#solangelo text post

[milomilesmib]

Percy: do you ever look in the mirror and just think "damn"

Nico: yes but that's just my inner catholic trying to send me to hell for kissing boys

Percy:

Nico:

Will: babe, you need therapy

[hyperfocuscentre]

I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE!! If I see one more person compare solangelo to one of those bitchy black cat x sunshine golden retriever mlm ships, I will lose my mind. Will Solace has literally never ever come across as a golden retriever, not once. In fact, he’s literally compared to a cat. The only sunshiny thing about him are his powers and his face, they are misleading because his personality is basically the opposite.

Nico may present himself in a ‘black cat’ kinda way but deep down he’s a softie and the amount of times he thinks super cute, love sick things in tsats is WILD. He reminds me of a drenched rat who likes to curl up on someone’s chest and snooze.

[valzhanginator]

did the show just delete the fact that percy was a wanted criminal in the entirety of the lightning thief? gabe gave an interview, blaming percy for sally's dissappearence, which made him the primary suspect. like the police was after him when they blew up the bus and his iconic 'my stepdad is a really sweet person' speech to a journalist after jumping from saint monica arc, people conspiring that they were manipulated into a t*rrorist group after his fight with ares. like????? where's all that?? where's the good stuff???

[aroaceleovaldez]

this is what the end of Blood of Olympus sounds like to me

[ravensire]

“you are his (poseidon’s) son!”

“i am sally jackson’s son! she’s the one who cared enough to call herself my mother. she’s the one who got herself killed so that i could be safe here!”

YOU TELL ‘EM PERCY!!!

[percabethlovebot]

heroes of olympus text posts 3/?

[underwxrldprincess]

Percy: *reading a newspaper*

Headline: BREAKING: Nico di Angelo and Will Solace reportedly spotted in gay bar

Percy: okay? "Fork spotted in kitchen?" Come on now

[godsdamahalfblood]

Will: *on the verge of tears* so i got a 60.

Nico: well that's basically a 70 and then you add your age it's an 85 and then you HAVE to round up so it's a 90 and then round up again because it's tuesday-

Kayla: it's wednesday.

Nico: shut up. round up again because it's WEDNESDAY and you got a 100! yay!

Will: *starts crying*

[intricate-ritualz]

nico: we should make out.

will: we are in a literal cemetery rn.

nico: yes? and?

will: we are surrounded by dead people.

nico: what are they gonna do? watch us?

will: i feel like that’s a valid concern with you around?

[yourcrumblingsaikiisnotmyproblem]

Oh you don't like cliches?

Can't relate. Gimme character A who is completely obvious, always pining, everyone in the entire plot knows they're in love with character B. And B is just so oblivious that they never even realise when the flirting hits them smack in the face. Until literally the entire plot is just everyone trying to spell it out that A is in fu*king love with them.

I love cliches. Gimme idiots in love.

[milomilesmib]

Nico: I probably wouldn't hunt you for sport if given the chance.

Will:

Will: what does that mean?

Nico, walking away:

Will, shaking: NICO WHAT THE F-CK DOES THAT MEAN???

[hyperfocuscentre]

“I tapped on your window on your darkest night, the shape of you was jagged and weak, there was nowhere for me to stay.. but i stayed anyway!”

“Is it insensitive for me to say ‘get your shit together’? so i can love you”

- solangelo from will’s pov, tbh

[valzhanginator]

some canon accurate valzhang

[ladynicte]

Some that I didn't include in the last post

[rueisblue]

Will: you and Jason Grace are friends?

Nico: yeah? Is that a shock?

Will, thinking about how Jason seems become friends with every short weirdo:.. nah

[sodamnbored]

Jason quietly, crouching behind a bush: Come on, guys.

Percy, amused: Stalking Nico? Didn’t realise you had a thing for him.

Jason: I do not have a thing for Nico. I’m just checking to see if he and Will are hitting it off.

Jason, staring intently at them over the bush: Come on you losers. Somebody say something. Hit it off.

Percy: Maybe you should give them some space?

Jason, indignantly: I’m all the way over here. How much space do they need?