#sobbe headcanons

[birrdify]

Heya!, Soni here!, I am not sure if you take requests, but, I'd love to see your Kinito interacting with mine!; (USB!Kinito)!! alsoooo, I really adore the way you draw your kinito :O!!, they are freaking adorable, just a little pink gumball guy!! Since I really like your artstyle a lot!!, one artist to another!! Also, also, make sure to take plenty of breaks and drink water, or I will throw cheese at you, this is a threat!!! >:) /pos

aaand a very messy doodle ;

soni check tags pretty please i have many kind words to sa-

[khrused-archived]

gods forbid your muse and hera ever get into a spiff or break up. because this will definitely be her behavior

[cupcraft]

new q!bur hc, alongside the past life hc

the smell of gunpowder makes wilbur sick, and he has never known why.

Oh wilburrr my wilburr.....

[roosterbox]

Random Inception Headcanon Time!

Today’s episode: Winter! Who loves the snow? Who drinks the most hot cocoa? Who bakes the best pies and cookies?

(important note: all these headcanons are non-denominational. they aren’t ’Christmas’ headcanons, just winter ones!)

Cobb is not a cold weather person. To even go out of the house at this time of year, he must be bundled up in several layers. And he grumbles and complains every second. Though in a snowball fight, there’s no one you’d want on your team more - his fort building skills are legendary. His favorite baked good? Apple pie. It’s the only thing he ever bakes. His favorite secret hot cocoa ingredient? Caramel.

Arthur gets colds easily in chilly weather, but he still prefers winter to summer. It gives him an excuse, after all, to keep the apartment warm via baking. Which he is exemplary at, of course. He doesn’t play in the snow often, but when he does, he’s the only one who can battle Cobb to a snowball fight standstill. He and Eames also love to ice skate together. Favorite baked good? Pecan pie. Favorite secret hot cocoa ingredient? Coffee.

Eames also loves baking, though he is not nearly as skilled at as his partner. Sometimes his creations work, sometimes they don’t. But they never lack a distinct flair of personality. He always tends to pack on a few extra pounds during the cold season. Comes with the territory of having a boyfriend who bakes well and often, I suppose. Eames wears it with pride though - calls it his winter weight. Do you want to build a snowman? If so, Eames is your man. He has the skill of a sculptor, and a collection of fabulous hat/scarf options ready to go. Favorite baked good? Arthur’s signature caramel blondies. Just Arthur’s recipe though, no other kind. Favorite secret hot cocoa ingredient? Peppermint schnapps.

Ariadne is a wizard at hot chocolate making. Literally every team member has their own preference as far as flavor combinations, and she has a unique recipe for each one. She doesn’t entirely enjoy the winter chill (being such a tiny thing, after all), but she does like the occasional skiing trip. Occasional being once in every ten years or so. Favorite baked good? Sugar cookies. The generic Pillsbury ones with the designs in the middle. Don’t tell Arthur. Favorite secret hot cocoa ingredient? Dark chocolate, especially when it’s been melted by the heat of the hot drink around it.

Yusuf prefers to stay inside, surrounded by his cats, close to the central heating unit. He does greatly enjoy knitting though, as a casual hobby. Everyone has received various hats, scarves, and mittens at some point over the years. He’d never admit this, but it always warms his heart to see his friends wearing the things he made for them. Favorite baked good? Cherry cobbler, but only if the cherries are nice and tart. Favorite secret hot cocoa ingredient? Cinnamon.

Saito went many long years avoiding traditional winter games and refreshments. Maybe because they seemed too childish for him. But, since joining this ragtag group of ne’er-do-wells, he’s come to appreciate the winter months more and more. Favorite baked good? Apple pie, especially when enjoyed in the company of the Cobbs. Favorite secret hot cocoa ingredient? Bourbon.

Robert absolutely loves all outdoor winter activities. Snowball fights, snow angels, skiing, snowboarding - you name it, he dives in headfirst with enthusiasm. He used to help his mother bake when he was a child, and tries to continue that tradition today, though he gets easily frustrated when his attempts don’t come out perfect. Favorite baked good? Pineapple pound cake. It’s a year-round kind of dessert, but he tries to add distinctly winter season flavorings when he makes it this time of year - cinnamon, star anise, peppermint, you name it. Once, he tried replacing the required milk with eggnog instead. It didn’t quite work, but he still enjoyed the experimentation. Favorite secret hot cocoa ingredient? Whipped cream and marshmallows. A bit generic, perhaps, but it never fails to remind him of home.

