#so sorry to ut pap and us blue

[desktopdinosaur]

Heyo! I've been following you for a while now and I've been meaning to ask: why'd you fall for SwapFell!Papyrus out of ALL Papyri/UT skeletons specifically?

Ooooo I’ve waited for someone to ask this, mostly so I can just ramble cuz I love rambling But there isn’t just one reason, so I’ll list em out

1. He’s the combination of swap papyrus and fell sans, basically meshing two hot people to make an even hotter version-

2. The amount of fanfics I’ve read where he is the most sexiest of the bunch is too many. Which is a bit funny since he’s only in harem fics and despite all the “competition” he still stood out

3. A bit of a contradicting statement but he’s a bit of a blank canvas character, I’ve seen lots of different portrayals of swapfell papyrus. Ya know, the meek shy one, the asshole, the flirty one. Etc. so I’ve basically moulded him into fulfilling all my romantic fantasies! Really fulfilling 12 year old me desire for a cliche edgy bad boy haha

Not to say I don’t like the other papyri or sanses, I really do like them a lot- I’m just obsessed with rus! Hell, I’ll give you my rankings

1. SF papyrus

2. UF sans

3. US papyrus

4. SF sans

5. UT sans

6. UF papyrus

7. US sans

8. UT papyrus

[cloudyskydreams]

Hellow there

Can i request a headcannons on what wuld the skeleboys (ut, uf, us, ht) when Y/N ask them to get married?

And what wuld happen in the wedding nigth?

Feel free to use sfw or nsfw stuff

Thank you, i hope it is not too much

Hiii sorry this took awhile but I got it done! Mostly kept it sfw just some innuendos. I might do more wedding hcs in the future these were fun and I really like how they turned out ::3 anyways enjoy!!

Okay I'm assuming reader and skelebois have been in a established relationship for a bit here ::]

Undertale:

Sans:

His eyelights widen upon seeing the jewelry and hearing what you have to say. He looks from your hand to your eyes and back and forth over and over again. His grin grows so wide and he scoops you up into a hug as he shouts yes. He's crying and he burrows his face in your shoulder the happiest he's ever been.

Night of the wedding: He'd prefer a smaller wedding of close friends and family. He has a few puns slid into his wedding vows they're mostly to help calm his nerves. He's so proud to be called your husband, the wedding itself kinda had his nerves frazzled so he's happy to finally relax with you when you guys get home.

Papyrus:

He's flabbergasted. Orange tears escape his eyes and he's scooping you up in a hug and making you drop the jewelry making you have to find it later. You've just made him the happiest skeleton alive and he's desperate to make you the happiest person alive. He sets up an elaborate date he knows you would love and presents you with your own piece of jewelry at the end.

Night of the wedding: Doesn't matter small or big as long as your happy Paps is happy. The wedding was wonderful and Papyrus snapped so many photos and kept so many keepsakes from it. Sans speech as best man is basically a comedy routine and Papyrus is slightly miffed about his brothers awful humor tainting the best night of his life. He's so excited to spend his first night as your husband with you when home.

Underfell:

Red:

He shuts down. Sockets go dark, he's sweating, and he might even teleport away. When you hunt him down he's crying in a closet freaking out struggling to intake the air he doesn't even need. After he's calmed down he asks if you're sure and when you say yes he's crying again. He's never been happier I promise you.

The night of the wedding: Would prefer a smaller wedding but can put up with a medium or slightly large one for you. The wedding also stresses Red out. He's not used to fancy ordeals and such and he's just excited to get you into bed and have you all to himself ;;).

Edge:

His hand clenched around something in his pocket and he pulls out his own piece of handmade jewelry he had for you. Both impressed and a tad annoyed you beat him to it but he gratefully accepts no he's not crying that's sweat… Yes you can sweat from your eyesockets it's just extremely hot.

Night of the wedding: He prefers a big fancy ordeal. He handles the wedding pretty well he's used to fancy events. Looks absolutely drop dead stunning in his tux as well and he's defined strutting around showing you and himself off. He's got quite the night planned for you as your first night together married. Safe words are a thing for a reason.

Underswap:

Blue:

Does that jump reaction image (I'll find it hold on) Also was ready to propose himself, he's so happy you two were on the same page. He whips his jewlery as well ,he carried it around waiting for the perfect moment, so you guys can laugh over the situation. He of course says yes and happily attaches the new jewelry to you and himself before smooching you.

Night of the wedding: I feel like Blue would be fine with a big or small wedding its whatever you prefer.He's so excited to be called your husband he definitely posts about it on his blogs and updates his viewers quickly before dedicating the whole night to worshipping you. He even got some special lingerie for him to wear to show off just for you.

Stretch:

He's so desperately fangirling inside right now like jumping up and down, squealing, flapping hands, and nose bleeding mentally. He says yes and puts on the jewelry before smooching you as deep as he can. Immediately plans a cute date where he can present you with your own piece of jewelry to wear and a special song he wrote.

Night of the wedding: He'd prefer a medium or small affair but can deal with a larger wedding as well. Definitely gets drunk and trys to serenade you with shitty love songs and tries to get you to do a duet with him at one point. When you get home expect a bunch of drunken sweet nothings and him pulling you into bed for some love and affection.

HorrorTale:

Axe:

His eyelight shrinks and then expands to fill his whole socket and he simply watches you for a few minutes. You patiently wait until he places his hands on your shoulders and pulls you into him as he starts to purr. He slips the jewelry on and his purrs grow louder as he pulls you closer practically inside his ribcage.

Night of the wedding: Smaller wedding preferably for obvious reasons. He's stressed and really really quite. Way more than usual only really talking to you and his brother and only when he has to. When it's over he pulls you into his chest and burries his face in your hair to calm himself. He forgets about most of the traditions but he's been looking forward to this one all night ;;).

Willow:

He's shocked and in shock for a good while before asking if you're sure. He doesn't see himself as boyfriend material much less hubby material. When you enthusiastically affirm your intentions he starts to bawl like a baby and scoops you up for a kiss. He's so in love with you.

The night of the wedding: It was a smaller wedding for the sake of Willows peace of mind. He's so happy to be your husband he crys throughout the night and keeps kissing you gently whenever he gets the chance. He's constantly by your side the entire night.

[thewonderingbard]

Hi there! I hope this isn’t too specific but what about skelebois with an s/o that has a hand deformity? (Or maybe just a deformity if that’s too specific, I understand if you don’t wanna write for specifically hands, I just love my bois 😭)YOUR HEADCANONS ARE ALWAYS A TREAT TO READ HAVE AN AWESOME DAY 💕

Hello! Sorry it took so long!Ive had mega writing block.

(I don’t know if it counts but I’m going with that S/O is missing fingers,you can ask for something else if you want!)

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UT Sans - Vanilla

He honestly doesn’t notice at first.He doesn’t really look at peoples hands.He prefers keeping eye contact with is S/O so whenever they are talking they know he is listening.It isn’t until he watches S/O count on their fingers that he realises.

“7? Think you missed a few numbers there.”

He then takes a closer look and then the puns and the jokes begin.

“bet it’s hard to find finger gloves isn’t it?”

UT Papyrus - Paps

He noticed your hand’s quite early on into the relationship.He is a massive hand holder. He doesn’t say anything.He isn’t a Rude skeleton! That is until he forgets (as the busy always moving skeleton he is) and got S/O some gloves as one of their birthday pressies.He then remembers just as S/O is opening the pressie and it’s to late.He was embarrassed for a good few hours.

US Sans - Blue

He asked very bluntly,

“What’s wrong with your hand?”

