#so sorry for the delay!

[katlyntheartist]

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[askautumnandfriends]

Cosmo and Autumn whats your guy's favorite food(s)?

“Oh, come on! Everyone has a favorite food!”

“Nope. I don’t have one.”

“You’re weird then.”

“Cosmo-“

[ofmusingsxandmayhem]

Cont. from @beefcakeds || Brooks & Simon (x)

"Right, yeah." Simon sighed, rolling his eyes as he gave a nod of his head. Sure, he had left his manners back in the apple, however he was hardly in the mood for pleasantries. "A whole lotta reading that was kind of important. Thought you would have jumped at the chance to sign on this." Simon was aware that his own selfish need to succeed was the catalyst for all of this, but it wasn't all on him. There had been a lack of compromise from both sides and not signing the divorce papers was just a kick in the teeth. "Sounds good, if you can promise you won't put poison in it." There was a hint of sarcasm and maybe even humour in his tone, but he was still stern enough for his intent to be vague.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:

michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club

*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***

that's it that's the movie

outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative

actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.

aka Michael Myers Is A Republican

but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too

also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain

side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty

i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978

(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)

oh no he's hot

[covingtonrp]

Welcome to Covington, Georgia! The following character(s) have been accepted. We hope you enjoy your stay. Please submit your blog(s) to the main within 24 hours or your faceclaims will be reopened. And make sure you review our welcome package.

Andrew "Drew" Parrish (Chace Crawford) played by M

Roman Wagner (Chris Evans) played by R

Meliha Naime Turan (Cagla Demir) played by Ryan

Levi Oakley Abhrams (Lucas Bravo) played by Ryan

Blair Moreno (Nathalie Kelley) played by Natalie

Jace Harlow (Ben Barnes) played by Sarah

Aiyla Demirci (Bensu Soral) played by Sarah

[bookwyrminspiration]

Hello ! After your message last week ab Chorus of Dragons i've been super excited to join the discord and I was wondering if you could send me a link ? Normally I answered your message but it was my first time talking with someone on tumblr so idk maybe I didn't do it right or maybe there was a pb with my email address or something? So I don't think you ever received said message?? In any case I would definitely love to join the discord and talk with everyone ab the series !

Ah, so sorry about that! I sent you a link through tumblr DMs, but perhaps it didn’t go through. Things like that happen sometimes, it’s probably nothing to do with anything you did :)

Anyway, here’s the link: https://discord.gg/9yERXwQM

Hopefully it works this time! We’re small, so we’re always thrilled to have new people to talk to! If there’s still a problem, just let me know so we can try to work it out

[ruubesz-draws]

Godzilla GIJINKA!!!!! (Finally)

I'm trying different ways to add colour to these drawings Failed miserably... :')

I redesigned Mothra and Scylla. Shimo and Tiamat were fun to design!

I'm also going to post the full profile/infos about my gijinkas later too (Hopefully soon)

[hedgehog-moss]

Welcome to the great donkey contest of 2024

I must confess that I, once again, forgot the date of the yearly donkey contest, so I had to leave early (I had a restaurant reservation in another town) and have no idea what was the jury's verdict on each of these donkeys. Therefore, you are the jury. It will be heartbreaking, but I will ask you to vote at the end of the post, setting aside the known fact that all donkeys are the best donkey.

There were Poitou donkeys, Berry donkeys, Bourbonnais donkeys, Provence donkeys, Andalusian donkeys, and common donkeys who seemed to have no distinguishing features other than being acceptably donkey-shaped. I can't possibly post all my photos, so I have chosen 4 noteworthy contestants (or 3 and half, one is very small) for you to vote on. I'll add that I only stayed long enough to watch 2 donkeys demonstrate their skills, so in a spirit of fairness I will not mention anyone's job. You won't be voting based on how good they are doing their specific donkey job but on how good they are at being a donkey.

Donkey #1 — CHEWBACCA.

