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notjustpictures ¡ 8 months ago
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1st quarter reflections. I’m just going with the flow. I’ve become more religious & it’s helped with feelings of anxiety. I trust Allah so much, even if bad things happen I think of how much worse it could’ve been and maybe what I wanted would’ve been detrimental fr. Also my year of community is coming in SCRONG, I used to say I don’t like people but we all knew I was lying. I’ve surrounded myself with so much love & I can feel myself healing. The feeling of being kind with no ulterior motives is top tier. I can definitely do better, but I have been able to see the best in people. I assume, Allah sees us in the same way (another way I feel more connected to my Lord). I’m still afraid of being perceived. Lol a 19 year old called me (22) old?? But honestly, vibes because all my experiences make me wiser. I know me at 19 and me at 22 are completely different minds. I also got a nice luh tan from being in the muthaland & I’m not afraid of the dark (only actual sun damage lol). What else…
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hexitca ¡ 10 months ago
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Dammit...
So I found my old CD player (had it since I was a tween lol) and the 2 CDs I kept but the phone jack doesn't work but the line out port does but only one headphone works (I tested it with others and it was the same.)
It plays but idk for how long bc the volume doesn't turn up, maybe bc I'm using the line out port but idk. Damn I was really excited.
lol it's 2am I better go to bed but I'll be tossing this and going to buy a new CD player off ebay
I'm so happy that out of all the CDs I kept Devil May Cry Anime Ost and Chrono Crusade Ost lol
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Lol the chrono crusade info booklet is in Japanese so baby me wrote the songs out haha I'll keep that 🤣
Oh look at the DMC anime booklet. I was a little older getting the DMC anime ost compared to chrono crusade but ugh I love it so much
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Lol memories of me popping these bad boys in and jamming out.
Tumblr wasnt a thing so i didn't have anything for fandoms so I would go to fan sites hosted on angelfire or LiveJournal (mainly for chrono crusade) while DMC idk I clearly had an interest but I don't remember trying to scronge the internet for DMC. Maybe bc it was a video game (and I was 14 when the anime came out but didn't watch it until much later plus my hyperfixation on chrono crusade and other things) who knows. Think I got the DMC anime CD at 17 yrs old or up.
I remember finding the chrono crusade CD on a Japanese website that would sell to the US (wasnt Amazon lol) and my mom got it for me lol
Crazy
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madame-mongoose ¡ 2 years ago
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yorkshirelarrie ¡ 2 years ago
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I'm laughing at yours and @tommosgun discussing savory pancakes and it being a basic Yorkshire pudding batter because my great great granddad moved from Sheffield to Derby and always complained that Yorkshire pudding was served with a main meal where as he was always brought up with Yorkshire pudding filled with jam or fruit and cream because it was a pudding.
It drove him crazy, he eventually gave in when he met and married my great great nan who compromised by doing 2 lots of Yorkshire puddings with each meal.
This was past down through our family and we're still making 2 lots. At Christmas I put mincemeat in them and my eldest son puts cold custard. We've tried Jelly and blancmange too.
I just feel it's way too versatile to just overlook using it either way.
And although it's 9.30ish I'm going to try savory pancakes with whatever I can scronge in the back of fridge.
So thank you for the pancake poll, @tommosgun input and the great family memories of sweet Yorkshire puddings 💕
I love this anon, thank you! it's so nice how it's brought back lovely memories for us. love that you kept both traditions alive and have them the two different ways. we have the controversy round here that some want their yorkshire pud as a starter (with gravy of course) and others want to have it with the roast dinner. I'll have it either, or both - can't have enough puds in my opinion! I also have them with all my sunday dinners, not just when it's roast beef. traditionalists will frown at this but why deprive ourselves of the fluffy, doughy goodness.
did you manage to make some savoury ones? what went in them? @tommosgun added some pics of there's and they look delicious.
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dead-air-radio ¡ 6 months ago
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I finally scronged up enough to get 2month at the rec center so I can use their gym for summer I'm so happy
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eldritchaccident ¡ 3 months ago
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[pm] As you should, just the right amount of seriousness. Don't think you could babes.
Decisions are the bane of my existence. Its part of why I miss being able to shape shi-- Well, more for you if other people get scrongged out by the sog. Ohohooo, maybe a little rosemary and garlic, with just a hint of spice?? Hell yeah. We should cook together sometime!
He's so powerful, his spite could take over the world (if we just told him he couldn't)
[pm] [user would love one of those]
Thanks babe, I will take this very seriously, as I take all things always. I can't fail you. Like I
I looove the cronch don't get me wrong. It's not an either or situation, (like I, a bisexual, could ever choose :/) I just prefer the sog. RIGHT! Think of the potato soaking up all the flavors of the sauces! That's a must! Give me a nice little sauce on top of my fries. You cook, right? I'm like, always looking to try new recs.
I believe in him, actually. That's so true.
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sunshinexlollipops ¡ 6 years ago
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okay, that post about the super strong dude who lifted a car out of a ditch? Tell me that wouldnt be modern day Arthur. like seriously ~💚
“Need a Lift?”
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It’s a dark and stormy night, the blizzard that you’ve been trying to trek through rages on overhead.
You’re almost out of gas, and the nearest town is about five miles up the road. What should be an easy drive is hell, your tires losing their grip in the countless inches of piling snowdrifts and ice.
You only wanted to get home, and it’s a wish that barely outweighs the massive amount of regret you feel for trying to grant it to yourself.
You car slides, and your hands grip onto your steering wheel tightly as your poor car groans and begins to steer off the road, gliding over the snow that’s iced over like it’s skating.
“No no no no!”
Your bumper becomes friends with a rather thick snowdrift, and you feel your car sink as its front tires go past the edge of the road.
Shifting angrily into reverse, you attempt to get your car situated, but all it earns you is your wheels spinning uselessly and a nasty sense of desperation that starts to cling to you.
After a few minutes of trying, you stop, knowing you’ll only be wasting what little precious gas you have left on chasing after the impossible.
There’s no other way to put it.
You’re stuck.
Smacking your hand against the steering wheel, tears prick at your eyes as you try to look outside in the torrent of swirling white flakes. They coat your windows, but you can barely make out the extent of the road, at how it’s nearly buried under the ever piling snow.
“Fuck,” you breathe, and you look to your phone, swallowing harshly, “Please, have a god damn signal!”
At the top corner of your phone, you can see the symbol as clear as day— no service.
“God damnit!”
Of course. Of course you had to push the issue despite all the warnings from the news and anyone who happened to pass you by. This was the worst blizzard in years for this area, and you had the amazing idea to chance traveling in it because what? You’d rather go home and watch Netflix there instead of the safety of a hotel room?
God. You’re such an idiot. . .
But, you’re not stupid enough to know that walking out in this, even if the next town over with a gas station is five miles off, would be the last thing you need to do.
You’re just a little notch above empty, and if you manage to use it just right, you might be able to make this last bit of gas work until someone hopefully comes down the road as stupidly as you did.
And as you bear down in your seat, so begins the wait.
About an hour passes, and you’re quickly growing more and more fearful as what little light managed to work it’s way through the storms begins to dwindle into darkness.
The lights to your car are on, but with your headlights stuck in snow and your back ones more than likely coated in snow, there’s no telling if someone will be able to catch them glowing from the side of the road.
You look down, the gauge to your gas almost entirely on “E.”
“God, I’m gonna fucking die out here.”
As you lament, you nearly miss the glowing light coming up the road. But as soon as you notice, you freak out, spazzing and nearly flailing out of the car as you attempt to get out at the appearance of headlights.
The cold is biting as you emerge from your car, your legs sinking down into the deep snow as you force your way into what you hope is the driver’s sight. Waving your hands, you yell, your voice nearly lost over the shrill sound of the wind as it gusts.
The car, or more specifically a god damn tow truck, seems to slow to a stop, and you breathe out, thanking whoever or whatever is listening for coming through.
