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Vincent Price guest stars --
Get Smart; Was This Trip Necessary? (1969)
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A short story of Loki pranking on the Avengers in Simpsons style
Marvel Double Shot #2, 2002
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Avengers (1998) #61
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Ms Marvel found out she was 3 months pregnant in issue 197# of the Avengers, cover date July, 1980. It would later be revealed that she had been abducted and raped by Marcus Immortus. ("Prelude of the War-Devil!", The Avengers 197#, Marvel Comics Event)
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Really good stuff from the just-concluded Wasp series…
#marvel#avengers#the wasp#wasp#janet van dyne#nadia pym#nadia van dyne#unstoppable wasp#edwin jarvis#al ewing#kasha nie#kj diaz#carola borelli#cory petit
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OPEN STARTER:
"Trust me. No one is going to fight harder for you then me. I won't let them make you into something your not."
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— What If Jason stayed with House Stark? [ Agent Carter Fic]
Pairing: Howard Stark & Jason Underwood, Jason Underwood & Maria Stark, Howard Stark x Maria Stark
Characters mentioned: Tony Stark, Edwin Jarvis, Pepper Potts, James Rhodes, Nick Fury, Ana Jarvis, Peggy Carter and Darcy Lewis
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU), Agent Carter
Summary: Jason and Howard had a falling out, both wanting different things and never getting to apologize for their actions. In result, it broke down the family they created for themselves, but what if they didn’t? What if they were able to see Tony grow up and continue work at SHIELD?
Setting: Post-Agent Carter, Pre Iron Man and during the first Iron Man
Warning: Fluff, Angst, and hinting to future MCU projects down the line
Click here to see the previous work
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It hurts. The painful thing about that agreement was there it felt like a little thread was snapped off. They say a break up between you and a girlfriend is hard, but of a friendship? That feels like worsening a open wound.
It’s been days now.
He was at Jarvis’s house in a guest room unpacking up his things and on the phone with his nephew, Tony, to make sure they were still up for a ride to the park. Even if Howard nor himself didn’t want to see each other’s face, still didn’t mean he wasn’t going to speak with his friend and nephew.
He felt bad lying to his kid, saying that he was just going on a break from the house and a small mission afterwards. But he knew he was saving young Tony from heartbreak, hoping things can return back to the way it was.
“So buddy, what else did you do today?” Jason asked into the phone, with a loopy grin hearing his voice.
“Ohh! Me and mommy went to the beach! I made a sandcastle.” Tony said with so much enthusiasm in his voice.
~~~
Downstairs in the workshop center stood two chairs, one empty and the other being occupied by the man of the house. He was tinkering on an old set of equipment and replacing a few tapes from earlier that week.
His mind was running miles a minute, chewing the lower edge of his lips and running a hand across his hair. He couldn’t focused.
He hate to admit but he felt like a missing piece wasn’t clear.
“Howard?”
A voice called out his name. Looking up from his spot at the desk to glance over at the voice. There stood in the doorway listening was his wife. Her blonde curls looked more like waves, as her eyes gently lightened by shiny lights from the hallway.
“Hm?” He responded back, waving for her to come over.
She sat down gently on his lap, running a finger underneath his deep chocolate brown curls.
“Are you coming to bed anytime soon?” Asked Maria with a soften smile.
“Ohhh. Oh um, yeah sure…just trying to crack this..” Howard replies softly with a sad smile that he couldn’t hide from his wife.
“The equation or JJ?”
“What about JJ?”
“Don’t play dumb, Howard..”
He sighed, “…what do you want me to say? Admit that i was harsh on him? That he was right?”
“I think you know the answer to that, honey.” Maria simply replies.
Howard knew that he missed up. They both did. But he’s too much of a mess, to point out the narrative of the situation. He let his friend walk out that door after saying he doesn’t want to ever see him again. To get out of his life. He should’ve stopped him before he left the house.
Jason will always be there for him. But will he forgive him after this?
“I should’ve stopped him..” Howard admitted softly, it came out as a whisper.
