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alexxness · 3 months ago
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Against Us - A Short Fiddauthor FanFic
Another one shot I've just posted on AO3!!
I don't think I've ever seen anyone writing or drawing comics about Fiddleford or Ford suffering from homophobia back in college, which I'm glad btw!! But they were living in the 70s back then, so I wrote this quick one-shot about them comforting each other because of homophobic people in college. (They are dating in this one-shot btw)
Btw, see if you can guess which song Fiddleford was actually listening to in the beginning ;]
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Fiddleford was, once again, doing his homework, this time listening to “Pack Your Bags, Mack" on a cassette player he borrowed from Stanford.
He was alone in their room… He wondered where his roommate had gone since Sixer is usually the one arriving first. As soon as that thought came, Ford entered the room in a rush.
“Oh, hey Stanford. I thought you’d never arrive, is everything ok?” he says, while pausing the song.
“Oh yes, I’m fine, it’s nothing important.” the six-fingered responded, tossing his coat to his bed.
“You sure? You came in in a rush, were you… running from someone?--” Fiddleford concerningly wondered.
“I said I’m fine...”
“Okay… If you say so.” the Western boy responded, focusing on his homework once again.
Ford sighs. Fiddleford knew something was up, but Sixer didn’t want to bother his roommate with the same conversation over and over… Besides, just because Fiddleford is his boyfriend now, doesn’t mean he has to protect him all the time, Ford can defend himself.
“You know that guy in our, huh–” Stanford pauses.
Fiddleford turned his chair to listen to his partner.
“What guy?” he asked.
“That annoying guy from our chemistry class?” Sixer takes off his glasses to rub his eyes.
“Wait, wait… Are you talking about Roderick? Roderick Thompson?” Fiddleford assumes.
“Yeah, that guy,” Ford responds while wearing his glasses again.
“Oh gee, what happened?” the Western boy concerningly asked, as if it wasn’t the first time he had heard about this guy.
“The usual shit. I was just coming in a worry because I just COULDN’T. TAKE IT. Ugh, I wish I could just– Hit him, but I know I’m no better if I do so.” Ford looks at his fingers.
“Good that you have that common sense. But ‘ya know, some limits should be drawn sometimes, and I think Roderick has passed that limit for a long time.”
“What are you suggesting me to do?”
“I ain’t suggesting ‘ya anything. I mean, I go there and–”
“No, Fiddleford. I don’t need you to go there and defend me, I can do it myself.”
“I know, but– I don’t want ‘ya to go through this alone, besides… Roderick does kinda pick on me too.”
“What?”
“Yeah… I apologize I never told you.”
“Oh no, it’s ok. I completely understand you.” Ford paused “But… Hey, I know I ain’t no example, but you know you can tell me anything, right?” he seats next to Fiddleford.
“Yes, I know. And I appreciate that you are here for me, I’ll always be here for ‘ya too.” Fiddleford holds his partner’s hands.
“Of course.”
They silently looked at each other’s eyes, almost like they had a heart-shaped reflection inside.
“So like… What type of things did Roderick do to you…? If you don’t mind me asking.” Ford wondered.
“Well, the usual shit. Calls me a nerd, a weirdo, a freak…” Fiddleford paused, looking away “He called me ‘queer’ as an insult.”
“Oh.” the six-fingered has no words.
“Yeah. I just never told anyone about this, because I’m afraid my grandma may find out, and lemme tell ‘ya, she’s not kind to people like us, Stanford!” Fiddleford exclaimed with tears in his eyes.
“Oh, Fiddleford. I’m– I’m so sorry.” Ford softly hugged his partner.
“I love my grandma, but if she found out I’m with you, she’s– She’d go crazy.”
“I know. My parents ain’t no different, especially because of my religion.” Stanford responds while laying his head on Fiddleford’s shoulder.
Fiddleford sighs and lays on Ford’s head. “Why do our families have to be against us?”
“I don’t know. I’m sure in the future things will be greater for us though, but for now, I think we just have to live with this…”
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7-wonders · 1 year ago
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It's Just a Bunch of Hocus Pocus!
Summary: It's Halloweekend, and you've got a couple of parties to attend! Morpheus, who missed out on the development of Halloween into the holiday it is today, is very curious about what your plans are.
Word count: 1.8k
And now, a note from the author: Ahhh Claire actually managed to write something! I loved coming up with and writing this; I was giggling the entire time. As always, if you enjoyed, likes, comments, and reblogs (but especially the last two!) make my world go round. If you didn't like it, also let me know! I'm always down to hear constructive feedback/criticism—it's how we become better writers.
Though reader is wearing a skirt, the gender of reader is not specified! If you're non-binary or a guy and you wouldn't mind dressing up in a skirt for a group costume, I hope you enjoy this fic too!
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It’s not often that Dream of the Endless visits you in your realm, instead of vice versa. While he had met you in the Waking, he had never been entirely comfortable there. That feeling, that wrongness, only increased tenfold after his imprisonment at the hands of Roderick Burgess. No, Morpheus is not overly fond of the Waking.
Tonight, however, he’s here, and you have a pretty good inkling as to why. 
Though Morpheus would never admit it, hearing you talk helps to calm him down when he’s feeling stressed (another thing he would never admit to: stress). After a frustrating day of holding court—one of his least favorite things to do, but one that was integral to the functioning of his realm—you decided that telling him about your plans for the week would be a bland enough topic where he would not have to actually listen to your words, but simply your voice. Your plan seemed to be working; you could feel his body relaxing in your arms, and you had never been more relieved to hear the absentminded hums of someone who was only half-listening to a conversation.
At some point, you mentioned that you were excited about the Halloween parties that you would be attending. That got his attention, drawing him out of the reverie that your voice and your fingers carding through his hair had lulled him into. He shifted in your hold, his black pools of stars looking up at you curiously.
“All Hallows’ Eve is not for another week though, yes?” he asked.
“Yeah, but it’s during the week this year, which means everybody celebrates the weekend before.”
“Why not celebrate on the day itself? Traditionally, Samhain is a very important holiday.”
Now the miscommunication made sense in your mind. It was only natural that he still thought of the holiday as what it was before 1916. “Oh! Halloween has evolved a lot, especially in the past hundred years. It doesn’t really resemble the Samhain of old.”
He still looks a little confused but nods. “How interesting. So you will also be participating in these…festivities early?”
“Festivities” was a good way to put it, and you decided to just leave it at that. How the hell else were you supposed to explain to your eons-old, all-powerful boyfriend that the Halloween of today is about wearing a fun/sexy costume, doing spooky activities like haunted houses or watching scary movies, and partying?
“Yep!” you said. “I have plans with friends; we’re going to wear our costumes and go celebrate with others.”
“What will your costume be?”
“I’m not quite sure yet. I have a couple of different ones, so I’ll probably decide the day of.”
That interest in modern Halloween, specifically how you celebrate Halloween, is why you’re not really all that surprised when you hear him call your name from the other side of the bathroom door while you’re taking a shower.
“In here, my love!” You just barely have to raise your voice, knowing that he’ll still hear you above the sound of water raining down. The bathroom door opens, and you stick your head out of the shower curtain. You very happily accept the kiss that he offers you. “Hi.”
“Hello.” His voice, deep and as smooth as dark chocolate, rumbles through your ears in a way that you’ll never tire of. It’s impossible to resist giving him one more kiss (can you be blamed?), so you give in to the temptation.
“Give me five minutes and then I’ll be done, okay?”
Though it’s very reluctant, he does part from you. It takes you a little less than that to finish with your shower, and you open the door again so that you can at least be in the same space as Morpheus while you hurriedly put some makeup on (thankfully your costume doesn’t require anything drastic beyond what you normally wear). He’s sitting patiently on your bed, eyes already trained on you as you move through your getting-ready routine.
“What are you doing here?” you ask, glancing at him out of the corner of your eye. “You almost never visit me in the Waking.” 
You’re teasing him, since, as previously mentioned, you know exactly why he’s here. Naturally, Morpheus doesn’t catch on. “I wished to see you off before your Hallowe’en celebration.”
“That’s sweet of you!” To the bedroom you go, where your costume sits waiting atop your dresser. “I’m just about ready to go, I only need to finish putting my costume on.” 
Morpheus’s face grows flushed at the easy compliment you give him (you don’t think he’s ever been called ‘sweet’) and you laugh quietly before disappearing back through the bathroom with costume in tow.
A couple of months ago, two of your friends decided that being the Powerpuff Girls was the move for this Halloween and roped you into the idea. One of your friends, a natural blonde, claimed Bubbles before the idea could even fully be discussed. Your other friend was very excited to be a bearded Blossom and wear a giant bow on his head. This left Buttercup for you to dress up as, not that you were complaining.
Now, you’re sliding into a green crop top and a matching green skirt, this piece being made out of a shiny material. All three of your skirts are the same fabric (and definitely shorter than what’s considered decent), with the shirts being dealer’s choice. You finish your outfit off with black tights and a black headband—Bubbles is also wearing black tights, while Blossom will be sporting black knee-highs. All in all, it’s a pretty simple costume, but sometimes, that’s what the best costumes are.
You emerge from the bathroom once more and do a little twirl for Morpheus, whose eyes immediately light up. “This is very much a pop culture reference, so I’m not expecting you to understand the costume. Still, I think it turned out pretty good!”
Morpheus is not a man—the anthropomorphic personification of the collective unconscious, the Lord of Dreams and Ruler of the Nightmare Realm, simply chooses this as his favored form. Still, he is a man-shaped being, and like all man-shaped beings, he goes a little wild for the object of his affection in a short skirt.
“You will be wearing this in public?” he asks, standing up and approaching you.
Morpheus has lived for as long as beings have been able to dream. He quite literally lived through the Beginning when Adam and Eve didn’t know what clothes were, as well as a number of empires for whom clothing was merely a suggestion. The affront he’s showing at the clothes you’re wearing must be some sort of code for “this is my partner wearing something I consider sexy and I’m feeling possessive about other people seeing them.” That he looks at you as though you’re wearing the barest scraps of clothing and not dressing up as a cartoon superhero has you feeling mighty powerful.
You’d be lying if you said that didn’t turn you on a little bit.
“This is tame compared to what a lot of other people wear,” you inform him.
Morpheus does not look as though he’s listening. No, he’s focused on your body rather than your words. One hand rests on your waist to pull you closer to him, and the other hand comes to rest on your upper thigh where the skirt ends. He rubs the skirt between his thumb and index finger as though he’s testing the fabric. 
“Am I correct in assuming that costumes are no longer worn to disguise the wearer from errant spirits?”
“Yes, you’re correct.” Right now though, explaining the traditions of Halloween is not important to you. You need some validation, and stat. “But do you like it?”
“Yes, I do.”
