#so like okay i love him so much HAHAHAHAH
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mr-malumm · 3 months ago
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Truth seekers turns 3 today so that means i draw my husband 💥💥💥💥
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moonydustx · 7 months ago
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how they would react to F!Reader saying she's pregnant but with Shanks, Rayleigh and Law?
Oi oi! Turu bem? Vou deixar até o comecinho da resposta em português porque sim hahahahah primeiro, obrigada pelo pedido e segundo, eu acho que me empolguei escrevendo de novo, sou inimiga do resumo. O do Ray acho que pode ter ficado um pouco confuso porque tentei usar as duas eras (como pode ele ser tãão saborosíssimo toda vez que aparece, af). Mas é isso, obrigadão e espero que goste <3
And here’s the translation of the day: Hey Hey! How are you? I'll even leave the beginning of the answer in portuguese because yes hahahahah (for those who don't understand PT-BR, I discovered that the requester is brazilian like me) firstly, thank you for the request and secondly, I think I got carried away writing again. I think Ray's might have been a little confusing because I tried to use both eras (how can he be so delicious every time he appears, haha). But that's it, thank you and I hope you like it <3
Oh, and hello @badlandsx! I'm tagging you here because I saw your request about Law, but don't worry, I'll soon write the other part that you also requested. Thank you <3
requests open | one piece masterlist (other pregnancy stories are here)
Warnings are place individually in each story.
Rayleigh
Warnings: mentions of new and old Ray, like I said I love them both. Buggy and Shanks kids are one of my favorite things about Roger's era, so we have them here. Mention to F!Reader being an herbalist. Brief not-so-canonical mention of Sabaody's arc.
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Acid temperament, answers on the tip of the tongue, a captivating smile. Rayleigh didn't have much of an option but to fall in love at first sight when you two bumped into each other in a random bar on a random island. It didn't matter anymore when he managed to convince you to be part of the crew. Your knowledge of herbs and medicines was just an excuse he used to get the captain to accept - and Roger knew Silvers Rayleigh enough to know it was just a pretext for you to get on board.
It didn't take long for the glances exchanged and toasts proposed to turn into hidden moments at Oro Jackson, kisses stolen when others weren't looking, that turned into a golden ring around your finger. Now, such moments had turned into a new life being generated in you.
"You should stay less agitated for now, please." Crocus asked. You had come up with a lame excuse for him to stay on the ship with you while the others had disembarked. "By my reckoning, these are still the first few months, it's the most sensitive period. Any more aggressive activity can bring risks."
"You will die?" Buggy's squeaky voice caught the two of you's attention. When you found the spot where the boy was hiding, you saw Shanks cover his companion's mouth.
"Nothing like that, come here." you leaned on the counter, calling out to the two who soon stopped in front of you. "How much of our conversation did you hear?"
"That you don't really know what to do, and that you need to be less agitated and that you're sensitive." Shanks took the lead, listing, Buggy came further behind, eyes attentive to your every movement.
The two boys already saw you almost as a motherly figure, always trying to hide and lean on you whenever they got into trouble, of course they would be scared to hear such loose information.
"I'll trust you two, but I want you both to keep your mouth shut." you bent down to his level. "I'm pregnant, but it's too early for anyone to know, okay?"
"Pregnant?" they both screamed and you covered their mouths. Further behind you, Crocus was deliberately laughing at the two boys' reactions. "Does that mean it's the baby that's hurting you?" Buggy completed.
"No one was hurt." the doctor took the lead, explaining to both of them. "A pregnant woman requires more care and is also more sensitive. Well, you knowing this can be of great help."
"What do you mean by that?" Just like you, the boys seemed to have doubt written all over their faces.
"Someone here loves to get into trouble, until Rayleigh finds out and can keep an eye on you, you two are responsible for it. No fights, no crazy adventures, no almost anything." the man laughed when he saw your indignant expression.
"I promise to keep her and the baby safe." Shanks puffed out his chest, taking pride in what he had said.
"What? I promise more than him." Buggy grumbled.
"As long as you both promise to keep quiet, that's fine with me."
When the two youngest saluted, you knew you were screwed.
It was difficult to disguise such a situation when in the following days the two of them became your shadow. The only time you could see yourself alone was going to the bathroom. If you went to your little corner to work, one of the two would be sitting next to you, following everything you explained to them - since they were there, they would learn something. In day-to-day tasks, one of them always set out to do his part. Rayleigh was already finding their little movement strange, but he knew how attached you were to both of them, so it wasn't something that bothered him.
"I'm going to take advantage of the fact that it's our last day here and I'm going to go down to the village, I need to get some materials." you announced. "Does anyone need anything?"
"Everything's fine here." Gaban warned and one by one, the other companions agreed.
"Wait!" a panting Buggy ran across the boat. "I'll go with you."
"Get out you fool, I'll go." Shanks shouted from the other side.
"Come on, the three of you, what do you think?" you suggested, before his little fight escalated.
"You two don't think you're stealing much of my wife's attention, do you?" Rayleigh proposed, seeing the two swallow hard and deny it. "Alright, enjoy the little walk."
It was supposed to be a quick visit to the island, if the boys didn't decide to start trouble with one of the sellers, you got in the middle and now you were lying on your ass on the floor - in the pushing and shoving, there ended up being a push for you while arguing with the seller . Before you could calm the boys down, you saw them running towards the ship, shit.
Rayleigh's attention was stolen when he saw the two crew members rushing into the Oro Jackson. Buggy burst into tears and insults directed at his friend, while Shanks seemed to be looking for someone specific. You, however, were not with them. It didn't take much to connect the facts.
"Where is she?" He approached the kids, completely ignoring them. "What happened?"
"A tragedy." Buggy, dramatically, started crying even more.
"You idiot! We can't tell them anything." Shanks poked Buggy, who immediately retaliated with a push.
"Crocus said we should keep an eye on her and now she's fallen and is going to die!"
"She fell?" Rayleigh was already impatient with their drama, unable to find any connection in their grumbling. "Explain this properly."
"It was just a fall, nothing big." the redhead tried to alleviate the situation.
"Boys, it was just a fall, she's definitely gotten herself into bigger trouble." Roger laughed, watching the two boys pushing each other.
"I don't want to know. Where's Crocus?" Buggy grumbled, ignoring the captain's own laughter and his friend's false calm temperament.
"What kind of fall was that for you two to be so worried about?" Rayleigh held out his hands, pushing the two boys apart by their foreheads.
"This idiot went looking for a fight." Shanks tried to reach the clown, stopped by the first mate's hand.
"And this idiot who doesn't know how to keep his tongue in his mouth." Buggy fought back, only hitting the air.
"First she said we were supposed to be quiet."
"You knock down a pregnant woman and I'm the one who has to stay quiet!" The words that came out of Buggy were able to provoke silence among the other pirates. "Shit!"
"She's going to kill us man."
"Where is she?" Crocus appeared, stopping in front of the boys and an astonished Rayleigh. "How did she fall? What's all that crying, Buggy?"
"Is she the pregnant woman?" Rayleigh asked in a much calmer tone than usual.
The hands were now no longer used to separate the boys, they just hung beside his body. Seeing the two kids swallow hard and look at each other, Rayleigh no longer needed any more answers.
"Rayleigh, Crocus go to her, now." Even with Roger's orders, Rayleigh was already heading in the direction of leaving the boat, not worrying about who would follow him.
Upon entering the village, it didn't take many steps for them to find you - only then did Rayleigh notice the doctor's presence. What was strange was finding you still lying on the floor, your elbows propped up to keep your face up while you were still arguing with the man in front of you. You didn't look hurt, you just looked mad at the man.
"It was just some herbs!" you shouted, excited.
"You idiot! If it was just some herbs, you should pay." the man shouted back.
Before you could respond, a body appeared in front of you and you didn't need much to recognize that it was your husband.
"What is happening?" his patient voice asked, looking at you over his shoulder. "I see that you seem to have problems with my wife."
"You see, she allowed two boys to steal herbs from my store."
"That is true?" he turned to you, finding a wry smile. Your permissiveness with the boys would still kill him. "How much does she owe you?"
The man spoke and almost as if predicting the problem, Crocus threw some coins to Rayleigh, who handed them to the man. A few seconds later, they were both around you.
"Did you get hurt?" the doctor asked, seeing your eyes dart from his to your husband's. "Buggy accidentally told him that little secret."
"Shit." your grumble was low, in a way you avoided looking at Rayleigh. "Maybe I spent my money buying some sweets for the three of us, but I needed those herbs too." you list, feeling your face burn with guilt and shame.
"Do you feel any pain?" Rayleigh asked, his voice almost forcing you to face him. Without finding words, you just denied it. "Great. Let's go back to the ship."
Crocus supported you by the waist and as soon as you stood up, you bitterly regretted having denied the question your husband had asked. The excruciating pain that shot up from your foot made you scream and fall forward, being held by Rayleigh.
"I was wrong, so wrong, what the hell." you grumbled, taking your aching foot off the ground. "It fucking hurts, it really hurts, Ray, do something." your teary eyes searched for his, who looked attentively in your direction.
"First I need you to calm down, sweetheart." he asked, wrapping his arm around you and providing even more support. "Crocus, what do we have?"
"Let me see." he bent down again, finding a swollen ankle. "It could just be a sprain or it could be broken, let's go back and that way I can see calmly."
"Go ahead, I'll take her."
The doctor took a few steps away and the two of you remained there for a few seconds, until Rayleigh took you in his arms and took you back to the ship. You knew he wanted to tell you something, but you also knew that that wasn't the appropriate place.
Before you could receive the necessary medical attention, you needed to calm both boys down. Maybe the explanation you and Crocus gave the two of them earlier had been too much for them to think that a little fight would bring you down. Rayleigh ushered them both out and closed the door behind him.
"When were you thinking of telling me?" he asked, still distant.
"To be honest, I still don't know." a light laugh escaped your lips. "They both found out by accident, hearing me talk to Crocus."
"I still can't believe those little idiots found out before me." his expression softened as he approached you.
"Are you mad at me?" His hands circled your waist, pulling you to the middle of the bed.
He gently created space for himself between your legs, taking care to place your bandaged ankle to the side. The fierce kisses this time were replaced by some caresses along your lap, some quick kisses on your lips.
"Furious?" His smile floated to your forehead, turning into a small kiss. "I just found out that the woman I love most is about to bear me a child. How can I be furious with such good news?"
His mouth once again met yours and despite the softness in which your tongues tangled, the gentle touch of his hand sliding down your side - curious fingers floating over the fabric on your belly - before your dress found a different path than your body, a small external noise caught the attention of both of you.
"Sure." Rayleigh pulled away just enough, allowing you to still feel his breath against yours. "You know it's Roger who's waiting, don't you?"
"Yeah." you laughed, seeing him groan as he let go of you.
"And that he's about to come out screaming with joy" he asked again and you nodded, trying to adjust yourself in bed and hide any evidence of what was about to happen.
Rayleigh barely opened the wooden door and Roger followed by other companions entered, a smile from ear to ear.
"A child!" He pulled you from the bed, hugging you tightly. "Another crewmate for us! This is incredible, get ready today we're going to drink, we're going to celebrate."
"Oi! She can't drink." Rayleigh pointed out and saw Roger let go of you a little and then hug you tightly again.
"Then let's eat, eat a lot. I'm going to order an incredible feast!"
If before your concern was to escape the needy and attentive claws of Buggy and Shanks, now the two boys seemed to have found company. Your other companions - being practically led by Rayleigh made you feel adorable all the time. Even with your hormones screaming at the top of your skin, even with all the strange desires and the constant need to be attached to your husband, everyone seemed to be ready and happy to see you pregnant. Rayleigh felt proud and a little overprotective of you, no wonder, since you had already returned to the boat covered in blood that didn't belong to you just because someone had tried to rob you or when you almost convinced Roger to loot a village because you wanted cakes from a bakery that was closed when you docked. You still preferred to stick to your herbs, but that didn't mean you were harmless.
Little Arthur came into the world calmly and quickly, as if everything was meticulously planned for him to arrive on that peaceful afternoon. Even though you were still uncomfortable and tired after giving birth, you couldn't contain your laughter when you saw the two youngest members of the crew fighting over who would pick up the little one first. Knowing the affection and care attached to you, you proudly allowed the two of you to carry the title of little Arth's uncles - provoking yet another argument over who was the favorite.
The bonds between you and Rayleigh became even tighter after the birth of Arth and, shortly after, little Dalia. A few years after the gang broke up and Roger was executed and on that day, you and your husband stepped back from the role of parents and allowed yourselves to cry on each other's shoulders. The tears of pain at the loss of Roger soon turned to missing your eldest son, a fruit doesn't fall far from the tree and of course, Arth never let you two tell him everything you knew, he would find a crew so that together they could find the One Piece.
The door to your house opened and you saw a familiar face enter. A mother knows very well what each child's traits could bring and when you saw an almost identical copy of Rayleigh rush through the door, you knew it was your boy back. He had finally found a crew - one that carried a straw hat familiar to the one you knew.
"What?" the voice of his companions shouted in unison as Rayleigh properly introduced the two of you.
"You mean you know everything?" Usopp turned to Arth, who just shook his head. "Oh, that's a lot of information at once."
"We never told him anything." you explained, holding your third child in your arms, a girl who had just turned four years old.
"You said your parents were pirates, but you never specified which ones." Luffy pointed out, his mouth full of food.
"My parents already had their time, now they have other priorities." Arth took little Lure from you, the girl's laugh echoed throughout the room. "Just like this little one here."
"You only have these two children?" Nami asked, interested in the difference between you and Rayleigh to the white-haired child.
"In fact, only Dalia and Arth were born to me. Ray saved our little Lure from being sold to those damn nobles. Unfortunately, we didn't have time to save her family, but we took it upon ourselves to take care of her."
"And Dalia is also a pirate?"
"Not for now, but she's on an island with some of our friends, training." you simply informed, seeing that Arth had understood the message.
That same day, you saw your son disappear before your eyes, into the hands of the tyrant Kuma. Luffy looked desolate and you followed suit, both screams echoing through the damp Sabaody forest. Only when Rayleigh managed to drag you back home did you understand that your boy would be far away, safer and according to Kuma himself, with someone you both would trust with your eyes closed.
Almost two years have passed since Rayleigh took on a mission and left you alone on the island, taking care of what was left behind.
"Father?" Lure's voice caught your attention. At the door, Rayleigh crouched down, waiting for the white-haired girl to jump towards him.
"My sweetie you are so huge!" he let the girl hang onto him, filling the top of her head with kisses. "If I took a little longer, you'd be bigger than me."
"I missed you so much." she clung to Rayleigh, who was walking towards you. "Mommy too."
"I bet she felt it too." With one of his free hands, he circled your waist, lightly kissing your lips. "I hope two of my favorite girls are okay."
"Dad, did you know that Uncle Duval asked Mom to stay with him?" The girl laughed at the little gossip told, earning a reprimanding look from you, even if it was a joke.
"Uncle Duval, hm? I'll have a little talk with him." Rayleigh placed her on the floor, yet the girl remained there beside you, paying attention to everything.
"Just a friend of the Straw Hats, we took care of Sunny while you were gone. I even tried to start the plating, but I'd rather focus on my teas." You explained, allowing yourself to hug him completely. "How are things over there?"
"By things, do you talk about our Dalia?"
"Perhaps." the passive tone in your voice became even calmer when your face was buried in his chest. "I miss my little girl."
"She promised to come soon and she's doing great, she's been one of Kikyo's right-hand men. She's so strong, you'll be proud." he felt you nod against his skin, the distance of two years seemed too far for a quick hug to satisfy. "Want to know about Arth?"
"Have you heard from him?"
"Is little brother Arth coming?" Lure clung to Rayleigh's leg, watching her father. Even without the blood connection, the black king found it comical to say the least how similar you two had become.
"Not yet, my dear. And I haven't heard from him exactly, but rather where he is." Rayleigh began to explain, meeting your curious eyes. "I only received a small note."
He took it out and handed you the small crumpled paper. The tranquility that had been missing for two years invaded you as you read each word.
I hope this reaches you and your wife, Rayleigh-san. Knowing her, I believe she is distraught over Arth's disappearance. He has been training with me and I promise that I will keep that old promise to keep him safe. No clumsy clowns this time.
Shanks.
Shanks
warnings: F!Reader and Shanks don't have a fixed relationship at the beginning of the story, F!Reader has a restaurant. Maybe wrong use of haki, brief spicier section and brief mentions of childbirth. Shanks is an adorable girl dad here. Emony, in some language that I don't remember, is a name related to treasure.
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"When are you going to go to sea with me?"
That question had already been repeated countless times every day that Shanks decided to stop at your restaurant. He always made up a little excuse that his crew was hungry and that no other place in that city would be able to fulfill his orders. He repeated every time you served dishes wearing the apron he said made you look amazing, every time he convinced you to stop working for a bit and share a dish with him, every time he was on top of you. you on the bed, as you asked for more and more.
However, every time the answer was the same.
"Give me a good reason red-haired, one other than me ending up in your bed, and I will."
You had already lost track of the times he did this, that he asked and you refused, that you shared hours together and the next morning he left you to return a few months later. This time however, it was difficult to lose track of time, as with each passing day, you discovered a change in your body. It started with irritability, then the aching body, nausea and finally, the positive test on your hand and your shocked family right behind you.
The whole city already knew that you were the redhead's favorite person and at that point, no one dared to mess with you or insinuate anything. Knowing how quickly rumors could spread, you chose to keep it a secret until it became impossible. The secret only lasted four months before his jolly roger appears on the horizon. Already knowing the routine he used to have on the island, you prepared yourself to soon find him entering the door.
"Finally, my favorite cook." his voice hit you before you even saw him. "Long time no see you."
"Yeah, it's been a while." out of habit, you allowed his hand to hug your waist, but you tried not to tighten yourself too much in his embrace.
"Everything is fine?" he asked, noticing your more distant behavior.
"Yeah, it's just been a busy day. What can I get you guys?"
"What's good on the menu today?" Lucky Roux asked, his typical piece of meat at hand had already reached its end.
"A fish stew, we also have some pies. Did you bring any new recipes for me?" You reached out to him.
Since the first time you met the red-haired pirates, you and him had gotten along well and the little deal was that he would always bring new recipes and in return, he was the only one who didn't pay at your family's restaurant.
"Spicy noodles and oysters with honey." he stretched out the two papers in his hand. "Two recipes, two dishes."
"Okay, you win. Anyone else want some stew?" the men piled in, affirming yes. Before you could leave, you felt Shanks' hand grab yours.
"Wait a second." a chill passed through your body as his eyes analyzed you. "You look different, I don't know. It's like you're even more beautiful."
"Don't give me those cheap lines, redhead." you warned in your playful tone. "A stew for you too?"
"The day I deny this could rip my other arm off."
Like the other times they appeared there, Shanks and the others stayed almost the entire day. Much of the food at that point had already been replaced by drinks, which forced you to practically dodge the glasses that were offered to you.
The restaurant was already empty, even your brothers who used to help you had already left, leaving you alone with the leftover dishes and tables to organize for the next day.
"It doesn't seem very gentlemanly to me to leave a lady alone." Again, just like that afternoon, you saw Shanks enter the door, ignoring the "closed" sign.
"You don't need to worry about me, I'll sort it out in a few minutes." You gave your best smile, seeing that he wasn't convinced.
"Then I can help you solve something else."
Not giving you much room to deny it or to at least try to address the issue that was hovering between the two of you, Shanks revoked his right over your mouth. Amidst the scattered tables and trying to turn off the light in the room so as not to attract so much attention, you went unnoticed by his hands taking off your apron and immediately undoing the buttons on your t-shirt. When the piece became a small puddle of fabric on the floor next to your apron and Shanks slid his hand down your torso, you realized that he had indeed noticed.
"What is that?" his voice was low, even though there were just the two of you there.
"I think you're smarter than that, redhead." you tried to alleviate the situation, seeing that it had been in vain.
"It's mine?" His eyes met yours, his serious expression made chills run up your body. Shanks was adorable, one of the kindest people you'd ever served at your restaurant, but he was still a pirate. "Hey, look at me, is it mine?"
"What do you think?" you responded immediately, seeing him take a few steps back. "I found out a few weeks after you left here last time, so far it's been easy to hide with dresses and aprons, but it looks like it won't last long."
"So it's mine?" he insisted, making you huff in frustration.
"The last time you came here, I remember you making me scream a few times that I was yours. I am a woman of my word, there is no one else who is the father of this baby but you."
His expression soon contorted from something serious to a slight smile that turned into a loud laugh. His hand found your face, stroking it with some delicacy.
"You told me you needed a good reason to leave with me." he started, seeing you already look disbelieved. "And no, I don't want you just in my bed. I want you by my side, forever. I want you to leave with me so I can make you my wife. To make you the mother of all my children." his hand reached down and caressed the bump on your belly. "This explains so much."