“Why didn’t you?” Maria questioned his actions, already knowing the response.
“..I couldn’t admit that he was right. I knew he wouldn’t listen after what i said…”
“You will figure it out.”
“Where is he now?”
“At Jarvis’s house. Be told me he will be moving back to New York soon…”
~~~~
That same weekend, the pair kept crossing over one another at work. Neither one said a word, only a short simple nod to acknowledge one another’s presence in the room. It felt like a headache was coming, this pinging reminder of what happened.
Jason didn’t bother looking at Howard most of the day, finding himself walking away to speak to others about a concept or bumping into Jarvis outside the building. He sighed, rubbing his face in annoyance.
Howard stayed in his office when he wasn’t chatting with his colleagues or having lunch with his friends, such as Hank Pym. Every single time he saw his old friend walk past his side of the floor, he sighed deeply and loudly at the sight.
It felt like a break up where might’ve screwed up their reputations within the group.
As much as their friends didn’t say anything, they felt like something was off in the air. Yeah sure their little group has always been until the end in agreements and tried to make calls to fix things. Plenty of times, Howard fought with Hank Pym where chairs would be thrown across the room.
Some things just couldn’t be fixed but Peggy Carter wasn’t having it today.
She stormed into the room knocking some scene with Jason and Howard, dragging both adult men into a large office to speak together. She would’ve brought bigger guns to the playing field but she didn’t want to bring half of the group into this. Not today.
She stood in the room with her arms crossed, “You two better pull your head out of your asses! I’m sick of this. I’ve seen you fight before plenty of times where you walked out of the bloody building but this?! It’s incredible!”
“Peg—” Howard spoke up but was cut off.
“Ah! I don’t want to hear it. I don’t know what exactly happened here but you two are going to fix it or so god help me.”
“And what else is there to say huh? Peg—” Jason add but this time was cut off by the women.
“OHH! This is much more to say. You will will resolve this bloody issue soon, if it’s the thing you do today.”
Before both men can say an word, Peggy Carter walked out closing the door behind her. Jason rushed to try and open it, but he was too late. Howard sighed muttering something to himself, with his hands on his hips.
Neither said a word to one another, pacing around the room and just sipping on glasses of water that were set in place. There was dead silence that engulfed the area they sat in.
Until a laugh was heard.
It was Howard snickering and scoffing, shaking his head at the situation. Jason gave him a odd looking muttering to himself at the moment.
“What’s so funny?” He asked with a soft glare, not realizing this was the first word he has spoken to the man in days.
“This.” Howard simply said, waving his hand around to emphasize the meaning of his word, “Peg, trapped us here and we’re acting like complete morons to her.”
“Well can you blame her? I’ve not been in the best mood lately…you know why.”
“Let’s just try to get out, okay?”
“No. She wants to talk and we will..i hope.”
“What is there to talk about?”
“Howard…”
He felt a headache coming on from just the way he said it. Jason stayed silent, taking another sip of his drink and lightly chuckled at the cheesy ridiculousness of the situation.
“You see it! It’s funny.” Howard exclaimed with a half smile, pointing out the chuckle he just heard and sighed, “…look. I’m not good at this time, alright?”
Jason scoffed jokingly adding a small, “You know that’s right..sorry go on.”
“Uhhhh! Ok here it goes! I-i why is this so hard to say?!”
“Say it with your chest.”
“Do i have to?”
“Do you want to get out of here or not?”
“Oh god, fine! But you have to say your truth then!..uh i screwed up…”
“Look who’s learning!..and?”
“What do you want me to say? That i screwed up and you were right this whole time?”
“I think you just admitted it..”
“I did not!”
“Oh yes you did!”
“Jason!”
“Howard.”
Both men sent glares to one another however they couldn’t help but let out a chuckle. Sure they were pissed off, fumbling and fuming over the agreement with one another. There’s pride and ego always get the best of them.
It was hard for Howard to admit when he’s greatly wrong about something and it’s hard for Jason to admit when he clearly hears something then overstepped.