Once S/O explained what happen and why they have a few less fingers he just goes,

“ooOOOOHHHHhhhh,THATS REALLY COOL”.

He might of called S/O a ninja turtle at one point.

US Papyrus - Honey

It takes him an embarrassingly long amount of time for him to realise that S/O is missing a few fingers.We are talking like a year into the relationship.They way he found out was that him and S/O we’re cuddling,S/O rubbing their hand over his skull, Then he feels it.His eye sockets widen.Wait….A hand is not shaped like that.He definitely pretends that he always knew.And doesn’t bring it up.

UF - Red

“So wha’, just ye ‘ands” - Red 2024

He did get S/O gloves as a pressie one time but unlike papyrus this was intentional.

UF - Edge

He is actually missing a bit of his pinky finger , he was just born with out it. Once he seems his S/Os hands he smiles.Puts his hand on is S/Os and says,

“VERY FEW CAN SUIT WEIRD HANDS BUT YOU DO”

He was a bit wary with S/O in the kitchen for bit before he realises that S/O has probably had this their whole life and knows what they are doing.

HT Sans - Seaweed

He doesn’t notice.Similar to Red he believes his S/Os hands are just hands they give pets and cuddle him the same way.Plus if it was the result of an accident he doesn’t want to bring it up because he doesn’t want his S/O to be overwhelmed by the memory of it.

He does this cute thing where when he counts he misses the fingers S/O doesn’t have on his hand.Coping what his S/O does.

HT Papyrus - Papaya

The moment he sees S/Os hands he immediately thinks,

“Time for home knitted gloves”

He loves a good challenge when doing he crafts.He he wants to see S/O happy that they can finally wear gloves instead of mittens.Although he can make a pair for S/O if S/O wants them.

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I don’t have any deformities so I have that this if sufficient!

-Morganna

[theclownlunar]

Adding on a little more to my horrorswap x reader fic idea. some stuff might not make it into the actual story, Just dumping my thoughts here

🪦 Definitely want the relationship between the reader and horrorswap bros to be strictly platonic / familial!

🫀 I LOVE the silly idea that on the outside Eclipse looks like they’re dissociating when on the inside it’s just reader and sans talking and no one is manning their physical body. YKYK IDK AHA

🪦 Sans and reader have a half human half monster soul- so that’s their main reason for hiding themselves bc they know if they’re found out others might try to rip them apart or just hurt/kill them for their soul. (Eclipses Scar explanation behide this logic ooOo)

🫀 Oh yeah I nicknamed HS!Sans Buck and reader’s nickname is Starry. (Together (when referred to as one unit) they are Eclipse!) yayayay

🪦 I’ve got nicknames for everyone lol

HS papyrus - Cyrus

-Starry and Buck see Cyrus as their “sun” hence their name choices. (Eclipse, Buckmoon(Buck) and Starry- they are the moon and stars :DDD )

UT Sans - Sans/Blue

-awful at nicknames, the others ask him for newbies nicknames as a joke now.

UT Papyrus - Papyrus/Pap/Puff

US Sans - Berry

US Papyrus - Rus

UF Sans - Red/Boa

UF Papyrus - Pyrus

SF Sans - Mal

SF Papyrus - Mutt

HT Sans - Bear

HT Papyrus - Cinnamon(Cin) / Butch

🫀 ANYWAYS, Like the idea of soulbounds(for romantic relationships)/trust links(for platonic/familial relationships) I’ve seen this idea like twice and I like the concept way to much heidbrjkewod

🪦 For a trust link I was thinking it would work to connect two people, and they’d feel each other’s emotions and minor physical pains.(not lethal for both)

🫀 soulbounds are the same but more intense. So you’d feel the other person’s emotions but it’s so strong you mistake it for your own emotions. Obviously the feeling each other’s pains part is lethal for both sides if you are soulbounded.

🪦 Dunno if I’ll write any romantic relationships in this story, if I do I don’t think it’ll be for a long time lol SLOW BURN BABY sorry sorry

(Sona art ⬆️ I’m excited to write more now)

[undertale-writing-times]

uf, ut, us skellies with an s/o who, for Halloween, literally just wears the skellies clothes please? ^v^

Aw man, I missed Halloween :(

I'm real sorry. Forgive me T^T

I uh have no idea why this one was so hard for me? I had to rewrite a few of them like five times! I couldn’t think for some reason but hey, it was fun. 

Sans- Do you want to do this? For real? Okay fine, you kill him. You killed the skelly boy. He woke up a bit earlier than he normally would, only because he wanted to get ready to go for Halloween. He was going to wear his normal clothes then a piece of paper that said "error 404. Costume not found" he thought it would be a funny costume, because it is a costume while he's also allowed to be lazy! Yet when he tried to find his clothes, mostly his jacket, he couldn't find it? He found pants, his shirt, but not his jacket? Also his slippers were gone too... he looks around, rubbing his hand on his skull feeling a little confused. "Huh..." he mumbles to himself and starts to walk downstairs, covering his mouth with his hand yawning "Hey Paps, hope not to bug ya, but I think someone is tryna jacket my clothes" he tried to joke, even if he was a little nervous. Did someone break in or... oh wait. He stops seeing S/o sitting on the couch getting their makeup done by Frisk who was also dressed as a skeleton but S/o was wearing his clothes. The clothes were a little baggy on them and he smiles, much bigger than before, his cheeks tinting a blue color. God they looked adorable... then he heard a shout from behind him "Brother!" He yelps jumping away staring at his brother, then over at the others, seeing Frisk start to giggle. Oh that's so not fair.

Papyrus- Well Halloween was going to be a holiday that he was very excited about! Why? Because he saw many skeletons sure... they were naked skeletons but still skeletons! That must mean that this holiday is for them, right? When he asked Sans, Sans agreed so that must be true! His brother would never lie to him, right? Yeah... yeah of course not. When he got out of the shower to get ready in his costume, he heard some slight sounds coming from his bedroom making him hum looking at the door "Hmmm I wonder what that must be?" he finished getting dressed first. He was going as a knight! He did want to be part of the royal guards, but this was different. When he came out of the bathroom he tried to find his scarf but he couldn't find it in his room! Or the rest of his battle body! Gasp! Someone has stolen from the great Papyrus! He huffs at the thought and runs downstairs holding up his hand as he did so. "Brother! Datemate! Frisk! Somebody has stolen the Great Papyrusus battle body!" Frisk looks over from where they were laying on top of Sans who was asleep. Little baby child. The other person was his datemate, who was wearing his clothes! He blinks once then twice, and points at them "It is you!" they giggle turning their head away. He squints at them but smiles not being able to help it well... he was always smiling but he smiled more than he did! They held up their hands, the gloves were much too big, and they say "The great S/o would never steal anything!" he walks over, putting his hands on their cheeks, laughing a soft nyeh heh heh. This was so silly.

Red- To be honest, to him, he thought that Halloween was stupid and a waste of time but his S/o seemed weirdly excited for it so he guessed he could agree to try it? His brother most likely wasn't going to do anything or if he did, it would most likely be because of Noodle. Ugh that other stupid Papyrus was annoying... whatever. He wakes up and slowly sits up, stretching his arms above his head letting out a yawn. His eyes scan around looking for his jacket that he most likely left on the chair beside the bed but... it wasn't there? What the? He frowns pushing himself to get up "ugh come on, what the fuck?" Did Edge take it again to try to clean? That fur on the collar needs to be cleaned in a certain way damn it! He grabs his shirt, slipping it on over his head then starts to stomp downstairs grumbling under his breath in annoyance. He hated it when Edge tried to do things with his stuff, always yelling at him ughhhh... oh wait. He stops walking, staring forward his eye shines disappearing. He saw S/o wearing his clothes sitting on the couch, painting Frisk's face humming under their breath while Flowey was eyeing them from where he was. He slowly looks back at his S/o feeling his face start to grow hot. Oh damn... okay... fuck shit. He teleports away covering his hands with his face. This so wasn't fair...

