#so whoever is sending them

[crxzytogether]

And I’m supposed to believe their poses/positions have no relevance and mean nothing- right ok…

Yeah I’ll believe that, just like how I believe the music and costumes and light and set designs mean nothing too mhm

[evilkitten3]

naruto crack au where kakashi manages to successfully drill the "never abandon your comrades" thing into team seven's heads

so when sasuke deserts naruto and sakura immediately desert with him. like he gets to the village gates and they're just waiting for him bags packed like "what took u so long we doing this or what"

he tries to get them to go back bc of course he does. "no you losers this is about me i'm going to kill my brother. also i'll have to kill my best friend for the super sharingan and you two are like the only people i talk to". but they do not listen. teamwork sasuke we will defeat your brother (OUR brother #communism) with the power of teamwork. just like kakashi-sensei said

suddenly orochimaru has to deal with three horrible little goblins with an even more codependent relationship than his old team

[khaoala]

I think Kant would have gotten far less criticism or hatred if KantBison were not being shoved into our throat. Like, clearly the showmakers want us to root for KB, everyone from Style to Cop Chris saying how Kant has fallen for Bison yada yada but at the same time Kant casually talks about Bison, the supposed love of his life, getting shot dead or spending his entire life in prison....without any sign of pain in his voice or face...like he's talking about mildly uncomfy weather.

This is clearly a narrative problem but it does make viewers frustrated and Kant's character has to bear the brunt of this narrative folly. I am very sure if the narrative made it clear from the start that KB are not, under any condition ending up together, the situation would have been different....but of course gmmtv has to sell their cp (by which I mean cp merch and stuff). The showmakers already have a pair (FadelStyle) that are hitting all the right spots for how a romantic pair should be and they can be easily shown to be having a happily ever after. Ideally they should have kept KantBison 'lovers to enemies' actually ending up as enemies...but well....cp 😒

i'll start this by saying this is the one and only ask with hate for kant/kantbison that i will answer because from your oh so many words, i can already tell you fit into the exact category of people who already made up your mind about the character and nothing i say will change your perception. but bc i'm not feeling like being the bigger person, sure, you wanna talk about this, let's talk about this.

first of all, i wanna talk about your apparent hatred for cps (or maybe it's just fk, we never know) and gmmtv's system, and you know, that's so funny because that's, and i know it'll shock you, their thing😯. so maybe if you didn't want to see that, you shouldn't have started watching the show, even after knowing that the two couples would end up together in the end because guess what, this was advertised as a romcom. and we what do we get with romcoms? exactly, happy endings. a travesty.

i find it so funny when people say fadelstyle are hitting all the spots for a romantic pairing, because that's what's supposed to be (again, a romcom), they are the more traditional romantic storyline (or as traditional as you can get with a killer and a guy who only started hitting on him and continued to do so because he wanted a car) so they are supposed to be hitting those spots. it's their storyline.

see, kantbison hooked up that very first night they met, clear attraction, kant was besotted by his one night stand and was calling him a ghost because bison up and ran before they could wake up together. their first interaction together and it had nothing to do with the police, or lying or manipulating, so maybe it's not a narrative problem that kantbison are "being shoved down our throats" maybe it's just a you problem if you didn't notice what they were being set up to.

and many people have talked about this already, and if you cared to read either liz's or lauren's meta about kant, you wouldn't have come to my inbox complaining about kant not being expressive when he clearly can't let himself feel the things he wants because his priority will always be his brother (just like fadel will prioritize bison always) in contrast to style who doesn't have to carry the responsibility of raising and caring for a younger brother on his shoulders.

and darling, if you started this show thinking at any point, from the trailers, pilot or official, promotional photos, osts, novel, press, anything, that kantbison would not be a thing, again, it's not on them, it's on you and your poor observation skills. there are plenty of people way more qualified than me to talk about this and how kant actually cares for bison, and how he's torn between his heart and his brain, but you don't really care, so why bother.

[those-who-stay]

nick blankenburg & jimmy lambert out in ann arbor, winter 2022

[vanityangel]

when ur crush starts eyeing the new girl in town 😔

[lunainlove]

Can anyone help me find a fic?? 😭😭 it’s ghostsoap and I forgot the name, I looked through my bookmarks and it’s not there, also through my history but I can’t find it 😭😭😭😭😭

I’m pretty sure it’s a series. Basically it’s ghost and soap retired, old men in love and that type of vibe. One of the fics has some hitman about to snipe Simon while he’s tending to his garden but then Soap saves him by killing the man on the mountain. In this fic Ghost is a retired Captain, pretty sure Soap is dead and using hearing aids. Some military men go to their house to retrieve the body and Ghost gets all possessive over Soap when some young soldier is eying him up. It’s hilarious bc I remember the fic perfectly but NOT THE NAME 😭😭😭

I think another fic part of the same series has Soap’s nephew being very close to them. Ends up with his niece having a baby I think and the nephew asking Ghost and Soap to take the baby bc the niece is not a good person. So they are old men in love raising a cute baby.

