#some grey cat oc

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Cat Comcatibility - Chisa

Chisa gets a whole comic for her Cat Comcatibility Check! She unfortunately chose to try and make friends with a cat That Did Not Want Pets. So now begins her arc of declaring war on cats, not helped by her Father seemly siding with those feisty furballs over her!

All in one version below and some more details.

A stunning example of Father's parenting! Keeping it spoiler free for this post, but his current perspective and priority Chisa, life, cats, and so on causes some friction between the two.

While Null understands Father's perspective they have become incredibly protective of Chisa, and at times a little much like this cat interaction here. They didn't need to pull Chisa away so strongly and scare away the cat and they didn't need to try and confront Father about it so strongly.

Chisa knows a cat scratch wouldn’t have been awful, and she knew there was a possibility of it happening in the first place but she was hoped it would be ok somehow. Despite that, she was hoping her Father would have shown at least a hint of proper care towards her. Just a small, even lightly spoken, “You ok? It’ll heal over quickly, see?”

It's something she wants to hear.

[d1n0pwr]

My two favourite Pokemons

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Drew my OC azurine's parents, madeline and richard (and also juanna and cerise's dad, francis)

In all honesty, i mostly just made these designs so that ALL the main characters in my OC universe have designed parents bc i lowkey want to do one of those parentswap AU things MLP artists do but with my OCs

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Nacrefreckle

she/her, 26 moons, cis molly

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animals !!!

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pleasepleaseplease talk about your ocs i am so curious

OKAY SO

i have... four? ish? main oc stories/universe atm, not counting random fandom ocs i make on the side that aren't linked to any big overarching story

those four are Dr. Paradise's Theory of the Self, Tales of Godborn (<- title i am planning to change but do not yet have anything to change to), The Poison Beneath, and Onelight's Dawn. the latter two are warrior cats, and the former two are generic cat furries (...and both started as wc. Me when i got the warrior cats autism instead of the good at math or science autism)

im just going to go off about dptots because.Good lord. i am so infodumping. my hands would shrivel up and fall off if i wrote any more of this i hope you understand

DPTotS is a story about identity, personhood, and necromancy, i guess. at its bare basics.

um. The titular Dr. Willow "Will" Paradise (she/her) is a reclusive scientist and self-proclaimed alchemist. In her younger days, she found some manner of fame as "Miracle Worker Will", a so-called genius who claimed to be seeking immortality itself.

she very suddenly fell out of the public eye in what can only be described as "the identity crisis of a century" following which she threw herself into the sea to test a theory of hers. and promptly drowned to death. (she got better)

now with a bond to the Abyss (yeah the ocean is a whole entire eldritch horror in this universe), along with several new and unknown neuroses and complexes, Will shuts herself away in her lighthouse (for the most part! she still occasionally attends social events--but it's odd, her demeanor has changed entirely almost overnight...)

eventually she drops her titular Theory of the Self, which proclaims that identity is invariably a facade, and that true selfhood is guided by motivation; by which parts of your mind drive your choices.

she splits the Self [or; the abstract entity who is capable of making choices] into three distinct guiding factors:

the Heart [representing emotion]

the Mind [representing logic]

the Will [representing desire]

(...before you ask, i promise i am not lying when i say i wrote that part long before i even knew who chonny jash was)

though it is not a part of her in-universe theory, on a more meta level there is a fourth factor, the Mask, which represents the charade of a cohesive identity, or the urge to adhere to social norms and etiquette even when every other part of you is screaming against it.

anyways! wow there are. Actually three more main characters. good lord. i am the fucking infodumper

um! the other main characters are Doe (it/its), Alice Grey (she/her), and Dorian Winters (he/him).

Doe is... the sole inhabitant of the corpse of John Doe. John died of a stab wound in a back alley and Will stumbled upon his corpse some time later. She wasn't about to look a gift corpse in the mouth, bringing his body back and attempting to recreate the conditions of her own resurrection in the controlled environment of her lab. If this worked--why, she would have earned her title of Miracle Worker! she would have found the key to eternity, to conquer death itself--

and work it did, or so it seemed, at first.

truth is, Doe does not remember being John. perhaps it lost its memory as some consequence of the trauma of dying and being resurrected, or perhaps John's mind could not be saved at all, and another was constructed in its stead.

whether a broken John or a new soul entirely, it doesn't matter, really! because we have Doe now. Doe, identity issues connoisseur (in other news i fuckign hate spelling connoisseur why does french have so many god damn fucking letters in it. Spellcheck save me), who lives life as a failed copy, a dead man's shadow, a mere shard of what it should be. does it imagine the disappointment in will's gaze when it lingers on its eyes (bright blue; her same color. john's were amber)? is the face in the mirror truly its own? when it looks down, are those its hands by right?

it knows the answer, of course. or... 'know' is not the right word. it does not know anything. it feels. that is all it can do.

alice, meanwhile, is a Completely Normal Cat with an Ordinary Life--which is to say, her issues at the beginning of the story are fairly mundane in comparison to whatever the fuck is going on with the other two (this fact will change).

her in-laws dragged her to some fancy party, once. she did not have a good time at all, and just kind of stood uncomfortably in the corner the whole time until she was approached by an Odd Stranger dot dot dot... just kidding it's will fucking paradise. Will decides to spare alice from the woes of Standing There Awkwardly and strikes up a conversation. alice is nervous at first, but will is like. scarily good at figuring people out (and figuring out how to get other people to trust her as a result), and alice quickly becomes comfortable around her.

they become fast friends! alice learns more about will, while will hears of alice's assorted wiles and woes.

she wants a lot of things, but she's too nervous to get them. she doesn't like her family, she doesn't like the city, she doesn't like the life she is living, she feels like everything goes by too fast and she will never be able to do all she wants to with her time on this earth.

will is sympathetic, of course. she hears her out and offers a shoulder to cry on, and offers carefully-picked bits and pieces of her own history and struggles that alice might be able to relate to. until...

um. long story short will pushes alice off a cliff into the ocean, thereby granting her will's brand of quasi-immortality (she does not age, and she is very difficult to kill; so long as abyss doesn't decide to pull the plug, so to speak. which it can do at any time).

now, alice, who literally fucking died and had her soul pledged to an eldritch horror without her consent at the hands of someone she thought was her friend, is rightfully fucking pissed about this. and one thing about alice is that once she's gotten over her initial fear of rocking the boat she is stubborn.

alice swears revenge. she misses will, she hates will, she never wantts to see will again, she wants will to apologize, she doesn't know what to feel or think. this all hardens into one thought: will has to die. she has to. she has to.

um.Admittedly this part of the story is Way less planned out due to being fairly close to the ending, but whateverr

oh yeah also doe has a character arc where it learns to accept that it isn't John, and that it doesn't have to be John, and just being Doe is enough. also it befriends John's widowed husband. long story.

anyways! some shtuff happens (i'm not... sure what yet), the three of them are brought to the seafloor by abyss in a dream. btw theyre all associated with some small element of abyss's imagery because fuck you that's why (alice has tridents, will has ink, and doe has.I haven't decided yet).

now, in this dream-state these bits of imagery become more real--will's palms are ink-stained, doe... ...i'll figure it out, and, most importantly, alice gets an actual trident because.First of all haha chonny jash hyperfixation and second of all. she deserves a large stabbing weapon okay

alice proceeds to threaten will's life! and yet will... doesn't react at all. alice holds her trident to her throat and will looks back, unmoved, looking, if anything, slightly bored as she stares at her death. and alice all but begs will for a reaction, anything to bring some catharsis into this bloodshed, anything to make this all worth it. by the end of it, she's sobbing on the floor and will is looking down at her.

and will apologizes, and alice doesn't forgive her. and she cant bring herself to do it anymore. and nothing will ever be the same again

and then some more stuff happens idk i dont even know how the story ends it just exists as a Cluster of Scenes That I Want To Animate featuring the Guys (gender neutral)

...oh yeah. and dorian. i forgot about dorian. fuckin uhh. dorian is will's college friend and a former singer slash musician, who had the misfortune of becoming rather famous for his music. and now he's a public figure no matter what he does and he fucking hates it. but he'd never go up front and say he fucking hates it, of course. he is passive aggressive forever and ever and

will crashes on his couch sometimes, as the most Normal of her friend group, and by Most Normal i mean literally just the only one not involved with the horrors (very low bar)

anyways.

the story also functions as something of a... parable, i suppose, about will's titular theory! will represents the mind, doe represents the heart, alice represents the will (...yeah, the character named will isn't the will. lmao. look, this was a later addition. and, to be fair, if she were writing the story, im fairly certain she would do this on purpose), and dorian represents the mask.

...and the abyss represents The ocean is really really fucked up /silly

nah, abyss's position in the metaphor is Up To Interpretation tm. as i see it, theyre a vague representation of mental illness, but eh. the author is dead here.

tl;dr: if there were three guys at the bottom of the ocean and two of them tried to kill each other would that be fucked up or what

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eek almost forgot to post them here too! my internet was bad where i was that's why lol >_> anuways enjoy cat family having fun at the beach and being happy and silly!! :oD

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My chaotic babies Edwyn and Ingja-

You can tell that I had a better idea of what Ingja looked like than Edwyn, because the sketch of Edwyn looks chaotic and you can see where I kept erasing stuff. Heh. But tbh it fits his character. Especially the hair because it just ends up fluffy and everywhere because he runs his hand through it a lot. He also almost had some facial hair before I went 'nah'. He does get a beard when he's like. In his 30s/40s though. Not in his 20s like here though.