[marikosenwrites]

bungo stray dogs dating headcanons

a/n: note this is for all dazai ranpo atsushi chuuya and akutagawa (in that order) simps <3 my bbys they're all short

warning: names called, kind of ooc(?)

gn!reader

dazai osamu

✧this guy is head over heels for you

✧literally

✧will protect you in anyway possible after losing odasaku (sobb)

✧let's say you're in the agency so he sees you like almost everyday

✧you're the motivation that makes him go to the agency??

✧asks you to do a double suicide with him when you least expect it

✧you say, "some time."

✧DAZAI POUTS SO HARD

✧you chuckle, and ruffle his hair.

✧suddenly. he sits on your lap leaning his head on your shoulder-

✧SLEEPS the day goes by so quickly, and soon, it's already time to get off work and go to dinner with him

✧so you wake him up, "'samu? you said you reserved a table at the restaurant nearby, right?"

✧he jolts up excitedly. "yeah, i did! we're leaving, kunikidaa~"

✧you wave to kunikida on the way out and head for the restaurant

✧yall have a great dinner <3 and head back to the dorm, whereas you and dazai share a dorm!!

✧you take a quick bath and so does dazaiii he is so unbelievably fast

✧he sleeps like a koala. you're his tree.

✧you sometimes almost suffocate and then you wake up and kinda move dazai away from you

✧he grabs tighter.

✧shit ya gonna die but...

"n/n... don't leave me...stay..."

edogawa ranpo

✧you accompany ranpo on any case possible, if kunikida lets you go with him.

✧often times he does, and you're grateful for that

✧though there was this one time that you couldnt accompany ranpo on his case because you had to go for an urgent mission kunikida assigned you

✧he ignored you for so long 😭

✧"r-ranpo... i'm sorry, i had to attend the mission..."

✧he doesn't reply, unlike his usual self

✧you just hug him from behind and hand him a snack, a gesture saying that you're sorry

✧eventually he gives in and leans into your hug

✧you guys chill on the couch while eating popcorn

✧"y/n, y/n, do you wanna hear how the world's GREATEST detective solved today's case?" he asks you enthusiastically (is there a typo)

✧as a good partner, OFC you say yes then he rambles on and on while you eat popcorn and occasionally feed him some

✧you guys soon head to sleep

✧not after you guys take a warmmm bath together in your bathtub, though

✧as you tuck him in, you also give him a big kiss on his forehead, like you always do

✧and get in the bed yourself

"mm. much better. night night, sugar."

nakajima atsushi

✧this guy is so soft for you

✧protect him please and thank you

✧though ofc he wouldnt want you to face akutagawa by yourself

✧that's the only thing he wouldnt want you to protect him from

✧though, it would be nice if you protected him from kunikida's wrath of hell

✧he would come and find you to get to work, if you aren't already living together already

✧you guys walk hand-in-hand to the agency or if you live far, you guys meet up at the train station

✧he sits next to you or near to you in the office

✧kunikida's always complaining how he's always talking to you to his therapist (if he has one i feel like he needs one though)

✧is always paired with you on missions

✧"n/n! are you sure you're okay?" atsushi asks you worriedly.

✧"atsushi, i only bumped into a mannequin by accident-"

✧"are you sure??"

✧you OFTEN need to reassure him that you're fine and it was just a small scratch or something like that

✧he asks multiple times during the day and when you guys sleep he's just like searches for scratches that you're hiding not very obviously cuz he's worried

✧likes holding you when you sleep and you just lean into the crook of his neck like <333 you help him get rid of his nightmares

"good night, n/n... sleep well..."

nakahara chuuya

✧best fucking partner i swear

✧head over heels for you part 2

✧is kind of worried about protecting you if you get targeted by the public

✧only kind of though *wink wink*

✧his ability can protect you well and protect the city

✧if you ever get missions, asks you to send all the files to him just in case you go for more than a day and no one knows where you went

✧"baby, make sure to send me the files before you leave for the mission, alright?"

✧"mhm... i'll make sure to send it tonight, then. just in case i forget tomorrow morning."

✧you don't get lost too often though so he doesn't get to shine TwT

✧when you do though, chuuya gets very very worried and heads to the location to find you

✧always checks if you're okay, if you're heavily injured, fights the guys in like one minute and he's done and then carries you back to pm hq

✧if you're not as heavily injured but still injured (which is often the case if you're lost), still ends the guys in one minute and gets a bandage out of nowhere

✧when he gets home with injuries

✧you get to place kisses on them no matter where they are what they look like

✧sleep with you asking you if you want the big spoon or small spoon

✧you often choose the small spoon

✧rare occasions are that chuuya is heavily injured

✧you and chuuya sleep peacefully <3

"good night, doll. sweet dreams."

akutagawa ryuunosuke

✧akutagawa is clueless about almost everything in a relationship

✧except for that you share affection, i guess??