“Uh, look man, i’m sorry..i messed up, I didn’t mean everything i said in the lab, okay?” Jason said, rubbing a hand across his face with such seriousness and sincerity in his eyes.
“You called you a huge jerk, JJ! You said I was practically a poor excuse of a parent and I didn’t think of anything but my work!” Howard exclaimed taking a seat across from the table, feeling defensive.
“Because you don’t! I work just as much as you do, but that doesn’t mean I don’t have time to spend with our family and friends. I’ve seen the man you’ve become and I don’t like it. I overstepped when I mentioned it earlier..”
“You’re not getting it. I’m doing the right thing here!”
“No, I get it! I do understand it, but you don’t.”
“Everything I do is for our family, you know that! Not once have I thought I’m not giving you, Maria or Tony the best life I could. It’s why always i fight and invest time in my experiments.”
“Answer me this then. When was the last time you’ve gotten caught up watching a film with us? Or shown Tony the lab?”
“He’s not allowed in there. And I’m too busy for that, ask Peg she can tell you. I don’t have time for that.”
“That’s my point. You don’t make time for anyone else but yourself.”
“Uh, excuse me?!”
“I said once I say again, your mind is one of the most incredible things about you, and it has been transferred over to Tony. He’s a smart kid. He just wants to spend some time with you. Me and Peggy want to spend some time with you!”
“I don’t have—”
Howard cut himself off greatly with a sigh and placed his head in his hands. He grumbles underneath his breath, hating to admit when he’s wrong but he knew that he is. He’s not the same man he once was all those years ago and doesn’t intend to go backwards to fix it all.
Both men went slapping insults, excuses and explanations, back and forth like it was a battlefield. One would’ve laughed if they weren’t trying to make a point to one another, wanting to leave this room.
Howard felt like he couldn’t breathe as he huffed, “What do you want me to do? I’m not changing who i am now, JJ. I just started watching the world change and i want to be there to see it.”
“I’m..uhh, i don’t know, I don’t expect you to change anything. But i do know one thing. You’re a good man and a smart one, you’ll figure out. I just believe that i screw up and we need to fix this..” Jason admitted with a sigh, rubbing his temple.
“How?”
“Take it from someone who knows time is special and should be well spent, I think you need a break. Take some time off…”
“I don’t know if i can..and I don’t want to fight anymore. I’ve haven’t slept in days or ate well either thinking about the times I’ve lied to make myself feel better..”
Jason scoffed, “I’ve barely had a chance to process everything i said that day..I can’t sleep. I couldn’t remember the last time i ate well..I’m tired of not feeling good…”
“I’m sorry i let you walk out..I shouldn’t have said that you should leave, because I didn’t think you would..”
“It’s alright. I think the best course of action is to reevaluate our relationship..”
“It’s gonna take time.”
“I have all the time in the world.”
Howard chuckled, “Ain’t that right.”
Each took their turns talking about what happened, how they left horrible and hoping to try to path up their issues. It felt like a long talk, 45 minutes of silence with a mix chatter between both sides. But there was still so much to talk about later on...
They stood up shaking hands, ready to get out of the room before Jason pulled him in for a hug. Howard hesitated to return the hug but for what’s it’s worth, he felt good hugging his friend back.
Howard hugged him like it’s his last day on earth and stayed there in his best friends arms with a smile as Jason returns the hug with a matching smile.
They missed each other deeply. It was sorta hilarious, how much time they spent without seeing another and the complaints from one each other about it. But it was simple really, they’re friends.
No matter what happens. Things stayed true for the pair. Respect, care, loyalty and a basic sense of love.
Despite everything they love each other like brothers, treat one another like a good friend and always respect their relationship like a pair of lovers.
The two left the room, decided to have lunch together and head back home. Howard was supposed to drive him back home to his house but took a short detour. He drove up to his house with a smile and his friend gave him an odd look, recognizing what he meant.