The truck stops completely, and the driver door opens, a man dropping from the seat and down onto the snow-laden ground to approach you.
“You stuck?”
His country baritone is audible over the storm, and you nod, breathing out as he approaches, and you can see how thick all of his winter clothing is, with most of his face obscured by a black scarf and the tips of his ears red under his cowboy hat.
You almost wanna say something, but then again, he’s your knight in a shining, blue denim coat, so you’ll take anything at this point— long as it’s not a creep or serial killer.
“Yes,” you breathe, your breath coming out in a pale cloud as you gesture to your poor sedan, “I’m almost outta gas too, thank god you came when you did!”
“Storms like this could easily kill ya if you ain’t careful. You’re lucky I was comin’ back from a call from someone else bravin’ the storm,” he walks over to your sedan, looking it over from where it’s lodged into the snow, “Looks like you’re just a little off the road. A good pull should get ya out.”
You try to ignore some of the scrathing judgement he offered— last thing you want to do is run off the one man who could save your ass. Besides, he has a point. And if anything, he’s just giving the words in your head a different voice.
And a country accent.
God, you were legit in the northeast? How did he end up here?
Well, very easily. But it’s nevertheless odd as he goes over to the front of your car.
“Get in,” he orders, “I need you to shift her to neutral and hold the steering wheel for me.”
Nodding, you go back to your door, opening it and going to sit inside.
As instructed, you grab the gear shift and slide your poor baby into neutral. You feel the car lurch some, almost rolling further into the snowbank and you glance at the man, wondering if that was going to help things. He makes a stop motion, and you realize then that he was telling you to brake to keep that from happening.
“Whoops,” you mutter, and press down on the pedal to keep your car from slipping any further.
The man then leans down gripping your bumper and lifting. And to your surprise, you feel the front of your car begin to go upward.
Eyes wide, you watch as the bastard managed to give you a thumbs up.
And your foot falls away from the brake like your bottom jaw as it falls open.
The car jolts some as he sets your sedan back on the road like it was merely a toy car, and braces both gloves hands on the hood to begin pushing you back. Your car rolls dutifully under his ministration, and your left astounded as you take in what this man has managed to do.
And then, he lifts up, holding his hand flat with his palm facing you, and you quickly catch your brakes again.
With the car freed and stopped, the man steps around the hood to come to you door, and you roll down the window.
“You said you were almost outta gas?”
“Yes,” your voice is oddly calm for the amount of confusion you feel.
“Okay, I’ll tow you. Town is about five miles up. Got a shit station but it’s better than runnin’ on empty in a storm like this.”
You nod, “Sounds great...”
“Okay. Just hold onto that brake and I’ll get you hooked up.”
He steps away from your window, and you roll it back up as he heads to his truck. He quickly jumps in, using what little road is left open to pull around you and position his truck. He aligns them perfectly, backing up close enough to start the process, and then jumps out of his truck and motions for you to roll the window down again.
“Pull forward a bit,” he instructs.
You do so, stopping once he lifts his hand.
And then, he gets to work.
Working the straps over your tires and getting the jack underneath, your car teeters a bit as he moves it.
You’re beyond curious, wondering how the hell this hick who appeared out of nowhere was able to lift your car.
You glance towards the glovebox, and allow your interest to get the better of you.
Opening it, you pull out your manual, looking for the basic information listed about the vehicle and finding the number that you were wondering about so much.
Base weight of vehicle — 2,612 LBS
You gape yet again, but this time, you look out to see the man waving at you once again.
All but dropping the manual down into your lap, you swallow, rolling your window down again to hear what he has to say.
“Shift it into neutral, then hop out.”
“Excuse me?”
“It’s gotta be in neutral so I can tow it, and it’s not safe to be in a car that’s being towed like this,” he explains, “‘Sides, if you’re almost outta gas as you are, you would freeze on the way back.”
“Oh. Okay.”
Doing as instructed, you manage to shift your car into the proper gear right as your engine sputters and coughs.
“Oh.”
“Come on. The cab of my truck is warm.”
You step outside, shutting the car door behind you and following after the man. Splitting off near the tailgate, you walk towards the cab of the car while he lingers behind.
“I’ll get this hooked up. Just make yourself comfortable.”
Nodding, you continue on your way.
The inside of the cab is rather bare bones. Nothing messy nor telling of the man, really. All except for a little horseshoe keychain that hangs from his rear view mirror.
Chortling under your breath, you lean against the passenger door, setting your face on your hand. Figures you’d find out nothing more than he likes trinkets as country as him.
It doesn’t take the man long, but he’s soon entering the cab, the icy wind causing you to shiver lightly as he settles himself, knocking some snow onto the upholstery.
You watch as he sheds the black scarf obscuring his face, and your jaw continues it’s habit of dropping as you take in his face.
This man... he’s a god damn snacc.
He seems to sense your state, and slowly, his eyes move over to you, narrowing as he takes in the blush on your cheeks and the overall “deer in a beautiful man’a headlights” expression you’re sporting.
“You okay?”
“Me? Oh I’m fine.”
Oh but goddamn isn’t he fine too—
“How long were you stuck?” he asks, knocking you back out of your thoughts before that train could travel further south.
“About an hour or so,” at the memory of your situation, you do sober a little as the tow truck lurches into motion, “I honestly thought I was gonna freeze out here.”
“Well, thankfully that didn’t happen.”
The man steers the truck into what you figure used to be the correct lane in the road. But everything is buried in white, and you couldn’t tell where the asphalt ended and the ditch you got stuck in began.
Then again, this man was seemingly able to lift a three ton car so what else could possibly be impossible for him?
And so, to entertain yourself for the small drive, you ask, “You lift often?”
The man quirks an eyebrow in your direction, but doesn’t fully look at you.
“I guess,” he pauses, “Why are you askin’ anyway?”
Maybe because you practically deadlifted my car?
You shrug, “I’m nosy.”
He huffs, but doesn’t press the issue further.
After all, if he could do that to your car, what could he do to you?
Which— . . .
Oh.
Oh.
The redness on your cheeks is completely unrelated to the cold. But there is no need for anyone to know that.
As the man takes the curve, he hums, “Name’s Arthur, by the way. Figure that is usually what people tend to ask instead of whether or not I go to the gym.”
Arthur. Oh.
You expected something different.
Like Cletus.
Something befitting and not... normal.
“Yeah well, I have priorities.”
“Like driving out into a blizzard in a Toyota like a dumbass?”
Snapping, you make finger guns at him, “Precisely.”
“You know, ain’t nothin’ really worth goin’ through a storm like this for,” he says, shaking his head, “I hope you learned to just wait it out instead of trying to force the issue. Not everyone gets as lucky as you do.”
“Yes. I’m quite aware of how dumb my desire to go home is,” you mutter, and when he sends you a look, you huff, rolling your eyes lightly as you add, “I’m serious.”
“You seem to take it seriously.”
“Oh, I was before I saw your little happy ass rolling down the road. I prayed— and last time I did that I was begging for strep to just kill me right then and there.”
As Arthur glances at you, staring for as long as he can before he has to refocus on the drive, you can feel the judgement in his stare.
“You’re goddamn strange.”
“Says the man who lifted my car up and held it with one hand!” you blurt.
Blinking, you settle back into your seat, the air in the cab growing awkward.
Arthur doesn’t say anything else, but your heart races a bit, and the seatbelt crossing your chest almost feels like a death trap as he drives ahead.
You regret saying anything, even if unintentionally. It was weird and strange, and while you had no idea how the man was able to manage such a feat, he was helping you.
It was like someone having a very large and distinct mole on their face. It was obvious. Sooooo obvious.
And here you had to go, pointing it out as you did.
You should’ve become a popsicle. It’s what you deserve.
“Town is just up this corner,” he mutters.