✧you're always paired with him in missions

✧if you're not akutagawa demands a refund from mori lmao

✧he has gin teach him on the basics of relationships, like what you should do while sharing affection and stuff

✧when you're hurt in a mission he picks you up with rashomon no matter what or how bad your injuries are/injury is, he doesnt care and you need care immediately

✧after picking you up kills the bad guys like "RASHOMON!" that kills them "HOW DARE YOU HURT Y/N?!"

✧"ryuunosuke?? it's only a scratch??" you looked confused to him.

✧"any wound is a fatal wound for you. you don't have an ability, y/n." he states bluntly.

✧you would just kind of bonk his head (so cute omg) and then be like "hmph"

✧he prepares an actual bath for you with bath bubbles and all

✧refuses to join you though he's not used to being completely uncovered in front of someone, even his family/lover

✧after a lot a bit of convincing, you manage to get him in the bath tub with you, relaxing

✧you guys finish bathing with some relaxing in each other's arms

✧he sleeps with a shirt on def but with like boxers on only though

✧he feels better with the shirt cuz rashomon

✧he cuddles you like he's protecting you and stuff

"i love you, y/n. always know that. good night."

a/n: also hoped you liked this! you're always free to request, as long as its in my abilities and i have the time.

©all banners, dividers, and stories are made by marikosenwrites and the pictures in it are from pinterest. i own none of the BUNGO STRAY DOGS/BUNGOU STRAY DOGS/文豪ストレイドッグス characters mentioned here.

[indecisive-dizzy]

I love Latter Pillar so much you don’t understand i adore him have have some headcanons for him

Daisey literally pulls Howdy BY THE ANTENNA and makes him give Latter a hug. They like Latter, he’s sweet. But him being dramatic sometimes gets on their nerves

Daisey and Lizzy do partake in the Latter teasing, but they usually shut it down if it gets to mean (Latter protection squad say what)

Latter and Eddie besties real, Latter reads his poetry in the post office and Eddie just listens while doing his mailman duties

Honey’s mean to him, but secretly like his poetry. He thinks it’s so bad it’s funny

He runs a poetry club, he’s made a few friends from it too :3

Lizzy loves her brother, she really does, but she cannot stand to hear his bad poetry. She send him ads for poetry lessons and he gets sad about it

Also randomly put in but I love those little bee kids (I don’t know their names :,) ) they look so cute I love them

Latter has 6 arms me thinks, idk if that’s confirmed lmao

I’m mentally I’ll and that update destroyed me so I’m focusing on Howdy’s dramatic, flamboyant brother :3

The Howdy's nephews (the cater-bee children <3) are Howdo and Youdo! I can't remember if its one "o" or two tho haha

But yes Latter is just,,, he's so,, Soo ajdhjssj <3 I love him and his silly dramatics and bad poetry

Forcing siblings to hug is hilarious! I should know as a Certified Annoying Sibling Who Likes Hugs >:3 so good Daisey lol Howdy needs to hug his brother

Lighthearted teasing is fun, and I think if Latter was genuinely friends with whomever he'd go along with it, maybe do improv poetry to tease them back dramatically pff

Yeah you think Howdy would be upset that his brother is friends with the mailman? Bc Latter and Eddie besties Is real and in your home <3 They could write each other letters when it's not the holidays and Latter send Eddie his poetry for approval bc Eddie is too nice to say it's bad <3 (cough Latter getting a crush on Eddie? whaaaatt cough)

Howdy secretly enjoying things feels on brand lol. but him enjoying it for the wrong reason (so bad it's funny) is hilarious

Sorry but my oc CJ would be apart of Latter's poetry club <3 They're friends now Speaking of the poetry club, I imagine they do slam poetry and Latter is really bad but trying his best lol

Not the Poetry Lesson ads 😭 sobbs why she gotta do him dirty like that sjdbsjdhj lmao

[fanfoolishness]

My Bad Batch Fanfiction Masterpost

Looks like I've started writing enough Batcher fic that a masterpost would be helpful! Fics are always tagged under #my batcher fic. My stories are typically canon-compliant genfic focused on angst, whump, family feels, PTSD, and grief. But, there's also the occasional bit of fluff and TechPhee. And Crosshair, Crosshair, Crosshair ❤️💀🖤

The whole series can also be found on AO3 in my Clone Force 99 series.

If looking specifically for Summer of Bad Batch 2024 prompt fills, my SoBB masterlist is here.