The moment they enter the house, Maria greeted both of her boys with loving arms gently kisses both their faces. The trio talked about their current living conditions and where they stand, until the pattern footsteps of the little man of the house came into view.
Little Tony Stark was wearing his NASA shirt and jeans, holding up his toy hammer with a smile climbing into his mama’s lap. She showered him in kisses.
His eye lighten up after seeing his second favorite person in the room, climbing out of his mother’s lap into his uncles. Jason smiled at the sight. Howard chuckled ruffled his son’s hair seeing the pure smile on his face, then leaned down to kiss his wife.
“Ewwww!!” Tony squeals covering his eyes.
—//—
Years went on, arguments came and went, simple small adjustment were made by their families rules and regulations came across to how everyone acted. Howard became a little comfortable and softer with his son letting him learn more from his father. Jason worked between units of SHIELD and other jobs, being care to watch his mouth every now and then. Or else Peggy would’ve smacked the living hell out of them.
Sadly Maria and Howard died, leaving their son in the care of his godmother Peggy Carter and uncle Jason Underwood. Along with Jarvis and his lovely wife Ana. So he was cared for, but still annoyed with his father. Something Tony would never let down is proving himself to be good or even greater than his father.
Peggy stayed in and out of SHIELD work meanwhile Jason retired from his office. He still kept tabs on the organization but decided to stay away after a few incidents resulting in his responses or concerns being blown over his head.
~~~~
Currently he road up to the Stark Mansion, stepping out of his black cherry sports car and pulling out his sunglasses to see the beauty of the sight, after being gone for too long. He half smiled at the redesigns he added to the front of the house.
He greeted Pepper at the door, giving him a small hug and a kind kiss on the cheek. He handed her a bag of donuts and a freshly made cup of coffee he ordered just for her.
“You didn’t need to get me anything, J.” She replied with a smile, looking into the bag to see her favorite set of donuts.
“You deserve a sweet treat every once in a while, doll.” He added, chuckling looking over his shoulder at the small mess.
“Oh I’m sorry about the confusion and mess..”
“Oh no, it’s fine honey. Just didn’t expect this house to be so quiet at this time and hour…?”
“Ah, well you know where he is. Hasn’t come out of his lab since yesterday and I’m scared to check.”
“That’s what I’m here for. Go ahead and enjoy the coffee before it gets cold.”
Pepper thanked him, grateful to have him in her life and feeling lucky to see him around the house again. She left to the kitchen counter to enjoy her donuts and coffee in peace, she knew Tony was tinkering down there and it possibly involves some kind of new crazy investment of technological enhancements. Building a suitable way to help the people, according to him.
Jason step down the stairs being greeted by their A.I. Jarvis, who announced his presence to the center of the lab, which he thanked him for. Once he landed on the final step and stood underneath the doorframe his jaw dropped drastically.
“What the hell?!” He yelled seeing the sight.
There stood Tony Stark removing himself from a set of metal plates and holding a helmet in his hands, having DUMMY hold up a few more items for him. Next to the man in place was a human size action figure looking suit, in deep golden yellow and hot rod red.
The room was filled with metallic gray plates, tools left and right, a diagram model of suits and thrown out gloves. As well plenty of other things just landed across the lab. 
Tony looked up with a soft smile and shrug, “Let’s face it, this isn’t the worse thing you caught me doing.”
“What the hell are you doing?” He asked walking into the lab, his eyes wondering over to the suit looking very confused.
“I’m building a suit, isn’t it obvious?”
“Tony.”
“After everything that happened lately and seeing what my weapons have accomplished, I don’t like it. So I figured I’d do something about it.”
“And a iron suit is your answer? I’m sorry son, but I need a better explanation. Please.”
“This suit will help me save civilians and undo the damage I’ve caused. My weapons and the way the world is becoming, I think it needs a change. Help people..”
“A heroic path?”
“Yeah. Or that’s at least what I’m trying to do.”
“..okay.”
“Okay?”
“Is Jarvis in the suit? And it fully charged with sensors to brace for impact?”
Tony smirked and nodded.
