#so now we're back to the first guy who didn't do jack shit

[writingtheafterglow]

Could you do something with Drew and when he shaved his head and died it blind and the reader and him are best friends and she finds him really attractive and caves in on her feeling and tells him?

I love this idea!!!

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title: jack frost

summary: what the request says ^

warnings: fluff, suggestive (at some point), not proof read, and Drew being fine as hell :)

wc: 1k

a/n: hehe, hi lovies! sorry I haven't posted in a while but, schools been hectic...anyways hope you enjoy!!!

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"Someone needs to take that away from you." Madelyn said, kicking my leg under the table. She was referring to my phone which, I had been staring at for the past...I don't know...five minutes. One of your friends -- who just so happened to be Drew's hairdresser -- just posted new pictures of your best friend on his Instagram. Normally that wouldn't be a problem but, he fucking dyed his hair...BLONDE. PLATINUM. FUCKING. BLONDE. Holy hell, he looked like a dream.

I'm guessing Mads saw it too because as soon as she saw my reaction to whatever was on my screen, a huge smirk made it's way onto her face. Placing my phone back on the table and taking a deep breath, I responded,

"I'm done...for now..."

"I'm guessing you saw the pictures? I'm also guessing that they made you all flustered 'n shit?" She waves her finger around my face before bringing her spoon up to her mouth.

"How did you know?" I asked, half sarcastic and half serious.

"You've made it very clear that you're crushing on Drew." She grins, taking a sip from her champagne. Was she wrong? No, absolutely not. Did I want to admit it? Hell to the fucking no.

"I am not! I will admit he looked good in those pictures but, I don't like him like that. We're just friends." I defended. Mads just shrugged and went back to eating her ice cream. She definitely knew but, I wasn't gonna cave in. Me being stubborn and all. As I started eating my ice cream I realized, we're having a fucking cast party tomorrow night. Jesus, why do we all have to be such good friends???

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"Whoop, Whoop! We're here ladies!" Rudy shouts as he walks through my apartment. Chuckling, I make my way to the door to help them out with the drinks. Rudy hands me a bottle of vodka and some cupcakes. Kinda confused why he brought cupcakes but...It's Rudy. As everything was getting chaotic, I didn't even realize a certain someone had walked in.

"So I don't get a hi?" I hear from behind me. I was currently finding a playlist on Spotify that we could listen to but, not anymore I guess.

"Hey there, Jack Frost." I joke, referring to his platinum hair. Drew rolls his eyes before coming up behind me and placing his head on top of mine.

"The jokes have officially begun." He sighs, making me chuckle.

"You brought this on yourself." I replied, still scrolling through playlist options. He brings his arms up to wrap around my shoulders and starts to sway us. There was no music playing -- because I still hadn't found a playlist -- so he started humming. A flustered smile takes over my face and I finally pick a playlist. Before I hit play, I tilt my head up to look into Drew's eyes.

"It brings out your eyes." My dumbass says, referring to his hair. Why would I say that? Ugh, I hate myself. Drew chuckled, pecking my forehead before saying,

"Well thank you, gorgeous." Butterflies overflow in my stomach and I find myself too distracted to hear the rest of our friends yelling at me to turn on some music.

"Hey, can you guys make out on your own time?! Turn on the music, y/n/n!!!" Chase shouts from the kitchen. Drew flicks him off, I roll my eyes then hit play. I pry Drew's arms off my shoulders before making my way towards the girls. The first one I see is Madison, so I immediately run to her.

"MADDY! I have to talk to you!" The plus side of her being the first one I see is that, she is the biggest Drew and Y/N shipper ever. The captain of the ship at this point. I swear up and down he doesn't like me but, Maddy knows best.

"Y/N!! About what?!" She replies. I grab her wrist and pull her out onto the balcony.

"Okay so me and Drew sort of had a moment and I'm kinda freaking out. He just looks so damn good! Like why did he have to dye his hair?! He obviously looked good before but, now?? Whew. I don't know if I can get through this party without screaming!" As I ramble I see a huge smirk grow on her face. Every now and then her eyes would glance behind me but, I paid no attention to that because I had bigger problems.

"Screaming without the s, huh?" She jokes and I slap her arm.

"Shut up! What do I do?!" I groan.

"We'll for starters, do you like him?" She asks glancing behind me again. Why does she keep doing that?

"I don't know..." Her face straightens and she raises an eyebrow.

"Maybe...I DON'T KNOW!" I cave in, at this point I mine as well tell her. She probably already knew.

"Well then, I'll leave you too it." She squeals and runs back inside. I follow her figure and then my eyes land on what -- more like who -- was behind me. Standing right smack behind me was Drew. That's why Maddy kept looking behind me. My eyes grow wide and my body stiffens.

"Shit, how long were you standing there?"

"Long enough." He smirks walking towards me.

"Look I'm sorry you heard that, I know you probably don't feel the same way and you probably think I'm weird now-" Drew cut me off with a simple,

"Shut up" He grabs my waist, pulling me close, and crashes his lips into mine. I was taken back at first but, then I just let my body melt into his. Our lips moved in sync and my hand traveled up to play with his hair. After a few seconds of full on making out, we pull away to breathe.

"Damn, do that again." He jokes causing me to giggle a little.

"What? Play with your freshly dyed hair?" I cock my eyebrow jokingly.

"Hell yeah, that was hot."

"Fine." My hands tangle in his hair as I pull him back down into another heated kiss. As it got even more heated, he brought my leg up to rest on his hip.

"Guys if you're gonna fuck, do it somewhere else." JD groans as he walks past the balcony door. Drew -- being Drew -- flicks him off before dipping us down and pulling away.

"You people disgust me."

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[yoongis-black-grilfriend]

Eddie as your Toxic RockStar Boyfriend!

As some of you may know, I have a toxic series for Jack, but after watching Stranger Things, I —couldn’t help but notice some of the toxic traits Eddie could have. Sorry for my followers that might not like him but I really wanted to write this. 

Warnings: Cursing, Toxicity, & Suggestive Content 

Summary: Headcanons of you and Eddie Munson meeting at a bar and hitting off, then later discovering the difficulties of being in a relationship with him.

You and Eddie met at a bar, that you frequently went to when he was performing his set. You were feeling yourself, slightly nodding your head to the beat, as the music was good

During a couple of songs, you would catch Eddie's eye and he would send you a small smirk, watching you from the front stage. As you sip your drink you would follow his long fingers moving from fret to fret with such ease, your mind could only imagine what else they could do…

When Eddie was finished with the last song he softly wiped the sweat from his brow while looking your beautiful figure up and down and walked over to where you sat at the bar and offered to buy you and himself a few drinks 

At first, he made you really nervous but as the conversation went on, and the alcohol effectively entered your system, you began to feel more and more comfortable with him. You were soon surprised to find out that he was still in high school

Like him, you were also 21, though you had graduated a few years back, had a real job, and we're working towards getting your own house and things like that 

But you didn't want to judge him based on that, you knew that everyone had their own problems; in fact, it’s the exact reason why you came to this place so often, so when he asked if he could see you again you said yes and gave him your number

On to the toxicity! 

It’s been 6 months since you and Eddie have made your relationship official and your friends hate him with a passion but you didn't understand why. Eddie knew why though and he was happy to see that your friendships with your friends were tearing apart.  

They were always trying to point out that he was not good enough for you and it irritated Eddie to no end. Right now you guys were in his trailer in his room laying in his bed while he sat next to you tuning his guitar. You loved to see him like this. He was at peace and you were just laying there admiring him. 

Feeling your eyes on him, Eddie turns to you with a smile. 

“Like what you see?” he asked, waiting for an answer. Nodding your head with a small smile feeling your face turn hot. “Yes, I'm sorry I can't help it,” you said, shrugging your shoulders. 

He bends down and stops right as your lips are about to touch. He says “It’s okay baby, I feel the same way about you.” You move to sit up, trying to get a better angle in order to smoothly slip your tongue into his mouth as he lets out a soft moan. The soft movements of your tongues electrify you.

Eddie retracts his lips and moves to get on top of you, attaching his lips to your neck. “Oh, Eddie” you whimpered while he started rocking his hips into your core, feeling him getting harder with each movement. 

Reaching down his waist to unbuckle his belt and pull off his pants, you feel something feather light fall onto your stomach. Initially, you think it’s his hand, but as you go to grab it you recognize the feel of a crumpled up sheet of paper that reads.

Thank you for fitting me into your tight schedule I really appreciate it (;  -Madison 

“What the fuck is this? Who is Madison?” You push him off of you and he quickly moves to the door to block you from leaving.

 “I don't know. I don’t even know where that came from” he tries to plead. “Then how the hell did it get into your front pocket? What is she even talking about “fitting her into your tight schedule”?”

“I don't know, maybe I gave her something? But that’s all, I didn’t do anything with anyone.” 

“Yeah fucking right, you're always saying that shit. Dealing with some girl that wants to sleep with you and brushing it off like you didn't try to entertain it while I wasn't there”

“You literally do the same shit. Did you forget when I caught you trying to be friends with that guy from your job when he is obviously trying to fuck you?” He continues before you can defend yourself, “You always do this, you're always accusing me of something that I didn’t do because you’re guilty about what you do with other guys while I’m not fucking there” 

Letting out a breath you nod your head, he is somewhat right. You do like the attention you get from other men but it would never go as far as them giving you their numbers. You just wanted to show Eddie that while he has girls all over him you could have guys all over you. 

You know it’s not okay but you get genuinely frustrated when girls have the audacity to flirt with him in front of you and he always tries to make it seem like it's not a big deal. So you tried to make him empathize with you, make him feel the pain and humiliation you felt. 

Wanting the fight to be over, you walk over to him and stare into his eyes. “I’m sorry for letting those guys think they had a chance. I just don’t like feeling like I'm sharing, when you're my boyfriend. I didn’t mean to accuse you but you have to see where I'm coming from. You would be livid if you found a note on me”. You say your voice is shaky because you're trying to avoid crying. 

Eddie sees this and closes the space in between you two wrapping his arms around your waist. “My love, I'm all yours. Did your friends tell you this? Did they make you feel like I’m not?” You sniffle shaking your head but he didn't like that answer. “Yes they did and you know they did. Why do you allow them to cause problems in our relationships?” 

Wrapping your arms around you plead to him “Please, let's not argue about this right now” with tears streaming on your face  

Eddie wipes the tears from your eyes using his thumbs, “You have always looked pretty when you cry.” 

If you guys want to request more Eddie content please do I have no problem writing for him! Thank you <3 

[megamindsupremacy]

So you have a reverse Robin au and a reverse billy au (adult William & kid marvel). What about Danny phantom? how would you reverse it?

Okay, so. The thing with Danny Phantom is that, unlike the DCU, it's a much more contained universe with waaay fewer characters. Which makes things easier and harder. So I have two options (with suboptions) for age reversing

Option 1.1: Danny and Jazz switch ages (Danny Dies)

Danny is Jazz's older brother trying very hard to parent her while their parents work 24/7. He's not doing Great but by god he's trying his absolute best. This is his little sister we're talking about, he'd kill a god for her. Jazz is a mini-genius, Danny is also a genius but his academic performance is shit because he's preoccupied at all hours of the day with a) trying to give Jazz any semblance of a normal childhood and b) trying to make sure she doesn't notice just how uhh different? different her childhood actually is. The important part here is that Danny is trying really really hard but also failing.

Danny works a lot with Jack and Maddie in the lab here, they finally started letting him help out with their research/engineering mid-freshman year and so he's less skeptical than he is in canon. They get the portal built the summer before his senior year.

