#so sorry for the delay!

[askautumnandfriends]

Cosmo and Autumn whats your guy's favorite food(s)?

“Oh, come on! Everyone has a favorite food!”

“Nope. I don’t have one.”

“You’re weird then.”

“Cosmo-“

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:

michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club

*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***

that's it that's the movie

outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative

actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.

aka Michael Myers Is A Republican

but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too

also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain

side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty

i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978

(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)

oh no he's hot

[covingtonrp]

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[bookwyrminspiration]

Hello ! After your message last week ab Chorus of Dragons i've been super excited to join the discord and I was wondering if you could send me a link ? Normally I answered your message but it was my first time talking with someone on tumblr so idk maybe I didn't do it right or maybe there was a pb with my email address or something? So I don't think you ever received said message?? In any case I would definitely love to join the discord and talk with everyone ab the series !

Ah, so sorry about that! I sent you a link through tumblr DMs, but perhaps it didn’t go through. Things like that happen sometimes, it’s probably nothing to do with anything you did :)

Anyway, here’s the link: https://discord.gg/9yERXwQM

Hopefully it works this time! We’re small, so we’re always thrilled to have new people to talk to! If there’s still a problem, just let me know so we can try to work it out

[ruubesz-draws]

Godzilla GIJINKA!!!!! (Finally)

I'm trying different ways to add colour to these drawings Failed miserably... :')

I redesigned Mothra and Scylla. Shimo and Tiamat were fun to design!

I'm also going to post the full profile/infos about my gijinkas later too (Hopefully soon)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

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Part 6.5 of Missing Killer

a little check in back at the castle~

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[nicotine-noah]

It seemed to take Gibson a bit to adjust but Noah wasn't about to complain, regardless. Watching the other man take more and more of him in was sexy as hell and he tried not to buck his hips too much to let Gibson move at his own pace. He struck a rhythm and Noah gasped, tightening his fingers in his hair and just managing to keep himself from shoving his head down. His eyes were half lidded as he looked down at him, breathing a little harder and shivering at the light licks. He moaned when Gibson took him in again, head falling back and just sinking into the sensation for a handful of moments. He couldn't let him go on too long like this but he enjoyed it for a little while, cursing and pushing his head down a little. "Fuck....I could let you do that for a long time but I wanna cum when you're inside me." He pulled him off, a little reluctantly, and caught his breath for a moment before he yanked Gibson up and kissed him again, tasting himself on the other's tongue. He undid the celestial's pants with his free hand and reached in to stroke him, slowly. "Feels like you're ready to fuck me." Noah murmured against his lips, smirking a little.

Gibson wasn't shy, not in the least, while it wasn't a lack of humility it was certainly just a lack of any shame at all. The way Noah spoke to him, the reassuring fingers threaded through his hair, it only urged him on, telling him he was doing the right thing. In that moment though Gibson was glad he didn't need to breathe air, that would make this a lot harder than he imagined it would be. Slowly he worked his way down Noah's length gagging a bit here and there as he got his rhythm, sucking and getting Noah as far down his throat as he could wanting to give Noah as much pleasure as he could before he got to having him. Drool leaked from the corners of his mouth as he pulled off with a loud wet pop, licking his lips he looked up giving the tip a few kitten licks before he decided to go back down, he was sure Noah would tell him when to stop.

[melodicbreeze]

"Do you like climbing trees, Mister Bard?" Collei chuckles softly as she finds him yet again in another tree. This time, however, he's in the large tree of Windrise that sits near Mondstadt and this time, Collei isn't on duty and visiting the city of wind and song. "You're kinda like me ... it's nice to get away from all the people, huh? Just for a little bit."

"Mhm!" Came the nod of agreement, and Venti scoots further out on the branch to make room before patting the tree in invitation. Thankfully the boughs of this tree were wide and sturdy, perfect for climbing- or napping.

"Not only that, but it's nice to admire the view from higher up. You see things differently than you do on the ground." Though that was truer the higher up one was, it still applied here, Venti thought. Seeing things differently didn't always just mean with your eyes.

"Please, you can just call me Venti. How are you finding your visit to this fair land, dear ranger?"

