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aggressive-positivity-network · 4 years ago

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General Demo in a relationship Headcanons?

Demo in a Relationship

Headcanons

Meeting for the first time:

Probably either at a pub or some sort of restaurant that serves drinks.

He sees a person put something in your drink, and he absolutely loses it. He’s not even drunk (bonus headcanon: he only gets himself drunk if he’s tired or upset) but he just chews the guy out. Tears him a new one.

“YA CAN’T FIND A LASS WITH THAT WORMTOOTH SMILE ‘A YOURS, SO YA DECIDE TA GET ONE ALL DRUGGED UP AND DRAG HER HOME LIKE THE FAE?! YOU’RE GONNA BE THE ONE STUMBLIN’ AROUND ONCE I GET AHOLD OF YA!”

He starts beating the guy up, and invites you to join him. You accept, fists swinging. The manager and bartender say nothing, since they are all very good friends and they watched the whole thing unfold. However, they had to ��kick” Demo and you out, since to technically caused trouble on the property. However, they were very nice about it and even got you a free drink to replace the tainted one.

Demo introduces himself and asks if you’d like some company on the way home, since it was getting late. You say yes, and he ends up sleeping on your couch. You don’t mind, and he even calls you that next afternoon to thank you and ask if you’d like to go to dinner as payment.

At first you refuse, because it was no trouble at all, but then realize that this is Demo asking for a date. You set the time, ask off work, and get yourself ready.

First date:

He’s the kind of person to just talk about anything and everything when he’s nervous. And he is certainly nervous on this date.

He’s wearing his normal clothes plus a bow tie and sans his beanie. He still has it in his pocket though - for luck.

He picks a seafood restaurant next to a pier, after making sure that you were a fan of seafood, of course.

The people at this restaurant know him too, and the waitstaff tease him about having a date. He smacks them on the shoulder and says something between his teeth, and they walk away, still laughing.

After the meal, which was comped because of the “entertainment,” they say Demo provided them with, you both walk to the edge of the pier and look at the stars. However, rather than ecstatic, you feel nauseous. The shrimp must have been bad...

You finally puke off the edge of the pier, and Demo pats your back and guides you back to the car, even offering to carry you. He apologizes profusely, and says that he will make sure it never happens again.

You wait in the car while he goes in the restaurant. He comes back with a two-liter bottle of ginger ale, a straw, and a huge gash on his knuckle that was bound up with a washcloth.

When you ask about it, he says not to worry about it and that he took care of it. You decide not to press him.

Romance beginning:

He asks you out on a park bench, on your fourth or fifth date.

“Er...I know we’ve not know each other long...but I think you’re a real bonny lass, y’know? Perhaps we can...well, I can be your lad?”

At first you don’t get it, and ask if he is asking to marry you. He stumbles and sputters.

“N-no, lass, we’re just kids...I meant...y’know...boyfriend and girlfriend.”

You smile and kiss him on the tip of his nose, which causes him to stammer even more. He didn’t think he would get this far. Embarrassed, he pulls his beanie over his eyes, his usually dark cheeks turning even darker.

You eventually say yes, but you had to wait for Demo to lift his head up from his hands.

Jealousy:

Demo doesn’t get very jealous - he has friends that are girls AND boys, so shooing other boys away doesn’t make much sense to him.

Sometimes he jokes about your guy friends, saying, “What, are ye gonna up and leave me for tall, blonde, ‘n handsome over there?”

But you know full well that he trusts you, and that he knows you can hold your own.

Even if someone flirts with you while you’re out somewhere, he’s relatively civil, even friendly.

“Aye, sorry lad, this one’s taken. Better luck next time.”

There was one time when a guy pushed it way to far.

You two were at the mall - you were looking for a certain figurine of your favorite character, and he was looking for a few...undisclosed items.

A guy asked if you were single, you say no and pointed to Demo, who said the same cheery spiel he always did.

“Huh...though he was your father or somethin’. You sure you should be with a guy that old? He’ll die before you’re in your prime.”

Demo had mellowed out, especially since he was with you, so he just shrugged.

“It’s ma beard. Adds ten years on me.”