The portal accident goes similar to how it does in canon except Danny actually knows how it works here. Sam and Tucker were over to hang out but Danny is like "FIVE MORE MINUTES" trying to fix the ghost portal to surprise his parents when they return. Then he dies rest in peace. So now Danny is afflicted with senioritis, eldest daughter syndrome, and Dead, and he is having a Bad Time. He's trying to take care of Jazz, fight off the ghosts invading their town, ward off his parents' suspicions, work through internalized ghost bigotry (because he fully believed everything his parents said about ghosts, he had no reason not to), and try to graduate high school. I have no plot here just Danny's Havin A Bad Time Vibes

(everything else under the readmore because i'm having thoughts)

Option 1.2: Danny and Jazz switch ages (Jazz Dies)

Same living situation as above. Danny gets an A++ for effort and a C- for performance with the Eldest Daughter Syndrome (gender neutral)

Here, Jazz, as the resident friendless child prodigy alienated from her peers because of the autism because she doesn't know how to connect with other students, is the one to go to the lab. Danny, Jack, and Maddie are mutually devastated the portal didn't work, they're all out of the house that night. Jazz is like "I can definitely fix the ghost portal they can't turn on!" She's like fully in the wiring, trying to figure out if red cord goes to green or blue, when she connects the wrong two wires and gets got.

Jazz manages to hide her Death from her family for a while. Instead of her first ghost being the Lunch Lady, it's Spectra, which first shakes up and then really solidifies Jazz's intention to study psychology. Jazz is less chill than in canon because less responsibilities+half dead+brain is four years less developed+same amounts of Very Smart, so in the beginning shes like. A tightly compressed ball of rage psychologically torturing every classmate who was ever an asshole to her. Then Spectra happens and she mellows out a Tiny bit. She is a very "work smarter not harder" kinda ghost fighter- she makes the ghosts fight each other, she bullies the ghosts into backing down, she makes ghost hunters fight the ghosts, she convinces the ghosts to not attack, but she rarely goes out and actually starts punching.

Danny finds out really early on (he's kinda overbearing with taking care of her) and he becomes her guy in the chair type. He makes it so their parent's weapons don't target her, he tries to ward off suspicions, he's doing everything.

Option 1.2.1: Option 1.2: Danny and Jazz switch ages (Jazz Dies)

Same everything as above except Danny doesn't figure out Jazz dies ever and instead of Jack and Maddie being the ones to hunt the new ghost terrorizing the town, it's Danny. Jack and Maddie are too invested in squeezing every last bit of data and information they can from the ghost portal, they don't have time for no ghost hunting. Danny is like, fully the villain of the story for a season and a half and it's horrible because Jazz knows how much Danny loves her and tries to help her in every way in her human form but he absolutely hates her ghost half and tries to kill ("kill") her daily.

[carlsainz]

Hey, I love you writing! Can you write something about dating luke and you get in a fight and his brothers are there to comfort you and get mad at Luke and forcing him to apologize to you! Thanks 😊

that's so sweet, thank youuu <3 i love seeing there are people who enjoy the silly little things i write

this is not proofread

luke had been acting weird all day. he isolated himself and you just went to a boat ride with his brothers, since he was strange and refused to talk to you or anyone.

at night, after dinner, you, luke and his brothers were just chilling and stargazing when luke snapped in front of his brothersb.

"why didn't you tell me you and brendan have been a thing?"

"what?"

"you heard me," he said, sounding really mad.

"ok first of all, i didn't owe you any explanation of my previous dating life," you started. "and second, i never told you because it wasn't nothing special, it wasn't even a thing. we were just needy one night and that's it, you didn't even join umich when it happen."

he covered his eyes with his hand. "y/n we're friends, brendan and i. you should've told me!"

"why are you so worried about it? i'm with you now, not brendan."

"because i wish i knew! that's why," he got up from his adirondack. "i wish you had told me before i saw a picture of someone with you and brendan kissing in the background."

"luke hughes i won't say it again," you started, hard tone. "it was literally a year before i met you. what i did is none of your business, do you understand? are you seeing me throwing a tantrum about any of the girls you've kissed before me?"

"you could've shown some respect and told me, you know. now this is puck bunny behavior, don't you think? going from a friend to another?"

"what did you just say?" you asked, getting up too.

"you're not deaf, y/n. and what's the next thing, huh? cheating on me with one of my brothers?"

"ok guys this is not good so luke, you should go to your room breathe a little bit, this is only going to hurt you two."

luke just mumbled "whatever." and left, while you sat again, shocked that luke directed those words to you. it was just so cruel you couldn't even think straight.

"hey y/n, are you alright?" quinn asked, benting down in front of your chair.

"i- i don't think so," you stuttered. "q, he knows i would never do that and yet he said that."

"i know, i know, i'm so sorry for this, i'm sure he didn't mean it," quinn responded with a soothing voice.

"yeah, i think he was just mad and out of his mind," jack agreed.

quinn and jack stood up in front of you, jack saying "come here." you got up too and they hugged you very tightly, comforting you while you cried over luke's words. after some time just hugging, they released you and you wiped your tears, sniffing.

"thank you boys, i love you," you said. "guess i'll just sleep in one of the other spare rooms, can one of you get luke out of the bedroom so i can get my things please?"

"sure, he needs to hear some things too," quinn said. "just wait five minutes and them the room is free."

with that, they left the backyard and you were there, the words still haunting you.

meanwhile, the boys carried luke to quinn's bedroom so they could get some things clear to him.

"first of all, you're an asshole," jack started.

"yes, you are," quinn agreed. "you were a jerk to her and for what?"

"but she literally kissed and did god knows what with one of my best friends," luke protested.

"yeah, and so what? did she cheat on you?"

rolling his eyes, luke replied "well, no but-"

"but nothing, luke. she did nothing wrong and you can't say shit about it," quinn said. "now insinuate she would cheat on you with one of us was so cruel, you have no idea now but you'll regret it, probably for the rest of your life."

"god you're so idiot, i'm holding myself back from punching your stupid face right now," said jack.

"you two are making it sound so bad," luke commented.

"because it was bad, dude. are you dumb or what?"

luke sat down and started thinking about the things he had said. and he also said that was puck bunny behavior. god he was such an idiot.

"now go apologize to her," jack said.

"yeah, we know she has anxiety and this is terrible to her mind," quinn added.

"fuck me," luke mouthed and stood up. "where is she?"

"probably taking a shower or in some of the spare rooms."

"do the right thing now, hughes," quinn said.

closing the door behind him, luke started searching for you inside the bedrooms and found you in less than a minute. "baby?" he said after knocking on the door.

"go away."

"please, let me apologize."

"no luke, go away."

"at least hear me, please," he begged. "i didn't mean any of those things, i- i guess i'm just scared of losing you because i don't think i'm good enough for you or even pretty enough. nothing justifies what i said to you but i'm so sorry, i was just jealous and afraid of losing my girl."

you didn't say anything but he could hear you sniffling and that made him feel like the worst guy in the world.

"i will never say that again and never ever make you feel bad about things you did before we started dating, okay? i'm so sorry and i love you so much," he said.

you opened the door, making him feel even more guilty after seeing your red eyes. "you really meant that?"

"of course no, baby, i was just acting like an asshole and for that i am sorry."

you just kept quiet, looking into his eyes. the only thing you saw was truth, so you just sighed and hugged him, instantly feeling his arms around you. he started kissing your head, repeating i'm sorry between the kisses.

"please don't do that again," you begged.

"i won't, i promise."

you just stood there, hugging until you started yawning.

"we're fine but i really think we should sleep in separate rooms tonight."

he agreed because it was your will and you went to bed. however, he could feel the exact moment you laid down with him in the middle of the night and wrapped your arms around him.

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After seeing the aftermath of Ursula vs hades I want to see sgs au Scar interactions now

How can I capture all of Scar sass, this took too long to do, God help

Maybe he's going soft, or maybe it's years of being dead and coming back, stuck with interacting only with seven teens and his "coworkers", but Scar has grown fond of Kingscholar, the boy has a promising future if the loyalty of the students in Savanaclaw is something to base on, cunning and strong, truly fit to be king

He spends most of his time lazing around the dorm and when curiosity got the best of him he follows Leona around, making snarky remarks here and there

*Crowley enters the class breaking a window*

Scar: oh look a bird who doesn't know how to fly

*At Trein class*

Scar: king of beast~ a fitting title indeed

*One morning at Leona's room*

Cheka, opening the door unannounced and tackling Leona: UNCLE LEONA~~!

Leona: shit- GET OF ME YOU BRAT! THAT HURT

Scar: oh God not another one, good luck entertaining your nephew

*One night at Savanaclaw*

Shenzi: hey boss we're hungry!

Scar: eat a student's leg for all I care, but let me sleep in peace

Banzai: you sure?

Leona, waking up the third time this week bc of those four: no eating legs, just go to the kitchen or go hunt something, but no eating anyone

Now for when he notices Leona's crush~

Evening and kid wasn't at the botanical garden, nor in any of his usual spots, Scar was bored so he tracked him down

And there, in a tree at PE practice of the first year he sat, a... human in his lap, nuzzling the herbivore's hair, he could hear their conversation

Yuu: Leona~ you are more groggy than usual

Leona, muffed by Yuu's hair: tired... didn't slept well

Yuu: that's a surprise considering how much you usualy sleep

Leona: shhhhh pillows don't talk

Yuu: hey! I'm not a pillow

Leona: now you are

Yuu: Leona~ I have classes

Leona: not anymore, you are now my pillow

Yuu sing in defeat: you're the reason I skip so much classes... you gotta pay me back some day y'know

Leona: hmmmm....zzzzzz

Scar: oh ho ho~ if that isn't interesting

Later:

Scar: and who was that herbivore?

Leona: noone of your business

Scar: sure sure... your mate?

Leona: I SaId NooNE Of YouR BuSINesS!

Scar: Well I can't see the appeal, but suit yourself child

Leona: please stop talking

After Ursula and Hades fight, Jack let them sleep at his room, however the savanaclaw students wanted a rematch of last time, so Yuu had to kick their butts again

Scar: Cub wake up your herbivore is here

Leona, still groggy: what?

They arrived the second Yuu finished the last student

Yuu: Anyone else or I can sleep already?

Savanaclaw students: N-no more! We're happy to have you has our honorary member! We apologize...

Yuu: no bigy, just let me sleep, today was too busy... JESUS-!

The hyenas tackled Yuu: HERBIVORE!

Yuu this is my life now: missed you guys too

Leona: oi, what's this commotion in the middle of the night?

Scar: ah... I see it now

[gay-salt-amber]

How about a ask based off a mall trip? Weird I know, but I'm craving that 7/11 rn and reading your Valentines Day fic sparked the idea somewhat The prompt basically is everyone in the dorms minus the some are separated during a break and that's not sitting right with everyone so they all set up a plan to take a day in the city! (All while "abducting" Riddle and Idia from their parents home, Floyd says it's not abducting it's saving). They go to the biggest mall in Twisted Wonderland and spend time there, dares were made and they shopped until they can't hold their things that much, but before that they spend some time and watched a film in the movie theater (I see some shippy moments of Kalim holding onto Jamil and Floyd being a smart ass giving him a thumbs up before Riddle or Azul smacks him, also I can't get the image of Trey and Jade behind Riddle who's between Cater and Floyd both getting popcorn and snacks from his lap and he's just RED like O////o "help") and the gang eats in the food court and they all just have a fun ol time.

It has nothing to do with the next gen of my previous ask but ye!

Also, I have a solution of your multishipper heart that I suffer with as well; Mixing

For me I like Riddle x Floyd and I also like Trey x Jade but also like Trey x Riddle and Trey x Cater, so I made them into kind of one big poly ship or wrote them as neighbors

Because of that when I saw Epel x Savanaclaw but also First Years as Poly I was like, "Oh, perfect mixing opportunity!" So, for me at least how I see it up to you, it'd be Epel, Deuce, Sebek, Jack, Leona, and Ruggie as one large relationship. I'd add Ace too but I like KalJamAce so I literally only see-

Ace: "You two are just jealous I'm dating two second years"

Epel: "Bitch we're dating each other, a second year, a third year, AND all our boyfriends can easily kick your boyfriend's asses!"