Ingja however has "let me just tie my hair up then I'll be ready to curse you out, okay?" sort of vibes. A sassy, stubborn little so and so.

Might try to re-work, colour, and neaten up both drawings digitally when I'm not meant to be working (or playing Baldur's Gate 3).

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It wasn't just bad luck that Staeve was targeted. It was a calculated attack. Halsin knew well enough how a caster could examine their enemies for tells. Halsin did it himself. Considered an opponent's tactics, and guessed at the places their mind would be most vulnerable.

You didn't have to be a gifted empath to watch how Staeve hurled himself into the thick of combat, right at the biggest bandit wielding the two-handed great sword, and think that the man might be vulnerable to a spell that exploited wisdom.

The fact that it took down Astarion too, well, perhaps that one was just bad luck.

It happened like this:

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This is written about @velnna's Tav, Staeve. I was delighted to discover that they don't mind fan fiction being written about him.

I'm always cautious about writing for other people's OCs--getting voices right is so important to me. I have elegantly avoided that issue here.

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Full text below.

Full Text On AO3

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The fight was an incidental bit of banditry. Dangerous banditry, certainly. Bandits with  great swords, supported by wizards. Halsin hung back with Gale while the two rogues dashed forward to give truth to the old adage that the best defense was killing the other fellow extremely quickly. 

They cut down the man with the great sword and the woman with the mace and shield. Reinforcements were coming from around a rocky overhang. Halsin coaxed the earth to throw up entangling vines to slow them down. Gale drenched them with glimmering light that illuminated all their vulnerable points for Astarion and Staeve to shoot at.

Only the half-orc made it through the vines and the light. He was bloodied and wrathful. He was huge, but it was two against one, and the two were flanking with each other. It would have been an easy end to the combat, except that apparently there was a bandit wizard hidden somewhere in the trees who chose this moment to cast a spell. 

One second Staeve was a blood spattered half-drow sprinting full-tilt, sword out, towards a fighter twice his size. And then he was gone.

Some sort of teleportation? Banishment? Gale was saying something about trajectory and scanning the treeline. Halsin was yelling, he wasn't sure what, the concern was more important than the words. He started running forward. Because two rogues against a barbarian was fine, but one rogue against a barbarian was an extremely fast way for that rogue to die.

And Astarion knew that so he should be running away. But he wasn't running away. He was darting forward and ducking low and almost getting hit by a greataxe as he snatched something off of the ground. 

Then he was running, thank the Gods. There was something cradled in his arms, which meant he didn't have his rapier out as he scrambled back.

It was a cat. Halsin saw. They were ten feet away from each other when Halsin realized that Astarion was carrying a large, extremely upset tabby cat with grey-green fur.

That was when Astarion vanished. No. Not vanished. As the tabby tumbled to the ground, something small and white was already there, darting for cover. 

Then the half-orc arrived. Bellowing and huge, at least when compared to cats. Not quite as huge when compared to Halsin. 

Halsin decided to turn into a bear. It was amazing how many problems you could solve by turning into a bear. 

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"I am feeling my oversight in not preparing dispel magic today," said Gale. "Or counterspell."

"This is not a situation we could have anticipated," Halsin said.

Staeve contributed to the conversation, but because of present circumstances, it came out as a meow.

He was large for a cat. His fur was pale brown, tabby-striped with green. His stripes crisscrossed in a way that reminded Halsin of his tattoos. His scar was a fur-less groove in his face. He had the same pale green eyes as always. That color was quite appropriate in a cat.

He meowed again, more insistently this time.

"We will," Halsin assured him. 

"You're speaking with him?" Gale asked. 

"Not magically," Halsin said. It had been a long day and he had barely anything left to cast with. "But I think I understand him."

"Do you?"

"Think a moment and I am confident that you too will guess what he wants from us."

It did only take a moment. Gale was an intelligent man, when prompted. And they'd all seen the small white cat vanish into the woods during the bear-orc fight.

"Ah. Of course." Gale addressed the cat, voice reassuring. "Astarion should be relatively safe though. Polymorph is temporary and even if something did happen to him in the interim, he would just revert to his natural form."

Staeve's whiskers went back and his ears went flat in a thoroughly unimpressed way. 

"I think it would be best to find him and make sure nothing happens," Halsin said with mellow diplomacy. 

"Of course." Gale paused, then said delicately: "Given my skill in woodland matters, or lack thereof, I may best serve this cause by getting out of the way."

Halsin smiled. "It is a wise man who knows his limitations."

"I'll meet you all back at camp then?" said Gale.

"Take a potion of invisibility for the trip," Halsin suggested. "There might still be bandits about."

Staeve had gotten impatient with them, and was padding off into the forest. Halsin handed Gale the potion and hastened to follow.

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Staeve scampered about the forest like he was looting the place. No hole, hollow log, wasp nest, or brown recluse spider-web was left uninvestigated. The loss of seventy five percent of his gray matter had done the man's already flagging survival instincts no favors. Halsin spent half of his attention looking for signs of a small white cat, and half of his time making sure Staeve's efforts at tracking didn't get him killed.

After being only a hairsbreadth quick enough to pull Staeve away from the entrance to a dire-badger-burrow Halsin decided that his partner was now going to be carried. Staeve made a meowling, writhing objection. He was terribly invested in the search. A compromise was reached when he was offered a perch high on Halsin's broad shoulders. Staeve proceeded to clamber from shoulder to shoulder as Halsin walked, ears always forward and alert, eyes bright, head turning this way and that as he scanned the woods.

Small cats with stealth training were not easy things to track through dense forest. Halsin did end up using his last spell slot to cast speak with animals. The local mice and voles always noticed when predators passed, even small ones. Halsin spoke to them while keeping one hand on Staeve, who watched the tiny creatures with bright, newly interested eyes.

Halsin of course spoke with Staeve as well, but it wasn't quite the same. Talking to a person who had been transformed into an animal was not the same as talking to that person. Shape changed you. How you saw things. How you thought. The mind of a cat was a fraction of the size of that of an elf or half-elf. Thinking with it was different. The change was easiest for druids. It was hardest for the cursed, who did not choose the new shape. Who were surprised by it.

He spoke to Staeve and learned things he had already known from observation. He reassured Staeve that the mice had given useful guidance.

That guidance led them north, then west, and then to a long hollow log, moss covered and broken in two places. A good hiding spot, and the sort of shelter that had a lot of escape routes. Staeve jumped off of Halsin's shoulder as the druid knelt down and they both peered inside.

In the darkness, Halsin could just make out a pair of ruby-bright eyes staring warily back at him. 

Beside him, Halsin watched Staeve relax for the first time since becoming a cat. He wasn't actually as large as Halsin had first thought--it was just that his hackles had been up and his tail puffed out for the duration of the transformation.

It could be a painful thing indeed, to have one's heart so completely entwined with another's safety. A deeply worthwhile thing, but a painful thing, sometimes. 

Halsin made a deferring motion to Staeve, who nodded in a rather un-catlike like way. Halsin stepped back from the log, moving slowly so as not to startle anything. He shifted a few feet away and sat close enough to watch, but far away enough that his looming size wasn't an ominous thing.

Staeve didn't go inside the hollow log. He sat at the entrance. Lay down at the entrance, body long and casual, head up on the lip of the log so he could keep looking inside. Modeling relaxation.

He started to purr. Halsin could hear him purring even from a few feet away. A loud, constant, soothing rumble. It somehow did not surprise Halsin that Staeve had a loud purr.

And then Staeve waited. Patient as anything. Waiting and watching and purring in a low buzz, as steadily as a beehive.

Halsin could not see inside the log, but he could guess at when Astarion moved because Staeve's ears would flick. Staeve had a fine poker face, but everyone had tells. 

Something happened, or occurred to him, that made Staeve raise his head and sit up slightly from his sprawl on the ground. Then he stood up entirely. He gave Halsin a significant look, and trotted off into the underbrush. 

Conscious that he had just been assigned new responsibility, Halsin shifted so that he had a good view of the log's entrances and everything around it. There wasn't much danger, Halsin’s presence in general kept most predators away from this space. But still.

During his vigil, Halsin saw the glimmer of red cat-eyes once. And only briefly. 

Staeve came back soon. He had a dead vole in his mouth and he looked exceptionally pleased with himself. He dropped the vole at the mouth of the log, took a few pawpads back and watched expectantly.

It took another long minute, but after that minute a small white cat crept out of the darkness.

This should surprise no one, but Astarion was a beautiful cat. Slender and graceful with large eyes. His fur was pure, silvery white and just long enough to curl slightly. He moved with a cautious precision that Halsin recognized as his habit, and that deeply suited his new form. 

He sniffed at the vole. He shot Staeve a judgmental look, because Gods forbid the man accept any kindness without prevaricating about it in some way. He glanced at Halsin. And then he leaned down to slide exceptionally long canines into the corpse's chest.

Staeve flopped down about a foot away and watched him with an expression of pleased devotion that would honestly be a bit more appropriate on a dog.

Astarion ate fastidiously, and without getting even a blot of blood on his snow-white fur. When he finished he licked his teeth.

When Staeve was quite sure Astarion was done eating, he sidled up slantwise, sauntering around the vole corpse as if he just casually happened to be taking a stroll in this part of the forest for no particular reason. He stopped just short of Astarion. His ears were forward. His tail flicked lightly from side to side. 

