Scribbler. Dreamer. Chronicler of great lies and mediocre semi-truths.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Note
Heh...yeah, no 🤣 My boys still go by Big and Little, though Little has finally grown into those monster feet he's had since birth and is getting tall. His looks have changed too, he and his brother are both gonna end up being heartbreakers. Can't believe they're 12 and 18 now, Big graduated! He's working on getting his driver's license and is job hunting before he starts thinking about college classes, though I keep trying to discourage him from rushing into adulthood. Fortunately for me his autism will always keep him nearby and I won't have to let him go completely 🥰
Stoner Bitch and Customer Service Cowboy are something entirely different 😁 One's an engineer and the other is an artist so I ended up with the best of both worlds - thank you Ex Husband, you finally did something good when you made me homeless and forced me to finally take a stand against your narcissistic sociopathic abusive self. Sitting in front of that lawyer and watching him put his finger in your face and tell you to shut the eff up was one of the single most empowering and simultaneously enlightening moments of my life. I smelled freedom for the first time that day 😊 And now I'm snarfing it down in big sloppy gulps like the starving goblin I was.
So...yeah
Walk those streets you lovely thing, get those voters off they arses. We can't go through another shit show like before, not even for the entertainment value 🍊
@texmexdarling
I hope you and your family are well. Have you heard from Lokilickedme? I was thinking of her and her boys and I miss her life stories and her writing. I hope she is happy and healthy. I hope you are too! Have a wonderful Sunday. ❤️
Hi @wolfsmom1
I am well. Thank you for checking in! Not on here as much as I’d like to be lately because it’s an election year and I am a VP of my Democratic club, a Precinct Chair for my voting district, a Volunteer Deputy Voter Registrar, and have League of Womens Voters responsibilities. And, I have a daughter going off to college this week. 😭 So… been a bit busy.
I still occasionally hear from @lokilickedme but she also has a lot going on. I don’t think she will be back to write, but I could be wrong. 🤷🏻♀️ All is good with her. LOTS of changes in her life, all for the better. She is in a happy place, and I am happy for her. 🥰
I miss her writing, too. (Sigh)
Thanks for the note. I will let her know you asked after her.
33 notes
·
View notes
Note
I got to meet the Bog Man
Bunbun!! Soo good to see you!! You lucky thing, would you believe I STILL haven't seen him live? Ex was going to take me to a show early in the tour but then we got divorced so no dice, then Stoner Bitch was gonna take me to a show later in the tour but there was a death in his family and he was in Wyoming that week so no go again. One day, I stg, I'm gonna make it to a Hoz concert even if I have to fly to Texas and go with @texmexdarling (who goes ALL.THE.DAMN.TIME)
Sorry so late with this reply, I've been elsewhere :D
@thecutestlittlebunbunfairy
1 note
·
View note
Note
Check your texts @texmexdarling, I sent you a pic of my Customer Service Cowboy and will send you a new one of the Stoner Bitch later, I'm on my way out the door in a minute to the yearly Hallow rave and won't be coherent again until some time Sunday :D But I opened AO3 last night for the first time in at least a year and found some things I'd forgotten about, so...given my recent urge to write again, I'm sure it won't be long before I figure out how to squeeze in a few minutes for the cause. Stoner Bitch has my work computer at the moment (battery blew up, literally) and all my old drafts are in it, but he's assuring me he'll have it fixed on Monday.
Customer Service Cowboy (P, we'll call him P) just got back from a week long trip to the Grand Canyon - he's a working artist, he travels and paints - so this week might actually be a bit cramped as far as jumpstarting my little literary comeback. We'll see what happens ;)
Good to see everybody again!!
I hope you and your family are well. Have you heard from Lokilickedme? I was thinking of her and her boys and I miss her life stories and her writing. I hope she is happy and healthy. I hope you are too! Have a wonderful Sunday. ❤️
Hi @wolfsmom1
I am well. Thank you for checking in! Not on here as much as I’d like to be lately because it’s an election year and I am a VP of my Democratic club, a Precinct Chair for my voting district, a Volunteer Deputy Voter Registrar, and have League of Womens Voters responsibilities. And, I have a daughter going off to college this week. 😭 So… been a bit busy.
I still occasionally hear from @lokilickedme but she also has a lot going on. I don’t think she will be back to write, but I could be wrong. 🤷🏻♀️ All is good with her. LOTS of changes in her life, all for the better. She is in a happy place, and I am happy for her. 🥰
I miss her writing, too. (Sigh)
Thanks for the note. I will let her know you asked after her.