Just as he said, as his truck takes the turn, you see the glorious lights of civilization like beacons of hope in the dark.
“Oh thank god,” you breathe, nearly pressing your face against the window with the relief you feel at seeing them.
And there, right before you pass over into town, is a small sign.
WELCOME TO
V A L E N T I N E
Population 200
“I’ve never heard of this place.”
“It’s a small town. Kinda nestled away. Most people pass through, but we got a hotel in case people stay,” Arthur informs you as he pulls up to the saving grace that is this rundown, one-pump gas station, “You should probably stay until the storm clears.”
“I probably should...” you murmur, knowing you may not be as lucky if you gave this trek another good old college try.
You dropped out, after all. Should’ve been a sign.
“I can fill up one of my gas cans and put some into your car. Just enough to get you off my towing gear and up to a pump.”
“Okay.”
“Did you want anything from the station?”
Looking over to the dimly lit interior of the store, you shrug.
“Think I pushed my luck enough today.”
“Fair enough.”
You watch as he pays for the gas and comes out, filling up one of the faded red gas cans and immediately putting it into your car. When he signals you with a thumbs up, you leave the warm comfort of the cab and face the horrible cold outside.
You shiver, teeth instantly going to chatter as you meet him up by your car. He unhooks it rather easily, with you working the wheel as before.
You expect him to leave, but he doesn’t, making sure your car putters back to life before nodding with finality.
“Think that should do ya.”
Tapping awkwardly against the steering wheel, you ask, “While I know I’ve been odd company, I just... I wanted to thank you.”
“Ah, now it ain’t no problem.”
“Well, I probably would’ve frozen had you not come up the way, and I definitely would’ve if you drove past,” thinking of it then, you reach into your pocket, grabbing out your wallet, “Say, how much do I owe you?”
Shaking his head, he starts to deny you, “No that’s not necces—“
“Surely I can make it up to you some way?”
Drawing his lips up tightly, he makes a face, looking towards the road like he’s struggling with what he wants to say. A few moments pass like that, and you’re just about to settle on throwing twenties at him like he’s working a nine-to-five at Chippendales when he finally breaks his silence.
“You hungry?”
You’re about to say no when your stomach speaks for you.
It growls, loud and demanding and completely cutting you off before you can deny it.
Arthur smiles at its protest, his hands moving to his pockets as the expression grows into a smirk.
“Think you can pay me back by goin’ to dinner with me?”
Blinking, you try to hold you jaw up, but there’s no point. This man has broken it, with how he’s made it drop so many times.
Is there a warranty on this kinda thing?
“Oh, I... well... guess I could.”
“Well, we’ll get your car settled and I’ll drive ya there. Just leave our door open and set it to neutral again.”
Doing as instructed, you watch as Arthur begins to push your car forward with just one finger, and your mind only boggles further.
Completely unphased, the man grins at you.
“So, I know a place...”
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everlastingrandom ¡ 2 years ago
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sorry but I have to ask, how else would one pronounce scrounging? i have only heard it pronounced the way you described....
i have only said and heard it that way, but i've never typed it out before. so when i did, i read it sort of like "scronge" or " scroange" and i was like, nah this deserves clarification
language is weird :0
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bastiion ¡ 2 years ago
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They look so silly.... grumpfy... scringly scrong... crimp...
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i am not immune to dragon ball
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redpandaramblings ¡ 4 years ago
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Laundry Day. Sero x F!reader
Content warning- Mature humor, Mineta mention, sexual situations, heavy petting.
 “Come on!  It would be so much fun!”  Mina was bouncing on her heels, practically vibrating with excited energy as she tried to convince the group to go along with her scheme.
“So let me get this right.” Bakugo sighed.  “You want to do this fucking thrift store scronging thing for Christmas?”
“Yep!”  Mina said.  “Let’s be real, none of us have a lot of money this year, and this will be a way to have a lot of fun on a budget!  It’s simple.  Everyone finds the weirdest or most inappropriate thing they can buy for five bucks or less, and then we have a white elephant party on Christmas Eve!”
“White Elephant?” Kirishima asks, tilting his head.
Kaminari nods, jumping in.  “Yeah man!  Means people take turns picking gifts out of a pile.  Or they have the chance to steal a gift someone else already opened.  Basically, don’t go picking stuff thinking it will go to a specific person.”
“Is this going to be just us?  Or are we inviting everyone?  Because I live in curious fear of whatever Mineta would manage to dig up.”  You asked from where you were lounging.
Mina blanched while Denki cackled in delight.
“Oh god, we have to invite everyone now!  Imagine Midoria’s face!  Imagine Iida’s!”
“It’s settled!  Party at Bakubro’s!” Kiri cheered.
“Oi shitty hair! Don’t fucking invite everyone over to my place!”
“But you make the best curry!  Please?  For your bestest friends in the whole wide world?”
“Fuck no!”
“Pleeeeaaaase?”  Kiri pleaded.
“NO!”
Kirishima looked around the squad, communicating silently as everyone nodded.  As a collective force, you all turned your best puppy eyes at Bakugo.  He squirmed, firmly trying to look away from all of you.  You all started fake whimpering and whining.  You knew you had won when Katsuki’s lips briefly twitched into a smile.
“Alright!  Alright!  Now stop it, you fucking extras!”
“Three cheers for Bakubro!” Sero exclaimed.
The weeks flew by and before you knew it, the party was upon you.  Katsuki had grumbled and bitched the whole time, and yet now was gazing with pride at the absolute spread he had spent the last two days cooking.  Everyone had showed up, had gorged themselves, and were now in the process of opening presents.  There had been a couple weird mugs, a lamp made out of a deer leg, and Iida had had the misfortune of opening the gift Mineta had brought.  Everyone stared in horrified awe at the three foot long, hot pink dildo.
“Are those teeth marks on it?”
“Yep, teeth marks.”
“Mineta, where the hell did you find this thing?”
“I swear I got it at a thrift store!  The price tag is still on the base, look!”
“Yep.  That’s a price tag.”
“I’m not drunk enough for this.”
“I wanna bite it.”
“Y/N!  NO!”
There was a lot of laughter and teasing as the evening continued, gifts continuing to be claimed or stolen at a slow pace.  Just about everyone after Iida had tried to steal ownership of the horror dong as it had been nicknamed.  Denki had just stolen it from you, so you had to pick a new gift.  You pointed toward a box that was rather conspicuously wrapped entirely in tape.
“Okay, someone toss me whatever the hell Sero got.”
The black haired man gave a little fist pump as he snagged the box, walking over to sit next to you as he handed the box over.  He casually pressed against your side and slung an arm around your shoulders.  “Amiga, I’m honored!  You’re going to love it!”
“Yeah, I’m going to love it if I can ever get into it.”  You began the process of slowly unwrapping the absurd amount of tape.  “Seriously, anybody got a knife?”
A chorus of “no”s replied, no one actually bothering to look for one.
You gave a dramatic groan.  “You’re all awful and I hate each and every one of you.”
Hanta gasped and placed a hand over his heart.  “Even me, Querida?”
“Especially you, you office supply elbowed freak.”  You replied, sticking your tongue out at him even as you snuggled more comfortably into his side.
After a couple more minutes of dramatic whining and tape unwrapping, you finally got the box open, only to reveal the gaudiest t-shirt you had ever seen.  It was a nauseating shade of Pepto Bismol pink.  There was glitter.  And oh god, what the thing said.  You started cackling.  You held it up for everyone to see, discovering as you did so that this had to be the largest shirt you had seen in your life.
“Ooo, nice one Hanta, that’s really awful!”
“Someone steal this from me, please!”
“No way, Y/N!  It’s the perfect addition to your wardrobe!”
“Hermosa! I’m wounded you would get rid of my gift right after opening it.”
“Look at this thing!  Fatgum would swim in it!”
