#so much so that some people wanted to take pictures with me 💅

[temis-de-leon]

Gn!MC with thick curly hair

Characters: Lucifer, Mammon, Satan and Asmodeus (x reader, separately; could be read as pre-relationship since it's a tiny bit suggestive)

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@cubandevil04 : Hello!! I ADORE your writing, it's so fun😘 I was wondering if I could have an obey me headcanon (lucifer, mammon, satan and asmodeus please🙏) with a GN!MC with thick curly hair?? Very 70s curly shag style💅😜 just overall reaction and their thoughts, especially since no character with curly hair has been introduced👀 please and thank you!!

A/N: had so much fun with this one that I wrote it in just a day, can you believe it?

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We’re bringing sheep!MC to the table here. Whether you want them to be an ewe or a ram, it doesn’t matter; in the end, they’re cute and their wool is curly and fluffy.

I haven’t read the manga, where this version of MC takes place, so I don’t know how it works, but I like to think the potential human students didn’t have photos on their information sheets as to “not judge a book by its cover”, therefore no one really knew how MC looked like.

(Actually, this HC works with human!MC too)

It isn’t until the year is coming to an end that MC’s biology and immune system have developed enough to survive the Devildom’s atmosphere in their human form. They’re allowed to transform back and everyone finally sees what they’ve been missing out this whole time.

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Lucifer

Due to his work, his taste and the way he is overall, most of Lucifer’s friends belong to the nobility or high society or are generally people with ambition and success in mind.

While he can enjoy going to clubs, like some of his brothers, his personality shines in more private ambiences. Old-money type of parties where chatter is never loud and guests are well groomed and put together, showing themselves in their demon forms with grace; the ultimate level of formal attire.

No matter your gender, hair is supposed to be pushed back with a polished look, so thick curls are hardly appreciated.

When he sees your human form for the first time, and this is something he will take to the grave, his first fleeting thought is wondering if you somehow maintained some ovine feature that made your hair look like that.

Suffice to say, it doesn’t take him too long to understand that your appearance is entirely yours and not the consequences of some spell.

He’s not blushing, MC. Stop laughing at him.

Will compliment you to make you blush instead.

The unruliness of your haircut makes it impossible for him to stop staring and he can’t help but imagine what would it feel like to touch it, to curl the loops around his fingers as many times as you’d let him.

He’s curious about how messy it’d look with a bedhead, but that’s a thought he’d rather revisit later.

Mammon

Although he was extremely curious about your human appearance since the moment you started to grow on him, it wasn’t something he lost sleep over.

He would love you no matter what you looked like.

However.

Being a model himself, it is impossible not to picture you on the cover of a magazine the first time he lays eyes on you. Looking upwards, eyes directed towards the camera under your lashes and lips partially parted, barely hiding a knowing smile.

Yeah, he can picture you. Perhaps too well.

But he’s being honest! You could be a model, MC!

Demons have been following human trends since the dawn of time, given that they are to be perceived as temptation, and he hasn’t seen that haircut in decades. Sure, curls have always been present, but not in that specific style.

You will catch him staring at you way more often than when you were a sheep, but there’s a shift in his eyes that you’ll only notice if you stare just as much.

Before your change, there was admiration and affection, an honest yet small smile that would disappear behind his hand in embarrassment whenever you’d turn his way.

Now, besides that, there’s also yearning. A desire to do something that only manifests when his fingers grab the end of your curls and gently tug to make them longer each time you sit together in class.

He will stop if it bothers you even if your rejection hurts a little, but please, please, allow him this much.

Satan

Unlike his eldest brother’s, Satan’s social circle is diverse and large, ranging from interns and students to CEOs and deans.

You never know where help and privileges may be coming from, after all.

He’s not picky about the origins of his friendships either, so one day he might be seen chatting with the National Fangol’s Vice Chairman and with an undiscovered indie singer the next.

His world is versatile and constantly evolves; he’s met a lot of different people through the many years of his life and all of them looked different from the other.

While yours is a haircut he’s already seen other people have, he still smiles the first time he sees your human form, although that might be due to him finally seeing your true self.

There’s a wild feeling to you that’s also cosy and confident. You remind him of bookstore cafés and open mic bars and even music festivals in summer where the dirt is covered in empty cans, half-smoked cigarettes and unconscious people.

He wonders if you like music or poetry, if he could introduce anybody to you that could make your dreams come true or that could give him the perfect opportunity to take you on your ideal date.

Or maybe you’re not an artistic person and you have your fixation focused on science or magic.

Perhaps none of them or even all at once!

He stares, not because he’s obsessed with you or your fitting hairstyle, but because he’s dying to know how much more is there for him to uncover.

Asmodeus

I’m going to step into shitpost territory here, but if he could have a Pokedex of inhabitants of the Devildom and beyond, you better believe it would be halfway full.

He’s known, met, and befriended (and more) so many people that is difficult for him to discover someone different.

It’s not your fault or lack of creativity, but when you’re an extroverted demon with such an experience in socializing like him, it gets to a point where finding unique features gets hard.

Still, when he first sees you, he can’t help but stare with shiny eyes and an open wide smile.

Your appearance helps your personality make sense. It’s an accessory that compliments you and, now that he has the whole picture, he can remember all those moments he shared with you and replace your cute little sheep shape with the human body that’s keeping him awake at night.

It’s not like that! Nothing filthy!

Although he won’t mind if you happen to slip inside his bed in the middle of the night.

He just can’t stop thinking about you, the way your curls frame your face or bounce when you play that tiring dance game in Levi’s room.

Not much time passes until he starts watching videos on Deviltube on how to define curls or how to style them with silk scarfs, rings, chains and even crystals. He’ll be happy to help you with the process, especially if it takes longer than expected. That just means you both get to spend even more time together.

And you’re going to look so cute!

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Taglist: @ilovecandys2010 @ollieoven @kingofspadesdelusion @whimsybloom

[obessedwithfictionalmen]

Co-Stars pt.4

Summary: Y/n post something interesting...

Warning: Sexism/ use of Y/n/ Swearing/

A/n: > Means Y/n's replies

Word count: 890 words

@Official_Y/n

@Official_Y/n: Guess who?

Liked by 78 345

Comments:

@User5710: Mother posting!!!!

@Y/n_fan214: Soft lauch?!

@TimotheChalamet: Ew, there's children on this app. > Okay🙂

@Austin_Butler: 🫣 > Sush Elvis

@User9261: Did she just shushed Austin Butler? > She did 💅

@Dua_Lipa: That back tho! 🫨 > 🏋‍♀️💪💅

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After her post, the Internet was like the volcano that flooded Pompei with lava: Smoking hot. Everyone was talking about the guy in the picture and how intimate they looked. Of course, everyone thought about Callum, and they were right, but they didn’t know it. So, when Y/n, Austin, Anthony and Callum went on the Graham Norton show, they were expecting questions about it.

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‘’So, Y/n obviously you got a lot of attention this week, because of this’’ Her post appears on the screen. Anthony starts to chuckle. ‘’I know, my back looks great’’ she says, avoiding the question. ‘’You look amazing, but the real question is: Who is the gentleman in the two pictures?’’ Two red arrows pointing at the men in the pictures appears on the screen. ‘’I can’t see him, maybe point it to me’’ she says, sarcastically of course. The publics starts to laugh. ‘’I mean there’s a gentleman in my life, I won’t say who, but yeah. Thought I’d tease the internet a little’’ she says, crossing her legs. ‘’Boys do you know who he is?’’ Graham asked the 3 men. ‘’Yeah, I met him, he’s really nice’’ Anthony says. ‘’He’s amazing, he takes care of my best friend, and that’s all that counts’’ Callum says. Y/n has to bite the inside of her cheek to prevent her from laughing. Hearing Callum talk about himself at the 3rd person almost makes her laugh and blow away the surprise. ‘’Like they said, he’s a really nice guy. Really fun too, we had some great conversations with him. Awesome guy’’ Austin adds. ‘’But what about Callum?’’ Graham asks. ‘’What about him?’’ Y/n asks. ‘’W-w-well you guys. T-t-the internet ships you together!’’ he stutters. Y/n direct answer took him by surprise. ‘’We also have a video of Callum and a mystery lady, let’s take a look’’ What video? Shit?! It showed a video of Callum making out with Y/n, but we couldn’t see her face, it was badly filmed because the only action we could see was between the crack of the door. Y/n tried not to react, and she was hoping that Callum would improvise something. ‘’Graham, I’m sorry, but we’re here to promote our show, Master of the Air, not trying to get to the bottom of the rumors of who’s Y/n dating and Callum’s privacy being invaded’’ Austin said, as calmly as possible. ‘’Austin’s right, plus we have great things to talk about other than Y/n’s dating life.’’ Anthony added the woman smiled to the blonde, who just saved their life. ‘’You’re right, I’m sorry, so Anthony…’’ Graham didn’t talk about relationships that night. When the interview was over and they got backstage, Y/n hugged Austin. ‘’Thank you so freaking much’’ she said. ‘’Thank you, Austin, I really appreciate it’’ Callum said. ‘’Don’t worry we got you’’ Anthony said.

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After Austin and Anthony’s intervention, the people calmed down on the question, but the internet could still see their chemistry. Callum and Y/n still liked to tease the internet, but they calmed down too. Until the premier in the U.S.A, they kissed at the final premiere, in London. The one in the United-States was the before last premiere they all did. Y/n came on the carpet with a very reviling designer piece that the fans started to speculate.