“Thank you,” you say smugly, smacking his hand as he tries to slip it higher under your skirt. “Not tonight. I have to meet up with the gang soon!”
“Might I make a suggestion?” 
You nod. No matter how outlandish the suggestion, you’d listen to him make it, and you’d probably take it into strong consideration.
Morpheus places a delicate kiss on your jaw before he trails his lips to your ear. “Forget about your friends and stay with me for the evening,” he whispers seductively.
Oh, but that is tempting. You can already imagine the way in which Morpheus would remove your costume, the feeling of his hands on your body as he makes you forget about anything outside of you and him and the pleasure you bring each other. From the darkened look he gives you, he’s already picked up on these daydreams, and he’s in total agreement of that order of events. 
Unfortunately, your brain, that traitorous organ, reminds you of why you shouldn’t be absconding to the Dreaming with your lover.
You sigh in frustration at the logic and lean your forehead against his. “I would, but I’ve had these plans for a couple of weeks now, and I really am looking forward to them.”
Though it very obviously pains Morpheus to say it, he does agree. “Yes, I suppose it would be…rude to abandon them.”
“I should probably go,” you say begrudgingly, pulling away from him and focusing intently on gathering what you’ll need so that you don’t give in to your desire.
Morpheus watches as you whirl around the room, muttering the name of each item as you grab them. Your phone is annoyingly elusive, and you think you’ll just have to go without it until it’s dangled in front of you by your Dreamlord. Gratefully, you take it from him.
“Thank you,” you say sheepishly. That’s the last of your belongings, but you feel like you can stall just a bit longer. He’s heard about your plans, but you haven’t heard of his. “What will you do while I’m gone?”
“Wait for you to return to my embrace once more,” he teases.
“Please try to do something instead of moping the whole time.”
“I do not mope!”
You give him a look, one that says you see right through this charade. “Yes. You do. I’m sure there’s a new book you’ll want to read. Maybe ask Lucienne what she’s been working on, or start creating a new nightmare?”
“Are you not going to be late?” Morpheus deflects. It makes you laugh, but he is right, so you do a once-over of your room to make sure you’re not missing anything and kiss him briefly.
“Bye. I love you.”
“I love you as well, my starlight. You remember how to call for me should you run into trouble?” Of course you do: write down his name and speak it. It’s cute of him to act like he won’t try to have Matthew follow you, though.
You can’t help but smile at the sweet gesture. “Yes, I remember. I’ll be fine, okay?”
He nods, satisfied. “I shall see you later, then.”
You’re able to sneak in one more kiss before he’s off and you’re heading to your front door, already counting down the hours until your night of partying is over. Who knew dressing up like a Powerpuff Girl could get someone so hot and heavy?
If Morpheus thinks that’s attractive, just wait until he sees the angel costume you’re wearing tomorrow.
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missr3n3 · 4 months ago
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Augusnippets Day 10
execution/fake execution/begging for mercy
fandom: cabin tales prequel to day 8 TW: torture, electrocution, forced to watch, unethical human experimentation, major character death word count: 496 @augusnippets
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Rachel's hands had an iron grip around her mouth. The dry, frigid basement air stung at her wide eyes. Her knees buckled, a chill coursing through her entire body.
None of her discomforts compared to what she just witnessed.
“Wha… What the hell?” she squeaked, stepping back from the sight displayed through thick, tinted glass.
Roderick. Kevin. Sam. Jeremy. All writhing in agony from a shock Rachel feared would kill them – perhaps should've killed them. Though she couldn't see Sam or Jeremy well from the window's position, she assumed they had similar, blistering burns around their wrists, upper arms, ankles and neck.
“Hm, thought they would've figured out the premise sooner,” Mr. Barnett sighed.
“Y-you didn't tell them!?” Rachel gasped.
“The idea was to control for more variables than prior attempts at this.” Mr. Barnett quirked an eyebrow. “If they were told this is a prisoner's dilemma, they could've strategized beforehand, sullying the results. If you want to really test humans’ trust in each other, such things must be taken into account.”
“But this – then this is kidnapping! It's illegal!”
“You say that like some of the most valuable research into human behavior isn't also ethically or legally dubious. Does the name MK Ultra ring a bell?”
Rachel feared her throat would completely close up. Her mind raced, desperately trying to cut through the boys' resumed bickering to find a way out. For herself, and for them.
“But… But what the hell are you going to do with the results, then?” Rachel tried with a nervous, tense smile. “I-if what happens here goes public, you'll be arrested! S-so, we should just get them out of here and try-”
“Oh, Rachel,” Mr. Barnett cooed, resting an elbow against the glass with a small, chilling smile. “This isn't about fame, prestige, academic accolades. This…” Mr. Barnett beamed as he started the timer again. Rachel thought her heart would stop from the sheer shock of Kevin's frantic, terrified screams. “This is about knowledge. The truth!”
“Wha..? Who cares about that!” Rachel snapped, voice rasping from encroaching tears. “You can't do this to people!”
“Too late now.” Mr. Barnett shrugged. “I can't do anything now that the timer's started. It's up to them.”
Them…
Rachel snapped her attention to the window, beating against the unwavering glass with all her might.
“GUYS!” she screamed. “DON'T VOTE! DON’T PRESS ANYTHING! PLEASE!” Any further words were silenced as she watched Kevin and Roderick press the dials. “Oh fuck…” she whimpered. “Oh fuck, there's gotta be something, there's gotta-”
“Well! It's about time they figured it out.” Mr. Barnett clasped his hands in pride.
“No, NO! STOP!” Rachel desperately grasped Mr. Barnett's shoulders. Just as she did so, her ears rang from the booming screech of arcing electricity. “YOU'RE KILLING THEM!”
“Incorrect,” Mr. Barnett calmly chided, pointing behind Rachel. “They're killing him.”
At Mr. Barnett's words, the foulest stench Rachel had ever encountered stung at her nose.
Burning meat mixed with ozone.
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forgottenroderick · 3 months ago
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OOC | The Empress
felt like making crests, and so im back on this train heehee! ok so im thinking that maybe the white/silver in guin's crest is perhaps a nod to her mom's colors, so im thinking that's probs one of the main colors we're working w here and, w that in mind onto the charge!
as a reminder, doves symbolize loving constancy and peace, good tidings; represents the soul, the spirit of god; peace, purity, chastity; and argent indicates peace and sincerity
from [ this list ], the charges (in no partiucular order save the one i came upon them hahah) that felt most ~guin's mom~ lsdkjafsldkjf to me felt:
lion (probs white) -- dauntless courage; bravery, strength, ferocity, valour
winged lion (also probs white) -- prosperity, power, bravery, wisdom, royalty
golden fleece -- power, authority, kingship
pegasus (white) -- fame, eloquence, poetic study, contemplation; poetic genius and inspiration; swiftness
unicorn (white) -- extreme courage; virtue and strength; purity
sphinx -- omniscience, secrecy, mystery, guardianship, divinity, providence, intellect
pomegranate -- fertility and abundance
annulet/ring -- fidelity, mark of fifth son
fusil/diamond (probs white) -- travel, labor; industry; (of yarn) negotiation
lamp, ancient -- light, hope, purity, devotion, divinity, wisdom, intellect, good works
wing(s)/vol -- protection; swiftness; peace, flight, freedom, enlightenment
(i noted the cases in which the sigil is probs white vs the bg being white...idk if that really matters but here we are kladjsfkljsdf)
what do you guys think? (also, thinking abt this and idk if guin has any maternal family still kicking but even if they're distantly related they probs got a bigggg powerup at court the instant that woman died ironically enough lakjdsflkjsdjkf great husbanding, there, roderick! as always...)
POTENTIAL NAMES
also thinking of naming guin's mom elaine (the og ophelia!) given the arthurian connections and also the woman dying for love of a husband too concerned w another woman (who btw ~was guinevere whom elaine greatly resembled!) to notice vibes...what do you guys think of that? this name is v ancient and has lotsaaaa meanings but that thing i did about aria and eilionora's names include most of 'em! since this is, ofc, using different base languages, a basis for eilia's name and that of her mother as well which is why ive hesitated so long to just call her this hahaha
some versions:
elaine
elena
elina
eline
eliina
ella
elli
elna
helen
helena
hella
helle
leena
lene
ilona
these are all (except for elaine which is the welsh/french arthurian vers of the name) are of scandinavian derivation, like the visigothic language
another potential is dido, a legendary carthaginian queen who cast herself upon a funeral pyre when (in some versions) her lover abandoned her to go conquering. another hella old name manyyyy meanings by now but "beloved" and "wanderer" and "god + fire + woman" and "gold/golden" are amongst the most common/recurring
dido
dino
dion
dior
diot
dye
elisa
elishat
elissa
elsa
gusta
lilli
lise
tenney
side note that tenney might also serve as her ~house name instead so that's smth too idk
there's also
ophelia
who ~also famously drowned herself after her lover betrayed her. it means "help/advantage"
or, finally,
glauke/glauce
the second wife of jason who was poisoned by medea, his first wife, and means "gleaming/bright"
also obv down for any suggestions!! these were just some ideas based on the empress's own fate hahahaah
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faustiandevil · 1 year ago
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Depression makes a man do stupid things and here is what I did. Peter Lorre tier list, all movies (well the ones that were available online and in a language I could understand), all characters ranked in a highly scientific way. Feel free to defend your blorbos, but know this I’m right, you’re wrong, SHUDDUP!! (This is a reference I hope y’all get, but in any case do feel free to defend your blorbos I wanna hear y’alls takes.)
My reasonings under the cut. Enter, but be warned it truly is my twisted sick mind down there. If you scroll down long enough to see the Shining reference, I love you.
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Bildreporter Johnny (F.P.1 antwortet nicht): No, no, no, no, no, no! Highly unfuckable look! Why does he look like an old man and a baby at the same time??? I can’t do this!!
Mr. Kentaro Moto (Mr. Moto Series): Racism. I’m sorry, I can’t. Absolutely hate it. Shit tier. Same goes with the movies. I only really liked Mr. Moto’s Gamble, which I found out was actually a Charlie Chan script asdfghjkl
Stephen Danel (Island of Doomed Men): Slave owner. Killed a monkey. Was kind of okay with his wife tho, until the end, I guess they needed a reason to off him.
Roderick Raskolnikov (Crime and Punishment): I’m putting him down on the list, because I read Crime and Punishment and the movie is way too ‘Murican. Already the names were bastardized and as someone who loves Russian literature I just can’t deal with that shit. He was okay, but ehhh… (The 1970 movie is way better, and Taratorkin is the best Rashkolnikov, fucking fight me.)
Nikolai Zaleshoff (Background to Danger): Again, butchering Russian names. Not even a patronymic. Kind of a caricature as well with all of the vodka drinking. And again he gets shot and for what??