Nothing to do with that, just wanted to let you know and hope it amuses you. I'm awkward in ask since I'm a sly blob who thinks I'm weird, so hi. Shy blob here and shy blob is gonna start drawing some art based off your helpful headcanons, hope you're having a awesome day. - Raven/Rae (she/they)

So, I already did the first one a little bit but, I will write about the foot court and theater one! This wont be a full fanfic but it'll be snippets since ig that's my thing now! Also im putting Epel x Savanaclaw and Floyd x Cater x Riddle x Che'nya in here cuz this is my blog and I can :/

The film they go see is prolly a comedy, Rook and Vil wanted to go to a romance movie but were outvoted -w-

They over-do the butter on the popcorn but who's complaining? Certainty not them

Ruggie was gonna bring in his own candy but Leona bought him as much as he (and Epel) wanted when they got there... No matter how much Ruggie may have protested

Ruggie has his head on Leona's shoulder the whole time since there's a tall guy infront of them (One of the Leech twins prolly) and can't see the screen otherwise

Rook and Vil would be talking about the filming job and Vil would be like, "Thank goodness I didn't take this movie offer" and the movies worth like 1M with like a bunch of older and richer actors and it weirds everyone else out

So, Kalim cries from laughing very easily so he just has his arms around Jamil while crying-laughing into his shoulder

Riddle def is the one who smacks Floyd for laughing

Che'nya pops up next to Floyd, Riddle and Cater and they all quietly gasped, gave him kisses and hugs then went back to watching the movie with their other bf

Epel is trying so hard to not laugh at the dirty jokes cuz he knows Vil will flick him over the head for it (Rook is trying to hold back too dw) so he goes and sits with Leoruggie and just dies laughing at the next joke

So, Jack is sitting right on Leona's left side and Leona is whispering spoilers to him, bonus is that he's never seen the movie, hes just whispering random shit to him like, "He ends up dating her" or, "They get their head blown off"

During one of the final songs of the movie, Idia hacks into the speakers are Rick Rolls everyone

Floyd, Lilia, Kalim and Cater don't stay for the after credit scene because "We wanna be surprised for the next one!"

When they go to the food court, Che'nya wanted to do the Lady and the Tramp pasta thingy and Riddle goes, "Well how are we gonna do it? We don't have a four-way pasta noodle." And Floyd, being the dirty minded boy he is the second he heard four-way he started dying laughing, the other two joined in and it took Riddle 5 seconds to get it and he turned beat red

Jade and Trey get pastries and Cater films them reviewing them like their fucking Gordan Ramsey

"we drink boba tea to satisfy our ancient & innate urge to slurp up tadpoles from a puddle through a reed"-Ace Trappola 2xxx

They went clothing shopping and Epel and Kalim were trying on some things and asking their partners opinions, only one out of four of them gave any feedback and that was Leona since for some reason he wasn't overly flustered by how pretty Epel looked

Riddle wants help to look more androgynous and the minute that was said Che'nya was ALL over that shit like what did Riddle want? Shoes? Skirts? Pants? Hair stuff? He didn't care if it made Riddle happy so be it

Epel gets nervous when it comes to holding Leona's hand until Leona just sighs and initiates it and says, "If you wanna do it, just fucking do it."

Floyd gets them onto the roof somehow and they go up there and chill despite Riddles protest about it at first

They gave Rook the aux cord on the way back, big mistake

Leona buys them all alcohol afterwards and they all go to the Ramshackle dorm to enjoy themselves for the night

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Ik this is like super short but y'know ;-; also good luck with the fanart im really excited to see it :D -Amber

[doooweeeeooooo]

Incorrect Tensimm quotes

Store Worker: Would a Mx. Doctor please come to the front desk? Doctor, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: points to Master and Jack Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Master and Jack, simultaneously: We got lost :( Doctor: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

Doctor: *Screams* Master: *Screams louder to assert dominance* Jack: Should we do something?! Donna, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Doctor: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Master: ...I did. I broke it. Doctor: No. No you didn't. Jack? Jack: Don't look at me. Look at Donna. Donna: What?! I didn't break it. Jack: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Donna: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Jack: Suspicious. Donna: No, it's not! Rose: If it matters, probably not, but Martha was the last one to use it. Martha: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Rose: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Martha: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Rose! Master: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Doctor. Doctor: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Rose: Doctor... Jack's been awfully quiet. Jack: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Doctor, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Doctor: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Doctor: Doctor: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Doctor: Time for plan G. Master: Don’t you mean plan B? Doctor: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties Jack: What about plan D? Doctor: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Donna: What about plan E? Doctor: I’m hoping not to use it. Rose dies in plan E. Martha: I like plan E.

Doctor: I CAN'T DO IT! Master, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER! Doctor: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE! Jack: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US. Doctor: Doctor: I appreciate it, Doctor: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH- Donna: Doctor- Doctor: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! Rose: Doctor we gotta- Doctor: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. Doctor: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?' Doctor, motioning to Martha: NOT FUCKING THIS

Doctor, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Master: Hey. Jack: Hi. Donna: Hello. Rose: Hey! Doctor: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Martha: We were out of Doritos.

Doctor: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Master: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Doctor: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING JACK WITH ME Donna, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

Master: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Jack, Donna, & Doctor: Okay. Master: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Jack: Bold of you to assume I have money. Donna: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die Doctor: Bold of you to assume I can die.

Master, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- Doctor, whispering: Should we call the exorcist? Jack, also singing:The taste of his cherry chapstick. Donna, appalled: Call the exorcist.

Doctor, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- Donna, whispering: Should we call the exorcist

Master, also singing:The taste of his cherry chapstick. Jack, appalled: Call the exorcist.

Doctor: I'm bored. Jack: Wanna commit first degree murder Doctor: Sure! Donna, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Master down!!

Martha: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. Master: I witnessed the dumb stuff. Donna: I recorded the dumb stuff. Jack: I joined you in the dumb stuff. Doctor: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

Donna: Are we really going to let Doctor keep Master? Martha: We kept Jack.

Donna: Good morning. Master: Good morning. Martha: Good morning. Doctor: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Jack: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

Doctor: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Master and I are dating Master, Martha, Jack, and Donna: *gasp* Doctor: Master, why are you surprised?!

Jack: ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful... Doctor: I just wanna fucking marry Master!!

Jack: Is this your plan B? Doctor: Technically, this is plan P. Jack: Plan P? Is there a plan M? Doctor: Yes, but I marry Master in plan M. Master: I like plan M.

Master: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me. Doctor: But they said not to touch the masterpieces. Master: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall. Jack, on a walkie talkie: This is Jack, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

Master: I didn't drink that much last night. Jack: You were flirting with Doctor. Master: So what? They're my partner. Jack: You asked if they were single. Jack: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

Master: This date is boring! Doctor: This isnt a date. I said I was going to the store. Master: Then why did you invite me? Doctor: I didnt, I specifically said "dont come with me" then you said " fuck you Doctor I'll do whatever I want!

Jack: Hey Doctor, wanna third wheel on my date with Martha tomorrow? Doctor: Sure. Jack: Master! Wanna third wheel on my date with Martha tomorrow. Jack: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date! Doctor & Master: ... Martha: Jack...

Master: Hey Jack, wanna third wheel on my date with Doctor tomorrow? Jack: Sure. Master: Martha! Wanna third wheel on my date with Doctor tomorrow? Master: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date! Jack & Martha: ... Doctor: Master...

Martha: Why are your tongues purple? Doctor: We had slushies. I had a blue one. Master: I had a red one. Martha: oh. Martha: Martha: OH. Jack: Jack: You drank eachothers slushies?

Jack: *about Master and Doctor* They make a cute couple, huh? Martha: They certainly are standing next to each other.?

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

Honestly. I've realized that by Izzy Stan's own definitions of harassment (not by mine by theirs) I actually was harassed by them back in the earlier months. I just didn't take it fucking seriously. I considered it an above average amount of cope in my mentions and I started blocking bitches. I don't have the receipts because like Marie Kondo, it did not spark joy so I threw that bitch away. Maybe I'm just autistic(can't read social cues) with a degradation kink but I didn't register that it could be considered harassment up until now when they're holding up examples of innocuous posts that don't target anyone as harassment and now I'm like "well people in my mentions not being able to mind their own fucking business were absolutely hounding me compaired to this shit" I don't consider what I went through harassment tho I consider it chickenshit internet users asking for the block.

Re the Anon who is actually harassing you: I'm not talking about the Anon, that bitch was in my inbox too. Stop bringing that bitch up I have him blocked lmao. He is no longer relevant to me. He is a racist cunt and I've said that shit to his grey, circular, beshaded face. But what I'm saying is you're not special for getting that Anon babe. That's not evidence of an Izzy Stan exclusive problem. If it was I wouldn't be able to say "oh yeah that guy"

But like seriously I need someone to explain to me how tagging a meta post #izzy hands for the purposes of organizing ones own blog is harassment, but blowing up someones notifications for days on end with endless crying about how we're being so mean for doing that first thing isn't harassment. It feels like if one of these things was harassment and one of them isn't it would be the other way around.

Always and forever the Chad calico jack apologist cross the virgin Izzy hands apologist xoxo

[angelhotchner]

Take It Easy PII - Summertime Blues

Part II to Take It Easy, but can be read alone.

Pairing: Aaron Hotchner x Reader [I wrote it with Fem!Reader in mind but I couldn’t any gendering written in] Style: One Shot Contents: Fluff, Adult Language, Mention of Smut. Word Count: 1.1K

You take your boyfriend camping...and you thought your first impromptu vacation fail with him was just a fluke.

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Note: So you guys wanted a part two to Take It Easy. I didn't really want to write onward from where the fic ended, but I had another idea that fit into the T.I.E universe. So this is a follow-up, but it has a time-skip. Love you angels <3

"Camping? You're taking me camping?" Hotch asked, chuckling. You were halfway to the campsite and he'd been pestering you the entire journey like an excited kid, wanting to know where you were taking him and what you'd be doing. Apparently, camping was the last thing he expected. "No, I've got a tent in the trunk for shits and giggles, Aaron," You bit, sarcastically, but a smile graced your lips as you glanced away from the road to him. "Camping. We're going camping," He kept repeating, accompanied with giggles to himself. "What?" You whined, and his giggles ascended into a full-on belly laughter - the true Aaron Hotchner laugh that only you seemed to hear. "I just didn't expect camping, Y/N," "and I didn't expect it to be such a funny thing," "It's not funny," "Then why are you laughing like that?" He started laughing again and you saw him shake his head out of the corner of your eye. "Look, we're going camping. Okay? In a tent. In the woods. In the middle of nowhere," You said. "If you're trying to kill me, this is already suspicious. I'm an agent, you know?" He quirked, poking your rib. You took a hand off the wheel to slap his hand playfully. "I know, Agent Dumbass. Grab my phone, will you?" He pulled your phone from the small compartment in between your seats, plugging in the AUX cord. "I'm guessing there's a camping playlist," He murmured as he unlocked your phone. "Well...kind of," You grinned. You glanced over at him as he held your phone in his hands, his brow furrowed as he flicked through it. "Y/N," "Yeah?" You bit back your laughter. "I've found a playlist called 'Camping Trip' but there's only one song on it," "Yep...that's right," You were struggling to hold in your laughter. "Play it," He shrugged and hit play, and you cranked the volume knob all the way up. You wished that you could have taken a photo of his face as the theme song to Little Einsteins filled the car. You finally caved into your laughter. "What the fuck is this?" He yelled, cackles of laughter bubbling out as you cast him a shocked look. "Aaron Hotchner! Language!" You teased. "Is this the shit that Jack keeps singing?" "Maybe," "Oh my God," He murmured. "It was you who got him singing this, wasn't it?" "I said it was Dad's favourite song and he should sing it to him whenever he can," You tried to remain calm when you said it, but your voice broke into a manic state of laughter as Aaron mumbled curses to himself, staring at you in playful annoyance. You needed to chill out, your eyes were beginning to tear up from laughter and you were struggling to see the road. "I'm turning this off," "No, you're not," "Y/N," Your eyes were streaming so bad that you pulled up on the side of the road, keeping the engine running as you wiped your eyes, a few snickers still sneaking out as you looked at him. You took a deep breath and composed yourself. "Now, we can't go camping unless we sing," His eyes went wide and his head fell back onto the seat as he shook his head. "Y/N, no. This isn't happening. No," You turned off the engine, a smirk on your lips. Aaron scoffed, then sighed, grabbing his own phone from his pocket. "What are you doing?" "I'm googling the lyrics," He admitted sheepishly, and you set back off onto the road, the song beginning as you drove. By the fifth repeat, he'd memorized the lyrics. You pulled up to the parking lot of the woods almost screaming the song. Neither of you made a move to get out of the car until the song finished.

