TLJ, so I could definitely see a situation where Snoke forces Kylo to pick his lightsaber from the ground, because humiliating much.

So after Snoke says his last line: “Something truly special…” we immediately get a clip of Rey lighting up the lightsaber. So Kylo being special is not something that is unique to him anymore, because we got another super-powerful Force-sensitive person called Rey running around.

Where I want to get to from this is that I’ve seen people speculating that Snoke might ditch Kylo and want to train Rey instead. I’ll say this – I’m not saying that this is impossible and that it won’t happen for sure. But from what we’ve seen of Snoke, from what we’ve seen from his history with Ben/Kylo… I kind of doubt he’ll drop Kylo like a hot potato to focus on Rey instead. Keep in mind that Snoke has been targeting Ben since birth: he’s a long-term project, if I can allow myself to talk like this, and he already has more training than Rey does. Rey is powerful for sure, but to an extent, ditching Kylo and starting anew with Rey would be like backpedaling for Snoke.

Right now, the most viable options (again, imho) are the following:

1) Force-sensitive or not, Rey is too much of a wild card to be left alive, because “you have compassion for her”. Snoke gives Kylo an ultimatium going along the lines of “You get rid of the girl, or I’ll get rid of her myself.”

2) Snoke decides to use both Rey and Kylo and TLJ ends with the two of them prisoners.

Keep those two points in mind. I’ll come back to them later.

Back to babbling.

Okay, from here, honestly, the movie looks like a thriller. We see shots of where we left off, basically Rey giving the lightsaber to Luke, but the music gives the clips an overall different tone. You’ve got Luke who definitely looks a tad unhinged, Rey heading towards the Force tree while being surrounded by mist (GIMME THAT MYSTICAL/GOTHIC/JANE EYRE FEEL).

Then there’s Rey’s voice where she’s all like that she had hints in the past that she was Force-sensitive, she ain’t understanding all that weird shit that’s happening to her, nor why it’s “awake” all of a sudden, so obviously, she needs help.

YEAH GIRL YOU SWING THAT LIGHTSABER

Okay so Luke freaks the fuck out when the ground cracks behind them when Rey tries to use her Force powers, and now that I sat back and thought about it and read other stuff around too… I’M ACTUALLY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT TOO

Anyway, y’all remember how we were speculating that perhaps Kylo/Ben is not 110% responsible for whatever happened to Luke’s students? I’m pretty sure first of all that I’m correct by assuming that Ben’s turn has something to do with the galaxy discovering that Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa’s father is, well, Darth Vader.

So Wild Mass Guessing here. Let’s suppose the students turn against Ben and Luke. Ben is probably all over the place – he probably thinks his parents and his uncle have lied to him his entire life (and TFA made it very clear Kylo has a very big issue with liars), and a bunch of teens/young adults are just about to kill him. Let’s also mention Snoke doing background work, throw in some Skywalker/Solo genes, and you got a recipe for trouble.

I could easily see a situation where Ben gets so angry and scared he accidentally blows up the place Luke and his followers are, and he believes all of them to be dead. It makes for a situation where yes, he did kill the students, but also, IT WASN’T HIS FAULT.

But remember Snoke the Creep hanging around? Easy peasy for him to convince Ben that it’s all his fault, that his parents will never forgive him for this, yada yada, and the only way he can prevent this from happening again is by training in the Dark Side with Snoke.

And that might be a VERY GOOD explanation for his “temper tantrums” too. So if Kylo’s Force powers are out of control whenever he’s angry, or scared, or whatever, maybe a way of preventing that it could harm people is by picking up his lightsaber and lashing on equipment – that way, the extra steam comes out physically rather than with the Force. And broken equipment is a better alternative than, you know, lives…

So coming back to Rey… remember how glorious the snow fight was in TFA when the planet was pretty much falling apart around Rey and Kylo? I mean, I always assumed that it was because of the Resistance fleet causing damage, but now… I’m actually wondering if it’s Rey and Kylo’s combined efforts. And with the cracks in the ground Rey makes, and Luke admitting he’s scared shitless of her, and THAT HE HAS SEEN IT IN THE PAST (queue a wonderful flashback to the past where Ben hypothetically blows shit up and we see Luke’s metal hand come out of a pile of rubble), it’s totally possible.