Sergeant Berger (The Cross of Lorraine): I’m stronger. I will resist. The scene where he blows the cigarette smoke into the guy’s face and kicks him does things to me. I will admit. But that man is a nazi and I cannot in good consciousness put him anywhere else, but shit tier.
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Captain Chang (They Met in Bombay): Glark Cable tolerable?? In my movie?? More likely than you think. Did not like the racism again. The beard is nice, so he goes slightly higher than shit tier.
Baron Ikito (Invisible Agent): He gets put in a slightly higher tier than shit tier only, because of the last line in the movie that made me very very gay. “I can make an honorable man out of you” like you can’t make him say shit like that I’m already a weak little homosexual!!
Hilary Cummins (The Beast With Five Fingers): This may be a surprise, but listen, hear me out, I have reasons. I cannot deal with an Astrology bitch. Like, yeah I also like to read my horrorscope every now and then, and I’m a Satanist, but I don’t vibe with that shit, he is too obsessed. Not every gay is gonna be into Asstrology. Also I cannot moan the name Hilary while giving this man dick without thinking of the Clinton woman. Also Cummins??? That’s an OnlyEnemies name. PS. The movie was bad when the hand turned out to be fake.
Julius O’Hara (Beat The Devil): Oh, no I’m not vibing with the hair again. I’m not into it. Loved his bullshitting, even if he is not very good at lying.
Conseil (20,000 Leagues Under the Sea): Liked seeing him together with my rich successful uncle Lukács, and had some nice fits in the movie, but it’s only slightly above shit tier. Saw tentacles, but got nothing. Absolutely disappointed.
Ahmed (Five Weeks in a Balloon): Racism again. Love his rainbow colored pants. The fez does nothing for me. Because of the earring he gets put higher than shit tier.
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Pawlitschek (Bomben Auf Monte Carlo): He’s cute. He knows how to cook. Its fucking goulash of course, but ugggh fine I’ll eat it. Look I love you I’ll eat it. Fucking tourist food that no self-respecting Hungarian is going to touch. It’s just fucking soup.
Otto Fuesslli (What Women Dream Of): He is adorable. Clearly faking that piano play, but he sings like an angle. Docking points for being a cop tho. I’m sorry, but in this house we ain’t fucking cops.
Maj. Sigfried Gruning (Lancer Spy): Okay, I’m conflicted. Not sold on the hair, or the mustache, but I’m a military man, I love a uniform, he has a sword. (Babygirl you wanna see my sword~?) Uhhh… he also doesn’t do much in the movie.
Louis ‘The Dope’ Monteau (I’ll Give a Million): Adowable. A dumb baby. And that is why he only gets put in mid tier. Too cute for my taste. Still good for him and all the other poor homeless guys for pulling off the scam of the century on the rich bastards. Respect.
Polo (I Was An Adventuress): Same problem with Louis. He has too much boi energy. Every time I see that image where he looks up with them big ol’ eyes all I can think about is that meme the “Bitch use your words I don’t speak bottom”.
The Stranger (The Stranger on The Third Floor): Okay… uhm… this is a though one… There’s not much info on The Stranger, we don’t even know his name, we only know that he is mentally ill and killed a man. We all have our faults. I mean in this day and age who isn’t mentally ill and killed at least one person. So… mid tier. Like his scarf tho.
Paul Hyde (Mr. District Attorney): The way he got shot was bullshit. What the fuck was that about?? I hardly even remember this movie.
Joel Cairo (The Maltese Falcon): Okay… I gotta confess… I fucking hate the Maltese Falcon. There I said it. It just rubs me the wrong way that in book context and Hays code movie context Joel is gay and gets beaten up the most. Like finally a highly canon gay one for me and I get this home of phobia. Fuck this. Also I do not like Bogart and I think this movie started it lol.
Pepi (All Through the Night): I’mma get shit for this. But�� but… hear me out… sometimes a man thinks with his dick and not with his brain. This is one of them. When he shows up at the bar, dressed up all nice, smoking his little cigarette… I’m weak. And yes I know he is a nazi, but I could fix him. I could fuck the fascism out of him. If not… well… //cocks gun// Mid tier, because I can’t put him higher than that. If not for the fascism he would be A tier.
Jan Bernazsky (The Conspirators): I remember nothing from this movie. I think he was a red herring. He goes in mid.
Slimane (Casbah): Casablanca the musical. Getting very gay vibes from Slimane. Why are you a detective? To catch other men. To hold them close after you shoot them. Wow faggy. Anyway, a bit conflicted and had to dock points, because again cop.
Toady (Rope of Sand): I only watched this movie, because Claude Rains is the same height as me and I was hoping to see them stand next to each other, so I can visualize the height difference. Got a very nice homosexual cig lit scene from it. I have no recollection of the movie besides that scene, but he looks fine.
Japanese Steward on the S.S. Carnatic (Around the World in Eighty Days): I can’t fuck a man on a boat I’ll get sea sick.
Kurt Bergner (The Buster Keaton Story): Were you channeling some other asshole director from your life? You looked like you knew what you were doing? Anyway, would fuck just so I could get my start in the movie industry, but this relationship ain’t gonna last longer than a headline.
Brankov (Silk Stockings): Glorious Technicolor~ I have issues with this movie. It’s the inferior Ninotchka. The Russian names are once again butchered. The dancing is nice. Go white boy, fuck up the dance floor!! Nothing else to say about it really.
Abdul (The Sad Sack): Mon petite~! If I justified Pepi being in mid-tier, I can do the same for Abdul. He was eager to kill Jerry Lewis’ character and I think the movie would have benefited from it. Still he can’t go higher, because of the… ehh… Hollywood racism. He would be top fucking tier otherwise.
Skeeter (The Big Circus): Not into clowns. (A contradictory statement. If you know you know.)
Montresor (Tales of Terror): I’m in a predicament, because I’m a cat lover and this man was mean to a cat. He is very hot tho. Sorry, babes, but you gotta go into the mid rankings. Also fix your alcohol problem, I cannot let Freud win.
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Hans Beckert (M): Okay, this is going to be controversial putting the child murderer so high up on the list, but consider this. He is so pathetic when he gets thrown down the stairs that I just can’t not fuck him. I’m also willing to look past that besides murder he also probably did other things too (yeah that’s a bit harder to get past eugh…). The murder I’m fine with tho. I’m very often locked in a train car with screaming children and I mean that would make anyone start whistling the tune of Edvard Grieg’s In the Hall of the Mountain King. My dick could fix him, but if he wants to murder a child every now and then. I’m all for it.
Redakteur Stix (Die Koffer des Herrn O.F.): This man fucks. And I do mean HE fucks. Polo and Louis wish they were like Stix. He goes into A tier for terrorizing a whole town, getting laid, and getting the girl. Would you like to get the boy as well, hun~?
The General (Secret Agent): This look is absolute horrid… I fucking love it. For someone who is known to be a mustache lover I don’t ever want to see Peter with one. (I’m the one who wears the mustaches in this relationship.) This is an exception tho. It’s a gay disaster look. It’s so bad it’s hot. Extra points for the earring. (The ending to that movie was absolute bullshit tho. General your gun!!)
Prof. Sturm (Nancy Steele Is Missing!): I love it when he is a manipulative little bastard. Also he could have gotten away with it if it weren’t for someone having morals and loving his stolen adoptive child. Absolutely disgusting. The mustache and the glasses combo are acceptable (even if he looks like one of my high school teachers).
M’sieu Pig (Strange Cargo): The other incel. I’m docking points, because for most of the movie I had to watch Clark Gable be a misogynist and I already hate him. All this just to eyeball Peter Lorre… Anyway I would make that piggy squeal. A tier, but only because he shows off a bit of chest hair.
Fenninger (You’ll Find Out): Not particularly fond of this look. I like it better when his hair is a bit messy. Is one third of an evil gay polycule, so points to that. And also the long cig holder. Very gay, hun. And who can forget the og teeth. Would still drag my tongue across those chompers I don’t care what anyone says. (Mainly, because I also have similar fucked up looking messy teeth.)
Signor Ugarte (Casablanca): I’m putting him only in A tier, because he killed nazis at the start of the movie and is a desperate little homo, which is a trait I very much relate to. But Bogart… really… honey you could do so much better. Seriously y’all look me in the eye and tell me that Bogart is hot, when he plays these asshole characters. I’ll wait. Besides I’m right here. I’m ready to top you babe.
Marius (Passage To Marseilles): Love a man who is honest and proud of his professional achievements. And is very much good with his hands hello~ Dies (seriously why???) while fighting nazis. A bit of a scraggly look, but I love it. I also had to look up pics for this and turtlenecks make any man look slutty… and sir… your tits!! I need to feel them through the fabric~ Or just in general~
Dr. Einstein (Arsenic and Old Lace): He is a cute pathetic little meow meow. I want to (the following sentence had to be censored due to violating the Hays code). I am putting him only in A tier, because he is too popular, but I feel like that’s a personal bias.
Johannes Koenig (Hotel Berlin): Again a nice scraggly look. I love it~ He does get his shit together by the end and that’s good, but I wish he’d kept the five o’clock.
Contreras (Confidential Agent): I love a man who hates his job. So relatable. He does a big no no with being a sellout to the fascists, but he gets his just desserts and surprising doesn’t die from a gun, but a heart attack (and they pull a Weekend at Bernie’s with his corpse later on). He is really pathetic and I cannot control myself.
Johnny West (Three Strangers): //heavy breathing// I want him!! Finally a romantic role!! Babygirl yes!! I know you could do it!! If only you also took the money!!!!!!!!! For that last one he goes into A tier and not higher.
Gino (The Chase): Show off more of that chest hair, slut!! I would also not let this man drive (not that I can either). Besides babes the backseat has more space~
Nick (Quicksand): Blackmailing is fun when it’s not happening to you~ Also if we get together I could probably play the games for free. That’s a plus.
Paynter (Double Confession): This man was so desperate for approval. And y’all cannot tell me that he and Charlie weren’t a bit more than friends. Oh a man saves you and now you would do murders for him (except he’s a loser and is not okay with murder). Babe ditch him I would let you kill people for me. I’m not a pussy.
Dr. Karl Rothe/Dr. Karl Neumeister (The Lost One): Babygirl you have some deep rooted psychological issues that you should get checked out. Still, here’s my number. Call me, when you feel like choking me out, but not in a killing way. (Or maybe in a killing way, depends on how I feel.)
Colonel John Miguel Orlando Arragas (Congo Crossing): The straights looked at each other once and immediately kissed, so that set the tone for me. Anyway he is a cop, but he does do the right thing at the end, but still a cop. The uniform is nice. Doesn’t like his job much, so that’s kind of sexy. Eh, you know, what A tier. He is the exception. (I do hope he doesn’t expect me to say his entire name while I’m d(HAYS CODE) him down and making him swallow my (HAYS CODE).)
