#so like i rightfully freaked out

[hexgaywire]

Sometimes I think about an unnamed Vtuber in Invicta who I matched with on Bumble while living in Japan and then finding out that unnamed Vtuber was who he was bc he posted a gym photo on his IG story and then a similar one on twitter and I put two and two together and it was all thanks to him and Uki having frequent twitter interactions

[beatcroc]

hi. vore on main. no that's it that's the post this is straight up genuinely and unironically voreposting on main. mostly just a lot of cutsey dumb goofy shit, but monsterfucker brain did get ahold of me for a bit there so there's also a handful that are uhhhh Spicy. nothing explicit, but like, It's Vore Dude, so if you look under the cut that is YOUR problem ok? ok.

ok listen before i move on i have to put it out there look i KNOW i drew the funny rat skeleton comic with this guy but that was ONLY because it was funny. thats not my real belief, he doesn't have any organs at all he is just a sack of gunk. he is harmless. it's basically just the same inside as on the outside but slightly more damp since it's not exposed to air to give him that drier 'skin' layer.

also i already typed this out in my friendserver so im pasting it here now too. my stance on fp re: horniness is i really can't see him as a 'sexual' being, per se, especially with how non-biological he is, but also he really really really likes physical intimacy so if you are giving him permission to be weird and touchy on you in any context, let alone one both parties would enjoy, i mean. he's not gonna say no. this Could be about sex or w/e if someone wanted to fuck him but more relevantly here yeah it's about vore. i think that's categorically about the Most you can be touchy/in contact on a guy so yeah thats always what he's going to go for. tangentially he just thinks it's fun to make peppino* flustered so since pep does not particularly Enjoy being vored, fp has other options to Get Up In There for something else pep might enjoy *spoken generally for whatever theoretical partner, just peppino is the one that's readily available here and fun to use

also while im here id like to say. no peppino is not a monsterfucker are you kidding me. he is not going to ever go out of his way for weirdness. weirdness really has a way of finding him though, and he's shockingly tolerant of it as long as he doesn't clock it as a threat. anyway what im saying is if you got a big clingy beast around and al up in your business all the time shits just gonna kinda Happen sometimes. he's certainly not going to Encourage it but if hes already in that situation, might as well at that point.

[jinxed-sinner]

So we're all in agreement that the end of Full Moon is not Blitz or Stolas's fault, and is the result of years of abuse and neglect Blitz suffered from Cash (probably with trauma from the circus fire mixed in) and years of abuse and neglect Stolas suffered from Paimon and Stella right

[cetoddle]

being a link click fan with qiao ling as ur favorite character is so funny. there’s just some dudes doing gay shit right in front of everyone and then in the background is the most beautiful gorgeous showstopping incredible woman you’ve ever seen minding her own business

[astolfofo]

the lack of content with all the characters in bsd except for the 5 characters that get bones’ favouritisim in BSD physically hurts me. 

Like literally I’m starting to wonder if I just became a Dazai simp just because there’s only content about him. (it’s not im lying but still) 

[butch-bakugo]

Idk whose focused on cafab intersex transfems more: cishet men and random pansexuals with a fetish or transradfems with seething hatred disingenuously acting like it's a "contradictory label discourse" thing only used by perisex cis women instead of a "lack of language for intersex people and acknowledgement of their suffering therefore they connect with that label because it's the closest label to their experience" thing.

[mustlovesteve]

Rabies comes up in my life far more often than it should tbh

[oldscoutblog]

Do you like cats? If you say the wrong answer, the saw trap opens.

-🧩

Saw trap!?? The hell did you put it???

Ok well. I know what the wrong answer is but I’m gonna stand my ground and speak my truth!

I prefer dogs. But cats are cool too

[born-to-lose]

I love being the always single person in my family, mad respect to my sister for constantly dating guys for the last 8 years, I would have shot myself

[loderlied]

posting on here is like my sisyphean boulder i'm constantly rolling tbh

[paeinovis]

Christ I wish I had been given a better heads-up abt what iud insertion entailed. If you have bad cramps on periods, know that they like. Grab Your Cervix which, for me, Induced the worst cramps of my entire whole life even on painkillers and weed gummy, and continued for a day

[nobodybetterlookatme]

you’re valid

Thank you but the general concensus from the girlies has been no I'm not LMAO I just have zero reading comprehension and was dramatic for no reason, so I'm just gonna go ahead and delete that other post now bc I overreacted over literally nothing ahdkakskal

[forestshadow-wolf]

I FOUND IT!! Guys you don't understand! I post SO much and I only use mobile

Anyway onto the funny not funny thought

(Cw: vauge panic attack)

One night soap is lying in bed trying to go to sleep but he can't because he's having that panic attack that he'd been shoveing away for so long, but it's been so long that while he is feeling the physical affects, his brain isn't getting the "mental doom". So the thinks he's sick or sum, right? And ge goes banging in ghost's door, and ghost opens the door for him, and he's like,

"i think I'm sick." (He says it all pouty, too)

And ghost is like "ok, what's goin' on, tell me about it.", and soap describe ls what's he's feeling (shortness of breath, heart palpitations, dizziness, ect. All the panic attack symptoms, right). And ghost is super confused for a moment before it clicks like "OMG JOHNNY!"

And soap is all like, "wut?"

Ghost is DUMBFOUNDED, "JOHNNY, You're having a panic attack!! SIT DOWN"

Pspspspspspsps @resident-idiot-simp @myriadblvck DINNER TIME!

soap actively compartmentalizes a panic attack

And ghost is just standing there like 💀🧍‍♂️

[skhardwarevers1]

hot take I shouldn’t be allowed to be scared

[felikatze]

funniest thing abt reginald is that he does end up with mary in universes where he just acts like a normal person. my guy you had to do none of that. she would've just straight up said yes if you asked her out regularly

[assassinhomecreedstuck]

hot take but I think the people afraid of AI and robotics are the people who don't know how it works