Jason was scared out of his mind about this idea, fearing he might get himself hurt, but he knew he couldn’t stop him from doing this. The least he can do is make sure he was safe.
Little did he know that this would be the start of Iron Man becoming a new hero, his possible return to SHIELD with Agent Coulson showing up and his way to enforcing his placement back into the new world. He wasn’t ready for the new faces he would met along the way either.
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From Avengers Inc. #001, “The Man Who Wasn’t There”
Art by Leonard Kirk and Alex Sinclair
Written by Al Ewing
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[The Mighty Avengers #32]
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Essential Avengers: Avengers #306: There is a FIRE Down Below
August, 1989
Can even the SUB-MARINER withstand the brutal attack of the LAVA MEN?
Well, he's got a type advantage?
Attacking him in the ocean was maybe not the best idea.
I don't know why the disembodied Avengers heads are so distraught that Namor is beating up Lava Men. Maybe they're upset because they can't see his abs from where they are...
Anyway.
Last time on Avengers: Captain America unilaterally declared every Avenger is an Avenger and there's only one Avengers team, the one he's in charge of.
Everyone was fairly supportive of this.
Except for the Lava Men who hoisted Avengers Island into the sky and then trapped Captain America, Black Panther, Thor, She-Hulk, and Giglamesh in a lava ball and rolled them into the ocean.
This time: the ocean.
Namor is swimming around in the ocean, just enjoying his life, hanging out with his finny friends, definitely not looking for his dead monster wife's monster babies at all, when some dolphins tell him that there's bad shit going on with the Avengers.
So even though Namor was JUST THERE, he turns around to check things out. Even though the water gets oddly warm. Did someone pee the entire ocean?
No?
It's just the giant column of lava, still glowing cherry hot despite all this ocean around? A flagrant violation of physics? Okay.
The column is made up of just tons of lava men and many break off the column to attack Namor.
He punches them a lot, declaims about how cool he is, smacks some Lava Men with a Lava Man, and swims around really fast to make a whirlpool.
But despite his sea-strengthened limbs, Namor notices what the Avengers noticed last time. There's a lot of the Lava Men and they tend to just reform from damage.
Then the Rock Sphere o' Avengers drops into the ocean. It disrupts the whirpool Namor was working on. And so distracts him that the Lava Men are able to dog pile on and engulf him.
The pile of Lava Men with Namor in the center walks over and starts fusing with the giant stone sphere.
Meanwhile, in the sphere, the Avengers are still hammering away at the insides.
But even though the inner layer is rock and the outer layer is rock, there's a gooey lava middle layer.
Every time the Avengers manage to make a hole, lava oozes in and hardens.
Then a hole opens up by itself and poops out Namor.
He's all pink and dehydrated and unconscious.
I assume the Lava Men pile steamed him before tossing him in with the others.
Thor jams his arm in the Namor hole before it has a chance to close but it just pinches shut on his shoulder.
Then as if it that weren't bad enough, the sphere starts rolling again.
Thor gets mad and breaks his arm free. Which creates a big crack in the prison. Which is immediately sealed shut by lava.
All in all, things aren't going super great for this new Avengers group.
Up in Avengers Island, Jarvis tries to call for help.
The good thing about Captain America declaring all Avengers is Avengers is that you can just call in more help when a giant lava spire lifts your HQ out of the ocean.
The West Coast Avengers are still returning to the west coast from the meeting. They make a big U-turn back towards the East.
Also, various interpersonal dramas make it hard to pin down when in the West Coast Avengers this is set.
Hawkeye already ragequit and took over the Great Lakes Avengers. Tigra is in the Quinjet with the other West Coast Avengers but she doesn't seem taken over by cat instincts. Vision is his traditional red, not all white. Everyone has metal should pads for some reason.
Its weird that the Avengers books can't keep consistent when the same Byrne is writing them both.
Back with Jarvis, the room starts tilting.
He turns on the outside surveillance cameras that can even scan under the base despite it being an idea.