Astarion regarded him levelly with his 'I know what you're doing and I know you think you're being clever about it but you're not' expression. Then, as if granting a boon, he deigned to rub his forehead gently against the underside of Staeve's chin.

Staeve took this as the invitation that it was and pressed back, much more enthusiastic and honest in his delight at the contact. Which in turn gave Astarion an excuse and space to do what he wanted and enjoy it.

They were always very dear to watch together. Whatever form they took. In about a minute they were curled over each other on the ground and Staeve was industriously grooming Astarion's head.

Halsin let this go on for as long as he could. But the shadows were lengthening, and they were very close to the Shadowlands, and he was out of spell slots, and the rogues were currently housecats.

"It is getting late, dear ones," he said softly. 

Astarion twitched at the interruption, and Staeve licked him three times along the neck and chest in a soothing way. Then they disentangled from each other and padded over to Halsin.

Halsin picked up Staeve, but he knelt down and laid his arm on the ground so that Astarion could climb up and find what perch he wanted by himself. They did both end up in his arms. Staeve was tired and quite ready to be carried, and Astarion didn't want to be out of contact with him.

As Halsin walked through the woods with an armfull of cat, Staeve started to purr again. It was really the most marvelous sound. A soothing distillation of satisfaction and care. Almost enough to tempt one away from being a bear.

Astarion did not purr. Some cats didn't. Or purred only very rarely. But Astarion did, at one point, look up at Halsin and blink his bright red eyes very slowly. 

And that was a precious thing.

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[gramophoneturtle]

"Shut Up Father!!"

Chisa is annoyed at Father. Probably about a cat. So she uses her scarf to wrap up Father's mouth so he can't go on and on and on about cats…

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Cozy Rain 🌧

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Fic Finder

Nov 16th

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1. Hi there! I'm looking for this fic that I thought I'd bookmarked, but I tragically had not. The premise is Wei Wuxian is asked to watch a class of baby Lan junior disciples when the teacher is pulled away, much to Lan Qiren's dismay. He's left watching them for much longer than Lan Qiren intended and ends up really helping the students, particularly one little kid who hadn't been able to develop his core very well yet. They go outside to test throwing snowballs with wind talismans and the kids all leave with more confidence in themselves. Lan Qiren is able to be convinced to let Wei Wuxian keep helping out with the baby juniors. @lucky-cat-13

FOUND? 🔒 Something Yet to Learn by Glitterbombshell (T, 16k, WangXian, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Light Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Fluff, [Podfic] Joy In the Midst of These Things Series by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets))

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2. Hey, I am searching for two fanfics.

(A) One in which I think wangxian are broken up or could be that LWJ died cause all I remember is that WWX obsessively draws LWJ's ears cause he couldn't remember how they looked and that it ended on a happy note also I think it was a modern verse but not quite sure .

(B) And in the second one all I know is that wangxian are strangers who bury a body together and that one of them probably LWJ was the one who helped WWX do so and that they were in a forest and it was night time and was a oneshot I think under 20k words.

Thankyou!

2A)

FOUND! you'll always know me (ana_cp) by anaphoricae (E, 127k, wangxian, modern, Actor WWX, Teacher LWJ, Getting Back Together, Exes to Lovers, is it exes to lovers if you never quite defined your relationship?, Angst with a Happy Ending, LWJ being cute with children alert, WWX rides a motorcycle, LWJ writes as a hobby, Back hugs as a love language, Sharing Food as a Love Language) Another one where WWX isn't exactly an idol (he's a famous actor) and LWJ knows him from before he was famous, so maybe not exactly what they're looking for, but a great story nonetheless.

2B)

FOUND!🔒The inherent romanticism of hiding a body together by Aki_no_hikari (T, 4k, WangXian, First Meetings, Love at First Sight, Modern, Corpse Desecration, Corpse Disposal, Pigs, dark Wangxian)

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3. Hi! Thank you for the work you do. Could you please help me find this fic? It's set during the 14 years wwx is dead, focusing on lwj and his sect-- it has some great OCs with lwjs younger cousins who adore him, and specifically question the rules because of his punishment. Lwj also gets migranes? I think it's in progress, but not sure. Thank you!

FOUND? Run Off The World by Sapphire_Roses (M, 316k, wangxian, XuanLi, SongXiao, WIP, Not Everyone Dies AU, Canon Divergence, Wen Remnants Live, Flashbacks, YLLZ WWX, WWX Creates a Sect | Yiling Wei Sect, Sect Leader WWX, Married WangXian, OCs, POV Outsider, Morally Grey Characters, (Do Take That Tag Seriously), Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Family Feels, Developing Friendships, Fluff, Attempt at Humor, Yunmeng Siblings Feels, Gusu Siblings Feels, Sibling Bonding, Pining, Character Study, Tenderness, Mild Smut, POV Alternating, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, Minor Character Death) remind me of Run Off The World by Sapphire_Roses, specifically chapter 38 but in this, Wei Wuxian is alive

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4. Looking for fanfic where Lan Zhan is grieving and the rest of the Lan Clan regret whipping him and are trying to help him survive. I read it a few weeks ago go but forgot to bookmark it.

LAN xichen also bring in Yuan to visit lan zhan as he is healing to motivate him to heal quicker.

But any recommendations about angsty lan zhan * Wei ying in general is appreciated. @wildcat12

All that is solid melts into air by huxiyi (T, 18k, WangXian, Angst with a Happy Ending, Growing Old Together, Breaking Up & Making Up, Post-Canon, Character Study, Getting Back Together)

🔒 Traditions of Grief by ReleasedFromHisCage (Not Rated, 574, WangXian, Angst, Grief/Mourning, Hurt No Comfort, Canon Compliant)

to remember names of plants series by detention_notes (T, 8k, Diary/Journal, Character Study, WWX’s canonical humor as deflection, WQ is a lesbian, Friendship, Parenthood, Pining, thinly-veiled anger and fear, small moments of hope, planning for uncertain futures, is this angst?, gentle angst, Reminiscing, Found Family, Parenthood, Reminiscing, Pining, Grief/Mourning, Epistolary, Healing, Childhood, Love, LWJ’s single parenthood, how to love a memory, how to raise the next generation, Canonical Character Death, Yearning, LWJ’s concentrated stream-of-consciousness emotions, Bittersweet, Hopeful Ending)

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5. Hello, I have a request.

Wei Ying survived the first siege of burial mounds but his soul was shattered and he was the kind of child who needs to be watched and lan wangji takes him to the cloud recesses to care for him and at some point wei ying keeps trying to hurt himself or die and as for lan wangji he keeps on taking care for him for 13 years until wei ying successfully killed himself and got summon in mo xuanyu body. @lanwuxian0725

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6. I am back again, please, you are wonderful, i need help finding another fic. (One day i will start logging the titles of fics I love.) I know the plot, but all my keyword/tag searches have been unsuccessful. So, For a Fic Finder: It's a modern (no magic) fic set just as we went into full pandemic lock down. (It may have been set in Canada - but I'm not positive on that detail.) Wei Ying is an artist--a painter, and he lives with Lan Zhan, who (i think) teaches music. They are friends but not yet a couple at the fic's start. A big plot point is Wei Ying has a setious unspecified auto-immune disease (i recall one symptom was painfully swollen joints) that is debilitating when it flares up. It also means he has to stay strictly home due to his immune system being compromised. Let's see...Lan Zhan has bunnies and as he gets really depressed during lock down, he uses his hefty trust fund to shop online for increasingly ridiculous/expensive stuff (think stuff like jeweled bunny water bowls from Tiffany and Cartier). Eventually, Wei Ying and Lan Zhan confess & get together. The only thing after that, that is sad, is how much they both miss LZ's son, A-Yuan. A-Yuan & Jingyi are at university and initially stay with Jiang Yanli when campus shuts down. Wei Ying thinks that they won't be able to come home for break as planned, because they don't want to risk Wri Ying getting covid. But the ending of the fic is both boys secretly super quarantine themselves and then borrow a car and drive the long road home. A-Yuan was adopted by Lan Zhan and at the very end he calls Wei Ying "Dad," which is a huge deal to Wei Ying.

If someone can find this. I will be so grateful! @emrinalex

FOUND! A Bad of Nibs (Nibs are Bad) by Enk (M, 17k, WangXian, Quarantine, Slice of Life, Friends to Lovers, Chronic Illness, Chronic Pain, Fluff and Angst, Mild Sexual Content, Found Family, Vague Canadian Location, JYL Lives)

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7. Fic finder please! I mostly remember WWX as the final girl trope and it was listed in the tags. It was kind of a horror and mystery story where his mother was killed by serial killer? And JGY was helping them? There were shoes involved. And nhs and WWX get caught and have to fight xy and escape. then LWJ has some kind of ghost gift and comes to find them. It was so good and I can’t remember the title to find it to read again! 😭😭😭

FOUND! Post Mortem by Cataclysmic_Calamity (E, 178k, WangXian, Psychological Horror, Modern, friends with benefits, they’re both fucked up but they love each other so much, Slow Burn Mystery, Unnegotiated Kink, Dom/sub, Anal Sex, Consensual Non-Consent, Stalking, Drug Addiction, Serial Killers, in WWX’s desire to critique the ‘final girl’ trope he accidentally becomes one, Angst with a Happy Ending, meta commentary on the horror and true crime genres)

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8. Hi I was wondering if you all could help me find a fic? It was a modern au where WWX was a spy and had to break up with LWJ but he ends up getting injured and breaks into LWJ’s place to bleed out on his couch after not seeing him for years. I know LWJ was a surgeon or at least a doctor in the fic and that Lan Yuan shows up as a kid LWJ meets at the hospital. Wen Qing and Lan Xichen are also in it from what I recall. Thank you for all that you guys do! @peerlessplantma

FOUND? 8 sounds like a deleted fic by scarletmoontears called empty space beside me? Currently unfinished at about 26K words

I could've sworn i was subscribed to updates but it's not in my subscriptions, I think this is a WIP?

