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kittykatninja321 · 2 months ago

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Defending Damian’s worst antics purely on the basis of “if you’re an experienced vigilante/combatant and you get murked by a child that’s a skill issue on your part”

#Yes even if the child is assassin trained #every time someone brings up that dumb ass Injustice scene I’m like well maybe Dick’s skull shouldn’t be so soft. Grown ass man 🙄#bro got Cain and Abel’d by a middle schooler SKILL ISSUE (it’s crazy how dirty that universe did him lmaooo)#’but what about when he-‘idc. skill issue.#Damian Wayne

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ameliadoesstuff · 4 months ago

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these are fun

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fyllophobia · 25 days ago

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think fast! surprise trust fall

#ffxiv #emet selch #hythlodaeus #hythades #ff14 #fanart #all the stuff they used to do as little girls they’d still do for old time’s sake #the stupider the better like even pre-transition they’d fuck around like middle school boys #childhood friends brah who knows what they got up to as kids #ESPECIALLY if emet who constantly gas a stick up his ass considers his youth misspent #ohhhhh im emet selch and grown up now i have a reputation to uphold for the sake of the star #enter: hythlodaeus and azem bringing out his peanut brain that’s still buried in there #like i have a lot in my drafts of them as kids in amaurot and let me tell u it’s kinda funny #like it;s the shit the kids get up to and get into trouble for #combine emet’s insane aptitude of magicks and livid girlchild temper #like UNCONTROLLABLE cranky girltemper #and hythlodaeus’ much more pronounced carefree ‘getting away with it attitude’#dangerous combo for hijinks man they’ve been friends a long time hythlodaeus has seen all of emet’s embarrassing moments #it’s so funny that hythlodaeus is like ‘oh u want to know how he became emet selch ok sit down honey i’ll tell u everything’#emet needs to shut him up before hythlodaeus reveals his lore entire timeline #i can imagine him pinching his lips shut and hythlodaeus is still going #muffled unintelligible still wildly gesticulating #they’re a walking bit and so slapstick together it’s funny how comfy they are even if they riff off each other #these bitches on some universe level soulmate shit my senses were tingling the moment shade hythlodaeus was like ‘oh yeah we were…. close’#gay gay homosexual gay #absolutely completely interwoven into each others’ lives its amazing #AND they’re trans

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copias-juicebox · 11 months ago

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i wish you all a very tutti monday everyone.

#i love his damn face so much please stop looking like a lil baby you're a grown ass man #jk he will always be my baby but also my daddy you know what i mean?#tutti thursday #it‘s not thursday i know but i miss his face ok!!#lmao #tobias forge #ghost band #copia #papa emeritus #ghost #ghesties #the band ghost #myedit #papa emeritus iv #ghost sweden

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sciderman · 3 months ago

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Yk, I hate that adaptations keep making Peter a high schooler, and not just because it means he never evolves, but because the adaptations now also include wider Marvel, whitch usually (thanks to the MCU) is at the modern day stage with legacy characters and new age teen heroes, meaning that Peter is taking up Miles' spot and you can really tell when they put him next to someone like Kamala Khan or Sam Alexander who are Miles' pals. Tho Peter taking Miles' stuff is just a modern issue overall, just look at MCU whitch just stole and re-skinned Miles' personality, characters, story-beats, even the costume to an extent and then made it worse.

agree 👏

#sci speaks #sci. release the script doctor you did where it actually was miles in the mcu and peter parker is a grown ass man.#it was funny. peter was a really bad intern at stark industries #who stole stark tech on the sly.#and of course. tony catches wind of this because he has cameras everywhere and. those cameras happened to also catch.#him sneaking out of work as spider-man.#and tony ropes him into civil war or whatever because otherwise he could Literally press charges.#and peter's :((((((((#begrudgingly joins tony's side.#in the post credit we see that he's been gathering stark tech to build miles morales some very neato webshooters.#and voil.a. miles is the star of homecoming and. peter is the mentor figure that encourages miles to start small.#miles: but YOU teamed up with the avengers a #peter: do as i SAY not as i DO.#sighs. so little would have to change.#but no more child soldiers and no more over exposure of tony stark. fantastic. superb.#also showing a slightly sneakier peter parker who isn't exactly entirely morally upstanding.#steals from billionares while they're not looking to serve the people who need it.#robin hood figure !! sexy. would falll to my knees for a peter parker like that. would be my favourite on screen peter ever.#and it puts him more in an interesting spot with the villains in the movies too.#if we still go with the route of all the villains being affiliated with stark tech and stealing / using stark tech #then peter is like. in a more complex role in the story. he stole stark tech too. is he better than the criminals?#he uses it for good. he thinks. but that's his judgement.#just i think it would be neat. all the “you're just like me” rhetoric falls so flat in those movies.#but what if it hit different.#but that would be if marvel had the courage to make a complex spider-man movie #where peter parker is allowed to make morally complex decisions asides for “uhh. stupid kid makes stupid mistakes”#sci talks movies

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druidonity2 · 5 months ago

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'whatcha got there?''a smoothie' meme but its Sylvanas and Alleria sneaking Anduin into the Windrunner family reunion in Midnight.