"So much, tomato head?" You let your hand rest on top of his, enjoying the affection.
"Your bad mood when you saw my face or you refusing to drink with me." He approached, pressing his face to yours. "You look even more beautiful than the last time I saw you."
"Shanks…"
"Please say yes."
He used that entire night to convince you to go on board with him and the next morning to help you pack your bags and head to his ship. When the other companions saw your face, they were in disbelief for a while until the true reason for your presence was explained, to everyone's delight.
For a moment, it was too much information for your head, learning a little about the life of a pirate, understanding what Shanks was like as a captain and the changes in your body seemed too much for you. It wasn't surprising that you had practically hijacked the ship's kitchen all to yourself and it was very common to find you in the early hours of the morning, up to something.
"What's the recipe for today, mummy?" Shanks appeared, his face still crumpled indicating that he had just woken up from a good sleep.
"A cake, that's all." you just responded, feeling him press himself behind you and slide his hand over your big eight-month-old belly.
"And what's the name of the cake?" He leaned over your shoulder, still caressing you. "Is it "I'm worried about my baby's future." or "The baby woke me up by kicking me in the ribs"?
"How do you know that?" you laughed, taking some of the still raw dough for him to taste.
"Delicious." he muttered before he could follow up on any thoughts. "Daddy's Haki. I always know what's going on with my baby."
"Oh, of course." you laughed and immediately felt the same pain that had gotten you out of bed a few hours ago and had been recurring in the last few moments. You knew what it was, you just wanted to enjoy the time you still had with your baby inside.
"Honey?" Shanks asked as he saw you lean your body against his and groan in pain. "My love, what is it?"
"Didn't daddy's haki help you this time?" you tried to laugh but the pain hit you again. Before you could continue your sequence of laments, you felt your dress and as a result of the proximity, Shanks got wet.
"No, it didn't help, it's happening now, isn't it? Hongo!" he started screaming, trying to pick you up.
"Shanks, what if…" your eyes moistened with anxiety and accumulated tears. "What if I'm a terrible mother? What if nothing works? What if I can't bring our baby into the world?"
"There's no what if." he pointed out, gently pulling your chin. "Look at me, we're going to bring our first child into the world and everything will be fine. Come on, it's time to meet our baby."
Emony was born after long hours of labor. The small tuft of red hair was identical to Shanks's and her cry was celebrated by the entire ship who had woken up with your screams of pain and with Shanks running back and forth behind Hongo.
The girl was a little copy of her father, from her red hair to her attitude, which made you constantly laugh - after all, at the age of five she had already declared that she was going after One Piece alone when you two gave her a little scolding for her coming out of hiding during a fight you were involved in. You should also anticipate that the girl's strength would be derived from her father and not hers. A break on an island meant having the two of you spotted by enemy pirates while you were taking a walk with little Emony. After trying to escape and fight, you both ended up surrendering, you were on your knees, a gun against your head and little Emony was lifted by the collar of her dress.
"My daddy is going to finish you off, your shit" she declared, trying to kick the man, completely in vain.
"Will he really do that?" the man teased her, seeing the girl become even more nervous. "I'll be waiting for."
"You know this is his territory, what do you want on this island?" you asked and felt the gun being pressed even more against your head.
"Take it away from my mommy!!" Emony screamed and you felt something different in the air.
The man who was pointing the gun at you fell, fainted, as did the other men who accompanied the pirate. Their captain let out a loud laugh, pressing his hand even tighter against Emony's dress.
"Haki? At such a young age?"
"Mommy!" the girl jolted towards you, seeing you get up and walk towards her.
"I suggest you take your rotten hands off my daughter." Shanks' voice came from behind the man.
By dodging a little, you can see the crew approaching. Benn was already pointing a gun, almost glued to the head of the tyrant who had his hands on your little Emony.
"This here?" he shook the girl dismissively, turning to face Shanks. "You know, lately the navy has been investing a lot of money in Yonko's children." the man threatened, a stupid smile adorning his lips. "What's your offer for the brat?"
"Lucky, Yassop?" Shanks just signed. "You guys take my girls inside."
Without waiting for the man to respond, the redhead punched him in the face and before Emony could reach the ground, Lucky caught her. The two of you were taken inside a small store, where some vendors offered water and a place to calm down.
"Where are my girls?" Shanks' voice reached the two of you, but your daughter ran to him, hugging her father's legs, who picked her up. "Are you hurt, my little one?"
"No daddy." she smiled, victoriously. "You see, I'm ready to be a pirate." the joy in her voice brought some peace of mind to both of you.
"I thought you were already a pirate." Benn, who accompanied Shanks, commented and got the girl's response by sticking her tongue out at him.
"I'm going to be the greatest pirate! Just like dad." she replied, shaking herself off Shanks' lap. "Come on Uncle Benn, I bet I beat you."
"Bet? Let's see." The first mate let the girl hit him a few times, laughing at her effort.
"And you, love, were you hurt?" Shanks stood next to you, holding your shaking hand.
"I just got scared. Shanks, she…"
"I felt it. That's how I knew she was in danger." he replied before the question even left your thoughts. "She's barely trained and can already do this? She's really going to be a great pirate."
"Babe…" your warning tone made it clear that this was not the time for him to encourage such ideas.
"Imagine, she's a captain? Our daughter has a big future. In fact, we know who she takes after." the man boasted, earning a shove in response. "I think she needs companions."
"She can arrange it over time."
"Or we can help." the mischievous tone was already almost inert to the way he spoke to you. "Just a few more babies, a first mate, a cook." He started to list, seeing you deny it. "But you look so beautiful pregnant."
"Forget it Shanks."
"Daddy, mummy!" Emony's voice drew you both in. You watched the girl pose as victorious, on top of a Benn Beckman, Lucky, Yasopp and Limejuice piled on the floor, pretending to be defeated. "I won!"
"Now I challenge you, my little fire hair." Shanks joined in the game, going over to the girl.
Maybe some brothers for Emony would be nice - and maybe Shanks would have given you a good reason to accompany him every time you saw him love your little daughter.
Law
Part 2 here
warnings: angst, more angst, arguments with a fluff and happy ending. I mean, do I really need to inform you that our boy is going to freak out about the possibility of amber lead in his baby? Perhaps not very common uses of his DF, Law freaks out for a while, but then becomes the best dad in the world (we saw so little of Law with Lammy, but I bet he was an amazing brother and that he would be such a great girl's dad). And of course, Rosi comes from Rosinante. This text here is huge, sorry.
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Being subordinate and companion to a captain who happened to be a doctor was one of the most practical things in your life. Did you catch the flu? He would solve it. Were you injured in battle? Just call the captain.
This meant not having any problems, especially after you decided to start dating. Law became even more attentive to every detail of your health, which made you realize that you didn't have much time to deal with the situation in your hands - more precisely, the situation in your womb.
The tests remained hidden in Ikkaku's drawer, with her being his only confidant at that moment. You wanted to know how many months it was, to be able to share such news, but you knew that as soon as Law found out, he would freak out and that's why you were avoiding him.
Avoiding, in the past verb, after all, he had already noticed something wrong between the two of you. Two knocks on your bedroom door startled you and your roommate.
"Hey." he looked dejected when the door opened, his attention automatically turned to Ikkaku. "Mind leaving us alone for a few minutes?"
"Of course captain." a pious look came from her towards you, before the woman disappeared from your field of vision.
Law, not knowing what to say, sat next to you. As you tried to grab his hand, you felt him move away. Damn it.
"How long have you known?" his cold tone dictated that he was probably not happy at all with the news.
"How do you know?" you answered his question with another, trying to buy time before the approaching storm.
"Today marks two months since you haven't asked me for help with any colic or complained about being sinking in a red river." he laughed, even though he didn't look happy. "By my reckoning, it's also been two months since that day in the kitchen."
Of course, the day in the kitchen. You and Law were always careful, even if you already used your contraceptive method, you preferred to use other types of protection. Except when you arrived at Polar Tang drunk and alone, which resulted in a unprotected sex session on the shared kitchen table.
"Quite a recipe we made." You tried to make fun of him.
"What do we do?" For the first time at that moment, you saw Law's eyes actually find you, worried and afraid.
"What do we do?" you repeated. "I'm pregnant Law, I don't know if there's much to do other than wait for the baby to be born."
"You know what worries me." his harsh response cut through any kind of excitement you held back. "You know very well what will happen to this child."
"What can happen." you corrected him.
"Would you rather risk waiting the nine months, giving birth and seeing your child die some time later? Sounds like a great idea to me." Cynicism echoed in his words just as your two voices were already much louder, taking your hatred to levels you didn't yet know.
"Would you rather I have an abortion and then spend the rest of my life wondering what if my baby had been born healthy?" his silence was the answer you needed at that moment. "You know what? Leave me on the next island, I'd rather take a risk and have my baby happy than have to abort it or even worse, my baby has to live with a parent who hates its existence."
"You don't understand what this could entail." He stood up too, trying to put something that looked like sense into your head. "You stay here until this is resolved."
"This has already been resolved and you don't need to have any involvement in my baby's life." you were sure the entire submarine was already listening to that argument between the two of you. "Get out of here, Law."
"But…"
"Get out of here!" you screamed even louder, seeing the man give up and leave. It only took a few seconds for Ikkaku to appear and allow you to cry for hours on her shoulder.
Anyone looking from the outside could see that you two were in pain. Law had become a shadow of the captain he was, only having small appearances to issue orders or to follow you - even without saying many words - every time you approached an island, fearing that you would leave the crew. Even though the two of you didn't talk anymore, you knew that his disappearance was related to studying everything he could about the disease that ravaged his country and was also present in him.
In the two months that had passed, Law had stopped being your boyfriend and practically become your doctor. Without exchanging many words, you only met when he decided to do some examination on you. To break the mood, you always took one of your friends along. The little information you had about Law came from Bepo, Shachi or Penguin, the only ones who were still able to invade his room and talk to him. Like that afternoon, when they insisted that you convince him to leave the room and have dinner with all his companions.
"Law?" two knocks on the door accompanied your voice. His tired look hit you immediately.
"How can I help you?"
"I wanted you to come have dinner with us." you tried to appeal to what you want. Many times, before pregnancy, that had worked.
"I am a little busy."
"I can bring something here." You suggested, approaching him. On the table, you saw accumulated papers, the vast majority of which titles were not related to Amber Lead.
"No need to worry, I'm fine." he simply replied, seeing that you were reading the papers on his desk. "I found some new studies."
"Law, I told you that you don't need to worry about that right now, we don't know yet…"
"When would you rather I worry?" the cynicism was once again there in his voice and he knew how much you hated it. "When you die on the table because for some reason this shit got to you? Or when I watch our baby die?"
"Now is he our baby?" you used the same resource as him. "From what I remember, I had made it very clear that I didn't want you to be involved in this."
"But it's my obligation."
"Your obligation as a father? I think you lost that right when you made it very clear that I had to take my baby away." you started to walk away from his desk. "Or your obligation as captain? As a boyfriend that isn't, I don't know what it's like to have a boyfriend for a good few months."
"I was busy, trying to find a cure for you two."
"We're both not sick." you sounded offended by what he had proposed. "But keep it up, sink into your books, don't worry when I disappear from this fucking submarine."
You left slamming the door, stressed. The looks that reached you seemed full of pity and concern. You only managed to get as far as the kitchen before a pang hit your head and stomach. Being supported by your colleagues, the only request you made was that no one tell Law about it. You wouldn't give him reason in his incessant search for something he didn't yet know.
Alleviating your worries, the diagnosis arrived quickly: just a spike in high blood pressure. A few hours of rest and an IV should do the trick. When you saw Bepo murmur an apology, you knew exactly what he was going to do and so did your friends, as little by little they left you alone. You remained turned away, even though you heard the door open. Something in the air had changed, it was as if you immediately felt more tense and prepared for another argument.
"Babe, can we talk?" Law's voice sounded much lower than normal, definitely attracting your attention. His affectionate way of calling you was an easy way to make you fall for his words. You turned around, facing him and started to adjust yourself to sit on the stretcher. "No, please, stay still there."
"I'm just going to sit down." You did so, your movement being followed to the millimeter by his eyes. "Just to be clear, I don't want to fight."
"I didn't come here for that reason." he approached, hesitating with every step he took. "Actually, I know you didn't want me to come here for any reason."
"I just don't want to have to hear from my doctor that I'd better have given up on the idea." you turned around, allowing your legs to dangle. "I understand your concerns Law and I would be lying if I said I haven't been terrified of the idea since I saw the first positive test."
"I know." He finally stopped a short distance away, but he still didn't touch you. "I… I-I, damn, why is it so hard?"
"Just let the words come, don't think about them." you suggested, figuring it was just pride keeping you from apologizing for all the previous argument.
"I-I feel like shit." a sigh came out along with the words. "You're right, as a boyfriend I've been terrible, as a doctor then, just look at the fact that you're in a hospital bed and the last person to be informed is me." his fists clenched and then loosened, his tattooed hands rubbed against his face, perhaps in an attempt to get the words out of him.
"Law?" your heart broke when you heard a sniffle come from him, it was the last gesture you expected after everything, it was difficult to connect the information like this.
"I can't lose you and I know it doesn't seem like it, I know I've been a terrible person, but I love this child. I can't lose this too." For the first time after so long together, you saw tears run down your loved one's face. His hands stuck to his hat, pulling in a failed attempt to hide his face. "I can't stop regretting saying that to you, what if our baby hates me for it? What if our baby knows that for a moment, even a small moment, I didn't want him or her to exist."
"My love?" You extended your hand, being accepted by him. Law fit between your legs and buried his face in your neck, even with the muffled sound, you only heard his murmurs and sobs.
"I'm sorry, please. For yelling and being an idiot." he asked, still not letting go of you. "I just can't deal with the thought of losing either of you."
"My dear, look at me." his irises remained almost hidden by the tears that accumulated at his waterline. Your hands dried his face and you didn't know how you weren't crying together. "We still don't know if our child will have amber lead disease, we don't know the scope of your fruit in the cure."
"What should we do in the meantime?"
"As I told you, wait. Make the best of this little time we have until the baby is born." you suggested while your hands traced caresses on his face. "And I just want, I need, my boyfriend back. I don't know how far I can go without you by my side."
"I promise to get better, I promise to take care of you." he replied, taking a deep breath and composing himself. With his hands rubbing his face, Law looked much more centered. "What happened today? When Bepo called me, he just told me it was a blood pressure problem and that you were resting."
"I said I want my boyfriend." you insisted with a smile on your face and saw a small ghost of what would be a smile on Law too.
Law first checked the serum that was being applied to you and then took off the hat he was wearing, placing it on your hair. With his face millimeters away from yours, he placed a quick kiss on your lips, followed by one more and another, until finally you gave way to him. The skin of his face was still damp against your face and your fingers caressed his scalp, the gesture he loved so much and god, how he had missed it. When Law pulled away, you almost pulled him back. Two months were too long apart - even under the same roof.
"I missed you so much." You confessed, not wanting to let go of his hand.
"I missed you too my love, I'm sorry for being such an idiot for so long." He sank against your skin again, this time stealing a few kisses along the way. "What do you think we make up for lost time?"
"That sounds interesting to me."
"No, no sex." he cut you off as soon as he saw you smile mischievously. "Room."
You were back in his room, now lying on the soft bed with gray sheets. Along with the two of you, only the serum and support tied to your skin had come. Law adjusted himself, sitting with his back against the wall and adjusting your body to be against his skin. You saw from the corner of your eye his hand go towards you and retreat, ignoring any complaint he would make, you pulled it back and placed it flat against your belly.
"I don't think you can feel it yet, but I've already started to feel some small movements. In fact, I thought I had stomach gas, until Ikkaku and I found a book explaining that it was the baby." You explained and looking over your shoulder, you could see bright gray eyes staring at you. "Right now, from what I feel, the baby is here." you slid his hand away, stopping next to your side.
"Can I tell you something?" he asked, using his other arm to hug you even tighter. You nodded and saw him smile at the likely thought that crossed his mind before the words came out. "The other day, I accidentally spied on you in your room. I think you had just gotten out of the shower and were in front of the mirror."
"Oh no Law, I don't believe it." you laughed, already knowing what day it was.
"I think you spent about fifteen minutes posing in front of the mirror, caressing our child in your womb. God, you looked so beautiful, so radiant." he allowed himself to almost melt against the wall behind him. "I'm sorry I wasted so much time, so much stuff."
"Can I tell you something too? I actually need to update you on a few things." you asked and felt his face move against your skin, nodding. "Did you know that our baby is already just like you? I can't even see a piece of bread before I'm ready to spill my stomach."
That night, the two of you spent a lot of time there. You telling him about the little news that Law had missed in the time you didn't talk and him explaining little curiosities to you, things that seemed incredible to him because they were happening in the body of the woman he loved and he didn't have the courage to tell you before.
In the fifth month - now with a new version of Law, one much more adept at the idea of ​​being a father and much more attached to you. You were dragged by him to a small room, finding Ikkaku, Shachi and Penguin sitting at the table waiting for you.
"What is that?" You sat down in the chair that Law arranged for you, he soon took the place next to you.
"You said you didn't want me as a doctor, so if you want and you have time to think about it, they will be your doctor."
"And you?" your voice was almost cornered, trying to connect the pieces of the situation that was presented. "Aren't you going to be at the birth?"
"I'll be there all the time and any problem, I'll take care of it. But I want to be there for you, for our baby. Instead of scalpels and speculums, I just want to hold your hand." Law chuckled as he saw your little pout that you made start to tremble. "Sound like a good idea to you?"
"T-This is in-amazing." despite Law seeing you get emotional, the loudest crying came from the other side of the table.
"Man, that was beautiful." Shachi was struggling, leaning on Penguin.
"It's so good that you guys are back."
"Idiots." the woman commented, turning to you. "Come on, tell me everything you expect from the birth of our little baby."
After spending the remaining months buried in books next to him, this time looking for good information and not just a cure for an illness, you learned that the stretcher was not a good place to give birth and that sensations were an important part of the process, in other words, goodbye Ope Ope no Mi's anesthesia powers. Law seemed to want to make up for the distance by always staying close to you and always reminding you how special you were to him, like when you looked adorable when the jumpsuit stopped fitting around your belly or when you and Bepo joined in complaining about the heat.
With the help of your own nature, the chosen doctors and Law behind you in that hot tub, your girl arrived into the world quickly and much less painfully than you thought. In the first few hours, little Rosi didn't let go of you and only when the water around the bathtub became cold did Law manage to take his focus off the little baby to take you two to a more cozy place.
In the early days, Law's hands seemed tied to Rosi. When the girl with eyes as gray as her father's wasn't on his lap, Law was following you like a shadow to ensure the health of both of you. Sometimes looking sideways, you could see Law observing every inch of the girl, in a constant search for signs of the cursed disease that had once taken his family from him. He would never allow that to happen to his little girl.
The worry lasted for years and there was never a sign of the disease or any other illness. Before, if everyone at Polar Tang had a strict health care schedule, with the arrival of the girl, attention redoubled.
Rosi was like seeing a mini-version of Law walking around, especially because of the copy of his hat that he had gotten for her. All the love that Law took to give you and her, when it was just a fetus inside you, the doctor seemed to make up for it with the girl, there wasn't something she wanted or asked for that he wasn't ready to do.
Rosi seemed to love accompanying her father in laboratories and studies, this seemed to change when she was once injured in an attack, in fact Rosi lost her balance with the Polar Tang speeding into the sea and ended up getting a cut on her forehead, patched by Ikkaku since Law was busy fending off enemies. That had been enough trauma for little Rosi to not want to know more about medical things.
"Please, my sweetie, it's just a small remedy." you tried to pull the girl out of the closet.
"No, no, no." she grumbled. The little gray eyes full of water. "It's going to hurt a lot."
"It won't hurt, my love." you insisted, seeing her deny it.
"My princess?" Law bent down, reaching her height. "Come on, this is to make you okay."
"Daddy, it's going to hurt a lot, I don't want it." she grumbled even more, knowing that Law was much easier to convince.
"Doesn't your throat hurt too?" he asked and the little girl nodded. "I promise it won't hurt anymore."
"But what about the injection?"
"Daddy also promises it won't hurt at all." he reaffirmed and saw the girl come out of hiding, heading straight into his arms. "Babe, she's a little feverish." he murmured to you, almost despair forming on his face.
"Law, it's just a cold." you warned him, following him as your daughter rested against his shoulder. You knew that when it came to Rosi's health, Law was the most concerned of all.
"Daddy, it's because I was lying on the ice with Bepo." the girl confessed the information, adjusting herself to reach Law's field of vision. "I'm just a little sick, that's it." she created a small space between her fingers.