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She didn’t want to come on the carpet dressed like this, but the designer put a lot of effort into the piece, so she wore it. But she already had a team ready inside the movie theater to change her outfit. When she stepped out the car, she felt very vulnerable, she arrived alone this time, she was already gonna get attention for her outfit, she didn’t more publicity. She walked on the red carpet, until she reached her co-stars. ‘’Y/n here! Show us your tits!’’ a male fan yelled, making her very uncomfortable. Callum, who had seen the scene, felt really bad for his girlfriend. He wanted to help her, but if he gave her his jacket, the rumors would just be unbearable, they like to tease the internet, but not like that. ‘’Austin, can you go give your jacket to Y/n, she’s really uncomfortable’’ he whispered. He nodded than went forward, to give Y/n his jacket. ‘’With your boyfriends’ compliments’’ he said, not wanting to be suspicious. She put the jacket on and continued her way on the carpet. They finally did a group photo, after they could go inside, and Y/n could change. ‘’Come on Y/n, you’re not afraid to be shirtless on Instagram! We want to see the tits!’’ another male fan yelled. The guys were all in shook of what they just heard. But Y/n took all the confidence she had left and stepped forward. ‘’Maybe ask politely’’ she gave the men a fake smile before showing him her middle finger. The flash of the camera doubled; she was certainly going to get attention now. But what she didn’t realise was that the hole cast was flipping the guy off. Callum was the first to follow is girlfriend in giving the middle finger, the rest just followed.

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Surprisingly, it wasn’t her outfit that made the front page, it was the picture of the cast giving the finger to the sexist fan. They didn’t talk about the fact that it was disrespectful, they talked about the fact that men were supporting woman and how it should always be like this. The cast of Master of the Air were now icons in the feminist movement. All thanks to Callum…

[theflyingfeeling]

well said, Niko 👏

so I went to exit my emotions in Germany last weekend, details below:

we went to the shows in Berlin & Leipzig, with a VIP experience for the latter

and guyyyyyyyyssss let me tell you, BC really did not lie when they said we were there to Exit our Emotions 😩 the shows went straight to the very top of my personal BC shows list, the energy was amazing and all the new songs sounded incredible live, even the ones that weren't necessarily my #1 favourites, like Where's the Exit and Wolves in California. Especially the former sounds sooooooooooooooo good live 💖

and because I was there mainly to enjoy myself and to exit the fuck out of my stupid useless emotions, I barely took any videos or pictures (I never take pictures anyway, how do y'all manage to take such amazing shots at shows?!) despite having relatively good spots to do so. I kinda wish I had more so I could think back to the shows afterwards, but on the other hand I felt like I got way more out of the show when I put my undivided focus on it, and besides indoor shows are always challenging on that regard due to the flashing lights etc. and I felt like every time I was going to film the lighting was not appropriate so in the end I just couldn't bother 😅

I don't really have much else to report from Berlin other than that the venue was great, I had an excellent view and had the best time ever 🥰

not least because I met so many BC tumblr friends!! it was so nice seeing everyone, please come to the Nokia Arena show y'all, we'll be your host it's hocus pocus 🥺

and then there was Leipzig 🥴

I mean, this is my initial reaction immediately after it (written in my drafts):

🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

but yeah, as you can see from this post, @exitemotions and I had bought some silly little gifts to give the guys (rock hand glass markers not pictured), and we were so incredibly chill about the whole thing, like, NO ONE has ever been as chill as we were in advance of the VIP experience, I'm tellin' ya 💅

(we were so chill in fact that when we came back to the hotel room afterwards, we noticed we had forgotten the ceiling light on. you know, because that's how chill and zen and calm we had been upon leaving for the venue 💅💅💅💅💅)

the acoustic set was fucking cute, almost like a little campfire hangout 🥺

about giving the gifts and having our pictures taken: I feel like I was working on some kind of autopilot and can barely remember much anything 🙃 which I'm kinda mad at myself about lol, but I guess the guys liked the gifts (Olli said the glass markers were important, as my foreword for them was that they'd no longer have to fight about which glass/cup was whose, and I remember Tommi saying that socks are always useful. the others are owners of feet as well, so I suppose they agree 🧦)

we had made all sorts of grand plans for our individual pictures with the band but ended up with having "regular" ones after all, because while there was no feeling of rush per se at the m&g, everything was still happening relatively fast and sort of in their own course, and if we had wanted to do any funny poses or whatever, we should've been faster and in a little...sharper mental state to ask for them 😂😭

but we were chill though, I promise 💅

(I'm just cringing at myself so hard because I look like a fucking teacher standing for a class photograph 😂💀 it's funnier if you know I'm actually a teacher lol)

during the show we were on 2-3 row because we kinda missed our cue to run and reserve our spots before the acoustic set. personally I blame Santeri the tour manager for this (and also the fact that there were so many people there who had already been to VIP on this tour before, so they knew what to do 🤷‍♀️ meanwhile we were just left standing like "...wat 🧍‍♂️")

the show was just as great as the Berlin one, I honestly can't put them in order because they were both amazing and really made me forget about my sad little life 🖤

Rock Band From Hell was also alright. the one with no shirt on was hot

Ghost Kid was cool too. the one with no shirt on was hot

...so hot in fact that I already fell in love with him at the Berlin gig, and so when we were on our way to the merch booth after the Leipzig show, we ran into him and I flirted chatted with him a bit and had my picture taken with him 🥰 he was soooooo sweet and funny and I hope he'll stay true to his promise and keep the thing I said to him ('the drummer of BC could never [swirl the drumstick in his fingers in between every beat like you do]') "just between you and me" 🤭

from the merch booth I bought the XOXO longsleeve which looks super nice (sadly the quality isn't as super though dfgdgdsdh)

the next day it was time to return home, and as @kraeuterhexchen was seeing me to my platform at the railway station, I broke into tears in the middle of an escalator and didn't stop crying until boarding my plane lol

it's just that I was really nervous about travelling back to the airport from Leipzig because I had two changes of trains and the horror stories I've heard of Deutsche Bahn always being late were only adding to it, and that stress somehow triggered some sort of emotional meltdown in me and I realised the trip that I had been waiting for 6 MONTHS was now ending?? there had been so much talk about how we'd "do this and that when we go to Berlin/Leipzig and see BC" and now it's all done and gone and ?????? how does one move on after that 😭

but mostly I've been crying about the gift I gave to Olli 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

some of you have already heard about this, but I had made Olli this pin cushion ring:

...because I wanted to "support his sewing hobby", as I told him then sdhfhdfhfhfh

he seemed to really appreciate it, and as I demonstrated how handy it was (because you can wear it and easily put the pins there while sewing instead of having to reach to a pin cushion further away on the table), he told me he only had this huge pin cushion ("a brick" he called it, the one you can see on this video), and aaaahhhhh I'M SO ANGRY AT MYSELF for not remembering much else or barely daring to even look at him to see his reaction 😭 I do remember he got very excited when he heard he was getting a sewing-related gift though ("yessss" he said, if my memory doesn't fail me too bad) 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

and I'm so sad I didn't even get a picture of him with it, because Joona the photographer was in the possession of my phone at that moment 😔 and I also forgot to tell him I had made it myself, though I believe it's self-evident. but, you know. still 😭

and the reason why I've been so emotional about it is because I had made the ring weeks ago already, shortly after the album release event, and since then I have admired it every day (because hellooooo is it not the cutest?!) and I had imagined all the scenarios in which I'd give it to him, what I'd say about it and how he'd react to it (I wondered if he'd even know what it was, but of course he immediately recognized it as a pin cushion when I showed it to him 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭), and yesterday it just suddenly hit me that when I'd be back home, the ring would no longer be there on my table for me to admire and hold in my hands, because Olli has it now? it's OLLI'S now, as intented, and yeah idk why but even now, two days later, I'm still literally crying about it as I'm writing this because I had grown strangely attached to that silly trinket and now I'll probably never see it again 🥺😭 (I guess I should just make one for myself too lol, my old one that I made almost 17 years ago is a wee bit shabby)

anyway, if anyone sees him, can you please tell him to take good care of it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

the world's biggest thanks to everyone who I hung out with on this trip, but especially to @kraeuterhexchen whose stunning art I can now admire in calendar form on my kitchen wall every month of the year (yes I shall keep you updated):

...and to @another-sun the organizer extraordinaire, as well as to my travelling companion @exitemotions (thanks for all the laughs with a touch of chaos in between <3)

here's me with BC again, the only other picture that's not blurry af lol

in conclusion, 🎵 never again, never again 🎵

...until next time 👀

[soccerpunching]

Bestieeeeee 😻,

What is your worst IE headcannons?

I'll tell mine back 💅💅💅

I may be too out-of-touch from the fandom to know what people would consider bad and worst but I do have some that others may have an issue with! AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO ASK YOU ABOUT HEADCANONS TOO, BUT YOU GOT ME FIRST! AND I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW YOURS VERY MUCH!! (although I haven't watched most of ares and orion so i may not understand some for now, I would love to hear them still!!)

This ended up a long post, I'm making this cut...

I'll start with a tame one (may also be really boring), but this one needs my other hcs for anyone to understand the actual one I want to share. Here's a "brief" list of the others (happened between og series and inago):

Gouenji has unparallel knowledge of ALL Disney, Pixar, Dreamworks, and Ghibli movies and will defend the female characters with his life. (This is why I thought he probably knows MLP as I said on the last ask)

He's not a fan of social media and does not use anything outside of inalink and private messaging. Not bcs he's cool, he just doesn't understand them. Much like in honosuto with the laptop, initially with inatube, and him always forgetting his useless phone.

Yuuka convinced him to make an inatter (twitter) and inagram account bcs she does not want anyone to steal the @ and that she also wants to be able to tag him on her posts (and of his teammates/friends) so they can keep the memories. He saves all the pictures he gets tagged in and sometimes prints them out to keep in an album he designed (he's very good w crafts). I still can't believe honosuto came up with those social media names (except for inagram)

He only cared about the bare minimum use of social media so he only ever retweets in inatter (never made his own tweet ever; but he does reply on some that addresses him) and only posts his creations on inagram with no caption or a few words about what he made (made takoyaki, felted a bunny, crocheted a penguin, made cupcakes, etc.).

He only has three kinds of inatter rts: about soccer, about making art, and tweets of his friends and family. Yuuka made his bio in both of them. He also became good at taking pictures of his creations thanks to Yuuka.

However, he is mildly updated with internet language bcs that's all he hears from his sister and her friends and from his own friends in the group chat that he only talks in when he's mentioned. He assimilated most of the phrases they use in chats.

