#some frogs naturally look grumpy

[citrustan]

slipping through my fingers [2] (myg)

title: and the hits just keep coming 1.0

pairing: min yoongi x reader

genre: dilf!yoongi, exes and co-parents au, angst!, fluff, smut

summary: you lean on your friend for support and an escape, but the reality of your situation keeps flashing before you.

warnings: [there's a prologue and part 1 that should be read before this one!] just some insecurity, some sad vibes, you know the drill.

Taehyung fails to dodge the fifth pillow you launch at him. "Let me explain!" Repeatedly begging you to stop, he crashes into your kitchen counter.

A pillow to his leg.

"Wait! Please!" He's dodging for his life.

Another pillow to his chest.

"You're an angel! Pleas-" Headshot!

"Ough! Not the face..." He pauses to soothe his aching nose.

By now, you're out of energy too. But, there's still a lot of anger in your stomach. You're too guilty and too tired to let it out on the wrong person.

You spent over twenty minutes reprimanding him for hiding Yoongi's fiancée from you.

Finally having a fraction of a minute of peace, your friend sits you down by your dinner table.

He disappears into the kitchen, leaving you to cradle and console your heart by yourself.

You hear a few utensils clashing and see him juggling four things in his hands; your cat mug, his designated frog mug, a bottle of white chocolate liqueur and a carton of what looks like chocolate milk.

Pointing your finger at the tetra pak, you protest, "Excuse you, that's the expensive chocolate milk and it’s for Nao."

He looks at the half-empty carton in his hand and back at you.

"You're telling me Nao drank more than half of this bottle in a day? And you let her?" Taehyung deadpanned.

...

"Yeah." Your eyes wander as you insist poorly.

He ignored you and poured you a glass of the milk.

Sitting across from you, he grew solemn, "_____, I swear I didn't know it was like this." - "But you knew about her?" You asked before he said anything else.

Taehyung couldn't deny it, "Yeah. But I thought she would just be like the others."

Yoongi had others.

All grumpy, you sigh. "The others?"

Momentarily, he froze and exhaled. "Yeah, there have been a few. He was... I don't know. He kept saying he was serious about each of them but nobody ever... stuck around? So, we thought he was lying or something." Taehyung regretted his choice of words.

You want to believe him, but you both know that Yoongi isn’t someone who lies like that. Let alone big lies, Yoongi won't even tell little white lies.

Over the years, you naturally assumed he was dating around, but you didn't know. Nothing was confirmed. You never asked and he never told you anything himself.

"Who all knew?"

"Everyone. But nobody even imagined that they'd be getting hitched." He shook his head in disbelief.

“Obviously. This is Yoongi you’re talking about,” you pause, “But didn’t you notice anything different with them?”

“I’m telling you, _____, we had no idea.” Taehyung cringes after taking a sip of the sweet liqueur. “I think he wanted to tell you first.”

You wish he never had.

"What are you thinking?"

You dip your head in between your palms, “I feel terrible. It’s like I know I want to cry but I’m so emotionally stunted right now, I cannot get it out. It’s like a stuck yawn.”

Taehyung caresses your arm, "Can I do anything to help?"

You shake your head, "I don't think so, Tae."

"Oh! Do you want to watch 'The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas?' Maybe that will help you cry." He tilts his head, eyes filled with hope.

At that, you let out a surprised laugh, "Taehyung, no!"

Basking in the little moment of success (by making you laugh), Taehyung internally pops confetti.

But, the moment was just that. A moment. Your happiness faded away as quickly as it came.

So, he pulled his phone out and placed it in front of you.

Taehyung’s hesitant to ask you this but he does it anyway. “Do you want to see her?”

You don’t know. (You’d rather pretend she doesn’t exist.)

If it weren’t for Nao, you’d have no problem ignoring Yoongi’s girlfriend. Even thinking of the words ‘Yoongi’s girlfriend’ makes you want to end it all.

It’s no secret that you’re still madly in love with your ex-boyfriend.

This situation felt so ridiculous to you, you couldn’t digest it. You couldn’t believe this was actually happening to you.

As a young girl, you never thought it was in the books for you to go through this kind of pain. And, you don’t have a whole lot to lean on. So, Yoongi has always been it for you. He always told you he’d be there for you no matter what.

Even after your breakup, he was by your side.

When you unexpectedly caught the chicken pox from Nao, he took care of you. Even when Taehyung insisted on helping you instead, Yoongi sent him away.

You shared every birthday with him. He’d throw you a small party. Every year, it was a different theme. This year was ‘enchanted garden.’ He always ordered you a custom cake from out of town. It made everything special.

He even helped you open your quaint little bakery. Yoongi was the one who helped you finalize your menu. He tasted everything and even got himself sick because of it.

He stood by you when you got sued by your competition, another old-timey cake shop, for stealing their clients and recipes. He acted as your lawyer free of charge.

Now, you wonder if it was all out of convenience or… an obligation. Had you read it all wrong? Was he simply being polite because you’re the mother of his daughter? Would he stop doing things for you now? Did he ever do those things for you? Or were they simply for your daughter by extension?

Would he be too focused on his wife now?

Even for Nao’s sake, you never once got the urge to know the woman who did the unthinkable.

As a co-parent, you trusted Yoongi. You knew Yoongi would never let just anyone around Nao. If he wants to introduce his daughter to a woman, you knew it was safe. She could be the next Mother Teresa for all you know.

All this blind trust has been earned by him throughout the years you’ve spent with him, you’re not a careless mother.

However, as a woman and Yoongi’s ex-flame, you weren’t eager to know the woman who replaced you. You don’t want to see or meet her. In your eyes, she was able to compel Yoongi to do something he wouldn’t do even after you begged him to. Maybe she didn’t even have to try. She was probably just that perfect for him.

This is apart from the fact that he fell in love with another woman after you while you’re still hung up on him.

You don’t think you can afford to willingly take a hit to your self-confidence like that.

Nao looks up to you. You know you cannot lose yourself when you have so much relying on you.

Taehyung was kind enough to let you get lost in your thoughts.

“No.” You finally answer his question.

You did not want to see what she looked like.

Taehyung nodded once, “Okay. That’s fine.”

Just when Taehyung’s about to put his phone back into his pocket, it rings.

And on the screen pops this gorgeous woman. She looked like she stepped straight out of an issue of Harpar’s Bazaar or even Vogue. You weren’t surprised, you smiled and involuntarily snorted. Taehyung did have a type.

He hurriedly tried to pull his phone off the table, knocking your (thankfully, empty) glass of milk in the process.

“You don’t have to hide her from me, Vincent.” You tease him, using his artist alias. “Is she your new muse?”

Taehyung awkwardly laughed, blatantly ignoring your question.

Suddenly, he changes the topic, “Oh! Do you have to go into work today?”

Your smile drops a little. “Hey. What are you doing here?”

He offered a strained smile, “It’s like I can feel the alcohol in my veins.”

“Heyyy... What’s up with the model babe? Why are you deflecting?” This time you pout.

You hear his phone ring once again. But he immediately declines.

“Taehyung… What’s the matter?” When he refuses to acknowledge you, you grow more concerned.

“You don’t have to stay, you know?” You continue to reassure him.

“It’s not,” he cuts himself off, “That wasn’t my girlfriend.”

Taehyung hopes he doesn’t have to face your inevitable question in line.

“Well, who was that the….” When you trail off mid-response, he knew you had figured out who that woman really was.

The two of you are silent for a moment.

Sullen, you whisper, “That’s his fiancée?”

Taehyung wishes he never came over to your place. He didn’t want to be the one to make you feel this way.

He nods once. Not that you needed that confirmation.

Quickly moving on to your next thought, you question, “Why is she calling you?”

Already on it, Taehyung visibly cringes at the messages on his screen when you push yourself forward to peek into his phone. This time, he doesn’t try to obstruct your vision.

Hyejin (3)

Sorry! I forgot you were at _____’s. It’s nothing important, I just had a question about Nao-chan. Does she like lemon cake? How is _____ doing btw?

Your mouth dropped open.

You don’t even acknowledge the fact that she’s speaking about you so personally; as if you were a friend or even an acquaintance.

You ignore the fact that she’s fucking stunning, owning the most symmetrical, aesthetically pleasing face you’ve ever seen on a grown woman.

You don’t even dwell about how you do not stand a chance against this woman.

The only thing you see is her nickname for your daughter. You squeak, “She calls her Nao-chan!”  

That’s YOUR name for YOUR babygirl.

“Angel…” Taehyung begins but has no idea what he could possibly say to comfort you.

Pull yourself together. You mentally discipline yourself. It takes a minute for you to get there.

Instead of dealing with whatever you just felt, you push it away in an instant and beam at your friend.

“Whatever. Let’s get cheesy naan and shrimp skewers!”

Of course, your faux smile didn’t fool Taehyung, but he went with it anyway.

₊˚.🎧 ✩｡tears are in your eyes by yo la tengo ₊˚.🎧 ✩｡

note: i hope i'm doing this series justice lol the ideas in my head run too wild for me to actually make note of them. please let me know what you guys think!

[ethereal-pie]

bullfrog head cannons

I have seen no fics of this beautiful French man so I have done it myself

just a ramble of my thoughts in bullet point form

he is an american bullfrog, he not only looks like one but also there are tons in France

He enjoys warmth and gets grumpy if he is too cold

I feel like he doesn’t touch you all that much but adores cuddling 

If given the opportunity he will burry himself in pillows and blankets ( bonus if they are weighted) especially during winter cuz of his hibernation instinct

He will insist you join him and promise it’s very comfortable 

He isn’t slimy like his real world counterpart but his skin feels very moisturized 

He gets cold super easy and shove himself under your shirt or jacket to soak up your natural body heat 

You also don’t have to worry about it being too hot to cuddle as he is cool to the touch 

He will insist you let him put his cold ass hands on your bare back to warm them up , he will pout if you don’t let him 

Letting him do this will more then likely result in him having his head under your shirt and his face pressed into your back and his hands on your upper stomach 

He usually avoids conventional touch based pda, the most normal pda you’ll get out of under normal circumstances is a peck on the cheek 

Instead the way he shows touch based pda is by sitting on your shoulders

Although if he is super cold he won’t care all that much

 And  Unless your in a situation where being partners with him would put you in danger, he will be  fairly vocaly affectionate

He will call you his beloved and other pet names 

As well as praise, flirt and compliment you

Some of His pet names  involve your name 

He seems like a darling, my dear, love type of person

He will jokingly call you stupid ones as well 

He has a lot of running jokes with you and will tease and joke around with you all the time, he just likes laughing with you in general 

Some of your jokes might take a second to land with him in the beginning but as your relationship continues he will pick up almost immediately 

He tries really hard to be cool cuz he wants to make friends but everyone being stuck on him being a frog annoys him a lil 

He will complain about this to you at least once 

He is trying to be cool and Poetic!