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9. Hi! I have yet another fic that I can't remember the name of. It was on AO3

What I remember: Wangxian were immortals who are living in the modern age (Modern AU). Wei Ying lives as a famous actor, Jiang Ying, where his fans regularly know that he is a troll --- Wei Ying tends to tweet. There was this whole thing where a fan brought up how Wei Ying looks like this old legend story Wei WuXian and Wei Ying actually responds to the comment online and confirms it to be true. No one takes it seriously bc well they know Wei Ying is a prankster. (This ofc, is the time that Wei Ying is NOT lying)

TLDR: wangxian immortals, modern AU, on AO3, Wei Ying is a famous actor under name Jiang Ying

THANKS! Much love! @chenqingmagic

NOT FOUND! ridiculous future bullshit Series by sami (T, 93k, WangXian, XiChengQing, Future Fic, in theory it follows on from an au, specifically The Same Moon Shines Series, in actuality I’m not committing to this that hard, Humour, immortals through history, Modern AU, Sort Of, University, outsider pov, Pride, Chaos Gremlin WWX)

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10. hey!

first up, thank you so much for doing— personally, it bugs so much when i can't find the fics i love! there's a modern-setting fic, where wwx is a cultivation shop owner hiding from the jins, on the low— and a birthday night gets stuck in a time loop, and same happens to lwj. could you plsss help me find this??? i've been trying since a couple of days now, but.. 😅

FOUND? see you yesterday by glyphic (M, 138k, WIP, WangXian, Modern with Magic, Ghost Hunters, Time Loop, Case Fic, Hurt/Comfort, Memory Loss, Angst with a Happy Ending, Slow Burn)

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11. Hello! Love this blog for all the fics its given me <3! I'm looking for a fic where Wei Wuxian is left behind during the fall of Lotus Pier,, Jiang Cheng still escapes with his mom, but that's all I can remember. Any help I can get will be appreciated!!

11 seems familiar to me although I can't remember whether madam yu also escaped with jc or not. It was probably a wwx birthday project WIP which I'm sure was in my bookmarks. But I can't find it now, I can see a mystery work when searching with specific tags which could be it but again I'm not sure

FOUND? Every time you fall by Nillegible (T, 9k, JFM/YZY, WangXian, JC & WWX, WIP, Fix-It, Canon Divergence, Fall of Lotus PIer)

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12. Hi!! I'm looking for a college au fic where lan wangji is selectively mute and comunicates though sign language and meets wwx ( jc and jyl) who know sign language because madame yu is deaf. Wangxian meet at a coffee shop whe wwx works! Thank for all the great work you do! @kavlobebeki

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13. Hi! There was this fic that I was reading a while ago but lost… do you think you could find it? I believe it was a teen wangxian fic, cloud recesses arc. Wwx is teasing Lwj in the library pavilion like usual, but pretty much freezes because it’s storming outside. It was then revealed that wwx’s fear of storms came from his fear of lightning, which of course stems from his trauma related to madam Yu.

FOUND? Thunderstorm in the Library Pavilion by ZamaShines (M, 22k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Cloud Recesses Study Arc, Hurt/Comfort, Bad Parent YZY, Abusive YZY, Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Whipping, Astraphobia, phobia - thunder, Thunderstorms, Panic Attacks, WWX Has Self-Esteem Issues, WWX Needs a Hug, and gets the hug, Good Sibling JC, Good Uncle LQR, Angst with a Happy Ending, Fix-It of Sorts)

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14. Hello! There was a fic a while back. Wei Ying and the wen Remnants were in Gusu. But while Lan Zhan was away the elders put Wei Ying on trial, silenced him and whipped him? His siblings show up right at the end and he's barely hanging on. I don't think it was ever finished, but it was good and I have a craving to read it again.Thank you! @loremipsumflotsamandjetsam

i think i have seen it, possibly a thread fic on twt? Maybe with WY being a prisoner in the Lan sect and A-Yuan stays with him, LZ does not know him and hates him but then gets to know and understand him better? And then he leaves CR for some time and JGY of SS possibly do something to make WY seem guilth and whipped so when LZ returns he is livid and proclaims marriage? But sadly i don't remember who's fic that was :( Though i don't remember WY's sibs being there, so maybe that's another one. Also in the one i read WY wakes up after the whipping and finds out LQR and LZ cared for A-Yuan during blackout… It was an interesting one anyway

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15. Hi, for the next ficfinder: there was this fic that said in what I think were the author notes that wwx thought he was lazy but turns out he's just depressed and I can't find it ☹️

FOUND? Polishing Jade by Starra (M, 252k, WangXian, Arranged Marriage, Modern AU, Awkward Dates, Slice of Life, Most likely OOCness, Falling In Love, Everyone Needs A Hug, Loneliness, Feelings Realization, Drinking to Cope, Implied/Referenced Abuse, Angst with a Happy Ending, Implied/Referenced Suicide, slow-ish build, Might not be slow enough for some people my bad, The real Slow Build is how long it takes for them to actually get married, Eventual Cohabitation)

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16. Hello 🐇💙 Looking for one of the many canon divergence fics where the Wens and WWX end up at Lotus Pier instead of, you know, dead. The one specific identifying detail I can provide is WWX being in chronic pain from the core removal and WQ trying to figure out a way to help him. At least one instance of WWX trying to hide/downplay the pain and basically collapsing before he accepts the help. @linderel

Alas, this is a good fic but not the one I'm looking for! Pretty sure the one I want has WQ sticking WWX with acupuncture needles for pain management, and WWX actually experiences flare-ups of acute pain (and no it's not RoseThorne's fic either, they are definitely at LP not BM)

NOT FOUND 🔒 if you’re leaving baby let me down slowly by ravenditefairylights (M, 36k, WangXian, XuanLi, Past MingXian, Canon Divergence, Golden Core Reveal, Implied/Referenced Sex, Miscommunication, Somebody Lives/Not Everyone Dies, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Twin Prides of Yúnmèng Dynamics, Hurt WWX, Mutual Pining, Unreliable Narrator, Self-Esteem Issues, Twin Prides of Yúnmèng Feels, Protective Siblings, Trauma, Slightly dubious consent, courtesy of drunk sex, Inventor WWX, Genius WWX, Phoenix Mountain, Chronic Pain, Getting Together, Fix-It of Sorts, One Braincell Trio, PTSD) WQ gets really upset before WWX will accept her help, but I think the only time WWX collapses in the fic is because of a panic attack, so it doesn't match exactly

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17. Hi! I’m looking for a fic where Wei wuxian comes back as mo xuanyu and goes to pier. He pretends to be a woman and goes to gusu with Jiang Cheng, Lan wangji meets Wei wuxian pretending to be a woman and starts to fall in love. Lan xichen notices and talks to him because everyone thinks Wei wuxian and jiang cheng are dating and he doesn’t want his brother’s heart to break again. There was also a big meeting between sects where someone asks how many kids Wei wuxian and jiang cheng want to have, Wei wuxian answers but Jiang cheng says he wants none and everyone’s shocked before Jiang cheng reveals that Wei wuxian is his heir and not his lover.when everyone goes to yiling city Wei wuxian is forced to use some demonic cultivation but isn’t caught and all the juniors love him for being his cool and mischievous self. I’d be so grateful for any help in finding this fic! @sentient-halloween-candy

FOUND! By Any Other Name by ShanaStoryteller (Not Rated, 31k, Wangxian, Canon Divergence, Crossdressing, Misunderstandings, Identity Porn, Identity reveal)

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18. Re-submitting this in the hopes that someone might know this since it wasn't found last time 😞

About the fic:

It's been a long time since I read this one, so it's an older fic (at least more than 3-4 years ago). It was centred around MDZS as a story with Jiang Wanyin as the MC and YLZ as the villain. Our main characters had a whole fandom around it, where LWJ is a famous author and WWX a not-very-popular artist who drew fanart of the most hated character in the book "Yiling Laozu" (I think he was an artist, could also be a fellow writer).

I remember there was lot of fandom discourse about WWX and his choice of character to support and how YLZ was always jealous of JWY and did actually maliciously cause everything he was accused of in this alternate MDZS canon. Then, suddenly, LWJ + WWX end up pairing up for a fandom event (a big bang or smth similar), and WWX has the idea of a story where canon divergence occurs and YLZ is a good person instead (like actual canon) and LWJ agrees to write for it.