Last updated: 10/10/2024

Here's what I have so far, laid out in roughly chronological order from the Clone Wars on:

Growing Pains: Crosshair can’t sleep, but Tech has an idea that may help. Cadet fluff, 1700 words.

Stargazing: Crosshair and the batch go stargazing. Summer of Bad Batch prompts stargazing/you think you're going without me? not a chance. 2500 words.

Injury: Crosshair's first use of the Firepuncher. Crosshair and Wrecker, cadet days, summerofbadbatch prompt injured, drabble + art.

Comfort Zone: Tech and Crosshair relaxing on Kamino, drabble + art, summerofbadbatch prompt.

Flash and Bang: Wrecker loves the poetry of explosions. Drabble.

Field Experience: On one of the Batch's first missions, Hunter is unexpectedly injured and learns a valuable lesson. Hurt/comfort, whump, ~2000 words.

Lightweight(s): The Bad Batch's first night ever out on the town. Boys being boys and plenty of shenanigans at 79's! 4200 words.

Kashyyyk: Headcanons about each of Clone Force 99 from a mission on Kashyyyk during the Clone Wars. Drabble.

The Armory: Written for summerofbadbatch, prompt "It's not what you think." Wrecker and Crosshair visit the Armory in 1x01, drabble.

Evaluations: A series of evaluations of CT-9904 through the years. Nala Se POV. Angst, medical whump. 3200 words.

32 rotations: Drabble/art of Crosshair after being rescued on Kamino. Whump.

The Poncho: Wrecker and Tech debate the merits of ponchos. Cut and Run, Ruins of War. 450 words.

Ill-fitted: Crosshair prepares for his first mission after the fall of Kamino, but something feels wrong with his armor. ~1000 words.

The Hug: Drabble + art of Tech and Omega hugging.

A Light in the Darkness: Crosshair and Mayday struggle through the frozen night, 1100 words.

The Soldier: Hunter isn't sleeping well on Pabu. Set in late S2. ~830 words.

A New Fascination: Tech isn’t sure why Phee fascinates him so, but when she tells him about a mysterious creature near the shore, he takes the opportunity to investigate further. TechPhee first date fluff, 8000 words. Illustrations: TechPhee cuteness, Crosshair whump.

When You Wake: Hunter tries to figure out what to tell Omega, after Tech calls Plan 99. -1000 words, angst.

Radio Silence: Echo tries to send a message to a familiar channel. Written for the summerofbadbatch prompt of the same name. Plan 99 angst, 483 words.

the mess you left behind: Tech called Plan 99. Wrecker’s still here. Wrecker tries to cope with newfound grief, but he can’t do it alone. Shortly post-Plan 99. ~ 3500 words. Sibling grief.

Pretending. Omega pretends on Tantiss, but grief will always out. Drabble + art.

Something’s Off: Drabble + art. Crosshair tries to grapple with news of Tech’s death.

Visitation: Hunter has a conversation with a visitor, shortly after Plan 99. 1400 words, sibling grief.

heightened: Hunter struggles to understand Tech’s death, but even heightened senses don’t help. ~1000 words.

Lost Time: Echo works on Omega's crossbow after Plan 99. Drabble.

haunted: Crosshair's first trip to Pabu is more fraught than it would seem. Or: Crosshair sees Tech's goggles for the first time. 1375 words, all hurt no comfort.

dust: Crosshair reconciles with his old armor. The Return. Drabble.

Patching Up: After the events of The Return, Crosshair realizes Batcher needs patching up. She’s not the only one. ~2770 words.

Blind Side: Wrecker catches Crosshair for a heart-to-heart, and reminds him of something that happened long ago. Set between 3x05 and 3x06, ~ 1700 words. Illustrated by @collophora!

Breathless: After Crosshair nearly drowns in 3x07 - Extraction, the Batch heads back to Pabu to rest and regroup. But the danger isn't over yet, and they'll need to work together to save one of their own. Crosshair angst, medical whump, family feels. Canon-compliant/missing scene, ~5100 words. Illustrated by @collophora!

Still: When Crosshair can't hide his tremor any longer, Omega does her best to help. Maybe this time it'll be different. Fill-in-the-blank for episode Bad Territory. ~1900 words.

Patience: Set shortly after Bad Territory. Crosshair continues to attempt meditation with Omega's encouragement, but it's slow going, especially when the rain interrupts. 1500 words.

Under Sun and Shade: Omega and Crosshair share memories of Tech on a sunny day. ~ 900 words. Illustrated by @collophora!

Dawn, After: Hunter finds Crosshair after Point of No Return. Drabble.