When he is mad he will begin to speak in a mix of French and English but he doesn’t really yell at all, he does talk faster tho 

He will bath for hours but doesn’t like to shower 

He cannot use certain soaps or he will get sick because he will absorb the chemicals through his skin 

He likes the look of bubble baths but if he sits in them he gets sick cuz of the soap In the water 

Given his accent I assume he speaks French but I think he can speak multiple European language, due to his job 

He is very adverse to the idea of eating bugs, he isn’t scared of them but if someone offers him a bug he will be grossed out.

He is the kind of person to not only catch and release bugs he finds inside but he will have little convos with them too

You’ll hear in the other room “hello there my miniature friend.’’ And as he takes them outside “ I’m very sorry but you cannot stay here.” 

His approach to flying bugs is far different, he will take NO PRISONERS

He is very efficient with a fly swatter and knows all the concoctions to lure and kill flys fruit or other wise 

He avoids using his hands cuz of the bug guts 

If you are afraid of bugs he will find it amusing but he won’t tease or torment you, he will just chuckle at how ridiculous you look up on the counter while he captures the invader.

He is very polite and kind to everyone he interacts with unless they have done something to warrant other wise 

He will use French sayings in English  instead of the English one because he is convinced that “ they are far superior” 

Pins and needles are now ants, it’s raining ropes not animals, forget apples and trees, dogs don’t make cats.

If you use the English versions he will argue the French version is better 

“ bolt of lightning explans the felling of it, love at first sight is so bland.’’

Please convert he will find it unendingly adorable every time 

He does get cuteness aggression and will randomly shove his face into your chest and aggressively nuzzle into you whist squeezing you and violently kicking his legs and making a happy humming 

He will be embarrassed the first few times he does this 

He will get cuteness aggression from your cuteness aggression 

If you bite him he will be very confused but won’t care all that much so long as you aren’t hurting him

You will probably be taller then him and honestly he likes it that way because when you hug him he feels like momentarily  he is a totally encased by you 

You can carry him but only certain ways

No toddler hold, with one arm and him on your hip 

Piggy backs, shoulder sitting and standing are encouraged 

You can only sling him over your shoulder in emergency’s 

Same with under your arm 

He doesn’t like princess carry’s cuz he can’t hold on to much and he wants to touch with  max surface area

Carrying him by his armpits away from you has the same problem, he will struggle 

He does enjoy if you hug carry him with both arms, either his face in on your chest or resting on your shoulder 

I have made a helpful diagram ( I can draw but it’s just stick me cuz I’m lazy)

He will randomly start monologueing if given the opportunity 

He will tell you about being an assassin but only if you ask 

I think he is more likely to be with Someone who has prior experience with fighting

He feels nauseous after producing bubbles 

He will lean on or try to be touching you while he recovers 

You cannot truly surprise him, he will know something is up the moment you even begin to plan 

He knows because you act slightly different 

And hiding  or sneaking something past him is also impossible 

He has to actively try to avoid finding out what your doing 

You’ve snuck something into the garage, I guess he isn’t going In There for a while 

Hiding something behind your back, he isn’t even gonna face your direction while you hide it 

You cannot sneak up on him either 

When you try he will scare you by suddenly turning around and grabbing you 

On the other hand he has  scared and surprised you accidentally many times 

hope you enjoy and this inspires more fic to be written of bullfrog

[thethoriumreactor]

Forgot to post this whoops

Part 2 of my TMAxHazbin au (tentatively named the Hazbin Archives for now) character info posts (part 1)

Genuinely proud of my design for Spiral!Angel

Additional character notes:

— Angel is a former mobster, then a part-time porn actor, now somewhat of a wandering Avatar who regularly visits Charlie’s rehabilitation centre. He likes to trick people, show them illusions of things that never were and never will be, that they desire deeply and want to escape desperately — he knows how to seduce men, how to confuse them, lead them into his waiting hands as they are lost irreversibly to everything they do not know or understand. He makes an effort to reduce the suffering he causes for Charlie’s sake — but messing around with people is so fun, don’t you see? At some point, somehow, the grumpy bartender who hangs around the rehab centre became his anchor.

— Charlie works at a cheap hotel, and runs a small rehab centre on the side. She looks for addicts, alcoholics and mentally ill people to bring them to her centre to help them — but why are they always so scared of her? She’s only trying to be nice, she’s not trying to harm them — just because she’s an Avatar doesn’t mean she wants to cause fear in others. Though it seems hopeless at times, she persists in her efforts to become a kind, philanthropist Avatar. Everyone has a good side to them — if only she can bring it out… Genuinely wants to be friends with everyone she comes across despite Vaggie and Lucifer’s best efforts — and the rejections she receives for being an apostle of Fear by nature.

— Vaggie helps Charlie with her rehabilitation efforts after leaving the Exorcists. Killing — massacring — enticing people to violence was always so easy — it was always her job, her role, her duty as a servant of her God — but she wants to be better now, she wants to try something better, to do something good — and Charlie is so, so good, and she cannot help her desire to follow another who isn’t her God. She wishes people would stop making a mess of the rehab centre — especially the annoying Spiral guy, who keeps creating doors and mazes and places-that-don’t-exist all over the centre. Would stab Alastor into oblivion if she didn’t value Charlie’s opinion so highly.

— Niffty is… probably the rehab centre’s maid. She craves the hunt, the pursuit of prey — the capture of a victim, their struggle and he end of their fight — the way they twitch like a bug when they’re caught, and whine like dogs when stabbed, and choke like frogs when they die— (Niffty is a bit… weird. Only Alastor really knows where she even came from. Most don’t bother even thinking about it.)

[mi-i-zori]

I love Snail! She reminds me of those tiktoks of people wandering their local forests and patting moss. She definitely gives off wood elf / nature fae vibes, and I love that for her 🖤

Also her callsign reminds me of a silly handshake / greeting I sometimes do lol right before knuckles meet, I extend two fingers into a peace sign to mimic eyestalks and yell "SNAIL"

- Biscuits 🌺

Biscuits !! 💚 You get it. She’s a mischievous little nature fae who loves rain and bad puns.

She’s the kind of person to do these « going on a hike for my stupid mental health » videos except she can’t stop giggling and jumping around with the music instead of pretending to be grumpy.

(She’s lost count of the number of times she got distracted by something and almost forgot her phone on the side of the trail.)

Also that handshake seems a whole lot of fun tbh, I can really imagine her do it to the guys ! She probably started it with Roach, Soap or Kyle - or maybe with the three of them, before being brave enough to do it with Ghost and Price once after a mission. And it stuck.

She probably found a way to include other friendly critters in that handshake when she wants a change from literally yelling her own callsign.

« Frog ! »

« Cricket ! »

« Raccoon ! »

« Ant ! »

« Ye doin’ the whole forest, wee bonnie ? »

Snail perks up a this, her smile widening.

« I think you gave her an idea, Soap. »

For some reason, I can imagine Roach being really good at mimicking animals with his hands. You know, playing with shadows and stuff ? They probably have a blast with this ever since they noticed the actual shadows made by these handshakes. They probably change the moves it order to actually make the handshake make sense when you look at said shadows.

Thank you for your ask Biscuits, I hope you don’t mind me stealing that handshake idea to use with my friends now 🐌

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New Chapter for "A Tale Painted with Blood" out now!

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Sun Wukong x OC/Reader

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Chapter 2 summary: That Time I Became His Friend

Ember can't seem to catch a break with Monkey Boy—better known to others as the "Destined One." Every time she tries to talk to him, she only ends up embarrassing herself, certain she's convinced him she's completely unhinged in his eyes. How’s a girl supposed to befriend a magical, sentient monkey anyway? Especially one with a habit of killing anything that crosses his path...

Snippet: We were by this tranquil pool of water, cradled by towering rock walls. While Monkey Boy was lost in some deep, cosmic headspace, I found myself wading through the shallows, chasing after frogs like some carefree child--not that I cared at the moment. That’s when I stumbled upon a little frog-man—a lesser Yaoguai, if the grumpy old Keeper of Black Wind Mountain was to be believed.

He, for whatever reason, still didn't like me…

They weren’t exactly threatening. Even someone like me could handle them. So, naturally, I grabbed a stick sticking out of the mucky part of the pool of water and gave the little creature a solid whack on the head. Knocked it out cold.

I didn't even hit it that hard, but I still somehow managed to knock it out!

Which, let’s be honest, was a far kinder fate than what Monkey Boy would've done. He had this charming tendency to slaughter anything unlucky enough to cross his path.

Much to my displeasure…

When the little frog-man flopped into the water, I couldn’t help but notice how his froggy little face was far too adorable to be beaten to death by a pole. So, in a stroke of brilliance—or madness—I decided to drag him off to some hidden spot where Monkey Boy wouldn’t stumble upon him. 

I scooped him up, arms wrapped awkwardly around his belly, and hobbled forward like I was making some grand escape. It occurred to me then, as I waded through the water, that I probably looked utterly ridiculous. Like I was… frog-napping.

The sheer absurdity of it all had me stifling throaty giggles as I trudged along, barely holding back cackles when I glanced over and—

Oh.

Monkey Boy was staring at me from where he sat in front of the shallow pond. Both eyebrows shot up, mouth slightly parted in what I could only describe as utter disbelief and worry. Worry for what, you may ask?

…probably my sanity.

I froze mid-waddle, the frog-man still in my grasp, before dropping him face-first into the water. He sank slowly, like a little stone of shame. Little bubbles popping up as he sank…

[pomefioredove]

Omg pls listen to my brainrot, wrote a 13 page paper and all i can think about are disney prince situations for our boys!!! Imagine any of the characters (mainly grumpy ones like Jamil, Leona, and Vil) in the place of Eugene from tangled. From unwilling to be around y/n to being impressed to falling in love and willing to honestly die if it meant she wouldn't have to sacrifice her happiness ( the hair cutting scene).