This was as far as I had read for it. From I remember it was a WIP. Thanks <3 @indelibleme

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19. hi I wanted to ask for this fic

i most prob found this fic under jealous lan wangji fics on ao3 but I can't seem to find it any longer

basically wwx was goading lwj tht he might mess w someone else and lwj said there's gonna be no one else for the rest of ur life

and also lwj got kinda horny mad and fucked wwx in an alley and i think all of this took place in an alley

if u find it or not ,still tysm

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20. Hi! Im looking for a fic, and i Think its a one-shot. Its starts (I think) that they are at a banquet, and Wei Ying is looking at a forhead ribbion, he has in is wrist, and then he hear, I tink it Lan Xichen, asking him where he got it from, and he tells them its from a childhood friend. And when they tell them is Lan Zhans ribbon, he goes in denail. They havent met in the cloud resses study arce at that time. Hope you acn find it! And sorry english is not my first language! @misswinchester1967

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[thanksbutno98]

What You Deserve

John Price x fem!reader OC

Authors Note: So I was writing part two of the fic where Indy gets kidnapped and got side tracked by this idea. I still have multiple things in the works so hopefully I’ll be getting more stuff out quickly! Please be patient 😅

Warnings: sexual harassment, unwanted groping, swearing, mentions of violence, blood, bullying, not edited.

Summary: Once again John Price finds himself in the headmasters office due to one of his children facing expulsion.

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“Mr. Price, thank you for joining us.”

Entering the large office the smell of oak and leather polish hung in the air. Headmaster Taylor was sat at his large mahogany desk, elbow resting on the shiny surface, with his name placard sat in front of him proudly on display. The ostentatious desk had a pile of neatly stacked papers off to the side and a single pen that looked to be just as expensive as the watch John wore.

Mr. Taylor was an older gentleman who was clearly approaching his seventies. It was obvious due to the sunken wrinkles on his forehead and the prominent crows feet by his auburn eyes. He had a wisp of grey hair that was combed over his shiny head and pale skin that looked almost sickly; it was decorated in age spots on his neck and forehead. Mr. Taylor wore a tweed olive suit that fit just right and had a maroon pocket square neatly folded and put in place.

John immediately felt underdressed, showing up in military grade camouflage trousers and an army green t-shirt neatly tucked in. His dusty boots had no business stepping foot on this expensive ruby red rug. If he had time to go home and change he would have but unfortunately he had gotten the call from his daughter’s school while on base. He awkwardly had to excuse himself from a briefing to come deal with whatever Evelyn got herself into now. John wished he could have had you come instead but you were too busy with your own work to be able to step away.

John couldn’t help but sigh heavily seeing his fifteen year old daughter sat with her arms crossed over her chest and that signature scowl she inherited from you. Evelyn was dressed in her school uniform and had her powder pink book bag tossed haphazardly on the floor beside her.

Beside Evelyn to her left was an empty chair meant for John. About three feet away were two more wooden chairs occupied by a man about John’s age and another student.

When John received the call while on base that his daughter was involved in a fist fight at school he wasn’t sure if he should be surprised or not. Evelyn was a spit fire who never backed down. Hell, Jj learned at a young age getting into a scrap with her would end up with him having a bloody nose or a bite mark that would last for days. The girl fought dirty and John wasn’t sure if he should be proud or scold her for it.

The most shocking aspect of entering the headmasters office was the fact the person Evelyn had gotten into a fist fight with was a boy her age or maybe a few years older. John had imagined a cat fight with hair pulling and cursing about some boy they wouldn’t give a damn about in two years. John took in the sight of the young man with wavy black hair, reddish pale skin, and built like a linebacker. The most notable feature was the ice pack pressed to the boys nose and the dried blood that decorated the cloth it was held in. It seemed to have dripped down his white uniform button up shirt, showing just how hard Evelyn hit him.

The boy looked like a deer in head lights seeing that the girl he pissed off had a dad in the military who looked like he could rip his arms off and beat him with them. John liked that he had that effect, the boy looked like he was about to piss his pants.

Next to the young man was who John assumed to be the boys father. He looked angrier than John thought appropriate and was shooting daggers at John’s little girl. This man too had black wavy hair with a shiny bald spot right in the back and a similar complexion.

“What’s this all about.” John asked sounding almost defeated. He had to admit raising teenagers was significantly harder than when his children were younger. Whoever told him the teenage phase was easier lied to him.

“I’ll tell you what happened! You’re heathen of a daughter broke my sons nose!” The words were venomous and accusatory.

The unnamed man turned abruptly in his chair to face John who was still standing by the door he had just shut. The man’s arm was outstretched and pointing straight at Evelyn. It was all a bit dramatic for John so he cocked an eyebrow and looked at the man as if he were pathetic. The look clearly riled up the man even more and John swore he saw him turn a shade of red.

“Now, Mr. Smith-“

“Yeah and he bloody deserved it! He got what was coming to him!” Evelyn shouted right back not intimidated at all by the man John’s age. Her father’s presence seemed to have given her some courage, before John had gotten there she had refused to speak.

“Okay, enough.” John said calmly bringing his hand out slightly to signal Evelyn to cool it and sitting in the chair next to hers.

Evelyn looked at John with frustration and he could see a wildfire blazing in her icy eyes. In that moment John knew the boy got off pretty light with a broken nose considering the rage his daughter was holding back. Evelyn looked like the spitting image of you when you were ready to tear someone to shreds and John appreciated that your tenacity had rubbed off on the girl.

“Mr. Price, your daughter has assaulted Leo and now both are facing suspension or even expulsion unless we can come to an understating.” The squirly like tone of Mr. Taylors voice only seemed to add to the tension in the room.

“Why, the hell is my boy facing anything!? He was attacked! Sucker punched, by that disgusting-“ Mr. Smith was interrupted by John’s thick and commanding voice as it rumbled from the depth of his chest. He tried not to yell in this man’s face, although his patience was running thin.

“I suggest you watch your mouth. That’s my daughter you’re talking about and I’ll show you exactly where she learned how to punch if you insult her one more time.” John was confident yet calm as he spoke; but his threat was sincere. A dead silence enveloped the room as the gravity of one parent threatening another sunk in.

“We can’t have you threatening another parent Mr. Price!” Mr. Taylor sputtered out, exasperated.

“How about you tell me what happened Evie? And then I can determine if a threat is necessary.” John completely ignored the headmasters correction to his behavior, going as far as to physically wave him off.

Turning, John gave his daughter his undivided attention and motioned with his right hand for her to tell her side. She turned her attention from glaring at the headmaster to her father, arms still crossed over her chest and eyebrows knit together.

“Leo thinks it’s funny to grope the girls in my year whenever he pleases. He’s done it countless times and we’ve all complained about it. So he slipped his hand under my skirt and grabbed my ass and then went to grab my chest. So I broke his nose.” Evelyn said calmly looking John in the eyes. She then leaned forward so she could look Leo dead in the eyes as she spoke again.

“It’s what you deserve and I’d do it again. You slimy little pricked twat.” John swore he could hear himself speaking as his daughter opened her mouth and chose to insult the boy. It made it easier not to blow his lid since his daughter was doing the shit talking for him.

John’s mustache twitched as he held himself together. Swallowing the rage of hearing his daughter recount being sexually harassed and choosing to stay calm. This was where he needed to lead by example and show his eldest daughter restraint can get results a lot quicker than allowing one’s temper to take over. It was something he had learned through his job but mostly was taught to him by you.

Shaking his head John waved his hand again signaling Evelyn to stop with the foul language and she did. There was no doubt in her mind her father had her back and now was the part she got to sit back and watch the show.

“What is wrong with you!” The boys father erupted only to be cut off by Evelyn.

“Your precisions little off spring is a pervert that’s what’s wrong!” Evelyn shouted right back.

“Enough, Evie.” John spoke firmly then patted his daughter shoulder and lightly guided her to sit back in her chair. His calmness was somewhat alarming to Evelyn. She honestly thought her father would freak out and go on a war path after finding out what happened.

“Mr. Taylor it’s obvious this girl is violent and that’s encouraged by her father. Leo said he didn’t do anything only asked this girl on a date. Which I don’t see why a low class girl caught his attention but that’s beside the point. There’s no proof of what she’s accusing him of. I want her expelled. And she’s lucky we don’t call the police for assault!” Mr. Smith ended his tangent with a threat that officially had John’s blood boiling. For a split second John imagined picking up his chair and smashing it over the guy. But chose not to. Instead he stayed calm and collected and would fantasize about beating the guy senseless instead.

“Listen, if you want to get the police involved, so be it. We’ll have to make a report of sexual harassment on school grounds. Evie, those girls willing to give statements?” John glanced at his daughter who shook her head adamantly.

“Absolutely.” Evelyn continued to stare down the headmaster who seemed to be catching on to what John was getting at.

“Good, so we’ll have multiple witnesses corroborating your statement. We’ll also be filing a report against you Mr. Taylor for attempting to expel a student who was only defending herself when being inappropriately groped under your watch. I’ll also mention how you have done little to help facilitate this conversation. A complaint like that’s going to cause a lot of trouble considering you’re being reviewed soon?” John smacked his knees and stood, his threats being subtle yet clear as day.

“W-wait! We can speak about this Mr. Price. There’s no need to uproot a young man’s life for a small mistake!” Mr. Taylor stood, his rolling chair knocking into the windowsill behind him. He knew just how far the word of a man in the military could go. John motioned with his head for Evelyn to follow and she was quick to grab her school bag and follow behind her father.

She shot a smug grin to Leo and his father who were both gobsmacked at the turn of events.

“There’s nothing to speak on Mr. Taylor. An apology to my daughter is in order and at the very least suspension is due to the young man. Although I suggest expulsion. Not that my daughter hasn’t already taught him a lesson but still, it’s best he have this on his academic record. That way universities know just the kind of sexual misconduct to expect. And I’m quite positive they won’t want a liability like him walking around and neither should you.” John smiled politely and opened the door for him and his daughter. He paused for a second and added one last thing.