Having said all this, he almost has no social media presence. You're lucky to see his page updated after two weeks. He doesn't reply with strangers either unless it's a kid who loves or interested in soccer.

He also doesn't share much in interviews. Very bare minimum of answering questions and always answers in short sentences and just poses for the camera shortly before he bounces. His favorite answer to questions is "oh that's private" not bcs it's private but bcs he doesn't want to talk that long unless youre asking him about his opinion on human rights-- something that his agent and/or soccer club prevented the press from ever asking him again (an hc drop another time). But anyway, he always had strong opinions and doesnt hold back in expressing them (og series and inago) and that's trouble for the club sponsors so they make a lot of effort on stopping anybody from having the opportunity of asking him anything outside of his personal and athlete life.

And the last context here is that Gouenji is autistic, but we already know that.

Okay so now time for the actual bad HC I want to share... which is how Gouenji came out as bisexual to the public

This started with an inatter thread of a person criticizing Anna (Frozen) for her actions in the first movie that reached Gouenji's timeline. Gouenji answers with 7 tweets worth of respectful paragraph of why Anna shouldn't be criticized bcs of how she was brought up, bcs of her isolation, and bcs of her grief, etc. So, everybody lost their mind, etc etc. AND NOW, at the midst of all this, a soccer fan asked him the question below that he answered without thinking much about:

This blew up and his notifications gets flooded with questions about his sexuality and questionable taste that he really didn't mind answering if it wasn't blowing up his phone.

He was out with everyone in his circle that he forgot the world didn't know he's bi. So, he fixed that by tweeting "yes, im bisexual" on his timeline. He logs out and then decided to wait a few months before logging in again.

This didn't sound as fun as I amped it up to be but I think it's a terribly bland HC that I find kind of funny

BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT ASK!! I VERY MUCH WANT TO HEAR YOURS!!!

[eusuntgratie]

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hi nonnie! it's so lovely to get an anon ask that's not hateful and racist <3

🧃 ⇢ share some personal lore you never posted about before

oooh! i am a chronic oversharer so who knows!

in 2nd grade i played ms. frizzle in a school play/performance. i slayed, obviously 💅 i took my hair and costume very seriously.

🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings

i don't think i have any that are too out there. i still hc eddie diaz as demi... i think it complicates his ability to see what is right in front of him and partially explains why he has struggled so much finding a partner. he HAS the emotional connection he needs and wants already. it's taking him awhile to figure out what that means and how he feels about it, i think. none of my headcanons are really hard and fast though. if you write a fic about eddie coming out and having a slut phase i will DEVOUR IT.

alex likes to sub bc his head is so busy. nobody but henry has ever been able to get him to the blissfully quiet, fucked out state that henry seems able to draw out of him effortlessly. am i projecting? yes. but am i correct? also yes. i could talk about this for days don't get me started.

nora is alex's no boundaries friend. they can talk about sex, relationships, their insecurities, whatever. they don't have a lot of physical boundaries; nora is well aware of alex's need for physical touch and they can be all over each other without it being weird. this would be hard for a lot of people to understand, but henry gets it, in part because pez has filled an important void for him for so long.

🌸 ⇢ do you have any pets? if you do, post some pictures of them

just one now, my big floofy polar bear old man dog <3

writer truth or dare asks (or ask me anything!)

[lunarw0rks]

• TIKTOK VIDEOS THAT ARE DEFINITELY CALL OF DUTY CODED •

note: in honor of you, aka my favorite writer ever, i present to you some tiktok video that are definitely call of duty coded. you always make me so happy with your insane writing skills! so as a thank you, i want you to sit back, relax, and giggle! i love you so much rachel, you make me happy!

01. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8YvUCuG/

the kind of shit that would happen to you and price ON DATE NIGHT.

02. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8YvUu2W/

alejandro after he lets you do his makeup. he swears he hates it but you catch him doing something like this

03. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8YvA7Cc/

some drunk shit könig would do

04. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8YvV3pq/

if you take ghost to an aquarium…he’d definitely do this.

05. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8YvsdBJ/

SOAP WOULD SMOTHER YOU.

06. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8Yvfbqk/

the kind of shit you and gaz come across at the local shopping plaza

anon; TYSM, THIS IS ONE OF THE NICEST THINGS I'VE RECIEVED<3 MADE ME LAUGH ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ ♡

i can just picture price trying to be nice about it to the waiter, even though he's doing that disappointed dad look the entire time lol date night never goes as planned.

alejandro serving cunt (as always) 💅💅

I feel like könig isn't clumsy at all. UNTIL he's plastered... then it's a different story.

simon talking to animals instead of people (he's so me). my headcanon is that he constantly has animals drawn to him, even though he pretends to hate it. MF has been doing recon, and had a squirrel or bird on his shoulder, just chilling on the big man's muscles.

HJMMMM I NEED HIM<3333 IMAGINE HOW GOOD THAT WOULD FEEL DUDE... LIKE YEAH, I CAN'T BREATHE, BUT IT'S SOAP!! FUCKING SIT ON ME!!

gaz would pull the biggest side-eye, dude. sometimes he can't help it. would probably clutch you tighter and continue speed walking down the plaza

[drunk-poets-society]

10/22 lived my dream of being a ghost in the deeply haunted corridors of my college.

[moabunnie]

TXT / on a road trip with them❤️

These are some reactions as to what it would be like to go on a road trip with each member! Thanks for reading! I hope you enjoy❤️

Warnings: jokingly mentions “died” and “kill me”

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We are going to pretend you’re going on a 10 hour road trip to have a mini weekend vacation with your bf. And that they can all drive.

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Soobin

Literally forgets to pack anything

“Where’s your phone charger?”

“Oh shit-“

Have to go buy two or three phone chargers just in case he loses one again

He has to pee like every hour so you’re constantly stopping at gas stations

But that’s ok because then you also get candy and sweets

When you’re driving, he’s taking pics of you

When you’re not driving, he is holding your hand or your thigh

“Soobin stop looking at me you’re going to crash”

Which then freaks you out so you make him switch with you lmao

He’s gonna fall asleep like halfway there so just turn on ur tunes lol

Yeonjun

He doesn’t want you to drive because he is a gentleman and will always drive for you

But he’s gonna complain about it the whole time lmfao

I feel like he has hella road rage and honestly I don’t blame him bc people are rude

Every time he yells like “fuck you” to someone on the road, he turns to you and says “I’m sorry I shouldn’t yell” but continues to do it ???

Y’all gonna be having so much fun singing together in the car though

He’s gonna harmonize to whatever song is on

With his beautiful voice 😩

You feed him while he’s driving lol

Just pop some chips in his mouth

And he blows you air kisses as a thank you 😩😩

Dances a little while driving and almost kills you

Beomgyu

He’s gonna put on a romantic playlist bc he wants to have a good romantic time with his baby

However, it’s not very romantic when he’s rolling the windows down and yelling at every bird he sees

“I will avenge thee brethren!”

“Beomgyu please stop it’s just a bird-“

“Nonsense foolish mortal”

You guys get honked at a lot

Also gonna stop for a lot of snacks

Sometimes he will wait in the car if you just have to use the bathroom. And will pretend you took years

“Y/N you took so long I almost died”

You two will probably get lost if he’s in charge of the map/gps

But no matter where you end up, it’s always a blast with Beomgyu <3

Taehyun

This man got the whole trip planned out

He knows exactly what you’re gonna do each day and how long it’s gonna take and etc

He drives bc he doesn’t want you to lift a finger 💅

You’ll probably stop for food somewhere at a restaurant

And then you’ll have to take a nap in the backseat of the car bc you ate too much

I can see you two putting on somewhat aggressive music and just screaming your hearts out 😌

He constantly asks you if you’re cold or hot or uncomfortable

You’d also have a lot of deep conversations that bring you closer to each other:,)

He’s just a cutie what can I say

You: “can we pull over and take a picture with that landmark?”

Him: “no.” But does it anyway lol

HueningKai

“Y/N you’re so pretty when you’re driving”

As if you didn’t wake up hella early in the morning to drive for 10 hours still in your pajamas

Always forget to put his seatbelt on so you have to nag at him every time

Holds your hand the entire time

When you stop at a gas station, he goes inside and tries to look for a little keychain or souvenirs with your name on it, but gets sad if he can’t find it 🥺

He’s probably gonna sleep off and on

So when he’s sleeping all is well and quiet

When he’s awake, you might be fighting about who’s conspiracy theory is better about the city you’re in? Maybe fighting about where to eat? Who knows

Loves to just look out the window and look at all the scenery and cities

Will be trying to show you things on his phone forgetting you’re driving lmao

“Kai, baby….. I’m driving I can’t look��

“Oh yeah”

[daisys-gard3n]

the daddy issues are loud tonight but please, sfw & nsfw for them sexy jojo dilfs 💅✨(feminine reader pls 💕)

I am reading this ask disrespectfully as my daddy issues activate 😔

Jojo DILFs Headcanons (Female Reader)

Old Joseph

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Now thats what i call a daddy

Ugh grizzly buff men with beards do make me weak

Ngl, you probably started the relationship off as a one-night fling from the bar: but that joestar cock got your running back

He's got this gentlemanly charm and suave to him you've never seen from guys your age, and he's certainly funnier than the men you've dated.

He doesn't have to do much to get you laughing, he loves that big grin on your face when he throws out cheesy jokes

Because he's a father and generally experienced life for more years, you come to him for adult problems: like how to do something on your taxes, how to put money in a 401k, insurances, how to finance, etc.

He's also very gentle with you, his strong muscular arms keep you feeling safe and how he softly dominates you for stupid things like reaching things for you and etc. makes butterflies appear in your stomach

"Here, let me get it. You're too little to reach that." 😩

Or when he teases you.

"What's wrong? Cat's got your tongue, little girl?" "I'm older than most guys, but I have no problem powering through tasks, doll. I’ll show ya." 😩😩

Smells like musky and spicy cologne and that tasty older man smell.