#world of warcraft #anduin wrynn #the war within #alleria windrunner #sylvanas windrunner #vereesa windrunner #Sylvanas seeing him as her brother and Alleria seeing him as her son is so funny #Its only a matter of time until Vereesa gets weird over him too she already shared her murder plot with him #I know Alleria knows what Sylvanas did to Anduin but I wonder what she'd think about what Vereesa did lol #I find the weird relationship Anduin has with the Windrunner family to be so interesting like what is going on #This grown ass man gets adopted so much i dont think he knows that thats not a normal way to treat a man #anyway he and Alleria were hungry so they stopped for some smoothies before the reunion

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cementcornfield · 3 months ago

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Did you see the clip of Joe yesterday?

Is it a clip now? Oh lord....was it funny at least?

It was the first time he ever used the F word in a conference.

He cursed? Y'all lying...I be trying to get him to curse, he don't curse when I'm talking to him...

#again love love loveeee this style of press conference where they get joe to talk about ja'marr a lot the first day #then report everything he said back to ja'marr the next day #truly they do have to communicate with each other in the MOST indirect convoluted ways #exhausting! just make them do these together!!! can you imagine them arguing about whether ja'marr's ever asked for the ball like that??#but still. this version of reality is also Very Good.#is it a clip now?? oh lord... just so wife embarrassed about husband coded if i'm being honest!#like 'oh what did he say now!! i hope it was at least funny!'#and then not believing that joe cursed (just like he didn't believe joe winked earlier in the year)#constantly trying to figure this man out <3 #you know he's going to be on joe even more to curse now #the thing is i feel like joe probably doesn't curse much in casual conversion. midwestern polite boy and all that #but he's a grown-ass man so i'm sure he DOES curse occasionally #but maybe knowing how much ja'marr wants him to...he purposefully does it less around him to mess with him #that's a dynamic i fully believe for them #ja'marr chase #joe burrow #joe'marr

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winepresswrath · 1 year ago

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sudden yearning for time travelling teen jiang fengmian lands at lotus pier fic that winds up being about a perfectly nice kid having a varying series of "oh no. i don't like that. that's a lot" reactions.

#i think in order for this to be satisfying i have to give grace and interiority to teenmian #i'm picturing an older teen like 18ish? maybe even early 20s?#big crush on csr he's already pretty sure isn't going to work out #but at least he'll always have wei-xiong #anyway this is my ploy to give jfm a chance at an ugly crying meltdown #he's trying so hard to be even keeled and like #maybe take this as an evil vision designed to teach him something #but somewhere in between my crush stole my man and then they died #my whole sect burned #my grown ass son who is older than me making the vibe sooooo weird #and my grandson! child of my dead???? daughter??????#is just like yeah he never talks about you. no never never #and then wwx blows into town and idk somehow they all end up at dinner together and jfm politely calls lqr a punk ass bitch in front of lwj #because what???? context clues suggest lqr has the fucking nerve to not like wei xiong's baby after All That #only for adult son with the weird vibes #to imply only filial piety is keeping him from naming the real #punk ass bitch #anyway this ends with jfm crying because clearly he marries yuanyuan and she HATES HIM and then his own son ALSO HATES HIM #and would rather stupid Lan-er-gongzi #be his dad.#if you like lqr so much why don't you just join the lan sect then?????#and that's how jc learns he didn't get it all from his mama #jc didn't mean it he was stressed! this isn't his dad it's an a-ling sized kid. but it's still stressful

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blocksgobrrr · 2 months ago

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oh my LORD! i am so obsessed with them right now. the hyperfixation is literally insane. please ask me about my feelings toward them bc i will blab on for hours. i am really glad that xisuma has been more social in season 10 bc it give me more fuel!!!

more yapping!