“Shows every bit of it, huh?”

Demo begins to look physically frustrated, so you jerk your head, to signal that it was about time to leave the situation.

You guys try to leave, but the guys follow you, continuing to comment about how old Demo is for you.

Finally, the guy says, “I mean, if you guys wanted a threesome, maybe...”

Demo swirls around and punches him in the face, not realizing he still had a brass knuckle he had bought still on his fist. The guy’s nose is broken, and his left eye is bleeding.

The guy tried to sue, but because of Demo’s near immunity (the mercs have great resources), he wasn’t charged. The guy, however, was charged with harassment.

Introduction to the Mercs:

Instead of meeting Demo’s family, you meet his coworkers, which you find a little strange. Demo brushes it off by saying that these people were pretty much his family.

You enter the base’s lobby, and the first thing that you see is a tall, thin man pointing a revolver at you.

“Who are you, and whom do you work for? I’ll gladly get rid of a weak link.”

You, being a detective, cooly draw out your own gun before Demo walks in. He’s absolutely horrified.

“I told ya she was comin’, didn’t I? Ya don’t have ta give her the third degree, Spy!”

Spy raises his eyebrows, checks his watch, and puts his revolver away. “You are a bit early, oui?”

“By five bloody minutes!”

“You can never be too careful, mon ami. My deepest apologies, mademoiselle...”

Spy takes your hand and starts to kiss it, but then just touches it lightly with his forehead for a few seconds.

The other mercs trickle in, starting with Scout.

“Hey, so this is the broad you’ve been talkin’ about, huh?”

He takes a closer look at you, then grins.

“She doesn’t have a little sister, does she?”

Demo smacks Scout in the back of the head playfully. “She’d be out of your league even if she was just half as beautiful.”

“Aw, c’mon, who can resist this?” he says, gesturing to his face and winking at you.

Engineer and Heavy are next.

Engineer shakes your hand and takes off his building hat.

Heavy tries to get down to your level. “She is...small...” He glances at the gun, which is still in your hand, and laughs a booming laugh. “But she is fierce!” He glances at Demo. “Be careful with this one.”

By the time Sniper walks in, you’re wondering how many there are.

Sniper tips his hat so far down that is covers his eyes. “G’day.”

Soldier and Pyro come in together, and Soldier salutes and says, “Welcome to the ranks, maggot!”

Pyro, on the other hand, runs up and hugs you, almost lifting you completely off the ground. You’ve seen a few hazmat suits, but you’re still a little unnerved.

Finally, Medic walks in, Archimedes still on his finger.

“Ach, vhy are there alvays visitors during feeding time...?”

Six or seven doves soon follow, landing pretty much anywhere they can. In fact, one of them lands on you. It startles you a bit, but you are soon petting it’s head. Medic gently retrieves it from you.

Instead of greeting you, he looks you up and down.

“Five foot seven - a bit tall for a woman - Indian descent, I’m sure. But...there is something else...ah! Yes! African American! Your hair is straightened, but has that same texture that is common in that race. About thirty years of age. And...”

He looks at your feet.

“...slightly pigeon-toed.”

You blink, then start putting your hair in a ponytail.

“Six feet. Pure German descent. Mid-forties. Ambidextrous, though you lean more towards your right, ‘cause your callouses are bigger on your right hand. May or may not be sociopathic, since you studied everyone’s faces and matched their expressions before you talked to me. And...do you usually wear gloves?”

Medic nods, his eyes wide and his mouth on the verge of a smile. He looks at Demo, then back at you.

“God help you if you decide to cheat.”

Demo shakes his head. “I would never.”

That’s about all I have for you folks! If this is popular enough, I might make a part two!

But hey, my TF2 headcanons are always open!

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oddlovergirl · 3 years ago

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Team Fortress 2 but with VA/GW Characters (REVISED)

Since my friend Mel-Mel @melones-my-bottom-bitch is introduced to Team Fortress 2 by Miss Mingot @mingot-studios, I decided to do a rework of my mid-2020 post about the VA/GW characters as TF2 characters.