#the new adventures of old lokilickedme#I'm sorta back#apologies in advance for how hit and miss it's gonna be for a while#but I do plan to try to get back into writing#which by default probably means I'll be in here off and on#you have my males to thank for this#they both want me to write again#and paint#and get back into photography#we'll see which hobby wins#Sassface CustomerService Cowboy and Stoner Bitch waving hello#I'm Sassface lol#yeah no don't ask
33 notes
·
View notes
Note
Look at mi sposa, bein' all civically responsible and making the world a better place <3 So proud of you @texmexdarling!! I follow your Insta posts religiously, not just because you're mah girl but also that's where I get all my political updates and info - you're the only source I trust lol
I'm doing great over here, nary a spare minute but I want so bad to start posting from time to time and maybe doing a little writing again soon. Around this time every year I start getting that itch and I think this year's the one. I'm settled, got my affairs (literal and figurative) in order, life's good and the snows are coming. Mama's got some stories to finish and maybe some new ones to start :) My guys have been encouraging and urging me to start up again, so...we shall see. It feels right. I promised them both they could be in the Carmichael sequel so you can look forward to meeting the men in my life soonish.
I'll be around...I'm super busy these days but I'm going to make an effort to carve out some online time soon. I'm sort of a boss lady at my place of employment and am juggling part-time kids and full-time partners and weekends jammed with tribe events and as Calvin and Hobbes would say, the days are just packed. And the nights, but you don't wanna hear about that :D
It's Stoner Bitch's birthday today so I'm headed out to dinner with him and the gang. Just wanted to drop by real quick and wave hello on my way back out the door. Hope everybody's doing well - love you guys, think of you often <3 <3
I hope you and your family are well. Have you heard from Lokilickedme? I was thinking of her and her boys and I miss her life stories and her writing. I hope she is happy and healthy. I hope you are too! Have a wonderful Sunday. ❤️
Hi @wolfsmom1
I am well. Thank you for checking in! Not on here as much as I’d like to be lately because it’s an election year and I am a VP of my Democratic club, a Precinct Chair for my voting district, a Volunteer Deputy Voter Registrar, and have League of Womens Voters responsibilities. And, I have a daughter going off to college this week. 😭 So… been a bit busy.
I still occasionally hear from @lokilickedme but she also has a lot going on. I don’t think she will be back to write, but I could be wrong. 🤷🏻♀️ All is good with her. LOTS of changes in her life, all for the better. She is in a happy place, and I am happy for her. 🥰
I miss her writing, too. (Sigh)
Thanks for the note. I will let her know you asked after her.
#The New Adventures of Old Lokilickedme#doin just fine thanks#currently freezing in the High Desert mountains#see you soon
33 notes
·
View notes
Text
When two become three without anyone going into labor and nobody ends up with stretch marks but everybody loses sleep
#out here livin mah best life ya'll#Best Life equals me n my Stoner Bitch n my Customer Service Cowboy#the whole thing went from monogamy to ethical nonmonogamy to polyamory confusingly quick#no complaints#The New Adventures of Old Lokilickedme#how ya'll doin btw?
9 notes
·
View notes
Text
The day you tucked my arm up under yours and tugged me up against your body and said Mine
#the new adventures of old lokilickedme#me n my stoner bitch#that whole I Don't Need Or Want Anything From You Except S*x thing went so terribly wrong somewhere along the way#but we're not crying about it#we doin just fine thnx
14 notes
·
View notes
Text
The pure cuddly joy of spending a cold Colorado morning sending Instagram cat reels back and forth with the love of your life because he's in Utah for the week and you're not
#me n my stoner bitch are still doing just fine thanks#eight months and rolling#bootleg Thanksgiving#or as he calls it Happy National Genocide Day folks!#a day late but i woke up in a recliner in the upstairs of aomebody else's house last night with a prime rib headache in my stomach#and a nice neat row of empty local brew bottles on top of the tv where one of my kids was playing Call Of Duty with some big bald man with#Sam Elliott handlebar mustache#apparently dinner was one for the record books#pretty sure i remember there being like 30 people there and i refereed a dodgeball tournament upstairs with at least 45 children#and a kid named Reuben who kept throwing the football into the fireplace#and now my Stoner Bitch is in Utah laughing at me because he had to tell me how to do thanksgiving and apparently i did it wrong anyway#anyhow happy day after national genocide day everybody i hope you're as happy and content as I've been for the last eight months#*waves*#until next time
15 notes
·
View notes
Text
Ya know, I was thinking about this unfinished story just the other day. My Stoner Bitch does this bemused face sometimes that makes me think so much of Eidos and it's making me have an urge to open certain incomplete manuscripts...
@texmexdarling
@texmexdarling I finally found him on my author Insta!
Eidos, my love…
21 notes
·
View notes
Text
I'm so ready for Bootleg Christmas #4. My Stoner Bitch and I are doing a tree at his house this year but first we're doing a proper Halloween, which I've never gotten to do before. He's an October baby so it's his favorite holiday and I'm sort of inordinately excited about it. I bought this the other day and put it on his computer desk -
and it made him so happy that I'm now on a quest to find an entire tribe of them. Never knew zen skeletons existed but these days I seem to be learning something new every day 😉
#the new adventures of old lokilickedme#me n my stoner bitch are doing just fine thanks#halloween#Bootleg Christmas#and zen skellies#oh my
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
In the immortal words of Elizabeth Woodling in Paint Your Wagon (1969) - "I know what I've had."