In the morning: Hunter takes Crosshair aside before leaving Pabu. Set during Juggernaut. Drabble.

no choice: Wrecker struggles in the approach to Tantiss - no he doesn't. Whump, drabble. Written for summerofbadbatch prompt, "it's just a scratch."

Captured: drabble with art of Crosshair and Hunter being transported to the CX conditioning chamber during the finale. ;_; WHUMP.

aftershocks: Wrecker struggles to get through the assault on Tantiss and the aftermath. But no matter what, he’ll always look out for his little brother. Wrecker and Crosshair angst and whump and family feels. SPOILERS for the finale. 2200 words.

Breaching the Wall: After Crosshair’s injuries on Tantiss, AZI is forced to treat him with heavy doses of pain medication — and Crosshair starts talking. To everyone. Family feels, whump, hurt/comfort. 5800 words with 2 illustrations :)

Need a Hand? Crosshair knows he can ask for help, but it’s harder than it sounds. Post-finale, 655 words, summerofbadbatch prompt.

a rain that sounds like home: Complete; 43,000 words, 8 chapters. After the destruction of Tantiss, the Bad Batch is safe at last. As Crosshair begins to recover from his injuries, it becomes apparent that not all of his scars are physical, and that guilt and grief are wounds that cut deeper than any blade. His family is determined to be there for him -- if only he can let them in. [Chapter 2] | [Chapter 3] [Chapter 4] [Chapter 5] [Chapter 6] [Chapter 7] [Chapter 8]

Getting a Haircut: Wrecker helps Crosshair. Drabble + art, summerofbadbatch prompt.

Five Times We Woke: Five times the Batch wakes up in the middle of the night. Nightmares, PTSD, hurt/comfort, soft ending. ~2200 words.

sweet tooth: Wrecker and Crosshair, there for each other through the years. Drabble.

touch: Crosshair has nearly forgotten what it's like to be touched, but time changes that. Whump, hurt/comfort, family feels, soft ending. ~1160 words.

morning caf: It's an early morning on Pabu, and Crosshair hasn't slept well. Neither has Wrecker. When Crosshair goes to check on him, he doesn't expect the question Wrecker asks: "What was it like?  When your chip… when it activated?” Angst, family feels, ~2400 words.

Healing: COMIC. Crosshair finds a new use for his mirror pucks.

The Bad Birders: Headcanons and art of the Batch as birders. Crosshair’s up first, the rest to follow :)

Sick Day: Crosshair wakes up sick, and Omega proves herself the best big sister. ~1000 words.

the waves flowing, the dawn blooming: Hunter and Crosshair have a heart-to-heart, after their girl takes wing. Set directly after the epilogue, stuffed full of soft Dad Batch feels, lots of healing, and Hunter and Crosshair being close again. ~1900 words.

Senescence: Clones have always lived on borrowed time. On a trip home from the Rebellion, Omega and her brothers reach a new understanding. 2700 words, bittersweet family feels. Written for multiple prompts.

Clone Studies: a little meta post about the field of clone studies, long after the clones are gone — but not forgotten.

[hyenasheep]

Brainstorming random general Junkrat headcanons that i consider as an official canon at this point

I wrote this at 4 am cough

- mother issues, and not in the kinky way but like really bad espresso depresso mother issues. He's like a newborn duck who thinks that anything that comes near to him is his mother (also based of his voice lines i think he was an only child and probably lived only with his mom)

- he doesn't care about what he's wearing, dress, pants, skirts, like he's able to walk around in anything that isn't tight or scratchy

- he sees Roadhog as his father figure/older brother and they just kinda adopted each other without the paperwork (ALSO pls don't take this like I'm trying to shittalk on ppl who ship them, this is just my personal view on their relationship so pls don't yell at me or I'm gonna cry ;-;)

- you can't tell me that my boy doesn't have adhd and ptsd, like C'mon

- he's on aro/ace spectrum, he spend his entire life in wasteland so he's rather looking for family and friends than partner, at least not just a quick flirting etc.

- but I can also see him that something like a personal space doesn't exist for him (he's extremely hungry for any physical touch like someone hug him already holy hell) i feel like he doesn't really understand social interactions (kinnie moment) . Idk how to describe it but like imagine he would randomly walk to you and gave you flowers or smth, just trying to be friendly not realizing smn could interpret it differently

- but also he has no idea what flirting is, like u could hit on him for months and he would be for the entire time like :) 🧍‍♀️"love ya too mate" while patting your head

- he actually can draw pretty well, like the concepts he drew for his bombs etc? He has such a clean lineart holy shit

- hardcore/trash punk and kpop/classic 2000s pop, nothing else.