Nero (The Story of Mankind): Listen, I have some kinks… if you read my writings you know… I’m also drawn to a man with power, and money, and insanity. (I’m also really glad he didn’t have the chin beard like the real Nero, because that’s a deal breaker.)
Smiley (Scent of Mystery): Absolutely disappointed that this movie didn’t have a Dora the Explorer segment where the characters turn to the screen and ask the viewer if they can guess the mystery scent. Anyway hot. I love a man who knows how to be crafty regarding his job. Cheating, stealing, lying, all traits that make a honest Hungarian. Even stole someone’s wife just for the heck of it. Oh, honey~ Only A tier, because I can’t see this relationship going further than some fun in the backseat, but that’s probably enough.
Comm. Lucius Emery (Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea): He has a pet shark and wears a uniform. I’m already undoing my belt. This movie was… mmm… not good tho.
Dr. Adolphus Bedlo (The Raven): He is an abusive drunk parent. But he is so wet and pathetic. Frued won, I really am just gonna get together with someone who is like my dad (the real one not Béla).
Mr. Strangdour (Muscle Beach Party): He is the strongest man alive and yet I, his silly little kitten get to top him. My only problem with him is that I cannot for the life of me remember his name for some reason so I guess he just gotta deal with being called Sourdough and Stroganoff for the rest of his life. My concern is that his stupid kid is gonna walk in one day and go “Oh, you guys are wrestling, who’s winning? 8D” and I don’t want to deal with that.
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Abbott (The Man Who Knew Too Much): He is evil, he is cunning, he has a neat little hair stripe just like me! Would also kill a child, which I personally don’t think is a terrible trait (as we saw earlier). Absolute snack! Baby I’ll be your dragon, I’ll be your right hand arm-man, your silly little homo eye candy!
Dr. Gogol (Mad Love): My favorite incel!! I wanna crack his bald head open with my canines like a hardboiled egg, call him a pathetic loser, and pin him against a wall and tongue him down! But seriously the man is the equivalent of a Reddit user, he has money tho, and if I could be his kept man, I wouldn’t mind.
Colonel Gimpy/Baron Rudolph Maximillian Tagger (Crack-Up): That scene where the plane is crashed into the ocean and his hair is wet and he looks up straight into the camera… //fans self// H-hewwo… daddy… sorry… daddy… sorry… Yeah, top tier. No question.
János ‘Johnny’ Szabó (The Face Behind The Mask): I refuse to use anything, but the correct Hungarian spelling, fuck you Hollywood. Kinda meh about him before the accident, way too happy and optimistic for my liking. I like a man who is bitter and ready to kill. Also something about masks just gives people a certain allure. Gets extra points for being the only Hungarian character Peter ever played and judging from the letter he writes back home, Johnny actually knows the language haha. I wouldn’t have to translate him my stupid memes, we could just switch back and forth. Domestic bliss.
Dr. Arthur Lorencz (The Boogie Man Will Get You): Top fucking tier! The most guy ever! He is a politician, he sells snake oil, he is a doctor, and also the town sheriff, cat lover, gay! Is there something this man can’t do! Love him!
Fritz Bercovy (The Constant Nymph): I know that in the book the character is supposed to be a very antisemitic caricature, but I think it was rewritten in the movie. Also I tried multiple times to check how old Toni is, but I only kept finding it for Tessa, so I’mma just gonna give him the benefit of the doubt and say that Fritz is not a groomer, unlike Lewis. With all that out of the way, I have a confessions to make. This character sent me over the edge and I did a Peter Lorre expy in my novel. I am weak. I saw him in the fur with the cane (and the whole club was looking at her) and… he really be doing boyfriend cosplay with one of my main characters. Also he has money and is willing to spend it on his SO, so… //twirls hair// I’d love to be a kept man~
Cornelius Leyden (The Mask of Dimitrios): This man was put on this wretched Earth to wear bowties and by Lucifer he makes them look good. Also he has little gray hairs on the side. And glasses!!! //heavy breathing// I need to make him scream my name all through the night!
Peter Lorre (Hollywood Canteen): That’s just my mans! That’s just my guy! That’s just my husband! My sweet cheese! My rotten soldier! My good time BOI! How could I not put him at the top? (Disclaimer: The only one topping that man is me ayyyy)
Marko (Black Angel): This man really cannot sit normally, huh. Anyway, he was hot, fruity, and a loving father. And the movie wasn’t bad either. I was actually rooting for the straights in this one.
Victor Emmric (The Verdict): Oh, he is husband material. He is a morbid little bastard, and is also romantic. A bit on the drunk side, but I don’t care. He’s hot. Would love to do art trades with him.
Kismet (My Favourite Brunette): This man is MY favourite brunette. My nasty boyfriend who holds me at knife point and spits in my mouth and calls me his bitch~ (Is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me~) I would also help this man get his citizenship.
Peter Lorre (Meet Me in Las Vegas): People who say that they are only into him when he is young and slim are weak as fuck. Oh, so just because this man is old and fat and his biological clock is not ticking anymore you don’t wanna try and get him preganant anymore??? Move over!! I’ll give this man evil milk (read: cum).
Commissioner Lamoret (Hell Ship Mutiny): I love a man who absolutely hates his job and just wants an easy life and is also willing to murder a child for it. We have so much in common~ And with my help, we would have gotten away with it. We’d be spending retirement in Bora Bora, baybeh.
Felix Gillie (The Comedy of Terrors): You see that man? That man, is my husband. We are married. He supports me and I support him. I would lie in the coffin that he made for me. I know that most peeps fall for him in Arsenic, well I’m different. I have the Father Issues and I want stability and I feel like Felix would give that to me.
Morgan Heywood (The Patsy): He was suffering, I was suffering, there was a collective suffering with this movie. Our meet-cute is me absolutely going feral and killing Jerry Lewis right in front of him. Our eyes lock as I’m covered in blood and the cops take me away. He falls in love with me right then and there. Conjugal visits right until the end of my life sentence.
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Okay, y'all can go now~
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are-we-really-doing-this · 10 months ago
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Okay guys, here's the deal.
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Ya boi got his hands on PWI's May 2006 double issue a couple months ago, the second half of which is pretty much nothing but predictions for the careers of a bunch of wrestlers who were active that year. About 60 pages of your favorites, most hated, and never-heard-of's of 2006. Some predictions sad, some ironic, some disturbingly accurate, some funny, some just very wrong, it's a good mix. They go from 'what are they gonna do for the rest of the year?' to 'what will they be doing in 2011?' to 'what will they be doing in 2016?', so it's some real fun and games with hindsight. What I wanna do is ask y'all to comment anyone whose predictions you're interested in hearing and I'll post a scan of that page and a transcription. It'll be like a series if I get enough requests, and I'll comment here and there because that's what I do. Feel free to comment as many names as you'd like. Names include (and this is all of them in the order they are listed, alphabetically by last name):
Kurt Angle
Abyss
Austin Aries
Batista
Shelton Benjamin
Chris Benoit
Big Show
Booker T
Traci Brooks
Monty Brown
Christian Cage
Candice
Carlito
John Cena
Christopher Daniels
Bryan Danielson
Edge
Ric Flair
Jeff Hardy
Matt Hardy
Triple H (I'm not writing his full fucking name like they did)
Hulk Hogan
Mickie James
Jeff Jarrett
Johnny Jeter
Kane
Kid Kash
Stacy Keibler
Gail Kim
Bobby Lashley
JBL (again fuck your full name)
Lita
Chris Masters
Nigel McGuinness
Melina
Shawn Michaels
Rey Mysterio Jr.
Randy Orton
CM Punk
Raven
Rhino
Chris Sabin
Samoa Joe
Sting
Trish Stratus
Roderick Strong
AJ Styles
The Undertaker
Rob Van Dam
Petey Williams
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forgottenvalentina · 29 days ago
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OOC | Valentina's Phase 2
ok so atp ive written valentian's first pov where she ~knows abt the betrothal between eithne and cassimir, so now im thinking abt how she will react!!! and i think we ~all know everyone's least favorite schemer isn't gonna take this lying down!!! lsadkjfklsdjf so i think a couple things're gonna happen here!!!!! bc i ~do think that accusing her stepdaughters of witchcraft really ~is an act of desperation, like sure, she would def do that if pushed into a corner!!! but even valentina doesn't ~want to! she'd do it for (in her mind anywa) her son's wellbeing! but even then w a heavy heart etc so i do think she has a few other schemes she'll try ~first
first, she'll def try to get cassimir to renounce eithne, or eithne to back out (by harrassing her etc as we've seen), esp before anyone finds out, but i think i can safely say that aint gonna happen! so that's when we officially move into phase 2
TEAM ARTHUR
ok so as we all know valentina thinks arthur is actually ~most likely~ to come out on top in all this due to her own male primogeniture biases but also roderick's etc, buT she's starting to realize, what w him just...cutting out malconaire that that plan no longer serves her! nevertheless she thinks she can still use team arthur to her advantage, so! i think she's gonna hint strongly to @forgottencormac who is both a fool AND a gossip (so the perfect pawn in this) that she herself selflessly arranged for @forgotteneithne and @forgottencassimir to fall in love w e/o bc she could see that @forgottenarthur simply couldn't stay away from her, and she feared for the scandal it might cause poor @forgottenroderick were his son to run off w her own dowerless stepdaughter! so out of an abundance of patriotism, valentina herself sacrificed her own beloved son! so that rumor will def start to circulate around court while also seemingly ~not coming from herself as the source, but -- one must imagine -- from cassimir, himself, as its ~his lackey talking all abt it! (or that's what she ~hopes ppl will think anyway) lakjdsfkjsdf
while she'd initially planned to get @forgottenroderick interested in @forgottensonya via jealousy, she's now taking a shot that ~roderick will notice ~eithne. now, how does this serve her? eithne is ~still her stepdaughter, and an imperial marriage would thus still elevate their shared house, and thus herself, and roderick's one guy cassimir can't really mess w if ~he decides he wants cassimir's fiance for himself! however, while coming between one of his sons and smth that son really wanted def would've worked on roderick (SCREAM) idk that this will work out for valentina, given that arthur's no longer actively pursuing eithne *facepalm* and roderick frankly doesn't really ~care abt cassimir (except that he hates how tall he is al;ksdjfklsjdf) but that's ok! valentina's got a bunch of other plans up her sleeve here, too!
but also, and more to the point, this makes valentina look good and makes eithne look at worst scheming and at best seductive, and if ppl know the emperor's interested, even if nothing comes of that, it still raises the malconaire status! best case scenario, some other dude is interested, and valentina can marry eithne off out from under cassimir's v nose laksjdfkjdsf worst case scenario, well, she's still raised the family's profile!
if eithne does ~not become queen, she has two alternate hopes: either that, as i said, someone else will step in a sweep her off somewhere (whether bc eithne genuinely falls for him or bc valentina in her position as regent of malconaire signs off on it in macdara's name basically or bc valentina wearing a heavy veil marries him 'as eithne' who cares ~how it happens, if it happens, its happening!) failing that, tho, valentina means to effectively frame eithne for all ~valentina's own misdeeds lakjdsflkjsdf and hopefully convince cassimir that she was just using him all along! and if none of ~that works, well, she'll once again spread rumor of eithne's misdeeds (which're actually ~her own and lbr the ppl of malconaire all know that ++ any resonable person whose met eithne etc, but valentina's gonna try! lakjsdflkjsdf), and all together, it all makes it ~VERY clear to everyone that eithne has seduced two powerful men in her circle and makes her look a certain way...which is great if all ur other plots have fallen through and so its time for the ultimate back up plan: framing ur stepdaughter for witchcraft akalsdjfjskdf
but this isn't the only poker our girl's got in the fire!