Ngl his kisses taste like whisky and cigars

His beard will tickle you every time he kisses you, and he would laugh when you would.

"My beard bother you that much, darling?" With a deep chuckle.

He'd take you out to high end parties he needs to attend or take you out shopping. He wont say no.

Sometimes gets insecure when you want him to meet your friends or family. "Don't you think they'll find it strange that their daughter is dating someone older than her dad?"

But then he somehow makes friends with your family instantly, singing merrily drunk with your dad and or friends.

Definitely does classic 50s dates: roller skating rinks, drive thru movies and restaurants, share milkshakes together, etc.

Nicknames: Darling, Doll, Hun

Boomer, but he still laughs and plays along when you do younger generation stuff 

Hoo boy, it was award trying to explain to his 20+ year old grandson and 40+ year old daughter, that Joseph was in a relationship with someone significantly younger than him

You can’t see stands, but Joot definitely called out Star Platinum to choke out his grandfather while he tried to use Hermit Purple to get him off

He’ll be more than happy to show you old photos of him in his prime

He’s still hot younger wtf

He’ll show you baby pictures of Holly and Jotaro without a doubt while gushing over it.

You can see some hidden pain in his eyes when he sees an old photo of Caesar and Lisa Lisa, you ask if they were family and he said: “They weren’t the most perfect people and they got on my ass a lot...But they were still my family...I miss ‘em a lot.”

He hides his years of pain with goofy smiles and a snarky attitude, but you’ll crack through the shell where he’ll vulnerable to you.

Having daddy issues with Joseph around? It’s not a problem anymore - this man makes up for the years worth of daddy issues you’ve got with love and support

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this man FUCKS

The way he puts you flat against the mattress and presses your legs to your chest in the mating press as he shoves his cock into you makes you go stupid

he fucks like he tryna put a baby in you

He likes it when you present all of the cute outfits you bought with the allowance he gives you, the lingerie being the finale as he picks which one he gets to fuck you in at the end.

He’s attracted to scents, so he’ll be crazy attracted and aroused by some fancy perfume you put on as he’ll put his nose to your neck or hair and inhale. 

he does this when in the missionary pose or doggystyle too

His favorite thing to do after a long day of work is take his shoes off, undo his tie, pour himself a glass of whiskey, and beckon you over to fuck yourself on his cock while he sits there and enjoys the show of your tits bouncing in his face and your lewd expression as you sink lower onto his cock.

He likes to tease you in bed just as much as he does out of it:

"Hah? What was that, Doll? My hearing isn't as good as it used to be, you're gonna have to speak louder. Tell me what you want again~"

"You're gonna be a brat with me, kid? How about I show you a lesson."

"The next thing you'll say is: 'Please fuck me harder, Daddy!'."

He still eats pussy like he’s 19 years old

And the way his beard tickles you for extra stimulation as his lips are wrapped around your swollen clit  😩

He’s old-fashion in a way where the man should do most of the work while the woman was the princess: he’ll lift you up and fuck you without you having to move and inch. 

“What kind of man would I be if I couldn’t get my doll off?"

He sometimes tells his secretary that you're coming in to drop off something private in his office, but the truth his he just wanted to press your body against the large glass window in his office and pound into you from behind

Open to kinks, he'll give it a shot so you can be happy - But he is quite the actor so he'll be able to play out your fantasies nicely

Have that metal hand smack ur ass gurl, it gonna hurt but he rubs your ass sweetly for comfort in between

He’s an overachiever, so he’s gonna make you cum the most - prepare to be overstimmed

The type of man to carry your fucked-out body to the tub to clean you up and tuck you into bed 😔

Jotaro (Part 6)

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I blame all of my thirst on this man, the catalyst

Definately already divorced and hella stressed out when you first meet him

You were working as an assistant to one of his colleagues, he wasn't there one day but Joot was, things happen...

Long story short...He fucked you over his desk to get the stress out.

He felt bad that he treated you like an animal, so he offers to take you out to dinner to make it up and he turns out to be quiet the gentleman.

Not good with feelings what so ever, but he shows affection through physical contact and action. - He'll see your shoulders are hurting and he'll offer to rub them, he'll buy you a new thing if you mention your old one broke, he'll get you small trinkets that reminded him of you - very cute

He'll finally be vunerable with you and talk about his ex-wife, his teenaged daughter he never gets to see, and his past trauma in Egypt - you never thought a cool-demeanored man could have so much personal issues he bottled up

You have to pretty much reassure him that you'll be with him no matter what and that it's okay to be weak and to not push you away when he feels emotional.

He has nightmares sometimes, so you'll be there comforting him as he tries to calm down - you can hear him through his shaking breath about "Kakyoin", "Avdol", and "Iggy" through most of his nightmares but sometimes you hear "Polnareff" and "Why didn't you come back?"

Dates include: Park picnics, Aquariums visits (we all know he has an all-season pass), Movie nights, or just having hot drinks and enjoy each other's company with the accompaniment of jazz music.

Doesn't realize he acts like a dad with you sometimes:

"Don't do that, ask me for help next time.", "Don’t be picky, finish that or else.”, “Tired? C’mere, let’s get you to bed.”

ngl you kinda dig it sometimes when big cold buff joot is treating you like a baby but then again you bite back when you’re not in the mood.

Cuddle sessions are lit because you get to lay on top of his large body while he does something else, your human mattress

His kisses taste like cigarette smoke and peppermint.

If at some point you’re still in a relationship with Joot by reconciliation time with Jolyne comes afoot, there’s gonna be a lot of confusion when his daughter finds her dad dating a woman nearly the same age as her. 

Jolyne will deadass ask if her dad was paying her to pretend and that it’s okay to leave right now

Long story short, Jolyne proceeded to repeatedly punch her dad while calling him a creep while he just sort of took it

Not the Kujos/Cujohs literally at each other’s throats for their dating choices while you and Anasui have a pleasant conversation across the table

Daddy issues? He’s got them too, so you two are just a bigger mess of daddy issues.

Doesn’t have terms of endearment for you, he just says your name and that’s the most you get out of him (in public at least)

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This man has two modes: Break Ya Back or Soft and Gentle.

Most of the time he’s in Break Ya Back mode because the man doesn’t know how to take a break for the life of him, so he’s hella pent up

Were you complaining that he didn’t call you anything else other than your name? Well, here’s where he makes it up to you...But not in the way you think.

“You like it when I smack your ass as I pump my cock into your tight little hole, you slut?”, “C’mon, beg to cum, whore.”, “You like teasing me like that, you brat? I’ll return the favor.”

Oh yeah... d e g r a d a t i o n 

You’ve tried to tell him numerous times to manage his time so he wouldn’t be so stressed out or to ask for more vacation days before he blew his top...But you can’t deny how dominating and rougher he got was hot

This man has a lowkey exhibition kink - he might as well have it because of the many times he has pulled you aside into the restroom or into a janitor closet to have almost clothed sex because he couldn’t hold it in anymore

He wouldn’t be into being called Daddy...He’s more of a Sir type of man.

“Back that ass against Sir’s cock...Yeah, fuck yourself on his cock. Such a good little slut.”

He’d be into the positions where he can easily lift your body up and do whatever he wants with it: Full Nelson, against the wall, Cowgirl (but he’s the one controlling you), etc. He loves how small you feel in his grasp and how cute you look in these positions while you moan up a storm

Likes bathtub/swimming pool/hot tub sex too, a great way to unwind.

Has fucked you over his desk messy with papers with his fingers before and will do it again

If you’re being bratty, he’ll shove his cock down your throat to choke on: “Gotta give your mouth somethin’ t’do from all that shit you talk, brat.”

Enjoys a good rough throat fuck, but he won’t do it if you’re not into it.

On Soft and Gentle days, he’s very affectionate. You found it a little bit strange since he’s a bit aloof about PDA, but then his hands wander and you get the message

He kisses all over your face, neck, body, and loves to lead into a deep make out session. His stubble will tickle you and you’ll smell his fresh water-scented cologne + his musk more closely

Will eat you out for days - this man will lift your legs over his shoulders as he goes to down tongue fucking your hole and rubbing your clit, groaning against your sex, and looking up at you with adoring blue eyes as he watches you come undone. 

Tell him none of your boyfriends ever made you orgasm before and he’ll get to work right then and there. 

Will eat ass too fyi

Does more lazy positions on Soft and Gentle days, like spooning, plain ol’ missionary, the lazy version of cowgirl (where you’re doing the work), and etc.

Likes to play with your chest if you fuck yourself on his cock, pinching your nipples and groaning out how good you are for him. 

“Mmm, you’re so fuckin’ tight. I love it, baby.”, “You’re so perfect, fuck, makes me wanna cum in you all the time.”, “There you go, nice and gentle...Tell me if you can’t take it anymore, okay?”

All the praise and head pats when you give him head. 

“Hng, such a good girl...Fuck, right there.”, “You’re so good at this, keep going and I’ll give you a present.”

2 rounds and he’s done - he’ll do the bare minimum of cleaning you off with a towel and leave painkillers on the bedside for tomorrow before he cuddles up to you and sleeps

Soft dom joot and I will die on this hill

DIO

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If only this man was a good father

But in a world where he actually knew he had children - he would do his best (araki confirmed he would be a banging dad to gio if he had known he existed)

Let’s be real, the four spawns of dio would be tired of his narcissism by the time they were grown ups and let him do whatever

In this world before that happens, you would be hired as a babysitter through an ad and you would be greeted by this large, extremely handsome, and very shirtless blonde man at his door. 

He’s very suave and you can’t help but feel attractive to such a charming man, the way his golden stare eyes you down like prey sends shiver down your spine. 

He’s a very well-regarded lawyer and he’s busy with cases, so he needed someone to watch over his sons while he’s gone - he’s thinking that you’ll probably be scared off in a week because of how troublesome his kids are (especially donatello and ungalo), but they’re just in love with you (especially gio and rykiel).

He’s not ashamed to flirt with you openly, such as complimenting you, offering you a glass of some of his vintage wine, offering to take you out to dinner as a kind ‘repayment’ for putting up with his kids, etc.

