rootveggiesandtoads
he's the moon and I live inside the moon
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22/trans man/really into "Rock Lobster" by The B-52's
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rootveggiesandtoads · 3 days ago
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at the mariners bar: sorry mates i cant go out today.. My boat's transmasc now. He's more comfortable with he/him. He just went through top surgery to get his sails removed and he's recovering. Bluebeard-and-Pronouns the woke pirate: arrg so he's gotten a mastectomy. well i'm glad that he's discovered himself.
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rootveggiesandtoads · 3 days ago
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Google how do I find every single local t4t freak on tumblr without doxxing myself and getting robbed and killed
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rootveggiesandtoads · 4 days ago
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as suggested by @ghostlyeris drawn in a break from writing. [img desc in alt text]
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rootveggiesandtoads · 6 days ago
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Honey don’t feed me I will come back
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rootveggiesandtoads · 6 days ago
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jerking off disaffectedly and with great malaise
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rootveggiesandtoads · 7 days ago
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gerryoliver content for the 3 gerryoliver fans
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rootveggiesandtoads · 8 days ago
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AU martin i've been cooking on the tma rp twitter....
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rootveggiesandtoads · 9 days ago
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for your consideration: a version of House MD in which everything is the exact same, except that when they do one of those close-up 3d animations of a patient's organs failing, it's done with claymation instead of CGI
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rootveggiesandtoads · 10 days ago
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bored of puppyboys and catboys. lets consider the humble fishboy, who you can stick hooks in and also gut with a knife. and he loves it
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rootveggiesandtoads · 10 days ago
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I cannot bring myself to finish this at all
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rootveggiesandtoads · 10 days ago
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*flirting with an older man* when i was born you had already attempted suicide once
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rootveggiesandtoads · 15 days ago
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U ever start smth and ur like haha this is such a cute SKETCH and then it turns into a 10hr painting. Anyway heres astral plane viktor as ponyo's mother
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rootveggiesandtoads · 15 days ago
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slug sketch
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rootveggiesandtoads · 16 days ago
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i love you, Two Catfish as Street Musicians in the Kashina district, ca 1855 of an unidentified artist, you go so hard
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rootveggiesandtoads · 16 days ago
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i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time
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rootveggiesandtoads · 16 days ago
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i cannot stand the “let men be friends” thing anymore. no it’s gay now. really gay. Sorry
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rootveggiesandtoads · 23 days ago
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reblog if you ship a ship that's unhealthy, toxic and fucked up
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