Chewbacca is big, and he has ears. These are his most salient characteristics. Each one of his ears looks like a separate fluffy ferret-sized mammal attached to his head, gently twitching or napping. Chewbacca's hooves are the diameter of a medium pizza and he looks very formidable but he is extremely kind. I know the most pressing question is "Can I scritch Chewbacca's ears?" and the answer is yes, but then he will immediately appoint you ear-scritcher in chief and will look very sad when you walk away to meet other donkeys.

Chewbacca's ears on their own could be enough to let him win Hairiest Donkey in any contest—but he is mixed breed, and there were purebred baudets du Poitou in attendance. Their entire identity is "the hairy one", and giving the Hairiest trophy to another donkey would result in massive spread of existentialism among Poitou donkeys.

(He is not a contestant, as I didn't have time to get a good aperçu of his personality.)

(Same for this shiny black donkey, pictured here canoodling with a Poitou lady—unfortunately I don't have photos of him in motion, but believe me when I say he was the glossiest donkey I've ever seen. When walking or trotting he shone in the sun like a freshly-polished dress shoe.)

Back to our contest.

Donkey #2 — UGOLIN.

Ugolin (who seems to go by "Glin") is a shaggy, gangly teenage boy whose main characteristic is being utterly love-starved. Left unattended, Ugolin would wander about the donkey contest, stopping in front of every child or adult he encountered, hoping someone would love him.

I was initially the only human Ugolin did not want cuddles from, because he was scared of Pandolf and seemed to think of me as his minion. Then I tied Pandolf to a tree and crouched down a few metres away from Glin, unsure if I had a chance now—and after hesitating for about 2 seconds he came over to kiss my forehead. My friend was so touched by this moment that she (somehow) got her phone to turn her photo into an impressionist painting.

"Can I scritch Glin's ears?" Yes. He is desperate for someone to pet his ears.

Donkey #3

—no, sorry, it's Ugolin again. It's very hard to get rid of him.

Donkey #3 — THE BABY.

The baby has no name. The baby has no skills. The baby is not good at anything other than being tiny enough to walk under her mum's belly. In the absence of any other qualifications she was happy to show off what is possibly the most low-effort limbo dance in the world.

"Can I scritch the baby's ears?" No. Big point against her, here. She will, however, come over if you say "awww le petit ânon <3" and let you pet her tiny nose. (More nose photos in this post if you missed it)

Donkey #ah no wait here's Ugolin again

He actually overcame his intense fear of Pandolf to come trap us in his forcefield of infinite neediness! I'm proud of him.

Donkey #4 — MYRTILLE.

Myrtille is in her mid-thirties, and did not come to the donkey fair to demonstrate any particular skills or be admired by us, but because she likes to meet new donkeys. She was not tethered to the rope and yet did not wander around to mingle with humans like other untied donkeys did; she shuffled from one end of the rope to the other like a friendly pensioner at a continental breakfast buffet, making small talk with everyone. It was hard to approach Myrtille (as a human) without feeling like a third wheel.

I don't mean to gossip, but she spent quite a while flirting with the glossy black donkey.

I love her. She's my favourite. I was not able to pet her or take a good close-up photo of her but that's okay. Myrtille is like a tempting rollercoaster at an amusement park that you are barred from by the sign that says "You must have ears THIS long to go any farther." I wish her only good things.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Kiss Kiss Fallen Tree!

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[nicotine-noah]

It seemed to take Gibson a bit to adjust but Noah wasn't about to complain, regardless. Watching the other man take more and more of him in was sexy as hell and he tried not to buck his hips too much to let Gibson move at his own pace. He struck a rhythm and Noah gasped, tightening his fingers in his hair and just managing to keep himself from shoving his head down. His eyes were half lidded as he looked down at him, breathing a little harder and shivering at the light licks. He moaned when Gibson took him in again, head falling back and just sinking into the sensation for a handful of moments. He couldn't let him go on too long like this but he enjoyed it for a little while, cursing and pushing his head down a little. "Fuck....I could let you do that for a long time but I wanna cum when you're inside me." He pulled him off, a little reluctantly, and caught his breath for a moment before he yanked Gibson up and kissed him again, tasting himself on the other's tongue. He undid the celestial's pants with his free hand and reached in to stroke him, slowly. "Feels like you're ready to fuck me." Noah murmured against his lips, smirking a little.