“And expect a call from my wife. She’ll be a lot less pleasant to speak with.” John left with a smug grin after taking Evelyn’s pink school bag so she didn’t have to carry it.

Stepping out of the headmasters office John’s mind wandered back to the day he pulled Jj out of his school back when he was a little boy. No part of John wanted to uproot his little girl but keeping her in an environment like this didn’t sit well. John was quick to turn to his daughter who now stood just above his shoulder. Taking his right hand he placed it on Evelyns shoulder and looked at her through his eyebrows. The smug look from before had washed off his face and been replaced by worry.

“Are you okay?” John asked quietly as to not draw anymore attention from the secretary who was clearly trying her best not to listen in.

“Yeah. Just upset someone grabbed me like that and I was made to feel like it was my fault.” Evelyn’s gaze was cast off to the side, a pink tint warming her cheeks having to discuss something like this with her father. She would much prefer to talk to you about this and was looking forward to your advice later.

“You did the right thing and hopefully that ‘little pricked twat’ will think twice before messing with you or any other girl.” John used Evelyn’s own insult to hopefully difuse some of the tension and it did. Her face cracked into a small smile and she quickly and roughly stepped forward to hug her dad around his middle. John chuckled and wrapped his not so little girl up in a hug and placed a quick kiss to the top of her head.

“C’mon let’s go catch that movie you’ve been going on about. You can get whatever you want for snacks.” John kept his arm around Evelyn for a moment longer as they made their way out of the building and to his car.

“Toss some peanut m&m’s into the popcorn?” Evelyn asked and got an approving nod from John.

His anger and disgust could wait for now. He’d get it all off his chest once he got home to you. Right now he needed to turn things around for his daughter and reward her for kicking ass.

“Thanks dad. Think mums going to freak when we tell her?” They both knew the answer was yes but still it brought smiles to both their faces imagining your reaction.

“Oh, absolutely! She’ll probably get a kick out of it too.” John deeply chuckled as he opened the passenger side door of his truck for Evelyn.

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“Did he cry!?” Lily let out a gasp as both her hands came and smacked the dinner table causing everyone’s plates to clang against the wood. She was now kneeling in her chair sapphire eyes locked on her big sister who she idolized.

You and John shared an amused look seeing how cool Lily thought her big sister was for standing up to a bully. John grabbed your hand under the table and squeezed it gently as you two shared similar wishes. This made you hopeful that Lily would be able to stand up for herself since she too was facing bullies at school but on a more consistent level.

It was currently dinner time in the Price household and you were all gathered around the kitchen table. John was sitting at the head of it with you to his right and Jj to his left. Next to Jj was Evelyn and across from her was their youngest sibling, Lily. Everyone had changed out of their work/school clothes into comfy lounge attire.

You were in leggings and John’s crew neck sweatshirt while he wore a matching one only his was black while yours was green. John had on grey sweat pants and Jj was dressed similarly only he had on dark blue plaid pajama pants. Evelyn was wearing a teal t-shirt and sleep shorts since you all planned to watch a movie together after dinner.

“Like a wuss.” Evelyn was playing up the dramatics seeing how enthralled her little sister was. A loud high pitched giggle erupted from Lily as she then brought her fists up as if she were boxing.

Lily was now nine and still looked like John. She had the same freckle on her nose, thick eyebrows, and chestnut brown hair. Her hair naturally had a beach wave to it and was freshly trimmed into a longer pixie cut, almost a bob, just how she liked. The strands came down just past the nape of her neck and she kept her bangs long enough they reached her jaw line. She would pin them back with a gold snap clip like she had tonight.

Lily was dressed is a loose knit, plum colored sweater and black leggings. She had on crazy socks that were teal blue and had tacos on them. Funky socks were her thing and John liked to joke her socks were louder than she could ever be.

It was true. Lily still to this day was a shy girl outside of the house. Hiding behind you or John if an unknown adult tried to speak to her. She even had trouble reading aloud in class. It was hard for you to see how painfully shy your youngest daughter was at times but John had the hardest time with it. Trying his hardest to help Lily break out of her shell which usually resulted in tears and bouts of resentment. It never lasted long since John usually broke into a softy seeing his youngest in distress.

But within the comfort of your home, Lily was loud, witty, silly, and an all round goofball. She was the only one who could get John to do things that normally would embarrass him beyond belief. Whether that be making up a cool new dance together or playing pretend and having John be the princess Lily was trying to save from the dungeons (John’s basement office.) John would never admit it to anyone that on multiple occasions he had worn a tiara while doing paper work just to appease his youngest daughter.

“Gave him a swift crack to the nose!” Lily bellowed throwing a punch, pretending to shadow box. In her haste she accidently punched your glass of water over and it slid forward knocking into Johns plate and spilling the contents straight onto it, water logging his dinner.

John blankly stared down at his half eaten dinner seeing how the water began to tint brown from the gravy. His potatoes and steak were ruined and all he could do was sigh heavily.

“Sorry!” Lily quickly exclaimed, practically climbing on you and grabbing the cup. She then took her napkin to start mopping up the mess but you guided her back into her seat with a chuckle.

“I’ve got it, eat your food and leave the punching to your sister.” You laughed through the words, petting Lily’s hair before cleaning up the spill.

“You’re on the other side of the table! How do you alway manage to ruins dad’s food.” Jj, now 17, was cackling at the mishap then coughing violently from inhaling bits of his food.

It was true that Lily had an unfortunate tendency to ruin whatever John was eating. From laughing so hard she whacked his icecream cone straight to the dirt or bringing him his dinner downstairs in his office only to trip and spill it all over the rug. She got her clumsiness from you and would get quite bashful due to it.

“I’m sorry, have mine.” Lily picked up her plate trying to had it down the table for John. The contents began to slip forward but Evelyn was quick enough to snatch the plate before Lily spilled it all over you.

“Such a clutz” Evelyn teased putting Lily’s plate back.

“It’s okay, your mum made extra.” John paused and looked at you.

“Right?” He asked.

“It’s by the stove.” You smiled, as John quickly got up to toss the ruined food and get more. You pinched his bottom when no one was looking, admiring the way his sweat pants hugged him perfectly.

“Think you’ll be able to stand up to those girls picking on you? If Evie can do it so can you.” Jj asked Lily who instantly became quiet.

“I don’t wanna talk about it.” She whispered and went back to eating. Her chipper mood vanished as if she had a bucket of ice water poured over her.

“Lil, you gotta stand up for yourself at some point.” Jj tried to reason but it fell on deaf ears.

“Leave your sister be.” You said softly to Jj who backed off seeing how quickly his youngest sister shut down. You chose to ignore Evelyn rolling her eyes at your comment.

“Jj’s right you gotta stand up for yourself or it’ll keep happening. Just don’t break their nose unless they touch you first or else mum will have a freak out.” Evelyn tried to get her sister back to being involved but Lily stayed quiet and pushed her food around her plate.

“Evelyn, stop.” You said a little more firmly.

“Might do Lily some good to punch a bully in the face. Might just find yourself a shiny new backbone.” John looked at Lily expectantly as he sat back down with his fresh plate of food.

That seemed to be enough for the nine year old who huffed and shoved her chair backwards. Lily grabbed her plate and stormed over to the kitchen sink, where she put it gently and then stomped her way out of the kitchen. Jj and Evelyn were whispering about how dramatic she was being only to be hushed by you.

“Oi, I didn’t say you could leave the dinner table.” John called after her, looking down the hall but still cutting into his steak.

“M-my shiny new b-backbone said I-I could.” Lily could barely get the words out as she sprinted up the stairs crying.

“Nice one.” You mumbled with a sigh. Then getting up and going after your youngest.

“What did I do?” John said in utter disbelief, eyes trained on you as you sauntered out of the room.

“You’re all to blame.” You hissed over your shoulder only to be met with blank expression from your teenagers.

“Well, we’re in for it.” Jj sighed out.

“Yeah, but dad’s the most in trouble.” Evelyn’s snide remark had John pointing his fork that had a piece of steak on it at her.

“Watch yourself.”

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“Mr. Price thank you for joining us.”

Rain beat against the window pains of the small office as John entered. It smelled of lemon and breakfast tea. It was bright and neatly organized. The headteachers desk was a standard one, nothing fancy but filled with small plants that were well manicured and trinkets from past students.

John entered the headteachers office of his youngest daughter’s primary school with a heavy sigh. Two times in one week he had been called to pick up one of his daughters for fighting at school. Once again he was dressed in his cargo pants and a t-shirt that was neatly tucked in. Only this time he didn’t feel out of place. He couldn’t helped but wonder what the odds people on base believed him that he had a family emergency twice in one week.

The headteacher Mrs. Talbot was a very sweet no nonsense woman. She had ringlet jet black curls that went just past her shoulders and an olive complexion. She was young and new to the school but had done amazing fundraisers and events for the students. You and John both liked her a lot compared the previous headteacher.

Upon entering John noticed a mother and daughter were sat next to one another in two chairs off to the right. He recalled the woman from one of the bake sales you helped set up but couldn’t remember her name.

Lily on the other hand was sat in a chair with a vacant one to her left much like Evelyn had been a few days prior. Only this time Lily was the one with a bloody nose and ice pack pressed to it.