- literally the biggest fan boy (a little meow meow u can say), Lucio? listens to his music non-stop, Hammond? has his stuffed animals and signed peg leg, Junker Queen? gosh, if he doesn't have at least one lunch box with her, I'm throwing hands than

- the pokémon sodas edition, he would love them, cherishem them, worship them, like if he loves pachimari u can't tell me he wouldn't love strawberry yagult pink soda with Mew on the can

- he's losing his hearing so he uses hearing aids (that he made himself ofc), also him and roadhog know sign language and using it pretty oftenly, during missions, when Junkrat's having a panic attack etc.

- so like ppl say he's egoistic but i think there's a huge difference between his ego and Junker Queens ego, she's very confident and sure about her role/look/skill etc. While Junkrat is more self-ironic and tries to hide that he is actually pretty insecure about pretty much everything

- can speak fluently many languages which always throws everyone off , like he just randomly starts speaking Chinese fluently in a middle of meeting or something, and everyone arevlooking at him like 🧍‍♀️

- shitty phantom pains, he may know how to build his prosthetics from a literal garbage but has no idea when it comes to take care of himself so he just curles up into a ball and sobbs

- he and Roadhog give each other manicures at least once a month, that's the only thing he can actually take care of

- unhealthy addiction to coffee and sweets (someone should take away the coffee machine he has in the workshop) (his teeth are rotten at this point)

- his sleep is more broken than the queuing system (haha funny), usually sleeping like 3 hours per day, that's why the coffee addiction

- if u would show him any kind of love he would start stuttering while trying to come up with smth funny, blushing, sweating and sit on the ground and think about life for the next 30 mins cuz of how much he's not used to being praised

- also my man is a huge emotional wreck, he's getting new emotion every 5 seconds

- honestly i can't decide if the only thing he ever read was a recipe on frozen dumplings or if he's the biggest nerd u can imagine who's walking around with Franz Kafka or Sigmund Freud while sipping his boba tea

- he's missing an eye - I read the theory that he doesn't have an eye and that his fake eye is actually the real treasure with a code or smth, and omg, im obsessed, yes, my boy is like a cool mad max pirate, absolutely canon, at least it would connect him to some actual lore in the story, he's just wobbling around for last 6 years just give him something already;-;

- he likes comics, i just think he likes to inconspicuously steal a new issue of Batman whenever they're pulling a heist

- you know those French toasts that are basically just normal bread soaked in condensed milk? that's his ass

[celestie0]

KICKOFF GOJO IS A GIRLDAD I JUST MAKES SENSE 😭😭HED BE ONE OF THOSE DADS THAT DRESS UP AS THIER PRINCESSES AND WPULD HAVE TEA PARTYS W HIS DAUGHTER ANS LET HER DO MAKEOVERS ON HIM 😭😭

YOURE SO RIGHTTT HE ISSSS i kinda headcanoned that here haha where he would raise the fiercest lil soccer princesses everrr :”””)

STOPPP NOT THE TEA PARTIES N LET HIM DO MAKEOVERS im gonna sobb he so would n he would be so proud to call himself a girl dad aaa all the other soccer dads at the private school games (bc i just know he’d send his girls to the best schools lmfaoo) are like “satoru don’t you wish you had a son you could teach soccer to instead?” and gojo is like “my girls could shove your sons faces in the dirt on the field and then get their nails done after like it’s no big deal so shut the fuck up” 😭😭😭

i’m so living for soccer dad gojo agenda like i imagine he’d be really busy when he joins nationals but he will always be there at their games :””) and he will wear a sparkly tutu n princess crown n fairy wings if that’s what’ll make em succeed on the field

CRYING SOBBING also kickoff reader being a soccer mom 😩🙏🏼 pls she’d take the best fuckin photos of them n she’d frame them all around their house lmfaooo

OK IM GETTING CARRIED AWAY AGAIN IM SORRY

[thatonegaybastard]

art(uro) for aks game? if aksed already..............................then ashe???

art(uro)

Sexuality headcanon: Im 90% sure hes canonically panromanric asexual so panromantic asexual

Gender headcanon: enby man vibes

Ship: *bangs table* ART X LYLE ART X LYLE ART X LYLE

BROTP: I think that he could be good friends with pandora in a non killing game setting

NOTP: Dont really have one for him

Random headcanon: He has adhd. this is not self prohection at all /sarc

General opinon: I LOVE HIM SO MUCHBHES MY FVAORITE IM SOBB IN GG TH N

ahse

Sexuality headcanon: men.

Gender headcanon: agender!!!!!!! gender I hardly know her. masc terms are still good though

Ship: NOELASHE!!!!!!!! AND WILASHE!!!!!!!!!

