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as-troz · 1 year ago

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got ink blasted a couple months ago, favorite panel of rutile that i forgot to post 💉🩸🗡️

tattoo done by @briandresrios

#宝石の国 #houseki no kuni #land of the lustrous #rutile hnk #rutile lotl #houseki no kuni tattoo #land of the lustrous tattoo #i think im the first to have a tat of hnk that isnt phos or cinnabar or a lunarian #LOLE i couldnt decide between this one or the scene where rutile is chasing phos in the snow #the other one was so sexy but i felt that was more of a thigh tattoo #anyway if someone has a rutile tattoo #we have the same brain #so smart and funny and sexy

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 4 months ago

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Vincent Price guest stars --

Get Smart; Was This Trip Necessary? (1969)

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curioscurio · 1 year ago

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Sorry I haven't been as active lately!! I got both a job and a banging girlfriend in the first week of 2024 so there's been little time for art or shitposting but!! Things are looking up for once and I'm super proud of all the hard work I've put into getting here! Im really happy right now! 2024 is the year of the Cassie (wario for luck)

#i also now work in a TEA SHOP. what luck!!!#after like 3 years straight of depression and dysfunction. cassie finally gets a break #god my girlfriend is so. amazing though. shes so smart and compassionate and beautiful and sexy as fuck and funny and #i actually had my first day at work today too and it was tiring but lovely

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kiddokori · 19 days ago

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baru cormorant is an incredible book series

#baru is awesome because she will be waxing poetic about how wretched and unlovable she is #and then she takes drugs and is like god im so cool and sexy and smart. everyone wants me carnally #baru cormorant spoilers #not really but like idk. its funny #read my book boy

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prettydynamic · 5 months ago

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Niles: I hate you, Babcock! Why do you have to be so beautiful. I can't breathe just looking at you.

CC: You think so?

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melomania-p · 2 months ago

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so anyways, i did something

because eva hyperfix goes hard

#neon genesis evangelion #nge #i love it when mari says “it's hyperfixating time!” and starts autisming all over the place #i'm not even a shinnie i'm just pissed and fucking uhhhhhh idk #“wow mari you're so sexy hot smart and cool” we all say in unison #say it omfg please #playlist #spotify playlist #music recs #also please don't “erm actually rei is a clon so technically-” SHJUT UO SHUT THE FUCKI UP I KNOW I KNOWWWW LET ME BE FUNNY DAMMIT #Spotify #mommmm mari's yapping again #shinji ikari

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a-namjoon-a-day · 10 months ago

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Ive been down bad missing namjoon so thank you for all these wonderful pictures of our leader 💕💕

You're so sweet, thank you!! Trust me, going through photos of Namjoon is MY pleasure. A win for everyone 😂

#he's just so #beautiful #smart #sexy #kind #handsome #talented #funny #artistic #namjoon is namjooning #you're such a sweet bean :)

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gentleinstincts · 3 months ago

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i love love love love love love love love my boyfriend

#he’s so goofy sweet amazing cute hot sexy beautiful smart funny man

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isdalinarhot · 4 months ago

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“Dalinar’s not a bad husband at all!” You’re so right, that’s why Evi spent the last full day of her life crying because Dalinar refused to compromise or spend any time with her

#luke.txt #even dalivani is like. the flashbacks say he was sooooo mad at Gavilar for not paying attention to her infodumping about fabrials #BUT THEN WHEN THEYRE ACTUALLY DATING he straight up is not paying attention to her talking about all that until there’s something relevant #to combat #Navani voice well I hate having to cover for dalinar but he’d emotionally comfort me if I was going through emotional agony too <3 #and then he straight up. doesn’t. after the whole bullshit in rhythm of war the only time afterwards that dalivani talk is about #the contest of champions. aka Dalinar’s thing. no time for Navani to process being a prisoner of war or anything like that #before the shit hit the fan Navani was helping Dalinar with his Sadeas Baggage #not so for Navani’s Raboniel Baggage!#the literal only thing Dalinar has ever done for Navani is make her tea one (1) time #his whole inner monologue is about how beautiful and sexy and fuckable Navani is but it’s almost never about how she’s smart or capable #which is a funny contrast to Navani going on and on about how great Dalinar’s personality is but never describing him as even remotely #physically attractive #and I know none of this is Intentional I know it’s all just Sanderson not. like. challenging the Very Sexist Society he was brought up in #but it straight up infuriates me

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crxw1ey · 16 days ago

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I started liking a few workout videos on tiktok because I'm trying to be more active,strong and not have debilitating body pain at age 20 and now I've landed on unhealthy,calorie obsessed and fat phobic tiktok... SAVE MEEEE

#GET AWAY FROM ME ED CONTENT PLEASEEE #if you ever see me count a damn calorie i need you to take me out back and shoot me in the head #i just want to eat nutritional #home cooked #delicious food #and maybe build an ass #other than that i suffer from thinking I'm very hot and sexy and loving my body disease #fatphobia makes me so angry #esp people who bully their previous plus size body now that they've lost weight #mostly though i feel bad for them #because they clearly are suffering if they have so much animosity for themselves #and definitely have unhealthy habits if they're so focused on being skinnyrl #rather than healthy #funny thing is I'm thr biggest of all my friends #yet eat the healthiest #meals full of veggies every day baby!#while my size 2 friends live off chicken nuggets and fries #which is fine #but i hate how society will see me as the unhealthy one #when normal smart people know weight ≠ health #sorry for the rant I'm annoyed #me stuff

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eattapeach · 1 year ago

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feeling so betrayed after reading 10,000 words of fic only to encounter the line “stede was objectively not an attractive man” like ???