"That's great, my love." He placed the girl sitting on the stretcher. "It means it'll only take that long for you to get better." he repeated the gesture she had made with her fingers. "Ready?" he saw her deny it, laughing. "Do you want mommy to hold your hand?"
"Yes!" She reached out her little hand to you. "Mommy, what is this?"
"It's dad's way of taking care of us." You tried to sum it up the best way. Maybe she was too young to understand how akuma no mis works.
"Ready? First take a deep breath…" Law imitated, holding the air for a while and making her laugh when she saw him puffed up. "And now…" he applied the injection to her arm. He knew it hadn't hurt at all, but the girl automatically started to pout. "My little princess, what happened? Did it hurt?"
"No." she said, her voice breaking. You both had to laugh when you saw her asking you to hold her without even moving the arm that Law had given the injection to.
"My love, what do you think…" Law bent down to look into her eyes as he spoke. "We can go to the kitchen and steal…"
"Bepo!" the girl stretched her arm towards the bear that appeared in the field of vision. "I want to be with Bepo."
"With Bepo?" Law pretended to be frustrated.
"He's warm and I'm cold." you passed the girl to Bepo, who was her favorite company. Law insisted that it was because the mental age was identical, but you always laughed at the accusations while the bear grumbled.
"What do you say we read a little?" Bepo suggested, letting Rosi climb onto his shoulder.
The two of you accompanied him to the living room, giving Bepo information about the girl being feverish. It only took a few words from the bear who started reading one of her favorite stories for Rosi to fall asleep. Law carefully took his daughter from him and started walking alongside you to the girl's room.
"I can't believe she chose to go with him."
"Well, you had just given her an injection, she harbored some resentment." you joked and saw him frown. "Maybe the next one will like us more than a huge, cuddly bear."
"Next, huh?" he spoke in a low tone, not wanting to wake the girl in his arms.
"Exactly. Or have you forgotten about the ten minutes hiding in your living room when Ikkaku was having a girls' night out with Rosi?" You saw his expression light up, a smile that you hadn't seen the first time you had this kind of conversation and that was one of your favorite things in the world.
"How long, is a month half?" he tried to hold back his louder, surprised voice.
"Yes, I took the test last week." you watched him open the door and place little Rosi on the pink bed. Before you could return to the subject, you felt him take you in his arms and lift you up, filling your face with kisses.
"I love you so much, I love you both." he put you down. "To be more exact, the three of you."
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word count – 13k
warnings – sibling energy
A/N – this already turned out so much longer than I wanted it to be, so I would have more content for a part 2😅😬
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minnie's struggle (and blessing) of growing up with 13 dudes
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[Minnie being the only girl in an idol group with 13 other guys is as iconic as it gets]
[I think we can all agree on that]
[but, we also know how much of a struggle this brings as well]
[as someone that grew up with an older brother, I don't even want to imagine how it must be with 10 of them + 3 younger ones]
[now, there's MORE THAN ENOUGH on camera footage, BUT we also have quite a few stories]
[and we'll be looking at a few of those today]
[pls enjoy]
-
teasing her
[some of these are really such canon events if you have older siblings and i love them for it]
Minnie was relaxing her back against one of the lime-green walls. 
[warning: there's quite a lot of content from the melona prison]
[just so you know]
With her phone in her hands, her eyes were focused on the screen as her fingers were tapping on it frantically. After a few seconds, a chuckle would tumble from her lips, only for her to start typing again.
Seungkwan had been entertaining the camera, with the girl only being shown in the background, but as soon as he turned around, his attention was fully on her. In a few steps, the '98 Liner stopped by her extended feet, tapping the souls of them with his toes.
"Who are you texting?" He asked her, continuing to nudge her feet with his own.
[the amount of times my brother has done the exact same thing, ugh]
[but seungkwan does it in a much cuter way]
[I MEAN JUST LOOK AT HIM]
The girl pulled in her legs and brushed him off. "No one." Only to chuckle at the screen again.
"Are you texting a friend?" Seungkwan got down and slid across the floor, his hands now placed on her knees. Once he didn't get an answer from the female trainee, he patted her bony knees. "Is it your boyfriend?"
[THE question as soon as you laugh while on the phone istg]
"What?" Her head shot up as soon as he threw the question into the room, pushing his hands off her with an annoyed sigh. "No! Get away from me."
"Just say if it's your boyfriend," the younger boy shrugged, still not getting up to leave her alone.
[i would've already smacked him ngl]
"Seungkwan!" Minnie rolled her eyes. "Stop it." A clear blush brightened up her full cheeks.
With a grin, the boy pushed himself up, pointing a finger straight at the girl. "Noona's blushing! She's texting her boyfriend!" His exclaim gained the attention of the rest of the members that were in the room.
[broooooo]
[why did he do her like that hahahah]
"Boyfriend?" Seungcheol called out from the other side of the room.
[oh no]
[big bro mode activated]
"No, I'm not! Seugnkwan, I said stop!" With her extended legs again, Minnie was able to reach his shins kicking him, making him groan as he backed up. 
"Don't lie!" He pointed a strict finger at her again. With a quick push-up, the girl stood up and slapped his hand away, only for him to slap hers in return. With a frown on her face, the female trainee pushed him by his shoulder, but before the '98 Liner could do something again, the oldest of them all stepped in between them.
[PLS]
[the bitch fight they were about to have HAHAHAHAH]
"Stop fighting!" He growled at each of them.
[just a quick intermission: i need him to shout at me like that]
[okay back to the scene]
Immediately, both teenagers raised their fingers to point at each other.
"She pushed me first!"
"He started it!"
[HEAVY SIBLING ENERGY]
A groan from Seunghcheol got both to lower their hands again. "Both of you stop!" He turned to the boy first, "Seungkwan, stop annoying her."
[cheol was soooo done with them hahaha already back then]
[i just know he probably already had to stop SO many fights at this point]
"You always defend her, hyung." The younger one rolled his eyes, crossed his arms in front of his chest and walked away.
[well, we all know why, soooo👀🥰]
[she‘s a Choi deep down🫶🏼]
Then, Cheol turned to the girl. "And you, don't hit him."
"But-" She started, but as soon as Minnie saw the scowl on the oldest's face, she shut her mouth again. 
[BRO]
[THAT LOOK]
[i. am. on. my. knees.]
[like i know this is very big brother vibes bla bla bla]
[BUT HE'S SO HOT WHEN HE'S MAD]
[god😫]
She turned around to sit back against the wall, sliding down with a sigh. Wonwoo was quick to jump up from his place on the floor and join her, sitting closely by her side.
[aaaand of course, there's wonwoo to save the day again]
With a grin, Vernon made his way into the view of the camera. "You know, we're gonna lose a lot of male fans now."
[bro hahahah]
[what a comment]
[not the right moment]
"Ooh, that's true," the youngest, Dino, nodded with a chuckle.
The female trainee said nothing in return, instead chose to throw a pen she had lying next to her at the duo, making them laugh as they tried to dodge it.
[them as annoying younger brothers actually seems so much fun]
[but i also know that i'd be beating them up left and right]
-
[now]
[this is technically not really a moment of them teasing her, but it was mentioned]
[and i really liked this moment in street women fighter]
[it's very cute, so i'm gonna include it]
The members of the HolyBang group had gathered in their greenroom, each getting comfortable on the sofa and chair provided. As they fell into a comfortable conversation, Belle spoke up.
"Where's Minnie?"
The leader started frantically glancing around the room, trying to find the eyes of the youngest in their group.
"Where did we lose her?" Jane wondered, also looking around.
"Maybe she went to the toilet," Taro suggested, but the eldest of the room wasn't listening.
Honey J got up from her position on the couch, pulling up her pants just a bit. "I'll go look for her. I'll be right back." 
[SHE WAS SUCH A QUEEN]
[AND SUCH A MOM]
[i really am so glad minnie has a woman like her in her life in korea]
Without looking back, she exited through the door they had just come in. Walking through the hallway, she tried to get a glance into each room that was open, evening taking quick peeks around each corner she passed. Up until she reached the toilets that were on the same floor. The cameras only showed the hallway that was connected to the green rooms that housed the dance groups, but the microphones followed the female dancers all the way.
The '87 Liner opened the door to the female's bathroom, not expecting to find the younger girl by the sink right away.
"Oh, what are you- are you crying?" She wondered with a gasp. "Why are you crying?" 
[this literally broke my heart🥺]
[i knew minnie was going to have a hard time bc of stupid comments]
[but her crying really killed me, like fr]
Minnie's sniffles were caught by the microphone. 
"N-No-"
"Don't say no, I can see that you're crying. What's going on?" The older woman interrupted her.
Minnie whimpered as she patted her cheeks down with some tissue. "It's nothing, I was j-"
"Ya, Minnie-ya," Honey J's strict voice was clear as she spoke. It was not often that she turned this serious. "Don't lie to me, okay? What happened? Did somebody say something to you?"
[seungcheol if he was a woman, TELL ME I'M WRONG]
The sound rustled as the '97 Liner shook her head, her hair brushing over the microphone. "The critique just hit me harder than I expected. I- I... I don't know- I didn't think I would react like this."
"Because of what they said about you?"
[FUCK THEM]
Minnie only nodded.
"Don't you want to go somewhere more comfortable where we can talk? I don't think the bathroom is the best place for a conversation like this?" The leader wondered, getting a soft chuckle from the girl.
[MOM]
"No," her sniffles continued. "If my members see me cry about this on camera, they'll tease me forever because of it." Her statement got a whole-hearted laugh from the other woman.
[and i bet they still did]
[but i'm also sure they were ready to throw fists]
[rules of brothers: make fun of your sibling for crying first and then beat up the person that made them cry]
"Minnie-ya! That can't be your concern right now, are you serious?" Chuckling along with the female idol whose cries have gotten less and more quiet.
"I'll beat them up if they do, okay?" 
[GO MOM]
[you dropped this 👑]
Honey J's question made the girl laugh out loud and cover her mouth as they both exited the bathroom and got back into the hallway. "Look," both women came to a halt, the leader looking intensely into her member's face. "Listen to me. You and I both know exactly why I asked you to be here with us. Because I know how good you are. YOU know how good you are. Fuck them and what they think just because you're an idol. You were a dancer first. And you'll always have that."
[alright, make me cry i guess]
Minnie nodded, her eyes lowered down to the floor.
[i just wanna give her a hug😢🥺😭]
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[nowwwww]
[everything with na pd was CHAOS]
[but there were some moments i just had to highlight bc my god]
Once the producer hit the 'play' button, the intro music of the next song filled the room. Minnie, along with some other members shot up from her chair, but S.Coups beat her to it when he shouted out the name of his team. He was able to name the right group, but Woozi forgot the correct name of the song, giving them an altogether wrong answer.
[WOOZI HOW COULD YOU]
Minnie was about to shout out her team's name that she shared with Hoshi and Seungkwan, but Mingyu pushed her back into her chair, taking a step forward to cover her form as he screamed out the name of his and Jeonghan's team. 
[THIS]
[WAS]
[SO]
[FOUL]
[stand up for yourself minnie and smack him]
Right after he said the name of the group, the '95 Liner followed with the correct name of the song that was playing.
Pink Venom. A song performed by the project girl group Minnie was part of.
With her mouth agape, she glanced up at the tall member, still surprised by his action.
"Why did you push me?" Almost pouting, knowing it would hopefully make the rapper feel bad.
[HER POUT]
[this must be such a weakness for the members]
[LOOK AT HER]
"I'm sorry," he chuckled, sitting back down, placing one hand on her shoulder and the other on her knee. Minnie was quick to brush both off, smacking his chest and making him wince.
[pls he's so dramatic]
Unbeknownst to them, Dokyeom had made his way into the middle of the area, stopping right in front of the main camera, after he had thrown his jacket to the floor. The members started hollering after him as he got ready for his performance.
[i love dokyeom so much]
[but it i were minnie, i'd be RUNNING]
As soon as the chorus that Minnie sang started, DK started to move. He knew the choreo to this part inside-out at this point. The rest of the members couldn't help but laugh at how seriously the '97 Liner took his role.
[dk's coming for your career minnie, watch out]
"Dance like Minnie! Stick your butt out more!" Dino commented with a laugh, getting the girl to stand up from her position.
[BRO💀]
"What's that supposed to mean?" She argued at him before getting suddenly pushed forward. 
[fr hahahaha]
Turning around, she found Hoshi motioning for her to get closer to Dokyeom to dance with him, but she shook her head.
"Hyung, do a sexy face!" Seungkwan shouted out, clapping along to the rhythm of the song.
[istg she's with them for like ten years and then finally gets to do grown up girlgroup dances AND THIS IS THE THANKS TO THAT]
While the members were hyping up their friend, Minnie hid her smile behind her hands as she sulked into her chair as far back as possible.
[i love how shy she gets about this still though]
[on stage a beast but off stage still so shy, I LOVE HER]
When it was finally over, the room filled with applause.
"Woah, hyung, that was so good!"
"How are you so good at that dance?"
[svt really is just a bunch of simps]
"He really looked just like Minnie on stage," Vernon jokingly commented. The girl shot up from her chair.
"Hey!" 
[he went to far with that comment hahaha]
With a few steps forward, she was close enough to her fellow '97 Liner, lifting her leg to try and kick him, but he was quick to jump back with a giggle. "I don't dance like that!" Minnie pouted.
[well... i mean...]
"But you do," the leader told her, relaxing back into his chair as he eyed the girl's expression.
[he's not even bothered by it anymore PLS]
"Stooop," she whined.
"Minnie-ya," Na-PD spoke up. "Do you want to go again and dance with Dokyeom?"
She quickly shook her head. "No, thank you." Getting a laugh from each of the members, including the staff and producers.
[no thanks, i choose to keep my career and not have it taken away by one of my members]
-
[i felt so bad for them during this episode]
[but can we talk about how minnie and dokyeom pushed an entire car?! i salute them]
With the wind hitting the members' faces, it was hard to talk, but they still made the best out of it, just like they did with most situations. 
[they really had to film gose on one of the windiest days of the month outside on the street🫠]
Minnie was trapped in between Dokyeom and Dino, violently shaking her legs, hoping to create some kind of warmth as the small heaters in her pockets were almost not helping her at all.
[SOMEONE PLS WARM HER UP]
[i bet mingyu's arms would be warm enough🤭]
"What do you think, Minnie-ya?" Woozi suddenly called out for her, making her look up. "You've been really quiet so far." Commenting on the unusual lack of banter coming from the girl, especially with the topics the members were discussing.
"I-I'm really cold, I'm sorry," she explained, a somewhat smile on her face as her lips felt frozen.
Seungkwan rolled his eyes, "Suck it up then," unfazed by her statement.
[...]
[KICK HIM MINNIE]
"Yeah, we're all cold. You're nothing special," Vernon added, getting the girl to sulk into her chair as the rest of the guys started laughing.
['you're nothing special'😭]
[i have no words, they're just annoying hahah]
-
[EVERYTHING ABOUT THE GOSE SCHOOL EPISODES WAS PERFECTION]
[can we just agree on that?]
Minnie rushed to the door the directors were standing in front of, the cameras focused on the door that was closer to the blackboard in the room. She opened the sliding doors after knocking, only to find eleven pairs of wide eyes already looking at her. After a quick bow to the teacher at the front of the room, she introduced herself,
"Hello, sorry for-", but he didn't let her finish,
"The girl's classroom is two rooms down the hall." 
[PFF]
[bitch]
She looked at the man, slightly perplexed, "But- but this is classroom 17, right? I'm supposed to come here."
Soft whispers from the rest of the guys could be heard,
"Is that the new girl everybody's talking about?"
"Wow... she's really pretty."
[facts jeonghan🤝🏼]
"I heard she's French," "Oh wow, really?"
"No, I think she's British."
[I BET YOU this was exactly what was going on in the heads of the trainees when she came to pledis]
[everyone's a simp for minnie]
[her members included]
"Aha," he nodded his head slowly, still unsure of the female, "A girl in an all boys' class... interesting. I don't know how I should feel about that."
[i love how this was one of the things they were most critisised for at the beginning of their career]
[but it made them even more unique than they already were]
[and now they just make fun of everyone who ever said it was weird]
[BC LOOK AT THEM NOW🔥]
And became very stern unexpectedly, "Why are you late?!" 
Minnie flinched at the sudden change of attitude and tried holding in her laughter after closing the door behind her to take a seat at the closest seat in the last row, "I-I'm sorry, I'm-"
"No, you don't get to sit in the back! There's still a free spot right here," the teacher pointed to the first row, where an empty table stood, right in front of him.
"I'm pretty comfortable here-" Again, she got interrupted by him shaking his head,
"No, no, no," and motioned for her to come forward. She sighed, earning a warning glance from Mr Lee Soon-eung, shutting her up quickly, before sitting down in the middle seat in the first row. 
[he was using this role to his advantage in EVERY way possible hahah]
"You interrupted me calling attendance."
She bowed her head, "Oh, I'm sorry. Please," and extended her hands, "continue."
"You don't get to tell me what to do," the homeroom teacher shook his head, getting a chuckle from most of the boys in the room and making the girl find a camera to look into.
[pls tell me she beat him up after filming HAHAH]
He went on, calling out the names, "Lee Seokmin?", the student raised his hand and answered,
"Yes, Mr. Lee!"
"Ah," then he stopped, "There you are on the list. Number 10... Kim Minnie," his eyes found the girl's again.
"That's me," she raised her hand politely, a pretty smile on her lips.
"I know. That's what I just said," he continued.
"Right," Minnie whispered, nodding before mumbling to herself and the microphone attached to her, "He already hates me..."
[she was so done😭]
-
[THIS WAS GOLD]
[inse really gives us some of the best moments ever]
[before we had the pink venom moment during game caterer, we had this:]
"We have something very important to discuss, everyone." Hoshi's face took up the entirety of the camera's shot as he spoke in a low tone. 
The practice room was not yet occupied by every member, so the background noise was limited to a few people talking while the songs of their newest album 'Attacca' were playing. 
"There's a member. In this group." He let his fingers run through his hair, checking himself out in the viewfinder. "Who... we should interview today. And that member is right... there." As he turned around, he revealed Minnie's form, right next to Jun, as they were presumably caught up in a conversation that made both of them chuckle. 
[never could i have ever predicted what he was going to talk about]
With her back turned towards the performance unit's leader, the taller '96 Liner had to point behind her to make her look around.
"What?" She wondered as her eyes found Hoshi's already trained on her.
With a smug smile, he walked over to the girl, the camera following his every step. 
[THE SMILE OF A DEVIL]
[right there is were we see kwon 'younger brother' soonyoung energy]
"I just told them," he pointed at the lens filming them, "there's a member that we should interview today." The tiger threw his arm around her smaller frame. "Do you want to tell Carats something?"
[here we go]
"Me?" Unknowing about what he was talking about, Minnie glanced at him wide-eyed. "What should I want to tell them?"
"You know," Hoshi nodded, but the female member just continued to stare at him.
[oh no]
"But I don't," she simply told him.
After clearing his throat, he took a deep breath, looking back at the camera again. "Everyone... a few days ago, the new episode of Street Woman Fighter came out-"
"Ah, stop it!" With a swift move, Minnie got out of his hold, brushing his arm off her shoulders with a frown. Her voice echoed through the practice room.
[RUN MINNIE]
The '96 Liner gazed at her with a grin on his lips. "What?" He played innocent. "You don't even know what I wanted to say."
[OH PLS]
[you sneaky little bitch]
"Of course, I know!" She whined. "You guys have been teasing me about this all week!"
[OH NOOOOO]
[i can only imagine how bad it must've been for her oh god]
[i just wanna know who she watched it with]
[scoups? wonwoo and mingyu? PLS]
"That's not true," he tried to argue back.
Minnie scoffed, "Yes, it is."
"Anyways," he brushed it off. "Carats, in case you haven't seen it yet-"
With a shuff to his side, Hoshi was kicked out of view from the camera -the culprit being Minnie. "Of course, they've seen it by now. So, stop it."
[she's so whiny when she gets shy hahahah]
[cuuutiiieee]
"No, we should talk about it." The dancer stayed calm and put his focus back on the camera, but was interrupted by the girl's voice.
"Jun!" She called out with a pained chuckle. "Help me!" Her arms tightly wrapped around the '96 Liner's bicep, cuddling into the loose sleeves of his shirt.
[bestie pls help]
[come support]
"Don't drag me into this!" Jun tried to get out of her grip. The girl's surprised facial expression made him laugh.
[well done bestie]
"You said you liked the performance!" 
[OH]
[alright junie]
After the episode had aired, the members saw the choreography HolyBang had created for Jessi's new song 'Cold Blooded'. And let's just say... they didn't expect their female member to go ALL OUT.
