#so like this is not far fetched at all

[amazingmsme]

Man I kinda want a ghost!Polites fic where he wakes up in Ithaca, well of course still dead. He sees Odysseus finally home and watches him, happily. He's sad that he can't be part of that life that they both dreamed of. Though through some shenanigans he manifests himself in reality (still a ghost).

Sometimes when Odysseus gets really sad about pretty much everything, Polites would try to cheer him up by scribbling his ghostly fingers on Odysseus' hips like. And he'll be like "AAH wtf was that?"

Idk im sorry im bad at ghost logic 😭

I might write a lil drabble with something similar to this before I get to that point in the fic! But I do plan on having him make it back to Ithica with Odysseus, & it’s very bitter sweet for him because this was always the goal- to make it home safe to their families. But only Odysseus actually made it home… But it’s fine, he’s happy seeing others happy, he’s totally gonna be fine. He loves pulling off lil ghost tricks & pranks, especially on new people who aren’t expecting/used to it! But Odysseus is his favorite to target, he just makes it too easy for Polites!

But maybe before Telemachus has seen Polites & only knows bits & pieces about his father’s journey. & Odysseus & Telemachus are at this awkward standstill in their relationship because they’re practically strangers & they don’t even know where to start. & Polites just needs SOMETHING to happen so he waits for the perfect moment. Like maybe Odysseus was telling him something that happened on their journey, maybe he was telling him about the lotus eaters & his solo journey with Polites. & little does he know he’s listening in with a fond smile & waits for the build up to the story & every time he tries to continue, he skitters over his sides & tummy so that he’s laughing too hard to talk & Telemachus is just watching all amused & confused because he didn’t think this story was supposed to be funny? But his dad’s acting silly & he thinks he’s just got himself worked up over what happened so now he’s all excited for this big punchline. & when Polites finally lets him speak, he finishes the story & Telemachus is like 🫤 that wasn’t as funny as you acted like it was

Odysseus tries to insist he was laughing at “something else” but is vague about what it was until Polites decides to be mean & goes for his hips & sends him into a laughing fit. Be even shows himself so that Telemachus isn’t just left in confusion lol

After the initial shock, they’d become fast friends!

[chayatorns]

Sorry. You're not mad at me, are you? Why would I? I already knew that. What? Of course I knew. You only pretended to like it to get close to me, but you're not into it. You're more into pop rock music.

THE HEART KILLERS (2024-2025) เขาจ้างให้ผมจีบนักฆ่า dir. Jojo Tichakorn Phukhaotong

[teruwasright]

It's always "Kou's such a green flag" this and "Kou's such a woman protector" this but never were did he learn it?

Ya lmao stan the king Teru ALWAYS 👏👏

They could never make me hate you Teru EVER-

Teru's a lot of things but a woman abuser or disrespecter ISN'T one of them absolutely KING BEHAVIOR 👏

[varpusvaras]

Jason is definitely waking Roy up in the middle of the night to ask him if he would still love him if he was a worm

[millidew]

kiddos

[l3irdl3rain]

How is my best friend Arthur has he helped you baldur any gates

He’s been good! My washing machine broke last week and I hauled it out the other day in preparation for the new one and he’s been loving his new Top Secret Hiding Spot.

We are taking a little bit of a Baldur’s Gate break right now just because I was getting burnt out. We’re slowly making our way through Mass Effect Andromeda for the second time. I’m very excited to get back to BG3 tho.

I left off right at the start of Act 2. I’m playing a Githyanki monk named Ez’rai and spent way too much time coming up with a backstory for them. I’m going to be romancing Wyll this time. I think Ez’rai growing up in such a harsh culture that didn’t have room for soft romance will go together in such a fun and cute way with Wyll. A noble’s son who is just so sweet and romantic and good.

