#soccer mommy band

[quietlyreadingabook]

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[hotelshmotelband]

i’ve been hating lately, a little bit too much 🎲

[bonelady]

how on earth are you walking around calling yourself 'goo goo dolls'. don't even have the decency to put a 'the' in front. i saw that one post going around and went 'haha funny joke name' but then i realized it sounded familiar. this is some 'wet leg' bullshit. i would name my band something badass like 'patina my altoid tins' or 'twelve gay frenchmen'. something with guts, y'know?

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

Hiya! In the tags of that John Darnielle/Laura Jane Grace post you mentioned she covered This Year. That's one of my favorite songs and I can't find her cover anywhere! Any chance you could point me in the right direction?

!!! Yes absolutely! It was done as part of a keep-Stereogum-afloat-during-lockdown campaign, if I cannot find it on youtube I can possibly post it myself that said! you can purchase the album here

there's like fifty tracks, highly recommend if you like indie bands and unusual covers

[s-o-n-de-r]

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Listen | SOCCER MOMMY shares new single 'Abigail'

Ahead of a new album release later this week, Soccer Mommy shares one final teaser of the forthcoming record: ‘Abigail,’ an exquisite nod to Sophie Allison’s purple-haired wife in the game Stardew Valley. The track follows previous singles ‘Driver,’ ‘Lost,’ and ‘M.’ Alongside its debut comes an innovative video that translates the scenario from the game into a story from which the lyrics were…

[bylersboy]

intro post (finally)

ive debated making an intro post because first off ive been on tumblr for two years and I never got around to it and secondly I am really really horrible at talking about myself because what is to much info and what it to little info and the cycle continues but im giving it a shot because I feel like my mutuals have no idea who I am lmao

HAI my name is Charlie im 15 (18+ I dont mind if you follow me but please dont dm me thank you :]) I use jasper as an online name kind of (at this point its just reserved for my best friend ace but I dont mind if other people call me jasper since I still love the name)

my pronouns are he/him but im also perfectly comfortable with common neopronouns (it/its xey/xem) if you wanna get funky with it.

im a self diagnosed autistic and ARFID (if you dont know what that is its an eating disorder where certain factors make you avoidant and restrictive of the food you eat and it has nothing to do with physical appearance. for me its linked to my autistic sensory issues(ALSO OCD NOW?!!? WHAT THE FUCK?!!?)) I have depression and anxiety and the only reason I mention this is because I relate my mental health to my fav characters in tv shows and books and stuff so if you see me posting about them like everything is connected lol

(my a03 is ghostwithfeet if you want to see me be silly and project my weird life onto fictional characters (I am the most inconsistent updater in the world please expect nothing from me if you even ask about a project it will scare me and like I turtle I will crawl into my shell never to see the light of day again))

my interests really vary about current hyperfixations but heres the master list

current hyperfixs

stranger things specifically Byler but mostly mike wheeler (this has turned into a special interest(I DO NOT support Noah schnapp or another of the other cast members who are in support of the inhumane actions the Israel government are doing. I am pro saving innocent civilians. I know that this can be controversial to be such a big fan of this show and honestly I have a lot of complex feelings on the matter but im autistic as previously mentioned and its my special interest and It won't leave my brain even if im not directly interacting with the media so im gonna yap about it on my blog thank you.))

also just Finn wolf hard for some reason (check out his band the Aubreys its awesome. also check out a recent movie he was in called when you finished Saving the world. it means a lot to me)

donna tarts the goldfinch book

old special interests/hyperfixs

the percy Jackson universe specifically nico di Angelo

the IT universe specifically reddie and Beverly marsh but more leaning towards richie tozier (see what I mean with the Finn wolf hard thing)

dead boy detectives !!

doctor who (I haven't even finished David tenants doctor yet so please no spoilers)

Alice oseman content (never read loveless or iwbft but ive read all of her other stuff)

paper girls graphic novel

other interests

the good place tv show

Kathleen Glasgows book girl in pieces

the walking dead comics including the clementine spin off graphic novels

um yeah thats all I can think of for now

my fav musicians/bands

florence and the machine

indigo de Souza

Kevin Atwater

searows

the Aubreys

sadurn

the cranberries

soccer mommy

runo plum

nep

lala lala

the smiths

hospital bracelet

Chappell roan

AURORA

Madilyn Mei!