Because keep in mind that according to Mark Hamill, Luke thought that Ben was the new Chosen One or something. But also keep in mind that Luke had… um, months of actual Jedi training while Jedi traditionally trained from early childhood to adulthood. So Luke lacks experience, and that is all part of the Big Recipe for Disaster, of course. Either Luke didn’t know how to react to Ben’s raw power, either he encouraged it… we’ll have to see.

Anyway how the fuck is it going to be like when Rey and Kylo are gonna have sex jfc

There is… definitely something off with Luke. It’s worrying. And I’m sure Mark Hamill is going to be freaking amazing.

Kylo looking at his helmet Hamlet-style… then slamming it on the wall. I can actually see that happening straight after getting chewed out by Snoke. And I can just hear Han’s line from TFA: “Take it off. You don’t need it anymore.”

And “Let the past die” just fits perfectly with what I’ve said above.

ANYWAY MAH BOY CAN FLY

HE CAN FLY

DAD WOULD BE PROUD OF YOU BOY

Well you kinda killed him tbh BUT I’M SURE HE’D STILL BE PROUD

AND THEN THERE’S LEIA

KYLO DOESN’T WANT TO KILL HIS MOMMA

AND

AND

Okay, I think we’re definitely going to see Leia use the Force in this movie. Like, it’s actually looks like she’s using telepathy here to communicate with Kylo?

I mean, those clips are so powerful.

And it’s yet another callback to ROTS, and I’m talking here about Padmé’s Ruminations (yet another one of those things the PT Did Right).

Like, you don’t need dialogue here. You don’t need to hear what Leia is trying to say to her son. The eyes are enough – and god, Leia and Kylo have the same big beautiful soulful eyes. Casting done right.

And Kylo doesn’t want to pull the trigger, and it’s at that moment that he does the exact opposite of what Anakin has done fifty years ago: instead of making the Dark Side choice by killing his mother, he abstains from firing.

And yes, this is at the beginning of the movie: if you put together the leaks we got so far, the grey outfit Leia is wearing is one she wears at the beginning of the movie, and we also know that at that time, the Resistance is under attack. (The other outfit with the big collar is one she wears on Crait, and Crait happens later in the movie.)

So from that, Kylo’s road to redemption starts probably fairly early, at the end of what is probably the first act. From there… I doubt he’ll go back to Snoke (considering he’s already got grounded for being defeated by Rey), so I think he’s going to go straight to Ahch-To. Again, this is a rough draft of TLJ I’m making here.

Also: Jesus Christ, it is a CRIME to have Adam Driver wear a mask. His facial expressions, his eyes – he’s not playing Kylo, he IS Kylo. If I had to bet money on any actor who could potentially win an Oscar in the next ten years, I’d put money on Adam Driver.

And gah, not only he looks like he’s about to cry, he looks like Dad here:

CASTING DONE RIGHT I’M TELLING YA

TIE FIGHTERS AFTER THE MILLENNIUM FALCON

CHEWIE

PORG

Wait a sec…

Chewie isn’t sitting on the pilot seat. He’s on the co-pilot scene. And it’s clearly during that chase with the TIE fighter.

Why aren’t they showing us the pilot? If it’s Rey, they have no reason to hide her. Okay, it could be just an excuse to show a shot just with Chewie and a Porg, but…

OMG WHAT IF IT’S THAT REY CHEWIE AND KYLO LEAVE AHCH-TO TOGETHER AND GET CHASED AND KYLO’S PILOTING AND REY’S THE ONE SHOOTING LASERS AT THE TIE FIGHTERS

SOMEONE HOLD ME

Yeah and they better not waste Oscar Isaac either because he’s awesome

PHASMA

FINN

FINN VS PHASMA FIGHT

MY SON LOOKS SO BADASS

YEAH YOU GO AND YELL “COME ON”

YOU GO AND KICK SOME ASS BOY

Like, seriously, going after Phasma is FREAKING BADASS. If you read the Phasma novel… you’ll see what I mean.

Oh jeez, Luke is scary when he says “This is not going to go the way you think!” I mean on a meta level this is hilarious BUT I AM EXCITE

God the shots of Leia are gorgeous.