[bazzydl]

The 911 edits found me

[souenkun]

I loooove the jp fandom's headcanon that geeta and larry are childhood friends who met during their time in the academy and, sometime in the future, geeta personally recruited larry to work for the paldean pokemon league, as she must be one of the first people who knew of his prowess in pokemon battling! Like yeah, the whole geeta being a "strict boss who is frustrated by larry's stubborn insistence to be an average worker that she has to assign him different workloads just to broaden his horizon" idea is intriguing, but stepping it up a notch by making geeta be the "best friend a.k.a the only one who has seen larry at his very best and his very worst, and knows for a fact that he could excel at anything he put his mind into if he steps out of his comfort zone, so she doesn't particularly drag him out of said zone, but pushes him out of it each time she can because she can't bear to see her best friend be unaware of the good chances and positive things that awaits him out there, not if she has a (small) say in it" is also downright hilarious 😭🤚

[bumblingbabooshka]

I love how this is the only entry on the wiki page for the Rite of Tal'oth. Both T'Pol and Spock talk about their Kahs-Wan and it seems to be an extremely common thing for Vulcan children to go through but ONLY Tuvok so far has mentioned this Tal'oth rite so it doesn't seem to be as expected of Vulcans. This jives with my impression of Tuvok's character being the most spiritual of the three main Vulcans (from what I understand the spirituality of Vulcan that we see in 'later' series is seen as highly taboo and illogical in ENT's time? EX: Tuvok was raised beliving in the katra while most Vulcans in T'Pol's time think katras are a myth). Tuvok speaks about questioning his faith in katras, he has a holoprogram that seems to take place in a monastery, he puts great stock in prayer (his wife and children say prayers for his safe return and he is sure to tell Neelix that the temple they go to is among the holiest on Vulcan), some of his favorite music is monks chanting, and he was pursuing the kolinahr in his youth - the only reason he didn't complete it being that he went through the pon farr and chose to be with T'Pel instead. To me, it would make sense if the Rite of Tal'oth was only undertaken by certain Vulcans who did so for spiritual reasons or as a personal test of some kind rather than something all Vulcans do at a certain age. Tuvok later goes into Security so it's possible he's always had an interest in the kind of life-or-death strategy that such rituals (Kahs-Wan and Tal'oth) require, even if his first time in Starfleet he's shown as a Science officer, likely at his parents' "request." Speaking of, we learn in 'Flashback' that Tuvok's parents pressured him to join Starfleet AND that Tuvok's father is heavily implied to be part of Starfleet. This, and the fact that Tuvok's father specifically was namedropped as the one who disowned him as a teenager makes me wonder whether or not Tuvok was pressured to participate in the Tal'oth ritual - perhaps as a way to prove himself Vulcan once again (after his adolescent failure). Or even as a preparatory method for Starfleet itself since his father was/is part of it. "If you can't do this, how are you going to be a Starfleet officer?" sort of deal.

[itspileofgoodthings]

not to mention my own instinct that Taylor is protecting Joe through her own abundant outpouring

[oceanwithouthermoon]

people who say that theyre "the only one right about this character" and then u open their page and its the most horrendous, twisted, far-fetched mischaracterization youve ever seen

[mwagneto]

i havent finished da3 yet so maybe this will be explained but i literally just dont understand why the hell I'M the inquisitor. like just coz i was ambiguously At Some Place where some important shit happened and i have a mark on my hand that can close rifts, that gives me a licence to run literally everything?? what if the random guy who showed up from the rift with no memories is shit at running things??? or just evil???? not to mention why is the top dog the one to go on every single mission ever like why am i doing frankly insane amounts of busywork if im theee guy of this organisation? like it would've made far more sense for there to be an inquisitor who's, yknow, actually experienced at running things, who stays back in skyhold while i go out to close rifts and collect 15 elfroot and 5 black lotus like surely this should not be the inquisitor's job

[mariocki]

The Brothers Rico (1957)

"Okay, okay, so nobody's blaming you! Let's just say something happened way back, huh? So maybe I am gonna die. But, Eddie, you've got even bigger troubles. You're gonna live."

[eclipsesalign]

This probably sounds pathetic but man I wish I had some asian friends online, especially queer ones

[DISCLAIMER I AM MONGOLIAN]

[satsuha]

[anthromimicry]

the duality of misao being one of the few psychiatrists in arkham that has actually made progress with some of their patients and treats them like human beings, but also someone who does a complete 180° later + EATS her patients and gaslights people who ask about them into thinking they were never committed there is currently making me go feral. like girlll why are you like this JSJSJ