BROTP: with claire!!!!! they are siblings your honor (not actually siblings but like sibling dynamic)

NOTP: claire x ashe romantically makes me so unconftorable and I dobt have a good reason why .it doesnt sit right with me at all im sorry clair ex ashe shippers

Random headcanon: he got the bow they wear in their braid from lillia!! I firgot her name

Genreral opinion: fuckign bastard (affectionate)

[sonderthroughthestreets]

hii tasfia! i'm just popping into your inbox to tell you that adore your drawings and the domesticity of them 💓😌 and i would love to hear your headcanon about the one tucking in his t-shirt <3

Hiii Emma!! 🥰💕 thank youuuu so much🥺🥺

Okay so,

Sander isn’t much for the simple things. He likes big statements. Everything he does and sees is always something loud and eye-catching: his bleached hair, the art he creates, the art he sees, the grand romantic gestures that sweeps his boyfriend off his feet. But every once in a while he looks at Robbe and he gets caught up in simple. A quiet moment where he does something or says something and it’s like Sander’s floating on air, dreaming on a cloud.

It happens when Robbe is quietly humming while making his morning coffee, when he slips his hand into his without thinking on the streets, when his icy feet slowly melt into the warmth of his under the sheets, when he watches him sleep, his breathing even and steady.

And it happens when he watches him get ready in the mornings.

Robbe’s getting dressed for class, or to meet with Zoë and Milan or Yasmina for brunch. He’s getting his jeans on, pulling up his pants to his waist, getting the belt through the loops. And then he’s wearing a white shirt, shaking out his hair to tame some of the mess it makes. Then he’s meticulously tucking it into his dark jeans and Sander’s mesmerized by the way his fingers move. It’s a simple thing, really, but he finds all the muscles in his back relax as he watches him and he sinks more into the pillow of the bed. He’s feeling a lot of things right now, sleepy and dreamy and and insanely attracted.

And it’s when Robbe grabs his wallet, putting it into his back pocket, and turns around with a startled smile that Sander lets out a small snort.

“What?” asks Robbe.

“Nothing. Just really like you in that shirt,” he says.

“Hmmm,” hums Robbe as he puts his black sweatshirt over it. “It’s yours,” he says.

“Stealing everything of mine, huh? First my heart and now my shirts.”

“You’ve stolen mine, too,” retorts Robbe.

“I’ve never stolen your shirts,” Sander gives him a pointed look. He watches him check the battery percentage on his phone and take it off his charger as he pockets it. He walks over to him, shaking his head with a smile as he leans down the bed to kiss him softly.

“My heart, idiot,” Robbe laughs, a sound that gets captured in Sander’s mouth. He licks the melody off his lips, tastes the minty toothpaste he’d used to brush his teeth this morning, runs a hand through his hair, knowing he’ll have to fix the mess again.

“Come back soon,” he whispers.

“Always,” Robbe whispers back into a kiss on his cheek.

Sander isn’t for the simple things, but with Robbe around, he’s learning to like them.

[zigistardust]

So, woensdag 20:06. I always thought that with WtFock and especially robbe and sander love story, we had the most intense love tension between two characters. Looking back at this moment, it’s insane how we can feel sander desire. It feels like this moment, this one moment was what he wanted. The euphoria in his voice, the stares, even the excitement when he sees that Noor and Britt are not coming back. This moment will determine everything else.

[nbrook29]

prompt: sander planning robbes bday 🥺🥺🥺

Omg Robbe's birthday. That's a day that is the most important in Sander's calendar because duuuh? He has to stop himself really hard not to go all out, Robbe shooting him pointing looks a month prior whenever Sander teases him about his birthday coming up, and he tries to convince Sander not to make a big deal out of it, which is preposterous if you ask Sander. Not a big deal, IT'S THE BIGGEST DEAL.

And this year especially cause Robbe is turning 18! Eighteen! He's gonna be a whole ass adult 🥺 Sander has been compiling a list of ideas since August 21st 2020 🤭 But don't tell Robbe cause he's gonna call him a dork.

Eventually, Sander decides to take advantage of the fact that they both have summer vacation and that corona rules have been eased and books a 3 day trip to Paris. Cause Robbe has never been there, you know? Sander has visited like 5 times, on school trips, with his parents and even with his friends, but Robbe has never traveled outside the Belgium border. Robbe's childhood looked a little different than Sander's, and even though the boy always says he's okay with not having/doing certain stuff, Sander wants to give him the world, so a trip to Paris it is. He already has all his counter arguments ready to go when Robbe starts complaining about him spending so much money on him so that's been taken care of.