"Ya!" the '96 Liner shouted out. "Don't say it like that, that makes it sound weird! I said you looked really confident and comfortable."
['confident and comfortable'🥹🥺]
[i'm gonna cry, he's so supportive]
"And I did," Minnie crossed her arms in front of her chest. Hoshi took a step closer to her. "I really liked our performance too."
[WE ALL LOVED IT TOO MINNIE]
[don't listen to those men]
"Then that's all that matters." 
[MIC DROP]
Was Jun's last comment before he disappeared, leaving, much to her dismay, the girl alone with their unit's leader again.
"Well," he started, "that's not really ALL that matters."
[hoshi pls😭]
"Yes, it is."
"Seungkwan-ah!" He directed his attention to the '98 Liner that had stopped in front of the mirror, now glancing towards the duo with wide eyes.
[oh no, he's getting the devil involved in this]
"Huh?"
The '96 Liner's arm was back around the shoulders of the girl.
"What did you think about Minnie in the last Street Woman Fighter episode? HolyBang's performance."
"Oh, you mean this?" Without a warning, Seungkwan bent over, putting his ass up in the air before doing circles by bending his knees. His butt on full view for the rest of the room.
[PLS]
[I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF]
[HE'S SO FUNNY FOR WHAT]
"Stoooop!" Minnie crouched over giggling while Hoshi was clapping along with the main vocalist's performance right in front of them, a big smile on his face.
"Why is Seungwan impersonating Minnie?" Vernon suddenly wondered as he walked up to the small group, only getting another round of laughter from each of the members.
[I CAN'T ANYMORE]
"Guys," with sniffles, as the girl had started tearing up from laughing, the female idol whined. "Why do you do this to me?"
[girl is literally crying 😭😂😭]
"Why are you showing your butt like this on TV?" Seungkwan confronted her with a strict voice.
[listen]
[he might be asking the real questions here]
[BUT DON'T KEEP HER FROM DOING IT]
[we need more adult girly minnie]
[like, YES GIRL, SHAKE THAT ASS]
[god gave you that for a reason yk]
"You're being mean!" She shouted back at him, getting him to mimic her mad facial expression. Minnie shook her head with a smile. "I just did what Hanee-unnie told me to do. And it looked good." She turned around. "I'm sure, Carats will agree," and winked at the camera.
[YES WE DO M'AM]
"Agree with what?" Dino appeared to her left, smiling innocently at the female member.
[keep his eyes covered pls save the maknae]
"That HolyBang's performance was good."
"The one from last week?" He wondered.
Minnie nodded. The maknae's smile dropped as he pressed his lips into a tight line. With slow steps, he started walking backwards. One step at a time. Slowly. His eyes never left Minnie, who had her mouth slightly agape.
[OH BOY WAS NOT IMPRESSED HAHAHAHA]
[the image of his noona just got RUINED]
"What's that supposed to mean?"
Before he could answer, the familiar loud voice of Seungkwan bounced off the walls as he stood in the middle of the room.
"Hey guys!" He called out as most of the members had gathered. "Who am I?" And once again, he repeated the dance move, putting his butt up extra high. 
[DUUUUUDE]
[they ain't letting it go. EVER]
The joined laughter from all of the members could be heard through the camera.
"Ah, Seungkwan-ah!" S.Coups had to stop his chuckle, his hand half covering his eyes. "We've seen enough of this. Don't remind us."
[big bro to the rescue]
"Yeah, once was enough," Wonwoo's deep chuckle was immediately recognizable.
[OH]
[WONWOO WAS NOT IMPRESSED EITHER?!]
[shook]
[i just got reminded that he's really possessive]
[nvm i take that 'shook' back]
[dude's too obvious]
Minnie just shook her head, the lens back on her. "Help me," she whispered. "Help. Me."
[GIRLY GET BEHIND ME]
"Minnie-ya!" Jeonghan suddenly called out. "You did well!"
[I'M GONNA CRY]
"Thank you!" The girl was quick to react, smiling brightly at the second oldest, who was resting on the bench they had put up against the wall. Joshua sent her a thumbs-up as well.
[THEY'RE SO CUTE]
Surprisingly, Minghao jumped into the camera's view, his arm embracing Minnie right away. "Yeah, don't listen to them." He reassured her before talking towards the camera. "We're all actually really proud of Minnie," the two '97 Liner nodded in chorus as the girl chuckled. 
[crying again]
[may we pls all be gifted with a minghao]
[how dare he be so cute and supportive]
"It was a bit of a surprise, but the performance was really good." 
[oh, the money i would pay to see all of the guys' reactions to the performance]
Another smile at her earned him a tight embrace, making him laugh as he tightened his embrace. 
[IF THEY EVER GET PULLED APART EVER AGAIN, I WILL RIOT]
[DO NOT SEPERATE MINNIE AND HAOHAO]
The moment was ruined once the camera caught the BooSeokSoon trio in the mirror, all repeating the iconic moves of HolyBang's performance to Cold Blooded. 
[ngl though]
[they kinda ate that up]
This was going to haunt her for quite a while.
[i'm so sorry minnie HAHA]
-
minnie as 'one of the boys'
[or in other words: the members forgetting that minnie is a girl and like half their size]
[tbh i don't even know if you could call it 'forgetting' or rather just ignoring that she's a girl]
[which, ngl, love it]
[like yes, sometimes you'd definitely need to consider it, like whenever they talk about showering together and what not bc let‘s leave that to the melons prison times😂]
[but like... with everything else]
[those dudes do NOT give a single fuck]
[they either treat her like a bro or like a princess, there's literally no in between, AND I AM HERE FOR IT]
[she really gets the best of both worlds?]
[she's been one of the dudes since day one, and we have content to prove it:]
Mingyu surprised the rest of the group when he suddenly showed up, carrying Minnie in his arms.
[a queen should never walk, and that's on period��🏼]
"What are you doing?" Woozi couldn't help but laugh as he eyed the two friends. The female trainee was tightly clinging onto the neck of her fellow '97 Liner.
[although, she does look like she ain't enjoying this even one bit]
"He's gonna drop me!" She whined out loud, re-securing her grip.
The boy shook his head, "No, I won't," before turning to the older member. "I wanted to see how long I could carry her for. She's really light, I think I could do this forever."
[did he just brag about his strength or compliment her body?]
[slay i guess]
Minnie rolled her eyes, "Yeah, alright... but I won't let you, so can you please put me down?"
[back then she wasn't taking advantage of it just yet]
[and then you watch in the soop and she's being carried around literally EVERYWHERE hahahah]
"Wait!" Aprubtly, Soonyoung rushed towards them, away from the conversation he was having with Chan. "I want to try to carry her too!"
[this seems like such a dude thing]
['i'm strong too, let me show you]
"Noo, why?" Ignoring her whine, Mingyu crouched down slightly as the older member had his arms already extended. They switched quickly, with Minnie having to loosen her grasp around the taller member's neck slowly, one hand leaving his skin first, only to switch onto Soonyoung's neck. As soon as her body was fully in the dancer's arms, he started bouncing her up and down, making her chuckle, but a frown was still evident on her face.
[annoying ass]
[KICK HIM MINNIE]
"No! Hyung, please!" Tightening her grip once again.
"Woah, she's really light!" 
[so you think i'm skinnyyyyy]
The '96 Liner commented, carrying her towards the middle of the room when the other members got closer to them.
Dokyeom got to her legs and started holding onto them. "Should we try throwing her up?" He suddenly asked.
[dude...]
[can they be any more bro-like?]
[like who even thinks of that?!]
[boys. that's who.]
A round of laughter and applause filled the room, "OOOH YES!", "Let's try it!" The whines of the girl were overheard by the boys as they gathered around her, each placing their hands on her back and legs.
[she was so helpless, oh god😭]
"Guys, no! Please, you're gonna drop me!" She shouted out, a nervous chuckle falling from her lips, not helping how scared she actually was.
[i would literally be screaming at the top of my lungs]
"We're not gonna drop you," Wonwoo tried to assure her, but it wasn't helping in the slightest.
[yeah alright, move over loverboy]
"Minnie," Vernon spoke up, "You have to let go of Soonyoung's neck."
"No!" She argued back while the older member was already moving his head around, trying to loosen her grip on him. Seungkwan got up behind him, his hands working on the girl's fingers that were intertwined.
[also: the staff? didn't care. not one bit.]
"Come on, Minnie, trust us," he chuckled as he pulled her hands apart.
"Ey, please, guys," she covered her face, still trying to get out of their hold. For some reason, even though she was scared to the bone, she couldn't help but chuckle.
[the nervous laugh is so real]
[like what else are you gonna do?]
Together, the guys lowered themselves slightly, bending their knees.o
"Alright, everyone!" Soonyoung called out. "On three!"
"No, stop!"
[panic]
"One! Two! Three!" As soon as the last number fell from his lips, the guys pushed their knees back up straight, extended their arms, and managed to throw the girl up into the air. Minnie's scream echoed through the room, still ringing in their ears once she fell back into their arms.
[it looks kinda fun]
[but jeez, i'd be pissing myself from fear]
"One more time! Higher!" It was Mingyu's turn. "One!"
"STOP!" The girl's exclamation was ignored - possibly because she was still laughing along with them.
"Two! Three!" And once again, the eleven members threw her up, only that this time, they underestimated their strength as the girl had to reach out with her hands, so her face wouldn't hit the ceiling.
[i actually would've died]
"OH!" A round of exclaims came from the boys as they were surprised by the sudden sound her hands made once they hit the hard material. 
[THEY LITERALLY THROUGH HER AGAINST THE CEILING]
Hastily, they tried to catch her again and lower her onto the floor. She caught them off-guard when she suddenly started to laugh.
"Oh my god, are you okay?" Vernon was the first to ask her, followed by Chan who got down on his knees.
"Noona, did you hurt yourself?"
"Are you okay?"
After taking a deep breath in, Minnie pushed away all the upper bodies that were now way too close to her face, for some reason still softly chuckling.
[how tf she can laugh in this moment, i don't know]
[i would be crying and running home]
"I told you guys to stop!" She was still trying to catch her breath, as she pushed herself up from the floor, Dokyeom trying to help her.
Seungkwan, Vernon, and Chan had taken a step back and watched her with wide eyes, fear written all across their faces.
Dokyeom lowered his head to meet her eyes as she fixed her hair. "Did you get hurt?"
"No," the girl shook her head. "I'm okay."
For a quick moment, the entire room fell quiet, only for Mingyu to break it again.
"Alright! Let's do it again!" Getting cheers from the others in return.
But the female trainee was already running away, her screams disappearing behind the door.
[BYE BYE]
-
"Jihoon has never had a girlfriend. Ever."
Vernon, Seungkwan, Jihoon, and Minnie were together cramped in the small room with muffled walls, that was right next to their practice room. The youngest one was talking to the camera.
[they're literally babies, I CAN'T]
"He doesn't even have friends that are girls."
[RUDE?!]
With furrowed brows, the girl turned to her right, glaring at the English-speaking member.
"And what am I then?" She wondered, making Vernon's head shoot in her direction.
[facts]
"Hm?"
"I'm friends with Jihoon," she explained, "And I'm a girl."
[you tell him girl]
"Oooh, yeah right," the young rapper nodded. "I keep forgetting that, I'm sorry."
[explain to me why i find this kinda edearing]
[she's so close with them and they're just enjoying their time together and do not give a shit about gender]
[#oneoftheboys]
His comment made the '96 Liner laugh and lean forward, giving the girl the perfect opportunity to grab the notebook from the table in front of her and whack Vernon across the head with it. The youngest groaned with a chuckle, his hand reaching for the back of his head.
[idk why but seeing minnie mad like that is so funny for no reason HAHAHA]
[she looks so cute, but then she just whips out a freaking notebook and hits you with it]
To his defence came Seungkwan, who snatched the notebook out of her grip, only to hit her with it as well. He added about twice the amount of strength, letting the sound of it hitting her skin ring through their ear.
She turned around, trying to regain the pieces of paper, but the younger member pulled back with a sheepish smile plastered on his face.
-
The girl's high-pitched giggles filled the room with joy as Chan joined her laughter while she ran around in circles, carrying him on her back.
[minnie is the best big sister ever and i will fight anyone who says otherwise]
[even in the melon prison, they were so happy🥺🥹]
"Noona, can you jump with me on your back?" The maknae wondered. 
[CHANIE]
[YOU LITTLE CUTIE]
Minhee didn't need to be asked twice as instead of answering him, she tried to do exactly that. Less of a jump and more of a gallop got another round of giggles from the trainees, making the girl continue doing the action.
After only a few seconds, the female member started breathing heavier than before as she slowed down.
"This is more exhausting than I thought," she commented as she lowered herself onto her knees, letting Chan get easily off her back. Minnie laid down on her stomach, her arms by her side as she enjoyed relaxing on the floor.
"Noona!" The youngest, still as excited as ever, threw himself onto her back, getting a groan from the older girl in return. "You're so much stronger than I expected." Making the girl chuckle.
[🥹]
[crying]
"Yeah, it surprised me too."
[minnie bulking up? let's gooo]
"Are we cuddling?" Seokmin's loud voice echoed through the room as he saw the two lying on the floor. 
[BABY]
[HE ASKED IF THEY WERE CUDDLING]
[STOP]
Without waiting for an answer, he copied the maknae and threw himself onto the two the same way. This time, a second groan came from the youngest.
[i mean, at this point, the ppor girl]
[come on guys]
Before any of them could rake themselves up again, the next trainee followed - Seungkwan.
Minhee moaned out in pain. "Guys, I'm still underneath all of you."
[hi, pls, help me]
Then came Mingyu, who let himself fall back onto the mass of his friends, his back hitting the '98 Liner's.
[this would've been my last straw]
Wonwoo decided to go next, slightly jumping up, so he could be at the very top.
[and there comes the next]
A chorus of moans filled the room.
"Guys," Seungcheol rushed over to the hill of people, ready to push them off. "Come on, guys, you're crushing Minhee." 
[thank you]
[THANK. YOU.]
[poor girl was about to see the light with all of that weight on her]
The younger members quickly reacted and got off again, one after the other, releasing the blockage of air the girl had experienced.
"You're all so much heavier than her," Joshua came towards them as he laughed at the antics of his fellow trainees. 
[aaaaand seventeen's gentleman back in the game]
He crouched down, his hand reaching out to help Minhee get up once she had rolled onto her back.
"Ugh," she groaned as she pulled herself up with the help of Jisoo's grip. "Thank you, Josh."
-
[what happens in the melona prison, stays in the melona prison]
[this too]
[although, i have to admit, i'm pretty convinced they would still do this]
Nine of the members had their arms tightly interlocked with each other as they lay on the floor in two separate rows. The six others were on their feet and trying to pull the other trainees apart. Somehow, Seungcheol had managed to tear away Wonwoo and Minhee from the rest of the chain as those two were clinging onto each other the tightest.
"Let go!" The oldest's shout was filled with laughter as he tucked on the '96 Liner's legs.
[can you imagine getting pulled away with cheol's strength]
[i'm convinced he could rip out an arm]
Mingyu saw his struggle and was quick to rush to his help, getting a hold of the girl's legs. With her starting to kick like a fanatic, it was hard for him to hold his grasp, sighing in relief once he got her loose pants's leg.
"Mingyu!" She called out. "You're taking off my pants!"
[smh]
"Then let go!" He argued back.
[WHAT KIND OF ANSWER EVEN IS THAT]
[mingyu, how about you try to use less strength on a girl that's two heads smaller than you]
Minhee started kicking her legs again, hoping the boy wouldn't accidentally expose her underwear and naked legs.
[i love how her number one defence mechanism, after throwing random shit, is kicking them]
[bc same]
"Cheol-hyung! He's gonna take off my clothes!" She shouted out for the oldest member, who looked up at the '97 Liners.
[and just when she thought big bro cheol would come to the rescue]
"Stop kicking, then we can pull you guys apart!" 
[he pulls this...] 
He surprised the female trainee with his answer, originally hoping for his support. She was caught off guard as she was still busy trying to keep her pants up when she suddenly felt an emptiness by her arm. Looking to her side, she found Wonwoo an arms-length away from her.
[and there goes her other half]
"No, hyung!" Minhee laughed as she tried to sit up and stand up completely, but instead, she felt another tug on her leg. Before she could react, the floor was already being swiffered with her body. Mingyu's evil laughter rang through her ears as Dokyeom joined in. His hands wrapped around right arm while the rapper still had his grip on her left leg. 
[they were EVIL]
[how tf is she supposed to defend herself against THAT]
Helping pleas and giggles from the only female trainee filled the room, but went ignored as the guys started adding to the laughter. The other members who were already separated decided to just sit on the floor and watch the '97 Liner group with big smiles on their faces.
[no helping hand in sight]
[love it]
-
[going from the melona prison, to even more public on camera]
[oh, you thought they'd stop once they became famous? hell no.]
The members were lined up in front of the pool, all ready for their sign-off towards the camera on the other side.
"Seventeen!" Jeonghan started them off, with the rest of the members following him. "TTT!"
Minnie was about to turn around and walk away when she suddenly felt two strong arms wrapping around her torso. Mingyu had her tight in his embrace as he turned her to the side, his mischievous giggle right next to her ear.
[here we go again]
[how she managed to survive stuff like this for 10+ years now, with no broken bones, i'll never understand]
"Let go of me!" She shouted, but Seungcheol had already grabbed her legs, lifting them up. The girl tried to kick him away from her, "NO!" 
But before she could do much, the two strongest members of the group had already started rocking her body back and forth by the side of the pool. 
[how is this fair ...]
[like bffr, at least give her a chance ...]
On three, they let go of her, letting Minnie disappear underneath the surface, her scream muffled by the water. All of the members stared at the pool with their mouths agape.
[bc they really had to THROW her]
[they couldn't have just pushed her in the pool, no they literally had to throw her up in the air, to make her entire body turn]
With a gasp, she came back up to grasp for air, her hands running over her face as she tried to free it from her hair.
"You idiots!" She cursed at them with a giggle, but the guys were already on the floor, clutching their stomachs, trying to control their laughter.
-
[THIS]
[i would've left]
[i'm telling you as it us]
[no contract renewal bc of this betrayal]
For a good five minutes, Seugnkwan, Minnie, and Mingyu were hurdled up in the stairwell of the warehouse. They had yet to open the doors and enter the corridor that would officially lead them into the horror house the Going Seventeen staff had set up. The rapper had already tried once but as soon as one of the killers crossed his eyes, he closed the door again right away.
"Ok," the '98 Liner took a deep breath. "Noona, you go first."
[what a gentleman]
Her head whipped in his direction. "What?! Why me?"
But the younger member just shrugged.
"Please, Minnie-ya," Mingyu practically begged her. With her mouth slightly agape, she glared at both of her members.
[DUDE, YOU'RE 6FT2, FUCKING ACT LIKE IT]
"Are you- you know what, alright." She brushed their fear off of her and opened the door, not able to see the little claps the two did in celebration of getting her to go in first.
[i can definitely tell that if she hadn't agreed to it, they would've just pushed her in through the door]
-
The three had just managed to run away from the first few killers they had encountered and were now stuck in a dark room. Mingyu had closed the door as they all rushed to the very end of the room, trying to get as far away as possible.
Minnie couldn't help but continue her giggle that had started once she was being chased.
[for now she's laughing🙃]
"Why are you laughing?" The rapper hissed at her in a whisper, clearly shaken up by the situation.
At his reaction, the girl crumbled over, her hands falling to her knees as she laughed out loud. Then she pointed at the youngest of them.
"Look at him," chuckling at the crying expression Seungkwan held. 
[OLDER SISTER BEHAVIOR]
[she's literally making fun of him while he's almost having a mental breakdown, what😂😭]
He was quick to switch to a neutral face, glaring at the girl before lifting his hand, and threatening her with a slap on the back of her head, making her slightly flinch.
[some members need to learn how to fight back just like seungkwan does]
[not looking at anyone in particular👀]
Before she could react back to him, the door unexpectedly opened, revealing one of the killers with the light-up mask, catching the three idols off-guard. Subconsciously, the two male members, grabbed the girl by her arms, trying to hide behind her much smaller frame.
"What?! I'm gonna-" the '98 Liner tried to toughen up. "You've been waiting for a long time, right?" 
[don't even try seungkwan💀]
[don't even]
Minnie tried to free herself of their grip on her shoulders but was unable to do so. Once the killer started to get closer, the three moved together in synch, further away from him, along the wall, towards the opposite corner of the room.
[they were CLUTCHING onto her for dea life, jesus, let a girl breathe]
One quick look towards the door showed them the next killer that had shown up, the killer clown.
"Oh, what?!" Mingyu cried out, clutching tighter onto the girl's arms. She continued to brush his hands off her. 