Now that the Lava Men have the Avengers, the ones making up the giant pillar are crumbling away.
Why, Avengers Island is probably going to fall soon!
In the Orb o' Avengers, Gilgamesh goes non-responsive in order to go into an Eternal coma to better withstand the rigors of orb life.
She-Hulk points out that Captain America and Black Panther don't have any powers so how the heck are they doing in the hazardous orb environment?
Cap non-answers by just saying "I'll worry about myself when there's time, She-Hulk."
Since the orb seems to have come to a stop, Cap asks Thor to try to punch an exist if he's up to it.
Thor cautions that it'll probably be wasted effort. But "Thor is ever ready to try anything, Avenger!"
Thor starts punching a hole in the stone, the stone starts sealing over his arm. Same old story. This time, though, She-Hulk joins in.
Thor will punch a hole through the stone. She-Hulk will punch the rock so it can't reform between Thor punches.
And with this strategy, they make progress.
She-Hulk suddenly realizes that if they're still underwater, punching through is going to lead to a rush of seawater into their predicament.
Thor hears her concerns but also proceeds anyway, punching his fist out into free air.
So they're on dry land, if they can only get out to it!
Then Thor gets consumed by the juicy lava filling. Not that its dangerous to him. Remember the Lava Men story this is referencing? Thor just sank into lava with his usual stoic pout.
Thor tells the others not to save him and lets himself be pulled into the lava. And Captain America backs up his decision because Thor is never foolhardy.
OH YEAH
His big plan was just to let himself be drawn to the center of the orb's wall and then go ham.
Meanwhile, some new plot thread.
An old man loses track of his time while reading the newspaper and then old man ambles over to check the science machine he's been working on.
A science machine that could leave a crater where Cresskill is supposed to be if old man messes up.
That's a potent science machine.
Why not get into potato clocks, sir?
Meanwhile, the Avengers find themselves deep within the bowels of the Earth. The Earth has so many bowels and yet does so little digestion.
Captain America points out that as deep as they appear to be, the pressure should turn them into primary colored goo but She-Hulk tells Cap not to sweat the science. She's more worried about how Namor is all burned and dehydrated.
So Thor bonks Mjolnir on the ground and summons a rainstorm.
He can do that. The weather is his friend.
(And really, the only thing that stopped him from doing it sooner was not enough open air.)
Namor instantly rouses because comic book people with water based metabolism rehydrate like sponges. And he instantly flies into a rage based on the last thing he remembers. But Captain America tells him to clam down and Namor instantly listens to his ol' Nazi punching buddy.
The Prince of Abslantis asks where the heck they are and Captain America reiterates his observation that they seem like they're pretty deep into the Earth and yet the pressure hasn't turned them into goo.
Then Jinku, Witchdoctor of the Lava Men shows up and tells them that they're not goo because he chooses for them not to be goo.
That's nice of him. Although he also calls them his prisoners.
(In a funny bit, he tells them not to bother trying to remember if they've met him before because they won't remember him, only for Captain America to instantly go "I remember you." Jinku isn't reading his audience very well.)
Captain America says he thought the Avengers and Lava Men settled their beef but Jinku tells them there's new beef.
WHY, THE AVENGERS HAVE BROUGHT UPON THE DESTRUCTION OF THE LAVA MEN!
Captain America is skeptical because the Avengers haven't interacted with Lava Men for... a while.
So Jinku Explains It All.
Before the Lava Men were Lava Men, they were a subterranean human-ish race called the Gortokians who worshipped a demonic looking god called Cha'sa'dra, "most powerful of the underworld pantheon."
One day, their worship of Cha'sa'dra pays off when the dude himself appears. As a reward for their devotion, Cha'sa'dra turns the Gortokians into immortal men made out of molten stone. Lava Men, you might say.
Cha'sa'dra hung around to enjoy being worshipped. Maybe relatedly, the former Gortokian civilization sank into primitive barbarism. It's gotta be him because there's no other suggested factor.
Anyway, the day came when Cha'sa'dra just fucked off with no explanation.