TEAM EDMUND &...TEAM SEBASTIAN???
so, w teams arthur and guin no longer really serving her (and sebastian proving himself such a monster! valentina, cersei lannister voice: 'the things he did...he shocked me. do you think that i am easily shocked?' la;ksdjfkljsdf hahaha), valentina is never one to forget other opportunities in her quiver!
i think arthur being driven off by eithne's unavaiability is a ~little bit of a wake up call to valentina and...im frankly astonished to say this, but i think she might actually lowkey start shipping @forgottenedmund and @forgottenroisin rosie: 'wait, ~you want us together? why is he suddenly disgusting to me?????' jk jk but legit only bc her attachment to edmund is strong!!! (and also bc i don't think she'll ever come out and say that, she'll just...let nature take its course on this one!) we all know how rosie feels abt valentina laksdjfkljds but anyway i think valentina's like 'ok he's ~not here for my sonya and i don't wanna drive away my last viable cnadidate (bc sebastian is noT gonna be emperor! -- its rough out there whn you don't know abt arthur's ~true paternity ;D and you also made the nicest guy in the world ur enemy by being a bitch) however, she wants to be in aoife and sebastina's corner on this one, too ;D
soo i basically think valentina's gonna pretend to turn a new leaf! she'll ~suddenly realize that, given how this family is growing ~even closer~ through cassimir and eithne, (both rosie and valentina suppress the urge to retch) and that her own time in the sun is fading away, its time to bury old hatchets!!! she's gonna cut back on her stepdaughters' chores, give them some share in her jewels and her clothes, and try to mend fences, even offering to help aoife and rosie steal away moments w their sweethearts...
she's not a fool so she knows ~they aren't fools, so she's gonna make this effectively a ~deal rather than pretending to suddenly be angelic, which she knows they'd find sus, so she'll be like 'look, i get it, eithne's the new power's that's abt to eclipse me and i wanna make sure my time in retirement isn't miserable, so i'll be nice to you now in the understanding that you'll be nice to ~me when ~im the one in need' etc
anyway, she hopes that rosie and edmund, and/or aoife and sebastian, actually ~do get together bc, just like eithne/roderick, that def does increase their status or, at the worst...a little birdie like cormac (valentina grows more and more fond of him w each passing day...) mentions to...everyone at court that they're secretly betrothed/married, and roderick himself steps in to part them, and ~that's when valentina can wheel and deal, getting goods and gold and maybe even ~another divorce thrown in (eithne/cassimir) in exchange for her obliging cooperation and agreement to part the young lovers forever and keep this all hush hush, etc etc etc! even if things ~do progress w rosie and edmund (which might, unbeknownst to valentina, be uhhh troubled by coming revelations!), i think valentina's failure here is that rosie would ~not confide in valentina, even now that she's being so obliging alkjsdfkjsdf kate, do you think that'd be true of aoife, too?
(an alternative here, tho, that's ~also quite agreeable is that ~rosie, who again is ~still her stepdaughter, becomes future empress, and thus she's still imperially-connected and rosie might even feel grateful that valentina helped her get her man etc!!! but she does feel arthur's most likely and, therefore, that this is a longshot, but there def is an au where valentina throws in w team edmund for real and tries to make him emperor lkasjdfkjsdf she's hardly his most formidable ally hahaha but yeah, but yeah she def thinks this outcome is a long shot at best for lotsa reasons but it ~is in the back of her head, too! esp since its ~cormac who outted them, valentina can pretend to be sympathetic even in the circumstance that they're initially parted by roderick but edmund later rises to the throne etc...unless ofc she accuses rosie of witchcraft lakjsdfjkdsf)
annnnd then if anything w the ~other plans she's got going simultaneously goes awry, well, then this is all set up as corroborating evidence for her worst plan! so yeah, i think this is what valentina's gonna be up to laksjdfkjsdf s/o to cormac calleary, god's most useless soldier...which makes him valentina's perfect pawn <3
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indireneedofsleeeep · 2 years ago
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Here comes (finally) that Dreamling Aladdin AU I’ve been talking about. There’s more to come but hey, have this beginning 😊
A long, long time ago, Dream lost a game. The name of the game matters little, unlike that of his opponent. Lucifer Morningstar, the fallen angel, was mighty, proud and resentful. As winner, it was their privilege to decide what forfeit had to be paid. They didn’t hold back. Dream was trapped in a lamp, never allowed to leave its small and cramped space unless he had been summoned by the lamp’s current owner. Dream’s owner. His “Master” as he has to call them. Because whoever owns the lamp is granted power over him: they get to voice three wishes, and Dream has no choice but to grant them, making the lamp a much coveted objet...
For years, the lamp passed from hand to to hand, forcing Dream to grant wishes after wishes. Some rather altruistic, other purely egoistical, and every shades in between. There were men who thanked him, other who blamed him for the unforeseen consequences of poorly thought requests, but, all in all, most of them didn’t care enough to think much of him at all. After all, what was he but a tool, meant to serve and then be discarded?
Then, one day, the lamp was lost. Buried in a secret place by some jealous owner who died before they made use of the last wish they kept for “later”. People looked for it for a while, but to no avail, and, eventually, the lamp became a legend. A made-up tale that only fools would lose time searching for.
Now, Roderick Burgess certainly doesn’t consider himself a fool, but he is set on finding that legendary lamp and put it to good use. Better than that actually: after years of long and tedious research, he thinks he knows where it has been hidden.
Of course, he won’t retrieve it himself. The cave he located is dark, deep and,    in all likelihood, protected by magic, and Burgess fears magic almost as much as craves for it. So he hires someone - some drunkard he found in a tavern - to do the Job for him.
That’s how Robert - Hob - Gadling finds himself in the bowels of a strange, humid and stinky cave looking for some old lamp some old guy paid him to bring back. Has the magic gone old or had the last owner of the lamp been too stingy to waste any magic on its protection? Either way, Hob doesn’t encounter any major difficulties. He does dirty his clothes beyond repair and bumps his head a few times on the cave’s low ceiling but he finds the lamp and is quick to climb back to the surface, where Burgess is impatiently waiting for him with his two most trusted henchmen.
For the thing is, Burgess doesn’t intend on leaving witnesses. The world has forgotten about the lamp and he likes it that way. It’s ironic  somehow: in that tavern, that Gadling guy had been bragging, telling anyone who would listen how he was never going to die, as if he could simply decide not to. Maybe that’s why Burgess chose him. The man was fearless, and enough of a fool to accept such a strange mission from a stranger.
But Hob Gadling may not be as much of a fool as Burgess assumes. No, he hasn’t seen the knives hidden under the henchmen's coats. But the knives won’t come into play before the lamp is placed inside Burgess’ hands. And, well, Hob doesn’t intend on giving it to Burgess...
See, Hob is not a thief, but he isn’t against a little robbery every once in a while. And, although he doesn’t see what Lord Burgess can find in that dusty old thing, he probably isn’t the only one looking for it. Who knows if some other rich prick won’t pay him twice the price Burgess agreed on? He could even make them compete, have them raise the bids until they reach this lamp’s true value!
With that in mind that, Hob emerges from the hole in the ground, the lamp safely tucked in his jacket’s inner pocket. Burgess is eager, his eyes hungry. “Has he found the lamp?” “Has he brought it back?” “Can he show it to him?” Hob gets up and brushes some dirt off his clothes before offering a partial answer. Yes he found it, he says, for he knows the man needs to be reassured. But, he adds, there have been some complications...
Carefully, Hob takes one, two steps, not directly towards Burgess, but slightly sideways. He’s been observing their surroundings on their way here, and he knows exactly which way to go. Burgess’ minions are watching him suspiciously, knowingly, but it’s alright. They are tall, burly, and look intimidating in their matching suits, but Hob knows how to fight, and he should be able to take them down - maybe he won’t even have to if he manages to outrun them and slip away into the night.
He’s about to break into a sprint when a solid form crashes into him, almost knocking him off his feet, and he realises his mistake. Focused on the henchmen, he omitted to pay attention to Burgess himself. The old man moves fast - faster than Hob could have anticipated - and his greed makes him stronger than he should be. His grabby hands are searching, threatening to tear Hob’s clothes appart to get to the lamp Hob must be hiding somewhere.
Hob reacts on instinct, stepping backwards to get out of the man’s reach. He trips on the edge of the cave’s entrance and falls straight into it, bringing a shower of rock in his wake.
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eviltothecore13 · 1 year ago
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I love the new Fall of the House of Usher show, it's extremely well-written and well-executed, I love how it adapts so many different Poe classics like Masque of the Red Death and The Cask of Amontillado and manages to turn them into modern-day social commentary without it feeling forced, I love the eat the rich themes and how queer it is, and Verna is disturbingly attractive.
But also for any new fans: Roderick and Madeline's personality is drastically different in the show compared to the original story (or the Vincent Price film which is really normally what I think of when I think of them).
I don't know what tags the Netflix fandom are mostly using but I've seen a few posts that just tag it "fall of the house of usher" without a Netflix or 2023 or Flanagan qualifier and I feel like this could get confusing...
I don't really feel like changing my tagging system, so posts tagged "Roderick Usher" instead of "Roderick Usher Netflix" or something will generally mean older versions--i.e. not "corrupt environment-destroying backstabbing pharma CEO, womaniser and terrible father and the token cishet [well, him and Froderick] of a very queer series" but "tragic queer tortured artist pretty boy [that's not my subjective opinion, that's Poe's narration spending an inordinate amount of time on the softness of his hair and the curve of his lips] who couldn't be further from 'greedy' or 'ambitious' and gave away much of his inherited money to charity".