The ice fox is really pretty too.

Okay, theory time about Rey swimming: I highly doubt she knew how to swim prior to coming on Ahch-To (I mean, she grew up on a desert planet, COME ON), but at the beginning of the trailer, when the ground cracks… I wonder if she and Luke fall in the water because the cliff comes off, and Luke pulls her out. And that doesn’t exclude her learning how to swim later on…

FINN AGAIN

(And this trailer has no Rose WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY)

“Fulfill your destiny” is clearly said by Snoke… and we have a shot of him torturing Rey, in her second “Jedi training” outfit. So this probably happens at the climax of the movie. Remember when I said I think Snoke wants Rey dead since she’s an obstacle of sorts? Like I said, I HIGHLY doubt he’ll just decide to kill off Kylo and start all over with Rey. So with him being all ominous with “FULFILL YOUR DESTINY”, I think the climax of the movie is going to be Snoke torturing Rey in front of Kylo, and ordering him to either kill her or watch her being killed.

After that… ??? We’ll see??

This said, it could very well be Snoke torturing Rey to turn her to the Dark Side (even if what I said above seems more likely to me). Torture is a way used to turn someone (as seen in TCW with Count Dooku and Savage Opress, and Palpatine did use a form of this by having Vader in that suit, since it caused him constant pain; Legends have Revan with Vitiate, and Bastila with Darth Malak), but given everything I’ve speculated above… I’m going to say nah.

SO YEAH YALL KNOW WHERE WE’RE COMING TO

Rey: “I need someone… to show me my place in all this.”

(Rey’s still wearing her Ahch-To outfit, so this probably takes place at the beginning of the movie. She’s near a campfire judging by the light. And she looks really pretty btw. We know she’ll be disappointed by Luke, so I could see her telling that to Chewie? I’ll come back to that later.)

AND THEN THERE’S KYLO

WE JUMP STRAIGHT TO KYLO

HE’S LOOKIN’ PRETTY TOO

And his face isn’t even menacing, or anything. He looks nervous, he’s breathing heavily, and then…

THE GLOVED HAND

THE EXTENDED GLOVED HAND

LIKE WHO ELSE WOULD HE EXTEND IT TOO

I FEEL CALLED OUT

I FEEL FUCKING CALLED OUT LUCASFILM

BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT IS MANDATORY IN A PERIOD DRAMA?

THE EXTENDED GLOVED HAND

(shall we dance, on a bright cloud of a music shall we fly? Shall we dance, shall we then say goodnight and mean goodbye?) 

(Of course I can make a reference to The King and I, Rian spend the last week posting West Side Story vids and that’s basically Romeo and Juliet in the 50s. Like I SEE YOU RIAN) 

WE’RE CUTTING STRAIGHT TO THAT

YES, KYLO IS THE BELONGING REY SEEKS

These clips are probably edited together BUT THE MESSAGE IS CLEAR

BYE I’M DED

NOT DEAD

DED

And that part is just so… dreamlike. There’s like… drops of fire falling from the sky, and it’s like in a fairytale.

YEP, THE ROMANTIC LEADS LADIES AND GENTS

All right, all right, it’s not concrete proof, and this point I think Reylo as a 75/25 chance of being romantic (IT’S TOTES HAPPENING THOUGH), BUT LET ME BE EXCITE FOR A SECOND

You know, with those rumors of a hut blowing up… I kind of wonder if instead of Luke, as some people have said, it’s actually Rey who does it by accident, maybe in a moment where Kylo tries to help her with her Force powers. Hut blows up, Rey realizes what she has done, she’s about to cry because she’s certain Kylo is going to reject her like Luke did…

BUT NO

HE EXTENDS A HAND TO HER

DID

DID RIAN READ REYLO FANFIC

JFC

Anyway this was my blabber, I hope you enjoyed it.

[gayfantasybooklist]

Nightrunner Series

★★★☆☆

Luck in the Shadows

1996 by Lynn Flewelling

Sword & Sorcery (-ish); Queer main characters.

★★★☆☆

Stalking Darnkess

1997 by Lynn Flewelling

Heroic Fantasy (-ish); Queer main characters.

★★☆☆☆

Traitor’s Moon

1999 by Lynn Flewelling

Epic Fantasy (-ish); Queer main characters.