Elliot smith

(my music taste is all over the place and is also very seasonal and I have a bunch of underground artists I dont listen to but I am here to give good recs I promise my playlists are fire)

we've gotten to the part of the intro post where im wondering if this is way to much information so sorry if I overshared idk but hope we can be silly mutuals or friends if you want (never be scared to shoot the friendship shot I would love to yap with y'all)

also since this is taking over my other pinned post I just want to put this as an honorary spot and let everyone know that my old pinned post was a quote from radio silence and that Aled last is me and I am him and the February Friday plot line is actually me and it makes me sick how much I resonate with that book

[samiwife]

I will always say that I love the way you write because it's really beautiful (I've read them about 10 times) Could you write some headcanons with Robert Plant or Jimmy Page? Because you're really cool at writing headcanons (I admire you😓😓)

Oh my god thank you so much!!!!! I love writing headcanons! Thanks 4 the support <3 Hope you enjoy <3

Headcanons and Preferences 𓆩⟡𓆪 (Ft: Robert Plant)

𓆩♡𓆪= Smut

ੈ✩‧₊˚= Fluff

⋆ ★= Angst

𓆩⟡𓆪 = Headcanons

Would always sleep in and you'd bring breakfast in bed for him

Collects records of his favorite bands

Walks around the house with a half-opened shirt exposing his chest

Great with kids

Always asks for kids

Cares a lot about his hair

Has a lot of hair products

Dances a lot in the living room

Constantly moving around otherwise he goes insane

Loves nature

Loves going on walks

Wears a lot of jewelry

For some reason he loves goats

Tries to work out but just gives up

Loves traveling

Would sing for you when you're sad

Would take care of you when you're sick

Sometimes he plays soccer in the backyard

Reads late at night

Loves fruit, especially oranges or apples

Always smells like tea, especially Earl Gray Tea

You always play with his hair

You also always mess with his hair

You tie up his hair in different ways

When he's sick he always drinks tea and listens to records

Sometimes he makes his own bracelets and necklaces

Rides his bike down the street to go to a nearby cafe

Tries to play guitar for you but gets mocked by Jimmy for not being good

Smokes cigarettes outside so he doesn't bother you

Gets jealous easily

Craves attention from you

Would stare down the person he's jealous of

Would make it known he's mad or jealous

When he's horny, he pulls you in closer and whimpers in your ear

Very slutty in bed

Moans so LOUD

VERY good during sex

He always loves it when you pull his hair during sex

Loves swimming

Eats scones a lot and drinks a lot of tea

Loves clothes shopping for you and himself

Holds your hand a lot

Has SUPER warm hands

SIngs anytime and anywhere

Would stare you up and down when taking off your clothes

Sometimes you cut his hair

He always talks in big words

Has the softest lips

Also, he has the prettiest eyes

HAS MAJOR BIG DICK ENERGY AND HE DOES HAVE ONE

Loves buying paintings and making some

Sleeps like a sick Victorian child (HAHA I'LL STOP)

Wears tight pants to show off his "size"

When you're injured, he'll carry you on his back and take you to safety

Always makes tea for you

Loves lying in the grass with you

Stealing his shirts is a must

Makes funny faces while singing

Winks at you constantly

Kisses on the neck and cheek are constant

Would say "baby" 20 times a day

Sometimes he calls you "mama"

You think he has a mommy kink (HAHAH I'M SORRY)

You sometimes think that he and Jimmy have a thing with each other

Sometimes he wears big fur hats to cover up his bad hair days

Lastly, he always cares about you. Even if you're mad at him. He'll try his best to make you happy again. He'll buy gifts, he'll hug you and kiss you to make you feel better. He will do everything in his power to make you love and notice him

THANKS 4 READING <3 TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES <3333

[saberwitch]

I have big plans for Hoelbrak Soccer Mom.

