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#soapshipping#soap posting#narrator fight club#fight club#fight club 1999#tyler x narrator#tyler durden#poor little meow meow#nooo don’t yassify a domestic terrorist you’re so sexy
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my favorite soap is the soap that is so so soft and gentle toward ghost. like he LOVES that man and he will make sure said man knows it. he looks at ghost like he hung the stars. traces over the scars of Ghost’s body, committing each one to memory. draws him over and over again, sketchbooks lined with ghost’s eyes, hands, mask, lips- he fucking loves that man.
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If no one's got me, I know Simon Riley's massive, fat, protruding titties got me.
#the only reason im able to get so much work done istg#soap posting#camus muses#hi el if you see this ignore me im feeling things /j
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roach hole
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#do i need a reason to post jester? no#BUT#when your friend teaches you how to haxx LJ links for more tmann content#jester#as the world turns#terrence mann#me when there's new That Old Man content#soap posting
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One of my favorite parts of soaping is when you’re done & for a little while you smell like the scent you used
#unless of course I hate the smell (pine and cinnamon my beloathed)#soap#soap making#soap posting#cold process soap
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Getting the doctor bronner's label as a tramp stamp rn
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cod × fem!reader ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹ ᡣ𐭩
The familiar sound of keys in the door alerted you to your husband’s return.
“My love?” he called, looking for you, boots making heavy footsteps as he made his way towards you and your child. His eyes soften once they land on you and your baby girl.
“How’s my princess?” he drawls, voice deep with exhaustion from work.
You look down at the child sitting in your lap, occupied with trying to fit a chubby foot into her mouth. A steady finger reaches underneath your chin, lifting it to meet his warm, intense gaze.
“I’m talking about this one.”
#cod x reader#gaz x reader#lepetitepatisserie#post#soap x reader#cod drabble#141 x reader#simon riley x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#john soap mctavish x reader#simon riley#kyle garrick x reader#cod fluff#call of duty#cod x female reader#cod#cod fic#cod fanfic#John price x reader#thank you for 1k!#thank you for 2k!#1k#2k#thank you for 3k!#3k#thank you for 4k!#4k#5k#6k#ahhhh! thank you for 10k!
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only one slasher's allowed in these woods…
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#this halloween event is...slasher themed!!! its a blast from the past back when i drew these two as slashers last year#ghost is a jason voorhees knockoff#konig is a pyramidhead twist#and soap is a camp counsellor in very tight shorts#there's more to this btw the whole event is 3 posts#this is the first one#more to come soon!!#simon ghost riley#konig#john soap mactavish#giragi art#cod mw2
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Perhaps someday, in another life, they'll finally get the ending they deserve.
"You look beautiful today Johnny, as always."
#damn this is the last post ill make for the year 2023#thanks for the support guys#ghoap#ghostsoap#soapghost#cod mw2#cod mw3#cod mwii#ghost x soap#soap x ghost#cod
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#soapshipping#soap posting#chuck palahniuk#fight club#fight club 1999#narrator fight club#tyler durden#tyler x narrator#autism creature#yippee#poor little meow meow#nooo don’t yassify a domestic terrorist you’re so sexy
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How Task Force 141 would react to you placing your hand on their upper thigh in public:
Captain Price:
This 40 year old man wouldn’t let you get away with a stunt like that in public. The moment your hand is on his upper thigh, he’d firmly place his own over yours, squeezing it just enough to warn you. "Behave." He’d say quietly, eyes locking with yours to make sure the message lands. If you were cheeky enough to push your luck and keep going, he wouldn’t bother with more words.
Instead, he’d order you up, his voice firm as he tells you to get to the car while he takes care of the bill. The drive wouldn’t last long before he’d pull over somewhere secluded, roughly bending you over the bonnet. "Thought you’d act up, did ya?" He’d mutter, hands already on your hips, ready to teach you a lesson you wouldn’t forget.