"My dear, won't you accompany me to the strip mall? I've been meaning to get new shoes, and I'd like to get things for the boys. I'll buy you something nice too for being such a good girl."

You end up tagging along to these small escapades because you strangely can’t say no to him, showing how easily he can win you over

You are falling v e r y hard for him but you're having a dilemma about being so nuch younger than Dio and potentially confusing his young children about you being their new 'mommy'

There is some melodrama, seeing Dio surrounded by much older and classier women than you are, those snide comments about how young you were and how you were just after his money, and so forth. While he sees you with these immature and gross young boys wanting to get in your pants made his blood boil. Good ol' angst and mutual pinning over here.

You catch yourself staring longingly into his eyes and having lingering touches that drove both you and him crazy.

Eventually you had to let it out that you liked him and he liked you in return.

Spoils the hell out of you because he had too much money to deal with. He'll buy you designer clothes, makeup, bags, shoes, even new computers and phones.

He almost thought about buying you a new apartment, but he held back because he knew he was going to move you in later.

Dio was used to being surrounded by uncouth women who were only after his fame and fortune, or just wanted him appearance-wise. But you felt like a real person he can talk to. You didn't blindly agree with him with everything, you had your own opiniond and your own set of ideals that made you fascinating.

He loves to argue with you, even its something stupid. He just loves seeing that passion in your eyes when you give out your reasons why he's wrong.

He also likes it when you're bashful. You look away when you see him shirtless, those cute murmurs of trying to figure out what to say when he gives you gifts, how you wanted to repay him for them with a stutter. It makes him want to coddle and tease you more

Something in his chest rises when he sees his children getting along so well with you. Ungalo and Giorno unapologetically started calling you 'Mommy' with Donatello and Rykiel following suit. It makes him dazed at the thought of you being the new mommy in the family to take care of the children and welcome him home with dinner and a big kiss

Even though he's the one with the words that make you flustered - you can fluster him too by being so cute to him. Like kissing his hand or trying to ask convince him for you to lead. Even making him something homemade, he's trying so hard not to blush and acts stubborn when you call it out.

"I-I'm not blushing, fool! Here, let's get going. This place is filled with cretins."

Dates include fancy dinners, orchestra viewings, reading books together quietly, and being a pseudo fanily with the kids

Very open with showing you attention - he'll brush your hair out of your face and cup your cheek, wrap his strong arms around your body from behind, lean down suddenly to press a kiss on your lips, kissing the back of your hand, etc.

Doesn't care if his kids are watching.

"Daddy, there's no more apple sauce." "D-Dio, stop it, Giogio's watching!" "Hm? Alright, write it down in the shopping list for Daddy." As he continues his actions without a care

You definately had to be the one confronted when the spawns see something their father does.

"(Y/n), why were you wrestling naked with Daddy?" "Why do you have a boo boo (hickey) on your neck?" "I saw daddy spank (Y/n)'s butt!"

"What's your assignment, Dona?" "The sounds I hear at home. I put "Daddy and Mommy jumping on the bed upstairs" and "Mommy praying to god really loudly"."

His kisses taste like wine and he smells like sandalwood and bergamot

Will bite your lips during a kiss, no reason why he just likes doing it

If you two get into a fight, Dio is the one that crawls up to you and cuddles you as he apologizes while moping

Hates that you get along with his brother and his wife, but he's just bitter like that.

"Oh, I'm so happy you found someone to call your own, Dio! I thought you were going to be some old grouchy man in a house by yourself! I'm so proud of you, brother!" "TAKE THAT PRIDE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS JOJO, AND PUT ME DOWN!"

Yes, he rants about Jonathan (and many others, but mostly Jonathan) to you

And giorno is the first one to stand up for his favorite Uncle Jojo.

You bet your sweet ass theres gonna be a wedding and its very lavish - but you picked out most of the decor and stuff because he let you

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Oof, thats a spicy dad

Within the first month of meeting you: its screwing time

Dio is that nasty person who knew about your developing crush on him (it was kinda obvious tho) and used that to get into your pants

One evening, he had convinced you into watching a movie with him. He brought out wine and set a romantic mood for you to get comfortable.

The wine giving you a little bit of courage, how Dio would nonchalantly place his hand on your thigh or around your shoulder to pull you closer to his broad chest, how his teasing fingers left ghost-like touches on your skin. It was driving you crazy.

By the end of the movie, he acted like nothing happened and casually asked you if you wanted another film. As if you couldn't see the tent forming in his sweat pants.

Not even 3 minutes into the next film and you found your courage to bring Dio into a kiss when his face was close to yours.

In the private movie room, the kids asleep, and the sound-proof walls protecting the two of you: Dio had you melting in his touch, having you sit on his lap and pressing his groin into your sex and having a heavy makeout session with a lot of touching.

His voice groaning in your ear: "God, I've wanted to get my hands on you forever."

He'll press a kiss onto your nipple before sucking on it and eventually biting playfully

Extra teasing with the prep, you gotta take his meat somehow.

He'll lick and playful bite on your clit, moving down into your entrance and start tongue-fucking you as a start. His hands gripping on your waist so hard to keep you from squirming that it might leave bruises

He can go for hours and tediously slow, just eating you out to feel your walls clamp down on his thick tongue and to taste the syrupy liquid as you cum around his tongue.

He does the same with fingering. He'll stuff you up to three fingers, just so you wont die from taking his cock. Sitting you in his lap and whispering obscene things into your ear:

"What a naughty girl, getting her pussy wet for her employer. Do you like it when an older man knows how to make you cum? You're clenching around my fingers so tightly and you're sensitive everywhere else...I hope you're instore for what's to come, my naughty slut."

When you've came around his fingers, he'll make you taste them lovingly. But this also acts like a muffle for when he raises you up and slide you down into his erect cock until your bottomed out.

The way your eyes tear up and how much louder you've gotten just makes him harder as he starts pumping into you.

The way you scratch up his back and grab ahold of him for dear life while those doe eyes are crossed from pleasure makes you look so adorable, it makes him drill into you faster and aching to ruin that adorable innocence.

Lots of hickies everywhere, even in hard to reach places like the back of your legs and such

Of course, he asked you on a proper date after getting his dick wet

He initially just wanted something to do (metaphorically and literally), but he caught the feelings

Something about how dainty and innocent (appearing) you are compared to him just really gets him going. You could do simple things like hold his much larger hand or hug him and he'll probably have a boner

Likes to be serviced (because its Dio) and sits back for the show when you want to give him a blowjob

You can barely get your mouth around him and have to use two hands to pump whatever couldn't fit inside your mouth. He finds it so adorable and could cum at just the sight of it - he'll play with your hair or stroke your head while you service him as he coos praise.

"My sweet little girl, taking me so well with her mouth. If you keep it up, I'll give you a present."

Be wary, he likes the throat fuck. He'll shove his meat down your throat like no tomorrow and he won't hesitate as he grabs you by your head and enjoys your eyes tearing up and your muffled moans vibrating around him

One man bukkakke, just warning you.

If you let him cum down your throat or on your chest/face, he'll probably get instantly hard again.

Hot potent dad nut™️ (iykyk)

Breeding? Hell yeah. He's done it four times already, why not making it five?

Something about you acting like the perfect little house wife for him: greeting him after a long day of work with a kiss and a hot meal with either Rykiel or Ungalo on your hip makes him crazy

Early on into your relationship, he has seriously thought about trapping you with a baby so you couldn't leave him. - The thought of you swollen with his spawn and breasts leaking with milk makes his cock twitch.

You were the one who initially told him to forget about finding a condom and to fuck you, so it's on you technically - have you seen the four different children born from three different mothers already? (technically, two of them died, but whatever).

Affectionately calls you 'mommy':

"I want to fill you full of my cum until you get knocked up. Wouldn't you like that? To be full of my child and to become a mother? Doesn't that sound wonderful, Mommy~?"

Doesn't have prefered names in bed - but he'll play along if you call him Daddy with his Mommy stuff

If there were stands involved - Dio would most likely have you fucked by The World for jack off material (since he can still feel it)

Pregger sex on the way

Dio is a insatiable individual and he doesn't care, he'll raise that kid because he has plenty of money to take care of the both of you

Diavolo

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if only he was a good father, part 2

In this hypothetical universe, Diavolo actually cares for Trish and was devastated when Donatella died

He buried himself in his work so he wouldn't think about his ex-wife, however he's usually away from Trish most of the time because of his refusal to grieve

So he hires you to take care of his daughter full time.

Trish warmed up to you and got excited when you came around, you always played with her and did things a mother would have done to her

Some sad moments where Trish would make off-hand comments about she wished you were her mommy so she can be like her friends or wished you could be her mommy so her dad wouldn't be so sad - so sad, you almost cried from a seven year old's comments

One day, coming in to collect your paycheck, you finally meet your boss face-to-face ( your interview to get the job was conducted by his secretary, so you've actually never seen him irl)

You are immediately intimidated and enamored by the taller man: The way his dark circles sunk underneath his jade green eyes he gave to Trish, his hot magenta and spotted hair done in a loose ponytail, the intricate floral motif tattoos running down his bare arms as he stood there dressed in a tank top and his work slacks, a cigarette dangling from his black-colored lips as he stubbornly tries to light it by a window.

Oh my god, your boss was hot, you're finally having one of those moments.

You were always into more mature men and more alternative men...This fucker hit all of the physical criteria so far.

His voice was gruff and tired, indicated that he either just woke up or just got off work. You hesitantly went over to his beckoning hand he gave you a firm handshake and muttered a half-proper greeting while apologizing for his appearance. "Sorry if I look like a mess...Just got off and needed a smoke.

Trish is excited that her Papa was home and she's running around to show him all the drawings and fun activities you and Trish did while he was at work, to which he just smiles and strokes her hair lovingly as he looks over everything.

He thanks you for doing everything with his daughter when he doesn't have the time and appreciates the effort you go through.