[not impressed]
Seungkwan's scared whines echoed through the room and hallways, only adding to the thrill of the situation they were put in. The masked killer was to their left, slowly getting closer, while the clown decided to stay by the door.
As if the guys had made a pact, with one push to the left, Seungkwan and Mingyu threw the girl right into the killer's chest, leaving everyone not involved in their action in shock. The two rushed out of the room, leaving the girl alone.
[I'M SO DONE]
[THEY CANNOT BE FFR]
[DID THEY REALLY JUST THROW HER LIKE THAT?! yes they did]
"Are you kidding me?!" She shouted out as the man made sure she stood up straight, his arms that had caught her now back relaxed by his body. "They really just did that...," she shook her head in disbelief, mumbling under her breath. A comforting pat on the shoulder made her look up. 
[they were so sweet 😭😭]
[scary horror killers that have a soft spot for minnie]
[don't we all]
The actor of the killer was looking at her while his free hand pointed at the door. The clown had copied his motion, showing her the way out.
"Are you letting me go?" She wondered, her fingers running through her hair to straighten it out.
She got a nod in return.
"Because those idiots left me here to die?"
Another nod.
"Thank you," Minnie sent them a tight smile.
[SO SWEET]
After a quick exchange of looks with each of the killers, Minnie sprinted out of the room, the actors waiting a few seconds before rushing after her.
[and back to killing]
[btw still mad they all made it out, minnie should've left them there]
-
[i just have one thing to say: i want to go on vacation with them]
[i am BEGGING]
Woozi, Dokyeom, Joshua, Dino, Wonwoo, and Hoshi were still focused on their water game, passing the ball around in the circle they had formed. Vernon had gotten out of the pool, leaving Minnie alone on one of the floaties. 
[they were so unbothered in this scene, i love them for that]
The floating pineapple pool mattress gave her the perfect opportunity to rest on her back and close her eyes, just listening to her other members playing their game.
[how she can be so quiet and unbothered while they are literally shouting and being as loud as possible is still a mystery to me]
[it's like her superpower almost]
Her fellow '97 Liner noticed her still form, not having moved for at least fifteen minutes. The game came to a halt as he ushered the guys into a smaller circle, exchanging whispers and chuckles between them. 
[this isn't gonna end well]
Shortly after, the maknae made his way over to the girl as carefully and slowly as possible. The sudden quietness made the girl slightly suspicious, opening her eyes to see what was going on. 
[oh oh]
She noticed the movement. She pushed herself up, and her eyes fell on the youngest of the group.
[got ya bitch]
"What are you doing?" But she got no verbal answer other than a sinister giggle.
The members were already waiting in position, all on one half on the floatie when Hoshi started counting to three with his fingers. 
[bye minnie]
The girl caught on to their prank. “Wait! Wait, guys!" As quickly as she tried to move away, Minnie was still too slow.
Once he held up three fingers in the air, the guys put their hands underneath the mattress and lifted it easily, throwing her into the water, her scream getting muffled underneath the surface.
[...]
[girl just wanted to relax]
[and this is what she gets]
[no quiet day for seventeen ever]
With proud claps and hollers, the guys cheered on themselves as the girl got back up, her hands immediately pushing her hair out of her face.
[how proud they are of themselves 😭]
"What the hell was that for, you idiots!" She laughed out loud. Before any of them said something back, Hoshi started splashing her frantically with water, making her turn around and hide her face. The rest of them quickly joined in, all attacking her with splashes.
[AND THEN THIS]
"GUYS!" She continuously shouted, all covered by laughter from each member inside the pool.
[LET HER BREATH, jesus]
When they finally stopped, she turned back around towards them, glancing at each of them with a small smile on her face.
"I hate you all." Getting a chuckle from each of them. 
[yeah yeah]
[you love them, we know it]
They were about to get back to their game when Minnie suddenly attacked Dokyeom by jumping on his back, catching him off-guard and slightly stumbling back. In return, he let himself fall backwards, taking her down with him, both laughing all the way.
Once they got back up, they were separated again, and as if both had agreed on the next move, together they started attacking the person next to them with water - the victim being Woozi.
With no warning, Minnie was suddenly lifted up by Hoshi, who just threw her back into the water. She was quick to come back up to the surface to start splashing him right away. The '96 Liner got support from the youngest, joining in to attack the female member. She, in return, got help from Wonwoo, who had joined her side and started helping her. 
[this was all just so chaotic]
[i love them all]
-
The next emotion for their SVTSIDE OUT episode was anger and Seungcheol started it all when he suddenly shouted out loud, his deep growl too close to Minnie's ear. In return, the girl pushed him harshly away from her.
"What is wrong with you?! Don't scream like that!"
[only minnie is brave enough to do this to cheol]
Instead of a verbal answer, S.Coups grabbed her arm and threw her onto the soft part of the trampoline they were standing on. 
[A FULL SLAM]
[LIKE DUDE]
[come on bro]
[don't do this to her]
[i was so shocked hahahah]
With a heavy huff, she landed on the ground, but before she could get up, the '95 Liner had already started jumping around, making her body bounce off of the stretchy fabric. The members came to his help, using the strength of their knees as they made the female member unable to stand up.
[no mercy]
"Stay down!" Dokyeom shouted at her, to which she couldn't help but giggle when she screamed back at him.
[none at all]
"What the hell is wrong with you?!"
Somehow, Minnie managed to get onto her wobbly legs, only for Joshua to throw his arm around her shoulder and pull her down with him. While he chuckled, the girl groaned, squirming around as she tried to get away from him
"Get off me, you wannabe wrestler!"
[WANNABE WRESTLER 💀]
-
her actions speak for themselves 
[you better bet i'm putting in another scene from street woman fighter]
The nine women of HolyBang had gathered in their green room, waiting for further instructions as they got comfortable on the sofa and chairs. Some of them had already turned to their phones, while others had started talking to each other.
"Who do you guys think are gonna be the strongest rivals?" Belle suddenly asked the rest of the members.
Hertz shrugged, her eyes glued to the screen in her hands. "I don't really care, we're strong anyway, we shouldn't worry too much about that."
[PERIOD GIRL]
[i love how confident they were]
[gotta teach me their way, please]
"Oh," Minnie chuckled nervously, "I was ready to say YGX, but that's gonna sound really insecure now."
[GIRLY😭]
"Yeah, don't say it, please," the older woman chuckled. "Let's stay confident."
[facts]
A sudden laugh surprised the women. Honey J was hunched over on her chair.
"What?" Taro wondered, chuckling at her leader.
The older women pointed at the youngest of them all. "I just love how Minnie is sitting like the most confident dude, but wanted to talk about being scared of the other groups."
[well, who do you think she got that from]
And she wasn't wrong. Minnie had her knees wide apart, her back half on the seating cushions on the sofa while only her head and shoulders leaned against the backrest.
[SHE DOES]
"Oh," she chuckled, "Sorry," and pushed herself up immediately, straightening her back.
"No, no, no," the older woman reached out to her. "You should look relaxed. It makes you seem more confident, that's good."
[and that's why she's perfect]
[WE LOVE YOU HONEY J]
"Fake it 'till you make it," Belle nudged Minnie's shoulder as she repeated a phrase she had recently learned from the younger girl, getting a giggle out of her.
-
[yes, another game caterer moment]
[i loved these episodes just too much alright]
[can you blame me?!]
The members had just changed into the basketball jerseys the staff had provided for them and were making their way onto the field. The weather was slightly cooler than expected, so Minnie had put on a long-sleeved shirt underneath. Each jersey seemed to have come in the same size as her white one was almost reaching her knees.
The guys had started throwing the ball around randomly, each of them trying to get it into the net. 
"Minnie-shi?" Na-PD called out for her, making the girl turn around towards the cameras. "Didn't they give you pants? Do you want some sweatpants?" He kindly wondered, two staff members behind him already standing up.
[okay but can we talk about how sweet he is?!]
[i mean, the entire staff seems amazing]
[but i love this man so much]
Without thinking twice, the girl suddenly pulled up her jersey, revealing the black biker shorts she had put on. 
[WITH NO WARNING]
The action surprised the staff members as they gasped and quickly turned their heads, as they had thought she was still without any piece of clothing on her legs.
"Minnie-shi!" 
[their life literally just flashed right in front of their eyes]
[jesus christ minnie HAHAHAH]
[💀💀]
This time, the members' attention was also turned towards the staff, their eyes though on the girl who chuckled,
"What?"
"We thought you weren't wearing anything underneath," another female staff member explained, joining in laughing at the moment they had shared.
"Oh my god, I'm sorry!" She giggled, scrunching over as laughter took over her body.
[don't scare them like that girl]
"What?" The leader suddenly came forward, switching gazes between the staff and the girl. "What's going on?" 
[protective bro is back]
Still confused when Minnie leaned on him for support, the laughter coming from her and the people behind the camera still filling his ear. 
"What happened?" Now it was Hoshi's time to ask.
[protective bro #2]
"I-" the female member tried to explain through her giggles. "They- They thought I wasn't wearing anything under the shirt, so I showed them." She repeated the action, catching some of the members off-guard as well as S.Coups, who was quick to reach out, pulling her jersey back down again.
[HE REACTED SO QUICKLY]
[like, how many times has this happened before that he just reacts within AN INSTANT]
"No! I'm wearing the biker shorts." Minnie pulled the jersey up, revealing her choice of pants. "But they weren't expecting it."
A slap on her shoulder made her turn to the side. Vernon's bright smile was shining at her, his uncontrollable laughter only making hers start again too.
[supportive younger bro that finds everything you do hilarious]
[love him]
"Oh," Seungcheol chuckled as he shook his head. "Don't do it like that," he scolded her, gently nudging her shoulder as she was still laughing with the '98 Liner.
[pls scold me like that coups]
-
[everything about this game was so chaotic]
The game was at full speed, with Mingyu, Dokyeom and Joshua from the white team on the field, while Minnie, Jun, Dino, and S.Coups were sat on the bleachers.
DK tried to pass the ball to his fellow '97 Liner, but Wonwoo, who only shortly before got switched in, blocked Mingyu and the ball fell outside of the field's line.
"Wow," the girl commented with a nod, the '96 Liner clearly better than expected.
The deep voice from the PD behind her made her jump. "Minnie just said 'wow'!" Letting the rest of the crew and idol group know. Her head shot back to the older man.
[snitch]
"Wait, what?! 'Wow'?! Because of 'wow'?!"
[fr hahah]
"Minnie-ya!" The leader to her left punched her shoulder, making her wince slightly.
[a punch from coups really must leave a bruise]
[dude is STRONG]
The maknae next to her put his hand on her upper arm. "Noona," he spoke softly, to which the girl turned back around, her eyes immediately on him. "It's 'woah'. 'Wow' really is English." He explained with a tight smile, but Minnie could only groan out loud.
[PLS HE'S ADORABLE]
['noona' will forever be my favourite word from him🥺]
"YA!" From the field came Mingyu's deep voice. "Minnie-ya, get over here!" His right hand had a tight grip on the basketball.
[RUN GIRL]
[RUN]
The girl stood up with her arms crossed. 
[she was SO ready to fight ...]
[the confidence she built up over the years to be ready to fight a 6ft2 man should be studied bc this is insane]
Before she could say anything, a strong arm wrapped around her shoulders and pulled her down. Seungcheol held her in a tight lock.
[and here we go]
[you're supposed to be the protective bro, wtf is this coups]
"Let go of me!" She shouted out, holding onto his arm, trying to open it, so she could escape.
[big bro taking advantage of his strength, smh]
"Do you promise not to speak English anymore?" He asked her, laughing at her trying to fight his strength.
[😭]
[he's literally enjoying this 🥲]
"I didn't even know 'wow' wasn't Korean! How the hell am I supposed to know that?!"
She was freed very suddenly, her hair all over the place as she took a deep breath before falling back to the bleachers with a huff.
[you got this minnie]
[i believe in you]
The leader nudged her shoulder. "No, stand up and go in. Dokyeom's gonna go out."
With that, she pushed herself off the benches and switched positions with DK but before the game started, Mingyu walked up to her, the basketball still in his possession. Thanks to her back being turned towards him, she couldn't see his form coming closer. Once he was right behind her, he held the ball up, letting it drop onto her head from a short distance, just to tap it, not to actually hurt her.
[pls kick him]
The girl flinched with a surprised expression and turned around, finding the mischievous grin of her fellow '97 Liner.
"You deserved that."
-
As Minnie decided to stay out of the game, she was sitting next to Woozi on one of the stools provided by the Game Caterer staff. Seungcheol had joined them after losing his challenge and having to eat four pieces of lemon. Now it was Jeonghan's turn to sit down next to them, a cup filled with his own amount of lemon pieces in his hands.
The singer took one of the slices and bit into it, an instant groan tumbling from his lips.
Minnie turned her head. "Give me some," the girl held out her hand. "I can help you eat them."
"Isn't that cheating?" He wondered, making the girl chuckle.
[COMING FROM YOU?!]
"Since when do you care about that?" To which he nodded, taking one lemon piece out of the cup and handed it over to her.
[fr hahahah]
With ease, the female idol bit into it, sucking the juice out first, before ripping the lemon's flesh from the peel, jewing on it as she put the rest of it back into the paper cup.
With shock written across his face, Jeonghan gazed at her. "You don't think it's sour?"
Minnie shrugged. "I don't mind it. I really like it."
[hell yeah]
"What do you like?" Seungcheol's head popped up as he leaned back to glance past Woozi's frame to look at the girl.
"Sour lemon. Do you want me to help you with yours too?"
"You want to eat my lemons?" He wondered, slightly surprised by her request.
The '97 Liner nodded and reached out, holding out her empty palm to the leader, who placed one piece on it.
"Give me two," she stated, to which she got another slice. With a grin, she sat back straight and enjoyed chewing on the citrus fruit.
Seungcheol sighed. "Woah, I didn't know you became that much of a cheater."
[well]
[who do you think taught her that 🫣]
With a proud grin, Jeonghan patted her knee, leaning forward a slight bit to get a look at the leader. "I taught her well," he commented before his hand ran over her long hair.
[HE'S SO PROUD OF THAT]
[jeonghan is just so happy he got another member on his cheat agenda hahah]
-
but at the end of the day, they love and care for her
[as much as i love them for their sibling energy]
[and them making fun of minnie]
[and teasing the shit out of her]
[I AM SO SOFT FOR THEIR CUTE MOMENTS]
[like look at this]
"Noona!" Seungkwan's voice made the girl turn around from the conversation she was having with Jun about the Harry Potter Lego set he had just won. The game the Na-PD and the rest of the Game Caterer producers had prepared was over and everyone was free to take the presents that didn't get picked in the first place.
Minnie walked up to the younger member who had called out for her.
"What is it?"
His hand reached out, holding a few of the pebble snacks he had taken for himself. "Eat this."
The female member shook her head. "No, thank you-"
"You haven't eaten much today yet, take this." He grabbed her hand and put each snack piece into her palm.
[when i tell you i teared up?!]
"Seungkwan-ah, only a few."
"No, take all of them." He answered back, brushing off her comment. 
[he wasn't having it]
[TAKE IT AND EAT IT]
With full hands, she turned back around and stopped by Jun again as she put one pebble into her mouth.
"Do you want some?" She asked the taller member.
For a second, he looked down at her hands before shaking his head. "No, you should eat them. Thank you, though." Giving her back a comforting pat.
[🥹]
-
The members were standing in the 'living room' of their dorm, looking up and speaking into the camera that was being held up by Joshua. 
Once Hoshi and Dokyeom finished their sign-off, they disappeared into another room, making room for Jeonghan, who had been hiding behind Joshua. He was just about to say something as his mouth opened, but the sudden appearance of the female trainee from around the corner made his eyes light up.
"Oh, Minnie-ya, come here for a second!" The older of the two called out for the girl. With a smile on her face, she crossed the floor and walked up to the '95 Liners as they broke apart, leaving a space in between them for her. 
[BABIES]
[they look so young, oh my god]
Jeonghan raised one of his arms to welcome her, making her look straight into the camera.
"Today is a very special day for Minnie-ya. Do you want to tell them why?" He asked her, making a shy grin appear on her lips.
[he literally looks like a proud mom]
[🥺😭]
[somebody get me tissues pls]
She turned her head to look at him.
"Do you mean the test?" She softly wondered, getting an encouraging nod from the member in return.
"Oh, well," her lips curled up even more. "Today I had to take a Korean language test, and I passed."
"Don't just say you passed!" Jeonghan whined at the younger girl. "Because you passed extremely well." He turned to the camera, "She got all the points, guys."
[SUPPORTIVE AF]
Minnie nodded, her hands clutching onto each other. "Yeah... I'm now officially a B2 Korean speaker."
[slayyy]
"Is that the highest ranking?" Joshua wondered, turning his head towards her.
"No, it's like levels. B2 means I can speak it well enough to hold up more complicated conversations, but I still don't know specific words and... terminology. That would be C1. And then C2 is that you speak it like it's your first language," she explained.
[our smart girly👑]
Jeonghan nodded, "But you've been here for four years already, so you'll be at C1 very soon. And then C2," he patted her head, getting a smile from her in return before she waved into the camera and disappeared again.
[pls i need somebody to be this supportive of me too]
"She's really smart with languages. I don't think even I would be at a C1 or B2 level now," Joshua admitted. The older '95 Liner couldn't help but chuckle.
"Learning new languages seems really easy for her. But she also worked very hard and studied a lot for this test."
[yes pls praise her even more guys]
"That's true," the Korean-American agreed, smiling into the camera. "Everyone, please congratulate Minnie."
[!!!]
-
The team had just scored another point at the foot volleyball match they were playing. The big white walls were shining brightly in the background of the studio they had rented for the Going Seventeen episode. After celebrating the added point, Minghao passed the ball to the opposite team.
"No, no, it's ours," Jeonghan told him, but it had already gone over the net.
With his foot, Mingyu hit the ball to land in the other team's half, but he underestimated the strength he had put into the pass. The ball flew over the net, right to where Minnie was looking down at her pants, straightening out the creases, not realising the ball was getting dangerously close to her head.
Dino was quick to react as he rushed to stop in front of her, smacking the ball away from her before it could hit her face. The girl flinched up, her wide eyes glancing around the room. 
The members wooed their maknae as he ran a hand through his hair, proud of the scene he had created. 
[PLS]
[DINO]
[the confident boost omg]
Their claps bounced off the walls before they got interrupted by Seungcheol's voice.
"Ya! Mingyu-ya, be careful," scolding the younger member.
[exactly]
[go cheol go defend her!]
Minnie glanced at her fellow '97 Liner. "That was you?"
He quickly bowed after nodding. "My bad."
[cutie]
With a smug smile, Dino let his jacket fall from his shoulder, looking at the girl, who started giggling at his antics.
She patted his shoulder, "Alright, you got your Drama moment." 
[KDRAMA MOMENT HAHAHAHA YES]
[i need to be friends with her, pls god]
To which maknae started laughing out loud, his arms wrapping around the female member.
-
With the cameras placed around the dorm, the viewers of The Manager were able to see each room the Seventeen members lived in.
Minnie was standing in front of the mirror in the living room, holding up different bottoms in front of her legs. She had two pairs of pants and a skirt in her hold. 
"How does the skirt look with this top?" She turned to Wonwoo who was sitting on his makeshift bed in the corner, and Seungcheol who had found a place on the floor.
[i love how the members probably could not care less about this but she still wanted their opinion]
The '96 Liner lifted his head up from looking at his phone screen.
"It's really short. I'm not sure you should wear that."
[protective mode activated]
Before Minnie could say anything, their leader took the word. "You shouldn't." 
[HIS VOICE]
[deep ass voice cheol is my biggest weakness]
He got a roll of her eyes in return, making him sigh as he pushed himself up. "It's also way too cold for that. You're gonna get sick."
[minnie is so much stronger than me bc i would obey to his every word]
[but girl was NOT having it]
"I asked you how it looks, not what I should and should not wear. I can decide that for myself," the girl snapped at the older members, mostly directing her comment at the '95 Liner as he stopped in his tracks right next to her.
[OH OKAY]
[and that's on period]
[biggest slay]
[but talking back to scoups 🫣]
[that's pure bravery]
"I'm only telling you my opinion," he stated, his voice still laced with tiredness as he had just woken up. "Do you think I would give you advice like that if it wasn't meant well for you?" 
[STOP CHEOL]
[YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY]
His question made the girl shut her mouth. Without another word, she turned around and walked back into her room. She came back out wearing a pair of black pants.
[the power 'coups holds is absolutely insane]
-
After Youngji took another big sip of her glass, she let it hit the table again. A big sigh fell from her lips.
"But for real," she started, "I really like all of your members. I was nervous when I first met them, but they really are... something else."
[she's such a fangirl, i love it]
Minnie nodded, her mouth still full from the rice cake she was eating.