You made a show of grumbling, but you stowed the shirt back in its box and enjoyed the rest of your evening with your friends.  When you got home quite late that evening, you shoved the box into the back of your closet and didn’t think about it again until almost a year later.
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Today had been the day from hell.  You muttered curses to yourself as you stomped down the hallway to your apartment.  Work had been harder than usual, the kind of day that made you grateful to make the long commute back home.  So of course today would be the day that the subway would be taken over by a villain who had a sludge quirk.  Asshole had flooded the cars with the thick, foul smelling, viscous ooze that reminded you of things unmentionable.  You and the other passengers had had to scramble to make sure no one ended up in over their head.  Lucky everyone had been saved.  Unluckily you and many others, you had spent the better part of two hours standing shoulder deep in the muck.  It was in your hair.  It had soaked your clothes.  It was in your underwear.  And the icing on the cake was of course it was your friends and neighbors who had rescued you.  Of course your crush had seen you when you looked like you had taken up competitive septic tank diving.  
It took you three tries before your key actually got in the lock.  You shuffled into your apartment and straight for the bathroom.  Grimacing as you peeled your clothing off, you unceremoniously chucked everything into the hamper before stepping into the shower and turning the water as hot as it would go.  You stayed in the shower for over an hour scrubbing and rescrubbing every inch of you.  With great reluctance, you eventually stepped out of the shower, reaching for a towel.  You lazily dried yourself off as you walked into the bedroom, intent on putting on pajamas and pretending you didn’t exist for the next several hours.  
You opened your underwear drawer only to be filled with a deep sense of dread.  Empty.  Your pajama drawer? One pair of extreme booty shorts that say “creepy” on the butt.  Your t-shirt drawer?  Empty.  Your closet?  Empty.  Frustrated tears threatened to slip down your cheeks as you realized that the shorts were the only clean item of clothing in your apartment.  You had been meaning to do laundry for a while, but you hadn’t realized that it had gotten this bad.  As much as you hated to, you were going to have to do your laundry tonight.  You put the shorts in and  looked through your closet again, desperate enough to find a sheet to try and fashion into a toga when you spotted a rather bedraggled tape covered box.  You hadn’t thought about your ridiculous white elephant gift in several months, but now?  Well, it technically was a shirt.  It certainly would cover you better than an improvised sheet toga.  Before you could think twice about it, you opened the box, grabbed the shirt, and slipped it on.
The shirt swam on you, going past your butt.  The color was bad, and you winced at the image on the front.  But, you were now decent enough to venture down to the building’s shared laundry room.  So, after grabbing your hamper, detergent, and quarter jar; you did just that.
You hummed the Mission Impossible theme to yourself as you descended the stairwell to the ground floor.  Most of your friends lived on this level, but chances were they were fast asleep at this time of night.  You were glad of that as you hurried along.  You really didn’t want to run into anyone wearing your current getup.  It took several minutes to sort your laundry into a few machines and get everything started.  You were leaning against the last machine in the line, debating going back to your place or just staying here when you heard something that made you freeze.  Upbeat whistling that was growing closer each second.  You knew that whistle You did not want to see the owner of that whistle right now.  You had already been embarrassed in front of crush today, you really didn’t need him showing up for round two.  You were debating how quickly you could scramble into a dryer to hide when Sero Hanta entered the room.  
He briefly glanced your way.  “Hey Y/N!  I figured I might see you here.  I’ll admit I’ve seen some shit, and that was gross even by my standards.  I wanted to ask how you were doing.  Make sure you weren’t injured or any…”. He trailed off when he finally registered what exactly you were wearing.�� His grin turned positively feral as he set his own laundry bag to the side.
“My, my, my.”  Sero gave a rumbling chuckle.  “Whatever do we have here?”  Sero’s eyes could sweep up and down your body.  His signature grin grew wider as his gaze lingered on your t-shirt clad chest.  
You crossed your arms, attempting to hide the gigantic image of a lime green, glittery, prancing unicorn proclaiming “I’m horny!”  What were the odds that someone else would be washing their clothes at two in the morning?  Apparently changes were pretty damn high, you thought as you leveled a half hearted glare at your friend and neighbor.  
“It’s laundry day, Hanta, don’t read into it.”
“But Hermosa!  How can I not?  The first time I see mi corazón wearing the gift I so painstakingly chose for her?”  He waggled his eyebrows as his trademark teasing grin spread over his face.
You blushed, turning your head to the side and refusing to look at him.
“You’re full of crap, Cellophane.  It’s been a really shitty day, and this was literally my only thing to wear.”
Sero nodded and hummed, turning to put his own laundry in the machines.  “Si, si.  It was a rather difficult time, it looked like.  And you okay though?  Not injured?  I didn’t get a chance to catch up with you after the fight was over.”
You groaned, tilting your head back and covering your face with your hands. “I’m afraid I got a nasty case of extreme embarrassment and took a heavy blow to my pride.  Of course you fuckers had to be the heros on duty for that whole debacle.”
Hanta looks at you seriously as shoves disorganized armfuls of laundry into the nearest machine.  “I’d rather it be me saving you than anybody else, Querida.”
You let your hands fall to your side with a disgruntled sigh.  “Why?  So you can witness all the embarrassing situations you can blackmail me with?”
“Well now that you mention it, yes.”  Sero dumped an obscene amount of soap into the washer before turning it on.  “However,” he purred in a sinful voice that startled you.  He stalked toward you like a hungry jaguar.  He stalked toward you like a hungry jaguar.  Squeaking, you inched away from him until the back of your legs were pressed firmly against the cold metal of the washing machine. Hanta leaned over your retreating frame, placing an arm on either side of you, caging you in.  “Querida mia, I want to always be able to make sure you are safe.”
You placed your hands on his chest, halfheartedly trying to shove him away.
“That’s very touching.  Now get out of my personal space.”
 “But Querida,”  Sero murmured, his voice going low and sensual, moving closer until your hips pressed against each other.  “There’s nowhere I’d rather be than your personal space.  Si supieras las cosas que quiero hacerte...”
With him so close, there was nothing you could do to disguise the shiver that ran through you at his words.  
“Oh?  What’s this?”  Sero said.  His large hands traveled to your hips, his long fingers finding their way under the hem of your shirt to tantalizingly stroke your skin.  He leaned forward, voice turning to a growl with his mouth next to your ear.  “Hermosa likes me speaking Español, hmm?”
You bite your lip before giving in and nodding.
“Well, in that case…  Taco supreme!”
The fingers that had been stroking your skin suddenly became deadly, horrible tickle weapons; digging into your sides and moving rapidly.  You shrieked with surprised laughter, thrashing from side to side as you tried to escape.  However, Hanta’s large frame and firm hips kept you pinned against the washing machine as his traitorous fingers continued their assault.  He continues to tease in between his own laughter.  “Nachos grande!  Cinnamon Twists!  Quiero Taco Bell!”
Tears are streaming down your cheeks as you wheeze and slap at his chest.  “Stop!  Stop!  You horrible man!”  He gets in a few more tickles before he does stop, wrapping his arms around you, pulling into a tight hug as you both take a few moments to pant and calm your laughter.  He nuzzles your neck before asking softly, “Feel better?”
You nod, just enjoying his warm body wrapped around you.
“Y/N?”
“Yeah?”  Your voice just as soft as his, one of your hands finds its way up to stroke his hair.
“I’d really like to kiss you right now.”
“Please.”  You whisper softly, tugging at his hair just enough to encourage him to move his head back.  Your lips find each other, cautious and gentle at first.  Then, Hanta nips at your lower lip, and you let your mouth fall open with a whimper.  The kiss is hunger and passion, and heat.  Tongues wrestling, teeth lightly biting and teasing each other as hands roam and grope.  Sero’s hands find the back of your thighs and soon he’s lifting you, setting you down on the edge of the washing machine.  He presses himself between your spread legs, bucking against you, and you can feel his hard length teasing you through your clothes.