Edge- If Edge was to be fully honest, he didn't know how to feel about the whole Halloween thing. So for a few days before, he started to study it, what was the reasoning behind Halloween? Why was it called that? Given what he read, Halloween goes all the way back to a festival that was called Samhain, and the word comes from All Hallows' Eve... Long ago the humans believed the boundary between this world and the next became thin, allowing them to connect with the dead and other creatures. They wore costumes to hide away and disguise themselves away from being seen by ghosts and monsters. Ugh to be honest, Edge didn't think that that was the best holiday, just because it seems all people care about now is candy and getting drunk or trying to look 'sexy' which is just gross. Guess he could deal with it though... for his Datemate, because they seemed excited about it. On the day he woke up feeling groggy, as he was still not too used to sleeping much. With a mumble he rubs at his eye sockets wondering just how long it's been since he fell asleep? He wasn't too used to sleeping but he's been trying to get better with that. He reaches over to grab his scarf off the bedside table but he didn’t feel it making him pause and he looks around where the hell was his scarf?! He huffs in annoyance and stands up stomping downstairs still in his pajamas, which were evil pajamas, and shouts “You useless bag of trash! Where is my scarf?!" S/o who was painting Frisk's face looks over with big eyes. They were wearing his clothes and his scarf, they sink down and frown starting to unravel it "I-I'm real sorry Edge, I thought you'd like seeing this" Oh shit. Edge quickly shakes his head, moving closer and fixes the scarf around their throat "No, I do, I thought my lazybones of a brother took it" he looks them up and down and smiles, tracing his fingers along their leg "you look nice in my clothes" Frisk covers their eyes as Edge pecks at their lips for a kiss. Oh yeah, totally worth it now. 

Blueberry- It took forever for Blueberry to fall asleep, and he's a very light sleeper, and waking him up would get him pretty annoyed, to be honest. That's one reason why he didn't sleep that often, and normally only did when he fully had to and even then he would sneak away to sleep. Nobody knew about that! Funnily enough. When he woke up that day he climbs out of his bed but flops down onto the ground letting out a small groan, just laying on the ground for a little while. Ughhhh... he was still so sleepy. He just needed to get up and move around and he'll wake up. He pushes himself to get up off the ground holding the blanket around his shoulders, walking downstairs feeling the coldness under his bones... he walks into the kitchen ignoring the world around him and takes out the orange juice, pouring himself a glass of orange juice and grabs an egg cracking it into the cup, his skull resting against the cabinet. Stretch looks over from where he was drinking his honey and makes a tsh sound since that was gross "So... bro, did ya see what your datemate was dressed as?" Blueberry reaches up taking the cup up and drinks it, tilting his head back then looks over and shakes his head so he walks back into the living room and perks up quickly when he saw his S/o wearing his clothes, fixing up their clothes. He grins and tackles them excitedly "You're wearing my clothes!" He laughs. He found it so cute!

Stretch- Halloween was one of Stretch's favorite holidays after getting above ground. People give you candy just for coming to their house dressed up? How cool is that? S/o told him that they had something planned for the holiday! They didn't tell him what it was though, which was just a little annoying to him. He only disliked it because he was excited to see it! Not fair. Now it was finally the day of hollows, his alarm going off which he literally set! He almost never does that, but he wanted to get up a little early to make sure things were set up. While he set up the holiday stuff his bro said "I wish you'd take your job this serious" Stretch just laughed. Now that he was awake though, he was a tad confused. Where did his hoodie go? Did Blueberry take it to be washed? He looks around his room, but shakes his head yawning and goes downstairs. Chara seemed excited playing with plastic bats and his S/o was there too, how cute... He walks into the kitchen but does a double take. Wait was... He smiles and walks over leaning onto the couch "hey hunbun... You tryna steal my job or something?" They were wearing his hoodie and pants it seemed. They look up and grin explaining that this was their costume! Going as the best datemate ever. Stretch nearly damn cried y'all.

[rawbins-undertale-blog]

Hello againn! ^^ Good mornin/noon/eve to uuu~

I wonder if you could do one with a reader that has quick reflexes? But, in a wrong way??

Like they dropped their phone and while they're quick enough to just catch it, they accidentally smacked it into the wall instead of just grabbing it mid-air—

(Fellswap + two other ppl of ur choice? 👀)

~🐏

lol hi I'm not dead I was just in a silly goofy mood for like a month 🤪

Also thanks for requesting fellswap!! Idk if I've said this before but they're becoming my favourite skeletons (not counting UT Sans and Paps ofc) <3

FS + US BROS WHEN S/O HAS BAD QUICK REFLEXES

Mal (Fellswap Sans):

Ew another one (affectionate)

Rus is like this too. Sigh. Why is he always stuck with the wrong-quick-reflexes people?

Decides not to ”train you” to lose your reflexes, because it clearly didn’t work on Rus.

Ask him what this “training” would entail and he’ll tell you “dish soap” but won’t elaborate. Rus won’t tell you about it either. At this point, you are scared of the answer.

Most of the time you do something bc of your reflexes, he just sighs and shakes his head (you’re not entirely sure if it’s out of fondness or disappointment) because it doesn’t really matter, but obviously there are some more serious things that could happen that aren’t so funny.

If you accidentally hurt yourself, you get a scolding from a frustrated - but not angry, there’s a difference - Mal.

Rus (Fellswap Papyrus):

Thinks it’s super funny (most of the time).

Like, him too, but it’s only funny when you do it

You fling your phone at the wall accidentally and he’s dying of laughter. He cries from how hard he’s laughing. (AND YET HE DOESN’T THINK IT’S FUNNY WHEN HE DOES IT, HYPOCRITE-)

He relates but refuses to admit it out loud. Internally, he thinks “wow you’re my spirit animal” but he tells you, TO YOUR FACE, “wow, throwin’ things ‘cause of quick reflexes? couldn’t be me lmao” after years of the two of you throwing equally many things at walls. SMH my head Rus. SMH my head. 😔

If you break something he won’t really care that much.

Until you break some part of you, like you accidentally catch a knife in the. Uh. Wrong way. Or you grab something really hot (that isn’t yourself 😉) and get burned. Then it’s seriously not funny anymore and he’s panicking.

For the most part it’s harmless though. He won’t like. chastise you because he’s the exact same way about these things lol

Blue (Underswap Sans):

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Silly human, you’re not supposed to throw things like that!

For YEARS he acts like he thinks you’re doing it on purpose. You don’t know what to do. He won’t listen when you say it’s not on purpose. Half of you is convinced he’s not even pretending, that he genuinely thinks it’s on purpose, because he sells the act so well.

If you actually end up hurting yourself, THAT’S when you find out for certain that it was just him being playful and fucking with you because he thinks it’s funny. Clearly, he can tell it’s not on purpose by his light scolding on how you need to train these reflexes away - clearly, they’re not as harmless as he thought.

Anyways until you get hurt, if you get hurt, he’ll just go “YOU SILLY LITTLE GOOSE! AIRPLANE MODE ON PHONES DON’T WORK THAT WAY!” and say other shit just like that, because he doesn’t care too much. It’s actually a bit funny.