"I know. I always say that... I really do think that all of them are gentlemen. Because," she cleared her throat. "When we debuted, Joshua was known as 'the gentleman of seventeen' but in reality, all of them are really really nice. And like gentlemen."
[i will cry]
[like rn]
[the fact that she even says it]
[this means so much to me]
[they love each other so much]
"Even when they punch you?" Youngji laughed along with her question as she remembered one of the stories Minnie had told her.
[YOUNGJI HAHAH]
The '97 Liner joined her. "Even then! Mingyu even threw me into a wall once when we were trainees, but that's just what you're like with people you're comfortable with and like." 
[?!]
[their stories will forever haunt me]
[like what do you mean he threw you into a wall and you just go 'alright' ...]
She ended her statement with a shrug.
The younger rapper chuckled as she choked on her drink. "Or that's what they tell you, so you'll believe that."
[💀 FACTS]
"NO!" Minnie shouted out, hitting the other girl's shoulder as they laughed in chorus.
"No, no, but seriously, they are very very kind," Youngji stated after they both had calmed down.
[we stan the right group]
The female idol nodded. "That's right. I honestly- I don't even remember the last time I paid for... like food or something. When I was with them."
"What?"
[exactly]
[what?]
[excuse me?]
"Every time we're out together, one of the members pays for me," Minnie explained, her back resting against the wall.
[she's saying this as if it's the most normal thing ever?!]
"Are you serious?" Youngji was clearly taken aback by the words of the woman in front of her, glancing towards the producers and back at Minnie.
[i love how shook she is hahaha]
But she just nodded with a smile on her face. "Yeah... I mean," she turned towards the cameras, "Don't get me wrong, I can very well pay for myself and I really try," before looking at the '02 Liner again. "But they don't let me. Every time I go to pay, one of the members says 'I already covered it'."
[a girl that can pay for her own stuff but gets treated like the princess that she is]
[hell fucking yes]
[THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE]
[i just want to know which member does this the most]
[my guess is cheol, mingyu or hao]
[maybe joshua or wonwoo too]
[or jun would do that too]
[woozi definitely too with his black card]
[and dk would for sure treat his fellow '97 Liner as well]
[but seungkwan and dino would want to treat their favourite noona too]
[and vernon won't let his bestie pay either]
[alright, so i guess just all of them]
"Woah!" The female rapper looked at the table with an open mouth, still taking in what the idol was telling her. "See! See what I mean?!" Making everyone in the room errupt in laughter. "I want to have members like that! I want members to take care of me like that!"
[YOUNGJI'S SO REAL FOR THAT]
[good luck to minnie’s future partner]
[her standards must be 📈📈📈📈]
[AS THEY SHOULD BE]
"I will share my members with you, okay?" Minnie proposed to her.
Youngji's eyes lit up. "Would you really?"
With a sheepish smile, the '97 Liner grinned at her. She shook her head, "No, I wouldn't." Getting a groan in return. 
[HAHAHAH]
[possessive minnie for the win]
[but let's be real]
[i wouldn't ever share them either]
"They're my members!" She then turned towards the camera again. "I love you, guys!" Raising her arms up, with her fingertips touching the top of her head, she formed a heart.
[conclusion: seventeen is the cutest group ever]
[thank you very much]
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minniexmembers moments
poly!mimiwon moments
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weezyjames · 1 month ago
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PUNCH OUT HCSSSSSS (and some madeleine stuff!)
awwww yeahhh babyyyyyyy
i love punch out. i don’t really have interesting headcanons for most of them, but i’ll come up with them in the future i’m sure. for now, here’s glass joe, von kaiser, and aran ryan!! madeleine is closest with those three!!
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JE SUIS GLASSSSSS JOOEEEEE HAHAAAAAAAA!!!
Glass Joe!
first, he’s my FAVORITE PUNCH OUT CHARACTER!
he’s just a sweetie. honesyly.
okay headcanons
the name i use for him is joeseph, and i know a lot of you guys call him that too hehe, i don’t have a las name cuz i didn’t think of one HAHAHAH
he’s so gay. he’s been shown to have at least SOME attraction to women but like. you can’t deny that he’s kinda fruity
speaking of orientation, in my punchoutverse, he’s shipped with kaiser and aran. or more like. they’re fighting for his love!
i think he has a very clean house, and a very PRETTY one at that
he values aesthetics, that’s why he dresses so well. just look at his cutscene isn’t that just the most cutest little outfit
madeleine gets him to model her designs 😁😁😁☺️☺️☺️
speaking of madeleine. they’re besties!!! it started with madeleine coming up to him after a match, and then just never leaving him alone after that HAHAHAHAH
they queen OUTTTT. joes never been a gossiper, but madeleine sure is. she’s not a good influence
“girlll can you believe king hippos shorts fell down during the match…”
“madeleine, it happens ALL THE TIME.”
“oh! .. trashy :/“
BAHAHAHAH IM SORRY KING HIPPO I LOVE YOU
anyways!
i think joes personality outside of the ring is actually like, quite interesting, and he’s quite lively. you’d think that he’d just be kind of shy and quiet because of how “weak” he seems to be, but i think he’s actually a lot of fun to be around
watch his cutscenes in between rounds, especially in his title defense mode. he’s just silly! even when he almost trips, he just giggles. i think he’s one of the most confident men in the game. fight me
i don’t think he’s like, flamboyant, though. he’s just the right amount of playful and expressive, and then he’s just chill
but like yes, i think he’s just very expressive! he gets excited when talking about things he likes and he’s just sooo cute and happy
he likes baking, fashion, and literature!
i think he enjoys a little cup of coffee and a book, thank you very much
i think he was a bit coddled growing up, and was an only child
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ahhh yes. the big brother of all time
Von Kaiser!
i think about this guy so much.
my name for him is viktor von kaiser
in my punchoutverse, he served in the military from when he was 18-25
then madeleine was born, and he came home to visit
but during his visit, their parents had a bad accident, and unfortunately didn’t make it
he was always close with them, especially his mom, so he was so upset
he was the only known living relative madeleine had at the time, so he decided to stay behind and look after her
thats why they’re so close :))
he’s the best big brother in the world!
when he started teaching boxing, madeleine was his first student
so sweet i’m 😭😭😭
they still live together, but viktor is often away for his matches
.. and he loses most of them
look, he’s getting older!
don’t worry.. he’ll come back stronger than ever!!
he used to be really good in his prime, but now time has affected his skills
he practices, in fact, he has a strict routine that he follows
but i think he just needs to take a break, maybe he’s burning out
anyways!!!
he’s very good at remembering dates.
“madeleine. i got you a cake.”
“oh!! thank you vik but um. why?”
“it is the 10th anniversary of the first boxing match you won.” ( like. children’s boxing. or something. )
HES JUST SWEET OKAY.
he might seem rude and intense, but if you’re special to him, you’ll know it. he’s very thoughtful
not to say that he isn’t rude or intense… he can be a bit of a stick in the mud, and is kind of rude about it too
but that’s what makes von kaiser, von kaiser 🫶🫶🫶
he knows how to have a good time when it comes to it
he’s like a dad
ummmmm hes gay for glass joe!!!!
i think they’ve always been best friends, but viks always had a little crush on him too
he’d take joe out to nice restaurants and classy events
he’s kind of old fashioned, but it’s kinda sweet too
i just love him 😭😭😭
gulp… the next boxer is…
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YA PROBABLY GOT CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Aran Ryan!
god i. i. i. i hate him.
JUST KIDDINGGGG love you aran
um, i think he smells nasty as shit! that’s one
sure he showers but does he REALLY…
god what a stinky little FREAK OMG!!!
his name is. aran ryan. hats just his name HAHHAHAA
ummm he’s very close with his family, i think he has a bunch of siblings
thas probably why he’s real close with madeleine, she’s like his own little sister
mads thinks he’s gross but in a big brother way
they still hang out a bunch and are also besties!
mads just wants to hose him down tbh. stinky little FREAK
but uhh yes he’s gay for glass joe (who isn’t tbh)
pfft he tags along to the events viktor takes joe to. aran you asshole
he’s genuinely kind of a dick. but he knows when to be serious
i hope..
he’s got fucked up hands. that’s what he gets for fighting with HORSESHOES
jesus
i love him so much
BAABHAHA
anyways..
THATS IT DOR MY HWADCANONS GUYS!!! omg!!!! ty for the attention on my mads posts, she’s my girl and i love her. i might post more boxers but for now you guys can have this heheehe
my hcs are kind of booty but BLEEHHH ENJOY!!
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jellyfishtoenail · 1 month ago
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Dumb Tankmen headcannons
Captain (John)
Panromantic and asexual. Like, yes he makes c0ck jokes but the second you actually whip yours out he's disgusted
S3x neutral, thinks it's funny just doesn't wanna be a part of it
Is short hahahahah (is actually average height: 5"8')
Was a COD kid. Thankfully, only the c0ck jokes stayed
Has Adhd and is a little socially unaware (ex. making C0CK JOKES in front of his colleagues)
Drinks p!ss (ex. spooky month and Ted saying his beer tastes like pee). Why? No clue. He's just weird like that.
The thing about getting a st!ffy wasn't a joke at all, he actually just gets one when the enemy is nearby. Like a spidey sense. "My divk senses are tingling"
Steve
Greysexual and Greyromantic
John is literally the only person he's ever been attracted to in his 30 years of life
He does like John s3xually but doesn't do anything about it because he loves him, with s3x or without
Still calls John "Captain" on the battlefield, but when alone, he'll just call him John
Literally everyone knows him and John are gay but he still tries to keep it a secret. And fails when John gets too fruity for the 29383th time
EXTREMELY competitive. Like, if you lose, you'll never hear the end of it. If you win, he won't talk to you for days. Although he has been working on calming down a little.
Has anger issues but has been working through them too. (I mean you kinda have to if you're gonna date John tbh-)
Ted
Is nicknamed teddy bear by everyone and he HATES it
It came from after being shot in the d!vk by enemy tankmen he used a teddy bear to stop the bleeding from his down there. Someone thought he was doing it to the teddy bear and spread that rumour, causing the nickname
45 (cringe)
Asexual Aromantic
Also was a huge COD kid. Unfortunately, the COD brainrot stayed 😔
Tankwoman
Someone save her why is everyone so weird to her-
Probably the smartest out of all of them
Idk i don't have much to say. Just wish she got more screentime and the guys (cough, cough TED) were less creepy to her
Bill
The guy everyone is SURE is gay but is somehow straight
Like that one teacher we KNEW was gay until he started talking about his wife and kids
Acoustic (welcome to the club, bill)
Rip bozo
Skittles
18-19
The one shooting everyone in the dingaling
Has daddy issues (real)
Tim
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Has a huge crush on commander (captain of enemy tankmen)
Objectum. Cuz why not
Definitely a little neurodivergent just nobody knows which one he has
Was a minecraft and undertale kid (me too, buddy, me too.)
Literally just follows Commander everywhere like a dumb puppy
Commander
Honestly just trying to do his job and defeat the tankmen (an asshole, but a focused asshole)
Is okay with tim following his as long as he does his job and doesn't get too close
Homophobic/j
Called tim a dumb puppy once and has regretted it ever since
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theleetoalerandalertoalee · 5 months ago
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another request for an anon<333
ler! Childe
lee! Zhongli
I LOVE THESE TWO SOMEONE HOLD ME BACK
🚨this is a tickle fic🚨
“Childe, how can you wear that?”
“Hm?”
“Your uniform is so…loose.”
“Your clothes are way too tight-looking.”
“Your stomach is showing.”
“And?”
“Is it not uncomfortable?”
“No, quite the opposite. I like feeling the wind on my waist.”
Zhongli shivers, “I could never do that.”
“Oh, no? Why not?”
“Well, ever since I stepped down from being an archon. I’ve been acclimating myself to the life of mortals. And…hmm…”
“…I was listening.”
“No, I’m aware, I’m just- trying to describe it.”
In Zhongli’s chambers, Childe was wandering around and he found that Zhongli just wears the same outfit each day. He has exact copies of it in his wardrobe. Childe couldn’t fathom this- it has to be comfortable, or else he wouldn’t bother.
Zhongli found his words, “I took off my coat and rolled up my shirt once because it was hot in the funeral parlor and Hu Tao poked my exposed side. It made me jump. Why is that?”
Childe’s eyes widened, “oh?”
“Why do you look surprised? Is this not a normal reaction to that sort of stimuli?”
“Aha- no, no it’s not,” Childe lied.
“Should I see Baizhu-?”
“No-! Ahem, no, I know the treatment for it.”
“You do?”
Zhongli was beyond skeptical, not buying it at all.
“Teucer had this problem too, and I cured him. There’s an easy Snezhnayan treatment.”
“Ah, I see.”
Zhongli thought about it for a moment, and it seemed plausible, after all Childe wouldn’t throw Teucer’s name around like it meant nothing.
Zhongli cleared his throat, “very well then, may you cure me?”
Childe’s eyes flickered with mischief, “of course, I’d be happy to.”
Childe approached Zhongli, “roll your shirt up again and raise your arms.”
Zhongli did as he was told.
“Okay, brace yourself,” it took everything out of Childe to not smirk.
Zhongli widened his stance, bracing himself, expecting pain.
Childe kneaded Zhongli’s sides and the former archon bursts with laughter. A tingling sensation flooding his body, causing him to drown with laughter.
“Wai- hahahahahaha-! Wait, this- hahahahahaha!”
Zhongli’s arms trembled as he tried to keep them up.
“And you said Hu Tao poked you?”
“Y-yes, hahahahah!”
Childe switched to poking Zhongli’s sides and stomach. Zhongli laughed heartily, making a sound as strong as geo.
Childe pokes Zhongli’s belly button and the former archon’s arms come crashing down.
“Nahahaha- s-sorry- haha…”
Childe smiled, “are you okay?”
Zhongli nodded and cleared his throat again, “ahem, I’m fine.”
“Treatment requires multiple sessions, so let me know when you’re ready for the next session.”
“Really, why?”
“Um- because it takes the body time to recover. You got pretty winded at the end there, no?”
“Hm, I suppose so. Mortals are so fascinating.”
“Yes, indeed.”
“What is this condition called, by the way?”
“Th-the condition? Uhhh…”
“Hm?”
Childe was in hot water, “it’s called being ticklish.”
“Ah, what a fascinating word, tell me more, please.”
“It’s when you’re sensitive to tickles.”
“What is a tickle?”
“Like a poke or a tease to a certain spot on the body.”
“Ah, I should read up on this, if it affects mortals so much…thank you.”
“No problem,” Childe smiled, “glad I could help.”
Zhongli lowered his shirt and found his coat, “shall we go do something before Hu Tao summons me?”
“You don’t have any Mora, do you?”
“No.”
Childe laughed, “I know.”
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pepsiiwho · 7 months ago
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Hey I’m just very curious- do you think you could expand on your thought here: “Persephone isn't a good mother and, imo, would have a very strained, tentative relationship with her actual son (and now daughter hahahahah damn....)”? It’s not a common take I’ve seen- at least in the parts of the fandom I frequented- and I’d like to know more about where you’re coming from. Like I know Nyx isn’t a good mom- particularly to Hypnos- but it’s way less common that I see people saying Persephone is a bad mom.
To be clear, I’m not disagreeing or being confrontational or anything- I’m genuinely curious to hear your thoughts. Also what’s all this about the timeline implications? I don’t have a computer to play the early access on and so I have to hear about it second hand. All to say if you could tear yourself away from Hades 2 long enough to formulate a coherent response I’d be eternally grateful.
Sure! I just got to the final boss in hades 2 so I probably need a break. Ignore the shaking and cold temperature of my skin, I'm normal! Long post under the cut!
Okay lets see, first thing: any nyx or Persephone freedom fighters out there who wanna defend their mommies or whatever do it somewhere else, I don't give af. This isn't directed at you, I just gotta cover my bases. Anyway,
Don't get me wrong, I'm sure Persephone (Pers) loves zagreus, I won't say she doesn't. She lost him once and that grief drove her to leave hell entirely, leaving her husband and home behind for solitude of her own creation. You don't get grief like that unless you loved someone, or the thought of someone, deeply. But, having said that— she was gone for (functionally) all of Zagreus' childhood, adolescence and a non-zero portion of his adulthood. A charitable read of their situation was that she wasn't absentee by choice, not knowingly at least, and if she knew she would've never stayed away as another woman raised her child and her husband abused said child because of her toll on his mental. My read is that she left, abandoning her husband and baby and when Zagreus went to find her she wouldn't even come back with him. He reached out, found her, begged her to come back and she wouldn't. The reasoning for WHY is something I've forgotten honestly, I haven't played HADES story mode all the way through in years, but regardless she didn't instantly come back and will herself into her son's life. Any deniability she had was gone by that point, imo.
And let's say, for argument, she came home and instantly was heavenly and kind and loving and everything zagreus needed then— doesn't change the fact she abandoned them.
I don't think you get to be a good parent when you missed all of your child's most formative years. That sort of loss is something you don't get back, time that doesn't get to rewind just because you made a mistake. I think a common fandom take with hades fans is that the family is fractured but whole by the end and everything is okay. That's nice, I guess, but I think it's boring and uninteresting. I much prefer a read that zagreus moved heaven and hell (literally) to get to his mother and he finally got what he wanted and still wasn't satisfied. She wasn't the goddess he expect. Not the. mother he expected. She was .... something else.
Theres a degree of negligence in her actions that just are unavoidable.
Unless I'm completely misremembering the events of the first game, (which is a real possibility, me and my best friend have done so much insane HC talking over the years canon and Fanon get blurry quickly—) I think she's a bad parent. And this isn't even touching on how her absence made Hades a worse parent and abusive figure to his son. I think of that quote from... somewhere, that was something to the effect "an abused child's saddest realization is that they didn't have a normal parent and (1) abusive parent— they had (2)" Zagreus had to have thought that if she hadn't left, abandoned him, he wouldn't have to endure what he does.
As for time line mess: it's too vague. (It's funny you sent this when you did, I actually was just talking about this with my bestie, all of 15 minutes ago. You cursed me, witch)
So assuming I understood hades lore, with only the first game as our point of reference (no myth, no outside media, just the in game text) Hypnos, Zagreus, Than and Meg are around the same age. Thanatos and Hypnos are twins, meaning they're the same age and it's implied that meg grew up around the twins and zagreus as well. Zagreus openly references their shared childhood with nyx and achilles and probably other characters I forgot. But what matters is that if they grew up together that tells us one of two things:
Gods are functionally made like human children are. Not for a purpose or function but just because the parent wanted them (or had an accident) and then a aspect is applied to them at birth/conception OR
Gods are created by their parents to fulfill some sort of need that the parent didn't/couldn't/shouldn't do themselves. This seems to be the more textually supported answer, if Nyx and her fucking high school football team worth of children mean anything.
Neither option is one I like, because they don't make much sense to me in relation to humanity but that's neither here nor there. Personally, I think godhood should work like the concept of storks do in that when humanity needs a new figure to pray to or invoke, a child is 'born' and delivered to the parent. So, by this logic, the base needs of human begins would come before all else right?
So just within Nyx's family, the ages should really go Chaos > Nyx > Fates [?] > Hypnos > Than > Charon > etc etc etc. Because human beings must sleep before they die and then die before they're transported to hades and so on and so on.
But in THIS model, Hypnos and than would be considerably older then humanity and everyone else in the house, hades included. Which means they'd be far too old to have grown up which zagreus. Or maybe zagreus is way too old to be acting so childish? It's hard to say. Neither answer is particularly satisfying. That also doesn't even bring into account the olympians. And don't event get me STARTED on Melione. God. The timeline has major implications for her and her story depending on where she falls on it.
But that's a whole other rant. Like this is already getting long as shit. I hope this made sense and I'm glad you asked! I enjoy going on my senseless rambles.
Well, back to the horrors (hades 2) <3
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yeonjun4beagles · 2 years ago
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drunk(in love)
a/n: hi hi ^^ this is actually based on that little snippet of drunk yeonjun from suchwita hahahahah i cant resist writing cuz really, he is so cute >< so enjoy reading~ reblogs and feedbacks are highly appreciated! also this is my first attempt on crack (?) so i don't really think it turns out well but wtv ( ;´・ω・`)
you've been friends with txt for quite some time now and really, you've had your fair share of drunken experiences with all of them. well, except for yeonjun. you really wonder why he's never really get drunk in front of you? does he feels uncomfortable? does he not trust you? or is he scary when he's drunk? sad? clingy? you can never guess.
and today you'll get the answer.
you're going over to their dorm tonight for games night and you've asked for soobin's help (well, not really help, soobin just have to make sure yeonjun drinks a lot today and that's not really hard for him) for your agenda.
