#hope you can forgive

[wrightwrongs]

Hey guys I would justliketo apologize fo being soooo secy and hot and havingng a 12incher, I hope you acan forgive me for being so awesome

Also imsorry for being6 foot 11 and super nice and generous, I’m aware of my pretty handsome privilege and also im smart and funny and like everyone loves me

Sorry:””””(

[thelostmoongazer]

you all dont know tragic yaoi like i do.

[abstractfrog]

Happy 1 year anniversary to Mr Sherlock Holmes! Here's a litttleee celebratory comic from me

[cherryfennec]

Summer Times

Hi! I'm finally back from my two week abroad trip!

[sunsburns]

so I’m back with another request for vi (lmk if you’re no longer interested in taking them) but I was thinking about putting on lipgloss, vi watching you get ready and then asking for some. so she kisses it off of you 🙈

hehehe why am i cheesing and smiling soo much over this req

it’s not the first time you’re getting ready with vi, and it’s definitely not the first time you’re doing your makeup around her. but the way you’re sitting in front of the mirror now, leaning closer to your reflection with your legs tucked beneath you on the floor, has her a little flustered.

her eyes trace every movement you make—the soft brush of your fingers as they adjust your hair, the tilt of your head as you examine your reflection. she notices the way the light catches on your cheekbones, the slight furrow of your brows when you’re focused. her lips twitch, like she’s thinking about saying something but can’t decide if it’s worth it.

vi shifts, the quiet rustle of fabric as she sits cross-legged beside you. her cheek rests on her knee, her sharp blue gaze never leaving you. when you catch her watching, you grin—bright and teasing—before turning back to the mirror, leaving her with the ghost of your smile lingering in her chest.

“what’s that?”

her voice cuts through the quiet. low, curious, and a little smug.

you pause mid-motion, blinking at her in the mirror. “what’s what?”

she straightens, reaching for your hands. her fingers brush yours, tugging the lipgloss wand from your grip. she tilts it between her fingers, inspecting it like it’s the most mysterious thing she’s ever seen.

you blink, bemused. “don’t be stupid, you know what lipgloss is, vi.”

she bites back a grin, her lips twitching as she feigns innocence. “nope. i don’t think i do.”

“i wear it all the time.”

“must be around your other girlfriend,” she snickers, leaning in just enough for her smirk to take up your whole view.

you roll your eyes, though the corners of your mouth betray you, tugging into a smile. “must be,” you quip, turning back to the mirror. the wand glides across your lips in a smooth sweep, the faint scent of vanilla or something sugary hanging in the air. vi watches the way your lips press together after, glossy and soft, catching the light.

you close the tube, the faint click breaking the silence, and glance at her. the breath catches in your throat. she’s leaning so close, her nose nearly brushing yours, her eyes heavy and lingering.

her breath fans across your face, warm and steady. her hand rises, fingers curling gently around the back of your neck. her thumb drags slow and deliberate along the soft skin behind your ear, leaving a faint trail of warmth that sends a shiver down your spine.

she hums, low and thoughtful, furrowing her brows like she’s studying something important. “can’t believe you’re cheating on me.”

“thought you already knew,” you manage, your voice soft, teasing. your grin spreads slowly, toothy and wide, and she mirrors it, a quiet huff of laughter escaping her lips.

“yeah, yeah,” vi mutters, her gaze flicking briefly to your lips, then back to your eyes. “let me get some of that lipgloss.”

your brows shoot up, excitement lighting up your face. “yeah?” you ask, glancing at the scattered tubes in your makeup bag. “what colour? i’ve got pink, brown, some wine red—oh! i could start with clear if you want—”

her hand tightens ever so slightly on your neck, just enough to make you falter. the warmth of her palm steadies you as she pulls you closer, her breath brushing your cheek before her lips meet yours.

the kiss is soft at first, slow and steady, like she’s savouring the moment. her lips are warm against yours, the faintest press of her nose brushing your cheek. there’s the quiet sound of your breath hitching, mingling with the subtle rustle of clothes as she angles herself closer. her thumb strokes absently along your neck, grounding you as her lips move against yours, testing, then pressing more firmly.

when she pulls back just enough to meet your eyes, her gaze is softer now, a flicker of something warm and unguarded that she doesn’t bother hiding.

“tastes sweet,” she murmurs, her lips quirking into a crooked smile.

you can’t help but laugh, your cheeks warm. “it’s the lipgloss.”

“maybe.” her grin grows as her fingers linger at the nape of your neck, brushing your skin like she’s reluctant to let go. “but it’s probably you.”

[zorosdimples]

꒰ ITADORI YUUJI X READER ꒱

minors do not interact—i will block you! cw: gn!reader, rimming (yuuji receiving), male masturbation. note: i have no excuse for this…

“F-fuck,” Yuuji gasps, back bowing off of your shared bed. He strokes himself feverishly, the sticky clicks of his arousal and the loud slurps that tumble from your mouth echoing in the room. “If you keep doing that, I’m gonna—”

You pause your ministrations, a thread of iridescent spit connecting your tongue to your boyfriend’s wet, fluttering hole. When you pull away, the string snaps. You shift to lay your head against his muscular thigh, mischievously rubbing the strip of flesh that rests beneath his sack; he shivers.

“You say that like you don’t want to finish.” A mock-pout graces your slick lips while your hand dances up to his balls, fondling the hot, velvety skin.

“Shit.”

He sucks his teeth. His fist slows as it reaches the base of his thick cock, foreskin pulled back, a fresh bead of pre pearling at his flushed tip. You sit up and lean forward to lap at it, dipping your tongue into his slit. A clammy palm catches your cheek as you taste his desire—rich and tangy; he nibbles his lip and smooths a calloused thumb up your cheekbone.