#xisumavoid #hc s10 #hermitcraft #mcyt #xisuma fanart #evil xisuma #hermitcraft xisuma #my art #i love them so much you don’t understand #they are twin brothers #the sibling rivalry is insane #EX uses xe/xer prns bc i said so!!#i have like 5 fics about xisuma in progress #his unfunny dry ass humor is so charming and that’s what makes him funny in my eyes #they are so silly #and no guys i am not infantilizing a grown ass man #HE IS AN ADULT MAN #he just happens to be the thing that is getting me thru a tough breakup

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digital999placebo · 17 days ago

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o hhh my god. A guy I rejected at a party like 5 years ago is sending all my ig posts to me and saying all my art is trash and im ugly as fuck . Keep in mind I have not spoken to this man since that party FIVE (5!!!) (F I V E) YEARS!!!! AGO !!!!!! what can I say . My aura is incomprehensible it will stay with u forever I am that girl

#also as always .. he’s a man .#men when they’re in a keeping ur cool competition but getting rejected shows up 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯🤯#why do men feel so fuckinggg entitled to shit like that’s what makes me mad about this situation ?#‘o u don’t want me well ur dumb and ugly anyway’#BRO! U R A GROWN ASS MAN #also five years later ? give it a rest have your life not moved forward since then

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sallymew4 · 3 months ago

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kids when they hear that their dad is back in town VS. kids when theyre hanging out with a conman that accidentally stole their wallet once

im not even joking btw

bonus heres me being crazy about them in dms ^^^

#mob psycho 100 #mp100 #shou suzuki #sho suzuki #reigen arataka #i know sho doesnt actually BELIEVE his dad is back but even just that split second reaction is a weird one to have over your dad coming bac #he was like 'say sike rn... wait that aint right.'#shou watching them on the bottom floor while being isolated up in the corner at the end of the third stage play. and saying #'it's nice that they're so easygoing.' all wistfully???? im killing somebody #reigen calling him a poor thing and worrying about him DESPITE knowing his mischievous ways. ugh #gonna quote my reaction to clip rq #'bro [shou] heard him [reigen] talking about guardianship over children and making sure theyre safe over anything else and was like-#'this is getting too real for me i gotta make fun of him immediately.''#idc WHAT yall think to ME that was such a thick layer of defense mechanism that even though reigen's guardianship speech wasnt directed #at Sho he still felt the intrinsic urge to shoot back because of what hes experienced with people who are SUPPOSED to be protecting him.#would yall believe me if i told you i am totally insane #there are SO MANY THINGS. woven into their interactions that really enhance it #its totally silly! yes! but also! it is a legitimate ARC of GROWTH within their relationship! we watch as Sho starts off #with no trust in the man at all (although for a pretty good reason)#and over time he realizes hes NOT total shitbag #of course this doesnt mean hes completely vulnerable with him. its easy to infer that his distrust in certain people is formed from #a lifetime of being let down and incapability of dependency on certain trusted adults. his defense must be so heavily built up #even after gaining some sort of trust from Shou Reigen will NOT be exempt from his impish defense mechanisms.#sho will not make himself emotionally available as he would then be open to being hurt by someone else he thought could trust #his 'carefree and prankish' behavior is the wall between himself and such an intense feeling of disappointment and hurt and loneliness #but i like to think hes also just silly. hehe #man that stage play huh. shoots every fatal drug directly into my bloodstream #shou's trust and father issues VS stupid conman who has the common sense to not let children be beat up by grown ass adults. who will win.#i mightve forgotten something but. i think this is pretty packed full already so i am pleased. thank you for reading <3 #meowmeow art

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izzy140105 · 3 months ago

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🟩 better be fucking careful - cause if I see his ass at any point imma do something stupid. I don't play when it comes to my boy Tom Simons.

#a SIXTEEN year old boy wrote in his diary “don't upset 🟩”#all because 🟩 got mad and started yapping how he made tom famous 💀✋#he is a grown ass man acting like a child and i can NEVER take his defenders seriously!#also - im pretty sure he voted for trump so if that says anything about his character then i dont know what...#𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐀 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐒 ꨄ︎#anti dream #tom simons #tommyinnit

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npdzane · 3 months ago

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hes a fucking ipad kid im crying

#ninjago #vex ninjago #LOOK AT HIS FACEEE AWWEWEWOE #AWWWWWWW #hes so adorable #why #grown ass man btw #can he be fucking normal. like. what\]#stop it

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beargregor · 2 months ago

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Chef greg delivery just for you. it's a wonder I hadn't bearified him yet, he's my fave greg too 🔪

gays literally only want one thing (to be chopped up and eaten by a depressed man) and it's fucking disgusting