Setting up a tent turned out to be the most difficult thing in the world when it was both of you. After several arguments and a five-minute breather from you as you stormed off, you eventually let Hotch put up the tent the way that he thought it should be put up. You'd tried to tell him that you'd set this tent up several times and that he was wrong, but he wouldn't hear any of it. He was adamant that he knew how to put up a tent - sure he knew, but this tent wasn't a typical one. You'd bought it a few years ago, for a steal price, and it was more like a fancy hotel room compacted into a fort of material. When Hotch had 'set up' the tent, he opened the door and motioned for you to go inside. You did, and for a moment you were impressed - everything seemed to be perfectly right. The poles seemed sturdy and held up the material well, and the LED lights sewn into the fabric casted a romantic, golden glow inside. You lay down on the thin mattress, resting your head onto the pillow as he joined you. "I told you I could--"

Then the tent collapsed.

The golden glow of the LEDs faded as your face was hit by mounds of tent fabric and a couple of poles fell onto your foot. You tried to suppress your laughter. Neither of you moved for a minute or so. "...put up a tent," He finished, and you howled with laughter, neither of you making an effort to get out from under the mounds of fabric. You lifted your head and scrambled through the fabric that had settled between you, finding his face in the darkness. "Well, you can put up a tent. But the whole idea is to keep it upright," You teased as you leaned in, placing a soft kiss onto his lips. You giggled against his mouth - he'd been pouting like a child in the dark, and you'd felt it as you kissed him. "We need to fix the tent," He grumbled, messily pulling his way out from under the fabric.

A couple of hours later, when the daylight had faded into an ethereal hue, you lay in the now sturdy tent with the door half zipped open. The sunset illuminated your face and Hotch watched you intently as that halo appeared around you, once again. "I love you," He mumbled. Your eyes slowly drifted from the sunset to his face, his words registering in your brain.

You studied him for a moment, giving into every feeling that surged through your chest as he watched you with a worried hesitance.

"I love you too," You admitted, before you lunged for him sloppily, placing hungry kisses onto his mouth, his neck, his jaw - anywhere you could find. "Shouldn't we close the door?" He mumbled as he gripped your hips. You chuckled against his skin, the vibration making him hold you even tighter. "I don't mind performing in front of a bear," You whispered. "You're completely crazy," He muttered, before flipping you over so that you were lying on your back, his hands dancing downwards on your body. "You love it," You smiled, moaning at the feeling of his touch. "I know," His hands weaved into your hair, pulling it tightly as the weight of his body pressed onto yours. He began suckling at your neck, increasing the pressure every time that you let out a sound of pleasure. "We're goin' on a trip..." You sang softly, and he pulled away quickly, his eyes laughing. "Don't fucking start that," "Well there ain't no cure for the summertime blues," You sang instead, and he shook his head, leaning back towards your neck. The man started singing Summertime Blues to your skin.

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guess fucking what? my inbox is so fucking full right now i'm unloading all of this shit in one post.

For the 11th gotham memes: gothamites react to bruce being jacked in a tiktok he made with kids, like super yoked, ripped as hell

fucking hilarious thanks. i think i did it in one meme post, but i genuinely don't remember which one

i dunno which of the batfam would do this but one time i was sleeping over at a friends house and ended up on the floor bc the bed was so very small and i just stayed there because the rug was soft

that's a drunk jason move i don't know what to tell you

tim and jason are "i listen to pop punk" solidarity. whenever jason highjacks the batmobile theyll go on long ass car rides blaring mcr and paramore and then never talk about it again

as they should!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tim: no jason it's my turn using the aux cord i gotta put on my jams jason: don't you dare put on weird shit tim: don't worry, you're gonna love this *plays fearless (taylor's version)

hear me out hear me out, red hood stans 🤝 nightwing stans t h i g h s

holy shit yes.

SNL au: Bruce breaks character when pretending to superman and says something like "I'm not superman! You've seen his gps!! It's from 2001!!!" @sabeanybabe

superman flies past the snl building the next day just to say 'actually it's from 2005, i'm not a heathen'

does your back hurt from carrying the batfam fandom

it hurts more from the exotic rock collection i keep in my backpack, but thanks for the concern.

I love your posts by why would you always leave the best parts in the tags?

as a treat for the people that check the tags ;) (and also because i'm committed to the short post aesthetic)

somehow your playlist was everything i never knew i needed. i mean it. this is my new favorite playlist.

and don't you dare get a new favourite playlist!

babe ur stoner tim playlist is exactly too perfect, earth is literally blessed by ur existence

babe thanks so much! i love my stoner tim playlist because it's just my usual playlist but people think it's an artistic choice that i put taylor swift and britney spears in there, when it's just what i unironically like listening to

JANDKSKDK BILLY RAY CYRUS ON THE STONER TIM PLAYLIST I LOVE IT IT

again it's not even an ironic choice, i know every single word and i genuinely like the song

The last chapter of Fundamentals of Casework has me crying at work. Thanks I love it @dudelookitsalesbian

oh babe, i'm sorry, but also, not sorry i love chapter 4 so much it's my lovechild with the 'mental illness' tag

soooo....stumbled on your tumblr by some stroke of fate??? read your DC fanfic first. which is PHENOMENAL btw. then found all the batmemes; the funniest thing EVER bc everyone forgets about regular old gothamites. kept scrolling and your blog pops up as recommended. clicked on the ao3 for shits and giggles and waddaya know?!?!? it's YOU!!! you're LEGEND!!!! ever seen that meme? it's a video of a cat that got into a baseball field and the two announcers get really invested in his escape attempt and start giving a play by play of the cat instead of the game. memeable moment: "GREAT stuff from the Cat!!!"

i seriously think about this ask every single day and it's so fucking funny to me that i've never seen the meme you're referencing, but i still find myself going 'GREAT stuff from the Cat!!!' whenever i see something funny. but wow i'm glad you liked this steaming pile of garbage

Fav dc character overall? And fav batfamily character?

don't ask me to pick between the loves of my life, but i can tell you i've cried about every single batfamily member and also wally west (my beloved)

What's your opinion on fans having a problem with batfam being "too big"? And some even claim that batfam is just "Bruce Alfred Dick Damian" and the rest of them are just "friends and allies" (source: reddit) Personally, I like batfam because of this reason but idk

stupid. a family can never be too big. i'm not that big a fan of like huge batfam stuff with everybody from every single universe, because as much as it's funny for bruce to have like 30 kids, it just feels a little too OOC for me.

This is the best tag I've seen involving the batfam, thanks for thinking of it

This is canon now @nctxrejects

lmao yeah i think at that point alfred has had to sit through like at least a dozen coming out talks and just has a pride flag collection in the attic that he pulls out whenever a kid comes out

idk why batfam hits different as compared to any other superhero family

bc it's found family and usually the other superhero families are almost all genetically related in one way or another

I don't know if you watch the umbrella academy but I saw your last post about batcest and saw the similarities. But the thing is (although I think it's weird) in TUA, they addressed it by saying "they were raised as weapons, not siblings" or something along those lines, which is simply not the case with batfam.

yeah i watched tua but i also thought it was ridiculous and they still treated each other as siblings so i didn't like the luthor/allison thing, and am glad they stopped doing that shit bc it fucking sucked.

Hot take: Batcest shippers are the same people who believe adopted siblings are not actual siblings

smoking hot take: batcest shippers are the people who watch 'my sister got stuck in the washing machine' porn

Duke was adopted by Bruce?

not technically no, but do i, tumblr user batarangsoundsdumb, look like i care?

True story but I had to change my freaking name because it used to be "Damien" and most people would go "OH LIKE DAMIAN WAYNE" like please I'm just tryna live

true story, but i don't actually think of damian when i hear the name damian, literally the first thing that pops up is damian darkh like bruh what?

apparently dc comics company supported comic stores by giving out new titles and stuff during the beginning of the pandemic to help them run and I just think that's wholesome

ah yeah that's so fucking cool, still don't like dc, the company, because this world is a capitalist hellhole and we're all owned by warner brothers or disney with no in between.

ayo looking at tumblr head canons and finding out bruce is actually a terrible father is a punch in the gut

lmao yes, in like 50% of comics bruce is a terrible father and it gives me whiplash

oooh I just saw the jason todd vs winter soldier post and the real question is: batman vs iron man

while iron man has like hundreds of cases of armor, batman could throw out an emp and have the guy dropping out of the sky in 2 seconds.

dickfast = fastdick = quickdick = quickie

magnum hot take

hey bata(?) just thought I'd let you know I have copied the obnoxious emoji and Billy Ray post for use on simping men going forth

thank you 😘🌷 (@spacebarsidecar)

why would you do that to your followers???? i get why i did it, but why would you???

what is scarecrow made the nightwing funko pop himself, like those diy-ers that paint over other ones

oh god no, horrible take, horrible take, that's a disgusting thought oh no

I see your HC that Bruce and Oliver fucked and raise you this: Dick and Roy ALSO fucked

yes they did and it was a horrible moment for jason to find out dick has fucked both of his best friends

"at this rate bruce adds like 1 child to his family every decade or so" Duke is introduced in 2013, Damian as Damian, not as an unnamed child, in 2006. And he is already 14 years old, Robins rarely remain Robins after 16 😬 It looks like a new Robin and Batkid will appear in a couple of years

i mean i can't wait? but somebody will probably die first tho, we're due for another major character death. my money's on either cass or duke this time.

BRO you're so right all of your Bruce's ex headcanons are amazing but they aren't ships, that's kinda wild. Like I don't want any peeks into how their relationship was I just want to see everyone make fun of them

lmao YES it's just i love bruce being a slut, like good for him.

I am in love with your posts your honour thank you

omg thanks are we like,, gonna kiss now?