-level Chef so she can bring snacks to the party

-get the turtle mount so she can give rides (until then, be prepared with the phrase "Mommy can't drive, she's had too much adult juice")

-have lots of wine/beverages on hand

-Orchestral weapon skins because dropping the kids off at band practice

-vanity guild: either Its Wine OClock or Live Laugh Love

-her name is Bjanis (it's pronounced "Janice")

-make a list of encouraging validations she can yell after event completions like she's at an intermural soccer match

[deirdreskye]

my friend recommended me this tumblr band and its basically just theyfab car seat headrest. i kinda like the music but should i trust it?? should i feel bad for liking it

okay i love the guessing game here. I've been kicking it around in my head and my best guess is soccer mommy. i fucking love soccer mommy. theyfabs need a car seat headrest tbh

[rabdoidal]

tag game! 🎧🎶 tagged by @theocannibalism shuffle your music library and share the first 10 songs that come up.

Thanks bud! Shuffling my liked instead of my playlists for fairness ✌️

Waiting For The Weekend by San Cisco: a decent song! I liked it more in uni but it's certainly still musically pretty - it's a little trite to write a love song about drugs being personified, but San Cisco can make anything a sexy indie jam (7/10) Favourite line: And when she's standing right next to me / She's never quite as close as I'd like her to be

Your Dog by Soccer Mommy: a STELLAR song by a band truly so close to my heart - my fav combination in music is a clean voice and dirty bass. also this song also has a fucked up relationship dynamic and its. very Izzy Hands to me sorry (10/10) Favourite line: Forehead kisses break my knees / And leave me crawling back to you

Pulaski at Night by Andrew Bird: another top tier banger but also (shout out to artificial ghost radio listeners) this is my NBC hannigram song its so. like the classical instruments and delusional sweetness makes it feel like a candlelit waltz in a blood splattered suit (10/10) Favourite line: I write you a story / But it loses its thread / And all of my witnesses / Keep turning up, turning up dead

Paint It, Black by The Rolling Stones: truly wild that this is in my likes because its a great song but its like. I don't think I've ever intentionally listened to the rolling stones apart from this? anyway bangers only I always love how dramatic and goth it is (8/10) Favourite line: No more will my green sea / Go turn a deeper blue

Androgynous by The Replacements: this song honestly makes me tear up sometimes, even tho its purely joyful, because it makes me think about how its a song from the 80s that has more kindness and love for genderqueer people than most people do 40 years later. It makes me love being t4t (9/10) Favourite line: Now, something meets boy, and something meets girl / They both look the same / They're overjoyed in this world

Cinnamon Spider by Jack Off Jill: nothing wrong with an alt/goth song about revenge and guilt with weird voice modulated screaming and creepy whispering (7/10) Favourite line: Consumed by hate and guilt, she'll never retire / Too old to fix, too dead to ever acquire

Human Fly by The Cramps: I've been listening to a lot of rockabilly/oldhead goth rock recently and I'm loving the cramps! I've only really heard the big hits until recently, but Human Fly is definitely my stand-out favourite, I love songs that are kinda nasty and maggoty or more conceptual or goofy! It makes it stand out to me (10/10) Favourite line: And baby I won't care / 'Cuz baby I don't scare / 'Cuz I'm a reborn maggot using germ warfare

The Price Is Right Theme Song by Antarctigo Vespucci: I'm a little over listening to indie emo at the moment so I do frequently skip this when it comes on shuffle, but the lyricism is honestly heartbreaking (5/10) Favourite line: Oh my lord, I wish that I didn't know they'll still make TV shows long after I go.