Maybe for Vil it was something like you both being paired for a movie role and it goes from professional (but he's unhappy) to unknowingly liking your company and being impressed by your acting or effort to full on in love after you praise him both professionally (as an actor and capturing emotions of characters) and personally (his effort in both acting and his looks plus his intelligence). Maybe a scandal breaks out and the readers career is being ruined for "seducing" Vil and he decides that instead he will take a career damage instead by coming out and stating that's incorrect.

Honesty Jamil's whole life is sacrifice and babysitting. He'll probably hate any new responsibilities, but imagine how much he becomes attached ones he loves someone and once someone actually appreciates him and sees him for more than just Kalim's shadow. I can easily imagine how he'll readily sacrifice himself for those he loves, after all it seems that sacrifice is what he does best. So it's probably second nature to give his happiness up if it meant you will be happy. (Something like Aladdin) he falls in love with someone so out of his reach. Maybe a close friend of Kalim or someone of that nature. they end up secret lovers. someone that is more socially acceptable goes to court the reader she ends up in an unwanted engagement. Jamil knows that he can't provide her with any of the riches her fiancee can so he becomes the bad guy. breaks her heart so she can eventually be happy.

Or maybe you have someone like Leona who at first only sees you as a nuisance but sees you're brave, sweet, and witty and eventually falls in love. I feel like the tangled movie works, but I think the princess and the frog works better. You've heard of Leona, know he's good looking, rich, and is a prince. He's never heard of you. You both end up in a sticky situation where your only allies are eachother and slowly grow to trust eachother. Maybe your certain this curse your both under a will break from a kiss from your bf, but instead nothing happens. And in the last minute before the curse is permanent he admits that though in the beginning you were a pain in the ass he's actually glad he met you and isn't all that upset about the trouble you brought him into/or he sounds genuinely sorry for sweeping you up in his issues. Either way, after that some heart felt confessions and the curse is broken.

Thanks for listening to me ramble 💋

OMG GIGGLING????? I LOVE prince scenarios 2uh3geuudje

can we PLEASE give jamil a happy ending;; give him the aladdin treatment and grant him 3 wishes. he is literally a diamond in the rough actually. TO ME

also leona as naveen makes SO much narrative sense, ""lazy"" rich boys with big family beef who would leave it all behind for someone they love. hoohhhh god I can see the light

[creedslove]

Who of the boys would be more of a cat and who would be more of a dog person?

Rewatching Narcos currently andJavi P seeking justice for Murphys cat was the animal love I needed.

I know he says he’s not much of a cat person but the way he treated it.. cat man 🧐🫶

Featuring: Javier Peña, Joel Miller, Agent Whiskey, Dave York and Marcus Pike

A/N: aww this is a very good idea!!! I love it honey! Also, I have a feeling all the Pedro boys lean towards dogs, but that doesn't mean they won't go soft with a kitty 🐈

Javier Peña: Javi likes dogs better, there's no argument towards that, he grew up around dogs on his dad's ranch and he loves how strong and loyal they are, however, that doesn't mean Javi is insensitive towards cats, we all have seen how fierce he was to fight for the fact that cat was DEA as much as Steve and himself were, even if there was a tiny comical hint to it; Javier isn't a huge cat person, but he does have a soft spot for them, they are cute sometimes and amongst all the violence he has encountered through his life, he thought he would lose that empathy towards smaller things, but he was very wrong, so once he saw a stray kitty fumbling around the garbage to look for food and it made his heart break, he didn't know why exactly, but he was so tired of seeing the evilest side of people, it felt just too unfair such a tiny cute little creature starve on the streets, which caused Javier to feed the cat leftovers of his meals which quickly became a habit and now the cat is fat and he doesn't know what to do

Joel Miller: Joel Miller is 100% dog person and there's no argument about that at all, although after he grew up and had to take care of a house and a baby daughter on his own, he decided to have a no pet rule: money was tight and so was time, taking care of a baby, and then a toddler and then a child and then a teen was exhausting as it was, so he didn't have time for bullshitting with cats or dogs. In fact, getting a puppy was the only request Sarah has ever made him and he managed to remain strict and not let her have it. However, he knows his daughter pets all the neighbor's pets and he's okay with it. Now, if you have a cat, you can expect Joel getting into a grumpy old man mood™ he is just going to complain about the cat and he is going to swear that cat is up to no good, plotting against him because its so jealous of you. He will definitely have arguments with your cat

"get out of my guitar now!"

"meow"

"I swear... get off my truck or I'll kill you!"

"meow"

And well, sometimes it kind does seem your cat is teasing Joel by sitting on his truck hood or sitting on his beloved guitar; if Joel is reading some work papers on the kitchen table you can bet your life your cat will climb all the way just to sit ON the papers and make Joel's blood boil, and you'll de damned if that ain't the funniest shit you'd ever seen; but hey, sometimes after you went to bed, your cat nuzzles Joel's body and your tough boyfriend actually pets your cat, but it's their secret and neither of them will ever admit it 🤫

Agent Whiskey: our sweet Jack loves animals! He is a farm boy after all, and that means he absolutely adores every single living thing. Of course he likes dogs and cats like everyone else, but those aren't his favorites, if anything, Jack is the kind of man to have farm animals as pets as if it was the most normal thing in the world. As a grown man, Jack has his own ranch, and he keeps all the animals he likes there: he's got cows, horses (his big passion), pigs, chickens, goats, bunnies, dogs and a few cats in the barn because someone needs to catch those damn mice, since he hates killing any kind of animal, he leaves it for the cats to chase down the mice and if he finds spiders in the house he'll definitely just throw them outside. He loves birds and fish but he'd rather watch them out in nature than have them trapped in birdcages of fishbowls; he's not a big fan of frogs but he doesn't mind them at all and his biggest childhood trauma was when little Jack befriended a very cute little pig and the two of them became quickly inseparable, playing together and hanging out all the time, he even named his pig Hector™ until one Sunday morning he woke up to see his friend gone and later, mama Daniels had made pork chops for lunch ☠️ Jack cried his little heart out, refused to eat lunch and spent years without eating pork, until this day he feels kind of guilty to eat bacon or something, he doesn't kill any of his own ranch animals to cook, he just goes to the supermarket to get the meat

Dave York: Dave had always loved dogs from a young age, when he was little, his dog Sprinkles was his best friend and he still keeps old pictures of himself and his old friend in the back of his memory boxes. Once he grew up and he got into his... business... he realized dogs are the safest option for a pet; they are very rational, they can be trained and protect the house and the owners against threats or burglars. If his kids beg him for a puppy, he will never say no to them, but it will be frustrating to him that they will pick the cutest and fluffiest puppy over the one breed he thinks it's safer for the family, statistical saying. However, how happy they get will make him think of Sprinkles and soon enough he will become those dads who treat the family pet better than his own kids. He will definitely doze off on the couch and the dog will be curled up to him. Dave also admires the felines and mostly how neat and careful they are. They are silent and are able to sneak into a room without anyone noticing, exactly like Dave does when he's out working, he likes how cats are independent and always take care of themselves, however, the idea of having a cat never occurred to him, but well... never say never

Marcus Pike: that man is the human version of a golden retriever, so he obviously would prefer dogs. He has thought of getting a dog some time but he hasn't made up his mind yet, on one hand, he would like to have a puppy waiting for him at home so he won't be too lonely, but on the other hand, dogs are a lot of trouble and he doesn't know if he will be able to actually take care of it, not to mention dogs remind him a lot of the perfect image of a happy family, you know, a husband and a wife and kids, something Marcus would love to have but he hasn't been too lucky with it lately! He does like cats too, but the thing is: he is allergic to cats, and I don't mean just a slight allergy, I mean sneezing, coughing, red puffy eyes, stuffed nose etc, so cats are definitely a big no to him!

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Meet the Heroes of Disney Heroes (Part 1)

Hey there folks!

If any of you have checked out my Archive of Our Own account lately, you've probably seen "The Great Fanfic Showcase".

It was what the name suggested. A showcase for some of my upcoming fanfics.

And among those upcoming fics, one of them was a name that you've definitely hear me mention before plenty of times.

That name is.....

Yep!

I'm making an actual fanfiction series based on the short-lived Disney franchise!

This has been an idea for mine's for the last five years.

But it ended up always getting pushed to the back for the sake of a more interesting concept.

But now, I'm finally ready to tackle it!

Especially since I'm unfortunately cancelling Disney Mirrorverse: The Series, due to my winding interest in the game, and more notably of all, the recent announcement of its impending shut down this December.

As for what the series would be about.....

The story goes like this: Hades, being fed up with his constant losses, decided to form an alliance of various fellow Disney villains, in the hopes of helping him achieve his goals of overthrowing Zeus and The Olympians, finally claiming Mount Olympus for himself and rule the cosmos.

And in return, he's helping them achieve their goals as well.

Merlin, thanks to his foresight, foresaw this plan and in response to this, with the help of Mickey Mouse, forms an alliance of the greatest heroes in the Disney-Verse.

The alliance itself consists of the heroes from: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Cinderella, Alice in Wonderland, Peter Pan, Sleeping Beauty, The Sword in the Stone, The Jungle Book, Robin Hood, The Rescuers, The Black Cauldron, The Great Mouse Detective, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, The Lion King, Pocahontas, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Hercules, Mulan, Tarzan, The Emperor's New Groove, Atlantis: The Lost Empire, Lilo & Stitch, Treasure Planet, Home on the Range, Meet the Robinsons, The Princess and the Frog, Tangled, Wreck-It Ralph, Frozen, Big Hero 6, Zootopia, Moana, Raya and the Stupid-Ass, Unfunny, Annoying-Ass Dragon, and Wish.

And so to promote the series, I've decided to a start a multi-part series, introducing each of the heroes (in chronological order by their respective films).

Also, if you're wondering when the series will premiere, it'll be during the holiday season.

And one last thing.

My ideal art-style for this series would be done by ArtFrenzyBoris.

His art-style just screams action! And it given that this series gonna be pretty action heavy, this is just a match made in heaven.

In addition to that, his style is just incredibly expressive. And I always love seeing art-styles allowing their characters to be as lively as possible.

I'd honestly kill to see any of the Disney characters in this style.

Plus, let's be real, Sisu would look FAR better in this series than she does in her usual style.