So to anyone who sees those posts show up in the tag and gets confused: no, I do not sympathise with the corrupt pharma CEO or find him attractive (even as a Wesker fan, this show is *too* close to real-life horrible people and events for me to take that approach!). And yes, some people have blorbos from 1830s stories and 1960s films. Yes, it's a tiny fandom. We're basically dealing with two very different characters who have the same name here and I expect it's going to get awkward--at the same time I genuinely do love the new show and am looking forward to seeing what fandom might come up with for it, so I'm certainly not objecting to its existence, just slightly dreading the "Roderick Usher?? Seriously?? The CEO guy??" responses to posts.
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torchickentacos · 1 year ago
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doing basically nothing but schoolwork for three days straight will have you considering things like restarting a full ag watchthrough. for the record, I've tried that before. Don't-... actually, yeah. Just don't. fkjdhkjdhgd. God, I adore AG but here's the thing. When it's good, it's GOOD AND FUN AND HAS GREAT CHARACTERS AND FUN PERSONALITIES AND INTERESTING THINGS. But when it isn't good? It's... well, it's pretty accurate to what twitter thinks of AG which as far as I'm aware is "oh, yeah, that one exists. Forgot about that". But I was talking to friends about it, and almost got on my soapbox about AG's highs and LOWs, but now I really want to watch it some. It had some GREAT/WEIRD/FUNNY/MEMORABLE (to me) COTDs (Hi Brianna, Roderick [Paul's grandpa lookin' dude], Barbara, and Nicholai, to name a few I liked/remembered). But for each really fun episode, or each contest episode, you'd also get a lot of episodes that you'd watch and then finish watching, and the last 20 minutes were a blur and you can't really even say what happened in it, because some of ag is admittedly rather dull to the point of existing in its own space-time-continuum where each twenty minute episode drags on for 5 hours but also is over in three minutes. Okay, back to schoolwork, but if you guys see me talking about ag episodes again then blame my ITE professor for having a class that drove me to an AG watchthrough /lh, j.
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feekins · 1 year ago
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hoo boy, ch 8. okay. I've got tea steeping. I've got a comfy throw blanket. I have my cat on standby, bc...honestly idr how I reacted the first time I read this almost 20 years ago. all I know is that a lot of things flew over my head at that age, so it should be uh. interesting. to see what I get out of it as an adult.
so yeah - my thoughts and things as I re-read ch8 of Trigun vol 2.
I'M NOT NERVOUS. YOU'RE NERVOUS. 🫣
(NOTE: I'm reading the Dark Horse [physical] and the Overhaul [online] translations side-by-side)
ok so uh. this is gonna be a longass post. no joke, I took reference pics of almost every single page of this chapter, but thanks to the 10-image limit...well. we'll see how this goes.
on the very first page, we have some context-changing translation discrepancies.
in Dark Horse, we've got:
WOLFWOOD: "I got a bad feeling...about these guys." (referring to the dudes he beat up when they tried to jump him as he walked into the church in the last chapter)
LEGATO: "How rude. How else do you expect to be treated when you suddenly trespass?"
meanwhile, the Overhaul has something much more informative, once again:
WOLFWOOD: "Who are these idiots? The Roderick slavers?"
LEGATO: "My apologies... I just needed to show late arrivals who they are dealing with."
then, on the next page, we see that Legato and Wolfwood haven't met before (which was something I was wondering about last chapter). they only recognize each other by physical descriptors (Wolfwood's cross, Legato's skull and torture device).
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(Dark Horse on top, Overhaul on bottom)
again, the Overhaul is more informative. and the panel right after this one...Vash looks so exhausted 🥺
there's also a difference in Dominique's last words to Vash a few pages later. Dark Horse has her saying, in reference to Legato "No one stands up to that man. Do you think he'd help me after I've failed?" meanwhile, the Overhaul has "If I can't be of service to him...then there is only one way this can turn out."
and then, she jumps :( Dominique remains one of my fav GHGs... it would be nice to see her return (she's on Wanted posters!!!) in tristamp, but. in any case. I lov her. and I'd love to learn more about her 🥺
Vash passes out right as Dominique's falling, and my younger self always thought that was weird? but their fight was a LOT more taxing than it first appeared, at least to me. we see proof of this later in the chapter.
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some little translation discrepancies here. Midvalley's line in Dark Horse always kinda confused me. ty, Overhaul, for clarifying so much! oh, and Legato's last line here - for some reason I always thought he was talking about Vash? but now I realize he's talking about KNIVES. that's not translation-induced confusion, tho - just me being A Silly Lil Guy again, I guess 🤪
oh, and I didn't point it out in the last chapter, but...there's something striking about there being a church right at the top of Jeneora Rock. I can't explain why. it's just...something that rly sticks out or seems important to me.
OH, BUT THEN!!!
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IT'S THE DOCTAAAAAAAAAand that's all the screaming I'll do about him for now 🤭
again, the Overhaul's translation is more informative, explicitly mentioning Knives' injuries, but idk. maybe I'm nitpicking. whateverrrrr, me likey additional info =u=
now...we get into the heavier topics.
their plan for resurrecting Knives is. disturbing. to say the least. you've got the physical horror, which was what most struck me when I was a teenager...but what gets me now is the violation/exploitation/stripping of agency from another plant for personal gain/survival...of which humans are guilty...but this time, it's all in the name of The Big Bad Human-Hater. and so, right when we finally get to meet him in the flesh, the narrative shows how, Plant Shenanigans aside, Knives...really isn't all that different from the humans he so hates. he perpetuates the exact. same. shit. the cognitive dissonance, man... 😣
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more Dark Horse-induced confusion the Overhaul's cleared up for me
then, at the bottom of the page, where Wolfwood's grousing, Dark Horse has him saying "Shit! What the hell was with all th' training?!" (another line that always confused me) whereas the Overhaul has "Shit! What the hell am I doin'?!"
and that leads me into the next thing I wanted to note: it's here that we see Wolfwood is a man stuck between a rock and a hard place. he gets frustrated with it, doesn't want to do it, but he fully believes he can't get out of it :(
I also want to note a difference between the manga and tristamp - manga Vash is able to sense Knives the moment he's resurrected, whereas tristamp Vash is only aware of Knives' presence when the diner piano starts playing (ep 3). it's an interesting difference!
but then, there's fking...
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...this. immediately after Knives is reborn.
I didn't think anything of it as a teen. but now...initially, I was horrified, thinking "oh shit, oh fuck, what the hell is he doing to his 'mother' now" BUT. looking at it a second time, I think I get what the context is telling us. on the previous page, there's Knives WITH HIS 'MOTHER' UNDERFOOT. on the panel immediately below the one I've shown, there's an explosion. so. I think what's going on here is that Knives is using his plant abilities to bust out - which still isn't great, most likely killing his 'mother' in the process...but unfortunately, considering who this is, it tracks;;;;;;
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(Dark Horse on left, Overhaul on right)
so much more urgency comes through in the Overhaul's translation here - "...I NEED to face him. I have to END this!"
we also get a lot more out of the Overhaul on the next page, when Vash is talking about his memory loss. both translations start with Vash saying "Everything on the other side is blank..." but whereas Dark Horse has him continue with "Where there is no memory, I must go to fill in the void..." the Overhaul has "I lost all memory of what I've done. All that was left with me was a void and a memory of a mountain of rubble."
then, when Vash gets to Knives and points his gun at him...Knives' absolutely deranged reaction, which I found funny as a teen, now just. gives me the chills. as does how tristamp drew directly from this exchange for their meeting in that diner.
aaaaand we have some translation weirdness after Knives sees Vash's scars and is all "Vash y u no learn?!" Dark Horse then misattributes 2 speech bubbles in a panel with Vash, instead having Knives say:
KNIVES: "If you keep count, you've hurt so many more than you've killed. And compare that to all the destruction you've caused..."
KNIVES (next panel, speech bubbles are his): "So, shouldn't you...point that thing somewhere else?"
the Overhaul is, once again, a lot more clear here:
VASH (in reference to his scars): "They're nothing compared to the burden of death and destruction you've put on me! You're gonna pay for your sins, you monster!"
KNIVES: "Considering what you did with that right arm of yours...shouldn't you be pointing that gun somewhere else then?"
I believe that's what we call gaslighting? and the victim blaming Knives does over and over is... 😬
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more translation weirdness. no comment here - I've been working on this post for literal hours now igkhddkhdjg
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...no translation weirdness here - just wanted to note...I didn't get this part as a teen. now, I do... 😟
and both translations of the first thing Knives says to Vash after forcing him to bring out the angel arm now strike me as. so messed up. part of the SA/noncon allegory...
KNIVES (Dark Horse): "Well?! How do you like it, Vash?"
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KNIVES (Overhaul): "How is it?! How does it feel, Vash?!"
and then, right before it fires? for some reason, Dark Horse completely leaves out what Vash says/thinks immediately after Rem's name. before the Overhaul, I had no idea that this bit was a thing: "...we were no good...right from the start." 😭
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now here. have an Emotional Support Charlie. she slept beside me the whole damn time I wrote this post 💕
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roadtogracelandx45 · 2 years ago
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Prompt List updated March 27th
I am starting with 70 for now, I may add or change them going forward. but for now these were the ones i had in my notebook. i got all of them off of Pinterest. Some already have names by them but go ahead and request them again if you like the prompt and I can redo them.
Fandoms I write for:
Top Gun Maverick: All
Elvis: Elvis
One Chicago: Kelly Severide, Jay Halstead, Will Halstead, Connor Rhodes, Adam Ruzek
Avengers: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Bucky Barnes, Natasha, Clint Barton, Peter Parker
Triple Frontier: Will Miller and Benny Miller
Four Brothers: Bobby Mercer, Jack Mercer
Sons of Anarchy: Jax Teller, Opie Winston, Juice Ortiz, David Hale,
Fast and Furious: Dom Toretto, Roman Peirce, Brian O'Conner, Letty Ortiz
Band of Brothers: Wild Bill, Babe, Malarkey, Nixon, Winters, Joe Toye
Twilight: All of the Cullens, Jacob Black and Bella Swan
Harry Potter: All
WWE/TNA/AEW/ ROH : Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose, Stephanie McMahon, Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Chris Jericho, CM Punk, The Young Bucks, Adam Cole, Bobby Fish, Kyle O'Reilly, Roderick Strong, Chris Sabin, Alex Shelley, Randy Orton, Edge, Christian Cage, Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy, Hurricane Helms. Mr. Kennedy
Supernatural- Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Cas
The West Wing: Josh Lyman, Sam Seaborn
Game of Thrones: Robb Stark, Jon Snow, and Sansa Stark
Lord of the Rings/ The Hobbit: Thorin, Fili, Kili, Bilbo, Legolas, Aragon.
Black Sails: Billy Bones, James Flint, Eleanor, Charles Vane, Anne Bonney, John Silver
Law and Order SVU: All
Hawaii Five-0: All
SWAT: All
Yellowstone: Kayce Dutton, Rip Wheeler, Beth Dutton, Jamie Dutton.