Then: "Papa, can (Y/n) stay over for dinner?"

Trish's puppy eyes and Diavolo's easy give-in into his daughter's demands with a questioning look to you...You were now sitting in their fancy dining room with some Italian dish and a glass of wine next to Trish and Diavolo adjacent.

Cue awkward small talk with an extremely socially awkward buff man

The wine did help ease the nerves and you managed to have a nice conversation with Diavolo, even after Trish excused herself after finishing her meal. Little did ya'll know, you gave her the wrong impression:

"If (Y/n) becomes Papa's new girlfriend, then he won't be sad anymore! And I can have a Mama! We can be a happy family!"

This seven-year-old little girl is trying her damndest to get you and her father together. Constantly demanding that you come along with them on trips to restaurants, shops, and come over often with Diavolo home. Anytime you three were in public, she would immediately run off to 'look at something' when in reality she wanted you and her father to have some alone time.

She was eventually called out by Diavolo and she confessed to her intentions while crying: "I-I'm sorry, Papa! I-I thought you wouldn't be so sad anymore if (Y/n) was your girlfriend! A-And I could have a mommy too!"

Long story short, after Trish was put to bed for a nap after wearing herself out with crying, Diavolo sat you down and apologized for Trish. To make it up to you, he brought out a bottle of wine for the two of you to share...

That liquid courage really did something to you, because once the buzz went through your veins and he was laughing about how silly his daughter was for thinking that you two could start dating after what she pulled...You told him: "I wouldn't mind...I think you're an attractive man."

Silence, suddenly: "You aren't joking, right?"

"No...To be honest, I've always thought you were handsome and had a small crush on you...But I knew we couldn't get together since...Y'know...You're my boss."

"...I feel the same way about you as well."

Over the time Diavolo got to know you, his heart felt like it was lifted from its dark cave. You gave him the butterflies and weightless feeling he thought he could only get from Donatella.

He's scared initially, it still felt to early to let go of Donatella and that you were much younger than he was. Both parties had something to shoulder going into this relationship

Lots of melodrama, it's great. Ends with Diavolo realizing that it wasn't selfish to move on and that he was truly in love with you

Acts like an awkward teenager because he's really only been with the maximum of 2 people before you

He's surprisingly cute, he likes to take you to build-a-bear claiming to get a toy for Trish but insists that he'll pay if you want to get something. Or suggesting going to cute couple-themed cafes.

Ngl it takes like the 3rd date for him to actually kiss you on the lips

Lets be real, you'll probably move in with him and Trish

Once Dia gets comfortable, he'll be more shameless with his affection towards you. Kissing you suddenly, random backhugs, pulling you back into bed, pda in front of Trish (to which she sticks her tongue out in disgust)

Gets jealous pretty easy. If a guy tries to come up and flirt with you, he's right there sending glares in two seconds with an arm around your waist. Then he downplays when he gets jealous. "What? Don't be ridiculous. I just came up to ask you if you wanted something."

He wears alt clothing when he's out of work, so expect matching outfits with the whole fam

terms of endearment: mi Musa (my muse), bambina, bella (beautiful)

Dates include: fancy dinner dates, alt night clubs, shopping, going to the beach (half the time Trish is with you guys, so you cant do anything nasty)

He is the goth dad underneath the umbrella wearing all black and 100 spf sunblock on while Trish is running around in a colorful swimsuit and getting tanner by the second

He can get very worn out with social interaction and responsibilities, so he likes to hug you in complete silence. Recharging mode.

Trish had no problem when the two of you started dating, she immediately told her friends that you were her new mom and that you were gonna live with them. (Diavolo had to come in a lecture her)

Sometimes, his assistant Doppio (the one who originally interviewed you) would come over and you'd get along with him pretty well. Although Diavolo wasn't home most of the time Doppio came around.

"E-Eh?! You're the Boss's girlfriend?! I've been so disrespectfully casual this whole time! Please forgive me!"

His kisses are chaste at first, but they slowly become tender and drag on for a while. You can taste the wine and cigarette smoke on him.

He's terrible about showing affection at first, just let him warm up and he'll be more comfortable with his love language

He can experience doubt and nightmares about Donatella, thinking that you'll leave him like she did so you'll have to reassure him from time to time

Some of the lowest moments you've seen of him is when he's been drinking heavily and he refers you to Donatella. You couldn't help but feel bad, but you felt angry that he was still clinging onto his past for comfort and refusing to move from his dark hole when things got tough when you were right here to comfort him and pull him through.

Lots of arguments involving this ^

He can't stay upset with you, he ends up being the one crawling in bed and apologizing to you while seeking your warmth.

Smells like musky cologne, leather, and a bit like cigarette smoke

He has his dad tendencies with you sometimes: "If you don't stop throwing a fit, I'll have to punish you.", "Don't be picky, good girls get their rewards for finishing everything", "Wanna be in my lap? Here, sit down."

He immediately realizes what he said to you and apologizes...But it sparks something.

nsfw

The first time you have sex with him, of course he's going to be more romantic towards you and making sure you have a good time with him. A nice romantic dinner, candles, roses, the whole extra ten miles

Extra caring with body worship, his kisses all over your body and leaving hickies as he praises you throughout the night

the next time won't be so gentle...

in fact, the next time you guys have sex is in the middle of a heated argument...To which you aggressively make out right after.

He'll get quite comfortable with sex pretty quickly, probably because he's walking tension and takes it all out on your pussy

Diavolo isn't stranger to having wild sex, because he'd occasionally stop by a brothel when he's too pent up before meeting you. He'll ask what you like and dislike before proceeding.

He likes choking, especially if you're wearing alt clothes and have a leather spiked collar or some choker with something he can grab and yank you forward with.

Diavolo is no stranger to quickies. When the two of you haven't seen each other and Trish is home, he'll drag you into his bathroom and move some of your clothes to relieve both of your guys' tension while keeping your mouth shut with his lips

He's sweet out of the bedroom and sometimes in when you want a slower night, but he's usually the biggest dirty talker in the world - and calls you a bunch of names for his own pleasure.

"Hm? Like that, you filthy slut? Like the feelin' of my finger shoved so deep in your pussy, filling you nice and full?" "Get on my lap, I won't stop you've counted to thirty." "Troia, tell Daddy how much you love his fat cock stuffing your little pussy full of cum." The fuck did you say, sborra troia? You want attention that bad? Lemme shove my cock down your throat, that'll shut your whining up."

He likes you wearing fishnets or tights because they make your legs and ass look good and he likes ripping them apart to get to it.

Sorta gets off on the fact you're younger than him, asking you if you wanted to fuck your teachers if you were so willing to spread your legs for him

Gets a lot of black lipstick everywhere, be warned.

^ get revenge by giving him a blowjob with black lipstick on, he won't be able to scrub it off

Somnophilia - he comes home pretty late into the night and snuggles up to your side...And now he's fingering you to get you wet enough to slide his erect cock inside

He knows how to pierce, so he'll pierce your nipples or your clit for free if you want him to. Although, don't expect to get it done in one session. He'll be way too distracted with feeling your nipples between his fingers or end up playing with your clit into full on fingering you.

Once you get it done, he'll go for them while pleasuring you. He'll pull on them gently and laugh as you squirm in his lap. "Just checking if they're infected...You've been taking good care of them, mi Musa. They look adorable on you."

Surprise him once in a while, after having a stressful day of work he'll come home to you dressed up in a nice set of lingerie (his preferred style is between black latex and lacey pink) and wait for him on the bed.

"Oh, Mi Musa...You're too kind to me." Rip to your pussy

Would probably eat you out to metal music

He is very horny, there were several times where Trish almost caught ya'll in the act in random places because Diavolo couldn't keep it in his pants

He also gets aroused at the thought of you becoming a mother, swollen with his child and greeting him home with dinner and Trish by your side.

With the breeding kink fueling him, Diavolo will pick up your waist, throw your legs over his shoulders, and start pounding into you s he starts mumbling.

"C'mon and take me, Gattina. I want you so full of my cum, there's no way you won't be knocked up. I want you so fucking pregnant, if you don't get pregnant I'll just fill you up again. I wanna see your belly so big with our kid in there, your tits leaking milk...Fuck, you'll be such a good mommy to Trish and our child, won't you?"

Think it's super hot if you do the naked apron gag, he'll bend you over the counter and fuck you right then and there if you welcome him back nude with just an apron and give him a big kiss like a perfect little housewife

Drunk sex™️ - he's more unhinged with his desires and overstims you to the max without a care as he gets off

His tongue is pierced, so when he eats you out you're gonna feel the extra texture.

He pays for any clothes he rips up, so don't worry about having nothing to wear

Hot goth dad who gets horny for you, hell yeah 10/10

[vivinightingale]

Ooohoho! Requests are open!! Had a lil idea I think might be cool- maybe writing the Yugioh boys wearing high heels and how well they do in them? Maybe they lost a bet to the reader and in turn had to wear high heels the whole day? (By the way, it's so cool to see your Walten Files profile picture)

First off all I can think about is this song

And second I know I already said it, but thank you for recognizing my Walten files pfp at the time 🥺👉👈💕

Tw: cursing on my part sorry...

Yugi Muto

He couldn't say no to you, it was a terrible flaw honestly. So when you asked him to try on heels with you he couldn't say no.

To give him a little mercy you asked him to try on some chunky high heels, and yet he was still a wobbly mess.

Poor bby had to hold on wall just so he didn't fall and hurt himself. He eventually had to call it quits just so he doesn't hurt himself.

He won't ever do that again unless you ask but he will happily support you and compliment you.

Yami/Atem

He is a pro in them sorry I don't make the rules. I mean have you seen them legs 👀 now imagine then with heels 💅✨

So when you ask him to try on heels with you he accepts and rocks it hard. You honestly couldn't find one he didnt look good in.

Looks epically good in knee high boots you are honestly a little envoiuse of his natural heel talent, so you ask him for tips and tricks.

