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the only reason læraðr doesn’t have more content is because no one wants to spell his name. and to that i say you all are cowards. if no one else will write the fics I WILL
#is this the thing that gets me back into writing? spite? quite possibly. but i need to see him be unhinged.#i am deeply unwell#feh#fire emblem heroes#fe læraðr#læraðr#also apple puts ð under D for the text replacement which makes Zero Fucking Sense#so maybe people just can’t find it#either way skill issue i’ll write the dead dove with him idgaf
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Something that is canon in my mind that I forget to tell people:
The reason why Steve can’t get bitches in his Scoops Ahoy era is because there’s a rumor going around that he’s gay (probably because someone caught him hooking up with Eddie)
#how else can you explain it???#he is so so babygirl#all the girls would be literally at his feet begging for this man to date them#unless… they think he’s trying to make them his beard#also with the lipgloss and mascara…#it just adds fuel to the fire#and think. if Steve and Eddie were hooking up before scoops in a fwb gone wrong or secret relationship gone wrong type of situation…#aka Steve catches feelings and runs because of internalized homophobia and a fear of getting caught#there could be a season three rewrite of Steve catching feelings for Robin because she reminds him of Eddie#and after Robin comes out to him#Steve’s like “oh. maybe there are more people like me in Hawkins than I imagined. if she deserves a happy ending with a girl#why can’t I get a happy ending with a guy?#and steve slowly is able to come to terms with his sexuality#meanwhile eddie seeks out Dustin and the kids who steve has ranted and raved about#but he plays it off as him happening to find lost sheep#lots of thoughts… lots of thoughts…#all thoughts to explain why Steve isn’t able to get bitches#steve harrington#steddie#stranger things#scoops ahoy steve#stranger things headcanons
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Imagine a Sam and Max scenario where they get trapped in ice during a case basically stopping time for them (like futurama)
Cut to 12,000 or so years later, three bandits are looting the abandoned city of Alterna and come across (to them) what appears to be a bear/dog in a suit and a bunny stuck in a block of ice. They bring it out planning on either selling or using it as an attraction to generate money. Unfortunately for them they unplug the machine keeping them frozen and it happens to be the hottest week in the Splatlands.
Deep cut: *panicking because it could mean they probably unleash something that could destroy all inkadia, but more importantly they just lost a possible profit*
S&M, after the shock of sleeping for 12,000+ years wore off: “Well, we have been meaning on going on a vacation!”
#sam and max#sam and max freelance police#splatoon#splatoon 3#crossover#idk man#it’s just a silly au that’s been in my head for a while#I like to think that they can’t speak inkfish so they need to get a translation device from like Sheldon#or maybe Marina because they would find Sheldon extremely annoying#before then they would communicate with people by drawing images lol#my art#I’ll probably add more if I feel like it#hella self-indulgent
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Feeling conflicted about the cyberpunk thingy impulse is going for because like yeah it’s a great theme and I like the aesthetics a lot but what I really like most about cyberpunk is the themes of corporate alienation and/or transhumanism etc etc which I know will not be addressed at all and in fact it’s kind of stupid of me to expect that at all from a minecraft series. Does anyone else get that or just me
#this is an issue I’ve been having with mcyt content in general you know. not ragging on impulse specifically#it’s just… I find it difficult to reconcile the quality of narrative focused mcyt content with its complete lack of commentary#should it have commentary? I believe it could if it wanted to. I don’t think it has to#but then you see these genres being… skinned and worn as cloaks#taking the aesthetics and story without any of the meaning behind it#and when it was just Minecraft builds that was expected. I guess it is still expected and I’m being a huge snob#but like. mcyt narrative is so fucked from a quality standpoint. you can’t even have villains who are other mcyters because people#will get mad at them#is that an unrelated issue? maybe. but I don’t think so#idk. mcyters aren’t expected to be storytellers and they don’t need to be#but I see these things happen over and over again and it’s just uncanny to see something that walks like a story talks like a story#but at the same time has absolutely nothing of value to say#it’s very early on so maybe there will be something done with this concept but I doubbbt it. I would be very pleasantly surprised#astro speaks#hermitcraft#not putting this in the impulse tag cause he would be more likely to see it#and I don’t want him to feel like he has to address this at all#it’s more just me noticing a trend
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I barely animate myself but oh how I want to dissect others animation frame by frame I can talk for hours if you don’t watch animation frame by frame you’re missing out big time
#bearz rambling tag#maybe one day out of no where I will start a stream#and it’s just me with a pen and animation loaded on syncsketch#talking to the empty room about how this scene is genius#I want to analyze Hilda#like#how do you make rig animation so live like#it’s gorgeous#I watched a two hour recording of someone analyzing the animation of that weather lady in the series#I can’t find the video now arggggg#I also want to analyze rottmnt#I watched a stream they were analyzing the shredder fight scene in season two#oh it was so so so good#delicious even#okay Imma shut up now before people think I have problems#I do
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some of you are in a monogamous relationship with eternal misery. the way you manage to find negativity in everything is exhausting. you are not being a realist. you are just going out of your way to find the bad where it does not exist.