[dcxdpdabbles]

Holiday request: child support

John is in a meeting with the Justice League when Clockwork comes knocking. It's a regular update on security and safety procedures, the kind of boring stuff John would have customarily skipped out on, except that this meeting also covers how to provide younger teams support.

Teams that his son was a part of. If Danny was ever on a mission, that could have ended in him passing simply because some wanker didn't know how to find him or how to help him in time?

So here was John, half slumped over his chair as Batman droned about procedures and policies. He had barely gotten through Wonder Woman's long lecture on support combat.

He was thinking of grabbing a coffee- John's been working on his drinking after making a promise to try and get sober for his son- so he was replacing the urge for alcohol with coffee. It was one of the hardest things he's ever done.

Thankfully, he knows some spells that help with withdrawals. It's better than the alternative, even if some days are shitter than others.

"Hello, Johnny," Coos, the Ancient being of Time, flouting before him in his human form. John can feel every hero's jaw drop even as he smiles awkwardly at the other parent of his child.

"Clockwork." He greets, eyes taking in the gorgeous features of Time. He nods his head towards the bag, flouting by Clockwork. "Lovely to see you as always. Got a gift for me?"

"Hmm." Clockwork flouts down, landing on his feet and surveying the room. His pure red eyes sparkled in amusement as the awestruck members of the Justice League. Even Batman seemed momently thrown- though if that was because of Clockwork's beauty or the insane amount of power pushing down on all their souls was anyone's guess.

"I've come to spend a weekend with my son. And you, I suppose, if you do not mind housing me." Clockwork says, at last, patting the bag. John feels his mouth go dry. Yes, he slept with Acient before and wouldn't be opposed to another round, but Clockwork wasn't his average ex.

Clockwork held the entire multiverse at the tip of his fingers, suspended on his amusement, and it could all be destroyed with a mere snap from the other. If he found disproved of even the slightest thing about how John was raising Danny, he could kill billions of people, or worse, he could take Danny away.

John feels cold dread grip his heart even as he laughs. "Of course, I can house you. I hope you won't find being in the human world too much hassle."

"Oh no. I have the perfect disguise to blend in with the humans." Clockwork assures, pulling out a pair of fetching glasses and a white cane. He places them on his head and taps his stick on the ground before grinning. John finds himself instantly spotting the same cocky curve to Danny's own grin, and his heart swells.

"Now, where is my boy? It's been years since I last saw him." Clockwork pauses before shrugging his head. "Or it's only been nine months in this realm. Still a long time for my son."

The Ancient snaps his fingers, ripping a portal open to the front of Danny's school. He offers his arm to the blond man, nodding toward Gotham Academy. The soft ring of the dismissal bells rings as students start pouring out of the front door in drones. Classes for the day have just ended.

"Come along, Johnny. Guide me." John shoots the Leauge an apologetic smile, knowing they will understand how important this visit is. He loops his arm through Clockwork, while heaving the man's bag over his other shoulder. The soft tapping of Clockwork's cane on the ground is the portal's only sound before it slams closed.

It cuts off the explosion of noise the Leauge makes, but with all those overlapping voices, John has no idea who said what.

Danny walks out of the school with Damian, Jon, and Colin, laughing and beaming at the younger boys. Clockwork pauses for a few seconds before he beams.

"You're doing a great job, Johnny." The Ancient says just as Danny's gaze locks on them. His face fumbles with ripples of emotion before lighting up in glee. He races towards them with a gutted shout, "Father!"

Clockwork opens his arms just as Danny slams into him. John steps back, but the Ancient grabs the sleeve of his trench coat and drags him into the hug.

"A really great job." The non-human whispers into John's ear. He feels a soft caress against his magic as if Clockwork was brushing the hair out of his face. His heart flutters softly, even as Danny beams at them, and various teenagers panic at his boy's beauty.

Something tells John that having his ex visiting won't be as bad as he initially thought.

[grelleswife]

However, like a pile of tinder catching fire from a tiny match, Lizzy was emboldened by the maid’s outburst.

