#sofa date

[princessfroslass]

I need a scene where Angel it's like, seen petting KeeKee or some demon cat-like creature and just being adorable with it- and in the very next scene Husk comically kills a spider that was crossing his path as Angel just....stares at him, super offended.

[givemeuniversalcrossovers]

Luigi taking care of a Yoshi egg and Bowser walks past seeing him holding an egg cradling it like his own baby clearly warming it with his own body heat and it makes Bowser slightly feral. Accidentally turns on the baby brain. Absolutely needs to go make a nest and put his nest mate in there and have a healthy brood right now this very second. Higher thinking pft gone, only snuggle in nest and egg.

[opendirectories]

[delicatebeauties]

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[cookiiemancer]

sorry I'd you've already answered this, but like...how old are sun, moon, and eclipse? I'm just curious.

🇫🇷-French anon

Hello there! I don't actually remember either lol but i believe i left the guy's ages relatively unknown? Eclipse would be at least half a decade older though.

[skeleton-in-a-hoodie]

DDMG Tang Shen would hunt 12 Saki for sport.

No encouragement needed. Just mention that he kidnapped Miwa and tried to kill Splinter + the Turtles, and she'd be at his hideout in under 5 minutes with a claw hammer and 12 years of grief turned into pure rage.

by the time anyone else arrives, you'd just have ddmg shen covered in blood, stood above something that might have once been a human but it's hard to tell. she'd set the place on fire too.

like i just enjoy imaging ddmg shen stepping through the fire towards shredder, weapon in hand. she looks less like the woman he remembers, and more like a vengeful spirit come to drag him to the pit, mile by blood mile

[bronzewool]

Book: Irene Adler “The Woman” is a famous opera singer and actress, and one of four people to ever beat Sherlock Holmes in a battle of wits. Adler loves her husband dearly and only keeps hold of the blackmail she has over the Duke in order to keep herself safe, and will never reveal the photo to the public as long as he leaves them alone. Holmes never shows any romantic interest in Adler, or anyone for that matter, and only ever admires her for her wit and cunning.

Every adaption after: Irene Adler is a femme fatale, hopelessly in love with Sherlock Holmes, and some combination of a wanted criminal and dominatrix. Adler is allowed to beat Holmes ONCE, in order to teach him humility, but after that he needs to beat/save her in order to adhere to the status quo, and undo the lesson Book!Holmes learnt in the first place. This is somehow more feminist.

[david-watts]

home

[cartcop]

i do not yearn for buddie canon season 6. i yearn for buddie roommates season 6 and the emotional chaos that would ensue thereafter

[dr3comebackera]

Daniel describing how he broke his arm as a kid, from the Red Bull 2018 On the Sofa video

After Max answers “What’s the stupidest way you ever hurt yourself?” with a story of him drunkenly walking into a door: MV: “You?” DR: “I broke my arm as a kid. Uh, February the 13th, 2003. Basically, how did I- so I broke my humerus,” MV: “Okay” DR: “Like serious bone. And I broke it by throwing a tennis ball.” MV: *in disbelief* “How?! How can you-” DR: “I threw a ball, and my arm snapped.” MV: *grimaces* “Awhh. So how is that possible? DR: “In the end, I- so we found out I had a bone cyst. So something that, I guess some people get, it’s just, I don’t know how, I guess you’re just maybe born with it and over time, I guess it’s some form of like little, disease in a way. Anyway, so it, it’s this thing that eats away your bone over time, and eventually the bone becomes so thin that it-” MV: “It snaps?” DR: “eventually is gonna break. Basically.” DR: “Um, so it could’ve happened like, the doc- the hospital said it could have happened like, getting out of bed, like one morning I could’ve just gotten out of bed and it would’ve just snapped.” MV: *huge grimace and groan* DR: “So I was walking with my friends, erm, it was at lunchtime at school, and people were playing cricket. So the ball came over, so I like just picked it up, threw it, and that’s when it snapped. And I just fell to the floor, and all my friends were laughing at me, like ‘You’re being an idiot. Get up.’ And I was like, obviously crying. And yeah. And the guy that hit the ball, true story, the guy that hit the ball, was, I wanna say, I don’t wanna exaggerate, I wanna say at least 50 meters away, at the very least 50 meters away. And he heard the snap, when it- it was that loud. I’ll never forget it, unfortunately. I wish I could.” DR: “But anyway. So if you like touch my arm now, you can feel like the bone where it grew over, it’s kind of weird. Anyway, broke my arm throwing a tennis ball.” MV: “Impressive,” DR: “Yeah.” MV: “Impressive.” DR: “Yeah.” DR: “One weird thing with that, I’ll just quickly- so I was sitting there at school, like waiting for my mom to pick me up. Cause I didn’t know what I had done, I didn’t know it was broken, I just knew something was up. And I went to move my arm, I was supporting it.” MV: *can tell where this is going, softly* “Oh.” DR: “And I went to move it, and I literally, I could feel things inside, like move, but my arm stayed still.” MV: *mouth drops, loudly* “Oh no, ohhhh” DR: “So like all like the, whatever nerves or whatever, like I could feel them move but my arm didn’t move. I was like, ah. That was the scariest thing I’ve ever felt in my life.” MV: *looks in shock during this whole story, continues to grimace* “Ah” DR: “Yeah. And I’m not good with that stuff, I get-” MV: “So you have like a scar here *points to upper right arm* now?” DR: “Ah, no, so they couldn’t operate on it. So they needed just to, erm, I mean they like, I don’t know what they did in the end. But they couldn’t operate. I stayed in the cast for a crazy amount of time, and then it just, like, grew over. So I got no scar, but you can just feel- I’ll let you touch it later, off camera.” MV: *sharp inhale before smiling* “Ha hah” DR: “I’ll let you touch my arm.”

[goshdangronpa]

Update on "Kaede's Rhapsody": This is how you know I'm back in the saddle

[damnflirtyape]

I want to watch the original POTA films, but I keep putting it off because I'm sad I can't watch them with my dad (we live pretty far apart now and he is not a fan of online technology). He introduced me to the original film over a decade ago and he got me into all the older sci-fi films and shows he loved and it feels so weird to watch them without him

[baynton]

[zhongrin]

RIN! QUICK!

You and Alhaitham have a library date!! What are you wearing?? 👀💕💕

...... clothes? /smacked

a library sounds like it'll be cold so oversized hoodie, pants, and sneakers to the rescue! plus maybe a ribbed tank top under, so i can take the hoodie off when we decide to get boba or something afterwards heheh <3

[galionne-diging]

To be clear Mummymon's general flirting in 02 doesn't count. I mean the actual first move that officially started their relationship.

[darkbluedaddy]

Taking my princess to see Barbie tonight