#this goes for both daniel AND max fans now somehow#this is not a vague post about anyone in particular because its just so common amongst SO many people#you’ll track down articles from unreliable sources saying things that will upset you despite having no factual basis#then share it for everyone to panic over because you refuse to be alone in your obsessive unending panic over things you cannot control#you’ll share positive articles from reliable sources and still manage to add some pessimistic little caption onto it#please. go outside. talk to your friends. go to therapy and get medicated maybe.#i’m not even saying that for my benefit because i can unfollow and block you#(even though you make your pessimistic panic bleed out into the beliefs and attitudes of the mass populous)#but for your own benefit: you dont have to live like this#it’s so much more fun to be happy#i know you can’t just buy happiness at the store#but feeding into it by posting the negative articles you find and writing that shitty caption that brings everyone down is controllable#realism is fine but this behavior is not realism#*
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i love starmora so much like their gradual shift across gotg vol. 3 absolutely decimated me lol
like. “you know, i’m still not who you want me to be” “oh, i know. but who you are ain’t so bad.” the way she smiles at him??????? followed by (once she’s stepped past him, a moment of hesitation, this inch of themselves they can let be real offerings without having to be completely bare) “i bet we were fun” and his little “like you wouldn’t believe” i am ruined!!!!!!!!
#gotg v3#gotg3#gotg vol 3#gamora#peter quill#starmora#sorry for the endless tags i am just covering my bases so blacklists work#but GOD i am like. destroyed. lmao#genuinely think this is the most fascinating route they could have taken after endgame#instead of trying to return gamora to who she first was#this is a movie about finding yourself and finding your home and like#the thesis about guardians vol 2 was finding your family and finding it in each other#but homes are not families. your home shouldn’t be in someone else#and they’re never going to be the people they once were. quill can’t love himself bc of the way he was in her eyes anymore#now he has to find something else. the way she has. now he has to find HIMSELF#and the legendary star-lord will return. and maybe when he does‚ they’ll still surprise each other in the small soft ways like they did#in this film#every little time they defy each other’s worst or most exasperated expectations in this movie and trade small smiles it made me feral lmao
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fun scene idea that I’ll probably never get around to drawing: someone grabbing a wanted poster from a board or wall only to reveal a missing persons poster featuring the same person as on the wanted poster underneath it (also the reward for them as a wanted person is higher than the reward for returning them when they were missing)
#basically this is something fun I imagine for my oc cashmere#as of right now she’s simply missing (presumed to be kidnapped at least that’s what the family she is from told people)#as of rn in her story she isn’t wanted for anything but that can change I’ll probably have her (attempt to) commit treason against her#own family or something#I think it would be fun that her family is willing to spend less when she’s missing than when they’re mad at him and want him back to be#punished for angering them#I have attempted to draw this out before but was like#it would be better as like an animation tbh but#I can’t animate I’m not going to animate my tablet does not even have the storage for me to animate#maybe a quick animatic if anything but like#idk#it’s more of a fun idea than anything#I imagine what leads to cashmere committing treason is that upon being back in the hands of their family they begin to realize that they#can’t lie to theirself anymore their family is terrible and the reason they died in the first place and snaps#i feel like they found themselves in a situation where they attacked someone out of fear and rage and blah blah that is seen as treason#it would probably be his dad that gets attack im ngl conquest deserves it#or they accidentally hurt them out of fear#I am unsure#*shrug emoji* I’m just making up shit for cashmere as I see fit and per what I find most interesting and fun <3#also cashmere is my only oc rn who would have both a missing and a wanted poster#sure most of my ocs would find themselves wanted for one reason or another or targeted by others#but some cashmere is useful as a tool to their family and having a runaway child is bad for their reputation they’d ofc want her back to#keep her quiet and keep people from finding out that she ran away#they also still think she’s sickly and wouldn’t want anyone to find out who she is that she’s sickly and for word to spread#basically they want cashmere back so their reputation isn’t damaged and so they can go back to using her as they please#I put a lot of suffering into this character#and I will continue to do so because as my favourite this is what happens#sorry I’m babbling
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I need a completely rewritten teen wolf series with Derek Hale as the main character. I think it would heal me.