They got an explanation later. That Cha'sa'dra was summoned by another god (N'astirh) to take part in a war against the surface (Inferno).
The important takeaway is that Cha'sa'dra was one of the nameless demons the Avengers mowed down during their Inferno tie-in issues.
Except, he wasn't nameless. His name was Cha'sa'dra. And whoops, his turn men to lava men spell had no ontological inertia. When he died, the Lava Men lost their lava and their immortality.
Hundreds of former Lava Men instantly died of being way too old. The only ones that survived were Jinku and his acolytes. Thanks to manipulating the magic of Cha'sa'dra, they were protected from instantly aging to death.
But instead of aging, Jinku's acolytes turned to stone. Living but unmoving.
"The process of their minds slowed to such a point ten thousand years might pass before they formed a whole thought!"
Dark.
So Jinku is the last guy both alive and not trapped in a living hell.
Jinku: "This is what you brought to my people, you who call yourselves Avengers! You who consider yourselves champions of all that lives! You slaughtered all but a handful, and condemned the rest to an eternal living death! For this, you deserve no better than agonizing death!" Captain America: "I'm not going to pretend we Avengers were not instrumental in the death of your god... But what you have to understand is that Cha'sa'dra lied to you! He was no great god. He was a minor demon. A tiny part of the horde that attacked." Jinku: "SILENCE! INFIDELS! If there were a punishment greater than death, I would now condemn you to it! I would see your souls writhe in torment till the end of time, for your blasphemy!!"
Telling the truth was not the best policy this time, Cap.
Although, the death of his entire race probably made him unwilling to hear any explanation or excuse.
I think maybe you have to kick him in the lava junk until he calms down.
Anyway, Jinku does have a punishment in mind for the Avengers.
DEATH BY LAVA EXPY OF CHA'SA'DRA!
And since the Avengers were all standing in one easily punched row, he punches them all in a row.
You'd think that this would set Captain America and probably Black Panther on fire. Thank god lava doesn't work like lava in fiction.
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Fan Cast: Hawkeye (2003-2004), 6
Hawkeye/Clint Barton - Scott Eastwood
Edwin Jarvis - Pip Torrens
T'Challa - Aldis Hodge
Hank Pym - John Krasinski
Janet Van Dyne - Allison Williams
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Oh, Poor Reverend. This wedding will not be peaceful. At least Doctor Doom doesn't hijack this one (like he did the FFs), but possibly an even dumber menace hijacks it: the circus of crime. (Avengers #60):
#the avengers#avengers#fantastic four#ff#no superhero wedding is peaceful apparently#which i guess makes sense#the wasp#janet van dyne#hank pym#henry pym#yellowjacket#edwin jarvis#marvel#marvel comics#marvel universe#reading comics
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After snapping out of the brainwashing; Janet Van Dyne, Nadia Van Dyne/Pym and Edwin Jarvis have a reunion in the mindscape.
Wasp #4, 2023
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Avengers #154 (Conway/Perez, Dec 1976). Okay, Steve, that’s… actually pretty solid banter. Attuma takes advantage of Namor’s absence and conspires to pit the Avengers against the Avenging Son of Atlantis.
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God MCU characters are so sanitized compared to their comic book counterparts. MCU Thanos is so fucking boring compared to how he was in the comics, it’s so painful that everyone loves his movie version.
#death has no personification so thanos’s entire motive and to change and they couldn’t come up with one that actually made sense#scarlet witch and quicksilver have no connection to magneto#ego is a celestial#asgardians are just aliens#bucky is lame and they never embraced the sidekick thing#vision is just jarvis#ultron has no connection to hank pym#spider-man is just iron lad#what’s the fucking point
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Iconic stuff from Busiek and Perez!
#marvel#kurt busiek#george perez#avengers#earth’s mightiest heroes#al vey#tom smith#heroes return#Captain America#steve rogers#the wasp#janet van dyne#hank pym#giant man#Thor#iron man#tony stark#edwin jarvis
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