Stretch (Underswap Papyrus):

Pretends it’s fine, but it’s not. In his head, every time he sees you use your reflexes the wrong way, he repeats the very same thought: “that could be me one day”.

He lives in fear that one day, you will reflexively punch his tailbone. He is terrified. He does not want you to punch his tailbone, or any other part of him for that matter.

kjdafjkdsjk no but for real though he doesn’t care. He thinks it’s funny and will poke fun at you for it occasionally, but he also does stupid shit because of reflexes (even if he’s nowhere near as bad as you sorry lololol) so he’s not about to make it into a big thing

(Unless you hurt yourself, in which case he freaks the fuck out and there’s a 50% chance he’ll cry)

[teehee-cat-weeb]

(Sorry for bad english in advance)

So guys, It's been a while since i knew this information, but since i'm lazy i did nothing-

But the more i wait, the more it makes me uncomfortable, so i gotta do a change now

Here is the thing: i'm gonna stop drawing blueberry, and draw a new design of him. I will no longer call him blueberry or blue, i will call him swap sans or swap.

Do you know why? Because of that information:

It made me very uncomfortable that many people like me used blueberry, the fanon version of underswap sans that made his own creator leave the fandom (It's not only because of the "blueberry" thing but you understand)

Some of you might say: " Oh no, It's ok to use blueberry because p0pcornpr1nce (the creator) had let underswap to the community, so don't feel bad!"

Well i still feel very bad about this, so no more "blueberry" for me, sorry

So here:

(Btw i still ship dustberry, but it will be swapdust or swap x dust from now on)

Also, i hate the idea that people made underswap sans acting childish and very weak. Of course, the fandom got kinda better, but still. Also, underswap Sans is supposed to be undertale papyrus, but swapped body! So he's kinda supposed to act like ut pap. People made blueberry call his brother "papy" instead of papyrus. So if blueberry is technically ut pap but swapped body, It's like people made ut pap call his brother "Sansy" 👁👄👁

I don't know about you, but i REALLY don't see ut pap call his brother like that.

So, to conclude:

I will no longer call underswap sans blueberry, and no longer call underswap papyrus carrot (because the fandom call fanon us!pap carrot)

I will draw from now on a new design of the underswap brothers

I still ship dustberry, but now i will call it swapdust or swap x dust

I don't mind if some of you use blueberry, It's just that it made me more confortable to not use blue anymore.

When i draw underswap sans, please don't tag it has "blueberry" or "blue". Tag it has underswap sans, swap sans or whatever, but nothing including "blueberry"

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

How would Disbelief!Papyrus react if he found himself dragged to other realities? No explanations, he just woke up and found himself in UT, UF, US or HT and met the skeletons from that AU?

Ok, I’ll go with universes still underground. Would you like a cup of tears with your angst ? Because I do.

In Undertale : First time he saw Sans, he burst in tears. He thought that was his universe, that his brother was alive again, but then the other Papyrus came out and all his dreams were crushed. Sans was very confused too. Once he explained everything however, there’s now way Sans let him go alone. He absolutely doesn’t care if he had twins brothers now, he knows what that poor Papyrus go through and there’s no way he abandoned him behind. Papyrus is totally ok having a new brother too. That’s gonna be a lot of spaghettis at home. Their friends are so confused too, but won’t questionned for very long. Disbelief!Pap’ is extremely good at fighting since he absorbed Frisk soul so it will blew Undyne’s mind. Now she have to make both Papyrus royal gards since she doesn’t want the other Papyrus to be sad. Eventually, after a while, Disbelief!Papyrus and Alphys will find a way to reject Frisk soul out of his body. Barrier is broken, everyone can go on the Surface. This is the best timeline ever.

In Underfell : Well that’s akward. He was walking in Snowdin when his duplicate found and captured him. Edge won’t stop calling him stupid-looking and threat to kill him because it’s too weird they are looking that similar. Sans is troubled too, but won’t say a thing. But when the kid fall, Papyrus knew it was started again. He begged Sans to free him and insisted very hard on the fact his brother was about to die. Sans didn’t believe him, but he was so determined that he freaked out and let him. Papyrus jump between the human and Edge just before the human slained him. He dies happy, knowing this Papyrus won’t live the hell he saw.

In Underswap : He met Blue first and was so confused. This Sans is even more energic than he is. That’s creeping him out. He much more prefered his lazy brother than that. It’s like looking in a mirror. But then he met Honey and it was even more confusing ? Papyrus thinks he is drunk or something. Or dead. He’s not sure. At first, Honey will not trust him, but Papyrus is so happy to find a face he knows he won’t leave them. Blue is delighted, Papyrus is trying all of his puzzle and they both having fun. At night time, Honey won’t let him enter their house however. So Papyrus just slept in front of their door, in the cold. When Blue found him in the morning, he was so pissed as his brother that Papyrus felt bad. Eventually, after a while, Honey will warm up, seeing as similar he is to his own brother. He also let him sleep in his house at the condition he takes his sentry job since they are twins and stuff. That didn’t work very well with Alphys. Everything will mostly go after that like in Undertale. Papyrus found his place, helped break the barrier and bough a house next to Blue one. It’s different from his universe, but that’s still ok.

In Horrortale : He runs into Sans first and had a really bad emotion shock. “Wh... What happened to your skull ?” He’s horrified. That must hurt so bad ! Sans is also anormally tall. That’s weird. Well, meeting his clone was even weirder since he surpasses him by two heads. Horrortale Sans is having an existential crisis right now. After a bit of explanations, Papyrus is terryfied of what is going on here. On the other Papyrus advice, he won’t leave them. He tried to help his best but won’t touch human meat spaghettis. He prefered to starve, really. Sans will have to trick him too, sorry. Now you have two Horrortale Papyris. When monsters finally got free, he will follow them on the Surface. After all they get threw, they are family. Sans is happy to have two brothers to take care of him and they learned how to heal and forget together.

[nighttimepixels]

i wanted to do more for this sweet Blue love but here’s a little tideover till my next bigger gif/art with him in it, @marookooart and @vividlylost! <3 thank you so much ahhh geez o//v//o<3

and vivid, sorry it took a bit to reply on your side of things-! i’m glad you like that i try not to go that babybones route with Blue (as much as i love the adorable art out there of smol blue, i definitely love/prefer properly-aged-looking Blue) - it’s definitely a relief to hear, and my worry about people’s apparent preference for tiny/babybones looking Blue is a major part of why i hadn’t posted any art of him for the longest time. 

(also, hell yes & same to that kingdom hearts life <3 <3)

[sin-cognito]

Okay, stupid question, top five fave fics?

This is such a difficult question!!! And not stupid at all!!! (This was supposed to be a quick answer but I don't know how to do that when it's Fic Promoting Time)

My absolute top 3 (in no particular order though because that's just impossible) has to be: Burden to bear by @yupimgross, longfic, fellcest with smut, mpreg, BDSM and plot. THE fic that got me into UT fics, fellcest and BDSM all in 1 place so it's very special to me. A friend in need turned lover indeed by @soloshikigami, oneshot, edgeberry, best edgeberry ever, smutty just like I love it. 100% perfect. To love again by @sinnyskelle, best longfic ever, fontcest fellcest and swapcest, what more do you want? Oh yeah, college AU. I used to re-read it from the beginning again each time there was a new chapter. And I started reading it when there was only like 8 chapters, so I've re-read it A LOT.