On the anti-heroic BLU Team, we have:·

Scout – Narancia Ghirga; Narancia is rather cocky and arrogant (as well as VERY short-tempered to the point of whipping out his switchblade knife if angered, which is often), and he is pretty tiny, so he fits the role perfectly.

Soldier – Bruno Bucciarati; Well, he is strong in both offense and defense (._.).

Pyro – Sheila E.; I only have one reason for giving her the role of Pyro, and it’ll all be explained below.

Demoman – Leone Abbacchio; what? The guy has a drinking problem that he mostly keeps under control.

Heavy – Guido Mista; Mista is the most comical of the team and will likely use Sex Pistols to direct the bullets, since he usually serves as the team’s enforcer.

Engineer – Pannacotta Fugo; Fugo has an IQ of 152 and when not upset (which is WHEN he gets hotheaded and violent) he’s usually polite, mature, friendly, and caring.

Medic – Coniglio; I know this seems controversial, but I decided on giving this character the role of medic instead of Giorno (don’t get me wrong; I did consider on giving the Medic role to Giorno at first). For those of you who don’t know Coniglio is, she is from Golden Heart, Golden Ring, a (dubiously canon) light novel taking place after the gang betrayed the Boss, written by Miya Shotaro and Gichi Otsuka, and illustrated by the Hirohiko Araki himself, released in Japan on May 2001 and three years later in Italy. Her Stand is The Cure (named after the English rock band), an adorable gem-encrusted rabbit capable of healing any injury or disease almost instantly. However, should it absorb too much pain, it’ll grow into a gigantic subhuman rabbit and go berserk, with it growing stronger the more it gets hit until Coniglio calls out to it to calm it down. To me its berserker state sounds like the OP version of the Ubercharge.

Sniper – Giorno Giovanna; Giorno likes to observe and analyze his enemies from his rifle scope, prefers subtle tactics to take down enemies that don’t draw too much attention, and he can turn his bullets into plant matter to trap his enemies for him to annihilate.

Spy – Cannolo Murolo; with his Stand All Along Watchtower, Cannolo makes the perfect spy for the team.

On the anti-villainous RED Team, we have:

Scout – Formaggio; that guy’s quick on his feet and able to improvise. With Little Feet, he’ll sizeshift to dodge enemy attacks. Then there’s the fact that Formaggio is a cocky son of a bitch.

Soldier – Ghiaccio; What? They're both violently crazy (even if Ghiaccio can be levelheaded at times) and seem patriotic (definitely the case with Soldier and his love for America, while foregin languages in Italian culture sets Ghiaccio off on a tirade as shown with his "Venezia" rant)

Pyro – Gelato; combine childlike with Ax-Crazy and here ya go :)

Demoman – Sorbet; I imagine Sorby spamming grenades to create a rain of blood and dismembered body parts. I'm just stumped with ideas.

Heavy – Risotto Nero; seriously, this guy might be officially tall at a whopping SIX FEET AND EIGHT FREAKING INCHES, so he’s very much a muscular giant. If you somehow manage to survive this guy’s hail of machine gun fire, depending whether you have the guy’s bullets imbedded in you or not, Risotto will use Metallica to turn you into a bullseye target at best or a human pincushion at worst.

Engineer – Pesci; generally speaking, Pesci could potentially be Only Sane by Comparison, as despite his cowardice, he's more intelligent and cautious. Not to mention it'll be a REALLY bad idea if you mess with him.

Medic – Melone; that guy might have a degree in human genetics. After all, he has a mad scientist shtick going on.

Sniper – Prosciutto; Prosciutto is all about professionalism. Both he and the Sniper are Affably Evil, as Prosciutto genuinely cares for Pesci and recognized Bruno’s worth as Capo, and the Sniper’s credo about his work as an assassin (“Be polite, be efficient; have a plan to kill everyone you meet.”) Also fitting that Prosciutto is part of the "Support Class" since Grateful Dead couldn't kill by itself and has a major weakness to the cold.

Spy – Illuso; that mofo would be the type of person to spam Electro Sappers onto the enemy machines, driving Fugo nuts and usually earning the ire of Shelia E.

Meanwhile, Diavolo is the administrator for both teams, with Doppio working for him.

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