#we follow Derek from New York. Laura left for beacon hills. it’s been six years since he was back but he hasn’t heard from her#and hes going stir crazy waiting. he packs up and travels back. it’s almost too much immediately. he still can’t get a hold of Laura#he can’t resist going home. it’s like a natural pull that guides him back. all at once he’s 16 again. staring at the wreckage of his life#deputy stilinski is sherrif now. it’s reassuring in the slightest that the police force seems to have moved on from how corrupt it was#he catches her scent and it’s putrid. bile catches in his throat. he seeks it out. still in denial to what he knows it means.#when he finds Laura it’s like the world ends all over again. he can’t stand to see her like this. he gives her a proper burial.#the best he can do at least#he visits Peter. he’s not the man Derek remembers- so full of fire and cunning. their relationship may have been strained at times.#often Derek felt more like Eve being swayed by the snake than a normal friendship#but this isn’t the sharp tongued uncle who guided him. this is a broken shell. all that remained of his family. he was so lost.#22 but he barely knew how to function without his family- his pack paving the way#Laura handled everything. she got the apartment. she made sure they had food. Derek looks back and feels so useless#he was so lost in his grief. Laura must of felt the same way but she never let them drown in it#she made sure he got his GED. even got him to enroll in community college classes.#he took them online. he never was able to warm up to people the same way. he used to be so full of life. now he just wanted to be left alone#he studied English. never finished his degree. doesn’t look like he ever will now. he can’t go back to Laura and his shared home.#can’t bare to see another shell of a home#he vents to the vacant audience of Peter and his cold fixed eyes#Derek leaves. he wants to promise he’ll return soon#but promises feel costly these days#he decides to go back to the reserve. maybe he can find some clue as to what happened to Laura#someone lured her here. someone who knew them and their history here#his mind went to the worst. Kate. why would she go through the trouble six years later. why wait so long.#Derek couldn’t stomach the thought of facing her. he focused on the woods. the scents were all over the place.#clearly multiple people had been through here recently. two scents were much stronger. Derek follows them#but when he hears the crunch of leaves he realizes why the scents are so strong. they’re still here#he ducks behind some trees. listening in on their conversation. but an echo of their scent catches his attention#he spots an inhaler on the ground. he puts two and two together and swipes it from the leaves.#he comes out once they’re closer. tossing over the inhaler- he figures they’ll leave. dumb kids messing around in the woods#he reminds them this is private property. though that may not be true anymore. he recognizes the scent of a new beta. interesting.
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I’m going to reblog so much stuff (I’m sorry)
#trying really hard to fight my instinct to withdraw and delete everything#but I’m also trying to get back to being shown to people who follow me#so I guess I’m in my reblog everything era#also I am fighting some depression which I haven’t really experienced since 2021 so this feels very bad rn#so I can’t help but start to think that my followers only want the reblogs since that’s all people reblog fm me#not stuff I have been creating#just stuff I find from other people#you know what maybe I will delete everything hahah#don’t mind me
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god why are comics so hard to find that’s why your industry is dying dummy -_-
#It’s not on any of the 🏴☠️ cites I use so I was gonna buy it digitally but I can’t find where to do that. But I see people posting digital#screenshots so clearly it’s out somewhere but where…#Robin lives#maybe I should just wait for the 🏴☠️ cites to get caught up
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I’ve been seeing a lot of really cool Kirby gijinka designs so I thought I would try my hand at making some of my own. Here’s my take on gijinkas of Taranza and Susie.
