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#soapshipping#soap posting#narrator fight club#fight club#fight club 1999#tyler x narrator#tyler durden#poor little meow meow#nooo don’t yassify a domestic terrorist you’re so sexy
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my favorite soap is the soap that is so so soft and gentle toward ghost. like he LOVES that man and he will make sure said man knows it. he looks at ghost like he hung the stars. traces over the scars of Ghost’s body, committing each one to memory. draws him over and over again, sketchbooks lined with ghost’s eyes, hands, mask, lips- he fucking loves that man.
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If no one's got me, I know Simon Riley's massive, fat, protruding titties got me.
#the only reason im able to get so much work done istg#soap posting#camus muses#hi el if you see this ignore me im feeling things /j
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roach hole
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#do i need a reason to post jester? no#BUT#when your friend teaches you how to haxx LJ links for more tmann content#jester#as the world turns#terrence mann#me when there's new That Old Man content#soap posting
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One of my favorite parts of soaping is when you’re done & for a little while you smell like the scent you used
#unless of course I hate the smell (pine and cinnamon my beloathed)#soap#soap making#soap posting#cold process soap
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Getting the doctor bronner's label as a tramp stamp rn
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cod × fem!reader ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹ ᡣ𐭩
The familiar sound of keys in the door alerted you to your husband’s return.
“My love?” he called, looking for you, boots making heavy footsteps as he made his way towards you and your child. His eyes soften once they land on you and your baby girl.
“How’s my princess?” he drawls, voice deep with exhaustion from work.
You look down at the child sitting in your lap, occupied with trying to fit a chubby foot into her mouth. A steady finger reaches underneath your chin, lifting it to meet his warm, intense gaze.
“I’m talking about this one.”
#cod x reader#gaz x reader#lepetitepatisserie#post#soap x reader#cod drabble#141 x reader#simon riley x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#john soap mctavish x reader#simon riley#kyle garrick x reader#cod fluff#call of duty#cod x female reader#cod#cod fic#cod fanfic#John price x reader#thank you for 1k!#thank you for 2k!#1k#2k#thank you for 3k!#3k#thank you for 4k!#4k#5k#6k#ahhhh! thank you for 10k!
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only one slasher's allowed in these woods…
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#this halloween event is...slasher themed!!! its a blast from the past back when i drew these two as slashers last year#ghost is a jason voorhees knockoff#konig is a pyramidhead twist#and soap is a camp counsellor in very tight shorts#there's more to this btw the whole event is 3 posts#this is the first one#more to come soon!!#simon ghost riley#konig#john soap mactavish#giragi art#cod mw2
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You've always wanted a dog. It doesn't matter what kind, you'd be happy with any, but no matter how much discussion, Soap never budges, holding the exact opposite opinion about dogs. Which you understand given his experiences with them, but it's still a little disappointing.
Until he compromises one day under the condition he gets to choose the dog. Specifically a guard dog, in his words. One he's known and worked with multiple times. One he trusts to take care of his sweet lass. One that will protect.
You get so excited, you buy the collar and everything, eagerly waiting the day Soap is coming home with the dog... only to be confused when Ghost walks in behind him, no dog in sight.
"Uh, hi, Simon?" You peek around the man. Perhaps the dog is hidden behind the man's massive frame. It's not. "Don't take this the wrong way, but what are you doing here?" You shoot Soap a confused look. "And where's the dog you promised me?"
Soap chuckles at your confusion. "He's right here, sweetheart." He pats Ghost's shoulder, and the man takes one big step closer to you, closing the gap within that single stride. The shadow he casts somehow makes him look larger. "You said you'd be happy with anything, and I got you the best one! Ghost'll do anything you say—sit, stay, attack—you'll love him!"
You're not quite convinced. Can't lie and say you're not a little disappointed, but all thoughts of dissatisfaction are briefly forgotten when Ghost reaches down to grab your wrist, the one loosely holding the leather dog collar in hand, and undoes the buckle for you. He then guides your limp hands to slip it around his neck, adjusting it perfectly before letting your hands drop. When he pulls away, a shiver runs through you at the hungry gleam in his eyes, smirk evident in his voice.