Those are the 3 I've read and re-read more times than I can count and I know if I had to choose between those and any other fic, I would always choose them. (While you're at it, I highly suggest reading all the other works by these talented authors! ♥)

As for the 2 other fics that would be in my top 5... I just can't choose only 2. Sorry. Let's have more: Sooner or later you're gonna be mine, longfic, Fell Frans (Frisk is female and aged-up), mobfell. Karmic retribution, longfic, spicykustard, KR is a real keystone fic for the fandom (or at least its fontcest side) so go read it NOW if you haven't. So much more, medium longfic fontcest, the first work I read from Mercy, oh I feel nostalgic :') Flipping the script, by @angelia-dark, medium longfic swapfellcest, THE fic that cemented the Swapfell AU for the fandom, no I don't take criticism, this fic is as much fandom history as the creation of Underswap, fite me. An unorthodox offer, by angelia-dark, medium longfic fontfest with sugar daddy. Underfell: A.D. edition, by angelia-dark, medium longfic series fellcest. Angelia Dark is the best author in the fandom, period. I swear to god go read their stuff. They also take commission I think, for like Hazbin Hotel, BNHA, etc... Of red cliffs and blue seas, by @readwithdetermination LONGFIC CHERRYBERRY, all in capslock because you don't know how rare it is to find a cherryberry longfic and I need to scream because I love it so fucking much. Lov ya, longfic spicykustard but also toxic UT fontcest, bad brother AU. This fic attacked all my weak spots and left me an emotional mess. Short King, by @absurdmageart, Swapfell purple/reader. The one I'm currently reading and commenting on so I'm very invested in it at the moment. For business or pleasure, by @askellie, medium longfic fellcest CEO AU, inspired by Eli-sing-G/Kolesjoie's art and written by one of the best writer in the fandom so of course it's perfect. the Replacement series, by @idontevenknowwhattoputhereugh, longfic series, toxic possessive swap Pap, with Blue, Sans and Red, mainly but we also see the swapfell bros, etc... Super dark, super non-con but in the best of ways, super well-written, especially the characters' psychologies. To love yourself, longfic, fontcest, fellcest, kustard, and uhhh, Red/Papyrus, another keystone fic for the fandom. But like, darker, waaaayy darker than KR. Textures, by @alicedragons, spicyhoney one shot, yes, a spicyhoney fic did make it to this list!! That says a lot about the quality of the fic! Sparks, by @drabbletale, yandere swapcest, only 2 chapters for this one, but boi do I love those 2 chapters. Burn, short multichap, all kinds of papcest, by the incredibly lovely @megalotrash, go read all of their stuff, I didn't know which one to rec so I picked this one, but seriously go read everything they've ever written it's all so good.

And there is one I can't seem to find... It was a NSFW UT fontcest one-shot probably from either 2016 or 2017 in which Papyrus and Sans attend a skele con (?) and at night Pap participates in a more adult version of the event and he gets edible paint all over his body and he's got a face cover and he gets paired up with another skeleton that really looks like his brother (wink) so he gets really turned on and they lick each other and fuck and I remember they use a popsicle to fuck, and that one-shot was soooo good but I lost it because I, being the fool that I am, decided to clean up my bookmarks so things were more organized and easier to find (HA!) and I don't remember the title because I'm worse than a goldfish. @unfoundedrobotaccusations found it, it’s Mystery flavor!!! (the funniest part is that I had it actually saved on my comp XDDD)

I also would like to list some recent ones I've found in 2020 and really liked (though I haven't been able to read and re-read them like I did the other ones I've listed):

Falling in love on paper, 3 chapters so far, Red/reader, incredible take on penpals and monsters coming to the surface, I'm very jealous I didn't come up with the idea myself. Moral compass, short multichap fic, blackcherry, I wasn't expecting it to be this good tbh. It totally got me and I love it a lot and I need to re-read it. Bet on it, by @mystery-fic-anon, oneshot, mafia Red and Sans, not really kustard since nothing happens. Expect in my imagination, in which a LOT happens. Whiskey dick, one shot kustard, best smut fic in 2020. Bad judgement call, by readwithdetermination, medium longfic, focused on Swap Pap with a hint of cherryberry in the background. Great, GREAT character writing.

T-there you go... Sorry for the long post, I know this was supposed to be a quick answer, but I couldn’t stop myself! XDD I tried to tag all the authors I could, if they’re not tagged, that means they’re either not on tumblr or I don’t know their blog, but feel free to tell me in the comments so I can tag properly! ♥

[thewonderingbard]

Hey, can I please request the skelebros with an s/o who's pet passed away, and they help them deal with the grief?

Hellooooo!

Sorry it been forever!

TW-Animal deaths.

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UT Sans - Vanilla

Will make a slideshow of all the photos he took of your pet. He is kinda neutral on animals but when he met your pet he loved them! Was sad when he found out that they had died and tries cheering you up with some puns.

UT Papyrus - Paps

Cries with you.He LOVED that pet as if he raised it from a baby.Him being the handy man he is makes a memorial for the pet.Making them a gravestone and even making sure it stays clean all year round.When the anniversary of the death comes round he stays of work to mourn the death with you.

US Sans - Blue

To be honest,he doesnt get why you are so sad.Its just an animal?But then he starts missing cleaning up after the pet if it made a mess, accidentally leaving left overs for them becouse he is used to it.He comforts you sure ,he claims to not be sad but if you ask him he with tear up saying how much he misses them.

US Papyrus - Honey

Honey takes it quite well.Comforting you and cuddling you the best he can.He tries to distract you with video games and movies.Similarly to Vanilla,he puts together a photo album for you to look thook through whenever you miss your lil buddy.

UF Sans - Red

He may not seem like it but he loves animals.Red loved you pet it gave him a break from the creature of Edges ‘Doomfanger’ (Red is unsure it Doomfanger is even a cat).When Red found out your pet died, he look it relatively well.He gives you the biggest hug.If he is out anywhere he will pick up things that he think your pet would’ve liked giving them to you.

UF Papyrus - Edge

It really makes him think.He realises that Doomfanger is not going to be around forever, and he doesn’t know what he is going to do when she dies. For now he comforts you.Giving you hugs and kisses.He goes out of his way to get a custom gravestone made because that what your pet deserved.He hates to see you so sad , he wishes he could take all your pain away.

HT Sans - Seaweed

Strangely,he takes it quite well.Seaweed is an animal lover through , he is aware that our animal friends are not around forever but he wishes deeply they were.He still leaves food out for your pet.It take him a while to remember that your pet is gone but everytime he is reminded he give you a big hug.

HT Papyrus - Papaya

He is one who also cries with you.He is still Paps deep in his heart.He gives you all the comfort he can give , cooking you your favourite food , giving you hug and kisses.Despite him being sad about your pets death, he wants you to move on.He goes out of his way to put a picture of your pet where they used to lay all the time.Never getting rid there bed as it has become something to remember your pet by.

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Wow this became so sad.

I’m sorry I’ve not done an ask in a while,there is honestly no excuse.

-Morganna

[msmkcreates]

I love your stories and have recently found myself wondering what if the universes converged around a point that wasn't Nova how many of the guys with additions of their gals would end up in polycules? Would some of the brothers left out from monogamous pairings find love in other households? Sorry if this was too big of an ask there's just a lot of tragic OC and all the poly representation is harem or "v" instead of weird multiple hinges and geometric designs.

Oh I totally get it, its one reason I think my TAMIFIL gets so much attention (Mutt/Reader/Stretch)

I think, assuming that Nova is nonexistent since all the other girls exist, that at first they might stick to their groups. I don't think Mutt and Black would be too keen on sharing Brat with anyone else, and Stretch only barely shared Honey with Blue in the first place. It's likely that Boss would still be hung up on Kitty, who would be dating Red, and again I don't think they'd wanna share.

