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my cat Meatball’s hanukkah sweater started kinda coming off, so my girlfriend went to fix it, and as she did so she said to him, in her most tender and maternal voice, “aww, is your shirt coming off? whore”

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i deal so incredibly well with change!!! my natural reaction to it is just so positive!!!! i really take it in stride!!! i don't even give myself migraines and gastrointestinal issues and night terrors!!!!

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animation being treated like a genre instead of a medium is something that actually makes me go insane. beauty and the beast is a romance. the emperor's new groove is a buddy comedy. big hero 6 is a superhero movie. moana is an adventure film. the lion king is a drama. treasure planet is sci-fi. if i was talking to someone who hadn't seen these movies before, and they weren't specifically interested in animation as a medium, then i wouldn't necessarily assume they'd enjoy all of these. and that's just disney movies! try telling an anime fan that fruits basket and fullmetal alchemist are the same genre and see how they react!

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Link

What a thirst trap!!!

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i think the thing that's most annoying about tiktok honestly is literally just that it forces everything to be delivered in video format even when the visual element is like. a person greenscreened in front of an article talking about it. like that should be a text post unimpeachably and it really sucks the fun out of even being a hater im not going to sit through 3 minutes of this person's glitchy floating face for a paragraph of inflammatory lies i could have read and laughed at in 45 seconds flat. congratulations on coming up with the only media format more superfluous than the wikipedia research podcast complex

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Discussing baby’s future

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tumblr is really funny because a bunch of the posts on here are the kind of funny that anyone would enjoy them. but then there's also a good fucking portion of posts on here that are so fucking bizarre that they're only really funny to the weird cockroach bitches whove been on tumblr nonstop for over a decade. and if you're tumblr-irradiated enough, you start to lose the ability to differentiate between those two types of posts.

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Malevolent Foods

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[WILLY] after the game against the bruins 05.11.2024

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i miss my wife (she’s running an errand)

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Ah, well, nevertheless

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Save me warm toned lit windows of tenement blocks on a winters evening save me

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My foster dog’s adventures in motherhood

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the for you page thinks I'm a gnome