The justice league needs to have a meeting to discuss how many of their members/partners have slept with bruce. Because through a combination of cannon & fannon (if DC wasn’t homophobic) we have AT LEAST: 1) clark 2) lois 3) oliver 4) dinah 5) john

Thats not counting villains or random civilians @dudelookitsalesbian

yes yes yes, they'll have a yearly meeting about how many of their collective exes could be out for revenge and batman's list just keeps getting longer.

tim was like "i'm drake now" and everyone was like ahh so your fursona is a dragon and tim was like pffffft no. ducks.

and what about it?

when steph's fighting livewire and she zaps her with lighting and nothing happens and then they both just. stand there awkwardly for a second and talk. yeah i couldn't stop laughing at that batgirl steph is the BEST

oh yeah that was fucking hilarious and i think it would be so cool and sexy of dc to give steph a little comic series,,, as a treat

Hi I absolutely adore all of yours "Bruce and Oliver very badly pretending they didn't fuck each other" memes

lmao i do too

I need you to know that “Bruce Wayne had frosted tips” is one of my favorite Bruce takes of all time it’s so galaxy brained. you’re right and you should say it

he also painted his hair blonde once when he was travelling and in conclusion, this is why he's being blackmailed by the gotham gazette.

you know my thing about gordon being branded as the only good cop in gotham is its a load of shit like arguably he's a good person and not working to screw people over or anything but the fact that he also works w. batman makes him a shit cop. like yea batman is better than the mob but its still illegal its still an abuse of power he just not making bank

babe, all cops are bad cops. (but yeah youre absolutely right, working with vigilantes makes you a shit cop, but also working against vigilantes just makes you an asshole cop yanno?)

ruh roh i think i’m about to add “so not yeehaw” every time i don’t like something

that's a very good vocabulary upgrade

somehow i feel like steph already knew. like babs obviously knew but i feel like bruce got high/drunk in front of steph and started telling his boarding school stories and steph was just like “oh you fucked up i’m never gonna forget this”

steph and bruce have weird uncle/rebellious niece dynamic and they just hang out sometimes and bruce will be like 'i once broke my arm when i tripped over a hedge when i was drunk so oliver drove me to the hospital on an electric scooter' and steph will just have to sit there with that knowledge in her head.

Hello I just wanted to tell you you are So right in all your steph opinions bc she is, in fact amazing and I think that's very sexy of you. Ps. Your Bruce/Oliver fic is hilarious

babe, thank you so much and yes steph is amazing and i love her and she deserves the world and she's the best member of the batfam hands down. also thanks

In Supersons we see a couple of kids that are implied to be Damian and Jon's children and the boy has laser eyes and can fly, so I asume he's not adopted. The girl, who calls Bruce grandpa, can also fly, btw. So it's canon (probably by accident) that Jon can have kids and he must have married one of Bruce's kids. (I'm hoping for Damian, mostly because any other of his children would be waaaaaaaaaaaaay too old.) @artemisa97

lmao that was probably an accident seeing as jon is a 17 year old superhero in the year 3000 (by the jonas brothers)

You know, I'm a die hard fan of your memes, but I gotta say one thing: if Gothamites actually took gas mask everywhere with them, then the Scarecrow would just be a weird dude in a weird costume, and not a villain oh so scary. DC really should just takes notes from you.

bold of you to assume there's no gothamite anti-maskers

How does it feel being the funniest person on this app?

horrible, next question.

I can't listen to Green Day or Billy Joel without thinking of your post about how Bruce got arrested at a Billy Joel concert @nightwings-kid

yeah that's your mistake, i on the other hand can't enjoy billy joel without thinking about the glee rendition of 'uptown girl'

I've FINALLY been watching the Batman animated series and I gotta say, after watching "the gray ghost" I am CONVINCED that Batman is a closeted super hero geek who was 100% freaking out the first time he met Superman and is just REALLY good at hiding it.

superman: so what do you do in your free time? batman, thinking about the superman fanfiction he's writing on the batcomputer: i have no free time

bruce and oliver be like boyfriends to co-workers 401k (do the justice leagues get 401ks??? not that bruce and ollie would need them, but-)

lmao yes just 400 thousand words of bruce realising 'oh dip oliver is such a fucking dumbass' (also i don't know what a 401 k is but i assume they don't?)

Gothamites would totally boo superman as he saves Gotham while batman is out. @meenje

he's like 'okay think about that next time you want to be saved from an alien octopus'

I just took long break from dc comics and I come back to see ric grayson ??

i think it's very cool and sexy of dc to see dick and just think 'you know what? let's just give him a traumatic brain injury' and then didn't develop his character in any real way

SPEAKING OF RIC GRAYSON, gothamites making confused memes out of ric grayson is much needed

'dick grayson is my taxi driver? can anyone explain what the fuck happened he looks like an italian plumber?'

i hate to say it but batfam are def "marvel characters" in that sense they are characters who are human but become superheroes unlike most dc characters who are gods trying to be human maybe this is why I like batfam

fair enough

[astraltrain]

watching tommy's exile meeting vod from december 2nd, will update with things i find interesting as i watch

"if the roles were reversed, i wouldn't even think about exiling you" - tommy. haha foreshadowing for the actual exile haha

tommy: you have bees.

tubbo: i do have bees!

tommy: if they all died, that'd be fuckin...

tubbo: that'd be awful. probably all of humanity would die with them.

...

"i am addressing the elephant in the room, which is me. although i am not the size of an elephant. in height i am! not in weight. if i was the size of an elephant though -" *laughs* "if i was stretchy, this world would be real different right now." what goes on in tommyinnit's mind.

tommy preemptively preparing everyone for him to fuck up the meeting and no one listening... tommy knowing he was going to ruin it for himself and knowing he'd somehow let tubbo down.... fuuuuuck

tubbo: minutes man, we summon you!

ranboo, materializing in the seat next to tubbo with a book and quill in hand: hey

tommy: what the FUCK,

we all talk about wilbur's acting with his facecam, but tommy does it a lot too. the way he rolls his eyes and shakes his eyes with a confident smirk every time dream speaks, the way he looks shocked when things go wrong. goddamn

jack manifold watching the whole meeting, listening the whole time, just following them around with very little input. hmmmm

he was taunting him. the fucker knew

tubbo desperately wanted a way out for tommy. he wanted to give him probation to escape whatever dream had planned. he never ever wanted to do what he had to do.

dream: "tommy, let the adults speak." hmm, sounds familiar... almost like a line techno would repeat almost exactly a month later, when talking with dream about the favour.

he was taunting him the whole meeting. trying to provoke tommy into snapping.

"this isn't some "insanity arc," i'm not following down wilbur's path!" ouch ok tommy

the way tubbo's voice flattened in tone when he said "you're speaking out of line." he knew tommy had fucked it from the moment he brought out spirit.

god, the second it seemed tommy knew what he was doing, fundy and quackity were on his side. tubbo was the only one who remained serious the whole time, knowing dream had something up his sleeve.

everyone turning on tubbo the second it seemed like they were winning because he was the only one to realize something was wrong. fuck, man

"i don't give a FUCK about spirit." holy shit way to pop off with the voice acting???

the fact that c!tommy genuinely can't imagine being unable to care about things because himself and c!dream are such polar opposites when it comes to attachment. tommy loves with ALL his heart, he cares so deeply and so warmly and so fiercely. dream cares for nothing unless it gives him an edge, an advantage. that's why tommy was certain that holding spirit's remains over dream would help them win. he couldn't picture being unable to care about anything.

"l'manberg can be independent, but l'manberg can't be free." *dream leaves the call.* DANGGGG

tubbo, very softly and calmly: "tommy. you had one job." hoooly shit

the way tubbo snapped at quackity and fundy and began to argue with them while tommy zoned out and stared at dream as he began to extend the walls upwards in disbelief. god

"you couldn't do one thing for me! you couldn't do one! you couldn't do one thing, and it was for your own good! so yeah, if the roles were reversed, you probably wouldn't have exiled me - because i would have actually listened! i would have had a couple ounces of respect! ... you've messed this up for no one but yourself." *pause* "you're selfish." c!tubbo.... :stress:

RANBOO STANDING UP FOR TOMMY???? RANBOO SPINE ARC??????

"tubbo, you said that tommy was selfish. that he doesn't care about anyone else. that's not true. i robbed george's house too. i did it with him. but in court, he said that it was just him. he could have pinned the blame on me, he could have said it was me, there was evidence it was me - but he didn't. he's not selfish. he can't be selfish. me and tommy robbed george's house. we didn't mean for it to burn. we didn't want to burn anything down." HOLY FUCK WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS SCENE BEFORE

tommy: tubbo, you can't become what you hate. you can't become the next schlatt. if you exile me, you're following in that man's footsteps.

tubbo: .. ok. well, if i can't be the next schlatt, you can't be the next wilbur.

ouch

tommy: the only thing dream wants is the one thing i care about. *realizes, glances at ranboo* well, not the one thing.

tubbo, deadpan: mhm. the one thing you care about.

literal chills from tubbo's voice acting what the FUCK

"what do YOUUU think, connoreatspants?" ok now we're onto the lighter stuff thank god hakshsksjk

fundy: so if eventually the people choose not to exile tommy... what happens to l'manberg?

tubbo, about to come up with a serious answer: i guess -

tommy: it gets fucking simpsons movie'd, bro, we get boxed in

tubbo, immediately breaking character: I LOVE THAT MOVIE

tommy: this guy's a wrongun, ranboo.

techno, literally just vibing: •_•

tommy explaining server history to ranboo? telling ranboo that techno was at fault for the crater of l'manberg? wuh oh

"wilbur died in action, so he didn't live long enough to face the consequences." o h

tommy taking ranboo to the bench to watch the moon go down, not turning to see the sunrise like usual. hey i could make symbolism out of this

TOMMY THANKING RANBOO FOR STICKING UP FOR HIM.... ALLIUMDUO REAL

c!tommy has nightmares about wilbur, huh. interesting interesting interesting interesting

"i knew that if tubbo was president... it would pull us apart, ranboo." IMAGE OF A CAT CRYING HERE

ranboo and connor's first meeting being tommy getting ranboo to help him evict connor from his house hsksbskdjsk

connor: "never trust a british man. that's what my parents taught me, in the 1800s." IMMORTAL CONNOR HAS ALWAYS BEEN REAL WE WERE ALL SO BLIND

LITTLE PENIS LAND

FJDKDHDK JACK APPEARING TO ADVERTISE MANIFOLD LAND

"hey jack you've actually just been exiled from this land here" "no" I FORGOT HOW FUNNY THESE TWO WERE

monkaS

tommy: i've never seen dream that angry.

ranboo: well, this is the first time i've actually ever heard him speak

tommy: oh

OH MY GOD WAS THIS THE DAY THAT TUBBO MADE THE JOKE ABOUT C!WILBUR BEING DEAD TO FUNDY AND HE ENDED STREAM AND LEFT BAHAHAHA

"this is a very wide taco stand" i love dream smp lore

"i don't wanna go. there is no wilbur anymore. i'm on my own. i don't want to be on my own." OK NEVERMIND GO BACK TO THE TACO STAND LORE

wow ok that really was just IT, huh. what the hell man that was heartbreaking

in conclusion. ouch

[babygirldennis]

This shit is fake bby!!!

Here she is.. My masterpost of all the dumb, illogical bits of info contained within these s15 “leaks” that make me fairly confident they are complete bullshit. It also includes my little tinhat theories that have absolutely no evidence.

I will be putting it all under a Readmore in case you don't want to risk it or if you simply Do Not Care

First up, I'd like to point out that these call sheets repeatedly give very detailed backstories to characters that have few lines which conveniently paints a picture of each episode's plot. And I'm not an expert so correct me if I'm wrong, but after looking at other similar casting calls, they only ever include the demographic and necessary skills.

Basically who in their right mind would write up casting calls that give away so many spoilers? Seems like that could cause and issue if they were leaked lol. But anyway that's my 1st point. But onto the actual content

So the conceit of this episode as a whole is that during the pandemic, the gang "gamed the system" and received three (3!) Loans to start businesses that went bankrupt. One of these businesses is implied to be the one started by dee and charlie who end up selling to Qanon shaman. Already this is so impossible baby.

1. We've already seen the gang try to get a loan and it didn't work. They don't have good ideas. Ur telling me, they managed to finagle 3 separate loans for 3 separate business ideas from an actual bank?

2. Maybe I just have bad reading comprehension but how does one have a business that is both fictitious and bankrupt?

3. If the customer is supposed to be Qanon shaman, an actual real life guy, why are the only descriptors white and male? They say he's shirtless so are they going to paint on all of the tattoos he has? And if so, doesn't that kind of ruin the dramatic reveal when charlie "throws in" the viking helmet? Why would he do that anyways? Sus.

Moving on

Alright this episode would fucking blow for obvious reasons but im going to refrain from looking at this through my gay dennis thruther lens because im biased.