But enough jabs. Let's talk about our heroes, starting with....

Snow White:

Title: The Friend of the Forest

Age: 14

Height: 5'0

Physical Appearance: Same as usual.

Powers, Abilities and Equipment: Snow White possesses the ability to naturally communicate with animals of all spaces and sizes. But after drinking a magical potion given to her by Merlin, Snow also can now summon powerful animal spirits to fight for her.

Outfit:

The Seven Dwarfs:

Titles: The Mining Defenders

Ages: Unknown

Heights: 3'0

Physical Appearances: Same as usual.

Powers, Abilities and Equipment: In addition to being skilled miners, thanks to the training they've received after being knighted, The Seven Dwarfs have also become skilled warriors. They're quite proficient in both armed and unarmed combatant. And thanks to their small sizes, they're able move quicker than the average human. In terms of weaponry: Bashful and Sneezy wield sledgehammers, Doc and Droopy wield swords, and Grumpy, Happy and Sneezy wield pickaxes.

Outfits:

Prince Florian:

Title: The Stalwart Noble

Age: 15

Height: 5'3

Physical Appearance: Same as usual.

Powers, Abilities and Equipment: Florian is a skilled combatant, wielding a pair of daggers in battle. He's also quite fast and stealthy, matching well with his proficiency with daggers. Florian also possess a surprising amount of knowledge on magical forces and artifacts.

Outfit:

Cinderella:

Title: The Midnight Belle

Age: 21

Height: 5'9

Physical Appearance: Same as usual.

Powers, Abilities and Equipment: Thanks to some training from Prince Charming and The King, Cinderella has become a skilled swordsman. She fights with The Midnight Blade and Shield, an enchanted sword and shield crafted by The Fairy Godmother.

Outfit:

Prince Charming:

Title: The Prince of Perrault

Age: 21

Height: 6'0

Physical Appearance: Same as usual

Powers, Abilities and Equipment: Charming is skilled swordsman, wielding a estoc sword in battle. He's also incredibly agile and acrobatic.

Outfit:

The Fairy Godmother:

Title: The Madame of Magic

Age: Unknown

Height: 5'5

Physical Appearance: Same as usual.

Powers, Abilities and Equipment: The Fairy Godmother is a powerful sorceress, being capable of casting all kinds of spells, specifically with her magic wand.

Outfit:

Alice:

Title: The Explorer of Wonderland

Age: 12

Height: 4'7

Physical Appearance: Same as usual.

Powers, Abilities and Equipment: Thanks to Merlin, Alice carries around a belt of special magic potions with a wide variety of effects. From summoning a magical giant teapot, to making someone cry literal rivers of tears, to even allowing someone to shrink or grow in size.

Outfit:

Peter Pan:

Title: The Boy Who Wouldn't Grow Up

Age: 13 (Ageless)

Height: 4'11

Physical Appearance: Same as usual.

Powers, Abilities and Equipment: In addition to his natural ability of flight, Peter is skilled with a variety of weapons. He usually carries a dagger, a bow and arrows, and a tomahawk. Peter also has a living shadow, which he often utilizes in battle.

Outfit:

Tinker Bell:

Title: The Inventor of Pixie Hollow

Age: Unknown

Height: 0'5

Physical Appearance: Same as usual.

Powers, Abilities and Equipment: In addition to her natural power of flight and producing pixie dust, Tinker Bell’s true power lies in her mind. She’s a tinkerer, creating a variety of weapons and gadgets to help her in battle. Her most prominent weapon is a crossbow that she shoots stuff like nails and thorns. And despite how small she is, Tinker Bell is surprisingly strong, being capable of picking up a full grown human and throwing them.

Outfit:

The Lost Boys:

Title: The Protectors of Neverland

Ages: 9 (Slightly), 6 (Nibbs), 7 (The Twins), 8 (Cubby), 5 (Tootles) (All ageless)

Heights: 4'2 (Slightly), 3'6 (Nibbs), 3'8 (The Twins), 3'11 (Cubby), 3'1 (Tootles)

Physical Appearances: Same as usual.

Powers, Abilities and Equipment: The Lost Boys are all skilled fighters in their own right, and they each wield a specific set of weapons. Slightly wields the signature Skullbuster and a bow and arrows, Nibbs wields a wooden sword and a hatchet, The Twins wield blowguns and slings, Cubby wields a club and a spear, and Tootles wields a slingshot and throwing knives.

Outfits:

Princess Aurora:

Title: The Sleeping Rose

Age: 16

Height: 5'6

Physical Appearance: Same as usual.

Powers, Abilities and Equipment: Thanks to some training from Phillip, Aurora was become a skilled swordsman in her own right. In battle, she wields The Rose Blade, an enchanted sword crafted by Flora, Fauna and Merryweather that can craft a magical barrier around its wielder when needed.

Outfit:

Prince Phillip:

Title: The Dragon Slayer

Age: 17

Height: 5'10

Physical Appearance: Same as usual.

Powers, Abilities and Equipment: Phillip is a skilled swordsman. In battle, utilizes the enchanted Shield of Virtue (which can block and deflect just about any kind of magical attack) and Sword of Truth (which can slice through just about anything).

Outfit:

Flora, Fauna and Merryweather:

Title: The Three Fairies

Ages: Unknown

Heights: 5'2

Physical Appearances: Same as usual.

Powers, Abilities and Equipment: Flora, Fauna and Merryweather are all powerful sorceress, being capable of casting all kinds of magical spells.

Outfits:

Merlin:

Title: The Grand Wizard of Camelot

Age: Unknown

Height: 5'9

Physical Appearance: Same as usual.

Powers, Abilities and Equipment: Merlin is a powerful sorcerer, being able to perform all kinds of magical spells.

Outfit:

Arthur:

Title: The King of Camelot

Age: 12

Height: 4'9

Physical Appearance: Same as usual.

Powers, Abilities and Equipment: Thanks to some training for Ector, Kay and his fellow heroes, Arthur is now a skilled swordsman in own right, utilizing his trusty sword Excalibur in battle, alongside an enchanted shield as well.

Outfit:

Well that's all I have for now!

Definitely planning on making multiple parts to this.

Let me know what you guys think about these character introductions so far!

[devolved-spudgun]

Diner Dungeon

Gary F. Furter:

VC: undecided

28 year old burger flipper at Greasy’s, a small diner on the outskirts of the city. Soon enough, the manager will be retiring, and he gets to own this place if he successfully “removes” their rival, BB’s Diner.  he is the main character.

True Neutral

He is tired, often irritable, and hates his job, but needs to stay to get enough cash for his own apartment (currently he's living with his parents)

Despite being just some diner worker, he is VERY strong, this usually doesn't go well with his grumpy, easily annoyed nature, but in the Diner Dungeon, he can take out his rage on the many enemies that lurk within the Dungeon.

Has a strong enimosity with The Jerk.

Just needs a nap honestly

Overworked

SLIGHT southern accent.

Dating Bob

Smokes cigarettes

Bisexual

Cisgender

Peppino replacement

Bobby Greasespoon:

VC: Larry Needlemeyer (The Amazing World Of Gumball)

26 year old fry cook at Greasy’s, usually stays in the kitchen due to his social anxiety and introverted behavior. Ends up working with Gary to destroy BB’s Diner as well as the expansive labyrinth below. 2nd protagonist in Diner Dungeon.

Lawful good

Nervous, nerdy, and kind of a klutz, but means well.

Very nice to others and loves cooking.

Can go on for hours talking about some random topic. (eg. frogs, strange plants, obscure history, or random indie bands)

LOVES animals, especially toads and frogs.

While in the Dungeon, he befriends Slime, a massive toad who resides in the tower.

They eventually become good friends.

Very supportive and helpful, especially towards gary.

Dating Gary

GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY

Transmasc

Gustavo replacement

General Stanton:

[NO IMAGE YET, WORKING ON HIS DESIGN SORRY]

VC: Colonel sanders

64 year old entrepreneur/conman, who’s always looking for a deal. He prints out Boss tickets and sells them to Gary so he can fight the bosses. 

Lawful Neutral

Very suspicious.

Parody of colonel sanders

Magician, disappears with your money. 

A truly neutral party, only caring about what he can get from this whole situation. He helps BB's burger, and Gary.

 Runs his fried chicken restaurant outside of the tower.

Used to be a general in the WAR. He did suffer a leg injury, now needing a cane

Heterosexual

Cisgender

Mr. Stick replacement

Frank Fry (A.K.A. FryGuy):

VC: Elvis Presley

39 year old Rockstar. He is a sentient box of fries who plays Punk/Rock n' Roll. He is the boss of floor 1.

Chaotic Neutral

A lot less egocentric than pepperman, but can be pretty vain, and cares about appearances and what others think of him. Keeps pepperman's pretentiousness.

Hates authority and capitalism and all of that.

An actual anarchist, his songs are often about fighting the system and shit.

His musical style is like a mix of 50s greaser and punk rock.

Uses A Little Bit Of 50s Slang

Despite his capitalism bashing, he's very materialistic, and his shows can be pretty costly.

Actually commits crimes, usually vandalism with spray paint.

Has a crush on Boss 2, often committing crimes to get their attention. (They are unaware)

Aesexual, and biromantic.

Cisgender

Pepperman replacement

The Investigator (Real name: Jack Hankshaw)

VC: Spiderman Noir

41 year old detective/Private Investigator. Despite they're humanoid appearance, they are in fact just 2 greaseslimes in a trench coat. They are the boss of floor 2.

Lawful Neutral

Acts quiet, stoic, calm and collected, they are a protector of the noir inspired city district. Behind the almost emotionless Facade, they are actually very emotional, only showing it when alone.

Talented gunslinger.

Most people don't know their identity, or even that they are a greaseslime.

They were inspired by Noir detective films.

Smokes a comically large cigar.

Pays the bottom one (whose name is gravy and he's the snotty replacement) to be the legs of the costume.

Wears monochrome clothes.

Has a crush on Boss 1 that they don't show at all, but in reality gets flustered around him. (Boss 1 is unaware)

Pansexual

Non-binary

Vigilante replacement

THE JERK! (Real Name: Luigi Spaghett)

VC: Mario (The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!)

37 Year old billionaire/soda buisness owner/movie star/celebrity in general. He also commits crimes to make money, and usually never faces consequences due to his high power. He is the boss of flood 3.

