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garden eel party 🎉

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honey, I was thinking that we could spice things up in the bedroom by turning the heat off and pretending to be gold prospectors in the Yukon during winter who have to have sex to avoid freezing to death. how does that sound, babe?

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st. catherine of siena drinking from christ's side wound

in a hagiography of st. catherine of siena, alsace, early 15th c.

source: Paris, BnF, ms. allem. 34, fol. 43v

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never thought Disney would be bold enough to address the strain on Nick and Judy's relationship after the abortion

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"you should've been at the club" YOU should've been at the club. in the catacombs. on april 2nd 1897.

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if i was an oracle i would be suuuuch a gossip about future drama that only i know about

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I gathered you here to hide from some vast unnameable fear But the loneliness never left me I always took it with me But I can put it down in the pleasure of your company

And if tomorrow it's all over At least we had it for a moment Oh, darling, things seem so unstable But for a moment, we were able to be still

🎶 Lyrics from No Choir by Florence + The Machine 🎶

Hugs & Cuddles // Compulsion @jonmartinweek

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trying to max out the friendship meter by sending you two pictures of my pussy a week but i fuck up and accidentally scroll one too far in camera roll and select a picture of your most hated fruit and watch the meter lose half a heart in real time

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In some other life, we’d just be fishermen together

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Lucky, Chip, Flower, and Sticky the sturgeon 🐟

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I never throw my cigarette butts out the car window. I just eat them. That's how dedicated I am to the environment.

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*offers you a cigarette except out of a crayon box and it's a crayon*

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snoopy in true stories

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baby purples martins have paused their slopping to

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A Cuttlefish in motion

I was mesmerised by the motion of their fins so I challenged myself to make an animation of them.

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“The kiss” but make it doorkeay