Purely from a narrative standpoint, a woman hasn't been shown to be interested in dennis in nearly 5 years during the wade boggs episode. Ever since, every single woman he approaches has been actively creeped out by him. And now I'm supposed to believe that 3 "smart, passionate woman" (In Their Twenties!!!!!!) agreed to go on a date with him? And Anna even slept with him! Just because he what? Agreed with her? I'm not buyin it.

Plus the concept of this scenario lacks any potential for comedy. When iasip gets political, they always discuss a very specific topic using hyperbolic situations and flawed metaphors. If this is supposed to be a political episode, what ultimately lukewarm point would rob be trying to make here? So far we know they're ranting about

The patriarchy

Privilege

Socialism

No more personal responsibility(?)

The... nature of power in society(??)

How on earth would an episode like get approved? This shit sounds like a Ted talk. It sounds like it was written specifically to sound like a political episode so boring and pointless it would generate outrage and mile long essay posts from Tumblr users and reddit users alike. Almost like this one lol.

On a completely unrelated note, do not try and convince me that Frank "casual cock ring wearer" Reynolds is unable to perform.

Jeez this is getting out of hand fast. Let's move on

Ok now we're starting to getting into the Ireland of it all. Let me go on a bit of a tangent here about all this.. Now I thinq there are just 3 possibilities. Either this is all a publicity stunt and there is some truth to the Ireland rumors, the entire thing could be bogus from some weirdo fan (ps, if a fan did write this I want you to know I fucking hate you. You did this to me), or it is a publicity stunt but Ireland is just more bullshit.

I am going to assume it was a publicity stunt, otherwise I just wasted my entire evening and I can't have that kind of mentality rn. Additionally, I'm Going to tinhat here for a second and say that the Ireland rumors are true, but the details are different.

I say this because if they were going to do filming in Ireland, they probably figured that that information would be impossible to hide. In essence, my completely unfounded hypothesis is that this leak was their fucked up little way of controlling the situation while simultaneously messing with us.

Ok tangent is over, returning to the casting calls. From the looks of it, dee starts a "scam" acting class and has some very devoted students (Note that Tony was also the name of the porn shop owner. Seems weird!) Presumably after the gang replaces her with a monkey as the title suggests.

Honestly, there isn't too much here that's a red flag to me... seems like a nice little dee-centric episode that is the link to the Dublin angle. Assuming I am At All right, this could be a genuine plotline for Dee. However, the monkey could be a red herring and there could be a whole different side plot with the guys. who's to say. Next one!

Ah yes this is the dennis we all know and despise.. no red flags for me here really, I'm also running out of steam because idk if it shows, but I am majorly sleep deprived atm. Anyway I'm going to the next one

Okay this is where things start getting weird again ough a migraine just hit, anyway back to my earlier point about how casting calls would never contains major spoilers bc the people who see these wont be under any kind of NDA..

These ones reveal that bonnie dies. Again, that info wouldn't be in a casting call.

But also they suggest charlie has a irish penpal named Shelley who is his biological father. First off charlie is illiterate, although as pointed out by @undeadbreeze shelley could also be communicating in symbols. However, this scenario is still unbelievable to me for a couple reasons:

1. Bonnie's last name is Kelly obviously, and we know it's her maiden name because Jack's last name is also Kelly. But Shelley's last name is... also Kelly? In the context of this big ol hoax, it feels like it was written to show that look! his last name is the same as charlie's! That's how you know that's his dad! But It would be way too big of a coincidence if charlie's dad happened to have the same last name bonnie.

And 2. There's the whole mystery of charlie's long-lost sister from 'charlie got molested' but never any mention of a brother which according to this, shelley has been pretending to be his brother for years. And we all know how much rcg loves their continuity, it seems uncharacteristically lazy to just tack this on without any prior buildup.

And finally let me talk about mac for a second and specifically the line in gus's summary "both are gay men who are attracted to the priesthood for all the wrong reasons"

Iasip has commented on pedophilia in the priesthood many times in the past which leads me to believe that they are implying that mac is a pedophile? Please let me know if I completely misread the implications of that statement, but if not, then that is completely insane and one of the biggest indictators that this is fake. Mac is awful, just like everyone in the gang but he is definitely not a pedophile.

However even if i did completely misread that, it's still proof this is fake.. For all his faults, Rob put a surprising amount of care and effort into mac's coming-out. It hasn't been perfect, but Mfhp in particular firmly established that mac's faith is integral to his identity so Its unlikely that rob would throw all of that away for a cheap shot at priests.

Ok my brain is irradiated sludge at this point, but in conclusion. I hope that 1. I'm right, at least about it being fake (Otherwise damb that'll be so humiliating for me) And 2. This eases ur fears a bit. I don't want to lose all faith in future seasons bc I love iasip and miss the gang. If you read this far youre insane but I literally love you so goddamn much because I spent so so long tapping this out on my silly little phone

Please feel free to add on or message me your thoughts and opinions I need to know I'm not the only one who uhhh went a bit insane. And finally: whoever made these is a cunt. Mwah.

[10aciousceo]

BIG BRO

Been wanting to share this story for a long time, so here I go. I'm 1 of 4 boys. I although, grew up with my grandparents. Of the 4 of us, my eldest brother (8 years older than me) were the closest. One Saturday when I was 15 I was home for the weekend when D, my older Bro came to our parents house and asked me if I wanted to go to the races with him. Our cousin had a Volkswagen he raced and D was the crew chief. I said sure. Shit, I felt it an honor he asked. So we go to the tracks. Midway through the races he offers me a beer and I take it and by the end of the races and several beers later my cousin wins his division and we go to his house to celebrate. While at my cousins house he and D call me to his bedroom. When I get there my cousin says that D said "D said you do this" point several lines of a white powder on an 8"x10" picture frame with a rolled up hundred dollar bill. He tells me to just do what I can. So I did an entire line the length of the picture frame. He looks at D and says, " fuck d, this guy is a Pro". We party for a couple of hours and D drives me back to our parents house just about 5 minutes away. It's now about 2:30 in the morning and asked if he could sleep in my room cause his girlfriend is pissed he stayed out all night. I said of course, he didn't even have to ask. So we go in, I tell him I'm going to jump in the shower. I had one in my room. he says ok and that he'll do the same after me. I get out and towel of and tell him he can jump in. Growing up with 3 brothers we all seen one another naked before it was no big deal. So he jumps in the shower. Were both wrapped in our towels back in my room talking and he says to me that I have a very pretty girlfriend. I say TY. He then asks me "did you bang yet?" I said yeah a couple of times and that she was my first. He says right Bro. You're a man now. I say thanks. No more jackin off huh? I reply with I don't know about that. LOL D: True Me: Why, you still jack off? D: Yup. Every chance I get. Me: Nice. Me too. We laugh. D: Why, you wanna jack off now, we were both high and horny but never did anything like this before. D: I'm so fucking horny right now. Me: Me too. D: If you want to, I cool with it if you are? Me: Yeah, Let's do it. I'll put on some porn. D: Ok. I put on some porn, we pull off our towels jump on my bed and start playing with our dicks. After a while I glance over to look at D's cock and realize I was a little bigger than he was. Just then he looks at and says "damn bro, nice dick. Fuck, I think you're bigger than me." Me: Not. D: I bet you are. Get a ruler and let's see? We laugh as I grab a ruler from my desk and measured my dick. Me: About 6 and 7/8 inches. Almost 7. D: fuck yeah Bro. Nice. I gave him the ruler. D: 6 and a half inches. Me: Cool. We jump back on my bed and continue jerking off. D: Hey Bro, you ever though about what it would feel like to play with another guys dick? Me: Not really. Why you ever played with another guys dick? D: Fuck no! But I kind of wondered what it would feel like. Me: You wanna try? We could stroke each other off? D: If you want to? Me: Why not. I couldn't believe I was about start stroking my older brother cock and he mine. So we started stroking each other off. And it felt fucking great! We we're both softly moaning. D: It feels fucking good. Me: Yes it dose. We stroke each other for a few minutes when D says, "fuck Bro, only because I fucking trust you with my life is why I'm going to tell you this." I wanna suck your cock? Me: Ok. So D leans over and starts to suck my my cock. I felt so fucking good. D: Fuck you cock is nice. Me: yours too. After a few minutes D stops and lays back next to me and without saying a word I go down on him. At times taking all 6 1/2 inches of him. D: Fuck yeah Bro. That feels fucking amazing Bro. We continued trading off until we both came, finishing ourselves off in the end. We would have two more sessions before he left to go home. D: Thanks Bro. That was fucking great. Me: Fuck yeah. Maybe we could do it again sometime? D: Hell yeah. There would be a whole hell of more sessions to come. We have moved on to smoking meth now and have explored all of our deepest darkest fantasies. I'm now 51 and D is 59. He's with the chick and just started see this hot Asian. She's visiting her parents, So guess who I texted and asked if he want to play? LOL. I love my Big Bro.

[frustrated-writer-skyeknight]

HiJack AU - Rise of the Guardians Plotbunnies

(Context: Before Hiccup returns to HQ when the Guardian signal came up, he was spending time with Jack, as per usual. When the signal came up, he had to go. Jack looked disappointed, because Hiccup had just arrived a bare ten minutes ago. It was the quickest the Aide of Hope had to leave. Hiccup was in a rush to leave, since it was the first time in a long time that the urgent signal was put up to assemble all guardians at the same time, the last time was to report about what had happened to Kozmotis. In his rush, he wasn't thinking, and accidentally kissed Jack on the cheek in a parting kiss.

They were both shock.

Before Jack could collect himself to make a respond, Hiccup dashed off, all the while thinking "Shit shit shit shit shit what did I just DO?!)

More details added to the Answer (an ask from @hamish-fanfic-fangirl )already mentioned here

The Guardians love children, as they are the Guardians of Childhood. They can't, however, have children. With the exception of Kozmotis and Anastasia's relationship, as they were created together at the same time by Manny.

Manny formed Pitch to safeguard chaos energy that would strike fears in children and leave them traumatize, impeding a healthy and happy development of growing up. Anastasia was formed at the same time, because children, and to an extent people, need to live in a harmonize environment, right?

The Guardians do consider themselves, as what humans coined nowadays, as 'Found family.' Addition to that, they think if they could have kids, they would be like and be treated like their aides.

They joke about it sometimes; North fits the role of a dad, as leader of the Guardians, Thiana being like the mother, with Aster, Sandy, and Kozmotis like uncles. Sandy's the "cool" uncle with a lot of stories to tell (or show). Kozmotis is the "chill" uncle who leaves you be but offers sage wisdom whether or not you ask for them. Aster is the one who nags a lot, sometimes more than the parents but is exciting to spend time with because of all his cool tricks.

Jamie and Astrid found it awkward, but Thiana was being playful and pretending to be like a parent and giving Jamie 'the shovel talk', when Astrid and Jamie got together, as she heard a story told to her by North, from Jim.

She was sweet about it though, going on about how they should be caring of each other and how lovely it all was so Jim made a remark later that he didn't think the guardian of memories got the point of a 'Shovel talk'

Even to the aides that aren't their own, the Guardians do feel rather paternal/maternal towards them.

Dialogue

North: Sandy, thank you for coming.

Sandy descends from the plane and floats to the ground. He joins North, Bunny and Tooth as they walk through the Globe Room. Sand glyphs appear above Sandy's head communicating

Jamie: He says that he is busy and has a lot of work to do.

North: I understand, you work ‘round the clock, da, But I obviously wouldn't have called you all here unless it was serious.

North, Bunny, Tooth and Sandy reach the center of the room. Tooth does her best to shush her mini-fairies.

North: Kozmotis as the Boogeyman was here at the Pole. *points to the globe. The everyone turns to look.*

Astrid: *shocked* Sir Kozmotis? Here? After all this time...