He doesn't have solid advice, but he will certainly help in anyway he can. He compliments you the whole time as well 💕

Joey Wheeler

A case of this man nearly broke is ankle. The two of you were betting about who the better duelist was, and unfortunately for him luck wasn't on his side this time.

So as a "punishment" you got him to wear heels, and it was both the funniest and scariest thing ever. He had on some bright red platform heels that he insisted on.

He could stand just fine but when he started walking he almost immediately feel to the ground barly twisting his ankle. You honestly felt so bad, and he played that.

You babied him all day and just basked in it. He might try on heels again for this treatment again.

Tristan Taylor

Broken ankle part 2 the electric Boogaloo. Much like just best friend he doesn't know what grace is. So when he loose a bet and had to out on heels. Well let's just say get the car ready.

Hoping he could keep better balance you gave him wedges to try on, and let me tell you, he was confident at first. He even tried to strut a bit.

And honestly that's how the two of you ended up at the hospital, your trying not to laugh as the doctor gave him a questioning look as one wedge is still on.

He is gonna try again when it heals! He wants to prove himself to you and those blasted heels you wear so much!

Duke Devlin

This man wear heels on the DL and you cannot convince me otherwise. Unlike Yami this man has practiced with them due to his fascination with heeled boots of any kind.

So when you ask him to try on heels with you he doesn't hesitate. He even shows you his little collection . He is even the type to give poiters, and keep you up if your struggle a bit.

Unlike everyone else this is how your bet started, you both wanted to see who could last all day in heels.

I'm sorry hun, but he won so just take the L and punishment.

Seto Kaiba

Normally this man wouldn't indulge in time wasters, but you convinced mokuba to help ask him to try on heels, and he couldn't say no to both his favorite people.

So there he stood in his office looking over some paperwork, while wearing stilettos. Not only did he look fine as hell, but he didn't even wobble! It was like Second nature.

So you and mokuba watched him all day doing his daily company stuff, while strutting around in heels, but the best part was at the meeting.

All the office croonys heard the tap of heels, and got slightly excited at the prospect of an attractive woman walking in, but it was just the scowling Seto. They were VERY disappointed.

Bakura Ryou

Heels are torture for this poor bby. He knows he told you he would try them on with you, but the thought of falling keeps him in his seat.

He honestly will only do it if your by his side helping him not to fall, but even then he is weary.

He looks good in them, so please let him know it. It not only helps boost his confidence, but makes him happy you think so.

Like Yugi will never wear them again after that, but he will happily support you from the sidelines!

Yami Bakura

No he isn't allowed around heels anymore. You decided to have a bet with him who would win the next duel Atem or Seto....you said Atem and won. So he had to wear your heels for the day.

It started off fairly normal, a bit wobbly but all in all good. That is until some unfortunately soul decided to pick a fight with for wearing heels.

Normally he would send them to the shadow realm with ease, but WHY DO THAT WHEN YOU HAVE A WHOLE ASS WEAPON ON YOUR FOOT?!

You had to pull him off of the poor sod and drag him away before authorities showed up. Since then he has had a new liking to heels.

Marik Ishtar

He isn't the best, but he isn't the worst?? He can stay up and walk around, but don't expect him to have them on all day. It's too much on his feet.

He will only wear them with or around you, for both safety and a little reassurance, but he will never wear them on the bike.

He wore then on the bike one, and it nearly got stuck, luckily he was able to unhook it without injuries.

You guys honestly look like a badass power couple when you wear matching heels, he will even post them on Instagram so everyone can be jealous 💕

Yami Marik

He is also one who is a pro at heels, he has never wore them beforehand but damn does he make them look good and vis versa!

All you had to do was ask him really nicely, and he decided to oblige your very odd request. He thought nothing of it just another pointless task you asked him to do.

So he walked around that whole day feeling slightly more intimidating then he did before but he won't tell you that

Though don't get your hopes up, just like the theif king he sees them as a portable weapon and won't hesitate to use them as such if need to.

[starmangarrett]

One final wish (Part 2)

Egon Spengler x Fem!reader

Read part 1 here

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Warnings: Swearing, Reader death,mentions of mental issues, and major major MAJOR angst 💅

Summary: After the fight in Summerville, you take the time to find out what Egon wanted you to find. It leads you to your old home, the ghostbusters firehouse.

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Once I felt Egon’s presence leave us all here, I looked at everyone around me

“Y/N..How did you even know who he was..“ Phoebe spoke, calmly walking up to me.

“We..We had something back in New York he..he told me about when your mother was born..” I shivered, although it felt more brutal than expected. It felt like all the bones in my body rattled violently.

“New York. Wait you were a..” Phoebe said to me, stopping dead in her tracks, she raised her eyebrows oh so similar to her grandfather’s

“I was. Only for a short time.” I looked down at Phoebe, she looked so confused and surprised.

“You..You’ve helped us throughout this whole thing and DIDNT tell us?!” Phoebe shouted, the confusion twisting into pure anger. As this happened I saw Ray glance over

“Phoebe- They have some painful-“ Ray tried to speak but was quickly cut off by trevor

“Why didn’t you tell us- y..you could’ve helped us figure this out I-“ Trevor seemed to panic, like I had told him a horrific lie. Like I killed his grandfather.

“I didn’t want to remember. I was the last person Egon talked to before he left-“ I continued to defend myself, although it didn’t seem like enough for the brother and sister.

“So you could’ve stopped him?” Callie finally spoke up, her arms crossed, she walked over to me, Phoebe and Trevor.

“I tried to. I tried to get him to stay.” I sighed “I tried my hardest. Trust me..I wouldn’t of be able to help you..” I sniffed, feeling the tears about to come to truth.

I hear someone walk over, just by the footsteps I can tell it was Peter. He hugged me tight. God it felt like a warm blanket. I needed this.

“I need to find out what Egon wants me to find. I feel like I know where it is..” I pull away from peter’s grasp “The firehouse.”

—

Those doors. Those damn doors. I pull open the dusty firehouse doors. It was all torn out. Nothing was recognizable at all. You could see the drywall, the tarps thrown up on the walls in an attempt to hide it. It obviously didn’t work.

I walk toward the broken stairs, beat down, stairs that led up to the bedroom and lab. I first head toward the lab. It still wasn’t the same, Although not much has changed in this area, I miss the multiple sticky notes with words of stuff I never understood. The diagram he hand made of the proton packs was gone. I noticed all the packed boxes. This stuff must’ve recently been taken down, it had to have been..

I go toward one of the biggest boxes, rummaging through it. All I found were the old test tubes and a jar of a pink-ish clear ectoplasm. Strange.

I head over to the next box, it was smaller than the other. I open it, finding a note sitting on top of it..

“I know it’s someone I know who had found this note. This box. Not sure who will open it but I’m sure we were close. This box is full of everything you need to know, since I have left New York for Summerville Oklahoma. I hope that I’ve finished what I started. That I saved the people I could. And to hell with the others who thought I went absolutely insane. Y/N, I know you’re reading this, either you found it yourself or one of them had shown it to you. I’m sorry. I love you.”

Reading this put a sense of closure over my body. Like the long chapter of this finally ended right before my eyes. I move the note and look into the box, the first thing that was there was 4 Polaroids. The key moments. The ones I remember the most. There was one of us all. Peter was in the middle, Ray to his right and to his left, me and egon. I remember Winston took the picture, saying it should just be the originals.

The next one was of me and egon, it was obviously shot without our knowledge. It was the two of us in the lab, working on something. I don’t quite remember. But I could see the smile on our faces, we were so happy back then.

“Did you find it?” I hear someone talk over my shoulder, I look to my side, Winston was kneeling down beside me “you did.” He smiled, going to stand up.

“Y..Yea I did..” I moved my hand up to my face to wipe my tears, at least they’re happy tears for once. I go to stand up and something is holding me down, it felt like a hug.

I didn’t dare to open my eyes, it felt like this feeling would go away if I did. Although I reluctantly opened my damn eyes. Nothing, alone. I don’t know what I expected. I have no idea what I thought was going to happen. God.

“Y/N?” I hear someone say, I struggle to stand up, My memories race through my head, to fast for me to be able to give a single word to them.

New York. What happened in New York. I look to my side to see

Egon? What? What the hell. Why?

“You ready?” I hear him say, I raise an eyebrow at him, confused out of my mind, I need then look at my hand and I..

I can see through it

—

“Y/N? Y/N?!” Winston shouts, he watched you fall to the ground. He gets to you as quick as he can although, it’s to late. When he kneels down to grab you, your breathing had stopped. You were gone.

“Shit-“ He said, struggling to get his phone out of his pocket, he was shaking heavily, he managed to dial someone’s number.

“Hey- Hey- Callie. Yes I know you’re working but I have bad news- Y/N died-“ He spoke, his voice was shaking, he couldn’t stop himself from sounding like he was panicking like a mad man. Soon after Callie has hung up on him.

“Y/N? Cmon you gotta wake up. You can’t be dead.” Winston held your limp body up to look at you, a look of content was on your face. Happiness almost.

“DAMMIT.” He shouted, going to get up but gently setting your corpse on the ground.

—

Journal entry 30.

July 20th, 1985.

You see, I joined the team last year. That year was the best year of my life. I met the person I knew I loved. I joined the team. Although I believe my time here is done. Due to things that had came up with my past (my parents) that caused me to finally figure out what was..strange about me. Very strange. I’d rather this not effect the others, I don’t want them to worry about poor old Y/N.

It will hurt. Leaving. But I’m sure it’s the right choice, it’s what I need to do. Egon was the first I had told about this and he said he’d visit my home as soon as he could. He said he’ll visit on Wednesday during the week and possibly stay over during the weekend. He said he also had something to tell me.

I’m going to miss seeing the team everyday.

Signed, Y/N L/N

“That was the last journal entry of that year. She must’ve stopped after that.” Callie spoke, closing the small journal.

Her, Trevor and Phoebe we’re looking through Y/N’s left over things in the small apartment she had. Callie had read most of Y/N’s entry’s because they were in a box labeled “Read if dead”.