Chaotic Evil

Rude, greedy, gluttonous, insane egomaniac who does anything to get what he wants.

Has no sense of fear. Simply doesn't feel it at all. He always has MAXIMUM confidence in Any situation, and never plans.

Despite his diet, and his usual laziness, he has a lot of muscles. He got that wario build.

Absolutely LOVES soda and junk food.

Hypoglycemic

Aroace (unless I'm feeling silly, then he's bi)

Cisgender

Noise replacement

Mabye I will post extra characters LATER

Also last silly thing:

[pbandjesse]

I had a crazy allergy/breathing attack this evening. It sucked. I thought I was doing better. I was very frustrated and disappointed. But I am doing pretty good right now. Medication working.

I slept a little better but not great. I was drowning again. I was not comfy. And when I woke up I was very very down.

I tried to be okay. I washed my face. I felt bad about my hair and face. I tried to be positive but I was just a little grumpy.

When I got downstairs James made me feel better. They had worked on their sour dough and taped out the wall for painting and they finally hung the Open sign! It looked great.

I had woken up early enough that we had a few minutes to spend together. Just talking. Getting ready to leave but not in a rush.

When I finally left it was raining. Big drops. I was not thrilled. I considered calling out. I keep considering that. But I would get better and stop feeling so bad.

I had a pretty nice drive to camp. And when I got there it was heavy raining and while I wasn't thrilled to be there I felt good to be in nature.

I would suffer more though. My breakfast tasted soapy. I am assuming because of the silicone container. I heard that can happen. I was kind of disappointed. I would eat half of it before I had to give up. I would have tasty kake cupcakes instead.

I decided I wanted to take a walk. And I think this is what made my day better. My idea was that because it has been warm and now was raining there might be mushrooms.

And I was right! I had gotten my umbrella from the car and would start my walk over by frog hallow. No frog eggs but I saw a beautiful hawk. I started walking up the hill to the Adirondack and my headphones started cutting in and out. And I was like oh weird. And went to get my phone out of my pocket and it was gone!

I backtracked down the hill and found my phone face down in the wet grass. Ugh. Thankfully it dries easy and never acted weird. I was very lucky. Thank you to my headphones for alerting me.

I would continue my walk. I found witches butter and a brown jelly mushroom I am not sure the name of. I found lots of turkey tails. And some beautiful mosses. I was having a great time.

I thought I found some ghost pipes. And when I crouched down to move the leaves I discovered it was actually a skull!! Buried snout down, the holes in the back of the head has tricked me! It was very very exciting. I think it's a raccoon. It's hard to tell but I will investigate more later.

I would leave the skull with some mushrooms and would return for it on my walk back. I went to the little people tree and was excited to see how many structures kids had built from sticks were standing. It was a really nice walk.

I would head back down and grabbed the skull, which was surprisingly clean and sun bleached, and went back to the office in a pretty great mood. Remembering I need to get new rain boots (mine have a hole). But I stayed pretty dry.

When I got back Sarah and Elizabeth were in. We chatted. Filled eachother in about the weekend and what I missed yesterday. James texted me pictures of our pink wall that I'm so excited about. And me and Sarah would decide to go to woodlands to put new mattress covers on at 1030.

We would have to drive up to Yukon first to get the covers. And they are weirdly heavy. But we handled it and she drove us up to the Pueblo. Through the mud and everything.

We thought it would be difficult and it wasn't easy but it was easier then we thought. We would change covers and sweep. Found a very purified rodent of unknown origins. Like it was just. Viscera and teeth. Couldn't even see any other bones. It was very gross. We (I) would throw that mattress over the railing into the rain because I didn't know how else to clean the meat off. Gross.

We would spend a while moving beds around to make it make more sense. Tried to make it presentable. There's an open house this weekend so we for sure want it to look nice.

We would start to get tired. Joe would come up and check in with us about some stuff. We showed him the mattresses that were to gross to salvage. Told him about the rodent. We would throw some trash in the back of his truck. And decided to call it lunch time.

I had my leftover chipotle which was perfect. I would do some research on wallpaper. James would let me know the issues they were having with painting the stairwell. The ceiling is just so stupid high. But we will figure that out. It's just really fun to see things coming together.

I would spend the next hour or so poking around online. Just looking at Etsy and Pinterest. And waiting for our meeting at 215.

The meeting was actually really good. It was nice to hear about Heather getting the YLP and camp open arms completely funded. Incredible. We also have so much stuff coming up. I'm excited for it to be busy again. The last couple weeks. With being sick and also being bored. It's kind of been killing me.

We would finish the meeting with some for was direction. About planning training and what I should focus on tomorrow. Felt good to have a plan.

We would finish up around 330. And I decided to bounce a little early. I wanted to go to Marshalls.

I had become convinced I needed a new hair oil. That that would make me feel better about my hair. And I would have a really nice time walking around the store. I would get a face lotion in a container shaped like a snail. A very nice hair/anto frizz oil. A shirt for James. Some jelly beans. And best of all: a squished down version of my plushie named Carl! I was thrilled.

The nice cashier lady thought he was so cute. She also agreed with me about popcorn flavored jelly beans are great. She was very nice.

I was ready to go home. And I lucked out and there was barely any traffic. I would get home before 5.

When I got back I was so excited to see the link half wall. James did such a nice job. We would have dinner at the island. And talked a little about our days. But James would go to record their podcast and I would get to work on some organizing.

I first decided what pictures I want for the pink wall. I didn't hang them but I put them on the shelf for now. Then I would work on the three boxes in the studio. Not perfect but I got a good amount done.

I started not feeling amazing and would go cuddle up on the couch. And I would be pretty okay until James came down and gave me a pbandj so I could take my antibiotics and the all of a sudden I was choking and couldn't breathe and it was horrible. I was honestly scared. I took the inhaler and an allergy pill but it's been hours now and I am still not all the way right. Sucks.

James would fill a kettle three times so I could try and take a bath. They sat in the bathroom with me and we talked about wallpaper while I washed my hair. I love them so much.

They tried on the shirt I got them and they said it's their most lesbian shirt now and they love it. I think it's very fun.

I would do all my lotions and gave myself a face massage to try and help the puffiness I have been seeing. I cut sweetp's nails. He only yelled the entire time. James fell asleep a few minutes ago and I would like to do that too. I am really hoping to feel well enough to sleep all the way through the night.

I hope tomorrow is a good day. I hope you are all safe and happy. Goodnight everyone. Until next time.

[bikelock28]

What kind of parents to Ted do you think Remus and Tonks would've been if they survived?

I don't know why but I imagine that Tonks would be the 'easy one', the one who Ted could tell some juicy details from his teenage life and Tonks would be like 'ooh yeah I understand, tell me more!' and would sometimes behave like she's his friend rather than a mum (which sounds good but could be bad xD) I also imagine lots of cringe nicknames that would embarrass Teddy and lots of hugs and kisses, basically very affectionate and warm, like she was in books.

For Remus... I can't help but imagine him being loving but also strict and a bit cold. He would LOVE Tonks and Teddy obviously, but Remus is not naturally affectionate or open about his feelings and I don't think he would be a natural Family Man (like Arthur Weasley), so he would be reserved. He would express his love towards Teddy by saying how proud he was of Ted's Head Boy badge and ruffle his hair and clap him on the back. I also think his lycanthropy might affect their relationship - Remus would get grumpy, in turn Ted might also get sarcastic and grumpy if he's in a bad mood, which could result in a fight. Also, Remus gives me the ~old fashioned father~ vibes when it comes to discipline, if you know what I mean. BUT in spite of all this, Teddy would be a complete daddy's boy! Especially if he's more like Remus in personality and looks, and he and Remus could talk endlessly and understand each other.

Sorry for long post 🤡 what are your headcanons?

Thank you for your question. Don’t apologise for a long post- I love long posts:) and this reply has turned out v long also.

I touched on the answer a bit here: https://bikelock28.tumblr.com/post/624514058632232960/i-lobed-the-chapters-about-what-happened-to.

I don’t think either Tonks or Lupin would be very strict parents, but I also don’t think either would be the “friends with the kids” type. I don’t think either would be the Cool Parent, because frankly by the time children are old enough to fully understand/appreciate coolness, they’re too old to reckon it applies to their parents.

I think Lupin does most of the childcare. This means he and Teddy are close. Being a dad makes lupin happier than anything. He has a lovely relationship with Teddy: loves teaching Teddy stuff and is also good at being silly with him (remember this is a man who dressed Snape as Neville’s gran and who laughs at James’ jokes 20 years later! Do not underestimate the daftness Remus Lupin is capable of). I think Tonks would absolutely love all of the above.

I write Lupin as allergic to PDA with Tonks, and I think it would largely remain that way. But I don’t think he can keep his hands off Teddy, he is always hugging, tickling, kissing, ruffling hair, having Teddy climb on him, etc. It feels natural to him, he doesn’t even notice that he’s doing it in front of others.

If you grew up in a family where one parent was stay-at-home and the other went to work, you’ll remember that the latter coming home was a bit of a big daily occasion. I think that defo happens with Tonks- “MUMMY IS HOME! Mummy let me show you my drawing, mummy I scored a goal today” etc, hurling himself at her when she comes through the door. Plus it allows her to be Fun Mummy. 

However, Aurors presumably work many evenings, weekends, early mornings. If you grow up with a parent who works shifts like that then as the child it’s normal to you. But for many mums that‘s guilt-inducing. I think Tonks would really struggle with that, which makes me sad. Though I suppose the good thing about being married to Lupin is that you’d always have someone to talk to about guilt lol! I reckon she’d buy Teddy all sort of daft and unnecessary toys to make up for missing bedtimes etc. These presents would largely be junk Teddy didn't actually want or need. Lupin would find this habit extremely irritating and it would probably be something they'd argue about: "It's just a silly plastic frog, it was ten knuts," "So why did you bother getting it?" "It's just a little token to say sorry for being away so much this week," "It's clutter we don't need, like that whistle you got him in the Summer. He knows you wish you were home more, Tonks- you don't need to spoil him with junk to prove it," etc etc.

BUT I also reckon Lupin would also be indulgent of Teddy in a different way, e.g:

I bet he’d hate leaving him to cry as a baby. 

He’d have phases of extreme anxiety about Teddy’s safety. 