“Wanted this so long.  You have no idea how long.  Y entonces hoy estaba tan preocupado por ti.  Cuando vi que estabas en peligro, quise matar a ese villano y encerrarte donde nunca más estarías en peligro.”
“Me too.  Wanted this so long, but didn’t think you felt the same.  Now get back here and kiss me like you mean it!”
He happily complied, his lips fitting over yours as if they had been made to be placed together.  The kisses and touches didn’t stay innocent long, his hands finding your breasts through your shirt, teasing and pulling at your nipples.  One of your hands traveled down to stroke the obvious bulge that was rutting against you.  Between his thrusting and the vibrations of the machine you were sitting on, your shorts were becoming visibly soaked.  His fingers found their way up a leg hole and he moaned sinfully when he found there weren't any undergarments keeping his touch from your soaking folds.  It was your turn to smirk, pulling away from his kisses to whisper in his ear.
“I told you, Darling.  Laundry day.”
“Amore, you’re going to be the death of me.”  He groans, shoving his face into your cleavage as he slips a finger into you.
You laugh breathlessly.  “You better not die on me, Hanta.  What I have in mind will be much less fun if you’re dead.”
“HOLY FUCK!”  Shouted a very recognizable voice from the doorway.  Your groan was not from pleasure as you rested your head on Sero’s shoulder.
“Piss off, Denki.”
“Hanta’s finally getting some honey!  Score man!”
“What’s going on?” Mina’s sleep heavy voice drifted in from the hallway.
“Y/n and Sero are going to Pound Town in the Laundry Room!”
“Denki, en el nombre de Dios, I will kill you if you don’t back out of that doorway and let me finish what I started.”
Bakugo’s voice rang down the hall “No fucking in the goddamn Laundryroom!”
Kiri’s voice soon followed “Take it easy, Tsuki!  They can clean up when they’re done!  Get some guys!  You need condoms?”
Sero sighed deeply, pulling his hand out of your pants as your shoulders shook from silent laughter.  “I think, Hermosa, we can agree no fucking in front of the friend group?”
You nodded, laughing as you jumped down from your washing machine perch. “Not until the third date at least.”
Sero moaned softly, not expecting the way that statement had made his cock twitch.  Acting quickly, he scooped you up, and threw you over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.  “My room.  Now.”
“Ooo, Caveman Hanta.  Sexy.”
Denki jumped to the side to let Sero pass, calling after you “Don’t do anything I wouldn’t!”
You called back “Well, I’m going to do Hanta, so what does that say about you?”
Sero’s hand came down on your bottom with a firm smack as he continued down the hallway and around the corner, taking you two toward his apartment and out of sight.
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Spanish guide- 
Amiga- Friend
Querida- Darling
Hermosa- Beautiful
Querida mia- My darling.
 Si supieras las cosas que quiero hacerte- If you knew the things that I want to do to you
Y entonces hoy estaba tan preocupado por ti.  Cuando vi que estabas en peligro, quise matar a ese villano y encerrarte donde nunca mås estarías en peligro.-  And then today I was so worried about you. When I saw that you were in danger, I wanted to kill that villain and lock you up where you would never be in danger again.
Hey guys!  Pan here, hope you enjoyed it.  It’s been quite a while since I’ve put any of my fanfic out there, so please be gentle with me.  I just used Google translate for the Spanish, so I’m sure some of it is very wrong.  If you have corrections, please feel free to send them my way!  Also, if you see any triggers that need tagging please let me know.  I also accept constructive criticism, and appreciate having spelling and grammar mistakes pointed out.  Also want to take the chance to answer this question ahead of time-
“The fuck is up with the dildo?!?!”
The Dildo of Doom is based on real events.  That actually happened.  One of my former sorority sisters found the dong of death at a thrift store.  It did indeed have teeth marks on it.  Human teeth marks, I should clarify.  Truth is stranger than fiction.
I have to thank @reinawritesbnha for helping me edit some clunky sections.  If you aren’t already familiar with her work, please check her out!
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sablespiders ¡ 3 years ago
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human aodhan is so cute look at my little scrunkly crunkly shoobly woobly doobly scring scrong
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❝ I think we do have a ghost, actually. The kitchen gets weird at night, ❞ she mused. ❝ And you're a terrible liar. How they thought you were compentent to do missions is beyond me if this is what you're working with...❞ Violet didn't mean to dig, but she always got aggressive when she felt cornered. She had friendzoned herself when it came to Rex a long time ago. Her mind is still operating in the classist lifestyle they were rasied in. Rex is a Conte. She's a literal orphan who busts tables on the weekends and scronges for money to get by; she had zero to offer him. ❝ For... Me...?! ❞ For the first time in her life, she felt completely dumbfounded. Her tone reflected genuine shock and utter confusion. He wanted to kiss her? Why? SHe had so many more questions than answers, but she just couldn't wrap her mind around the thought of this being anything other than some cruel prank. ❝ A choice?!... A choice? For you...? In what way exactly?! ❞  
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"FIRST OF ALL, WE DON'T have a ghost here. If we do, I doubt it would scare us, considering everything we had been through." A haunted house would pale in comparison to the horrors of the manor. "It must have come with a decoration. Maybe we're just meant to find it." The mistletoe was anything but a coincidence. He wanted see Violet's response. She was denial as usual. He could see it now. The callout from their friends about their oblivion was starting to make sense. Nothing would develop if both of them remained passive. He had to be the one to drop his pride and take action. He glanced at her, gauging her reaction to his question. He didn't think she hated him, but he genuinely wondered if the idea of kissing him repulsed her. A dodgy answer met him, which wasn't new. "No, it's not for someone else. I don't plan on setting up a date here. Have you considered the possibility that maybe it's for you? You're not stupid. Maybe low on self-esteem, but I do consider you an option––or maybe––almost a choice."
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emiewritesthings ¡ 5 years ago
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when we were young - kevin atwater
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requested?: yes by anonymous 
Could you do an Adam Ruzek or Kevin Atwater imagine where it’s like a flashback to the time him and the reader met and about their relationship and it cuts to their life now?
kevin atwater x fem!reader
a/n: i’m not sure what happened but i kept writing and it came out with this, hope you enjoy. please send me requests :) - emie
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ten years ago
y/n’s arms were numb as she ran up the stairs to the apartment for the fourth time in a row. her slightly impaired by the boxes that were piled up in her hands, leaving her feet in full control to guide her to the apartment that just so happened to be on the fifth floor.
as she reached the floor, she could already hear her brothers from down the hall. they had barely been in the block for more than an hour and they had already started to bicker, it was in moments like this that y/n wished she had sisters.
“where did you put my baseball bat? i know you have it!” flynn groaned as he searched desperately through the boxes that were labelled according to what room they were for, unfortunately for him ‘weapons’ wasn’t one of them. flynn was only 8 years old, but his fascination with breaking things astounded y/n and pretty much everyone else he met.
“no one cares about that, where is the laptop.” kai shouted back from the other room, not seeming to notice y/n struggling to hold onto the boxes in her arms. knowing she wasn’t going to get any help from anyone in her household, she continued to struggle alone, making sure to avoid her youngest brother fletcher that was running around the apartment like some play area.
“will you two shut up, i’m trying to listen,” and finally there was phoenix, who was holding his phone tightly against his ear as he wandered around the apartment trying to find some sort of signal. y/n dropped the boxes next to the other ones that were beginning to fill up the living room.
“wow, y/n, thank you so much for bringing in all ours things and for paying for this place,” y/n mocked in a deep voice, in what she had deemed her ‘angsty brother’ voice, despite sounding like an idiot. “no problem guys.” she smiled sarcastically, patting flynn on the head as he let out a groan of annoyance, not having taken in a word his sister had said.
y/n was only 18 and yet she had spent the last 6 months of her life in court to get custody of her brothers in order to get them out of foster care. her parents were who knows where, on whatever drug they could find, while drinking whatever they could get their hands on. she knew that she had saved the boys through a life of pain, that she had not had when she was their age, but she would have appreciated a thank you every once in a while.