“Darling, are you okay? What happened?” John tried not to sound frantic as he made his way over to his youngest daughter quickly. He ignored the mother and daughter sitting side by side. The mothers name came to John in and instant. It was Clara, she looked remorseful while her daughter seemed upset beyond belief. The little girls face was twisted into a scowl and she had her cheeks puffed out, looking like they may just burst.

Squatting in front of Lily, John pulled her hand away to assess the damage. Lily’s nose was red, there was little swelling but didn’t look like it was broken. John could see she had been crying from how puffy her eyes were and her cheeks were still tear stained.

“What happened?” John demanded. Looking over his shoulder at the Mrs. Talbot who too shared his frustrated sentiment.

“Lily why don’t you tell your father.” Mrs. Talbot advised only to be met with Lily shaking her head ‘no.’

“Lily.” John said a bit forcefully making his daughter’s sapphire eyes go wide. She hated being scolded in any form but especially by John. Gulping down the insecurities she was feeling, Lily spoke softly.

“Susie snatched my comic book during lunch. I told her to stop, I swear I did. Then she knocked my lunch on the ground, squished my book in the mess, then poured my milk on it. Mum packed me a jam sandwich so my new books ruined. I said I’d break her nose if she didn’t stop like Evie told me to.” Lily then sighed deeply, almost seeming embarrassed by the last thing she had to say.

“So she punched me in the nose instead. Told me that’s what I get for trying to act tough.” The defeated expression Lily wore had John feeling even more sorry for his baby girl. Her lip quivered as she recounted the events during lunch trying her best not to burst out into tears again.

Even when she tried to stand up for herself she still got knocked down a peg. To be honest John was proud to even hear Lily spoke up for herself since that wasn’t like the young girl at all. But now he was scared that she would think standing up for herself would result in a punch to the face.

“Oh, Lily.” John sighed out still inspecting her bloodied nose. His large hand cradle her face for a moment scanning over her features feeling nothing but worry for her.

“Are you okay?” John followed up.

“Yeah, Evie hits harder.” Lily hiccuped.

They both thought back to the time Evelyn accidentally elbowed Lily in the nose while he and Lily tickled her. Lily’s nose had gushed blood much like it did earlier that day.

John turned his attention to Clara who was wringing her hands and watching them with apprehension. The disgusted look John gave her had her immediately apologizing. Waving her hands almost frantically as if that would help the situation.

“This will never happen again. I’m so sorry Lily, and Susie is too. Right?” The apologetic tone turned snappy as she silently told her daughter to apologize to Lily.

“No.” Susie spoke indignantly and avoided the gaze of all the adults.

With a heavy sigh John took a seat next to Lily and watched carefully as the headteacher mulled over the events. It was taking a lot of John’s self control not to flip out that his baby had gotten socked in the face; seeing that she was alright was the only thing keeping him calm. He also knew if he started shouting it would only further upset Lily.

“Susie, why don’t you like Lily? She’s a very kind girl even your teacher says she never gets in trouble and keeps to herself.” Mrs. Talbot sounded fed up and little did John know this was far from the first time Susie had wound up in the office for bullying.

“She’s weird.” Susie said exasperated.

“Susie, I didn’t raise you to be mean. Whats going on? You shouldn’t be picking on anyone yet you chose to do that to this perfectly nice girl.” Clara, Susie’s mother was beside herself not having any clue why her normally sweet child had been choosing to torment Lily.

“She acts like a boy! Reading comic books, liking science, even dresses like one! She doesn’t even have long hair it’s short like a boys!” The words had John speechless. This was the reason his daughter was getting picked on? It was because she wasn’t girly? So what, Lily liked having shorter hair and dressing like a tomboy, that wasn’t a reason to pick on her.

“What’s wrong with my hair?” Lily said a bit confused, grabbing at her locks.

“Everything! It’s gross that you want to be a boy!” Susie shot back.

“I dont wanna be a boy.” Again Lily spoke softly, feeling confused. Looking up at John silently asking him to explain why her appearance was a bad thing.

“Yes you do! Thats why you deserved to get punched in the face!” Susie snapped.

“Enough!” Mrs. Talbot gruffly interjected, being completely irate.

Lily’s eyes went wide at the outburst while John’s were narrowed. He was beyond pissed off to now be witness to the bullying but couldn’t find it in himself to yell at a child to knock it off. Clara was trying her best to calm her daughter down but it didn’t seem to be doing much.

“There’s zero tolerance for violence here, yes?” John asked the headteacher who sighed deeply.

“Yes, Mr. Price.” Mrs. Talbot shook her head looking quite angry at the situation.

“Then I think we have our resolution. If you don’t mind I don’t think my daughter deserves anymore verbal abuse and we’ll be going.” John stood and offered his hand to Lily who quickly took it, she then tossed the ice pack into the garbage pail.

Taking Lily’s navy blue bag John exited the room quickly and pulled Lily off to the side. In one swift motion he squatted down and bear hugged his crying daughter. John didn’t know what to say in that moment and hoped his daughter wouldn’t become insecure of her looks due to this. Lily hugged John back and cried her eyes out until all she could do was sniffle into his shoulder.

“Is there something wrong with my hair and my clothes? I didn’t know comic books were a boy thing. No one ever told me.” Lily was rubbing the tears from her eyes as she pulled away from John, breath shaky and feeling lost.

“There is nothing wrong with you. So what you like short hair and comic books. I think you’re cool for that. You’re actually the coolest kid I know. That girls just a nasty brat.” John had Lily’s face cradled in his hands while she lightly held on to his forearms. His thumbs stroked across her cheeks catching the falling tears and doing his best to comfort his little girl. He’d do anything in that moment to take her hurt away.

“Y-yeah she is.” Lily shook her head and leaned back in to hug John which he returned.

After a moment John checked in one more time and Lily nodded her head that she was okay. Hand in hand John led his daughter out of the office and to his truck. They stayed quiet until they were both in the car. John sat in silence trying to find the right words that could fix this. What could he say to oust the insecurity that Lily was most likely feeling? To help her understand that no matter what he would love who she was. But he just couldn’t find the words and he desperately craved your advice in a moment like this.

“You sure you’re okay Lily?” John turned in his seat to face Lily in the backseat. This situation made him feel out of his depth and anxious to get home to you so you could help aid him.

But then the strangest thing happened. Lily’s face cracked into a huge smile and the tears dried up. John saw in her eyes something occurred to her that never crossed his mind.

“Yeah, can you believe it dad!!” The excitement radiating off his baby girl had John taken aback.

“Believe what?” John asked in shock and confusion.

“I did it! I stood up for myself! Yeah, I got punched in the nose but still! I was so scared and just wanted to cry but I found that shiny back bone you were talking about the other night!” Lily was beaming with pride and John couldn’t help but let out a surprised breathy chuckle.

“I gotta tell Evie and Jj! They’re gonna be so proud!” Lily looked down and off to the side a new kind of excitement radiating off of her.

John wanted to holler in excitement. Lily was right she had overcome something monumental. But knowing his daughter any loud excitement would startle her so he approached it the way he knew she needed.

“I’m proud of you. That must have been really hard for you.” John spoke with assurance.

“Yeah it was. Good thing Evie hit me in the nose once so I at least knew what it felt like.” Lily quipped.

“Let’s go get you a replacement book. We can make the most of today.” John smiled widely seeing how Lily’s eyes sparkled at the notion.

It felt like tradition at this point that whenever his children got into a fight he was whisking them away to be spoiled. So far all of his kids had gotten into fights for the right reasons. Jj for defending his mom back when he was much younger, Evelyn for putting a gross boy in his place, and now Lily for standing up for herself.

“Can we get milkshakes and go get one new comic book!?” With a knowing smirk Lily leaned forward, resting her elbows on the center console and leaning her head against John’s bicep.

“Sounds like a date.” John smiled fondly, seeing his daughter’s own pride in herself. Lily turned her head skyward and rested her chin on John’s upper arm.

“Can I get two comic books?” The question was met with a deep rumbling chuckle.

“Fine, and we’ll pick out something for your mum. Hopefully it’ll soften the blow when she finds out you got sucker punched.” John pinched the bridge of his nose as he pondered over your reaction.

You took Evelyn’s fight fine but you could be over protective of Lily so there was no guessing how you might react. Well, there was a large chance you would freak out which John had to mentally prepare himself for. Maybe you’d see it the same way he did and this helped your daughter toughen up a bit. Or maybe John should keep that to himself because the notion may just have you turning on him.

“Thanks dad.” Lily said in a sing song voice, leaning back and buckling up.

“Of course, it’s what you deserve.” John’s tone had Lily already knowing the answer to her next question. But she thought she’d ask anyway.

“Proud of me?”

“I’ve always been proud of you. And today I’m prouder than I thought possible.”

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Authors note: so sorry for the late tag I realized I never added my tag list when posting this!

[rosehearts-forest]

The little oc’s I made based off of @jumalanpelko ‘s comic. I don’t really have names for them, but the one with the big ear tufts is the one I like focusing the most on and I have some art I will reblog to this later. And then the grey cat with orange tail is very glamorous and is probably in the @jumalanpelko world having her first litter. While the cat with green and yellow eyes is very social and wants to become a guard to the next suncat.

[quitealotofsodapop]

Hello!! I would like to do some fanart for the ship children for each of the kids of the wukongverse except I can't really find some descriptions for some of them, like keto and rahu who I think were only mentioned once(??) Do you by chance have a link for them or a tag?

Of course! I always welcome fanart of my aus or ideas! ^♡^

I'll try to do decent descriptions for all ze babies/fan children.