Because Lupin’s self-loathing means that he believes he Is Bad, and because he carries a lot of shame, he would be weird and paranoid about Teddy growing up with similar problems. This would lead to him struggling with if an how to punish Teddy when he’s naughty, and with even the idea/wording of “naughty”/“good”/“you’re in trouble” etc.

Tonks, like many people, would find all the above bemusing and infuriating. I headcanon that Andromeda was quite a strict parent to her, and as far as Tonks is concerned she (Tonks) turned out OK. Therefore i think Tonks would have a more normal and healthy approach to punishment: “sending Teddy to bed without his pudding will teach him not to steal biscuits from the tin again”, “telling him he’s been naughty isn’t shaming him”, “he knows we love him even if we get cross sometimes”. Whereas Lupin, with his aforementioned shame and self-loathing would be troubled by all that. I think he would defo argue with Tonks about it. E.g a battleground would be if Teddy can/should sleep in his parents’ bed: "It helps him sleep," "No, Remus, it helps you sleep, but not me, and I'm the one who has to be up at five to go to work," "I'll have him on my side, then" "It doesn't matter, he'll still end up keeping us awake. You've got to get over this clinginess," "He isn't clingy," "He's going to be because of you, and you are because of him. Look, I know you get anxious sometimes about him being alone at night, but he's safe here. He's in the room nextdoor. Nobody is going to hurt him," "That's not what I'm worried about," "Remus, that's exactly what you're worried about. We both know it. It's OK, I understand, but you can't let it effect how we are with Teddy," etc etc.

As for their family relationships when Teddy’s older:

I don’t agree with you about Tonks being keen to hear the juicy details of teddy’s teen life, or him being keen to tell her- remember this is his mum! Plus, if Teddy’s anything like his dad, he’s a closed book. And Tonks has enough experience of Remus by then to respect that in Teddy.

I also disagree with you about Lupin getting grumpy around the full moon. In canon he gets ill, not bad-tempered, so there’s nothing there to cause arguments with Teddy. I don’t think having a werewolf dad would make school easy for Teddy (even though said dad is also a war hero). But I don’t believe Teddy would ever directly blame Lupin for that, because Teddy’s grown up seeing first-hand how being a werewolf is an illness.

Overall I think Teddy’s Hogwarts years would be a happy time for the family (as much as they can be when you have a teenager in the house!). I headcanon Teddy as always pretty independent, so him growing up and making choices would be cool for his parents to watch. Especially as he’s a bright lad, and I don’t head cannon him as having any interest in being an Auror or going into politics. Probably a relief for his parents on a personal level, but also a big signifier for them (and their Order friends) that the war’s over, and they won it so Teddy didn’t have to fight or campaign or be afraid. He can live the life he chooses. He can be normal. Well, as normal as you can be when you have turquoise hair ;)

However, by the time Teddy’s in 4th/5th year I headcanon that Lupin would be getting increasingly unwell. Probably walking with a stick and tiring easily. Of course that’s a difficult thing for a parent to experience, and a child to witness. I think Tonks would try to make this all seem OK and fail, and everyone would be miserable about it. But being a loving family makes even a miserable time a little better.

Hope you enjoyed this long answer. As always, feel free to weigh in or send Asks or Messages.

[theadventurerslog]

King's Quest IV: The Perils of Rosella | Part 1

The Adventurer’s Log

King’s Quest IV: The Perils of Rosella Part 1

Release date: 1988

Introduction:

We've had two games with Sir Graham turned King Graham, we've had a game with Gwydion actually Prince Alexander and now it's Princess Rosella's turn.

The game picks up right at the ending of III with Graham tossing his cap to Alexander and Rosella. However, things aren't so happy after all. He once followed King Edward in becoming king himself; now he follows again with a heart attack. Thankfully, unlike King Edward he's dying, not dead. Leaving Valanice and Alexander to tend to the ailing Graham, Rosella retreats to the throne room in her grief.

Not all is lost. She wonders what to do and the Magic Mirror activates again and through it the Good Fairy Genesta of the land of Tamir appears.

She offers Rosella a deal: she can take Rosella to Tamir where a magic fruit can be found that will cure King Graham. However, Genesta's talisman was stolen by the evil fairy Lolotte and she only has 24 hours before she fades away without it and if she doesn't get it back she won't have the strength to send Rosella back home.

We can make Graham better than ever!

Rosella agrees to be taken to Tamir after some hesitation, but she wants to help her father. On the shores of Tamir Genesta explains her situation and how her talisman was stolen by Lolotte.

Very tentatively Rosella agrees to help and Genesta switches her dress to a peasant's clothing so no one will grow suspicious of her. And so we have two goals: get the talisman back and find the fruit.

Let the quest begin...!

...and the quest ends because like father like daughter I got killed right away.

Fell off a cliff in true King's Quest fashion. Thankfully I'd saved immediately after all the talk with Genesta. Boy, did her plan fail miserably in this timeline.

I set off again to explore and get the lay of the land as there's no magic map this time. It's back to manual mapping for me. I met a wandering minstrel who's not very good at playing his lute but I still requested a couple songs anyway. He's trying!

I found a fisherman's cabin. I looked around it and made a discovery.

These are truly the important facts to know about Rosella.

The woman was quite worried, grumpy and unfriendly. She wasn't willing to talk much and I bothered her until she yelled at me to "GIT, and I mean GIT!"

Outside was a pier where her husband was fishing and he wouldn't talk to me at all.

It was back to exploring for me and I ran into a satyr named Pan, playing his flute. I tried to talk to him, but he was too busy with his playing. I tried dancing and the game told me, "You couldn't keep up with him, Rosella." I tried singing and the game told me, "You hum along with Pan, but he doesn't pay any attention." Ah well, something else to deal with later.

I found a nice little stone bridge over a stream. Under the bridge was a gold ball, and I could see there was something under there! Unlike a certain closet top. That gold ball found its use very quickly as I soon found a pretty little pond with a crown-wearing frog. This was another case of I think a fairy tale/story I don't know, but thank you let's plays.

You can't get close to the frog without scaring it off. Instead you 'accidentally' drop the golden ball into the pond and then the frog fetches it for you and comes to the shore. You go to the frog, scoop him up and now we're back in familiar territory because naturally there's only one thing for a princess and a frog to do.

Look at it of course! Isn't he cute?

But, no, we've gotta kiss him.

With a...bit of a puzzling message.

Of course this transforms the frog back into a prince! And he sucks! He thought 'she was supposed to be a princesss?!' But 'she's nothing more than a PEASANT girl!' Eww. Rosella blanches at that a bit but says nothing. She could've kicked him.

Oh fine, never mind then. (unrelated incident but it fit you know. Incident being me trying to kick the rock just to see what would happen.)

Snotty ungrateful prince leaves behind the golden ball and little crown, so we got that for our efforts.

Continuing on I came across the Seven Dwarfs' house. It was a mess. I looked at different things then tried to take the soup.

Oh but Graham can steal soup; I see how it is.

After a little while, one of the dwarfs came back, got mad, accused me of trespassing and kicked me out. Oops. He yelled at me some more when I tried entering again so I left the screen and came and then was able to enter the now-empty house. What can we do to not get kicked out? Clean!

Once finished the dwarfs all come back happy as can be and get their soup.

Not looking so great, but the last dwarf does get an extra bowl for Rosella and invites her to join them. They talk and a friendly time is had with some tasty soup before it's time for the dwarfs to go back to the mine. But they've left a pouch of diamonds on the table! Naturally we take that. Thieving adventurer jokes aside I did bring the pouch back to them in the mine and they let me keep it and gave me a lantern.

Some nice exploration happening but of course I still needed to find Lolotte and that's what I ended up doing. Hello mountain path and hello goons.

Looks bad but let's be real: it's nice to not have to go up that winding path.

Lolotte's goons take us straight to her.

Rosella tries to defend herself, but Lolotte doesn't believe her and has her tossed into a rather grim looking cell with torture implements and two skeletons. There's not much to do but look at things and wait. Thankfully, unlike a certain boat, the wait isn't long and the goons come back for her and take her back to Lolotte.

Turns out her son, Edgar, convinced her Rosella was telling the truth, more or less.

He got shy...

Lolotte still doesn't quite trust Rosella and will only do so more if she completes a task for her. There's a unicorn she wants. Bring it back to her and we may gain her trust.

Not a pleasant task but we've gotta do what we've gotta do and the goons deliver Rosella back to the base of the mountain. I did actually see the unicorn already a few times, but lack the means to catch it or even get close.

Nearby I found some eeevil trees.

And then I died. I gotta go back and do that more because there are more death tree puns to be had and I can't not get those.

You can't go north from here because of all the murder trees so I went back west to more evil trees and then a cemetery and a decrepit old manor.

Naturally I had to read some of the graves. No love lost there it seems. There are others to read, some goofy, some more serious.

The manor itself didn't have too much for me yet. I found a book of Shakespeare--I guess he exists in this world. And I found a terrible staircase.

Please no.

I made one attempt, fell off and died and decided that's a battle for another day and left.

I did a little more exploring to fill in my map, headed back to the fisherman's house, getting killed by an ogre on the way. Back at the house the fisherman was still on the pier, but this time he got up and I was able to follow him back into their house where I talked to him and found out they haven't been able to catch much fish so he and his wife are struggling. I gave him the pouch of diamonds for which he and his wife were thrilled. He gave me his fishing rod in return and both he and his wife are much friendlier with Rosella now.

With a worm I'd found earlier I went fishing for... a fish, so now I have a dead fish because all inventories need a dead fish I suppose.

Next goals: keep exploring, find the minstrel and offer him the Shakespeare book and look for ways to get a unicorn.

Points: 32/230

Deaths: 5

Time: 1:20

[ask-the-kitty-crew]

(Since you also have an Abgerny RP idea planned, can I also share my facts and theories for your version 👀👉👈

(This is long tho-)

Peter (the pig) - He's very energetic and loves to play games (Real life death cause: Got shot by an arrow)

Carl (the cat) - A big biter but loves to play with his friends (Real life death cause: Scratched by a wild animal)

Zee (the bee) - Very sweet and loves nature (Real life death cause: Worked as a beekeeper but she got stung by bees while trying to remove a hive)

Marvin (the snake) - Sneaky and curious- Always wants to go "first" while doing something cuz he says he's "tough" (Real life death cause: Got bit by a venomous snake)

Frank (the frog) - Pretty clumsy and not the brightest Abgerny but he's a big sweetheart (Real life death cause: His eyes got ripped off)

Paul (the polar bear) - Likes anything cold since he's a polar bear (Real life death cause: Hypothermia maybe?)