"Woof."
You gulp. Maybe Soap is right. Maybe you will love him.
#posting this then leaving#also look up “Mighty Paw Leather Martingale Dog Collar” thats the collar im imagining. the one with the chain#my dog has it and he's a handsome boy in it#soap x reader#john soap mactavish x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#141 sweet treat <3#f!reader
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#soapshipping#soap posting#chuck palahniuk#fight club#fight club 1999#narrator fight club#tyler durden#tyler x narrator#autism creature#yippee#poor little meow meow#nooo don’t yassify a domestic terrorist you’re so sexy
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Perhaps someday, in another life, they'll finally get the ending they deserve.
"You look beautiful today Johnny, as always."
#damn this is the last post ill make for the year 2023#thanks for the support guys#ghoap#ghostsoap#soapghost#cod mw2#cod mw3#cod mwii#ghost x soap#soap x ghost#cod
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CW: Body horror
Triple the heads, triple the forehead kisses!!
#no u didnt see it the first time i post this#clicked “add to queue” and accidentally smash “add to schedule” without scheduling instead cuz im an idiot#anyways#gummmyart#doodle#ghostsoap#soapghost#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#call of duty
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there are two modes to simon. handsy and handsy.
handsy is the gentle hold he has on your wrist when you're watching a movie on the couch, his thumb brushing your knuckles, tracing ever bump and curve. it's a cozy arm thrown over your waist, weighty enough to leave your side sore after, with his leg slid between yours while he snores into your ear after a long day's work. the hand on your knee under the table while eating breakfast, lightly squeezing when you ask him if he wants more.
and then there's handsy. his grip tight around the soft of your waist, fingers creating little divots into your flesh as he tries to slow the pace you've set, feeling his climax too close too soon. it's how he fists your hair and maneuvers your head to the side without much effort while you're on your stomach, the light prick on your scalp only adding to the pleasure, as he mutters into your ear if you can give him another one. (guess you'll die, then.)
how he paws at your arse when he's got you on your knees with your face dug into a pillow as he pistons his hips, the occasional slap of his balls onto your clit making your ears ring and calves tense almost painfully, until he pulls you up, his chest and your back slick with sweat and you come with his one hand around your throat and the other jerking little circles on your stiffened pearl.
the two touches are so different from each other, one a tender thing as if he's afraid to hurt you and the other wanting to hurt, but a different kind of ache, the one he will always soothe with his fingers, mouth and cock.
(call him a triple threat.)
whether you like it or not, you've been conditioned. soft and gentle means affection and care, similar to him bussing the side of your head every morning before work while rough and firm means you're about to be ploughed until you're left to soak in a bath to recover from the onslaught.
and you'd been prepared to take this secret to the grave, to not tell a soul how he'd pulled you out of a pool with enough strength to feel your rear shoulder sting and you'd just about moaned in broad daylight. or how he'd moved you out of soap's trajectory during the first meet by the wrist and if you hadn't been wearing a jumper, your peaked nipples would've been visible to anyone.
but naturally, things never go your way. he'd found out in no time and now he uses that knowledge to his advantage. a quick sneaky fuck in price's bathroom during a barbecue starts with a vicious tug of your arm. getting ate out in the back alley of a pub: giving your thigh a squeeze so tight it could bruise while you sip on the swill you call beer.
and every single time he's pulling your pants down or flipping your skirt up, you're already dripping with want.
now to get him to stop manhandling you like that when the 141 are around.
(soap's left like a deer in headlights after he forcibly sat your tipsy arse down next to him because "LT said to keep 'n eye on ye," and a moan had slipped past your lips unbidden and now the girls boys are fighting someone help)
#soap who likes to play the pretty dumb himbo knows what's happening in an instant#and will apologize later#then risk a black eye seeing just how far this goes with you#also where's that one post of the clicker training but with the click of an empty gun#yeah that#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x reader#simon ghost riley x you#simon ghost riley smut#cod smut#simon ghost riley#call of duty
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tell me this isn't the same image.
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