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Kyle "Gaz" Garrick:
Kyle would notice your hand sliding onto his thigh but he’d stay still, just to see how far you’d take it in the dark of the movie theatre. He’d pretend he didn’t feel it, keeping his eyes on the screen but he’d be holding back a grin. As your hand moves higher, closer to his growing bulge, his patience then would snap. He’d grab your wrist suddenly, leaning in close to whisper, "Fine, then. If you're so brave, let’s finish it here."
Without waiting for your answer, he’d drag you to the dirty bathroom, pushing you into a stall. "You wanna act like a dirty girl? Then you get treated like one." He’d say, motioning you to kneel on the filthy floor just to make sure you understood the consequences of teasing him like that.
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John "Soap" MacTavish:
Johnny would light up like a Christmas tree. The moment your hand rests on his thigh, he’d lean back with a grin, his legs spreading just a bit wider to invite you in. "Aye, don’t stop now.." He’d whisper, clearly enjoying the game. He’d egg you on, guiding your hand even higher, fully aware of the risk of being caught in the middle of the cafe.
If you hesitated, he wouldn’t let you off easy and his own hand would find its way between your legs under the table, not caring who might see. "Guess we’re giving ‘em a show today, bonnie."
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Simon "Ghost" Riley:
There's no beating around the bush with this man. He would catch on immediately and wouldn’t let you get away with it. He’d grab your wrist before you could move further and give you a knowing look. ''You’re not doing that here.'' He’d say, his expression serious.
He’d tease you a bit, asking if the three times he had you earlier weren’t enough and calling you greedy. ''Be good until I finish my whiskey, then we'll sort you out.'' He’d promise. You’d know to behave, or else he’d make sure you’d regret it but only when he decided it was time.
#i have so many drafts to finish and post pls don't block me#task force 141#141 x reader#tf 141#cod#call of duty#captain price#captain price smut#captain price x reader#kyle gaz garrick#kyle gaz garrick smut#kyle gaz garrick x reader#john soap mactavish#johnny mactavish#john mactavish x reader#john soap mactavish x reader#simon ghost riley#simon riley x reader#simon riley smut
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CW: Body horror
Triple the heads, triple the forehead kisses!!
#no u didnt see it the first time i post this#clicked “add to queue” and accidentally smash “add to schedule” without scheduling instead cuz im an idiot#anyways#gummmyart#doodle#ghostsoap#soapghost#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#call of duty
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Thinking about streamer/YouTuber/etc Soap and boyfriend Ghost who is always in the background, but not in the way you think.
Ghost thinks it's funny as fuck to stand in the closet, door just slightly cracked, and stare at the camera while Soap is doing something. When Soap leaves to go to the bathroom, Ghost is standing ominously in the corner only to disappear once Soap stands in front of the camera to sit down. Soap vlogging/going live, walking around the city or something, and keeps turning the camera to see Ghost sitting at a table staring or hiding in an alley. He's always just in frame, always staring with his balaclava on, but never speaks, maybe even refuses to blink.
Soap's fans are terrified. It doesn't happen every stream/video, but just enough to gain attention. People are constantly asking about it; they type all concerned in the chat, only for Soap to insist he doesn't see anything. He'll check the place everyone told him to go just for Ghost to have disappeared. It gets so big that people are watching him just to find Ghost like a fucked up game of Where's Waldo. Some people take it more seriously, asking him to move because he has a stalker or telling him to bring in an exorcist.
Of course, Soap always tells them they're idiots and continues as normal. Behind the scenes, he's laughing his ass off because everyone thinks his boyfriend is actually a ghost haunting him. Ghost loves it because he likes feeling like a cryptid for Soap's online fans and gets to establish himself in Soap's life without needing to really make himself known.
One day a photo gets leaked (maybe by them, maybe not) of Ghost being normal with Soap, the two of them smiling with their arms around each other, maybe even a wedding photo, and people go nuts. Soap just refused to acknowledge his weird ass boyfriend in the back of his videos for years, like the chaotic asshole he is.
#the thought of it is just cracking me up#the two biggest idiots ever#none of that 'bringing soap a sandwich topless' bs#call of duty#cod mwii#cod mw2#ghoap#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#ghostsoap#soapghost#cod au#ghoap au#tag : teks posts
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tell me this isn't the same image.
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