Ethan (the elephant) - The youngest of the Abgernies, being 11- Loves playing games and dancing (Real life death cause: Unknown, but it has something to do with his parents)

Birdo (the bird) - Pretty introverted and likes being alone and in peace (Real life death cause: Was a photographer who loved taking pictures of birds but he fell off a cliff and hit his head really hard)

Shaun (the snail) - Super into music, which is why he carries a speaker with him (Real life death cause: Got his neck snapped)

Amy (the axolotl) - Shy but very sweet with her friends- (Real life death cause: Either went insane or had some overdose)

Vurr/Vanessa (the fox) - Pretty much has main character energy- She's friendly with everyone she meets (Real life death cause: Unknown)

Barry (the bat) - Roams around at night and loves playing music on some crystals he found (Real life death cause: Worked as a miner but suddenly got impaled by a bunch of crystals while trying to collect them)

Wally (the wolf) - Grumpy, stubborn and sometimes pretty rude (Real life death cause: Like Carl, got scratched to death by a wild animal)

Kori (the chinchilla) - A sweet and friendly Abgerny but is a bit of clean freak (Real life death cause: Unknown)

Molly (the moth) - Like Barry, she usually roams around at night but for some reason is scared of the dark (Real life death cause: Unknown)

Rainbow Flower - A sentient talking flower that represents happiness and positivity (Real life death cause: Used to be an actual flower that wilted due to neglect)

Juan (the goat) - The proclaimed "leader" of the Abgernies- Very smart and almost everyone looks up to him (Real life death cause: Unknown)

Benson (the bunny) and Bearrito (the brown bear) - Two besties with different personalities- Benson is sweet but very quiet and Bearrito is energetic and loves to make jokes and puns (Real life deaths cause: Somehow got sliced in half?))

(Make whatever you want out of this :P)

- Wolf ( @minusgangtime's mod)

I LOVE these! :0

[chalklinechickadee]

[phantomenby]

Who framed Miss Emerson?

Anonymous asked:

Hello! I have a request for the lost boys pol please. I was rewatching who framed roger rabbit, and Jessica rabbits iconic scene popped up and all I could think about was what if the lost boys met reader that way. like reader is michaels sister and he had to pick her up from her performance so they just decide to watch. Thank you.

Loud music thrummed around the club, making the walls shake and disorientating the occupants even more than the substances they were abusing had.

On a small stage at the front was a rather fabulous bank, full of scantily dressed figures, adorned in black clothing and golden jewelry.

In the middle stood a woman, wearing a dress made entirely of gold and bronze thread, with long lines of squeins draped off of it that shone in the blinding light above. From afar it was like watching a star. Miss Emerson, she was know as, someone who had only been in town a year but had become quite popular with the locals who crossed the door of The Snake Pit.

Her hair was long and soft, straightened out of it natural curls and now draped down in a gentle wave. In the soft glow of the lights shining down above it looked like a river made from chocolate. But it was her smile that drew people in, always adorned with a lustrous lipstick and drawn tight into a seductive grin.

She was a siren in an ocean of fools.

-

You knew you were attractive, but the constant passage of people coming to see you affirmed your ego.

It had been almost a year since you had started working here, having decided to take a break from beginning college when your parent's divorce was finalised and trying to make enough money to actually be able to afford clothes let alone a three-year course and biodiversity studies.

When you had applied for a job as a bartender the last thing you had expected was to become a performer, even bartending was a stretch for your once introverted self. But Santa Carla had brought something in all of you Emersons when you moved from Phoenix to the sunny oceanside town.

For your younger brother Sam, he had become quite nerdish, still prancing around like a peacock in his extravagant fashion while befriending the local comic book geeks.

The Frogs.

They were odd but supposedly harmless, your mother doted on them once she found out how neglectful their own parents were, and in some sense, they were akin to younger brothers to you and Michael.

Michael. He was a bit different.

For the first two months, he had been such a grumpy bastard, even going so far as to upset your mother once or twice a week, which was when you all put your foot down and staged a much-needed intervention into his behavior.

Turns out he was just struggling with the move, which was understandable. And the friends he had met were kind of hazing him which was, less understandable.

But soon enough they toned it down, though at the same time moms new boyfriend Max vanished and was never heard from again.

Which was great because he was really fucking creepy.

Finally finishing your set you bowed slowly at the waist, looking up and fluttering your lashes teasingly as a sweet smile dawned on your face. The sound of cheering and clapping grew, only fading as you trotted off the stage with a bouquet of white roses in your arms.

It was a relief when you finally sat down, feet finally free from your dark velvet stilettos they would never truly get used to.

"Well," you slipped them off, curling your toes and groaning as you felt your ankles click, "two-twenty-nine that's a good night."

Sometimes people would tip you while you were still on stage, but you were always guaranteed around a hundred each night.

The summer was making the crowds larger and in the flowers and notes of misplaced affection you received was often a couple of bills that the club owner, a rockin' old lady called Cheri, would let you keep almost all of.

"Knock knock," you turned to meet the eyes of your brother, who was slipping through the door and coming to throw his arms over your shoulder, hugging you tight, "you sleepy bubs?"

You nodded, leaning back into your elder brother's embrace, watching as he helped you gather your things and offered you the leather jacket you always wore.

It was a Saturday, and tomorrow you would have the day off, so you didn't bother changing out of your dress knowing it would be cleaned and pressed by the time your next shift came round.

"You have a good night Mikey?" Your arm was around his waist, your head pressing into his shoulder as he walked you out the back, keeping you close in your sleepy state.

He nodded, "you could say that."

Michael had an ok night, he had spent it with Star, of course.

But her "brothers", the four idiots who never had enough to do, had soon enough tracked the two of them down and forced them to hang out with them under the guise of Laddie missing his big sister despite the fact that Laddie now lived at the Emerson house.

When he had tried slipping away to pick you up they had pestered him, wondering what kind of delicious secrets he was keeping from them, when usually his mind was an open book to their abilities.

Little did he know the four delinquents had followed him as he picked up his mother's station wagon, all the way home and back to the end of the boardwalk, where he had gone into a rather scandalous club known for its fanciful events and gorgeous acts.

They had sparsely been since the forties when the owner realised his acts would last half as long when pretty boys took them out for the evening. But that old fart had died quite some time ago.

Watching from above they stared down at you hungrily, chests purring with an unknown emotion as they memorised your scent and every feature.

The four shared a look, eyes glowing as they leaped into the night. This would be one of their best games yet.

-

"Come onnnn-"

"No Sam."

"But you hardly go, and there's gonna be some cool clothing stalls, you know how much you said you wanted to upgrade your wardrobe."

"You did say that honey," you sent your mother an exasperated look from where you sat atop the kitchen counter, watching her fuss with some meat grandpa had brought home from hunting, "and you hardly go out beside work, all that money doesn't need to go to school, my love."

Lucy's warm hands met your cheeks, gentle blue hues meeting your own in a loving gaze, "you gotta have fun little dove, you're still young."

Sam's own eyes burned into the side of your head, they were both right of course, you had wanted to buy some new outfits since you had arrived in Santa Carla. But you had become so worried about money during the divorce that the idea of spending things on what you wanted, rather than what you needed, was far from your mind.

And you did miss going out. Phoenix was so much different than your time here, you never missed the opportunity to spend an evening out on the town with your close friends, something you missed dearly.

"Fine."

They both cheered, your mother kissing your nose and Sam yanking you off and spinning you, before dragging you up the stairs so he could help you find something to wear.

-

"What about this?" You held up a flower-patterned shirt to Sam, watching as he inspected it before nodding, then showing you his own find that you chewed your lip at.

Crunchy velvet was rather distasteful, and the texture was awful, "don't you hate how that stuff feels on your skin?"

Sam looked at it, before sighing and putting it back, "there's almost nothing good, Marko hyped this up so much."

Marko

You had heard that name before, along with a few others. For some reason Michael was less than eager to let you meet his friends, even his girlfriend Star was off-limits for the time being. Which sucked because he described her as being fun and dreamy, honestly it felt like he was trying to prove something to you most of the time.

Like she was good enough.

But you couldn't care less, as long as she wasn't some awful wench like the girls he used to hand around with back in Phoenix.

"It's only the first day Sam, I'm sure there will be more over the next week," you wrapped your arm around his shoulders, squeezing comfortably and letting him lean into your touch, "besides I've barely seen any of the boardwalk, you gotta give me a tour little man!"

He huffed at the nickname, but chose not to whine about it too long.

"Fine, I know just the place," his hand wrapped around yours, pulling you away from the stalls and towards the more structured shops, ones that were actual buildings rather than little tables shrouded in cloth.

When he finally stopped you looked around, taking in the shop you recalled him obsessing over. The Frog comic book shop, painted a soft blue and full of laughing youngens.

"This where your friends live huh?"

Your brother grinned, nodding and walking ahead as you fingered through the bins of dollar comics by the front, laughing at the dumb titles and ridiculous drawings of big-breasted superheroines with outfits smaller than your own bathing suit.

"Are kids really reading this trash these days?-"

"Trash?!" You froze as a gravelly voice exclaimed beside you, turning to meet the eyes of a boy dressed like Rambo.

Sam sent you a look behind the boy, warning you not to embarrass him, but it was really hard trying not to laugh at Edgar's fit.

"Oh hi Eddie-"

"It's Mr Frog to you, civilian," you gaped at him, scoffing at his cheek, "and I'll have you know we're the best comic book store in Santa Carla."

You smiled sweetly, pinching his cheek, "oh sweetie, you're the only comic book store in Santa Carla."

He batted your hand away, growling like an irritated puppy.

Your brother sent you a deadpan stare, to which you blew a kiss.

"I'm gonna head off Sam, go look around somewhere else, m'kay?"

He nodded, dismissing you to hand out with his two friends, Alan being the only one to say by to you as you walked outside.

It was busy, as expected, but you could see some cool stalls just across from you.

You began walking ahead, pushing through the tourists with great difficulty. You had almost reached the other side when a large figure slammed into you, throwing you to the ground with little care and running off towards the rides.

"What the hell-"

A hand was placed in front of you, covered in thick rings, you accepted, eager to get off the gross wooden floor.