“Still surprised that she had a box labeled that way. She didn’t seem like the type.” Phoebe spoke, looking at the small trinkets that were around the apartment.

“She was dating your grandfather for a couple years. I’m not surprised he rubbed off on her.” Callie chuckled, dragging a small box to herself, she cut it open with a small box cutter.

“Hey! Mom, Phoebe, come look at this.” Trevor spoke, holding up a picture frame. The two walked to him and looked at the frame. It was a group photo of all of them. They finally got a look at what Y/N looked like at that time, considering egon didn’t have a single picture of anyone but the board of Callie photos in his home.

“Oh wow. Nice find.” Callie smiled and ruffled the hair on mop of a head that trevor had. Phoebe smiled and went back to the trinkets.

“I’m really gonna miss Y/N. Even though we didn’t know her for long..” Callie sighed “She was a major force in..in everything!”

“Yea. Although I think she had a calling.” Phoebe shrugged.

“Maybe..Alright I think we’re done for the day. We’ll come back tomorrow.” Callie spoke, grabbing her bag off the ground.

The two kids nodded, grabbing their things and heading toward the door, they opened the door and walked out. Knowing that the next day, they’d return. And yet they did, for a whole week and and a half. The funeral was held on October 31st, Halloween.

Ray, Peter and Winston spoke at your funeral. Everyone you knew attended it. They all felt the presence of you and egon there.

Fin

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A/N: Such a PLOT twist! Thank you for @loserrbitch for asking for a part 2! I loved writing this :) thanks for all the love on the first part! Love you guys!

[everythingthemoontouches]

Hasta Nakshatra 🖐️or 10 to 23 degree Virgo ♍

Paid readings open in India.

Astrology, Tarot Masterlist

Please see pictures attached individually as they hold BONUS INFO

Do you often get compliments about your hands? 💅👍

This Moon🌙 ruled Nakshatra rests within a mercury⚧️ ruled Zodiac sign. There's a certain softness to Hasta (moon sign) .

DUMP HIS ASS SIS 😘💣

There's little they wouldn't do much for those they love. However Hasta/Virgo women are often the first to tell their sisters/friends to bail out of relationships where they're not being treated right. They are all about fairness.

This could also be cuz moon changes phases every two days and mercury is genderfluid. This adds a great degree of mutability / flexibility to their demeanor which is usually not a key trait of earth signs.

Most Hasta natives have a gifted/ beautiful hands. They could be great at reiki/ massages or crafting things with their hands.

Yoni type in vedic astro can suggest how SEXUALLY compatible you and your partner are. In India, where dating is tabboo and Pre marital sex is practically unheard of (i exaggerate but you get the point), astrologers use the yoni type (animal type) to check for sexual compatibility while doing marriage consultations. This is done to ensure healthy progeny and bed pleasures within marriage. I'll probably do a follow up on the sex /yoni/marriage culture in the country if y'all want.. .

Buffalo yoni is compatible with cow, sheep and elephant yoni types. If you're comparing yours to your partner's/ celeb crush yoni, Check their vedic moon sign for yoni type.

As Hasta constellation falls under Mercury's sign they are aptly suited for communication and trade related jobs.

ARIANA Grande's song #godisawoman hits the brief perfectly on these virgo natives.

They can also have a tendency to play devils advocate. Mercury lends communicative abilities moon's moodiness helps them traverse the whole spectrum. They're able to see the fine print that others may miss. If this is your sun sign, congratulations, there's not many details you may miss. This is not like Scorpio where they just intuitively feel the energy of a room. Nuh, Virgo notices incongruenciws because of their quick thinking and analytical nature.

🤐🤪Hasta natives can tend to be overtly critical of themselves, super detail oriented and as a consequence come across too critical. However, these people often hold themselves up to impossibly high standards. Moon in virgo can be a challenging aspect as this hyper analytical approach could be turned inwards. The best reminder for these natives is that 'not everything is about you'. Other people may not even consider what you see as your personal failings as flaws.

As an example, I'd always mute my laptop in meetings and refuse to call out to my family if I ran out of water. However, some of the people I was on call with would straight up ask us to pause so that they could go freshen up if we had been working too long. That experience really taught me that it's okay to ask for breaks. To not feel so forced to create a silentzone.

Go a little easy on yourself virgo. You're brainy (Mercury's gift) but don't let the moon's tendency to take everything personally harm you.

It's okay to turn your HEALING HANDS INWARDS!!

[goldie90]

The ideal gift for each Sawyer🎁

Bubba:

Well, one thing Bubba is always happy to be gifted with is make up.💄 

He loves lipstick, eyeshadow and rouge in really every colour and therefore you can´t go wrong if you give him something like this. 

He also likes nail polish,💅 but sadly it never lasts long on his nails, due to all the work he does with his hands.😞 Yet, he still paints his nails from time to time (usually on days he doesn´t have much work to do)

Stuffed animals. They are another thing that Bubba really loves. He´s collecting them since he was a child, which means that he has so many of them by now, that they are taking a great amount of space in his room. 

Yet, he can´t get enough of them. Whenever one of us gives him a new one, he gets incredible happy, which is always cute to watch.😊

But the best gift, the one thing Bubba is wishing for more than anything would be a kitten.🐈 

He always wanted one, but he knows that Drayton will never allow it and therefore this will most likely always stay just a dream.😩

Nubbins:

When it comes to gifts, my dear husband is pretty easy to satisfy. It doesn´t take much to make him happy, because in most cases, even really small things are enough to put a smile on his face.🙂

For example: He get´s already pretty excited whenever I bake him his favorite cookies (or any cookies for that matter).🍪

Another thing that can never be wrong is of course material for his camera.📸 

It´s simply a fact that Nubbins takes a lot of pictures. Of me and the rest of the family, of his victims (usually to document the different states of torture, he puts them through, before he kills them), of wild animals🦌🐇(both dead and alive) and sometimes even of random plants.🌻 So of course he needs lots of film for his camera and therefore that´s always a good gift to give him. 

Knives.🔪 It´s really not a secret that my darling loves knives. He has quite a collection of them and he uses all of them alternately, never leaves the house without carrying at least one knife with him. 

In his opinion, you can never have enough knives, so of course he´s always overjoyed whenever he gets a new one. It´s really one of the best gifts to give him. 

Tools. My darling loves to create things like decorations and furniture and for doing so, he of course needs tools. 🔧🔨🔩

Screwdrivers, a hammer, a drill, all of these are wonderful gifts for him. (Yes, he´s one of these men who can´t enter a hardware store, without acting like a woman in a shoe shop.😅)

Chop Top: 

Well firstly - and I think that´s not surprising - records. This is always a good choice, if you´re searching for a gift for Chop. Just get him a record from a artist he likes and he´s more than happy. Remember: Music is his life.🤫🎵

Speaking of it, concert tickets are of course also a great gift for him.🎫 It´s even better than records, cause it gives him the opportunity to see his favorite artist live and damn, how groovy is that?😃

Another gift my favorite brother in law always likes to receive are some “nice” new clothes.👕 You know, tie dyed shirts, suits with eccentric patterns on it, these kind of things.🙄 (Needless to say, that I never buy him these kind of things, but unfortunately some other people do.😩)

But if you think his style is terrible (and I can assure you, I completely agree with you on that matter), you maybe still haven´t heard about his love for ugly holiday sweaters yet. Yes, it´s true. Chop really loves these horrible things. He has a whole collection of them and he´s looking forward to wearing them the whole year. 

In his opinion christmas should last for at least 10 days, so that he could wear all of them, instead of going through the agony of choosing, that he has to endure every year.😩

Drayton:

Out of the whole family, Drayton is the most difficult one when it comes to gifts. 

It seems like no matter what you give him, he´s never satisfied. No, all he does is complaining. 

You give him wood polish, because you think he could use it for his beloved broom?🧹Are you trying to imply that his broom isn´t already beautiful enough without it? Yes, Drayton actually sees this as an insult, so I would only recommend to give him wood polish, if it´s your intention to make him angry. 

You think a new pan would be a nice gift for the cook?  Believe me, it is not. He will just tell you that he don´t need a new pan, because he´s already got enough pans and they´re good enough.🙄

Even if you give him such a simple thing like socks,🧦 he will complain because they´re either too colourful, or too white. Too black or too gray. Too fluffy or not fluffy enough. The list goes on and on. 

I think it´s no surprise that the whole family hates picking  gifts for Drayton. It´s simply frustrating, because we know that no matter what we get for him, he will be unsatisfied with it. 

The truth is, that by now we´re not even trying anymore to find something nice for him. Well, at least me and the twins didn´t try anymore. Bubba still does (and of course, fails everytime😞). Meanwhile, me, Nubbins and Chop have simply settled for trying to find something that Drayton won´t hate all too much, which is still a pretty difficult undertaking. 

Grandpa: 

Well, when it comes to grandpa, there´s honestly no way to tell what kind of gifts he likes, because no matter what we give him, he shows no reaction. I think he don´t even realize that he´s receiving a gift in the first place.😟

But even though he´s not realizing it, everyone in the family still tries their best to find something nice for him for christmas🎄 or his birthday.🎂

We do this, because we all agree that our dear grandpa is more than deserving it.😊

And when it comes to me: 

Diamonds are a girls best friend💎.... I think it´s no surprise that I love jewelry, but I have to say, it don´t have to be expensive. Don´t get me wrong, I adore precious stones, gold, silver and platinum just like every woman does, but what I love even more are the jewelry my dear husband often makes for me.

Necklaces and bracelets made out of bones🦴and teeth🦷 maybe not seem like a adequate gift for a lady (and yes, I have to take it off whenever I go to some public place😅), but I love it, because it´s special and way more personal than any bought piece of jewelry could ever be. Also, I really appreciate the fact that he actually makes the effort to create these things for me.💕

Another thing that can never be wrong is of course make up.💄

Or a nice perfume.

Flowers.💐

A beautiful handbag.👜

Or maybe a gift coupon for a shoe shop,👠 or a nice boutique.👗

But if you want to make me really happy, you should give me a nice fur coat.😊