#Kirby#Kirby fanart#my art#Kirby gijinka#Taranza#Susie Kirby#Susie Haltmann#I went for a more cartoony look for them instead of an anime-inspired look#partly because I like cartoony art styles partly because I can’t draw in any anime inspired styles lmao#I wanted to give my Taranza design six arms instead of just giving him two arms or six floating hands#wasn’t entirely sure how to draw that at first though so I had to pull up pictures of Alexandrite from Steven Universe for reference lmao#that was the first cartoon character I thought of that had six arms she was a good reference for figuring out how to draw Taranza’s arms#Susie was easier to draw since she already looks pretty humanoid to begin with#when I finish my Meta Knight backstory comic I kind of want to draw a Susie redemption arc comic#I always see people complaining that she isn’t properly redeemed before Star Allies so I thought fine I’ll do it myself lol#still thinking of ideas for that but if I do draw it Taranza will be a pretty prominent character in it#I could see him helping out with Susie’s redemption and could see the two of them becoming friends (and maybe more than friends lol)#both of them have been through a lot I want them to be happy and they might be able to find some happiness with each other lol
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Oc aged up? Redesign? Doodle
#goal was to make him 2x as unlikeable than before lmao#I think story bits are putting themselves together#older cot is now in a position of leadership#Vv left the team or retired for reasons after a big fight#during which xieran lost an eye and all of them got traumatized#cot grapples with the feeling of betrayal from Vv leaving them but also understanding of their reasons and cot’s own desire to retire#cot doesn’t like playing by the rule book anymore and actively goes out of their way to make things difficult for everyone besides xieran#ie getting paperwork done on time and then hiding it so the people who need it can’t find it or have to go to extreme lengths to find it#stops caring altogether for the organization which they work for#maybe even has several contingencies or leverage to bring the organization down to its knees#and instead of using it just dangles it over their head for the amusement of their grappling and vulnerability#their own petty revenge for what he perceives as the organization forcing his closest friend to break under pressure and leave#he also knows fully well that bringing down the organization would be forcing the several hundreds under their employment into poverty#which he doesn’t do mostly because xieran still exists as a voice of reason for them#probably feels some amount of guilt for being the only unharmed out of the battle that injured xieran and pushed Vv to retirement#after all their role is never at the front line. at the best they are a distance attacker#because they insist on bringing a gun to a sword fight
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like we are all aware that twissy is not the “healthy” version of thoschei, right? that the doctor keeping missy in a cage and withholding her freedom and any future friendship with him until she becomes acceptable to him, even if “for her own good”, is still. bad. i keep joking about how he put his evil wife in a box, but like. he put his evil wife in a box. just because the toxic behavior here is gentler doesn’t make it better.
#this is a plus to me btw i love that this is so fucked up. i love when the doctor decides he’s the arbiter of right and wrong and#that he can control people like this and Fix Them.#it isn’t standing with the doctor that gets missy killed. it’s being too much like him. the way he wanted. that’s what kills her.#missy was already willing to stand with him. she has been since s8. but it was on her terms and not the doctor’s and *that* was what made it#unacceptable. to be clear. im not saying she’s purely a victim here. what im saying is that there’s layers to the weird give-and-take of#their relationship. and that missy capitulating to what the doctor wants is! bad! actually!#aksjfjkgjakd idk maybe this is nothing. i just. idk. i don’t find them interesting as the Good Healthy Version Of Thoschei. i find them#interesting as ‘what would happen if the doctor had complete control over the master’s freedom’ and how it inevitably fucks them both up#incarceration! is bad! actually! and not a good path to redemption doctor!!!!!#(again. not a complaint. i love this and i love that he keeps his evil wife in a box. i love that he brings her *gifts* to entertain her.#when she’s *in a box*. like that’s sooooo. what is wrong with him. you can’t fix a prison by putting a piano in it.)
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using the tags to vent my current emotional state into the void bc ig story feels like a bad plan for this, don’t read them if you’re having a bad day, they’ll probably not help in the slightest.