"You okay beautiful?"

You flushed at the smooth voice addressing you, shifting away from it slightly to look up at where it was coming from.

He was tall, taller than you, and surrounded with wild blonde hair that had been teased two inches above his hairline.

"Y-yeah, sorry I'm not usually this clumsy," your hands ached and you looked down at where they were scuffed, pouting at the small drops of blood you could see seeping from the scratches on your palms, "shit-"

"You hurt?" cold hands encased your own, pulling on your wrists gently.

Nodding you watched as his thumbs smoothed over your cuts, shushing you softly when you hissed and pulled away.

"Come on, I've got something to clean you up."

He began pulling you towards the exit, and your mind didn't think to stop before letting a stranger pull you away.

When he stopped walking the two of you had reached a row of bikes, three other boys watching you walk towards them with odd looks in their eyes.

"Whatcha got there Paulie," a voice purred at you, coming from a curly-haired blonde, who was leaning towards you as Paul brought you to, "you lost sugar?"

Christ. These men would be the death of you.

You turned to meet his eye, preparing to respond before you saw a glimpse of curly brown hair you were all too familiar with.

"Wait, Michael?"

Your brother spun round, eyes wide and mouth open, he had been facing a girl who you thought must be Star.

She spoke before your brother could.

"Oh my god!" faster than you could blink she was rushing around the bikes to embrace you, arms squeezing your waist and she pulled you close.

"Is this the sister you've been hiding from us Michael, hmm?" the next one to speak was who you realised was David, recognizing his spiky white hair and pale eyes burning into you, "you didn't say she was so pretty."

Your brother growled, moving to stand and sending David a warning look.

"I didn't say much for a reason David."

Star had pulled away from you now, watching your brother and his friend glare at each other, "sheesh guys what a way to make a first impression."

They finally broke their stare down, both of their eyes softening as they took in your form.

Michael walked towards you and checked you over, he could smell the blood coming from your hands, not that you knew that.

"You okay?" he brought you closer to him, pulling you away from the crowd of vampires surrounding you, lifting your hands to inspect them, "who-"

"Nobody," you cut him off before he could get too riled up, "just a bit clumsy, you know me."

He frowned but didn't push, pulling you into a side hug and turning you a little to face his friends.

"Well sis, these are my friends, my friends this is my-"

"Sister, we know," David cut him off, walking towards you and holding out a gloved hand, "I'm sure we'll be seeing more of each other now, Mikey can't keep you from us anymore."

-

A week later and you were performing again, a tight red dress dragging down your body and flaring out at the bottom.

It was new, a gift from an admirer, and worth everything to you.

From the embroidered hem to the way it slipped off your shoulders, showing off your soft skin and emphasizing your dark hair.

The crowd was packed and people cheered after every song, sending you tips and flowers. One man even sent you a bottle of wine.

But it was the four men in the back you were most excited about. Star and Michael had come to the club for a date night a few days ago, but now David, Dwayne, Marko, and Paul were sitting in one of the booths.

Their eyes were shining, and you could just catch glimpses of them throughout the night.

When your set ended you took a deep bow, making eye contact with them as you rose back up.

And as you returned to your dressing room you squealed in delight at the large bouquet of pink and peach toned flowers on your dresser, a cluster of bills pinned behind a note.

"You like them, princess?"

Cold hands encased your waist as a figure came up behind you, catching you off guard as another hand reached for your face, curling around your jaw.

[jostepherjoestar]

Do the Stardust Crusaders prefer an adorable or sexy s/o?(not poly, like what does each member prefer? also i hope this made sense)

Stardust Crusaders and their preferences HC’s

suggestive // gn reader

So this one made me think a little since in my opinion your fave will ALWAYS like you no matter what! So instead of only going by “adorable or sexy” let’s widen it up and delve a bit deeper into their preferences personality wise and style wise :D (ofc u will always be their favourite dw 😌) Kakyoin and Jotaro are kept sfw!! 💖✨

Avdol

Avdol is such a kind and understanding soul but still never afraid to voice his opinion in an earnest manner. He’ll appreciate that sentiment in his partners too, open to many ideas and understanding others’ way of thinking.

He does enjoy someone who’s a bit rowdy or playful to help bring out that side in him. Being silly together and just overall heightening the playful atmosphere really puts him at ease.

That’s the exact reason he secretly loves a little bit of chaos around him. Avdol himself is calm and determined but drama and unexpected events always seem to follow him. Don’t worry though, he loves being able to stride in and show off his abilities he’s so proud of!  

Be sure to work on your debate skills though, the man is a whole library of knowledge and if you end up in a discussion he needs you to be able to offer your substantiated opinion. If you talk him into a corner, be sure to soften the blow to his ego with lots of hugs and kisses afterwards 😌

Style-wise the man doesn’t have strong preferences. Earthy tones and a natural flare complement his own style very well though, so he loves a bit of a scholarly look as well. Show up in a long coat and cute glasses carrying some cool old books you’ve found and he might just swoop you off your feet hehe!

If you wear a minimalistic set in the bedroom- think dark burgundy, chocolate, burnt orange, he cannot take his eyes off of you. He’ll treat you like the absolute present you are while he unwraps you 😏  

Polnareff

Let this man spoil you for the love of all that is good!!!

He has SO much love to give and he will shower you by the bucketload so you better enjoy his antics! He thrives off of complementing you, albeit with the cheesiest lines, anything to see your cheeks flush. Also expect lots of cute gifts!!

If you’re a bit clumsy, get embarrassed easily and are a bit shy... Polnareff will never let you go, he’s so smitten by the way you stand behind him so often while meeting new people as he chatters away. He’ll pull out his best charming jokes to get you to laugh and when he sees how cute you are trying to hide your smile he’ll come smother you with kisses.

Loves it when you go along with his jokes and impulsive nature but prefers it if you’re a bit more responsible, the man struggles with self control so needs some guidance and someone to hold up the stop signs.

He will also look up to a more dominant person just as much, wanting to make sure he does everything to be on his best behaviour to please you. But he never looses that cheeky side and loves getting reprimanded for it. (not just in the bedroom, daily life as well) So make sure to keep that leash tight ;D!

Ok as much as I hate to say it... this man’s style tastes can be a bit tacky. If you like pink he’d love to see you in anything cutesy and frilly, perhaps to a worrying degree. Be sure to gently steer him to your own choices, he’ll forget all about his own ideas if you show a bit of skin anyways. This man is too easy to distract for his own good 🙄

Oldseph (forgive me Suzy Q 🙏)

Because he is the way he is *sigh*, he loves being yelled at for his antics. Joseph will never stop acting like a child no matter his age, that youthful sparkle always present even as he has started to take life a lot more serious.

Boss him around a little too much and he’ll pick you up just to smirk at you until you shut up. Eye-rolls are the dead give away that you like him and he’ll gladly accept them along with the annoyed sighs.

If you reside on the other side of the spectrum- playful and offering a childlike wonder too, he’ll take it all the way. Everyday is a silly playdate, joking around, showing off, any way to impress you and pull you along into the fun.

He LOVES vintage clothes, the fifties are his favourite era style wise and adores it when you dress the part. Joseph ain’t no chump so he’ll always offer to pay the deft fees of authentic vintage pieces. Hell, he’ll even fly you overseas if there happens to be a special item on sale that you’ve been eyeing.

Just like Polnareff, he loves to spoil you. Indulging your every need, even when you’re grumpy or mad at him. It’s his life’s goal to make those droopy corners shoot upwards with his dumb jokes and antics.

Stroll up in nothing but stockings and garters and he’s dead. Good job you killed the un-killable Joestar! But before his soul ascends the mortal plane he’ll ravish you, sure to buy you a new pair that’s even prettier.

Jotaro

As we all know this edgy dude doesn’t love loud annoying people. But here’s a secret he’ll never audibly let slip: if he sees you holding yourself back, trying not to be “too” much of anything he might not like... that next yare yare is him admitting he doesn’t mind it, as long as you don’t start yelling. He’ll actually enjoy your excitement, quietly of course, sure not to let others onto his amusement of your cuteness.

If you share his interests (marine biology, reading, nature in general) he’ll feel a bit more inclined to talk about them, just a smidge. Jotaro enjoys listening to you talk about your passions though, even if they differ from his. That intent stare taking in the way your eyes sparkle, that cute smile making butterflies flutter in his stomach.

Even though he loves going on walks, admiring nature and inhaling the fresh air, he is a secret homebody and would love it if you shared the sentiment. Lounging on the couch in comfy clothes, quietly enjoying each other’s presence while doing your own things, just basking in the shared space.

Since this is SDC Jotaro, he’s in the early stages of his love for showing off his accessories and he likes it when you do too. Just a couple of small hints at your likes through cute pins or a small chains.

He likes to be stylish but is by no means that into fashion, he knows what he likes and sticks to that. But if you’re a bit more of a fashionista he’ll share his opinions on louder outfits that attract a lot of attention. Just don’t take it too personal, he means well 😬

Likes you best in your comfortable pj’s, wrapped up like a cute burrito in a dolphin blanket 🥰

Kakyoin

As much as the jokes get made, if you’re the mom friend, he’s constantly trying to do right by you. A doting nature that still lets him be independent will make him go 🥰😍!!

Love and kindness towards others is so endearing to him, and if you’re not afraid to speak your mind openly, he might have to confess his love right this minute. He won’t be shy in letting his liking for you show either, offering charming jokes and compliments whenever you’re near.

And if you share his dry genZmemer humour, gently starting to drop hints that you’re not afraid to be a bit edgy you become his ultimate favourite person.

Because of his introverted nature, he likes someone who is a bit more independent as well, offering yourselves time and a comfortable pace to move in throughout the relationship.

He also greatly admires a strong need for justice and loyalty to a cause, it shows integrity and intelligence. That fiery passion in your eyes invigorates him just as much!

Kakyoin loves elegance and something that complements your features, no matter what style. He does have a bit of a thing for having matching colour palettes or at least ones that complement each other.

Cool gem tones are his favourite; emerald, ruby, sapphire...the list goes on.

At home though...get him a random shirt with a ridiculous slogan or phrase and he’ll wear it till it’s barely hanging on by a thread. Make him one too, a plain white shirt with a scribbly drawn frog or a meme-y phrase! He’ll wear it forever, being reminded of his love for you every time he laughs at the visual 😊