All three books follow our two protagonists: Alec (sweetheart) who starts out as a country bumpkin who kicks ass at archery but is also very sexually verklemmt due to his religion and because, well, he is a country bumpkin. Seregil is a flaming bisexual who is incredibly fun to follow because he’s classy and thieving and secretly a badass super-agent for the world’s secret magic police (and his aristocrat alter-ego has a butler.). Then there’s also Seregil’s best friend and ex-agent-turned-family-man Micum who is a nice down-to-earth foil for the all-over-the-place Seregil. And the two Thaumaturgists (magicians) Nysander (a morally more ambiguous and heterosexually active version of Dumbledore) and Thero (I started off hating him like Malfoy, but after 2 books loved him like Hermione).

Luck in the Shadows is a delightful Sword & Sorcery adventure story of Alec & Seregil meeting in some random lord’s prison cell, travelling to the city of Rhíminee together (note a hilarious boat adventure where Seregil dresses as lady and flirts with the oblivious crew so hard that they basically still want to bone him even after they find out he’s a guy), and doing some masterfully written thieving that puts Ocean’s 11 to shame (= Nightrunning).

Stalking Darkness has a more heroic fantasy feel to it as Alec and Seregil get roped into the war between the countries of Plenimar and Skala (and poor Mycena which basically just gets run over #Belgium) and thwart a necromancy plot that tries to unhinge the foundation of magic itself. Still lots of skillful thieving and secret agent stuff going on, and with increased awesomeness, because Alec has been practicing. Also, Micum’s daughter Beka (badass lieutenant) is the POV character on the battlefield and we get some fun and pretty gruesome battle tactic shenanigans.

Traitor’s Moon gets into the epic fantasy genre I’d say. It’s set in Aurënen, the country of the magical Aurënfaie and dragons and explores the cultures of all the clans in a diplomatic quest to have Aurënen help in the war between Plenimar and Skala (which somehow is still going on despite Nysander kicking serious ass at the end of the second book). It doesn’t have the same fast-paced sword & sorcery action as the other two books, and instead explores the culture and magic system of the world, anchored in a kind of detective story (somebody died and also Seregil’s ex-boyfriend from when he was young got him exiled and everyone is still salty about that). Props to Flewelling for creating not just paint-by-numbers elves, but Aurënfaie whose longevity has actual consequences on their diplomacy with short-lived human nations (#neverforget). The dragon life-cycle is creative: dragons start out as very common lizard-size buggers whose (lucky?) bite sings like a bee, but no one kills them because who knows, they might grow up to be big and sentient and then come for you. My only issue with this book is the resolution at the end, which was okay, but not half as clever as I hoped it would be.

The most delightful moments in all three books are in the slow-burn relationship between Alec and Seregil. Seriously, it’s so slow that it doesn’t hit the ground until I think midway through the second book when Rhíminee’s pleasure houses (color coded by sexual preference – genius!) catalyze some much needed sexual awakening in both Alec (omg I’m so gay) and Seregil (omg I’m totally in love with Alec). Their relationship transitions from travel companions to friends to mentor-mentee, and then to a beautiful and respectful (and sexual) romantic relationship (side note: everyone is cool with the gays in this world, aside from Alec’s priest teachers). For all the ageist readers out there who noticed the significant age gap between Alec & Seregil: that gets explained away with the usual immortality/longevity context we often find in fantasy, but what I actually find more convincing is that their relationship is just as initially angsty and then healthy as if they were the same age, so my conclusion was: who cares? I did notice a shortage of female characters especially in the first book (even though Flewelling is a woman), but actually gender dynamics are explored in interesting ways in this world through the kingdom of Skala where they only have female monarchs (because prophecy reasons), and their military is refreshingly mixed gender. The Aurënfaie culture also has interesting female and clan/chief dynamics, in addition to being generally very creative (and not based on conventional Western world templates).

How I discovered this book: “The Gay Fiction Booklist that Doesn’t Suck”

I post a book review every week. Visit https://gayfantasybooklist.weebly.com for the full archive.