#but jesus christ coming back home while already knee deep in a suicidal episode was an awful idea#like i was maybe on the verge of improving and then i came back to all of this family bullshit#and the place as well like it’s so. i don’t want to say isolated necessarily. but so much it’s own little bubble#and i spent the last eight or nine years i lived here depressed and the last six suicidal#and being back here feels like the actual place is telling me to die#and i don’t think it helps that every place i go i know or know of someone who successfully committed suicide#like. oh this person drowned themself here. or that person hung themself in these woods. or several people jumped off the side of this clif#like. it all feels like reminders of my failures. and it’s like. cmon. wouldn’t it be easy. all you need to do is jump. is slit your throat#is find a decent piece of rope. idk. but everything is so much and i just want it to stop and it feels like the ground itself#is giving me a way to do it.#i genuinely feel like i’m like 16 or 17 again. and everything that isn’t within these hills#feels like a haze and not actually real. like the concept of buxton doesn’t actually exist and my friends do not actually exist and nothing#actually exists except the place i’m in and my family and the pub#i think going back to work at the pub was a mistake; i think it’s making this worse. especially because it’s henry’s dad’s local#and where henry’s wake was. and nothing there has changed at all. it’s like the whole last year never happened.#and i only need to get through two more days but it feels like an impossible task and i keep thinking being back in york will fix me but id#if that even true like. i was suicidal before i left. and it’s going to be intense and stressful and then i have to leave again.#come back here and do three full weeks of this all over again. i haven’t even managed two yet this time around. and i feel like#such a failure and such a drain on my friends (and on one in particular) because it just#is so much and has been so long and everything is complicated and awful and i think if i hadn’t come back i’d be in a normal mental state#by now. that’s the worst fucking part. and also the whole thing of i know how to be suicidal here. i know how to not give a shit about#living here. i know how to do that. but ive never had to try before. like im trying to improve and im trying to hold on and hold off the#urges to kill myself or self harm or whatever because i said i would and because i KNOW it can be better than this and bc i love my friends#and they love me and i don’t want to upset them or make them anxious or anything like that and kat made me promise to try and im trying so#fucking hard and it feels like it’s not even worth the effort because it’s so much effort and everything is so overwhelming and awful and i#hate the way my family interacts and i just want everything to stop and idc if suicide is the cowards way out or selfish or whatever#bullshit people say it feels like the only option i can actually withstand because everything is so much pain and so much effort and so muc#everything and i can’t deal with it anymore. and also i forgot just how much i have to fucking mask in front of my parents and especially m#father and it’s so exhausting and i can’t sleep and there’s so much yelling and i just need it all to stop#i’ve had major breakdowns the last 3 nights about wanting to die so much & trying so hard to not let myself & idk how much longer i can tak
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Book: Irene Adler “The Woman” is a famous opera singer and actress, and one of four people to ever beat Sherlock Holmes in a battle of wits. Adler loves her husband dearly and only keeps hold of the blackmail she has over the Duke in order to keep herself safe, and will never reveal the photo to the public as long as he leaves them alone. Holmes never shows any romantic interest in Adler, or anyone for that matter, and only ever admires her for her wit and cunning.
Every adaption after: Irene Adler is a femme fatale, hopelessly in love with Sherlock Holmes, and some combination of a wanted criminal and dominatrix. Adler is allowed to beat Holmes ONCE, in order to teach him humility, but after that he needs to beat/save her in order to adhere to the status quo, and undo the lesson Book!Holmes learnt in the first place. This is somehow more feminist.
#Adler you were done so dirty#although her case is so funny#Holmes knows he can’t force Adler to reveal the location of the photo#but deduces it must be in the house so she can collect it at a moments notice#so his big plan is to get HER to reveal it for him#by executing the most fucked up plan I’ve ever read#orchestrating an audience to bombared Adler as she gets out of a carriage#have them pretend to start a fight#get ‘injured’ protecting her and taking arvantage of civil hospitality that will require her to let him into her home#and while he’s lying on the sofa he has Watson throw a cracker through the window#shout FiRE at the top of his lungs#where Holmes will immediately chase after Adler in the middle of the chaos#because in his own words ‘people instinctively grab what they value most when there’s a house fire’#spots Adler grabbing the photo#then runs out the door explaining to the staff he feels much better know and thanks the host for her hospitality#then the next morning they go back to the house to grab the photo while she’s out#only to find out she and her husband already fled#because Adler was smart enough to realize#something batshit insane happened last night so maybe they should move their plans forward and just runaway to America already#good job Holmes#that was your most subtle work to date
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