“Keep going—please.”

You reposition yourself between Yuuji’s strong legs. Slowly, you spread him apart—breath kissing his puckered rim—watching it twitch in anticipation. “Ask me again,” you murmur. His frustrated groan earns him an airy chuckle.

You’re a fucking tease, after all.

The man above you could easily overpower you; he could drag you by the hair and slot your panting mouth right where he wants it, using you to get off.

But he doesn’t. Instead, he yields to you. You may not give him what he wants, but you always give him what he needs.

“Baby please,” he whines, voice ragged with desperation. He looks down at you with heavy lids, his gaze molten amber—liquid gold. Dew shimmers at his temples and mats his blush hairline, and a sliver of pink darts out to dampen his lips. “Needa come so, so bad.”

Yuuji barely gets the words out before you finally swirl your tongue around his hole then slip the muscle inside, allowing him to roll his hips and gently buck against your mouth. Each time his ass makes contact with your face, you both moan, and it’s only a matter of moments before he finishes across his spasming abdomen with a cry.

Boneless, your lover nudges you away with his knees, then pulls you on top of himself, chest damp with sweat and heaving against your own.

“Yuu!” you shriek as his tacky spend oozes between your bodies and smears across your belly. He playfully squeezes your hips, burying his head into the crook of your neck.

“All you should worry about is how ’m gonna return the favor,” he mumbles into your skin. Before you can reply, he flips you over onto your back—showing you that a little mess is the least of your concerns.

[theredviper]

ASTARION ANCUNIN BEING SASSY: 2/?

[asmogorna]

chit chats <3

wanted to draw smth annoyingly and grossly cute with those 2 cus im taking a break from having a more serious artstyle .. last few days have been going rough on me

[its-ate-oclock-somewhere]

Futamono Flower Meaning

So you're telling me that the very night after Will whore Graham sent someone to murder Hannibal simp Lecter, the man created this?!

[themisterhip]

"Let me worship you..."

Fanart inspired by this fanfic (NSFW) made by @theomnicode (READ IT, IS AMAZING ( ⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝)) Also hey, I'm not dead :D (read the notes for info) Have a hot sneak peak:

[darkdragon768]

Various doodles of the Dorito Twins.

I just like to play with them like dolls and put them into situations.

[kindred-spirit-93]

*appears with a note saying "odypen art pls?"*

mwah!

*skidaddles*

russet potato & banana peel <3

[veryaren]

kisses, for the little blond bastard in your disastrous life

and, pretty much immediately afterwards,

[sanasanakun]

People try too hard to make Curly an active participant in Jimmy's abuse. Isn't the whole point that he's passive in everything Jimmy does? Abuse occurs because he actively doesn't do anything? Not to call someone out or be mean, but I saw a post saying Anya's ID being in Curly's locker at the beginning shows that he intended to prevent Anya from filing an HR report and I disagree. I get where that interpretation is coming from, but I think it's a little uncharitable. I don't like being too kind to Curly because he's like...a morally mid dude at best lol But if we're going by the HR report interpretation, I would say it's more likely he requested Anya's ID in order to file an HR report on her behalf. After all, the only way to contact Pony (that we see) is in the cockpit, he's the Captain, and Pony Express sucks bad so I wouldn't put it past them to only allow the Captain to use the communication device thing. As we see before, Curly is the only one able to use tools around the ship that you would think other employees could use (ex. Swansea should be able to use the axe if he's the repair guy. Idk why they'd need an ax but that falls under manual labor which Swansea is designated for as the mechanic/fixer dude. But it has to go through Curly). I never got the vibe that Curly moved to actively protect Jimmy. He just lets things happen without say a word; Jimmy walks all over him, and by extension, the whole crew. I get why people would think that because he gives the whole "Hey Jimmy, we can get through this together, bud" spiel right before the crash. This part interests me a lot because there's so many ways to interpret Curly's intentions there. My interpretation is that Curly is on autopilot mode. The responses seem so stilted in comparison to Jimmy's. Like it's the kind of thing Curly's said before again and again and again when Jimmy's gotten in trouble. However, as others previously pointed out, I don't think Curly ever dealt with Jimmy doing something this irredeemable. He doesn't know how to respond, so he just goes for the default "You've gotten through tough situations before. Work through it one step at a time." Like the response is lame af lol I think he was in shock; he was scared (and just so I can say it one more time: he's super lame).

Anyway, this is way longer than I intended and I've said things a billion people have already stated. But uhhh tldr the whole point of Curly's character is he's passive; he never acts. He just watches. Making him an active participant in the abuse by taking actions to cover for Jimmy (like preventing Anya from filing an HR report) defeats the purpose of his character. He's a bystander.

[flying-cat]

people who undermine the importance of izuku and katsuki's relationship throughout bnha because of "annoying shippers" or because they just don't like katsuki are insane because their relationship is literally so? important??? to the entire story???? katsuki is the deuteragonist of bnha. he was one of the first characters to show up. he was the first other person to know about OFA. so much of the manga is spent showing his development. if you deny his character development and relationship development ("relationship" does not always mean romantic relationship) with izuku, you are quite literally denying a massive part of the series. the manga starts with them and ends with them. you're allowed to dislike him but if you dislike him so much that you, in turn, start hating how izuku is a "punching bag" or a "doormat" for the entire series because he doesn't stay angry and vengeful at people even though a massive part of his character is that he's compassionate and kind even to people who aren't to him or used to not be, and you seriously think that that makes him weak, and you just start to dislike the main two characters of the series, i think you should. idk. stop reading, probably. read the revenge fantasy shit that you obviously want to read. there are like seven million manhwa available to you where the character gets the revenge you so desperately want to see.

[aeb-art]

i thought it'd be cute 🥺💕