Jamie: Jim, did you really see...

Jim: Well, I didn't but sir North had. I think, I... Wait. *frowning as he looked around in concern* Where's Dimitri?

Tooth: But... Pitch Black? Was it really him?

North: Yes! There was black sand covering the globe.

Aster: What, what...what do you mean black sand?

North: And then a shadow!                                                

Aster: Hold on, hold on, I thought you said you saw Pitch.

North: Well, ah, not exactly...

Aster: Not exactly? Can you believe this guy?

Bunny turns to Sandy, who shrugs while forming a Dreamsand question mark above his head....

Aster: Yeah, you said it, Sandy.

Bunny goes back to painting one of his Easter eggs.

North: Look, he is up to something very bad. *gropes his gut* I feel it, in my belly.

Aster: *eyes narrow* Hang on, hang on, you mean to say, you summoned me here THREE DAYS BEFORE EASTER - because of your? Mate, if I did this to you three days before Christmas-

Tooth (to her fairies): Argentina. Priority alert! A batch of bicuspids in Buenos Aires.  Weather advisory, Astrid?

Astrid: *Pauses* Fair, all of them. Snowstorm warning in Moscow.

Jamie: Maybe that's where Jack is now.

Jim: And maybe Hic too; would explain why he's running late... Now Dimitri...           

North grabs Bunny's painted egg, casually juggling it in his          hand as he walks off. Meanwhile Sandy, who is being served          eggnog by a yeti, suddenly notices something high above.         

North: Please. Bunny. Easter is not Christmas.

Aster: *sarcastic laugh* Here we go... North, I, I don't have time for           this. I've still got two million eggs to finish up.

The moon rises into view, high up in the ceiling; its rays of light begin to shine brightly through as they cascade down the walls of the globe room.

North: No matter how much you paint, is still egg!

Sandy points to the moon unsuccessfully to get the others' attention. Even Jamie is distracted with Jim and Astrid, talking about whether one of them (Jim) should go and get Dimitri. Their guardians are distracted and they didn't want to interrupt them...

Aster: Look, mate, I'm dealing with perishables. Right. You've got all year to prepare.                                                

Tooth (to her fairies): Pittsburg, boy eight, two molars. Saltwater taffy.

Sandy puts his fingers in his mouth to whistle, a silent musical note forming above his head.                                                

North (to Aster): Why are rabbits always so nervous.

Aster: And why are you always such a blowhard!                                  

Tooth (to her fairies): Ontario, sector nine: five canines, two molars, and fourteen incisors. Is that all in one house?

Sandy waves a sand flag above his head, pointing and jumping and down as the moonlight continues to fill the room.

North: Tooth! Can't you see we're trying to argue.

Tooth: *Good naturedly* Sorry, not all of us get to work one night a year. Am I right, Sandy?

Sandy tries to signal with a golden arrow, pointing toward the ceiling, but to no avail as the others continue their bickering. Sandy thinks Tooth has noticed for a split second, but then-    

Tooth (to her fairies): San Diego, sector two! Five incisors, a bicuspid and a really loose molar on stand-by.

North: I know it was him. We have serious situation!

Aster: Well, I've got a serious situation with some eggs.

Tooth: Hey, I hate to interrupt the, "We work so hard once a year club" but could we concentrate on the matter-

A silhouette comes out from a black spot of a shadow in the middle of the room, and Dimitri comes up and stumbles out from it. The aide of the former Guardian of Chaos seemed recovering from injuries. Even with his quick healing, it's taking some time...

Jim: Dimitri!

Jim rushes to help support him...

Tooth: Oh dear!

Astrid: Is he okay?

Dimitri: Sorry... The darkness is more restless than ever for some reasons. I had to defeat about a dozen minions before securing and leaving the base.

Jim: Wha- so if Pitch is really back, why hadn't he showed up here yet?

North: He did lad!

Jim: All due respect sir, you said it was a shadow.

North: Shadows are his thing!

Dimitri: I don't think that was Pitch yet, but a harbinger, maybe? If he had awoken, I think I would be the first to know.

Aster: Hah!

Sandy can't take it anymore, grabs an elf by his hat, and vigorously shakes it's bell. The other Guardians are finally silenced and all turn to look at Sandy, who points up, a sand crescent moon forming above his head. The dizzy elf staggers away. Finally the others turn to see the shaft of moonlight as it concentrates on the circle between them as Manny starts beaming down into the room...

North: Aah! Man in Moon! Sandy, why didn't you say something?

Sandy gives him a deadpan stare, Dream sand smoke shoots out his ears.                                                

North (to Man in Moon as he finally appears, with Anastasia by his side) : It's been a long time old friend! Madam Mother Nature *bows curtly*

Manny: Likewise.

Anastasia: A pleasure as always, North.

North: So... What is big news?

Manny: Before I get that, there is one thing I need to address first...

Everyone looks to the center of the room where Manny manipulates moonlight to shine down intensely, the light ebbs away, leaving a dark spot ---- which resolves into the shadowed silhouette of Pitch. The Guardians look on, stunned.                                                

Aster: It is Pitch.                                  

North pats his belly and gives Bunny a look...

North: Manny... what must we do?

Manny: The matter I mentioned needing to be addressed...

The shadow of Pitch disappears and the circle of moonlight intensifies and shrinks, concentrating further luminating an ornate symbol on the floor, at the center of their circle. The symbol rises out of the ground revealing a large gem at the head of a pillar.                                                

Tooth: Ah, guys, you know what this means?

The moons light suddenly refracts through the gem casting          light all over the chamber.                                                

North: He's choosing an aide for himself.

Aster: What?! You never needed one before, why now?

North: Must be big deal! Manny thinks we all need help!

Aster: We have our help. *Gestures to all aides present* Now if my own would show up too...                                               

Tooth: I wonder who it's gonna be?

Then a bright flash, a rush of wind- and a FIGURE resolves over the central pillar: slight, hooded, bearing a familiar  hooked staff.                                                

North:

North: Jack Frost.

The Mini-Teeth all sigh and swoon as the Guardians stand there, stunned.                                                

Jim: Well then, at least Hiccup's going to be happy

Astrid: *Shrugs, and idly shifts her axe from one hand to another* Well, as long as he does his part in caring for the children…

Tooth: And Hiccup’s going to be motivated more than ever now too.

Aster: Jack Frost!? He doesn't care about children! All he does is freeze water pipes and mess with my egg hunts. Right? He's an irresponsible, selfish...                                                

Manny: Aide.                            

Aster: I can tell you that Jack Frost is a lot of things, but he's--

Hiccup finally flies in with Toothless

Hiccup: I'm sorry I'm late! *He jumps down from Toothless* Snow storm in Moscow delayed me... Er, among other things...

Everyone looks at him

North: Perfect timing Hiccup! We need you to find Jack and bring him here.

Hiccup, remembering his final moments with Jack before leaving, looked mortified...

Hiccup: Do you guys hate me or something?

[ariaisabitch]

My reactions to Love Is Blind S2 E3 but it's part 2

ok I forget what happened honestly uhhh

oh she's anxious NOW? girl..

Bro didn't you JUST talk to Sal about Mallory and now you're shocked to find out she was talking to him? Jarette.. Honey..

Ok well he's meeting Iyanna. If he proposes to her like Mallory didn't just happen ima be upset.. Awww she's so cute.

Oh ok he's gonna tell her. Nice. I love that he's being completely honest with her. Ok she seems pissed. Fair enough. I wanna see how she takes this. Cause I'd definitely feel like second place. LMAO WHY DOES HE HAVE A LIGHT SABER?? HUH?? ITS JUST SAD MUSIC AND THEN IT CUTS TO HIM POKING THE GROUND WITH A LIGHT SABER!? Oh shit she's walking out. She's sobbing in the hallway. Aw baby.. I love her so much.. She's a sweetheart. NOO SHES CRYING ON THE FLOOR NOOOO PLS MY HEART

Who tf is this guy? OH ITS SAL LMAO I LEGIT SAW SALVADOR AND WAS LIKE WHO TF?? Ok he seems really genuine, but Idk I get bad vibes. I KNOW SHE DID NOT JUST SAY SHE FEELS REALLY GOOD AFTER JARRETTE! Bruhhhh what. Ok ok we proposing. Gettin a cute little ring moment. Cute. If she says no I'm gonna shit myself laughing. Oh ok she said yea. At least they're happy. That's nice ig. LMAO I SEEM SO UNIMPRESSED. I wonder if they watch the show back to see each others reactions when they were in the pods. AWW HE ASKED FOR CONSENT TO KISS HERER! Ok nah he's cute. Change my mind.

Ew ok we're back to J2. She's going through? Idk I for some reason thought she was just gonna dip. LMAO SHES DRINKING BEFORE MEETING HIM! He seems so happy this is literally jessica and mark pt.2 omg. I feel like she's still just gonna dip at the resort or something. OH GOD NO THE KISS WAS SO AWKWARD OH GOD! HE JISY IMMEDIATELY WENT TO KISS HER AND IT LANDED ON HER NOSE AND THEN SHE HAD TO READJUST AND SHE OMG RHAT WAS HORRID I CANT. Ok wait he took off his jacket he's fuckin jacked. Damn dude. Get it. But I'm scared that we're only getting Mark's statements and not hers. Hmmm.

Ok back to Jarrette, guessing he's gonna propose to Iyanna now. I respect that he's being honest and straight forward with her. It's nice to see in this show through whatever the fuck is going on with CSI.

SHE SAID YES! Awww! She's so fuckin cute.

Ok Hi Mallory I guess we're seeing them meet now. Girl you're fucking hot, shut up. Ooooh that was a long kiss. This is so cute. I love them. The way he looks at her. So cute. LMAO SHE DOESNT THINK HES CUTE! I mean I thought he was fairly attractive. I mean I don't like dudes so that could be why LMAO. Like him and Jarrette were the cutest imo

Ok Iyanna and Jarrette time. My favs. Let's see. Intense music. do so do do da da uh do do dah duh daaaaaa do. She's so awkward it's cute. Aww he's so in love. LMFAO SHE DID NOT "He has a big head, so I'm a little nervous for my cervix" THIS GIRL I LOVE HERRRR!!! DID THEY JUST PLAY PATTY CAKE AS THE DOORS CLOSED!?

RESORT TIME! Oh I almost forgot about Danielle and Nick. LOL sorry guysss 😅 bro Lauren and Cameron should be helping host this. I really hope they at least show up.

Oh jesus christ. So much fuckin kissing. I am so uncomfy.

Shayne is immediately their for the sex, jesus. She's being all playful and he wants affection? Seems like a switcharoo to me.

He...He makes his own.... toothpaste? I- he.... what?? "Brush until I feel good" Bro... "I make my own body wash too" Jesus lord all-mighty. "I'm for sure switching out his toothpaste" LMAO

Ok J2 and Ken are interacting a lot better than I thought. He's eating meat for the first time in 8 years for her? Ok they're having the differences talk. I think? Ok setting boundaries.. cute.. Ok maybe not she immediately wants to sleep in different rooms? She's leaving now? HUH? WHAT?? Girl... At least he's still being positive about it...? Last time people slept in different rooms it didn't- OG MY GOD SHES LEAVING? WHAT THE FUCK? JUST LIKE THAT? Girl. She is such a b- ok.. Nope. I won't go there.

Mallory and Kyle time. Wait his name is Kyle right? I forget. LOL. OH HIS NAME IS SAL LMFAO my baaaad... This is so awkward.

JARRETTE AND IYANNA YES! "I'm gonna have to wear heals during sex" GIRL "I'm gonna have back problems by the age of 30" This girl is everything. SHES SO CUTE HOLY FUCK THE POLAROID CAMERA. Omg I love them so much. Pool tiiime. Oh shit they got a camera underwater? Gettin a lil personal there.. Oh they're leaving now.. Mhmmm. I see you Iyanna.

