#so nrmal

[skillzissue]

Master Leonardo (Sensei, Leon)

HEY WASSUPPPP IM BACKKK

School just started and I swear to pizza supreme in the sky-

Aaaaanywhizzle~ This is Leon’s Introduction page thingie for my little AU cuz I’m mentally insane <33

Casey Jr is neXT LETS GET IT!!!

And click here to see the prev intro thingie old man Mike <33

[koratcafe]

ohedkhjskhjalklhfe,,.., the guy

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

so im listening to the potd audio commentary and jodie's talking about covid restrictions and filming flux and how the restrictions were more intense at the start of filming (was that end of 2020/start of 2021?) and she says "by the time we finished, we could hug" and damn they took that opportunity didnt they

[eeveekitti]

its taking all of my self-restraint not to take my biology nerd ass and make up how the entire rain world ecosystem works, what species are closely or distantly related to others, how specific species function and why they do the things they do, and the internal functions of them and

[cucumber-icepop]

Spoilers for Undertale Yellow! Also long post warning

I love having fun with my friends :]

Alternate versions that are larger than the gif because tumblr is cringe and doesn't let you upload large gifs. I did not know this until trying to post this

[mangomybeloved]

if there's anything 2024 is telling me so far, its that i really really really need to go to therapy

[elle-smells]

is it like. a little concerning when couples find joy in *checks notes* "jokingly" getting angry with each other and constantly picking small fights and acting purposefully difficult and well yeah

[torchstelechos]

You know.... people keep telling me Im scary, or im not normal, or I got that maniac pixie dream girl rizz,,, but im so normal!! Im so normal! All the mental illnesses i have are in my mind,, thats where theyre supposed to be! And on this blog. Where I cn be soooo normal all the time forever and ever nd ever! Look! Looks at my blorbor posts!! Thats where im super normal!! Its like a talent, im so fucking normal. all the time. ignore the fact that i have a boook about poisons, come closer, come closer, im normal!! I promise womise!! .

[euryalex]

pls pls pls andrew garfield in venom 3 pls pls pls prayer circle rooting so fucking hard crying sobbing wAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[pumpkin-n-mc]

bead rings/bracelets will likely become the headspace shifting activity now :3

[maidfrin]

youre like if a guys special interest was being as normal as possible and also really cute

teehee^_^ smiesles and. i was going to say tucks my hair behind my ear but well. tucks my antenna behind my ear?

[intertexts-moving]

i miss u ny... i love u nypl :(

[yj-98]

ok we're done ty 👍

can u guys look away while i rb some quotes nd stuff (4 posts) relating to how arthur + john make me feel. i just need to feel things again

[skillzissue]

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@koolaidashley I’m so nrmal abot ur AU

*explodes and dies*

[petrawrca]

Kekka... I heard allegations that ur actu41ly a Fr*nch I dont wanna bel1eve them, but if their tru im gonna have to start dist4ncing myse1f from u

plz tell me theyre not tru

ummmmmmm U do NAWT get it!1!1!1!1!1! clearli bcuz ur PEAZANT POZER ass haz nvr b33n 2 da AVIGNONEZE papal court 🙄🙄🙄 EYE am a WRLD CITYZEN🌍🌍 brn in EXILE🌍🌍 anf i am SO NRMAL AB IT111!!!1!1!!! i am NOT constantli torn btw33n the universal literari latin language dat val1dates mai intellektual ego & the reworkin n perfectin of the LAME stpid VULGAR LANGUAGE dat im TOTALLY NOT WRITING IN AND MANIACALLI KORREKTIN OVR AND OVR AGAYN I AM SO NROMLA AB BELONGING 2 MANI PLACEZ @ ONSE I AM FiNE

wait did u hear dat..... who said dat

[fire-but-ashes-too]

Your objective: To plot a murder to subtle that not even the victim (one of your characters) knows what's happening until it's too late.

Rules: You cannot use poison, but are free to use whatever else you feel like. You cannot carry out said murder in real life (for legal and moral reasons). Simply describe how you would go about it with any specific character of yours.

Have fun!

no poisons and do irl murdering? bummer :(

BUT YES FINALLY PLEASE TAKE A SIT AND GRAB POPCORN OR LEAVE THIS POST IF URE NOT SO EXCITED ABOUT MURDERS!

this is a very cool scheme tm i thought about a few days ago (cause yes its what i do in my free time)

did u know that air, the one we breathe every day is VERY dangerous if it gets in ur lil blood system? well, now u do.

our dear victim, lets say.. giada, shes been around the dead too long theyve now infected her >:D

i was saying, Giada, as the very health attentive citizen that she is, is going to get a vaccine cause, ya know, ✨covid✨ and who she finds there to give ehr the vaccine? me ofc! (lets all take a moment to appreciate my dedition to this since i am terribly agophobic)

so, Giada sits down and i give her a nice air shot. BAM. heart attack!

its a little one tho, as a cover so i make her lay down and raise her legs to make the blood circulate better *wink wink*

the air gets around and she eventually faints. i quickly throw the empty siringe in the bin and call someone (idk like emergency button? something like that) and start "panicking".

as soon as they arrive (so very soon) what they see is a woman who didnt handle a strong vaccine well (and who already spent hours in a not so healthy environment) and an absolutely panicking nurse.

BUT, its not finished yet! the best part has yet to come!

ill let a month or so pass, the news was on the papers and shit, our next target is giada's old enemy (never even mentioned in the story but ofc she has one).

we are going to make a very touchy and badly executed murder, and what i mean by that is that well leave fingerprints, strands of hair and so on EVERYWHERE, but, but, but it wont be OUR dna! no no no! it will be giada's!

this murder (im considering an external part from the rules since the ha-bet-u-didnt-see-this-coming murder was giada's) will be a very nrmal one, like stabbing or sometihng like that.

the knife will be there etc.

then, thank u holly jackson and all the creepy and very detailed books ive read, were gonna make it seem as if the murder has happened wayyyy earlier by leaving it in a VERy hot room and absolutel NEVER moving the body.

were gonna get ourselves an alibi and take out a couple relics from a month ago: a silicone replica of giada's hands, with fingerprints and all, some of giada's saliva and a couple of strands from giada's hair.

were gonna go back to the crime scene (which is now cadaver-less) and leave proof around, possibly not seen but if we must, undercover looking like giada and leavung evidence very quiclky.

were now gonna come back with some more of giada's dna to leave on the body and put it again in the crime scene (which should be a place without security cameras) plus a sprinkle of giada's dna.

we leave the crime scene (still masked as giada) and leave the body there, brutally murdered and in plain view.

the police find it and everything leads to a dead person.

the body cant be more than a couple days old and all proof leads to their longly deceased old nemesis.

BAM.

(notes: it is very important to wear a mask, gloves, goggles and a bald cap or a silicone swimming cap while performing the second murder, preferrably all black and to be shaved as in to leave no dna behind)

the perfect and way too creepy murder!