Crash- Kenny
Southland- John Cooper, Ben Sherman
Gotham- Jim Gordon
White Collar- Matthew Keller
The Mighty Ducks- All
The Outsiders- All
Masters of the Air- all
Newsies- Jack Kelly, Davey, Spot Colin, Mush, Kid Blink
*****
01 “Oh you think I am cute when I am angry? Well get ready because I am about to be gorgeous.”  
02. “I can’t lose you again. Can’t  you see that? I am not strong enough.” 
03. “Marry me’ 
04. “I’m not jealous.” 
05.  “Kiss my ass.” 
06.  “Were you ever gonna tell me?” 
07. “Excuse you?”
08.  “This is all your fault.” 
09. “It’s not fair.” 
10. “Game Over, you lose.” 
11.  “Is she always this obnoxious?” “Oh, she is just getting warmed up.” 
12. “We don’t need to control them. We need to unleash them.” 
13. “It should have never come to this.” 
14. “I’m not a lot of people’s favorite person.” 
15. “I shouldn’t have wasted 3 years on someone when Russia could have sent me a good bottle of vodka.” 
16.  “Can we have this conversation when you aren’t upset?” 
17. “Come over here and make me, why don’t ya?” 
18.  “I am tired of being your secret.” 
19. “Mess with them, you mess with me.” 
20. “I don’t want to sleep alone tonight.” 
21. “ I am coming to get you. Stay there.” 
22. “Are you safe?” “I, I don’t know.” 
23.  “This is why I don’t let myself fall in love.” 
24. “You are my regret.” 
25. “You have to make a choice.” 
26. “Put the knife down.” 
27. “Jokes on them.” 
28. “The way you flirt is shameless.” 
29. “With all due respect, I’m going to ignore everything you just said.” 
30. “It’s me! It’s me baby! Calm down.” 
31.  “Have you lost your damn mind?” 
32.  “Hey, I am here with you. Okay? Always.”
33. “Hold me back.” 
34.  “You aren’t a bad guy.” 
35. “You know we are meant to be.” 
36. “Mine.”
37. “Seriously, you are a manchild.”
38.  “I get it alright! I fucked up!” 
39. “She’s dead! I killed her!” 
40. “You smell nice.”
41.  “I think I am pregnant.”/ “I am pregnant, not helpless. Stop worrying so much.” 
42. “So what if I am jealous? Its not gonna change anything.” 
43. “You owe me.”
44. “Be careful.” “I always am.” 
45. “Take my jacket, it's cold outside.” 
46. “I am not some toy  you can play with.” 
47. “Just play long. Please.’
48.  “I did something terrible.’ 
49. “Don’t hurt the hair on their head.’ 
50. “I got your back.” 
51. "I told you not to get too close to me."
52. "How long?' "Since the beginning."
53. "Touch her and you're dead."
54. "Baby, we are the law."
55. "Baby, don't make me spell it out. You know I want you."
56. "I will always choose you."
57. "What happened? I told you to stay by my side!"
58. "Don't you dare!"
59. "Well what can I say? I am a badass."
60. "Excuse me, I have to go and make a scene."
61. "Before this happens, I need you to know that I have always loved you." 1
62. "No panties, baby girl?" 1
63. "Well you are coming home with me whether you like it or not."
64. "That looks hard. Let's switch."
65. "Saddle up doll."
66. "Like what you see?"
67. "Don't pretend to be innocent."
68. "You're mine. And I don't share."
69. "Welcome back, now fucking help me."
70. "Don't be an asshole, asshole."
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buttdawg · 10 months ago
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Bang Bang Scissor Gang
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I'm not sure how to feel about this "supergroup" business. I mean, the crowd loves it and it sounds like it'll advance the plot, so it's probably a good thing, but it seems a little off somehow. I'm going to write about it for a bit and see if I can sort this out.
So I guess the main issue here is that Bullet Club Gold doesn't feel like it's been around all that long, and now they're combining with another group. Also, it's unclear whether Gold is an official wing of the main Bullet Club, or some sort of renegade unit, like the nWo Wolfpac.
My pet theory is that AEW is just getting as much out of the Bullet Club IP as they can while they have this agreement with NJPW to use it. Eventually the deal will end or be renegotiated, and New Japan won't let them use the name anymore, which is why AEW keeps referring to the group with the nickname "The Bang Bang Gang." If something falls through and they can't call it "Bullet Club Gold", there's a backup name ready to go.
Actually, maybe this supergroup angle is that scenario finally playing out. They're not calling it "Bullet Club Ass Boys" or "Scissor Club Gold". They're calling it "Bang Bang Scissor Gang". I was sort of wondering if this means Billy and the Acclaimed have joined Bullet Club, but this may actually be a transition to get Jay White's group away from BC altogether. If and when this union ends, Jay can just start calling it "The Bang Bang Gang" again like that's what it was always called.
From a storytelling perspective, I'm not sure why they're setting up two trios to join forces against a group of just four guys. Undisputed Kingdom is their common enemy, but right now it's just Wardlow, Roderick Strong, Matt Taven, and Mike Bennett. Adam Cole's injured, but even if he gets cleared, they're still outnumbered. Maybe Kyle O'Reily or Bobby Fish will join at some point? Oh, and I forgot about Juice Robinson. Assuming he's on board with the merger, that puts BBSG up to seven guys. Then you factor in Cardblade and Juiceboard and things get really nutty.
The motives are bit wonky too. On paper, Bang Bang Scissor Gang's main purpose is to take on Undisputed Kingdom, to avenge all the beatdowns they got during the "Who is the Devil?" storyline. Except, Undisputed Kingdom doesn't seem to care much, since their goal is to capture a bunch of titles. Which works out, since BBSG holds the AEW and ROH trios belts... except UK doesn't seem very interested in trios gold.
On the other hand, BBSG wants more titles as well. Tag titles for the Acclaimed and Gunn Club, a singles belt for Billy, and nothing short of the AEW world title for Jay White. This sounds a lot like Adam Cole's manifesto when he did his first promo to introduce Undisputed Kingdom. He didn't just want belts, he had specific titles picked out for specific guys on his team. Taven and Bennett are already ROH tag champs, so they're covered, then he wants the International title on Roddy, and Warlow's job is t become AEW world champ so he can hand it over to Adam Cole when Cole's cleared to wrestle again.
So that's a cool way to keep this rivalry alive. They're two big groups who already have titles and crave more, and they can challenge each other or interfere with each other's ambitions. The grudge that started all of this is fine, but it's hard to recall those beatdowns from last year, especially when everyone was blaming it on MJF at the time. Billy taking an International title shot from Roddy keeps things fresh. Plus they can swap the tag and trios belts that both sides already control.
Or... this just peters out with BBSG imploding and setting up some trios feud with Billy/Acclaimed taking on Jay/Gunn Club for one or both sets of trios belts. That sounds fine, but I feel like that already happened at some point? This supergroup could be a way to build to a more epic six-man tag match later, and that's fine, but I really hope it doesn't play out that way. I guess that's what makes me apprehensive of this storyline. Like, if they're only building up this supergroup just to set up a trios title program a few months from now, then it'll feel like a real waste. They could do BC Gold vs. Scissor Party whenever they want. Both sides are pretty eager to issue and accept challenges.
This seems like a long term story. Both groups have declared their intentions very clearly, and yet they've both taken their time on achieving those goals. It took like three weeks to get Jay on board with BBSG, and Warlow isn't exactly calling out Samoa Joe. So it feels like a potboiler, except it also feels very thrown-together, like they took a bunch of guys and threw them together into this supergroup war that would probably need most of a year to do properly.
But I guess that makes sense, considering how this all started with Cole and MJF, and they're both out of action for a while. Whatever the original plans were, the new plan has to involve different players, and everybody in BBSG is a solid choice for that. Well, everyone but Juice Robinson, that guy sucks. I hope he comes back with some new personality where he took an oath of silence or something. Also, he should wear a luchador mask so I don't have to look at his goofy face.
I guess my feeling here is "cautious optimism", because this angle looks really promising and could lead to a lot of great matches, but it also could get really dumb if it ends too quickly or suffers from poor planning. But AEW did just book a round robin tournament, so I guess I shouldn't be too concerned...
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hermesserpent-stuff · 2 years ago
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31 - TSSM
https://youtu.be/ChVV5EVL4W4
Thus always to tyrants: the oh hellos (on mobile)
Crimson Curse is Harry running around with gear from Quentin to try and right the wrongs of the rich and powerful in New York. Now he meets spider for the first time. Spider nephew au adjacent. A bit shorter sorry!!
Thanks for the ask tho!! (To the other person with the same number that asked later, I have a plan don't worry)
Harry is constantly being amazed by how easy it is to break into places. Yes he has good training from Quentin, but some part him had always seen a locked door as some insurmountable object. And yet here he is, the Crimson Curse, sneaking in to yet another place he knows has dirt to be dragged up. ESU's lab is directly funded by Norman Osborn and that fact alone has Harry suspicious. They had been in the news a fair few times. But it had always returned to vaguely normal for the lab. Which is worrying because he knows that something deeper has to be going on and his two best friends could get wrapped up into the trouble. Curse just needs to take a short stroll through their records, find anything he can and go about the business of making any dark deeds come to the light. He knows Kraven is attached to this place, but only has the bairest details of gossip from Sandy and Dan. He needs something more… concrete.
His flashdrive is plugged into the computer to start scanning while he flicks through paper files. A creak has him turning and he is only a little shocked to see Spider-Man.
"Aw great. Someone new. What's your gimmick? Vultures already got the bird thing and Mysterio's our local magician, so fair warning those roles are taken."
"I have no desire to fight."
Good, the voice modulator works. Maybe Spider-Man would leave him alone if he tried to explain things.
"Really? Then why are you breaking and entering if not to draw the attention of little ol' me."
"Osborn has connections with this lab. There is something going on here that has been hidden from people. It is my job to uncover the truth and show the world."
A little dramatic. So sue him. Quentin rubs off on people. Spider-Man tilts his head.
"Wait. Who are you?"
"I am the Crimson Curse. A bane to all who skulk and hide in the dark."
Curse carefully checks the face of his watch. Only fifty percent of the files have been transferred from the computer to his transmitting flash drive. And he had not yet combed through all the paper files. He needs more time. Plus he knows he cannot fight.
"You think Dr. Connors is up to no good? He's a friend. Sort of. Kind of. Look, the guy's not evil."
Spider-Man says, shifting on his feet.
"That may be true but he does not have sole responsibility over this lab. Kraven got an augmentation here from someone. That means some amount of supplies must be missing and notes of that research might exist. I am simply seeking answers, Spider-Man. I will steal nothing but the knowledge of the truth."