[lee-yan-druh]

Book Review: The Ruby Circle by Richelle Mead

Read on: June 9, 2016

Rating: 5 stars

*satisfied sigh* Well, that was wonderful. When I first started the Bloodlines series, I wasn't sure if I would love it as much as Vampire Academy. As I read book after book however, I became more and more convinced that this series will remain with me for a very long time. And as I've just finished reading The Ruby Circle, the final book, I have that sense of contentment over what a wonderful ending it was, and am a little sad that it's over. As with any long-running book series, there's always an enormous amount of pressure on the author for writing the final book that would ultimately put an end to the story. I remembered loving Last Sacrifice, the final book in Vampire Academy and hoped that I'd love The Ruby Circle just as much, and I actually did. As opposed to the almost shocking thickness of Last Sacrifice, The Ruby Circle was in turn alarmingly thinner than the other books in the Bloodlinesseries, and I was slightly worried as to how everything would be wrapped up so quickly. As it was this book was very fast-paced, and had a surprising amount of twists and events despite its relative thinness. Some people would probably think this book was rushed, with Richelle Mead scrambling to finish things with no plot holes and as little loose ends as possible, but I actually thought it was a nice change from the relative slowness of the first book. The Ruby Circle quickly addressed the massive cliffhanger that was unleashed at the very end of Silver Shadows. With Jill Dragomir missing and with that being a huge threat to Lissa's rule, it was of course up to the group to rescue her. It was kind of sad and funny reading about Sydney and Adrian adjusting to married life, being trapped at Court nonetheless. I'm surprised to be saying this but I actually think Daniella Ivashkov is such a great mother-in-law, haha. I was glad to have seen the characters in this book really grow into themselves. I thought Adrian still held on to his "unhinged" side a bit for most of the book, but of course I adore his character. It was nice to see all the familiar characters in this book. Eddie and Neil were of course hugely welcome, as was Mrs. Terwilliger and even the totally awesome Malachi Wolfe. I was also glad to have seen more of the witches in action. And of course I was happy to have Dmitri and Rose on board! I am of course especially proud of Sydney. From being a rigid Alchemist to a powerful woman who fights for what's right, I think it's safe to say that she's a remarkable character, who would make a good role model. Like I said there were a LOT of plot twists in this book, and they're actually a chaotic jumble in my head at the moment. Still, I think everything was pulled off beautifully, and I liked that there was barely a dull moment in this book. First off, I knew Alicia was the one who kidnapped Jill, because really we hadn't heard from her since The Golden Lily. I was however surprised at the involvement of The Warriors of Light because...well honestly, because I'd already forgotten about them. Haha. I liked the little scavenger hunt Sydeny and the others went on and of course Sydney's undercover sleuthing at the Warriors' base was also very impressive. I was worried that something would seriously go wrong,like so many things went wrong in Silver Shadows, but I'm glad with how things worked out. The subplot involving Olive was of course very interesting as well, though I kind of wish it was introduced earlier on in the first books. I didn't really care for Nina, especially since Adrian kind of cheated on Sydney with her for a time, but Olive's pregnancy was really intriguing. I guessed that Neil really was the father of her baby, and that that pregnancy was possible due to Olive's being restored from her Strigoi status. I'm sad that Olive died, and that Neil felt like he had to distance himself from his own son so that Declan wouldn't have so much attention drawn to his being a "miracle baby". I was worried that Neil would be killed off actually, but I'm glad Richelle Mead didn't feel the need to do that. The actual rescue was something I thoroughly enjoyed reading. I was actually surprised that they got the Alchemists involved, but I'm very impressed with the deal Sydney arranged for their amnesty. I was worried that Sydney and Adrian would be left out of the action, but of course they had their fair share. That scene with the hydra thing they had to fight was pretty exciting, and it really showed how much Sydney had grown in power. I'm glad they were able to rescue Jill, and that she and Eddie FINALLY started dating. And also, I'm glad that Sydney and Adrian adopted Declan. Such an adorable family! The ending was perfect in my opinion. All the characters seemed like one big happy family, a much deserved fate after all that they'd been through. My OTP's are happy, so I'm happy also. [ROSE AND DMITRI ARE FINALLY ENGAGED OMG!  I'm holding Richelle Mead to her statement that this probably won't be the last we see of the VA family. All in all, I'm extremely satisfied with this series, and hope to read more from Richelle Mead.

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