They're gonna stay in an Airbnb (a nice one tho) because as much as Sander wanted to rent a penthouse suite, his last semester part time job wasn't enough to cover that 😬 He's gonna be Robbe's personal tour guide in two museums he chose for them to visit (Robbe's not an art freak like him so Sander had to limit that number), they're gonna take strolls along the Seine, kiss at the top of the Eiffel Tower (and under it, and in the apartment, and in the museum, and in the... you get the gist), have a romantic dinner at one of the more popular restaurants that Sander will splurge on, and anything else Robbe would want to do.

On the exact day of his birthday (which will be day 2 of their trip), Sander is gonna wake him up with chocolate covered strawberries cause Robbe loves them but he'll probably giggle at him and call him cheesy. Then he will bring in the cupcakes from the downstairs bakery with an '18' candle for Robbe to blow, and will give him another present, at which suggestion Robbe will glare and be like 'but the trip was already so expensive, Sander!' (ehh, his boyfriend is no fun) (okay, he is fun, who is Sander kidding, he's the best 🥺💘). But then he will burst out laughing when he opens it and sees it's a stylishly (duh) made pamphlet with personalized coupons for Robbe to use for various favors. The first one will lull Robbe into a false sense of security when he reads "this coupon entitles it's owner to 1 back scratch session" because when he briefly checks out the rest, he's face ends up hot like a burning pot 😏😈 Sander's very proud of himself 😏 Robbe will end up using two of those coupons that very morning 😏

[jackfrostsander]

@hereforsobbe inspired me for another headcanon.

Image that Sander has a (twin)brother but they got separated up when he was still really young but old enough to remember he had a brother… Like say his parents split up and he stayed with his mum while his brother stayed with his dad. And as their parents did not want any contact with each other, he had no contact with his brother either. Let’s assume his dad and brother have no accounts, at least not in their real names, on social media…

Now, somehow, maybe with Robbe’s help, Sander succeeds in finding his brother back. And a second part of his broken heart gets healed… 💔 The first part of his broken heart was the belief that nobody would ever truly love him for him… Robbe healed that. And now finding his lost brother back heals the second part. And suddenly Robbe has an older brother…

[indecisive-dizzy]

Hi have another FlowerShop headcanon + Lizzy lowkey being their kid /j

Lizzy volunteers to handle the bodega early in the morning so Howdy and Daisey can sleep in a little

Obviously Howdy’s up in time to take care of his customers and to make Barnaby’s breakfast hotdog, but Lizzy can do that too in case Daisey ends up being extra clingy one morning

Howdy either carries Daisey down with him, or they sleep in before they go home to take care of their flowers

Daisey gives Howdy a kiss when they leave and Lizzy and Barnaby tease Howdy about it because god forbid he love his spouse /hj

Lizzy’s their child and they are so sick of them being so affectionate (she wants a partner sooooo bad it’s not even funny /j)

Unrelated but Daisey sells flowers sometimes and other times they give them to Howdy sp he can sell them. Howdy keeps half and keeps them in his room by his window

Daisey saw them and almost cried cause it was so sweet

I love them 🥲

This! slams fist on table! Is so Cute!!

I like the idea of Lizzy helping out, it's fun! and also teasing Howdy at the same time ahdhjas

Howdy keeping some flowers is So Freaking Cuteeee,, sobbs

[jungkookjaan]

I feel like sander had a black guinea pig when he was a young teenager. Maybe a white one too (some happy? random thoughts lol)

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 YES LET'S DISCUSS WHAT PETS ROBBE AND SANDER MAY HAVE HAD AS YOUNG TEENS

I can see him owning a guniea pig yes but personally whenever i think of a lil sander, all i can think of is a small black or gray kitten he picked up from the streets, brought home, gave a bath to and played with for hours, named it some weird name from some tv show he was obsessed with at that time. but i feel like he wouldn't exactly restrain the cat much and let it wander around and come home whenever it wants. over the years the catto grew up and would leave for longer but still visit on some days. imagine robbe coming over to sander's one day at the beginning of their relationship and finding this cat he has never seen before lounging on the sofa and no one in the house batting an eye gstjdsgkfaeh

Robbe on the other hand.......i can bet a million dollars that boy owned a whole ass tarantula that he used to pet with those lil hands of his. Robbe exhibits so much of that energy i swear. I see people headcanoning that sander must own a pet snake or shit but like sander is too much of a pussy for that. it's actually robbe imo who would love owning a fucking baby snake or a tarantula and love the shit out of it, feed it on time, talk to it in that soft soothing voice of his, scaring his mum with it dsjskskskf