“Whether you like it or not, Mother, these babies are on their way, and we can’t dwell on principles when we need to focus on what’s practical!” she exploded. “I’ll admit that I wasn’t too pleased with Sebastian either, when I first learned the news. But he literally went to hell and back to find a cure when Mey first got sick…and later, when that didn’t work, he stuck his neck out by asking another, more powerful demon to help her! They may not have exchanged vows yet, but they’ve already proven that they’ll stand by each other in sickness and in health. Isn’t that what marriage is all about?”

Frances let out a huff, though the steely glint in her eye lost a touch of its sharpness.

Alexis patted her arm.  

“Your sense of honor is among your most shining virtues, dear, but I think this situation warrants a flexible approach,” he said gently.

“A lax one, you mean,” she grumbled, before pausing to mull over her next words as she locked eyes with Mey Rin.

“Under most circumstances, I would not tolerate being addressed in such a manner…but you’ve got pluck. I’d react in much the same way if someone spoke ill of my Alexis,” she conceded. “And if you’re dead set on plighting your troth to this demon, I suppose there’s no help for it.”

“Indeed I am!” the maid shot back, positioning herself in front of Sebastian as if preparing to shield him from another offensive move by the marchioness.

Shaking her head in resignation, Frances curtly told the demon, “Well, if that is how it is to be, I expect you to do right by her, butler, and properly attend to your duties as a husband and father. Is that clear?”

“Of course, your ladyship,” he stammered, with the plaintive gaze and subdued mien of a cat drenched in a rainstorm.

A tense silence descended upon the assembled company, until, thoroughly fed up with the whole kerfuffle, Astre sighed wearily, “Now that that’s settled, can we please get everyone situated in their rooms—preferably without stabbing additional members of my staff? Sieglinde and Wolfram will be stuck out there all evening if we keep yammering on.”

Sebastian piped up, “My lord, I can—”

“No. You and Mey Rin go rest. I’ll ring for Tanaka to see to it.”

“Come on, honey,” the maid added firmly, standing up and tugging the butler’s sleeve to curtail his objections.

Casting a nervous glance at Lady Frances, he reluctantly obliged, limping out of the room with his mate, each wrapping an arm around the other’s waist for support.

“Shall I use my powers to take us back to your room, carissima?” he asked her once they’d made it into the hall. “It might be more comfortable for you than walking the whole way.”

Eyeing his bloodstained shirtfront, she anxiously replied, “Are you sure that won’t tire you out?”

“Certainly not. I have one hell of a capacity for endurance,” he winked.

Mey pursed her lips, not fully convinced, but reluctantly acquiesced. Nothing wrong with taking a shortcut when they were both still frazzled.

He pulled her closer…and, the next instant, they were seated on Mey Rin’s bed, the demon wheezing as he slumped forward.

“Sebastian!”

The maid gripped his arm to keep him steady.

Ooo, why hadn’t she put her foot down?! This wasn’t the time for her hard-headed devil to push himself to the point of exhaustion, no it wasn’t.

“I—I suppose I…might have…overextended…just a tad…” he panted.

“That’s exactly what I was worried about!”

He winced, the amber hue of his tea-brown eyes turning dull, and Mey instantly regretted snapping at him.

“I’m sorry,” he whispered forlornly. “Lady Frances was justified in her censure of me…no matter how I strive, my love is a curse that brings you pain time and again…”

But then he gasped when Mey Rin flung her arms around his neck, letting the demon’s head come to rest against her shoulder as she cried, “You stop that, you do!!! Our courtship ain’t all daisies and petunias like in the storybooks, but I don’t want that—I want you, Sebastian. Even with the pain along the way, your love’s made me the happiest I’ve ever been, yes it has. I don’t regret a thing.”

[ confess ] With Sebamey (because I also feel like trying to write Mey Mey for once~) "Se-Sebastian.. I.. I h-have somethin' I really wanna tell you." The maid squeaked out, hands grabbing the ends of her maid skirt and squeezing as she stood on the spot, trembling. "I-I.. I-I think I.. I m-m-might l-l... l-li... " She covered her eyes with both hands then. "IthinkI'minlovewithyou!!" And then instinct made the girl try to run.