#kabukeo #something to bear in mind #other's art #limbus company #project moon #lcb gregor #r.b. sous chef gregor #namesake #i'm sorry for doing a haha funny joke reply i just like #i spent like ten minutes pacing around my house when i saw this in my inbox i'm not exaggerating #thank you for my life i love him so bad #do i need a gift art tag now i just like. i don't even know what to say #i haven't even made any actual proper posts yet i just made a silly blog i feel like i haven't done anything to earn this #to stop myself from blubbering i'm just going to respond to the tags on your rb #no problem for providing details again i think about this grown ass fucking man too god damn much but it's not a problem.#problems are only problems if you call them a problem. it's not a problem.#thank you for seeing the vision on rhino geg.#since kjh refuses to release him that just means that we can continue to acknowledge this as true and canon and there's nothing he can do #[ignore that he has a cameo in a card in game no he doesn't]#to me rosespanner is like. very much the type of guy that when you're crushing on him you try to talk to him #and then you get him to start talking about stuff he's interested in #and then before long you end up agreeing to watch something you don't care for in the slightest #solely for the purpose of having something in common to talk with him about #meanwhile he doesn't pick up on you trying to flirt with him like at all #anyway i could go on about how badly i need hex nail gregor for both bear reasons and thematic Actual reasons #but i'm pretty sure i'm about to hit the tag limit. so i'll just say thank you again for the cannibal i will treasure him forever and alway #it took me like thirty minutes to type this all out after i sat down to actually do it because i kept getting embarrassed lmao #offerings to beargregor #< gift art tag #that's it. thank you for my life once again. keep fighting the good fight soldier. we'll get this to be common fanon one day. trust.

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dazais-guardian-angel · 2 months ago

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Well, at least Fukuzawa got his wish granted, I guess.... he's finally inside Fukuchi <3

#bungou stray dogs #bsd spoilers #bsd 120.5 #please laugh i know i made myself laugh.... if only to keep from crying lol #the oocification of Fukuzawa will be studied in the history books for years to come #that's not my fukuzawa...... that's his discount twin fucksack #because his dick is so far up the ass of his dead pathetic dumbass crusty ex boyfriend it's not even funny #he is dickriding that fucker HARD #and here i thought the FANDOM woobified fukuchi out the wazoo. but oh my god no fukuzawa himself has them all beat this chapter #man is coco for cocopuffs and babying that grown-ass man like he's 5 #it's truly pathetic and depressing to see i'm just beyond words #'you deceived him by keeping quiet the issues that would plague a union of mankind' NO??? LITERALLY ANYONE WITH A BRAIN WOULD KNOW #THAT THAT WOULD NEVER FUCKING WORK???? THAT IT'S THE STUPIDEST MOST NAIVE PLAN AND VIEW OF THE WORLD IMAGINABLE????#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS IS A TODDLER INSTEAD OF A GROWN-ASS SOLDIER WITH YEARS OF MILITARY EXPERIENCE #Fyodor feels like the only one at this point that hasn't truly lost the plot in all this...... the only one with a goddamn brain #I HATE THAT I HAVE TO AGREE WITH HIM!!!!!!!!! I HATE THAT IT FELT SO CATHARTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!#and i hate even more that the series clearly doesn't want us to agree with him and instead believe that fukuzawa is still right #even though he was spouting the most naive braindead bullshit imaginable that early series Fukuzawa would NEVER SAY #WHAT ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN BRO??? WHY DO YOU CARE MORE ABOUT DEFENDING THE HONOR OF THAT CRUSTY MF THAN #THE SAFETY OF YOUR KIDS????#WHERE DID ALL YOUR INTELLIGENCE GO #i fucking hated the writing ever since fukuchi's plan/motives were first revealed and it was played completely straight (and gay lol)#but to hear fukuzawa actually come out and defend that ridiculous bs is just.......... again i have no words #it's insane. what happened. what happened to you fukuzawa. all i can do is laugh it's so sad it's so stupid. I WAS CRINGING SO BAD.#and was so glad when he finally died so he finally SHUT THE FUCK UP. i hate it here. i miss when BSD was good so bad man 😭😭😭#it would be one thing if it felt like he's so deep in grief that he's completely deluded himself that fukuchi was right and had pure motive #and wasn't an idiotic piece of shit himself just like fyodor #but nah again it just feels like we're supposed to side with him lmao even though fyodor was exactly right in everything he said #when your villain sounds more intelligent/correct than your hero and that's not an intentional writing choice..... that's not good bros!!!#anyway may your stupidity be purified in the soul of your dead bf fukuzawa 🙏 and we get the true you back

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nopedontknow · 23 days ago

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Me: One of the main reasons I enjoy Batman Beyond is how unique in relation to the batfam Bruce and Terry's relationship is. Bruce's baggage is clearly seen from the very first episode and that reflects in how he treats Terry. You can clearly understand from both explicit storytelling and enviromental storytelling clues on why that is esepcially in Terry's position as his newest protege.

Also me when Bruce is mean to Terry: Hey. Don't be mean. He's just a little guy :(( cant you be nice :(((

#what about when bruce is mean to terry-#what about it. hes a grown ass man.#batman beyond #batdy beyond #im so tempted to just make that my permanent bb tag

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