#ofmd #it was from Ed’s pov too #as if he doesn’t think stede is the most handsome beautiful cute smart funny talented whimsical attractive sexy man #so ooc it was jarring #also stede is literally a leggy blond so like???#make it make sense #gentlebeard #blackbonnet

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 10 months ago

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Vincent Price guest stars as Dr. Jarvis Pym

Get Smart; Is This Trip Necessary? (1969)

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adaine-party-wizard · 1 year ago

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the burrows end gender reveal theory post has broken containment. i saw it posted on instagram. good to know my fever induced nonsense theories are so funny that it was decided those beyond tumblr should bear witness

#fr tho the response to that… i was expecting nothing #but half the people are like this is the funniest shit i’ve ever seen #and the other are like no i think you’re onto something OR ill accept this as cannon #so like my ego has been fed i am sooooo funny and smart and sexy and cool and popular #dimension 20 #d20 #burrow's end

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todayisafridaynight · 11 months ago

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would it be okay if u told me why u like aoki😭/gen😭😭😭😭BEEN TRYNA LIKE HIM FOR SO LONG I JUST CANTT but i love ur art so much so i still consume it otherwise lol

i liked tohru adachi in high school and tbh i think that alone is enough of an explanation for why i ended up liking aoki

#snap chats #haha see i told you last post's tags were relevant #anyway vLKVJEVLKAEJVLKJ IM CRYING ANON youre so funny. this is the funniest ask i coulda got thank you so much #i dont know why i like him either <- yes i do #fine lets get Real Talk about it #well first off all i thought he looked hot rolling out the elevator and i was playing the eng dub and i think his voice sounds hot there #and thats like. not athing that happens to me ever <- literally thought sawashiro was hot two frames into the game but anyway #i like politician characters. or characters that are in a position of power ESPECIALLY if they have to act like they dont suck balls #like i very much love the idea of the power of charisma and that type of thing not to mention the 'strategizing' as aoki puts it #that comes with politics. LIKE HE SUCKS DONT GET IT TWISTED HE SUCKS BUT //shrug emoji//#like its why i love the mine rggo stories i like seeing mine's thought process and how he uses his intelligence #smart's sexy to me idk what to tell you but moving on #its fun watching him lose his cool too ESP IN HIS FIGHT LMAO HE STOMPIN HIS FOOT LIKE A TODDLER SHUT UP #i also really love the arakawa family in general and thinking of aoki's relationship with each of them makes my brain explode #especially him and sawashiro that shit is painful to watch and i love it so much #i also thought him going from goth to republican was the funniest shit in the world like i howled at that AND i was distraught #aokis so interesting to me from the notion that he IS loved by his family but he has so much hatred for himself it eats him up #and as a result he cant be happy no matter what he does- how hes constantly seeking validation even if it's nothing meaningful #his lil. Dog-Eat-Dog world world belief to ichi also appealed to my edgy depressed high schooler brain. sorry.#his speech at the lockers also got to me. unfortunately. sorry everyone i empathized too hard it got too real it wasnt funny anymore #like as much as i complain bout the very end the ending is what solidified me liking aoki if not also cause of ichi's impact in those scene #plus... analyzing him and the environment around him is so much fun too....#idk reasons for why i like aoki also boil down to personal reasons. he still sucks tho so i cant be upset when people hate him LOL #i probably have more reasons or could elaborate more i love rambling but i mean. who really wants to read all that 💀💀#maybe for a character that WASNT the worst but. aoki is so LMAO #thank you for loving my art regardless :) im sorry i have to be attached to the worst guys ever

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wrightwrongs · 3 months ago

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Hey guys I would justliketo apologize fo being soooo secy and hot and havingng a 12incher, I hope you acan forgive me for being so awesome

Also imsorry for being6 foot 11 and super nice and generous, I’m aware of my pretty handsome privilege and also im smart and funny and like everyone loves me

Sorry:””””(

#sorry #hope you can forgive #of course you can #after all #im so hot and sexy and nice and funny and smart and kind #sowwy

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caprine-bees · 4 months ago

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I think my girlfriend is the most god ending beautiful woman alive, but sometimes I look at her and I feel like I'm seeing her in thrid person. Like I walked into a party of perfect strangers and she's there lighting up the room for the first time. Or we meet a work function, and I see her across the room talking to someone. Or we make eye contact at a local coffee shop right before she walks out. And I think she is the most objectively, in the truest meaning of the word,, beautiful, gorgeous, stunning, sunshine girl in the entire world.

#like fuck me up #everyone gets to see her like that all the time!#she's like a movie star and a cheerleader got melded with a renesiance painting and a greek goddess #she's so sexy?? effortless?#sparkly eyes and disney princess hair #and she's so mean but like in an excelent way #because she's so kind #she would do anything for me #she's so hardworking #she's so funny #she's so smart and clever and it amazes me #love letters to juliet #wlw

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