Well. Sebastian was very much aware that Mey Rin fancied him, but he’d hardly expected a full-blown confession. To his chagrin, the demon realized it made him feel different than previous declarations of “love” from idiotic mortals. He knew how to handle lust and selfish greed. The depravities humans committed for the sake of a conventionally attractive physique disgusted him. But the shy, adoring look Mey Rin had given as she stared up at him wasn’t tainted by such lowly appetites. It was intriguing (though he sensed that that didn’t fully describe the peculiar excitement coursing through him). The demon’s hand shot out and grabbed her by the wrist.

“A moment, Mey Rin. Did you say just now that you were in love with me?”

[nocek]

Fun fact: All of Gwenpool's properly spelled fucks were given to Miguel as a reparations for dealing with Deadpool.

(also shock is stupid, I'm strongly on team let him say fuck ;P)

Sorry for the long delay on everything. We were finishing big work project so I've been bit busy but in free time I was finishing one of my forever wips for the @cindymorganzine and I'm very proud of it but the big reveal will come with time ;)

But as for this comic [first part is here] then [there is bonus drawing with Jeff in his 99 napping glory] and there is obviously [the clear first panel] that was originally posted 2 months ago >.< [and it's sketch]

[paperultra]

hammock.

Pairing: OPLA!Vinsmoke Sanji x Reader Word Count: 866 words Warnings: Kissing, slightly suggestive

“You’re blushing.”

“I am?” Sanji gazes up at you, dreamy and distracted. “I didn’t realize.”

You hum. You’re only vaguely aware of the hammock’s sway, of the blanket slipping down your shoulders as you prop yourself up and place your hands on his cheeks. Warmth soaks into your palms like sunlight, and you tilt your head, thumbs drawing over the flush on his cheekbones and tapping gently.

“Don’t say this is because of me,” you tease.

His hands reach up to cover yours. “Then I’d be lying,” he replies, turning his head to kiss your fingertips, “and I would never lie about how you make me feel.”

“Not even if you hated me?”

“The day I hate you is the day I should be tied to an anchor and fed to the sharks.”

“That’s awful.”

“I know.” His eyes search your face, and they narrow as he murmurs, “Who could ever hate someone as gorgeous as you?”

(Whoever coined the phrase “flattery will get you nowhere” has never met Sanji, you’re sure of it.)

Leaning down, you press your lips to his nose, to his forehead, to each cheek. A contented sigh brushes past your ears as you do so.

Eventually, you make your way to the source of his sweet words. You pause, and Sanji opens his eyes as you hover above his lips, just shy of meeting them with your own.

“Something wrong, sweetheart?”

“No,” you say. “Just wanted to see your pretty eyes before I kiss you senseless.”

He stills. Then he laughs, the sound blooming from deep within his chest and staining your world with gold. “Well – aren’t you a charmer,” Sanji quips, stroking your waist and pecking your cheek. His words are softer than usual. “Careful with my heart, now.”

“Don’t worry,” you say, and you kiss him fully, drinking in the way his grip on you tightens and the way his breath stalls in his throat when you speak against his mouth. “It’s in good hands, I think.”

The kiss is just as warm as his cheeks. You feel drunk as you pull away, and Sanji lifts his head to chase your lips, whispering your name with the reverence of a believer.

“You guys mind doing that somewhere other than here?”

The two of you freeze in each other’s embrace.

You jolt out of it and push yourself up, accidentally knocking the breath out of Sanji in the process. He wheezes and curls up as you lock eyes with a very unimpressed swordsman.

“Z-Zoro! We”—you scramble to unrumple your shirt, which had ridden up underneath the blanket—“I’m sorry, we – we thought everyone was going to be in the lounge for a while.”

“You thought wrong.” Zoro strides past and drops his laundry on the couch. “This isn’t your personal bedroom, Sanji.”

“I’m aware of that,” Sanji replies, annoyance dripping from every syllable. “Now would you mind just stepping out for a few more minutes?”

“Sanji, it’s fine,” you whisper, patting his chest. “The mood is kinda killed now, anyway.”

He visibly droops. “I know.”

“Good.”

“I wasn’t asking for your opinion, mosshead.”