“so what’s for dinner?” kai called out, finding the laptop that all five of them had to share and had been sharing for the last few years. his body slouched against the couch, eyes not raising to meet his sister’s.
“dude, it’s three o’clock.” she snorted, she had learnt over the years of taking care of her brothers that they seemed to always be hungry, no matter the hour. yet still it amazed her. kai shrugged, the sound of his fingers tapping against the keys echoing throughout the bare apartment. “i guess we could get a pizza tonight, i still have the tips from friday.” she scronged around helplessly.
“pizza!” fletcher yelled as he ran back into the living room and into the arms of his sister, who picked him up with ease. the look of pure happiness on his face, reminded y/n exactly what made her moneyless, tiresome work worth it.
“you know, sometimes i’m sure you are the only one that loves me.” she grinned, as fletch wrapped his small arms around her and squeezed her softly. however the mood came crashing down when she heard a loud crash coming from one of the bedrooms.
“found it!” flynn yelled, as he appeared with the stupid baseball bat that y/n was sure she had thrown out and a wide smile on his face.
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the knock on the door came just in time. y/n was busy unpacking her room, having completed everyone elses and the other rooms. her stomach was making sounds that had she been in public would have made her embarrassed.
“i’ve got it!” she yelled, but when she ran out the room no one had even made an effort to peel themselves away from the tv that was playing a rerun of friends. y/n grabbed her purse and pulled open the door. “it’s 15 bucks, right?” she asked, holding the money out, only to find as her eyes rose the three strangers at her door were certainly not the pizza delivery guy.
“ugh, sorry to bother you,” y/n could feel the apple of her cheeks burn as she met the coffee coloured eyes of the tall man that made her feel like she was 2 foot tall. “my name’s kevin atwater i live next door and this is my brother jordan and my sister vinessa- i’m sorry are we interrupting.” the man spoke, a small warm smile pulling on his lips as he looked over the woman’s face. he had been brought up properly, his desire to check her out was pushed down and he kept the friendly smile on his face.
“no, no, of course not,” y/n rambled, turning to look behind her at the four boys that were brainwashed by the small box that rested on an old tv stand. debating what to do she quickly moved out of the way of the door and gestured for them to enter. “come on in, let me introduce you to the boys. i’m y/n y/l/n, it’s nice to meet you guys.”
y/n had only had a couple of friends in her life, when you move from foster home to foster home it was hard to keep in contact. but this was a fresh start, it had to be and it was being offered to her on a silver platter.
“kevin, vinessa, jordan these are my brothers, malakai, phoenix, flynnigan and fletcher.” she introduced, making sure she gave the boys a sharp glare to behaviour while they had guests over. “guys, these are our neighbours, be nice.” she made sure she was looking at flynn who was holding onto his baseball bat like some deranged lunatic, but he flashed his most innocent smile as he looked to their guests.
“how’s it going, dude.” kai was the first one to speak up. standing from his position to shake kevin’s hand. then came flynn who completely ignored kevin as he nodded his head at jordan, who was around the same age as the boy.
“you like breaking things?” he asked, catching kevin and jordan by surprise as y/n quickly pulled flynn away from the boy and towards him.
“he’s joking.” he was not joking, but flynn happily returned to the sofa. y/n soon noticed that they were just standing awkwardly in their living room, knowing that she should probably play host, she pointed towards the kitchen. “you guys want a drink or something?”
“sure.” kevin smiled, his eyes following her as she excused herself and left the room. y/n didn’t like this whole host role, let alone for a 6 foot something god that was getting a first hand look into what a nutcase family he was living next to. the last thing she needed nor wanted was someone calling in CPS and taking them off her again. “uh, i was just wondering if you guys wanted some help.” y/n nearly dropped the cans in her hand, as she turned to face the man that didn’t mean to cause any hand.
“yeah, thanks.” she smiled, steadying her heartbeat for no more than a second before he took a few steps closer and it was off beating again. she couldn’t help it, she had not been with anyone in nearly 7 months. with the stress of the custody and the time taken to work, she didn’t really have time for a sex life. so one look at the man had her palms sweating like a creep.
“so where did you move from?” kevin asked. small talk, i can do small talk, y/n thought as she looked at kevin who was helping to find enough cups for everyone in the apartment.
“uh we were actually a few blocks over in the south.” she replied, not wanting to tell him the entire story, after all they had met moments ago. kevin hummed, noticing the way her shoulders tensed. anxiety was radiating off her, but he found it cute. “you always lived here?”
“yeah, pretty much,” the silence resumed and y/n didn’t know what else to say. maybe small talk wasn’t her thing. who was she kidding, she was killing this conversation and not in a good way. thankfully it was cut short as there was yet another knock on the door. y/n cursed, trying to put down the cups she had balanced in her hands, but kevin placed his hand upon her shoulder, stopping her. “i got it.” he offered, walking away and towards the front door.
y/n could feel her skin tingling, but she shook it off as she followed kevin out of the room.
“thanks, bro.” kevin called out before the door slammed shut. y/n put the drinks onto the coffee table, making sure that kevin’s siblings got first dibs before the boys got their hands on them. kevin appeared the his hands holding the rest of the cups and the pizza. “here you go, we should probably get going and let you guys eat-.”
“stay,” y/n said all too quickly, causing all eyes to look her way. realising she sounded way to desperate, her eyes widened as she tried to fix her words. “i mean why don’t you guys join us for dinner, i’m sure the boys don’t mind sharing, right guys?” she looked at her brothers who didn’t look impressed, but one stern look and they were all nodding.
“of course.” they cheered in unison. kevin placed the box on the table, and looked towards his own siblings that seemed to be eyeing up the pizza just a little too much to say no.
“that sounds great.” kevin smiled, admiring kind eyes that seemed to warm his body to an unusual heat. y/n’s body began to relax as she walked over and grabbed her own slice, knowing that when being surrounded by brothers it was always best to dive in before it all disappeared.
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as time went on, y/n began to learn more about kevin and his family. the kids were playing some kind of game in another room, whilst y/n and kevin were sat on the sofa trying to get to know each other. a very tired fletcher asleep in y/n’s arms as she rocked him slowly.
“wait so you are a cop?” she asked astounded, she had never met a real life cop. in fact she had been raised to run away from them. when one showed up at her door it was either to bring back her pissed parents or to remove her and her brothers from the home. nothing good came out of the police, until now anyways.
“training to be one, yes. i’m only 19.” he chuckled, taking a short sip on the beer they had found in y/n’s fridge.
“don’t tell flynn that, he will most likely try and steal your gun or ask you questions that no 8 year old should ask.” she giggled, her brother had seen more than most which left him asking questions that received concerned but mostly confused looks. she called him their little psychopath, but underneath all that he was her little teddy bear that she had literally taken care of for all his life.
“i’ll be keeping my eye out for him, don’t worry.” he promised and he meant it. the pair were both legal guardians of their siblings while they were still teenagers themselves, they had to look out for one another, they were the only ones that understood. “what about you, what do you do?”
“i’m a waitress until 1 and then i work at the bowling alley until 7 after that i serve cocktails to rich white collars at the bar in the city.” she explained, even the explanation made her take a long and painful sip of her beer. the exhaustion had never been so agonising in her life. trying to juggle looking after her family and providing for them proved to be much more difficult than first thought, but they were family, she couldn’t give up on them.
“holy shit,” kevin breathed out, noticing the way her eyes saddened into a darker colour. a shadow of tears rising in her eyes, but quickly disappearing as she reminded herself that she didn’t have time to cry. she was the strong one. “okay then, what do you want to be doing? if you could be anything in this world what would you be?” he asked, bringing a smile out onto her face.
