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my uncle (named big michael, you will soon find out why) who is 6’9 (Now You Understand) just arrived to sleep over at our place, i was not informed, there are no lights on in the hall, he has a key, and it is 34 minutes past midnight. So that is all to say, I do think with some certainty, that I am now, officially, the first human being who has come this close to seeing the boogie man in real life, and survived. He unfolded himself through that door frame like a poorly made origami crane from hell.

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The toe-drag in football involves a receiver touching the tips of their cleats to the turf to complete a catch before falling out of bounds. Often split-second impulses, the legs of a football player in this position mimic that of a ballet dancer, with tight muscles, straight lines, and pointed toes.

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something about hockey player clapping with their sticks reminds me of geese and their collective honking

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vintage katya

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So many people do not understand the relationship between climate change and cold weather.

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keep thinking about this one

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im surprised no one is talking about how elon musk paid people to make high level hardcore characters for him so he could claim it was all his work on livestream only to be immediately exposed as he couldn't even play the game right

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truly what is the science behind the richest men on this planet ALL collectively not having one single ounce of swag or charisma. They are ALL so painful to witness as people to the point where it really makes you feel like they sold their soul and not as a metaphor like they do not actually have human souls I’m serious

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NO WAY

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Love these guys what was going on with their old photoshoots

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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

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Someone said they were allergic to taking normal photos and I think they were right

(Especially the David LaChapelle shoot from I think 1997? That one is so fun and bizarre I love it)