The room fills with a completely different kind of tension as Zoro crosses his arms at Sanji’s response.

You, still trying to cover up your embarrassment, move to block Sanji’s view, pushing his bangs away from his face and attempting to smooth out his frown lines. His cheeks are still flushed, though the color is quickly fading back to normal as his attention turns back to you.

“C’mon, Zoro wants to fold his laundry. Let’s go up to the lounge and see what the others are up to.”

“Is that what you really want to do?”

“Yeah.” (It is now, anyway.)

“… All right, then,” Sanji acquiesces.

With that, you push the blanket off and clamber out of the hammock, nearly tripping and falling flat on your face in your haste to do so. Sanji follows close behind, and once he’s on his feet, you turn to Zoro and give him another quick apology before you and Sanji leave the men’s room.

“Of all the times to be interrupted,” your companion mutters as the two of you head to the lounge. He takes your hand in his and interlaces your fingers. “I’m sorry about that.”

“It’s nobody’s fault. Ships don’t have a lot of privacy …” You think back to the moment Zoro spoke up and groan, burying your face in your free hand. “I’m just embarrassed he caught us like that. I didn’t even hear him come down.”

“Me neither.” Sanji lets out an irritated sigh and then looks over at you; his displeasure softens. “At the very least, I’ll take it to mean you were enjoying yourself.”

Your face heats up. “Of course,” you say quickly. “I like our alone time."

“I like it too.” He squeezes your hand and leans over to whisper into your ear. “Next time, I could be on top, so I can hide you away if anyone walks in unannounced.”

“Wh – Sanji! Don’t say it like that!”

The man grins as you smack his arm playfully, planting a kiss to your temple as penance.

“Just evening the score, sweetheart.”

[fatedevour]

♢  —    @dilucisms​​​​​​​​​​​​​ asked: you shouldn’t be here.

   “  Oh? I didn’t realize there were restrictions in areas to venture to. My, how things change.  “

   A gloved hand lifts to rest against his chin, voice nothing but calm composure as he observes the man in front of him. Ah yes, that man Beta had dealt with some time ago, Diluc Ragnvindr. What an unexpected surprise to be the one to cross paths with him now. Fortunately, enough time has passed from youth to present to not make his appearance now seem ABNORMAL from what a normal human should be. Otherwise that would have been QUITE the hassle to deal with. He had enough of a time as it was.

   “  Is it to this area in SPECIFIC, or rather my presence here in Mondstadt?  “  He allows for a smile to grow in his lips just a fraction to allow a hint of razor teeth to flash.  “  Because if it is the LATTER, I’ve already informed the Acting Grand Master of my presence and intentions while on this visit. It’s purely academic, and I’ve already received APPROVAL.  “  A politician he was not, but Dottore did know a thing or two about proper procedures when necessary. Such matters as this made it useful ( for the time being, inevitably to be discarded the moment he no longer had need of it again. )

    He turns his head towards the land he’d been walking towards, gaze lingering before his masked face turns back towards him.  “  If there’s a reason in terms of the environment, I’ll TAKE MY CHANCES. I can handle myself, and the specimens I need are in that area. Unless there’s some GREATER reason to avoid it?  “  He inquires arching a brow despite the fact it couldn’t be seen. It’d be rather FUNNY if pure coincidence brought him here while Mondstadt was struggling with a new problem once again. Ah Mondstadt, such a land of surprising opportunity. 

[slytherinslut0]

craving rushed sex with tom. i’m talking we-have-to-leave-in-fifteen-minutes but i need you now sex. i’m talking ripping and clawing at eachother because you want as much of the other in as little time as possible sex. i’m talking shoving his fingers in your mouth to wet them before sliding them down your pants, swirling your clit as you palm his dick to get eachother ready sex. i’m talking tongue in eachothers mouths sex. im talking heavy breathing through your noses sex. im talking swallowed moans sex. i’m talking tom can’t wait anymore so he turns you around, pulls your pants down to your mid thighs and bends you over until he can press in and stretch you wide sex. i’m talking hand around your throat, fevered thrusting, deep grunting sex. i’m talking about god your pussy feels so good i just needed these few minutes sex.