Lemme tell ya, I appreciate my Stoner Bitch so freaking much. @texmexdarling
When your FWB whispers I love you as he rolls out of bed because he thought you were asleep and wouldn't hear it and you realize that somewhere along the way you've both managed to lose the plot and are winging it
16 notes
·
View notes
Text
ME, THIS MORNING BEFORE LEAVING FOR WORK: Hey Big, there’s some coffee left in the pot - you want it?
BIG: You betcha.
ME: You’re gonna control yourself this time, right?
BIG: You betcha.
ME: Only have a little bit, okay? You remember what happened last time.
BIG: You betcha.
ME: *filling his designated cup* This has bad news written all over it.
BIG: You betcha.
*ten minutes later*
BIG: I JUST CREATED THE PERFECT WEAPON
ME: You just…what…?
*something whizzes past my head*
ME: What was that?
*a second projectile flies past my face and imbeds itself into the wall by the refrigerator*
BIG: *maniacal laughter*
ME: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
*third unidentified flying object hits the wall and sticks there*
BIG: I LOVE COFFEE IT MAKES YOU AN EVIL GENIUS
ME:
ME:
ME: Is that a Nerf dart
BIG: *cackling like a maniac*
ME: *hears Nerf gun being cocked*
*PSHOOM*
*THUD*
ME: WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!
BIG: I STUCK A THUMBTACK IN THE END OF A NERF DART!!
ME: Holy shit I forbid this. How much ammo do you have?
BIG: I MADE LIKE TWENTY OF THEM THIS IS GREAT THEY STICK IN EVERYTHING GOD I LOVE COFFEE IT’S THE BEST STUFF IN THE WORLD
ME: *hears gun being cocked again*
ME: DO NOT SHOOT ME WITH THAT!! Where’d you get the thumbtacks?
BIG: THEY’RE YOURS I GOT THEM FROM YOUR DRAWER WHERE’S THE GLUE I CAN MAKE THIS SO MUCH BETTER -
ME: *ducks as potentially lethal projectile zips past my head* I want those back, do NOT get any more, and if you shoot ANYTHING other than the cardboard box in the livingroom I’m not going to let you have coffee ever again -
BIG: BUT MOM IT ACTIVATES THE PREFRONTAL CORTEX AND DIRECTLY AFFECTS JUDGEMENT, IMPULSE CONTROL, AGRESSION MANAGEMENT, SELF REGULATION, PLANNING, AND SOCIAL SKILLS
ME: Great, you’ve become a combination of Doctor Evil and Megamind. So what’s your brother’s excuse then?
BIG: HE’S JUST LIKE THAT
*PSHHHINNNNNGG*
ME: STOP!!!
BIG: *evil laughter diminishing in volume as he runs back to his room to reload*
ME:
ME:
ME: Yeah okay I’m gonna go to work, there’s no way this could possibly go wrong.
.
22 notes
·
View notes
Text
When your FWB whispers I love you as he rolls out of bed because he thought you were asleep and wouldn't hear it and you realize that somewhere along the way you've both managed to lose the plot and are winging it
16 notes
·
View notes
Text
i just saw a video on tiktok of someone complaining about fanfic writers who have the ✨audacity✨ not to complete a fic. that it’s rude, it’s inconsiderate, it’s disrespectful of the readers emotional investment. and then a whole bunch of commenters saying underneath that this is why they won’t read incomplete fics, that they’ve seen authors go from updating every week to horror of horrors only every month. and because i am a wise and mature individual i’m not going to stitch the video dragging them to hell but instead i’m coming here to you beloved tumblr dot com to bitch behind their back
because i know we’ve said this before but the emerging culture of fanfic writers as content creators and readers as consumers is fucking disgusting. it breeds attitudes exactly like this and turns something that is fundamentally anti-capitalist into another cycle of produce compete exploit where your worth is based on how quickly you can meet consumers needs
it’s called archive of our own for a reason. its about repurposing these stories for ourselves, for our own enjoyment and interest whether thats i want to right the wrongs of this author or i want to see what happens if this one tiny plot point changed or i want to make these characters tie each other up and fuck until they cry. its about sharing as a community, leaving these stories in a communal toy box so people who come along in a few months or few years can enjoy them too
tl;dr keep your fucking capitalist little mittens away from our stories
#some of my stuff will never be finished#choke on it i guess?#i got life to live over here my time is better spent living it#than pouring my heart and soul into work that only three people care enough to acknowledge#apologies to those three people you were always so good to me#I write for me and those three now if I decide to come back to it#might just send it to them directly and not let the takers/consumers have anything#but for now I'm too busy living a new life i worked hard to put together for myself#I'm living the fic now baby
3K notes
·
View notes