Gibson wasn't shy, not in the least, while it wasn't a lack of humility it was certainly just a lack of any shame at all. The way Noah spoke to him, the reassuring fingers threaded through his hair, it only urged him on, telling him he was doing the right thing. In that moment though Gibson was glad he didn't need to breathe air, that would make this a lot harder than he imagined it would be. Slowly he worked his way down Noah's length gagging a bit here and there as he got his rhythm, sucking and getting Noah as far down his throat as he could wanting to give Noah as much pleasure as he could before he got to having him. Drool leaked from the corners of his mouth as he pulled off with a loud wet pop, licking his lips he looked up giving the tip a few kitten licks before he decided to go back down, he was sure Noah would tell him when to stop.

[melodicbreeze]

"Do you like climbing trees, Mister Bard?" Collei chuckles softly as she finds him yet again in another tree. This time, however, he's in the large tree of Windrise that sits near Mondstadt and this time, Collei isn't on duty and visiting the city of wind and song. "You're kinda like me ... it's nice to get away from all the people, huh? Just for a little bit."

"Mhm!" Came the nod of agreement, and Venti scoots further out on the branch to make room before patting the tree in invitation. Thankfully the boughs of this tree were wide and sturdy, perfect for climbing- or napping.

"Not only that, but it's nice to admire the view from higher up. You see things differently than you do on the ground." Though that was truer the higher up one was, it still applied here, Venti thought. Seeing things differently didn't always just mean with your eyes.

"Please, you can just call me Venti. How are you finding your visit to this fair land, dear ranger?"

[hoagiesnadwich]

happy pride!!! have some penpals art

[ofmusingsxandmayhem]

Cont. from @crimsxnlxve​ || Joaquin & Scott (x) 

Scott felt a little awkward when Joaquin began to heap praise on him, ducking his head slightly as he felt his cheeks flushing a little. “I dunno, I gotta say that I find I give my best performances when I’ve got great co-stars to act opposite. You’re pretty damn good.” Carefully, Scott reached out and linked his fingers with the other’s, smiling softly at him. “Well, I promise you, that stuff on the film couldn’t be further from how I actually feel.”

[grelleswife]

However, like a pile of tinder catching fire from a tiny match, Lizzy was emboldened by the maid’s outburst.

“Whether you like it or not, Mother, these babies are on their way, and we can’t dwell on principles when we need to focus on what’s practical!” she exploded. “I’ll admit that I wasn’t too pleased with Sebastian either, when I first learned the news. But he literally went to hell and back to find a cure when Mey first got sick…and later, when that didn’t work, he stuck his neck out by asking another, more powerful demon to help her! They may not have exchanged vows yet, but they’ve already proven that they’ll stand by each other in sickness and in health. Isn’t that what marriage is all about?”

Frances let out a huff, though the steely glint in her eye lost a touch of its sharpness.

Alexis patted her arm.  

“Your sense of honor is among your most shining virtues, dear, but I think this situation warrants a flexible approach,” he said gently.

“A lax one, you mean,” she grumbled, before pausing to mull over her next words as she locked eyes with Mey Rin.

“Under most circumstances, I would not tolerate being addressed in such a manner…but you’ve got pluck. I’d react in much the same way if someone spoke ill of my Alexis,” she conceded. “And if you’re dead set on plighting your troth to this demon, I suppose there’s no help for it.”

“Indeed I am!” the maid shot back, positioning herself in front of Sebastian as if preparing to shield him from another offensive move by the marchioness.

Shaking her head in resignation, Frances curtly told the demon, “Well, if that is how it is to be, I expect you to do right by her, butler, and properly attend to your duties as a husband and father. Is that clear?”