"y/n noona!!", hueningkai squealed, getting up from his spot and throwing himself over you, almost making you both fall down. "you big puppy, missed me much?", you said as you ruffled his hair, the younger boy just grinning from ear to ear.
"oooof looks like you guys started early without me, huh?", you asked, sitting down across from soobin and yeonjun, the former giving you a knowing nod. the latter however kept quiet, his cheeks rosy from the alcohol. "now now guys, what about we play truth or dare?", beomgyu suggested, grabbing an empty bottle and putting it in the middle of the circle. oh, don't you love it when everything is going your way.
after a few rounds, you grew frustrated, the bottle never landing on that one particular person you're hoping for. at this point, you already has to drink beomgyu's 'concoction of love' as what he likes to call it, taehyun has already somersaulted from the table, beomgyu having to post video wearing ugly wigs, soobin and hueningkai choosing the safe choice of truth which leaves only yeonjun having not done anything.
"okay hyung, i am just gonna give you two choices, truth or dare", soobin said, holding the bottle and pointing it straight at yeonjun's face. the older boy whined, definitely not liking that he has to choose. "truth" "okay, confess your undying love for y/n".
soobin's requests surely had yeonjun suprised, his droopy eyes almost budging out, "that's not fairrrrr", yeonjun turned to soobin, shaking his shoulders and kicking his feet like a child.
oh wow this is certainly not like what you imagine drunk yeonjun would be, all his coolness flew out the window, leaving this cute child in front of you. you're certainly not complaining tho, reaching into your pocket and getting your phone, recording this precious gem.
"what's not fair? you did choose truth so don't be pussy now, hyung", soobin laughed, passing the bottle to yeonjun. he then grabbed the bottle, tapping it as if it's his mic, ready to speak. "ahem, mic check, okay", yeonjun straighten his back, adjusting his imaginary tie before he speaks. "tooooo my beloved y/n, my sparkling blue spring, i am soooo soooo grateful to have you, my goddess in my life", he slurs, his hand making theatric gestures. "youuuuu really make me feel like i'm human, not just an idol people look up to.... how do you do that? making my heart all flowery when you talk to me? ahhhh you really are amazing~ you should open a flower shop, y/n", yeonjun grinned, making the whole room laugh at him. oh he's so gonna regret this when he sobers up.
"let me show you how much i appreciate you with this dance i make for you", yeonjun suddenly stands up, almost stumbling into the table before soobin manage to catch him. "okay now that's enough, hyung. let's go sleep", soobin sighed, practically having to drag yeonjun's ass to his room.
"Y/N DONT LEAVE YETTT COME TO MEEE", you can basically hear yeonjun's whining from his room. now, you really know why he never gets drunk in front of you. such a cutie.
before leaving, you quickly sent the video you recorded to your group chat, knowing how embarrassed yeonjun would be when he woke up.
and as expected, the next morning the house is filled with roars from yeonjun and soobin, the older one chasing the other around the house for a beating. "COME HERE, CHOI SOOBIN, YOU UNGRATEFUL KID HOW DARE YOU!"
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inkstainedhandswithrings · 8 months ago
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TBB s3 eps 10 & 11 THOUGHTS!!
Here we go!!
Ep 10&11
The fact that Hancock has a lab full of kids
Jesus Christ
BITCH i mean BANE
Is Emerie starting to realise that Hemcock is a cock?
Let’s hope
Oh shit both Emerie and Nala Se turning?
I like that
Where’s the batch tho?
Pirate you say?
Oh Clone X gonna see Phee and wake up from winter-soldierism and turn back to Tech
HERE FOR IT
EMERIE GIVING EVA OMEGAS TOY OMGG
okay entire episode without batch?
ew
I don’t like
Okay that one bored me kinda, but I gives it was necessary to round the story out a bit
———
Phee <3
CLONE X YEAH
It’s gotta be a clone we know right?
Like the amount of screen time and plot armour this one seems to have
Like this one is getting a story line
My money is still on Tech but others have suggested Cody, which would also be cool but… TECH
AHHH there’s the batch :)
OMEGA LEFT TECHS GOGGLES FUCK
AHHHHHHH
also am i catching a vibe between omega and Lyana?
Wrecker and Gonky bitch fighting hahahahah
HE BLEW UP THE MAURAUDER
FUCK
SHIIIIIT
NOOOOOO
THATS THEIR FUCKING HOUSE
SHIT
FUCKFUCKFUCK
OH THOSE ARE RHE BABY CLONES?
I didn’t recognise them earlier
They live on pabu now I forgot
Awwww
also poor baby wrecker <3
fuck
shit
I knew this do would be the one but fuck
PABU OF ALL PLACES
Okay now Clone X said “domicile”
Like Tech in s2 when he got injured
LIKE BITCH ITS TECH WE GET IT
Honestly, Hunter’s hand to hand is kinda hot (I don’t like hunter that much but can’t deny he got the sexy man vibes sometimes)
fuck tho, clone x killing one of his guys?
if he is Tech then de-winter-soildering him will be hard and painful and then he’ll have to wake up to all he did
shit
fuck
tbb s3 wtf are you doing to me
DAMN omega turning herself in to save pabu AND the other clones
GIRL IS GIRLING
GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GIRLBOSS
YEAH
also Crosshair trying to pull an excuse out of his ass that makes her not go hahah lovely baby I love him
The fact that it all hinges on Cross now and he still struggles with the hand tremor
But he steps up and does his part anyway the hot ass bitch
Ugh this episode is everything help
still no wet hair hunter, curse these helmets
MAKING OMEGA WALK PAST BURNING BOATS AND THE BURNING MAURAUDER
CRUEL FUCKING CRUEL
NO
CROSS DIDN’T MAKE THE SHOT
FUCK
SHIT
WHAT THE HELL
Okay so after ep 10 my dumb ass thought I’d be bored but NEVER FUCKING MIND WHAT THE FUCK
I’m sorry, this was too much for a random fucking Wednesday morning, I need to go sit in this for a bit
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polaroidcats · 8 months ago
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hiiii cat i’m jumping in on these unhinged disney aus with minimal context so some of these may already have been proposed but:
- the fox and the hound with fox remus and hound sirius
- bambi au with james as bambi, remus as thumper and sirius as flower
- 101 werepuppies feat. bellatrix as cruella
- rapunzel remus, flynn rider sirius (this one isn’t unhinged I just think it’d be cute)
- house of black encanto with sirius as bruno
- timon and pumba wolfstar, harry being simba and james mufasa
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hii lynx so happy to have you on board for the wolfstar disney aus agenda!!!! 💖
YESSSSSS I LOVE THE FOX AND THE HOUND WOLFSTAR AU! LOOK AT THEM!!
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hahahahah omg i love this so much, james as bambi, remus as thumper and sirius as flower is perfect!!!
101 werepuppies!!!!!!! 😭🥺😭🥺 I guess they were REALLY busy during knock him up november... but yess omg bellatrix would be an amazing cruella!! also are remus and sirius pongo and perdita or are they the humans ?? hahah are jily the humans?? or are r and s humans who have werepuppies like in the original werepuppy au?
okay see, you say rapunzel remus, flynn rider sirius, and I totally agree it would be cute and Sirius would be an amazing flynn rider and I also agree that in a better world Remus totally deserves to be a disney princess, however may I offer you instead a cursed alternative: Rapunzel Sirius and Pascal Remus!!!! @fxreflyes has made me realise that Sirius deserves to be as many different disney princesses as possible, and it's only logical to make Remus the cute little animal sidekick!!
I haven't seen encanto yet so I'm trusting you on that one!! Really exposing my disney knowledge gaps here whoops! 🙈
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hahahah omg okay yes I can totally see timon and pumba wolfstar, though I also think timon and pumba could be great as prongsfoot!! who would be who though?? 🤔 But yes I guess it makes a lot of sense to have harry as simba and james as mufasa 😭😭😭
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mimiruku · 3 months ago
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Jojooo! Hope you are well! Here are my questions for that ask meme! 🍒 (cherries) - Does your character have a best friend? How long have they known each other? What do they like most about each other? How did they meet? (🤭) , 🧣(scarf) - What comforts your oc? Is it an item? An action? A person? Whatever it is, how any why does it comfort them? , And 🎸 (electric guitar) - What’s your character’s music taste like? Do they have one or two artists they play on repeat or do they have a varied and eclectic collection of music? Do they like mainstream artists or prefer underground musicians? What genres do they enjoy?
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█  𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 ⸻ ( ⚝ )
I think you just want compliments for Momina :/ but okay. hahahahah this is also super late . . . but here we gooo, thank you for your patience as always, Nimo!
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╰┈┈➤    🍒 ( cherries ) - Does your character have a best friend? How long have they known each other? What do they like most about each other? How did they meet?
That title goes to Momina alone  ⸻ ! Funnily enough,  for Miruku the growth of their friendship had been unnecessarily prolonged, while they got along fairly quickly when they first met in middle school, it had been something he did not properly acknowledge until very late in his teens. For quite sometime Momina has just been a person Miruku is fond off but held no weight in their relationship. Momina is kind, but Momina is kind to everyone, mostly to a fault. This kindness and tolerance is also what Miruku likes most about her, but he'd rather if she was not ; it's sad, how she's always getting hurt, emancipated for people that don't deserve her.
Their meeting is ordinary, so much so that Miruku remembers it only in hazy fractures. A classroom, a project & an exchange of email. He doesn't remember what they did or why they continued talking long after their group activity ended, he thinks it hardly matters now. ( he doesn't even remember who else was in the group ! ) - if you asked if where they've met, he'd likely like. He'd say ❝ I found her in the recyclable trash bin. I recycled her. ❞
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╰┈┈➤ 🧣 ( scarf ) - What comforts your oc? Is it an item? An action? A person? Whatever it is, how any why does it comfort them?
Answered.   But I'd also like to add that, sleeping is a comfort activity for him, unfortunately sleep is spars and sporadic, sleeping does not come easy & so when he does, more often than not, he sleeps for a prolong periods of time. He also lies down a lot as well, if not careful, he'd have likely always be in bed even if he wasn't going to sleep. Later in his life, things that makes him sleepy becomes a source of comfort.
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╰┈┈➤ 🎸 ( electric guitar ) - What’s your character’s music taste like? Do they have one or two artists they play on repeat or do they have a varied and eclectic collection of music? Do they like mainstream artists or prefer underground musicians? What genres do they enjoy?
I've answered something similar before !    But to expound, Miruku's interest in music is not contained in one genre or type of music, he likes to explore , there are so many interesting and curious music out there ! & thus, when I say 'he listens to anything and everything' I truly mean it. ( mainstream and underground means nothing to him! ) he does still have favorites however , there is always a soft & quiet music playing in his home, barely audible in the background  ⸻  quite a number of them are old love songs & piano pieces,
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deritosmi · 11 months ago
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Do you have a spidersona? If so, wanna talk about them?
OH MY GOD I LITERALLY KICKED MY LEGS WHEN I SAW THIS!!!!!!
HEHE YES I HAVE A SPIDERSONA YES I WANNA TALK ABOUT THEM OMG
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAH OKAY SO
his name is dolce (for now)
For like seventy million years I didn’t know that you could make a spider sona that wasn’t extremely similar to yourself so I might change a lot of stuff about him pls be patient:)
I have yet to design eir suit buuuuut I HAVE drawn their face (trying to mimic spiderverse style)
I’ll say I think it was pretty good for the first time but I think the lineart was a bit too thick and the eyes weren’t really faithful to the spiderverse style so I’m probably gonna redraw (and redesign a little bit)
BUT ANYWAYYYYY (tee hee)
here he is!!!
My spider-sona 👍👍
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Earth-143
Preferred name: Dolce (pronounced Dol•che)
Surname: Patal 
Nickname(s): 
Dookie 
he protested against this
Dolly 
he protested against this
Cheche 
he protested against this
Eight 
only used by fellow heroes
Phanny 
he absolutely hates this 
Cryptid name(s):
Eight Eyes
Explanation for Eight Eyes
The back of Dolce’s suit has a design that resembles a set of eight eyes. The first person who ever saw him only saw his back, hence the name.
Hero name: Phantom-8 (or just Spider-Man)
Pronouns: He/They/E/It (spivak)
Background 
Personality: INFP-T
Zodiac: I don’t know yet :)
He was bitten by an UNDEAD radioactive spider and now he fights against ghosts (in secret).
Rather than being seen as a hero, he’s seen as a cryptid(and his presence has caused more business and tourism in his little town.)
Living in a suburban neighbourhood in Atlanta (but don’t worry, he can roller-skate to get to crime scenes quickly.)
Powers and Skills
Skills
Skating
He can skate at 70mph.
Lying
he’s actually good at it 
Only does it for his secret identity
Spider Related
Spider-sense 
Tingling feeling in his brain that tells him something bad is coming (and what direction ‘something bad’ is coming from)
 High pain tolerance 
See: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MajorInjuryUnderreaction
Natural web fluid
spinnerets developed in his arms when he was bit
Shoot web fluid when they are pressed
Super strength
He can lift 10.5 tons
Ghost Related 
Intangibility 
allows him to phase through anything (except ghosts) at will
Allows him to touch ghosts 
Invisibility
self explanatory 
At will
Doesn’t work on ghosts
Relationships 
Earth-143
Wade Wilson - librarian.
Dolce is apart of the teen advisory board of the public library.
Wade is like a weird uncle figure.
(I love deadpool!!!)
Dolce is super distant with pretty much everyone. He doesn’t hang out with anyone.
Spider-Society
He’s still really distant but he’s a little more willing to be open since everyone there is like him.
He doesn’t really like the idea of making sacrifices to maintain the canon but he doesn’t really have anywhere else to go after being outed to his parents as a trans boy.
Dolce’s Feelings Towards Certain People 
Miguel O’Hara
avoids
Slightly dislikes
tries to be friendly 
Lyla
Friendly
Neutral
Jessica Drew
Avoids
But treats nicer than Miguel
Neutral
Peter B. Parker
Does not avoid
Friendly
doesn’t want to talk much 
Neutral
Pavitr Prabharker
friendly 
doesn’t talk much
Good impression 
Likes by association (Hobie)
Gwendolyn Stacy
friendly
doesn’t talk much
Good impression 
Likes by association (Hobie)
Hobart Brown
very friendly 
Talks a little bit more in comparison to other people 
Likes 
Margo Kess
don’t interact much 
Neutral
Miles Morales 
doesn’t know anything about him
Likes by association (Hobie)
Web slinger
Kinda Likes
Shy-ish
Likes the horse too
Spider Noir 
Unsure
Never talks
Peni Parker
Likes
Talk about interests frequently 
I JUST WANNA SAY TYSM FOR ASKING THIS THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOUUU
you have NO idea how happy this makes me
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cowgurrrl · 10 months ago
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okay, okay! but, going back to rockstar!joel cameoing in some of actress!reader's (his lovely wife haha) stuff, i can just imagine there's certain scenes he does with reader where there isn't supposed to be this EXTREME tension between their characters but they get so into their scenes together, the director will have to be like "you're supposed to be interrogating her, not giving sex eyes" HAHA. and also too, there'll be scenes they have where fans are even like "I ship her with joel's chararacter so much and he's not even the whole show/movie, only 3 mins of screentime" haha 😭
i think it'd be absolutely entertaining! truly
HAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS
Directors would be SO annoyed like “omg stop having chemistry 🙄” and you’re like “ALL I DID WAS LOOK AT HIM” and of course he’s all in costume and his hair is all done and he looks hot but you’re a professional!! You can do this!! The second the director calls action, you’re in it and you think the scene is going really well and you don’t pick up on anything until the director comes over the microphone like, “I feel like we should leave” and you’re like “was it really that bad?!” And literally everyone on set is like “YES” somehow, you manage to get the scene done, even getting exclusive footage of the two of you giggling and walking away from the set with a quick kiss for the blooper reel. When the episode he’s featured in airs, the comments rolling in are HYSTERICAL. “Joel stop looking at your wife with bedroom eyes challenge” “she’s stronger than me” “get a room” while live-tweeting the episode you get asked “what was it like having to act with Joel?” You answer: “he’s a much better scene partner than he’ll give himself credit for. As always, having him on set was a treat but we did get several notes such as ‘stop having chemistry’ and ‘oh my god, don’t look at her like that’ so that was fun” when the blooper reel comes out and ends with the clip of you and Joel kissing fans FREAK THE FUCK OUT and all you two can do is laugh
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bloodmoon24 · 4 months ago
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Was messing around the incorrect quotes generator cuz I was mostly inspired by ur partner with xer chazmint quotes and I wanted to fuck around with them - anyway, here's sum w/ staticradio, mixedtime and, introducing, chazmint to the mix :)
Melissa: Hey, what have you two been doing? Kitty: we were helping Papermint with his wedding vows and we were kicked out of their house for making it inappropriate. Travis: How is “Nice ass, Chaz” inappropriate?
Vox: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Alastor and I are dating. Alastor, Velvette, Rosie, and Charlie: gasp Vox: Al, why are you surprised?!
Bezel: Hey, I was wondering, have any of you guys ever seen Chaz's bedroom? Vox : No, he refuse to let any of us visit. You know what that means. Trazuil, nodding: Dungeon. Bezel, nodding: Rich. Alastor, nodding: Homeless. Feedback, nodding: Secretly in the mafia. Vox: What? No, I meant he's messy. What the hell is wrong with all of you?
Chaz: You know, when Bezel comes over, Trazuil can get a little… Vox : Psycho? Papermint: Scary? Alastor: Drunk? Chaz: All three.
Trazuil: Look, last night was a mistake. Bezel : A sexy mistake. Trazuil: No, just a regular mistake.
Vox : Dom or sub? Alastor: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.
Alastor: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out? Vox : …Have you never taken a shower before?
Bezel : You look good in that hoodie. Trazuil: You know where else I'd look good? Bezel , zero hesitation: My bed. Trazuil, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?
Trazuil: look Bezel , I'm not slut shaming you but… Trazuil: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you.
Alastor: Vox , what do you call people you go out with but don’t try to sleep with? Vox : …People?
Vox: Is it still visible? Where Alastor slapped me? Bezel : Your face looks like a don't walk signal. Chaz: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box. Trazuil: A palm reader could tell Alastor's future by looking at your face. Feedback: The phrase 'talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face. Vox: …A simple 'yes' would've sufficed.
Papermint: Chaz kissed me! Bezel : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Papermint: It was unbelievable! Bezel : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Vox: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Bezel, get the wine and unplug the phone. Papermint, does this end well or do we need tissues? Papermint: Oh, it ended very well. Bezel : Do not start without me! Do not start without me! Vox: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing? Papermint: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it. Vox: Ohh… So, okay, was he holding you? Or was his hands on your back? Papermint: First he started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair. Bezel and Vox: Ohhh. meanwhile Chaz eating pizza in the apartment: And, uh, and then I kissed him. Alastor: Tongue? Chaz: Yeah. Travis: Cool.
Chaz: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing. Papermint: Are you a software update? because not right now.
Papermint: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Chaz: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Papermint: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Chaz: Is it working?
I am very proud of myself 4 doing this >:D
-📼 anon
Hahahahah!! I love these! I even recognized some of these!
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ifancyharry · 2 years ago
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The bookshop in the corner (part III)
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Hello my loves!!! i'm so sorry it took me so long to update, i was just in a bad place this past week, but i feel better now <3 i hope you enjoy :)
Please, if you're liking this story so far let me know, i kind of feel like no one likes this because i never get asks hahahahah so please lmk 🌚
warnings: none
word count: 4k+
(read part I, part II)
Harry’s late. YN knows he’s late because it’s 3.30 in the afternoon and he’s still not here. In the past two months she spent hanging out with him, she realized he’s never late. He even told her himself once. They were hands deep in the cookie dough and Harry started talking about how much he hates being late and latecomers in general. He said it was because he hates wasting time. He’d admitted he loves the attention that comes with being late, but hates knowing he wasted precious time he could’ve spent doing something productive. YN hadn’t asked, and she still doesn’t understand why Harry sometimes feels like he has to tell her something about himself. She feels as if he does it just to fill the silence, and she hates that. She could never share something about herself so lightheartedly. So maybe it’s not really a matter of hate as it’s of jealousy; she wishes she could be like him.
When he told her, she’d nodded because she understood in a way, she figured he was Harry Styles so it kind of mattered if he was late to something. YN, on the other hand, rarely got invited to things, so she didn’t quite know what kind of person she was.
She wonders if something happened, not necessarily bad, but bad enough to make him late. She knows she shouldn’t worry because it’s not like they established a rule regarding these weekend hangouts, but she has to admit she’d gotten used to his presence, and she likes the little sweets he bakes her, so she can’t help but wait for him. 
She decides she’ll wait an hour, and if he’s not there by 4.30, she’d go on with her work and not spare him a single thought. 