Back to Deepti. I feel like every time the camera is on them it's gonna be making out. Yup... Bro "Did you wanna hump?" ok I'm skipping this. I can't.

He eats in bed and watches TV? Bro he is so... ok. "I like a late night snack once in awhile"

Back to Danielle and Nick. Cute. Oh they're.. on the bed.. Ya know these cameras are just everywhere..? Do they just have straight p@rn tapes of these people?

AWWWWWWW NOOOO ITS KYLEEE!! He's all by himself. This is so fucking sad. She literally left him and he's still set on her? Sheesh.

"He's so biiig" "he's so what?🤪" LMAO I LOVE THEM!

Oh no Danielle is sick? PFFFFFFT THIS MOTHER FUCKER WENT "We're physical... We went physical... twice... in three different places"

Back to Deepti and Shake.. Bro they make me so uncomfy.. Is it bad if I skip them every time it shows them? "It's a purely emotional connection" "I don't feel that animalistic connection" Bro... Back to -2700 jesus fuck he's a prick.

LMAO "I had a fun time with Shayne last night... we just... ya know... enjoyed each other's company."

Oop Mallory and Sal. "we just, um ya know" I love the girls reactions. HOW DID HER HAIR STAY SO NICE? BRO IT LOOKS SO SHINY STILL? GIRL HOW?

Jarrette messaging her. Cuuute. "A good musician never reveals his tricks" love that. HE JUST THREW HIS SHORTS BRO LMAO. Oh god the stab scar. Taken a shower together now. Jesus bro. He's testing her LMAOz

Shayne and Natalie going on a boat date. Cute. Ok he doesn't like her playful jokes? Huh?

Oh they're all meeting eachother now. I wonder if Kyle will show up alone LMAO is that mean? "Sallory's in the house" Cuuute "I have a girl crush on Mallory" ok he didn't show up. Oh shit wait. Nick. I KNOW HE DID NOT JUST DO THAT. Ok she's just still sick. I've never been more relieved for someone to be sick.

Bro they're purposefully stirring up drama with this "meet the people you didn't choose" shit.

Yeah, they're all talking about Kyle and Shaina. "Cheers to Shaina... I mean" BRO WHAT!? Bruh Deepti is just talking about how she likes all the other guys. Girl..

"You have great teeth" Bruh

"That's not a scratch mark, bro"

"She bit it so hard"

"If I was to say somebody would make it, it would probably be Shayne and Natalie" a lot of them are saying that, so maybe I just have a really warped view cause of mister Coach Steve Impersonator over there.

"She feels like my aunt" Bruhhhhh Now he's telling literally every guy? Bro that's gonna circle back around. Are you that stupid?

"I know she's not interested in me, and I want to go home" And now Jarrette is basically flirting with Mallory. C'mon Jarrette I liked you dude..

EDIT:

Somewhere in here there was an episode change I didn't notice so uhhh. Sorry bout that LMAO

[got-to-love-a-badboy]

Special guest

Previous chapter ^^^

Special guest

Chapter 10 - goodnight

Jack Grealish x female character

🔞 CAUTION! SMUT IN THIS CHAPTER 🔞

Will warn with a ⚠️ when smut is happening

"JACK!! there's a guy over there who's just taken a picture of us kissing!", Jacks eyes instantly shot over to the paparazzi behind the car, "shit!, El get in the car", she did as he asked and got in the range rover dreading what he would do next, Jack stomped up to the paparazzi, "MATE! What's your problem?!, why can't I enjoy a night out with friends, your the only one here, piss off!", the paparazzi didn't answer he just got into his own car and drove away, Jack would have to deal with this in the morning, as he walked back to the car he saw Ellie in the rear window, she looked so sad, had he caused her to feel this way, he was pissed of but he needed to fix how she was feeling.

He climbed back into the Range Rover and sat next to Ellie, "babe, come here, why are you sad?", he pulled her into a hug, "nothing, I just.. we've had such an amazing night and now that one guy has ruined it, the press are going to be all over you, il get abuse online, and what ever this is will end, It sounds selfish but.... I just wanted more time with you", Jack felt a mix of emotions, he felt the sadness that Ellie felt because yeah the guy had put a downer ob their night but he could save it, and he also felt extremely lucky because despite all this happening Ellie was worried about how things would be for Jack after, he always knew she was genuine but this confirmed it, anyone that was after him for the money or fame would be like 'it's out in the open now let's just go public! Il move in with you!' But not Ellie.

"Listen to me El, yeah it's changed our night but we were heading home anyway, we can make it what we want to, and as for the picture, yeah it's shit but we can deal with it tomorrow, we don't know what picture he got, it could have been the kiss or just us walking out, only time will tell", Ellie smiled at Jack, "wow, you surprise me Grealish, I totally expected you to loose your cool with all this", Jack laughed as he placed his hand on Ellie's thigh, "mr cool calm collected me babe, come on let's get back, we can watch a movie in bed eh?", Ellie leaned in and kissed his cheek and leaned her head on his shoulder, "sounds like a plan".

Once they arrived back at the house Ellie instantly bent over in the hallway and took her shoes off, Jack stopped behind her in amazement, he could only fight this feeling for so long, she wasn't even trying to seduce him she was simply taking off her shoes and it turned Jack into a horny mess.

Once her shoes were off she stood up as Jack walked behind her and placed a small kiss on her neck, "you want to watch a movie in my room?", Ellie could feel the tightening in her stomach, but she had to reply, she let out a shaky, "um ... yeah can do", Jack held onto her hand and walked up the stairs, as he reached his room Ellie announced, "I'm just going to change il be 2 minutes", Jack reluctantly let go of her hand and before he knew it she had vanished into her room, he thought he had ruined it and the moment was gone, so he went into his room got undressed and got into bed in his boxers.

Ellie closed to door and slumped to the floor as she pulled her phone out, 'please be awake!!', she thought as she text Jess.

Ellie - please tell me you are awake!

Jess - yeah babe what's wrong?

Ellie - oh god Jess!, we've had an amazing night and on the way out of the bar a paparazzi caught us kissing, I totally thought everything was over but we've come home and Jack had asked me to watch a movie in his room! What do I do, iv snuck off to change but do I go back!?

Jess - what the hell!, well do you want to? It's up to you, don't do it because he wants to, what to you want? Because you know a movie isn't a movie right?

Ellie - yeah I figured, I feel like I want to, I really do Jess, I'm so horny for him, but I don't want to seem desperate,

Jess - ok El!! TMI!

Then it's upto you babe, your an adult you can decide what you want to do, but you took your pill right?

Ellie - haha yeah mum! I took my pill. Ok il ring you in the morning! Love u!

Jess - love you more geek!

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Ellie decide on these pyjamas before heading back into Jacks room.

She knocked on the door softly, she heard Jack get out of bed and stumble, it sounded like he fell over and dropped his phone or something which made her chuckle.

"Ellie! Hi, I thought you decided against coming in here" Jack said as he scratched the back of his neck, "no I went to change", Ellie said as she spun around to show off her pyjamas, "yeah, I see, very cute. Come on in" Jack moved aside as Ellie walked into his room, "what was the bang when I knocked?", Ellie asked out of curiosity, "oh erm... I kind of jumped out of bed, banged my foot on the leg and dropped my phone", the two let out a small chuckle, "let me see your foot Jack", Ellie told him as she sat on his bed, Jack went around to his side and lifted his foot onto the bed, "it doesn't hurt that much" he told her acting tough, "yeah well it's bruising already, come on lay back, il sort the movie", Ellie told him, making him sit right back on the bed with his back resting on the headboard.

⚠️⚠️⚠️ warning ⚠️ ⚠️⚠️

Ellie had put the movie on and the two were laid on the bed watching fast and furious, her head was on Jacks stomach as she laid sideways on the bed so her bum was near the pillows, Jacks hand started rubbing Ellie back before making its way down to her hips and before long it found it's place on her bum cheek, "I'm so glad you came here tonight El", Jack told her, she turned her head to look at him, "me too, even after the photo and panicking about your friends iv had the perfect night", Jack smiled at her, "come here", he told her, she sat up and moved so she was sat next to Jack, he also sat up and put a hand on Ellie's cheek, "I can't keep pretending these feelings aren't here, you haven't noticed but iv been staring at your bum for the last hour" Jack laughed at what he just said, "you know what, neither can I, I get the caution and keeping quiet so I am fully happy for you want to do that but..." Ellie climbed on top of Jacks lap, "we're in the house and no one can see us, so why be cautious now", Jacks hands snaked around her hips and landed on her bum, he gently squeezed so he had both hands full, "god your irresistible Ellie", he leaned closer and connected their lips, Ellie's hands began combing through Jacks bed head as his stayed firmly on her bum.

After a few minutes of kissing, Ellie moved her hands from Jacks hair and took of her pyjama top, Jacks eyes opened in amazement, "Holy shit El", he moved one hand from her bum and caressed her breast, "your so fucking beautiful princess", Ellie connected their lips again this time with more passion, before pulling back and letting out a small moan from Jacks attention to her breast, "I need you Jack".

He couldn't take it no more, he flipped Ellie over and placed himself between her legs, "oh you will baby, but first there's something I need to do", Ellie watched as Jack slowly began kissing down her stomach and onto her thighs, "'mmm... Jack", she let out multiple moans, the thought of what was coming was driving her insane.

Jacked pulled down her pyjama shorts to reveal a set of white knickers that matched her bra, "how have you kept this hidden", Jack instantly moved her knickers to the side and connected his mouth with her clit, "oh my god! Jack!", Ellie screamed, this was the most pleasure she had ever experienced, she wasn't a virgin but Jack just hit differently.

Jack kept up the pace for 5 minutes, When he felt Ellie's legs shaking he knew she was close, he didn't want that to be the case for their first time so he disconnected his mouth in anticipation of finishing them both, Ellie had other plans, as soon as Jack moved, she pinned him to the bed, "my turn now Grealish" Ellie told him seductively as she sat on the floor and made him move to the edge, Jack brushed the hair from her face and looked into her eyes, "you don't have to do this El", Ellie sat up on her knees, "oh I do Jack, I want you", she told him, this drove Jack crazy.

Ellie kissed him on his lips as she tugged on his boxers, Jack wriggled out of them as Ellie places a hand on his stomach, "relax Grealish", Jack laid down on the bed as Ellie took his penis in her hands, she rubbed her hand up and down the length earning a groan from Jack, "fuck! Ellie... god", when she felt Jack was ready she placed his penis in her mouth, going slowly at first before gaining speed, she pushed her head further down so his penis was at the back of her throat, causing her to gag, she felt jack sit up on the bed so he could see her, she looked at him through her lashes, the sight of Jack coming apart could have made her crumble there and then, but she wanted to make this as sexy and memorable as she could, she pulled back and teased him with her tongue before Jack put his hand on her chin and lifted her up, "babe that was fuking amazing but I need you ... now"

Ellie laid on the bed next to Jack, within seconds he was between her legs, "are you 100% sure you want to do this" Jack checked with Ellie before he did anything, "Jack yes, just fuck me ... please!", he gave her a cheeky grin before guiding himself into her vagina, he placed one hand in her hip and the other on the pillow behind her head, he leaned closer to her placing kisses to her neck as he slowly thrust into her, he could feel her walls tighten around him, she was close, and so was he.

Jack sped up the pace and before long Ellie was screaming with pleasure, "oh god Jack!, I'm so close, keep going baby", he did as she asked and a few seconds later they both came at the same time.

Jack gave Ellie a gentle kiss and put his forehead against hers, " I did not expect the night to end like this but fuck Im glad it did!", he flopped on to his back next to Ellie, she rolled over and laid her head in his chest, "yeah it was amazing" she gave a little chuckle.

“Goodnight Jack” she whispered, “goodnight Ellie”, Jack replied sleepily.

Before long the pair fell asleep in each others arms.