The most adventurous might be Jane, the Classic UT Nova. She doesn't align with Papyrus at all, but she may be interested in more Sanses. After all, she's also Dusty's and Axe's girl, assuming there can only be one instance of Jane at a time. She might flirt without realizing it, and her sunny personality might draw the interest of Blue. Since he'd be cute and little at the time it doesn't seem like a threat, so he weedles his way into their little love square. While the other three are busy posturing, Blue quietly grows up and grows closer to Jane, ending up bigger and stronger than all of them, but as a gracious winner he would be a caring Alpha who takes good care of all his mates.

As for the girls themselves, I could see Brat taking an interest in other versions of herself, hell, she's hot and so they must be hot. She might go for Kitty first, goth to goth, but find out pretty quickly that she's much too shy to respond. After that her interest would quickly slide to Honey, who is curious as well. Stretch doesn't care for the idea of sharing Honey with Mutt and Black, per se, but sharing her with Brat is both hot and acceptable. When they start to really bond, and Mutt and Stretch start becoming closer friends, finally there gets to be a little more leeway and the boys join in on the fun. Black stays out of it but occasionally he does like to watch. He enjoys calling the shots.

So pretty much the pairing would end up being:

Jane x UT/US/Dust/HT!Sanses (guys dote on girl)

Kitty x UF!Sans with secret admirers UF!Pap and Brat

Honey/US!Pap x Brat/SF!Pap 4 way poly, with chaperone/sugar daddy Black (who pairs only with Brat, alone, but enjoys the idea of the rest of them together)

Green/Darling and G/Angel do not cross with anyone else

And Papyrus feels like maybe...someone's missing.

[creative-poptart]

SKSZS *DONATES u another poptart again* Is2g i live for angst & fluff; *trigger warning for anyone btw* s/o lives w their skeleton, and one day UT/UF/SF + US Pap come home from work only to enter a chaotic home and both the lightly drunk s/o & the s/o’s drunk dad fighting (verbally and almost physically, like throwing lamps etc, s/o doesn‘t get along w their dad v well)

Oooh, angst is something I haven’t covered all that often, so here we go! Warnings for mental and physical abuse in here guys, so I’ll put it under the cut. Read at your own risk.

UT Papyrus/Creampuff: Right from the moment he heard that commotion in the house, he’s on high alert and looking for you. Your safety is of the utmost importance to Creampuff, so the moment he hears you yelling and screaming, he’s rushing to you. Your father is screaming at you, the scent of alcohol heavy in the air between the two of you. How he got there is a mystery, but you’ve told him multiple times that your father is not a welcome presence in your life. Creampuff will attempt to be diplomatic, separating the two of you and reasoning with your father without touching him. However, the moment that your father decides it’s a good idea to pull one of your kitchen knives on you, the gloves come off. The tall skeleton has already phoned the police, but some blue magic to prevent your father from moving won’t hurt too much. After your father is arrested, Creampuff is going to help you to take all the necessary legal action to make sure he stays out of your life. 

“I AM NOT SORRY TO SAY THAT YOU ARE NO LONGER WELCOME HERE, AND I WOULD HIGHLY ADVISE AGAINST EVER COMING BACK!”

UF Papyrus/Fell: Even before he makes it into the house, Fell knows that something’s amiss, and he has a bone spear in hand. It doesn’t take long to identify the source of trouble, and he has no problems going in to stop the situation from getting out of hand. When he walks in to see your father rearing back to punch you in the jaw, screaming obscenities at you, he takes no time in pinning him down. While Fell would love nothing more than to beat the ever-living snot out of this poor excuse of a human, he’s going to check on you first. It’s clear that you both are intoxicated, but aside from being shaken, you’re okay. He’s very calm throughout the whole situation, keeping everyone else from coming to blows. Fell is only one small moment away from snapping and killing the dude if he so much dares to look at you again. Once the police arrive, he’s more than happy to pass your father over and give a witness statement to make sure he’s not going to come out any time soon.

“YOU DIRTY ROTTEN MAN!! HOW DARE YOU COME NEAR MY DATEMATE!! IF YOU EVER COME BACK HERE, YOU WON’T LEAVE WITH YOUR LIFE!!!”

US Papyrus/Stretch: When he makes his way back into the house, he smells the alcohol before he hears any trouble. Stretch is not happy that there’s liquor out and about, but what’s much more concerning is that he can hear you crying from another room. Your father is towering over you, spitting angry comments, and telling you how stupid you are for wanting to date a monster. He seems to be on a tirade when Stretch makes his appearance, glaring up a storm at your father. The very second that a lamp goes flying across the room, smashing against the wall, he’s had enough. The police are already on their way, but when they get there, your father is suspended in the air by some bones Stretch has summoned to keep him in place. Once the questioning and statements are all taken, he’s got you bundled up in his arms and is checking you over near frantically. He’s not going to let you out of his sight for the rest of the day, maybe for the next two weeks because of how bad it shook him.

“hey there, bud, you might want to keep yourself away from my datemate there, or you’re going to be in for a horrible time, got it?”

SF Papyrus/Rus: He really isn’t one for much violence, but having grown up in it, he knows all the signs of it. The front door being open when you never have it open while he’s not home is a major red flag, and he can hear the fight from the front yard. Rus is halfway in the door when he hears something smashing and breaking on the ground, which makes him almost panic. You’re on the ground amidst a sea of broken glass, which looks like it’s from a beer bottle of some kind, and your father is screaming names at you. You look utterly distraught, trying to fight back, but you don’t have to when Rus steps on the scene. As much as he hates violence, he can be pretty intimidating, and he’s using that to his full advantage now so he can get your father out of here. If that fails to work, your father is going to experience what it’s like to be trapped in a bone cage and deposited outside for a few minutes until the police arrive and take him away. You won’t have to worry about him ever stopping by again. 

“there’s not a whole lot of people that get this kind of treatment, bucko, so it’s best if you just keep walkin’ an’ go outside, but don’t come back here.”

Thanks for the ask, Donation-Anon!!

[kezibun]

My fanfic list!

Find all these and more on @keziha-writes and my AO3

Multi chapter fics:

Coffee college and Skeleton Roomies

Xreader, Reverse harem with Sans and Papyrus from UT, UF, US, SF

CCASR FIC LIST

On hiatus from this one at the moment. ^^:

Storm of a hunt

A Sf!Papyrus X reader set in the underground.

SOH Fic list

Hiatus.... on this one as well sorry

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One shots by character

Red (UF! sans):

What's bugging ya.

There's a problem and you can't hide it from your boyfriend. ( X reader)

Kerfluffle

A weird one, where you take the Pov of a street cat being taken in by Red. (Reader is a cat)

Sweetheart we gotta talk

Red has something to tell you.... (x reader)

Night night Sweetheart

Trouble sleeping? Don't worry Red's here to help. (X reader)

Yet another Uf sans x reader

Some self indulgent comfort, (X reader, on their period)

Stay awake

Seems the 3 of you are wide awake, until Red helps your baby to sleep. (X reader) self-indulgent

Some more comfort

Another comfort fic (X reader)

Edge (UF! Paps):

"I like your laugh."

Blueberry (US! Sans):

"RUN! YOU SAID YOU'D WORK OUT WITH ME!"

The title explains all. A friend or romantic fic its up to you. (X reader? Or platonic)

Stretch (US Paps):

None yet feel free to request him though.

Sans (OG):

His voice.