Big Bird by AJJ: I have thoughts feelings comments and critiques of AJJ, but I can't deny that if you want to be in a dangerously bad mood it hits. it completely hits. and I think its interesting that they make songs about taboo intrusive thoughts and criticisms they have of the world, even if i dont always love the song they make in the end (6/10) Favourite line: So I bought a knife / I am a knife / I am a Knife Man

Arty Boy by Flight Facilities ft. Emma Louise: a real vibey party song about being inexplicably into the guy taking photos and smoking at the function instead of dancing - to me it reads as a little comphet, or a little bit bisexual, because the way Emma Louise is singing about the ladies is a lil sus (7/10) Favourite line: And all the girls must be models here, sipping up on margaritas / Twist their bodies so beautiful, making shapes with the music

idk who to tag but if you want an excuse to do this, go with my blessing and pretend I tagged you

[iambellarose1816]

Day 7 - Free Day

We Are Family ❤️

@helsaweekmasterlist

He smiles at his wife as she runs around the garden with their five year old daughter, Zee. The way her long platinum blonde hair flows behind her, the way her blue sundress glows in the sunlight.

She is a true dream for him. He never knew she would be his.

"Daddy?" He moves his gaze away from his wife to his little girl. "Yes, Princess?" She giggles and hugs his legs. "Can you play with mommy and I?" Hans chuckles at her and ruffles her hair a little.

"Of course, sweetheart." Zee cheers and runs off to get the soccer ball. "Babe?" He looks back at his wife and opens his arms for her to run into.

She smiles and hugs him tightly. "I am so lucky to have you in my life." He whispers against her hair. Elsa hums and tightens her hold on him.

"I am too."

"Mommy? Daddy?" They pull away from each other and look at their daughter. "Yes, honey?" Elsa asks as she bends down to her daughter.

"I have a boo boo." She points to her knee and Hans immediately picks her up. "Oh no, we need to get that cleaned, Princess."

Hans rushes into their home and places her in their bathroom. Elsa takes out their first aid kit and gets out a small band aid from it with some antiseptic.

"This is going to hurt a little, honey, but this will help your boo boo get better." Elsa says as she places some antiseptic onto a cotton ball.

Hans holds his daughter in his arms as the wound gets cleaned. "Did it hurt?" Elsa asks when she places the band aid on. Zee shakes her head.

"You didn't kiss it so it won't get better." Hans and Elsa laugh. Elsa places a kiss to her knee making the little girl smile.

"I feel better already." She says. Hans sighs. "No no, it's time for a nap." He says as he picks her up from the basin counter.

"But daddy!" Zee whines. "Nah ah, you are not getting out of sleeping, young lady." Elsa stands in the corner and watches her husband and daughter bicker over sleeping.

"Mommy! Help me!" Zee says as she gets tickled by Hans. Elsa laughs. 'I love my little family.' She thinks.

[reyesstrand]

27 for ao3 wrapped please my dearest maddie!! (u always have great taste in music)

maxxxx thank you <3

27. what do you listen to while writing?

so i did very loosely answer this earlier BUT i will get more specific bc music!!! i love movie scores but when i’m listening to my playlists, there’s tons of artists/bands that lyrically really inspire me. so. boygenius (and their individual music), mitski, ryan beatty, fiona apple, hemlocke springs, searows, soccer mommy, sloppy jane, muna, lord huron, the national, clairo, fleetwood mac, ethel cain, kelsey lu, doechii, tamino, etc etc!

ao3 wrapped!

[robmoro]

Listen | SOCCER MOMMY shares new single 'Driver' + album and tour details

Soccer Mommy has shared a new snippet of the forthcoming record, “Evergreen” with ‘Driver.’ The track details loving someone despite of their flaws and stays true the sound of Soccer Mommy that we have come to know so well. Alongside this news comes the announcement of four-month North American and European tour in support of the record, with half a dozen dates in the UK next May. Sophie…

[blackmarket-playlists]

Nashville gaze! Best new shoegaze 2024 from Tennessee!

With the incredibly good band STAMMER on the playlistcover and many fantastic songs from, a.o.

awake eternally • Avalon • greedi • Doom Mutal • The Sewing Club • The Velvet Air • blue heron holy ghost • Palm Ghosts • Fossil Creek • Total Wife • MULT • Kentucky Derby Con Man • Pressure Heaven • WallCrush • Slush • Soccer Mommy

Hand-curated playlist on Spotify, current songs from 2024 only, emerging and/ or unsigned artists mostly