She’s writing down her groceries list on her notes app when she realizes it’s past five and there’s no sign of him. She sighs and tries to shrug it off, but she can’t help but wonder if she did something wrong to make him act this way. Perhaps she made him uncomfortable; perhaps he’d gotten tired of her and moved onto the next thing. She doesn’t know Harry well enough to know which one it is. But she does know herself, and she knows how she can be, so she figures he decided to leave her alone after all. 
It’s okay, she thinks. It’s what you wanted, she has to remind herself.
She doesn’t know why she’s still thinking about him a couple of hours later when she’s getting ready to close the bookshop. She knows it’s probably a matter of comfort; she’d gotten used to having him around, so it takes a little to get accustomed to the thought of him not being there.
You see, she knows she’s being irrational, she knows it doesn’t mean anything, it could just be a one time thing. Maybe he didn’t feel like seeing her today and there’s nothing wrong with that. But it has come to a point for YN where she has a tendency to protect herself even when protection isn’t actually needed. She realizes she’d gotten quite comfortable with Harry, at least comfortable enough to the point where she doesn’t feel suffocated by his presence as she did the first time she saw him. Maybe that was her mistake all along. It’s always a matter of mistakes with her. 
The problem is that when you’ve been alone for so long, even the slightest intrusion can feel like the biggest, and despite her cold exterior, she always felt inside her this pathetic longing for human connections that she never got the courage to satisfy. But she knows that takes a kind of braveness she doesn’t feel she has mastered yet. So after all, she figures, it’s better this way. She’s glad Harry didn’t come, she has to tell herself that in order to get a good night sleep. She hopes he’ll keep doing that until she forgets the taste of everything he baked her. 
The next Sunday, when Harry doesn’t show again, she feels a certain smugness at being right. She knew this would happen and she’d spent all her life alone to avoid this kind of feeling. All those years she didn’t go out weren’t wasted, because she was right in protecting herself, and she feels stupid for even thinking otherwise.
(…)
YN’s serving a costumer when Harry walks in, two weeks later, so she doesn’t really pay much attention to him. Only when he walks in front of the cashier she sees him, and he’s smiling politely at the old man who’s putting away his wallet after buying his book. 
“Hey,” he says once he’s standing before her, he raises his hand and shows her a white tote bag which he’s holding tightly between his fingers, “I was thinking pumpkin pie today”.
YN finds herself at a loss for words. It’s been two weeks since she’d last seen him. A lot happened in two weeks (not really), but it did for her standards. Two weeks. 
Since she’d last seen him, she read five books, found a new favorite candle scent and (almost) managed to forget his annoying voice and twinkly green eyes. A lot can happen in two weeks. Maybe, she figures, two weeks mean nothing to Harry, that’d explain why he’s suddenly acting like nothing happened.
She doesn’t know how to act, because she’s aware nothing actually happened between them, but she still hasn’t forgotten how it felt waiting for him for two weekends in a row. And she wouldn’t recommend.
“That’s nice, but I have a lot of work to catch up to” she shrugs, picking a blue pen out of the ones scattered across the counter and scribbling down on a piece of paper what seems like a list of book titles and their respective authors. 
“Okay, I’ll help you then and we’ll bake once we’re done.”
“I don’t need your help, Harry.” She says firmly.
“Fine, then I’ll bake while you’re working?” He suggests, his tone seems serious and she really doesn’t know if he’s trying to make fun of her. 
It’s when she doesn’t say anything that Harry understands. “You’re mad.” He nods, more to himself, really. He’d spent the entirety of the past week trying to imagine how their encounter would’ve been like. He’d considered the possibility of her getting upset, but discarded it with a shake of his head. There’s no way she’d be mad. He thought he was actually doing her a favor.
“I’m not.” 
“I think you are.”
“Well, you’re wrong!” She snaps, closing the pen with its cap and placing it in the breast pocket on her blouse. She takes the white paper and walks out of the counter toward the left, where she keeps the poetry section, Harry following closely behind. Once she’s standing before the tall wooden bookshelf, she scans the books with her eyes, tilting her head so she can see up until the very last shelf, and once she spots the book she was looking for, she takes the pen out of  her pocket and crosses with a line the book title she wrote just minutes ago.
Harry, who’s never been one really good at confrontation, stands behind her, following her every move with his eyes. He feels like he should say something, but doesn’t know how. People never really get upset with him, even when he knows he deserves it, so he’s never been in this kind of position.
“You don’t like pumpkin pie?” He jokes, nudging her shoulder with his softly. 
“I really don’t have time for this, Harry” she wonders wether she means his jokes or their “friendship”. Maybe both, although she did miss him and she does like pumpkin pie, very much actually.
She debates wether she should just let it go and pretend him standing her up for two weeks didn’t hurt in any way. But how can she? 
“Okay,” he nods “Can I stay here, though? I won’t talk.”
“Yeah, I doubt that.” She rolls her eyes, but doesn’t send him away.
(…)
After less than an hour, YN’s done with her list, she found the books she didn’t have in stock and ordered them online, Harry helped her put in the correct alphabetical order the books that were misplaced, and they managed to not talk if not strictly necessary. Despite the silence, Harry felt relaxed for the first time in two weeks; he doesn’t know if it’s the coziness of the bookshop or this new candle she has burning. 
YN has some music playing softly from her computer when she hears a loud groan coming from Harry, who’s sitting cross legged on the floor reading a book quietly, with his back against the counter on which she’s sitting: “can you skip this song, please?”
“Why? I like it” she shrugs, lowering her head to look down at him, her hair falling in front of her face.
“It’s the song I lost my Grammy to.” He explains, but he doesn’t raise his head to look at her, his eyes still planted on the book open in his lap, albeit she knows he’s not reading anymore.
“Okay.” She nods, grabbing her computer from behind her and changing the song like he asked.
YN can’t obviously know what it means to lose a Grammy, but despite being upset with him, she’s not cruel and she understands that Harry has something in his mind he’s not telling her.
She figures it must be something rather important, because he’s not one to be shy about his feelings (if only she knew…).
She’s debating wether she should ask him what’s wrong when Harry closes the book around his index finger to mark the page, and raises his head to look at her. “It’s fine.” He says.
She furrows her eyebrows but doesn’t say anything, she’s gotten used to him, and she knows he needs some time to gather his thoughts before speaking again, so she lets him.
“It’s not like I was expecting to win,” he shakes his head and shifts his gaze back on the closed book, “and I’m not angry about it. — he states — I could never be that ungrateful.”
YN nudges his shoulder with her leg to get his attention, “You’re allowed to be angry. It isn’t ungrateful. It’s okay if you wanted to win.” 
Harry lets out a humorless chuckle: “it’s embarrassing.”
“Why?” 
“I don’t know”, he says, shrugging, “sometimes I feel embarrassed I want things. Like in some way I don’t deserve them.”
“Okay” she nods, because she feels like she understands what he’s saying. 
“That’s why I didn’t come. Those two weeks. I just… I didn’t want anyone to see me. It got so bad.” He’s looking up at her now, their eyes locked, and suddenly YN’s hyper aware of his shoulder brushing against her leg and she feels so bad for everything she thought about him those past two weeks she feels nauseous. How could she possibly have known? And what does it mean now that she knows? 
“I didn’t want anyone to see me like that.” He repeats, closing his eyes and pursing his lips as if he’s remembering something and is disgusted by the very image of it. 
Harry doesn’t know why sometimes he feels so comfortable around her he gets the sudden urge to tell her at least one thing that’s going on in his head. 
He’s glad she rarely asks, he fears he’d tell her everything. He doesn’t like that. He’s so scared of people knowing him he hides self-help books from his own manager. He doesn’t want people to see that. He feels as if no one would like him if they saw him like that. 
To him, it’s just easier being happy all the time. And when he can’t find it in him to be happy, he’d rather disappear for two weeks than to come to terms with his own failures and with the fact that he’s not perfect. It’s never easy, being happy, but at least it’s less scary. And to Harry, which is someone who despises being scared, that counts as a lot.
They sit in silence for a while, Harry’s words lingering in the air between them. He wants to tell her how bad it got. He wants to tell her he was so angry at himself he got so drunk he blacked out, and he never drinks while he’s on tour, so that counts for something. 
“I understand.” She says, startling him, “I’m scared of people knowing me, too. But sometimes I really want to be understood, you know? I wish to be understood more than I fear people knowing me.” She whispers, lowering her gaze.
“I know what you mean” Harry nods, he feels warm in his chest, “sometimes I imagine this cooler version of myself in my head, and he gets to do all these cool things I never do. He makes it seem so easy I almost believe it. Then it comes a point when I have to speak up about something and I just can’t. I can’t say anything. All I can say is okay. You know? — he looks at her — I say: it’s okay, don’t worry, I’m not angry, it’s fine, it didn’t hurt me. But it’s not okay. It’s not. And I see him in my head, and he’s so disappointed in me. I picture him shaking his head at me. I feel like a loser. But at the same time I feel safe, you know?”
At this point, he’s rambling. He’d never told anyone that. It took a lot of courage, and suddenly he feels ashamed and exposed. He wonders what she’s going to think of him now that she knows such a intimate detail about him.
He uncrosses his legs and stretches them before him. He wants to leave. He feels restless and he regrets being so open, her silence only confirming his thoughts. 
“Harry?” She says, nudging him once again with her leg. He hums, signaling he’s listening and to let her know she can go on, “you don’t have to say it’s okay with me. I understand.”
And he doesn’t know how, but she really does understand. So he nods. He watches her as she lowers her torso towards him, reaching for his shoulder with her hand and squeezing it in a reassuring way: “plus,” she smiles, “why would I care about Grammys when you’re the best baker in the world?”
(…)
“We’re not baking today.” Harry says when he walks in the bookshop the following Sunday, pushing the door open with his back as his hands are too full to open the door. 
“What? Why?” She pouts, jogging towards him and taking one of the shopping bag from his hand, freeing it from his grip. At that, Harry lets out a relieved sigh. He’d only carried the bags from the tube — yes, he takes the tube regularly now (he quite likes it, but would never admit that to Jeff, who’s convinced Harry takes a cab) — to the shop, which isn’t that long of a distance, usually, but it is when you’re walking with four heavy bags digging uncomfortably in your skin. He’s positive they left a mark, and he recalls if doing your own grocery shopping means carrying the bags too, he’s a bit glad he doesn’t have to do it.
He closes the door behind him with his foot and follows YN, “Why?!” He exclaims, “It’s almost Christmas and you still don’t have a tree!”
“Harry!” She rolls her eyes, putting the bag on the counter, “I don’t need a tree.”, but there’s already a warm feeling blossoming from her chest, all the way down to the very tip of her fingers and she feels tingly all over.
“I think you do.” He gives her a firm nod, “Don’t worry, I thought about everything.”
“That scares me a little” she admits, but there’s a smile across her face as she helps him with the rest of the bags. She doesn’t remember the last time she’d felt so excited over a Christmas tree. She almost wants to squeal from how much she’s looking forward to this, not that she’d ever tell Harry. He doesn’t need to know Christmas is her favorite holiday ever.
“That’s Jeff with the tree!” He cheers, once they hear the unmistakable sound of tires screeching against the asphalt. YN peeks her head outside the big window and notices outside the shop, a red pick up with a big, green, Douglas fir tied to its roof. The car’s headlights illuminate the otherwise dark street, and YN follows once she sees Harry head toward it; he lets her go out first, stretching his arm to hold the door open for her with his hand splattered against it.
“Oh God,” she says once they reach the car outside. From up close the tree is even bigger than it seemed, and she feels herself fluster at the thought of Harry doing this for her. He bought her a tree. Not only for her, but for the bookshop! How could she even begin to repay him! 
It’s so cold out she has to wrap her arms around herself to feel some kind of warmth as she’s shivering in her place, a white, condensed cloud leaving her mouth when she speaks excitedly: “is it going to fit through the door?” 
Harry laughs and eyes her briefly before greeting Jeff who’s just gotten out of the car. 
“YN,” he says, gesturing towards his manager, “this is Jeff.”
“Hi” she waves, smiling gently at him, “thank you for this.” 
“Don’t worry, I’ve done way worse for him” Jeff replies, nudging Harry in the shoulder with his fist. At that, Harry blushes a little and prays Jeff won’t do anything that’d embarrass him too much. 
When Harry had told him he wanted to buy her a Christmas tree, Jeff tried not to read too much into it, because he knows how out of his way Harry can go for others and to make good impressions, so he thought he’d forget about it sooner or later and go on to the next crazy idea. But once he saw how Harry was when he came back the Sunday prior, especially after how devastated he’d been after losing the award, he understood maybe there was a bigger meaning to their friendship not even Harry had quite grasped yet, so he decided to bring up the idea of the tree again, and Harry had smiled so hard, Jeff felt relieved he still had it in him.
YN helps Harry and Jeff unload the tree from the car and once it’s on the ground, they drag it inside the shop by the top branch. YN trips on her feet once in a while (the tree is really heavy) and Harry has to hold her by the arm to prevent her from falling. 
She’s thinking it’s nice, to feel like this once in a while, to rediscover the giddiness and carefreeness of small moments like this, that isn’t small at all, after all.
Once the tree is inside, Harry assembles the base and all three of them lift it so it’s in a standing position, big and proud and green and once again so so big!
YN feels so ecstatic she doesn’t even acknowledge Jeff leaving, too busy admiring the tree to notice. When she realizes she feels so bad she begs Harry to text him saying how sorry she was she didn’t say goodbye. 
“I didn’t know which color you’d like, I figured classic gold and red?” Harry says as he’s rummaging through the bags to take out all the Christmas balls and ornaments he bought.
“Yes! I hate those new colors… like blue? Why would you want a blue Christmas tree? It’s blasphemous!”
He laughs at her, throwing his head backwards and squinting his eyes. 
“Here” he says, handing her the first golden ball to put on the tree. She takes it from his hands and hooks it in one of the branches in the middle.
“Harry! No! The small ones go on top and the big ones under” she exclaims, taking the red sparkly ball from his hand as he was just about to place it on one of the bottom branches.
“I didn’t think there was a textbook about Christmas tree decorating” he mumbles, looking at her bewildered with an amused smile painted across his face.
“Ah Ah” she rolls her eyes, “c’mon, it looks so much better” she gestures to the small ball which she placed near the top.
“It doesn’t make much of a difference”, he shakes his head, but he has to admit it does look better that way, so he just decides to go with it and follow her advice.
Nearly three hours later, both the bookshop and YN’s small room are decorated, and it’s gotten so late it’s past 8 o’clock, both their stomachs grumbling in the quietness of her backside room, where they decided to relax a bit, Harry reading a book on the couch while YN tidies up after the mess they left with all the bags and plastic packages.
“Should we order something?” She asks once she reaches for her phone and sees the time.
“Okay” Harry nods, “i’m really craving sushi.”
She smiles at him and nods her head before sitting close to him on the couch. She unlocks her phone and opens the delivery app, showing Harry the menu. After they place the order, she locks her phone again and places it on the coffee table. 
It’s not the first time he stayed over for dinner, they usually eat on the couch as they chat about this and that. Harry noticed, after a couple of times he stayed over, she’d get chattier when he’d brought up a book he’d read, so now all they really talk about as they eat are books.
He tells her his favorites and she shares hers, he promises overtime to read what she recommends but never does, and she laughs when he asks her because she knows he’ll never read them, but she tells him anyway. Because she likes talking. Which comes as kind of a surprise to her. Because she was never one to be talkative, but she guesses no one really took the time to ask about what she liked. Harry does that. He isn’t straight forward, he tries to understand and catch traits about her from things she says (he pays a lot of attention to what she says, and he stares really hard at her lips when she talks sometimes she forgets what she’s saying and has to start all over again), and sometimes he doesn’t get them right, but he tried, which is more than she could ever ask.
So really, her no talking rule, only ever gets used once she’s feeling overwhelmed and needs some quietness. Harry doesn’t feel as suffocated anymore when she tells him, because he knows he��s respecting a boundary she set, and he recalls he read on one of those self-help books it’s important to set boundaries but it’s important to respect them too. So he does it, albeit most of the times he breaks the silence not even half an hour after with a stupid question he deems necessary.
Harry doesn’t wonder whether she chose the kitchen color anymore. He doesn’t know why. He feels that if she did indeed decorate the room, it wouldn’t be that bad, because he likes green anyway. And because he bought her a Christmas tree and decorated with her, so he figures it’s too late to worry now.
After that one time Harry disappeared for two weeks, she always asks him (wether he seems overthinking or especially careless with his thoughts) “what are you thinking about”, and Harry never really had that. People somehow always assume they know what he’s thinking about. They don’t. They don’t know how fast his mind races, how much his breath catches in his throat when he has to say something off script, how incredibly scared he feels all the time; YN probably doesn’t get it either, he thinks, but she asks, with is more than others do. And, somehow, whenever she asks, his mind get so quiet, like she put it to rest with such a simple question. He tried to do it to himself once or twice, but it never worked. He figures she has to do it. It’s a little scary because it just makes him depend on her for his well being, but he was always one to depend on people so it’s just a habit, really.
He tries the best he can to do it with her too. He knows she’d never answer if he’d ask her what she’s thinking about, so he tries to listen carefully to everything she says so he can understand her better. He doesn’t know why he feels the need to understand her. Maybe he felt like she’d asked him. Maybe he just wanted to. 
“I’ll see you next weekend, yeah?” She says, once they’re sitting side to side on the tube, and she’s getting ready to hop off since it’s almost her stop.
“Actually,” he grabs her arm to catch her attention, “i’m throwing a Christmas party next Sunday, do you want to come?”
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eldritch-spouse · 2 years ago
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*makes Breg sit down* ok listen, I love you, I love you so so much, but.... I was Originally sent to catch you for the facility.. but then I met you and started falling and I just cant hand you over! I'm sorry, I didnt want to scare you. You can be dangerous when scared and to be honest I was scared, scared that as soon as I came clean you would hate me. That you would do something worse than just kill me. I was scared youd leave me. *breaks down into sobbing*
[Hahahahah, you've met with a terrible fate.]
TW: Heavy angst.
Breg listens to you very calmly.
When you first sat him down at the table to discuss something serious, he had a number of things on his mind. Maybe you were going to mention you've been having too much sex, or perhaps he just didn't put the dishwasher in the proper settings again and ruined the cutlery. Or it could have been about him not wanting you to leave the house so often. He was a bit nervous, admittedly.
However, the more you began talking, the more you let slip, the more Breg shut down. Reality crashes upon the monster like a crushing weight, the breeder senses his heart and mind shatter together into a million shards that bleed to the kitchen floor. He feels like he's dying on the side of the road and you ran him over one last time, just to be sure. How dare you cry. How dare you look at him. How dare you speak. There's too much going through his head. Too many emotions bubbling with unparalleled intensity, too much fear and rage and hurt and confusion. It hurts it hurts it hurts so bad it hurts stop it it's enough- But he can't let himself feel that pain yet.
Now isn't the time.
Consumed by your own meltdown, you don't see the way he gulps and bares his teeth for a second. You don't see his hands fisting by his side. Breg takes a quiet, deep breath as he watches you cry. Memories of what the two of you have lived through together flash through his mind's eye while he struggles to remain composed and still his shaking.
" Hey... I- It's okay. " The breeder gets up, slowly approaching your sobbing form with a wobbly, sympathetic smile and outstretched arms. " Come here, angel. We'll be fine. " You look up at him through blurry red eyes.
" I promise. "
Relieved, smiling back, you toss yourself into his waiting arms, and Breg closes them, letting you spill crocodile tears onto his chest.
The breeder's hands rub cicles on your back sedatedly, edging upwards, one strokes your hair lovingly and the other combs over your upper back. You're mumbling something he doesn't care to hear. A long, comfortable pause unfolds.
Eventually, both pale extremities find your neck.
CRACK
Your windpipe shatters in his hands, it makes a disgusting but oddly satisfying crunch when the organic material dislocates and scrapes together. Breg doesn't take his tightened grip away until you've become entirely limp in his hold, sputtering out blood in gurgling wheezes. The pain paralyzes you, makes you pass out entirely. Breg isn't sure if that's enough, so he fists your hair and twists your head as far as he can, until several pops and cracks ring out.
The breeder holds you for a couple of silent, thoughtful moments, using the ticking of an old clock on the wall to ground himself.
Your corpse plummets to the floor when he turns, discarded like a mangled sheet of paper. Breg makes a move towards your phone, intending to find Fasma's contact in there, but thinks twice, leaving it as it is. Calmly, the monster grabs a towel, wets it, and uses the cloth to clean the blood off him.
Breg walks out the apartment, shutting the door behind him. He's not entirely sure where he's going anymore, but he keeps walking until his legs hurt, until he can feel his feet growing sore and weak.
The pain helps him keep his mind blank.
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