“i want to be a nurse,” she smiled, completely zoning out of their conversation. “i want to help people, i want to care for people, i mean i have been doing it for my entire life why not make money from it?” she giggled, as she was brought out of her trance by someone placing their hand on her’s. her eyes found themselves locked on kevin’s.
“nurse y/n, huh?” kevin smiled, lightening the mood. however as he did, the small child in the arms of his sister seemed to stir. y/n excused herself, as she stood up and walked in the direction of fletcher’s room. just as she did, the door to the room the kids were in swung open revealing a very intrigued flynn.
“hey, can i talk to you for a second?” kevin nearly missed the fact that the child was indeed talking to him. looking around and realising no one else was in the room he nodded, patting the space besides him which flynn soon took. “i think my sister likes you, dude.” flynn spoke, not even a hint of guilt in his voice as he looked towards the man that the family had literally known for a total of three hours and a half. kevin tried to hide his smile as he nodded.
“i like your sister, she’s a nice girl.”
“i don’t think you get what i’m trying to say,” for an 8 year old, he really didn’t take any shit. his look was stern as he kept his eye contact with kevin strong, only making the small child look 10 times more intimidating. “you can’t do that thing that mom and dad always do, or what harvey did, or jacob or callum. y/n needs someone that loves her and stands by her, because y/n takes care of everyone but no one takes care of y/n.” kevin could feel his chest ache as the words came out of the boy’s mouth, the hard look in his eyes softening revealing the small child that was hidden beneath the gore loving child.
“she’s a good person, huh.” he gestured towards the woman who could just be seen through the crack in the door tucking in fletcher and kissing his head softly. her hands gripping some book and the words falling off her tongue softly. both flynn and kevin sharing the same small smile.
“the best.” flynn confirmed, before patting him on the back and returning to the room. for a moment, kevin had to figure out if he had just imagined that conversation. the 8 year old spoke like a teenager, making it hard to believe that he was so young.
kevin had no desire to break his vow he had made that night and he never did.
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present
“you know i miss the days i could actually fit into my clothes,” y/n sighed as she leaned back in the office chair looking over to hailey, who let out a giggle. hailey was the only member of the unit that y/n had found in the office, and just so happened to be her best friend. y/n’s hand rested on her rather large stomach that only kept growing, even at 8 months.
“and yet you look stunning, how do you do it?” haley asked, making y/n scoff. she looked a hot mess. she had been on maternity leave for far too long in an apartment alone until someone came home. she had been still working as a nurse until kevin convinced her that it was time to take some time off, which left her showing up the office more and more just so she could tell herself that she had done something somewhat interesting with her day.
“give it a month i will have stains i won’t be able to identify down every item of clothing and hair that i haven’t washed in weeks because i spend all my freetime sleeping.” she recalled the times she was younger and had spent sleepless nights trying to sooth fletch and flynn when they were babies. she had gone to school with far too many vomit stain to count, which only motivated the bitchy girls to point it out daily.
the sound of footsteps hitting the stairs made both of the women turning around. an immediate smile taking over y/n’s face when she noticed the tall man that shared the same grin on his face. his eyes a wild mix of excitement and affection as he quickened his pace to embrace the woman that just managed to push herself off the chair.
“hey, baby,” he greeted, pressing his lips against her’s, before he placed his hand on the bump. “what’s up little man?” he grinned, as the baby began to kick against his touch. kevin was very proud of the fact that he had the effect on the little baby.
“you never know he could be a she.” she argued back, remembering that they had specifically decided not to know the gender of the baby. kevin rolled his eyes jokingly, as he gave her an incredulous look.
“you have 4 brothers, your dad had 10 and your grandfather had 8 and you are seriously trying to tell me that the baby could be a girl.” kevin snorted, earning a light thwack from the woman that he had loved for the past decade. her eyes full of the same light as the day they had met, but y/n no longer kept her burdons locked up. she wasn’t alone anymore, she would never be alone again.
“smart a-.” she tried to speak but a sudden pain raked through her body like a wave. her hand gripped onto kevin’s as she shut her eyes, keeping her breathing calm. “holy shit.” she breathed out, catching the attention of the whole unit.
“what the- what’s happening?” kevin stuttered, watching his wife in so much pain made his heart hurt. but the not knowing made everything ten times worse. hailey walked up behind him, her hand placed on the shoulder of her best friend, as her eyes flickered to the floor. “what is it?”
“i think the baby’s coming.” y/n and hailey spoke in unison, making the soon to be father gasp for air. adam and jay were the first to react, patting kevin on the back congratulating him while hailey ran around looking for her keys.
“i’m gonna be a dad,” kevin muttered slowly, as if the last 8 months and 2 weeks had failed to indicate such a thing. “i’m gonna be a dad!” he began to get more excited until he noticed y/n still slouched over in pain, hailey rubbing her back slowly talking her through it. “oh shit, i should probably do something, what should i do?” no one had seen kevin so jittery, his eyes flicking from each person in the room before hailey chucked him the keys.
“we should probably start with the hospital, big guy.”
“oh yeah, right.” kevin agreed, taking over rubbing y/n’s back as he helped guide her down the stairs and out of the district. hailey and jay following along, ready to welcome their soon to be god child to the world. “let’s go have a baby.” kevin sang, as y/n looked up with a painful smile.
“i love you, you know.”
“i love you more.”
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after hours and hours of kevin nervously rambling about how excited and nervous he was and hours and hours of y/n telling kevin to shut up. y/n finally began to question how her mother had gone through such a pain 5 times, however when she got to held the small child in the her arms any pain and discomfort was washed away.
“is it safe to come in?” y/n had nearly fallen to sleep when she heard the soft voice call into the room. her eyes flickered over to the door and a large smile pulled across her face and kevin’s when they noticed the familiar faces. fletcher, kai, phoenix, vinessa and jordan all stood in the door way. vinessa was clutching a balloon, while the boys were all holding onto some kind of gift for the baby.
“is the rumour true?” kai asked, as their eyes flicked over to the small baby that was resting on y/n’s chest. y/n snorted, her eyes meeting kevin who was still high up on cloud nine despite having been in the same room for the last 30 hours.
“meet evelyn vinessa atwater,” she grinned, her fingers tracing over the small boned human that she was now responsible for along with her husband. she made sure she was looking at vinessa who seemed more than stoked to be part of her niece’s name, being the first one to take steps forward to get a closer look. y/n picked up the baby and passed her over to her aunt, smiling as she noticed the love already in vinessa’s eyes.
“we have someone else that you might want to see,” kai called catching her attention as she noticed the laptop being placed on her lap. her eyes widening as she noticed the black screen morph into the face of someone she missed.
“i heard i have i officially been named the cool uncle,” y/n let out a soft sob as for the first time in the last year she saw the face of her brother. his body clothed out in camouflage print and a badge sewn into the material clearly reading ‘US ARMY’. “hey, big sis.” he greeted her. flynn had enlisted to join the army the moment he graduated from high school, much to the dismay of his sister.
it wasn’t that y/n wasn’t proud of her brother. if you had asked her 10 years ago what she thought her brother would be doing, the army would not have even passed her mind. but she knew that she couldn’t protect him when he was out in the middle east fighting for their country.
“hate to tell you, dude, but that title has already been claimed.” phoenix challenged, as he appeared besides y/n with baby evelyn in his arms. flynn didn’t hesitate to flip his older brother off, who seemed to just laugh it off.
“you doing alright out there?” y/n asked, pushing herself up slightly but hissing at the pain that lingered throughout her body. it seemed pushing a living creature out of your body wasn’t as easy as the movies made it look. her eye’s were slightly weeping as she looked at her brother who was not the same boy that she had diapered, he was a full fledged man now. she couldn’t have been prouder.