"Maybe I can help. Keep the good docs name clear…"
Spider-Man sounds hopeful and Curse decides to let him be. Easier to deal with an ally that is semi blind than a poison filled enemy.
"Alright. Help me with the papers. See if there is any record discrepancy when it comes to supplies. If you try to cover things up… I don't think we will be able to work together again."
"Yep. Yep. Totally understandable."
Both quietly and quickly get to work. Spider-Man speaks up a little bit later.
"I've seen some of your work. I respect it."
Curse tilts his head.
"Thanks."
"Have you tried looking into Thompson Lincoln or Roderick Kingley?"
"They've yet to enter the perview of my spells. But I shall look into hexing them."
"Uh… right. Well if you do, be careful. It's nice to know other people see somethings up with the city. Even if it is a weird witch dude."
Curse rolls his eyes. He upped his magic talk in costume to change his pattern of speech.
"So irreverent."
He teased Spider-Man. Something about him felt familiar. Safe.
"That's me! Super irreverent!!"
And they continue digging.
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thefinalboss387 · 2 years ago
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My list of top villains antagonists (cuz one or two of these guys could be debated to not fully count as full-on villains) because @gavillain did it and I am shamelessly stealing the idea:
Bowser (Nintendo)
Jafar (Aladdin/Once Upon a Time in Wonderland)
Palpatine/Darth Sidious (Star Wars)
Jason Todd/Red Hood (DC Comics)
Takuto Maruki (Persona 5 Royal)
Frieza (Dragon Ball)
Wilson Fisk/Kingpin (Daredevil/Hawkeye TV series)
Eobard Thawne/Reverse-Flash (The Flash/Legends of Tomorrow TV series - would probably be considerably higher, like #3 or #4, if I deleted everything after Flash season 1 in my mind oh well can’t do that)
Cora Mills/Queen of Hearts (Once Upon a Time)
Ardyn Izunia (Final Fantasy XV)
Flowey/Asriel Dreemurr (Undertale)
Slade (Teen Titans animated series)
Kuja (Final Fantasy IX)
Barbara Kean (Gotham)
Heckyl/Snide (Power Rangers Dino Charge)
Rufus Shinra (Final Fantasy VII)
Peter Pan/Malcolm (Once Upon a Time)
The Batman Who Laughs (DC Comics)
Vanitas (Kingdom Hearts)
Scourge the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog Archie Comics)
I feel like I did some of these guys dirty and kind of regret their placements, and I’m sure there are villains/antagonists I am forgetting about.... but these are the names that jumped to my mind in the last few minutes while sitting down to type this out. I’m very tempted to add Queen (Deltarune), Lord Zedd (Power Rangers), and Zamasu/Goku Black (Dragon Ball), but I dunno, something held me back and I’m not quite sure where they’d all fall on here.
EDIT: Also Albedo Piazzolla (Xenosaga), Dmitri Yuriev (Xenosaga), Envy (Fullmetal Alchemist manga/Brotherhood), Praetor Amalthus (Xenoblade Chronicles 2), Cersei Lannister (Game of Thrones), Gustavo Fring (Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul), Fish Mooney (Gotham), Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow (DC Comics), Edward Nygma/The Riddler (DC Comics), Roderick Kingsley/Hobgoblin (Marvel Comics)... hooooly crap there’s a lot I forgot lmao. Might expand my list someday soon.
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luvksj · 3 years ago
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Yandere!Undisputed Era: Bittersweet Reunion
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author’s note: happy 2022 y’all !!! i can’t believe it’s 2022 already, 2021 did go by really fast and covid still a damn pest. hope y’all are safe, happy and healthy w the people you love !!! once again, i’d like to thank you all for the support i received in 2021 for my little drabbles i write when i’m bored or couldn’t be fucked doing my uni work (that’s right, pro procrastinator right here). 
anyway, 3/4 of the undisputed era have officially joined AEW! it’s good that they’re w/ a company that cares about their wrestlers and allows them to be creative! many ex-wwe wrestlers have joined AEW now which is understandable bc AEW is just better than WWE in many, many ways. this is just my opinion btw. wonder if roderick will jump ships when his contract ends with wwe... anyways i wish nothing but the best for you guys and THEM in 2022! 
please enjoy the story 😄 also, can we pretend roderick and many others are in aew ?
pov: you escaped despite using drastic measures but... that doesn’t mean it’ll last forever.
warning: this story contains strong use of violence and cursing. if you feel uncomfortable with themes of stalkers/stalking, violence, obsession, yandere aus, manipulation, torture etc or mentions of blood, killing, death, torture, kidnapping, suicide or anything similar please DO NOT read this story!
this story does NOT depict the true personas/characteristics of Adam Cole, Kyle O’Reilly, Roderick Strong and Bobby Fish. this story is 100% a work of fiction and any similarities discovered is a PURE COINCIDENCE. this story is meant for entertainment purposes only. if you feel unsure about anything written in this story, please PM me. 
Oh sweetheart... did nobody tell you? Nothing last forever.
You had no way to escape them now, all possible points of exits blocked off by them. 
Struggling to grasp the situation at hand, you couldn’t understand how they managed to find you... despite using every measure possible to avoid them. 
So, how did it amount to this in the first place? Well, let me tell you...
[long flashback warning]
You hated them. You loathed them. You detested them. 
They were the reason your life was a living hell: controlling you like their own puppet forcing you to fulfill their every wish even if it was outrageous. You had to do it... no matter what. 
According to them, you belonged to them. No-one else. Every single part of you was their property from the air you breathed to the words you spoke belonged to them. 
And they had no problem in telling everyone that. From their colleagues to the higer-ups. If someone struggled to grasp that fact, they had no problem in breaking it down for them even if their teaching methods were... extreme. 
Do you know what made it worse? 
The fact you couldn’t fight back. No matter how much you wanted to fight back, you just weren’t able too. If you dare disobey them, you’d be laying motionless in the basement: covered in bruises, cuts and blood left to rot until you apologized for acting so bratty. 
You just didn’t have the physical strength to combat them. Four professional wrestlers against one you. And they knew that... which made you even angrier using your weakness to their advantage just like snakes they were.
You, Y/N L/N, were the property of the most dominant faction in NXT history. The Undisputed Era. 
Adam Cole, Kyle O’Reilly, Roderick Strong and Bobby Fish. The names of the men whom you hated with a fiery passion. To nearly everyone, they were total sweethearts. Kind-hearted, caring, gentle... basically the opposite of what they were to you. 
One word you’d use to describe them was demons. To you, they were manipulative, possessive, controlling, aggressive and clingy. You couldn’t go anywhere without one of them accompanying you because there was a good chance you’d try to run away and they couldn’t let that happen to their precious golden gem. 
And you wouldn’t make it far even if you tried. There were security cameras everywhere -- even inside the bathroom. Some hidden in the most unusual places. They had many connections and you’d be found before you could even step into a taxi. 
They weren’t taking any chances. You were their golden gem, the most important part of their golden prophecy. And they’d be damn if you got away. 
So for years, you endured the torture. You had gotten so used to forcing a smile that you had forgotten what it felt like to genuinely smile. What freedom felt life, what if felt like to be legitimately happy. And... it was all because of them. 
However, you finally had enough and decided to try attempt what could be considered as a death sentence if you got caught. 
With assistance from everyone you knew and could trust, you faked your death. 
You meticulously planned for this ensuring every possible situation was covered and had numerous back-up plans ready just in case. Just like them, you weren’t taking any chances. This had to work otherwise... you’d end up dead. 
[warning: mentions of suicide up ahead. please do not read if it triggers and/or makes you uncomfortable]
The plan was to fake a suicide. You would inject yourself with a drug that made you seem dead and would use prosethetic 
Then once you were deemed dead, you’d place a fake body double of yourself inside the casket and go into hiding until it was safe to come out... whenever that may be. 
It was rather elaborate, risky and many things could go horribly wrong but you had to try. You were sick and tired of being controlled and tormented by them. You could no longer just sit and watch yourself be abuse like this. It was time to fight back.
By some miracle, it actually worked. Your plan worked. It actually fucking worked.
They brought it all. They actually believed you had commited suicide... and ignoring the huge cost your ‘plan’ incurred which practically drained your bank account (rip)... it was one-hundred percent worth it.
Because this, in return, gave you something which you’ve craved for the longest time: your freedom and happiness. And you didn’t care that you were now broke, you were happily broke and FREE! Free those demonic cretins who made your life literal hell and controlled you like their own puppet. 
But not anymore, you were finally free and happy for the first time in a long time. 
[Timeskip: 10 years later]
It has been ten years since that faithful day. The day you’ll remember forever, the day you regained your happiness and escaped the clutches of four men who could literally be the reincarnation of Satan. 
After you ‘death’, they were so distraught that they broke up, blaming each other for your so-called ‘suicide’. It got to the point where they had to leave WWE as being here only reminded them of you and how they failed you. While they were suffering, you were living on cloud nine.
These past ten years having been nothing but a DREAM. You could do whatever you wanted, whenever you wanted without being submitted to torture and you took FULL advantage of this. 
You decided to pursue your passion and become a wrestler. You’ve always wanted to wrestle but they were strictly against it, prohibiting it, stating that you’ve got them and they’ll handle anyone who hurts you. So... it was a waste of time, according to them but they’re NOT here anymore. 
Signing with WWE, you slowly worked your way up the ranks and within a few years became an accomplished wrestler with many title reigns under your belt. You also became an advocate for mental health and abuse. You didn’t want anyone else to suffer what you did. 
However, this ‘fever’ dream of yours all came crashing down one day and it caught you by surprise.
You had just finished your match, wrestling one of your dream opponents on the grandest stage of them all. You won... just. For some time, ever since Royal Rumble, something’s felt off... like something bad is awaiting you and no matter how hard you’ve tried ignoring the feeling, it comes back to haunt you. 
Today, you just felt so off your game. You felt something bad was going to happen today and despite trying to shake it off, it kept lingering like a bad aftertaste. 
During the match, you were really distracted. You could just feel their eyes glaring a gaping hole right through. Them, the people you’ve been avoiding for ten years. 
Heading to the locker room after visiting the medics and getting stitched up, this bad feeling intensified with every step. And before you knew it, you were standing in front of the locker room door, nervous as hell. You didn’t what awaited you on the other side but your gut feeling told you... it wasn’t good.
Taking a deep breath, you open the door and looked around carefully. It looked safe but you still wanted to be sure. You checked every corner, leaving no stone unturned. Some might call it paranoia but if they went what you went through then... they’d understand it’s not paranoia but safety precautions. 
The locker room was clear... maybe you were really halluncinating. You sighed, relieved but that feeling diminished when a taunting voice interrupted your thoughts.
“Hello Y/N, sweetheart.” 
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