You just really like listening to his voice after a long day. (X reader)

Black (SF Sans):

A Queen or the commoner. pt 1 pt 2

(royal au) His adoptive parents want him to wed the heir to the throne, but his soul belongs to a kind hearted commoner. (reader x Black)

"Who hurt you"

"Everyone thinks I should stay away from you because your dangerous."

Rus (SF! Pap):

More of a cinnamon tea kinda guy.

Commission fic for Ziz. Rus pretends he likes coffee so he can pick up his brothers (who is banned from said coffee shop order and meets the lovely Laurel. (Ziz's OC Laurel x Rus)

Axe (HT Sans):

None yet feel free to request one though.

Crooks (HT Papyrus):

"I saved you a piece."

Through the ages series

A series that takes you through the history of my au with your favorite skelly's.

Vikings age:

The Medics Quest

Ziz x HT Sans

Ziz belongs to a tribe of healers, Sans and his brother to a warrior tribe. But the brothers are only transport for the sick and injured... how do they get roped into something like this?

Medival and the war:

Our secret little cabin

Edge x reader

Post monster vs human war. You promised to meet your love once he returned from war no matter how the war ended, you don't know why he hasn't come back yet but wait you must do non the less.

Future:

Bow and the crew of Starglider Nine

Bow x Pluto

The crew of starglider nine, Pluto, Sans and Axe, follow an SOS signal and find a human, Bow drifting in space.

Skelly choose a date

I'm still doing these it's just taking a while to do the ones I got. Feel free to still send some tho ^^; (all are X reader!) choose your own here.

Red (UF sans):

Spring, Mountain picnic!

Summer nights walk!

A Winters wander to Grillby's!

Summer, sunset meander!

Edge, (UF Papyrus):

A picnic and Autumn antics in the rain.

Sans (UT):

Autumn coffee

Papyrus (UT):

Autumn walk

Stretch (US Papyrus):

A Spring nights walk

Blue(US Sans):

A spring picnic with a chance of rain

Rus(SF Papyrus):

A moonlit walk in an autumn woods

Blackberry (SF sans):

Winter coffee with Black

Axe (ht sans):

Fall, thunder and food

Extra characters:

Autumn date with Coffee (FSG Papyrus) at the park

Choose a path games.

Caught Red handed!!

Yandere Uf Sans choose your path story. What you see in that alley way on your way home in the dead of night shocks you to your core, chills you to the bone and makes you question everything you think you know about your skeleton friend... what you do next will determine whether you die, just survive or you live to see the light of day. Play if you dare.

Nebula space station adventures!

A series of one shots in space! With adventures uwu

Request your own here.

Prosthetics and Plants- Red x reader

That's all for now, I hope tis still up to date XDD and hope you found something you liked.

[tyranttortoise]

I’m not the anon who asked but can i please get that soulmate with sans’ brother’s s/o thing but with the papyrus personalities?

*I wanted to get an imagine out quick because I’ve got friends flying out tomorrow for my birthday (which is the 17th!), so I won’t have much time to write anything for a couple of weeks.  We’re going to New Orleans, and you guys remember how much I love that, so I’m super excited.  I need a vacation so bad, and I can’t wait to see them.  

I think this meant with Papyruses in general, so here’s the other half of an imagine I did a while back where you’re dating Papyrus, but soulmates with Sans.  

In this one, you’re dating Sans, but soulmates with Papyrus.  I’mma stick most of it under a cut.

UT!bros*You’re dating Sans.

Papyrus doesn’t understand the resonance – not at first, at least.  It comes as a tightness in his SOUL, an elation whenever he’s near you, and a feeling of uneasiness whenever you’re away.  At first, he considers it a feeling brought about by genuinely wanting to be your friend.  After all, you’re dating his brother, so he knows you’re a great person.  You exchange numbers almost immediately, and Papyrus even surprises himself with how eager he is to text you and call you.  

The three of you become mostly inseparable.  If Sans doesn’t invite you over to their house, Papyrus calls you up with a spaghetti invitation.  The two of you spend a lot of time in the kitchen, re-creating the cooking show Chopped that Papyrus was blown away by, while Sans acts as a rather biased judge.  Papyrus sends you pictures and texts every day when you’re away, and it’s beginning to seem like you talk to Papyrus more than your actual bonefriend.

Papyrus is satisfied with being your ULTIMATE BEST FRIEND EVER until you start staying the night at the skelebros’ house.  At first, he was excited at the idea of a sleepover, and he got into his best pajamas (the ones with MTT in robot form all over them) and popped a huge bowl of popcorn, preparing for a movie marathon.  You end up sandwiched between the brothers, covered in a big blanket, but after three movies, you’re exhausted and start to nod off.  Sans wakes up at some point and nudges you awake so the two of you can go upstairs to rest in his bed, and Papyrus… attempts to stall you.  You brush it off as him being eager to finish the last movie, but Sans’s smile seems different when he cracks a joke toward his brother.

Papyrus doesn’t even berate him for using a cheap pun.  

That night, while you’re sleeping in the next room on Sans’s mattress, Papyrus can’t stop rubbing his palm against his sternum and wondering why he feels so… anxious.  

You didn’t sleep well, but you felt like you had the worst case of heartburn ever and internally admonish yourself for having late-night pizza before bed.  Something seems off with Sans, however, and he’s not in the bed when you wake up.  Over the next few days, he seems to become more and more distant, picking up extra shifts and only giving you one-word replies when he texts back.  

It comes to as no surprise when he breaks up with you a week later.  “just not compatible.  sorry, kid.  but hey, no hard feelings, right?  paps would be really upset if you stopped coming by the house, so if you still wanna be friends…”

UF!bros*You’re dating Red.

The moment Edge meets you, he realizes that the universe has an even worse sense of humor than his brother.  

The pull in his SOUL is unmistakable; he’s no fool, and he knows that it’s clearly resonating with yours.  However, his brother’s arm is around you, and you’re laughing at something Red’s said – some stupid joke, he’s sure – which only serves to deepen his scowl.  

How could you – you of all the people out there, the one that’s dating his brother – be the soulmate of the Great and Terrible Papyrus?  He’s outright rude to you from the start, refusing to use your name (“HUMAN, DO NOT LEAVE YOUR DIRTY DISHES IN THE SINK LIKE MY LAZYBONES BROTHER!”) and jumping on you over every small slight in an effort to drive you out of his house.  He even surprises Red by snapping at him when Red tells him to chill out, and then sequesters himself in his room.  

His SOUL is vibrating so hard that he feels like he’s going to break apart, but he pushes it down.

Wait… it isn’t vibrating at all.  It’s clenching tight, yes, but the vibration he felt was his rattling ribcage.

HAVE I REALLY FALLEN THIS FAR?  OVER A SIMPLE, SLOVENLY HUMAN?

He tries to avoid you, but one day, you confront him and straight-up get in his face, demanding to know what you did wrong and why he hates you so much.  Edge attempts to flee the conversation (he can’t think over the pounding in his skull, or the way his SOUL feels as if it’s writhing within his body), but you block his path and jab a finger bravely into his chest, lecturing him over his behavior.  Red isn’t around, and you’re determined to make peace with his brother so you can feel comfortable hanging out at your bonefriend’s house.  

Edge can only stare, his expression stricken, as you muster up every bit of your courage to demand to know why he hates you.  

However, you weren’t expecting to choke on the words…

Tears cloud your vision as the word hate catches in your throat.  You’re not even sure why you’re crying – or why your chest feels so tight.  Are you on the verge of an anxiety attack?  Was this a mistake?  Or –

– or is it just that the idea of him hating you hurts?