“Of course, your ladyship,” he stammered, with the plaintive gaze and subdued mien of a cat drenched in a rainstorm.

A tense silence descended upon the assembled company, until, thoroughly fed up with the whole kerfuffle, Astre sighed wearily, “Now that that’s settled, can we please get everyone situated in their rooms—preferably without stabbing additional members of my staff? Sieglinde and Wolfram will be stuck out there all evening if we keep yammering on.”

Sebastian piped up, “My lord, I can—”

“No. You and Mey Rin go rest. I’ll ring for Tanaka to see to it.”

“Come on, honey,” the maid added firmly, standing up and tugging the butler’s sleeve to curtail his objections.

Casting a nervous glance at Lady Frances, he reluctantly obliged, limping out of the room with his mate, each wrapping an arm around the other’s waist for support.

“Shall I use my powers to take us back to your room, carissima?” he asked her once they’d made it into the hall. “It might be more comfortable for you than walking the whole way.”

Eyeing his bloodstained shirtfront, she anxiously replied, “Are you sure that won’t tire you out?”

“Certainly not. I have one hell of a capacity for endurance,” he winked.

Mey pursed her lips, not fully convinced, but reluctantly acquiesced. Nothing wrong with taking a shortcut when they were both still frazzled.

He pulled her closer…and, the next instant, they were seated on Mey Rin’s bed, the demon wheezing as he slumped forward.

“Sebastian!”

The maid gripped his arm to keep him steady.

Ooo, why hadn’t she put her foot down?! This wasn’t the time for her hard-headed devil to push himself to the point of exhaustion, no it wasn’t.

“I—I suppose I…might have…overextended…just a tad…” he panted.

“That’s exactly what I was worried about!”

He winced, the amber hue of his tea-brown eyes turning dull, and Mey instantly regretted snapping at him.

“I’m sorry,” he whispered forlornly. “Lady Frances was justified in her censure of me…no matter how I strive, my love is a curse that brings you pain time and again…”

But then he gasped when Mey Rin flung her arms around his neck, letting the demon’s head come to rest against her shoulder as she cried, “You stop that, you do!!! Our courtship ain’t all daisies and petunias like in the storybooks, but I don’t want that—I want you, Sebastian. Even with the pain along the way, your love’s made me the happiest I’ve ever been, yes it has. I don’t regret a thing.”

[ confess ] With Sebamey (because I also feel like trying to write Mey Mey for once~) "Se-Sebastian.. I.. I h-have somethin' I really wanna tell you." The maid squeaked out, hands grabbing the ends of her maid skirt and squeezing as she stood on the spot, trembling. "I-I.. I-I think I.. I m-m-might l-l... l-li... " She covered her eyes with both hands then. "IthinkI'minlovewithyou!!" And then instinct made the girl try to run.

Well. Sebastian was very much aware that Mey Rin fancied him, but he’d hardly expected a full-blown confession. To his chagrin, the demon realized it made him feel different than previous declarations of “love” from idiotic mortals. He knew how to handle lust and selfish greed. The depravities humans committed for the sake of a conventionally attractive physique disgusted him. But the shy, adoring look Mey Rin had given as she stared up at him wasn’t tainted by such lowly appetites. It was intriguing (though he sensed that that didn’t fully describe the peculiar excitement coursing through him). The demon’s hand shot out and grabbed her by the wrist.

“A moment, Mey Rin. Did you say just now that you were in love with me?”

[macleod]

Just in case you hadn't heard.

[nocek]

Fun fact: All of Gwenpool's properly spelled fucks were given to Miguel as a reparations for dealing with Deadpool.

(also shock is stupid, I'm strongly on team let him say fuck ;P)

Sorry for the long delay on everything. We were finishing big work project so I've been bit busy but in free time I was finishing one of my forever wips for the @cindymorganzine and I'm very proud of it but the big reveal will come with time ;)

But as for this comic [first part is here] then [there is bonus drawing with Jeff in his 99 napping glory] and there is obviously [the clear first panel] that was originally posted 2 months ago >.< [and it's sketch]