I think also another fic part of this series (might be a different series tho I’m not sure) has a part where there’s some accident and a young man hits/almost hits Soap with his car or something and then Ghost gets to the emergency room all scared but soap is bruised and fine.

Also another one (I remember so much BUT THE FUCKING NAME 😭😭😭😭) has some young intruders planning to break into Soap and Ghost’s house but they end up beating their asses in the funniest and least taxing way possible. They have a cat that scratches one of the intruders’ face pretty badly.

PLS SOMEONE HELP ME FIND THEM 🥹🥹 I can offer more info if needed bc I literally remember EVERYTHING but the damn name

[courtesanofdeath]

I feel like you need to see this 🙈

AKDJWIJSA WHAT IS THIS OMG IS THIS A TRAP SPECIFICALLY FOR ME 😭😭😭 WHY ARE THEY TOGETHER WHAT ARE THEY PLANNING

[ladyalicentshightower]

I think people overestimate how feminist team black is. If someone brings up how Baela should be the heir to Driftmark, it's always "she would've been Queen if not for the Greens!", ignoring that 1, she would be Queen consort, not a Queen in her own right, and 2 she has a legitimate claim in her own right to Driftmark. Team Black's goal is to crown Rhaenyra, but Rhaenyra becoming Queen isn't a win for feminism because it does nothing to dismantle the rest of the patriarchal system that exists in Westeros. From what we've gotten so far, it reads that Rhaenyra wants to be the exception and not the rule. Rhaenyra has made a lot of bad political decisions, which means she can't acknowledge Baela's claim because it would weaken her own claim (blatantly admitting her eldest sons are illegitimate would not end well for her to say the least). So she betrothes Jace and Luke to Baela and Rhaena to kind of atone for that, like as a consolation prize Baela will be Queen and Rhaena will be lady of Driftmark, neither of them would hold either title in their own right. It's good matches because the kids like each other and will treat each other well, but it's not a feminist win or a feministic liberation. It's usurpation, usurpation that takes place because Rhaenyra has to do damage control after having illegitimate children and after a serious of bad political decisions (both hers and her fathers, Viserys is the arbiter of this entire mess). To me, Rhaenyra is very reminiscent of Mary Queen of Scots, I can see a lot of elements drawn from Mary's history in Rhaenyra's story and character, down to their sons eventually taking the crown they failed to claim/keep.

[ivymarquis]

Im feeling feral SEND IN PROMPTS

[butnotbubblegum]

whenever i have Big Emotions about music my go to solution is to make a google doc about it and i feel like i should explore that

[ask-that-weird-dog]

Kris. Kris. Kris. Of the two, do you prefer moss or potassium more?

* (You get the feeling this is about to be a very, very weird day.)

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[purplesaline]

Easiest

Puppy

Ever

When he's bored he goes to fins something to chew on, then brings it back to where I am and sits or lays against me to chew it. Once he's bored of that he'll go look for something different to chew and brings it back, and on and on.

And the boy has a bladder the size of Texas! He went nearly 12 hours without peeing and only went then because I woke him up and dragged him outside. Unfortunately I didn't wait long enough and a little while after we were back inside he went over to his crate and pooped on the towels in there (which made for very easy cleanup), then went for another 8 hours without asking to pee and I took him out again.

Now I know why his sister struggles with excitement peeing. Parker took some of her share of bladder!

[sexynetra]

Hey diva idk if you’ve seen, but Marcia like. Acknowledged RAWNSYF on Twitter

???? I’m literally gonna delete my account this is my worst nightmare 😭

[iero]

Foals is officially queued on the 'haveyouheardthisband' blog... GET SCARED because I will be annoying about this.

[swordmaid]

my hag romance murder mystery au turning to magistrate astarion working with executor shri’iia we kind of like that development

[bowithoutadaemon]

Dealing with grown up shit by making phone calls sucks. But if I do it I can make sure the damn insurance actually got canceled or not. And then I can stop paying for a thing that makes no sense for me to have.