Lego Monkie Kid - Shadowpeach (multiple aus);

Zàoyīn & Bàoliè/"Rumble & Savage" - tiny black-furred baby monkeys with red face masks + Macaque's dark skin. Get into a lot of havoc despite being the size of marmosets. Develop little red "tiger stripes" on their limbs and tails as they get older. Rumble has natural six-ears.

Yuebei Xing - the baby girl herself and star of the SlowBoiled au. Tiniest black furball ever. Big blue eyes (often caused by eating LBD's soul). And a white skull-shaped face marking. Grows to be much taller than either parent. Here's some super cute fanart done by @teatime-at-4 + teenage Yuebei by @soniclozdplove + an older version of her done in the LMK OC Picrew.

Jidu & Luohuo - born shortly after Yuebei, and named for the lunar nodes/phenomena making them the "Nodelets". Furs are a mix of orange and black like tortoiseshell cats. Both have four purple and orange ears. Very mischievous.

Luzhen - technically Wukong's little brother, depending on the au. Looks like a little clone of him, but with deep blue eyes. Loves music.

Ziqi - newest baby idea. Named for the last Lunar phenomena (Perigee/a supposed "shadow planet") not given a character in Journey to the South. Surprise baby. Pure black (like a shadow) with hazy purple eyes, and face marking.

+some lovely human glamour designs made by @soniclozdplovesonic for the Post Jttw Stone Egged au. I praise their work openly, they are amazing.

Monkey King Hero is Back - ReboundedHeroes;

Xiaoyun/"Little Cloud" - born from a mysterious cloud-patterned Stone Egg. Egg was damaged before hatching; causing the right eye, right ear(s), and right arm not to develop correctly. Pure white fluffy fur, like a cloud. Very small and skinny due to being born premature. Very adventurous, gives his parents frequent heart attacks.

Yǔ Sōng & Xuě Bào - Twin girls born sometime into the family's Journey across the kingdoms. Look like little toasted macaroons with six ears each, and violet eyes. Develop their baba's red-auburn when they grow up.

+Shui Lian - Adopted. AU form of the White-Faced Vixen. Due to timeline changes, the "vixen" is rather only a pre-teen kit. Has albinism and is unable to hide her fox ears and tail despite mostly-human form.

Monkey King Reborn - Fruitiedads;

Xiao Qi - Fruitie/Qi Energy reborn as a Stone Monkey egg by sheer willpower. Fur so white it look transparent. Pink skin + pink heart-shaped face marking. Big smiley baby. Looks like a fairytale prince.

Xiao Lü - reincarnation of Yuandi/Primordium created when Nüwa tricked Smokey/SWK into creating a clay figure to house the primordial soul - which became a new stone egg. Pure black fur, light skin, and no noticeable face marking as if yet. Has little grey "shoes" on the fur around her feet - hence the name.

5 False Ginseng Fruit Babies - complete and utter accident on the monkeys part. Smokey tried growing the pit from the Ginseng fruit he ate in hopes that the resulting tree could help reinvigorate the damaged FFM. Liang/LEM watered/tended to the tree while he was gone. It did not in fact bare Ginseng Fruit - but five whole newborn monkey cubs - all named after stone fruits. Current draft of the au places their "fruiting" after the Journey once everyone's come home. More detailed post here.

Lìzhī & Hǎizǎo - Twins. Born at the crux of the Journey. Accidentally delivered inside the Thunderclap Monastery. Look like miniature versions of Smokey, tiny brown furred grumpy things.

+Zhu Yu & Ku Ai / Wood Wolf Siblings - Adopted. The children of Kui Mulang/Revati/Yellow Robed Demon and the Princess Baihuaxiu. After the stray star wolf entity was captured, the Princess wanted nothing to do with her half-wolf children (given that they were conceived in less than ideal circumstances) and the human king wanted them destroyed. The pilgrims take the little werewolves into their group. Older girl and younger boy, both below the age of seven. Mix of brown and grey fur/hair like regular wolf pups. Think the kids from Wolf Children Ami & Yuki.

Monkey King 2023/Netflix - CherryandOliveStones;

Xiaoshi - created when Cherry/SWK wanted to see if he could make "another him" from clay and a pebble after he had learned the story of Nüwa. Clay Egg became a real Stone Egg. Xiaoshi has bright orange fur and light briwn face markings. Rarely doesn't have paint or ink in his fur. Link to some amazing art done by @tsa-smth.

Hǔpò & Zhēnzhū aka "The Pebbles" - natural babies. Look like little clones of their LEM (black fur with white accents) with their dear baba's green eyes.

Luzhen (yes another one) - miniature version of Cherry/SWK. Possible little brother.

New Gods series - Jackpotshipping;

Xiaozhēn - dumpster baby. Possible half-monkey demon. Fluffy brown fur, built like a dad - cus he is one. Is in his 30s demon-wise. Has kids of his own.

Unnamed newborn twins nicknamed "Two Pair" (x) - dark fur and brown eyes. One baby is an attempted changeling - but they aren't sure which one.

Meihouwang 2009 - Peachbuds;

Ketu & Rahu - a pair of twins, one a loose Stone Egg that arrived in a comet, the other an egg formed naturally between the parents (they're all grown up by now ofc). Both have a mix of silver and gold fur, like their parents when they were younger. Rahu has six ears. Here's the post you mentioned!

Smash Legends - FabledConnections;

No definite kids, but I'd imagine they'd be a mix of black and white fur. Like tuxedo cats.

No kids planned for the 1999/2000 Legends cartoon pair (yet)

Thank you so much for your interest in all of this - I try to keep all these ideas under the tag #jttw inspo fan children when I can. If you decide to make fanart for any of these babies (or the parents), make sure to @ me so I can see!

[alanaartdream]

1st off I have to say I LoVe ❤️ @cubbihue itty bitties fairly odd parents Au as well as @jessadamsdraws the Deal fairly odd parents AU

That i wanted to add my fairly odd parents Fairy Oc to their au’s

But to do that I’m gonna have to explain about who my Fairy oc Felicity

Well she was a human child when British were sending Convicts to Australia between 1788-1868

She was a child excuse at stealing food and was given a choice of going to overcrowded prison or being sent to Australia 🇦🇺 at the time (she chose Australia)

She then got Jorgen’s Nana Boom boom as her godmother who was only one who seemed to care for her and support her creative talents so when she wished she was a real fairy and could live with Nana Boom boom and she was raised by nana boom boom to become the Fairy of the creative arts and records keeping (she gets to work with Father Time to make sure the records are up to snuff and no fake information is in them) but most fairies know her for helping to inspire humans & fairies alike in art and tend to forget she holds records for all their histories until fairy Timmy or Lawyer Timmy realises they need to look back on records of evens to help with keeping the Da Rules from having too many loopholes or where it could maybe need to change some rules to better help fairy world as a hold ( or to help beat the pixies & anti fairies from taking over fairy world)

She will be a little star struck when she 1st meets Timmy Cosmo Wanda and Peri because she has all the records of when they saved the universe and fairy world (also she hates Timmy’s parents; cocker and Vicky being as she has all the records of how they treated Timmy Wanda Cosmo and even peri and will be herd complaining how humans could ignore all that abuse they put a CHILD through is beyond her) she’ll also be Hazel’s fan because she saved Fairy World from anti fairies (she most likely ask for them to sign her autograph book) Jorgen will be confused on finding out he’s a little related to her through Nana Boom boom adoption of her back in 1788

She loves all animals but cats (big and small so going from your house cat to wild lions)

Watching history documentaries or cat ones

Art and craft shows

And anything that’s art related

She’s always got a paint brush and a pencil stuck in her very very curly hair with cat & flower shaped hair clips and her wand looks like a big pencil with a star ⭐️ on top of it

(Oh and she’s asexual)

If she’s In the Itty Bitties AU

I think she’s a pixie fairy but the only girl one being as in the original show all the pixies were all male or appear to be (didn’t see a single female one in that bunch at all) but being as so many see her as the Artist fairy not many realise she’s a pixie fairy at all so don’t bother to tell her she’s supposed to wear the grey uniforms but then when they realise she is one and has been keeping records for EVERYTHING in fairy world they do Attempt to get her to wear grey uniforms but realise the uniforms were not designed for a female pixie being as it would seem a vast majority of them are male so then give up trying to get her to wear the grey uniforms so then fairy Timmy by that gets to keep his pink outfit being as A) he’s a great worker on keeping the da rule up to date and B) being as he’s related to both Jorgen and like felicity was once human they just have to let it slide being as he was the only one who figure out Felicity was the only fairy who was keeping track of all of fairies records

In the Deal au Timmy has grown up to be a pretty good lawyer and when he has to save fairy world pixies trying to take over with anti fairies because Felicity’s anti fairy likes to keep track of what people did wrong so she can backstab people with that information or find loopholes to get anti fairies to get their way; So of course Timmy will ask for all of fairy world’s records so he can defend fairies against them at first most fairies don’t know who’s been keeping the records for them so hazel steps in and wishes for fairy who keeps track of all of fairy world’s records and Felicity appears has a bit of a excited to see lawyer Timmy rambling until her anti fairy starts pointing out all the bad things Timmy did and then of course She starts telling her anti fairy off and listings down all the good Timmy Turner did with Wanda Cosmo and peri while all the other fairies are gasping in surprise over finding out she’s not just the Arts fairy

And that’s just what I’ve gotten down so far and I really need to go to bed I’m work later