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[autisticlancemcclain]

What’s your most hated fandom characterization for each of the main 7?

hoo boy am i glad you asked. although i’m gonna be real, my issue is less with fandom characterization, because you do you i don’t give a shit, and more with how people go batty if you personally are not a fan of fanon characterizations.

like, lemme be obvious and talk about my biggest example. i am a brown eyed lance truther. we know this. the amount of weirdo comments, weirdo DMs, and weirdo asks i get is atrocious. i post a lot of them bc they’re so stupid they’re funny but the amount of people per week that tell me to kill myself is lowkey wild. the amount of people that love to say some variation of “i liked your fic but you ruined it by making lances eyes brown! his eyes are blue!” and i’ve checked other brown eyed truther’s fics — either they delete their comments better than me, or they do not get the same thing. idk what the deal is lol.

i will concede to the point that i’m a contrarian and annoying about it, but a list of the following non-fanon headcanons/characterizations i hold that have been commented on in some derisive way:

- bitchy hunk (lol)

- non “cinnamon roll too pure and baby and good for this world” hunk*

- allura is a good character (🤡)**

- allura is a sweetheart

- allura is not a drill sergeant

- kuron was a good iteration of shiro

- red paladin lance/black paladin keith/blue paladin allura

- retired shiro

- pidge is not cruel

- pidge is not an infant and can handle things a regular 14-15 year old can handle

- small details are irrelevant (think lances family, exact prekerb details, etc)

- keith gyeong and lance sanchez

- fucking brown eyed lance. i’m saying it again

- tall keith

- non omega keith***

- readmores

- autistic lance

- adhd keith

- non asshole/cruel keith

- comphetting gay lance****

- shallura

- bi shiro, demi keith, essentially any sexuality headcanon that isn’t mainstream

- hunk who isn’t food obsessed

- that’s about it

*stop infantilising hunk

**the allura hate is ridiculous and largely rooted in anti-Blackness. it should not be a fight to say that she had a reason to feel betrayed by keith’s heritage, that she did not “get in the way” of klance, that her death was stupid and ridiculous, that she is often pushed over in favour of klance (not as in she’s less popular, but that her/her death are used as a plot device to further klance), and that she is as interesting, nuanced, and multifaceted as the rest of them.

***people, inevitably, feminize characters in fandoms (largely because many people in fandom are young women, i know i feminize characters simply bc i’m making them like me and i’m feminine lol), and my issue is that people (in the general sense, not everybody) love to feminize keith and then get really mad if anyone else is feminized. this is not about fem or trans woman keith btw. this is about people omega-ifying him and then losing their MINDS if i don’t share that headcanon.

****i literally only wrote this once and then never again because people lost their minds. but as much as i love bi lance, i think it’s interesting that usually, when we see “boy crazy” or “girl crazy” characters, especially if they have a lot of chemistry or homoerotic tension with a same-gender character, people are like oh ya that’s comphetting. that character is desperately trying to outrun the gay thoughts. but with lance, who was definitely girl crazy and cared more about having a girlfriend than actually dating and falling in love (think “mrs blue lion” — he didn’t give a fuck about who he was marrying, so long that it was a girl), calling him gay will have people saying you’re erasing bisexuality. as if he was not fucking straight in the show. so.

sorry this is so bitter and ranty lol. been in a mood

[zestials]

you rp as a victorian spider demon who got like 2 seconds of screentime how did you manage to make him hot

welcome to the cult , no one is safe.

[iheartmoons]

the shape of your name (still spells out pain)

hello!! so i'll tell you the premise -- its a wolfstar teacher fic!! it was more of an inside joke between my friends and i because wolfstar was going to be based on the teacher lore from my school :)) (theres these two teachers at my school who have the exact same personality as wolfstar, and they always insist they're not friends at all, but then they go to each other's dinner parties, and they also once went on this teachers trip thing?? and shared a hotel room. it's a whole thing.

anyways here's the summary i came up with:

Remus Lupin is thirty-three and losing himself in the passing of his mother, Hope. He is decaying away in the Lupin Cottage, tucked inside the Welsh countryside, until Lily offers up a job in the school she teaches at. Remus moves into this small town in southern England, hoping to find some life again, and instead meets a boy he left behind years ago. With Sirius Black, there comes uncovered memories, untouched hurt, and picking out old wounds just to heal them right this time.

[tawnysoup]

Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

[loki-hargreeves]

You wouldn't believe how accident prone I am 😂

I feel like Nathan would either be so nonchalant when he has a crush or he'd be all in, no in between. Also I wonder how he'd react to his s/o getting hurt in low-key a silly way. Like he would definitely find something witty to say, that's for sure

Reblog and put in the tags what’s the stupidest injury you’ve ever had

[jackalspine]

@schnuffel-danny hehehe

regarding this post: from schnuffle

[filibusterfrog]

types of wizards :)

[spiritual-turg]

She's literally SO gorgeous!!!!

OG by Joetastic!!!

[conmenn]

normal innkeeper with no past crimes to speak of <3

[arunneronthird]

[b1ttersweet-dreams]

if i disappear, whos to say that i was here? (my part of an trade with @pigswithwings ^_^)

[diornies]

Our clerics Will the Wise and Holly the Heroic 😭 and their paladin, I guess.

[hinamie]

subject, specimen, spectacle;

should i say that you're dead?

[daiwild]

more timkon.. more timkon i beg.. or timberkon... either one.. pls and thank you..

i just can not stand these guys (lying)

[muppetsnoopy]

they need to invent magic.spell that flosses and brushes my teeth for me and also tuckes me into bed soso cozy

[maaruiyeah]

hold ur giant bf w/ ur spaghetti arms…..