“i will be when i get home and can teach my niece how to annoy her dad.” at the mention of him, kevin appeared in  front of the camera, giving his brother in law a long stare that caused the whole room to crack up. “you know i expect the next kid to be named after me, flynnigan junior sounds cool, right?” kevin and y/n looked at each other with wide eyes, mentally telling each other that that was one of the worst ideas they had heard. hearing her brother chuckle over the line, she felt 18 again. “listen i have to go, but i will call again i promise.” y/n didn’t want to say goodbye, but she knew she had to.
“love you.” she smiled, a couple tears trickling down her face.
“love you too.” and just like that the call ended and y/n was met with her reflection. closing the laptop, she noticed that the only one’s in the room were her, kev and evelyn. looking towards kevin she didn’t have to say much, as her eyes said it all. her fingers reaching out to her daughter’s, that effortly wrapped around one.
“thank you,” y/n blurted out, looking up at kevin with nothing but love. “i don’t think i ever said thank you for saving my life all those years ago. i didn’t know it till later, but you pulled me out of the deep end before i even knew i was drowning. you changed my life, kevin atwater.”
“i love you, mrs atwater.”
“i love you too.”
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blackmilkbangtan ¡ 6 years ago
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bts as public school kids (headcannon)
yoongi:
•that one quiet dude that sit in the back of the class
•he was lowkey fine but intimidating too
•he was like that cute nigga that don’t know he cute
•one day your teacher, ms.johnson, sat you in the back with him for a project
•ms.johnson bent over to help another student
•”damn ms.johnson thicker than a bowl of oatmeal”
•when i tell you you was DYING laughing, you almost got kicked out
•yoongi was funny as hell
•you two sat in he back of the class roasting people for the rest of the year
jin:
•he was fine af and he knew he was
•he was MAD disrespectful to teachers but they couldn’t kick him out cause his parents would fire them
•”you said was very disrespectful jin”
“and? the fuck, what you gon do? beat my ass? TUH”
•big bank take little bank, homeboy was rich
•pulled up in a limo everyday
•gucci down to the socks like big poppa was his motto
•you sit by him during social studies
•he’s smart as hell but don’t do his work
•so you end up helping him and in return he buys you lunch
namjoon:
•the actual smart nigga in class
•sometimes the teacher just say fuck it and let him teach
•he’s like the smartass teachers pet
•back in freshman year he thought he was black and got a perm
•he even said nigga and a bunch of the black dudes on the football team beat his ass
•every time someone mentions his past he gets embarrassed and tries to justify himself
•but overall he was a really nice kid and he tutors you for math
taehyung:
•he got HOES
•he fuck with almost all the girls at school
•he acts like a lightskin lowkey
•one time he got this ugly bitch pregnant but it’s really lowkey cause “kim taehyung dont fuck ugly bitches, period.”
•he talk like a detroit nigga, like a mix of every kind of kind of slang
•”mandoe”
•”no cap”
•sometime he walk in class wearing grey sweats KNOWING his dick big
•he flirts with you during science
•”damn bae you play too much, just let me fuck with you. i’ll drop my all my hoes no cap.”
•you and him had a love hate relationship
•he real life smart ass hell, he just act dumb for the girls
hoseok:
•one word: clown
•this nigga is so out of pocket and says the wildest shit
•”jimin why you out here caked up like that at 7 o’clock in the morning, damn the sun barely out”
•everybody thought he was gay lowkey
•when the teacher cuts the lights off he screams
•and he so LOUD for no reason
•y’all would be talking to each other in class and he’d randomly say the most embarrassing shit out loud
•”(your name) you said yo momma beat your ass cause you left your dirty panties out? wow that’s crazy”
•everybody would be staring at the two of you
•y’all sit next to each other in biology which isn’t good cause every time a dick pop up he says “where y’all get that picture of (one of his friends) from?”
jungkook:
•this nigga weird as hell
•it’s 2018 and he still plays with his 3Ds in the back of class
•he’s really funny tho, and ol dude beefy as hell
•all the girls like him cause he scrong but he don’t fuck with them cause “they leave-outs messed up”
•you’ve heard stories from hoseok that he pull his pants down all the way to pee.
• “his dick big too-“
•”this why people think you gay
•ANYWAYS
•you sit with him during lunch and he always brings you these korean treats his mom makes
•he told you about how he got bullied back in korea cause his name sounds like soup
jimin:
•he thick as hell
•like homeboy booty jiggle when he walk
•nigga sitting on cake
•anyways
•he’s kinda.....dumb
•he falls asleep in dance history and wakes up completely oblivious
•he pays you a dollar everyday to do your notes
•sometimes you don’t even do his notes and he still gives you money
•his parents got money and his dad owns a company so if he don’t care about school and his dads gonna give him the company
•he’s honestly really sweet n’ cute
•but when he’s mad, he’s fucking scary
•and he mean as hell
•”didn’t yo daddy sell weed to support you? oh okay.”
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jackedspicer ¡ 5 years ago
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Can i ask what your brush settings are? The way you color & paint digitally is so nice!! *0*
if you were expecting a clear cut answer then im sorry. because im a mess
i don’t quite have brushes that are set in stone and designated for certain things, it’s more like. i have some that have vague purpose but i edit the brushes themselves to suit my needs for individual drawings. but i’ll do my best
here are the ones i use most commonly (for paint tool sai)
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this is one i call soft sketch. there’s nothing really special about it. i’ve had it for a longgg time, but it’s more of a concept than a For Real Brush because i constantly alter the dilution to suit my needs, even mid-drawing. despite its name, i use it mainly for lineart and flat colors. except more often than not, lineart is this weird process where i draw this big messy sketch and then clean it up with a somewhat diluted, transparent version of the brush. it creates this crisp/kinda painterly look. 
*i don’t use this brush for all lineart though! sometimes i’ll line something traditionally, take a picture with this app called camscanner, and then clean THAT up with the brush. some of my drawings with rougher edges were most likely cases where i did that
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this is one i use for sketches. i named it SCRONG i guess. i got it from somewhere but it’s long been bastardized since then. again, i mess with the dilution depending on the drawing. there’s not much to this one
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i can’t remember where i got this one either. i may have made it myself but who knows. sometimes i use this one for lineart/color laydown/shading/highlights and it’s reallllly nice… it’s got a nice chalky feel to it…. i screw with the blending/dilution pretty frequently so those stats aren’t set in stone here. it’s a lot of fun
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this one i DO remember where i got it from. i don’t use it all the time but it’s really nice if youre going for a painterly kinda look. not much to say here
the bottom line is that my process is hardly consistent. i use these interchangeably in drawings, my strategy is slightly different each time, and i edit them constantly. good luck though
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uriduriragwaenchana ¡ 7 years ago
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Jeonghan
Sleeps through cleaning day
And every day
Talks you into doing his laundry with some weird bribe and/or lie and you’re just left like
???
How did we get here?
Rock, paper scissors decides everything
But you still end up doing it
Buys you things to make up for it
You've never seen the inside of his room
Just brief glimpses sometimes but you're never really sure what you're looking at
Leaves the door open when he showers
(((you cannot tell me this boy isn’t the biggest fattest tease ever smh)))
His shampoo smells amazing
He smells amazing
The whole house smells like him
Can cook but won’t unless you beg
Literally wants you to beg for everything
Takes care of you when you’re sick
‘Hannie, I’m fine geez’
Pins you down so you don’t leave the bed
SCrong
‘What did I just say?? Open your mouth’
You've never seen him sick tho
Plays the tv super loud but rarely any music
Sneaks butt touches/grabs smh
Rests his head on your lap and naps for way too long
But you can’t move cos look how cute and innocent he is when he’s not talking
Wants you to touch his butt and buy him pizza™ + play with his hair
Wants to put makeup on you
ABorT MisSion ISSA TRAP SIS
Convinces you to leave the house looking like bobo the clown
Loans you his pretty scarves when it gets cold
Has prolly talked you into some mess
Seungcheol
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