That’s absurd.  You barely know each other.  Still, as soon as the first tear rolls down your cheek, Edge shocks the hell out of you by gathering you against his chest.  His hold is borderline tender, and for a long time, he doesn’t say anything; he simply holds you while you calm down.  

… Is he shaking?

“I DON’T…”

He hesitates, and you attempt to lift your head, but he holds you tighter, refusing to allow you to look at him.  

“… HATE YOU.”

The two of you don’t speak of what transpired in the hallway that day, but Edge is noticeably nicer to you.  He never mentions the resonance to Red, so his brother remains oblivious.  Of course, you and Red eventually go your separate ways, and you don’t see Edge for several weeks.  

And then, you run into him at a grocery store… and your heart feels like it’s fluttering.  

US!bros*You’re dating Blueberry.

Stretch knows what’s happening the moment he meets you.

The resonance is strong enough that he can feel it in his entire body, however, he’s had enough experience with concealing his true feelings that it doesn’t show.  He had been eager to meet you – his brother has been going on and on about you for weeks, so he knew you had to be a great person – but he never expected his brother’s datemate to be his soulmate.  

He plays it off spectacularly.  He’s friendly toward you, makes plenty of puns (you always laugh at his jokes, and whenever you both end up firing off puns together, Blueberry pretends to be so exasperated), and spends plenty of time hanging out with you and his brother.  He’s always there to offer advice, his sends you memes late at night, and he can kick your ass in every version of Mario Party there is, and yet… he also always gives you and Blue your alone time.  He gives you space, or naps on the couch, and you end up considering him your best friend.

He never tells Blueberry that you’re his soulmate.  He would never do that to his brother, who’s obviously head-over-heels for you – and you love Blueberry, too; Stretch can tell.  Blue’s the kind of person that would break up with you if he knew, and Stretch can never allow that.  

After all, he just wants his two favorite people to be happy, and he’s content with you as his best friend.  Just having you around is enough to make his soul sing.

Who says soulmates can’t be platonic?

SF!bros*You’re dating Blackberry

*heh.  guess i’ve just got that shit of luck, huh?

Mutt should have known that he wouldn’t be worthy of a soulmate.  After all, he’s spent a good portion of his life feeling guilt-ridden and worthless, constantly trying to make up for his previous bout of selfishness.  

So, it comes as no surprise that he would get tested here.  

It also comes as no surprise that he doesn’t react to the resonance.  He could never do that to his brother.  Blackberry’s been a touch-starved mess, yearning for love and affection, and he finally has it from you.  And you’re good for him!  You temper him, keeping him grounded and from having his anger make him impulsive.  You give him a kindness that no one besides Mutt has, which only makes Mutt’s soul swell even more with admiration.  

The three of you spend a fair amount of time together, since it appears that Blackberry feels the most at ease when he’s around his brother.  Mutt, however, avoids being alone with you, and aside from the occasional joke and wink thrown your way, you never become great friends with him.  Although he acts normally around Blackberry, he keeps his guard up, and always seems to twist any efforts you make to get to know him back onto his brother and how magnificent he is.  

Whenever you’re sleeping in Blackberry’s room, however, Mutt spends the night outside with his hood pulled up, chain-smoking dog treats and clutching his chest.  It’s hard to ignore the throb of his SOUL, but he does his damnedest.

Though, he resolves never to drink around you for fear that he’ll get too drunk and blurt something out – or even worse, try to hold you.  He knows that all it would take is one hug, and all his years of repentance would be out the window.    

(*Imagine Masterlist)

[skelly-survival-guide]

how‘d UT/UF bros & Black & US/Pap (who live w the S/O) react when the S/Os aggressive, drunk dad comes in the middle of the night and starts yelling at the (sliightly sensitive) S/O about stealing family money and other bs (just an excuse to make the S/O feel bad)

(I’m only doing 4 skellies per ask, sorry. Since you asked specifically for Black and Stretch I’ll do them along with Sans and Red. Also I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned it but all my skellies can teleport. It’s just the more energetic ones think its lazy.)

What woke him from his sleep that night was a loud slamming on the front door. Grumbling under his breath he rolled over to snuggle back into his mate’s warm flesh but was surprised to find their side of the bed empty. The banging came from the door again this time followed by the soft sound of their mate saying something.

Then the yelling started and he bolted out of his bed, not even bothering to pull a shirt on over his bare ribs as he hurried out the room. When the obviously drunken yelling got louder and was followed by a crash he didn’t bother running the rest of the way and teleported directly into the living room.

Sans

He was doing his best to keep calm as he stared his, unfortunately, father-in-law down, but his darkened sockets and rattling bones were more then enough to give away his current mood. There was a smashed vase on the ground, the flowers they usually kept in the entrance way scattered about the hall and his mate was obviously in distress if the way they were hunched in on themselves was any indication.

“An if anys of dat wasn’ bad nough yer sleepin wit da fuckinn thing!”

A very drunken wobble had the man pointing vaguely in his direction and he’d had enough. His left eye flashed with cyan and yellow as the man was quickly sent flying out the door he had barged in through. He placed a reassuring squeeze on his mate’s shoulder before heading to the door.

“listen close here buddy. ya ever come bargin into my house like tha again an i’ll do more then toss ya to the curb. c a p i c h e ?”

Red

He didn’t even wait to really see who the intruder was, spiked wall of bones coming up between the intruder and his mate. Red magic pouring from his left socket and curling between his fangs. The man he vaguely recognized as his mate’s father is slammed into the wall then down to the floor before he manages to reel in some of his protective anger.

He can hear his mate pleading with him not to hurt the man. His growling could probably be heard from outside as he grabbed the drunkard by the hair and dragged his struggling body out the door and tossing him into the street.

“ya should really be thankin em ya piece a shit. if it weren’t fer em, y a ’ d   b e  d e a d  w h e r e  y a  s t a n d .”

Black

As soon as he spotted his mate he encircled them in a protective barrier of bones, keeping them blocked and guarded on all sides. Only once he was assured of his mates safety did he turn his attention on his drunken father-in-law.

There was a cold and professional look on his face despite his desire to snarl at the man. And to an outside observer it would look like he simply took the man by his arm and dragged him from the house, but he made sure to dig his claws into the mans bicep deep enough to leave lasting damage before ‘escorting’ him out.

“I Feel As If I Should Inform You That If You Ever Enter My Home Uninvited Ever Again You’ll Have More To Worry About Then Spending A Night In A Cell. Have A Good Night.”

Stretch

He had teleported himself directly behind his mate, his tall lanky figure looming ominously over them with one orange glowing eyelight illuminating his face. His hands came up to rest on their shoulders but he didn’t turn his piercing gaze away from the man in front of them. He could feel them shaking against his bones, probably very close to crying if they weren’t already.

“ya okay, honeybee?”

“Waz so yer gon hide beneath yer monster ya whore?!”

There was a flash of blue magic as the man was sent face down into the floor, making his mate jump. He just rubbed reassuringly at their shoulders.

“ya should learn when ta keep yer mouth shut.”

He spares a brief kiss to his mates head before using his magic to yank the man outside and pinning him down to the sidewalk. His steps were slow and casual as he approached him before crouching down by the man’s head.

“hey man, we’ve known each otha fer a while now so i think ya should know,      t h a t  y e r  o n l y  s t i l l  a l i v e  c a u s e  i  m a d e  a  p r o m i s e. ya should thank em fer tha by the way.”

He gave him a rough pat on the cheek as he got up and turned back to the house to calm down his mate who was waiting anxiously by the door.

(Hope this was what you were looking for! Some, slightly scary, protective skellies!)