#so like he knows knows he bbg™

[wejustvibing]

Sir??

[cool-person-yey]

tmagp notes 30: the season finale babeyyy

• I am aware that I haven't been consistent with these but neither has my life so!

• I HAVE to do one for the finale though

• *ominous music* ahhh I'll miss you so much bbg

• *office noises— oh phonecall noises*

• who's the sigher

• Oh sam

• do not be tough just drink the goddamn water sam

• nah I think the apocalypse will take a couple more episodes bro

• Collin!!!! I've missed you buddy!!!

• what trouble. what trouble Collin.

• fr3d1's what collin. what is up with fr3d1

• WHAT DO YOU MEAN GOODBYE COLLIN. WHAT DO YOU MEAN.

• hey Gwen & Lena

• oh boy.

• wait wait wait

• it can't just be that easy can it

• christ that laugh

• good for Lena tho. good for her. wish her the best

• back to the lovely couple

• mate if your definition of not normal is just creatures asking for teeth then you've got to create a higher The Horrors tolerance

• hello random individual 👋

• oh clean up guy

• well he did warn them

•hello taxi driver

• lmao client confidentiality™

• hey clean up guy

• oh no

• oh no

• oh no

• wound. haha. like in. like in.

• oh no

• not commenting much on the statement because I am just doing the :o face continuously

• the horrors miss him when he's gone that's adorable

• oh no

• well at least he won't be gone anymore!

• not the basement

• ominous sound

• see. see what

• what do you meannn

• Sam I understand your frustrations and you're totally in the right to be angry but let's not have a couples fight in a creepy basement

• welp! the cards have been (partially) revealed.

• OH FUCK

• FUCK SHIT FUCK

• STAB? STAB LIKE IN LIKE IN.

• OH FUCK STATEMENT

• fuckkkk

• love how everyone's dealing with the horrors but gwen ( and lena too I hope ) is just chilling

• HA that is not going to end well

• welcome to another episode of are my old headphones fucked up or is that the audio glitches?

• gone??? gone how??? gone as in dead??? gone as in somewhere else????

• well! that was surely something

goodbye folks see you next... well I don't know yet but if you need me I'll be marinating this episode in my beautiful head

[kieranwritess]

COD MWII x Cyberpunk 2077 AU Brainrot

Fandom: Call of Duty

Characters: 141, LV, Graves, Laswell

Notes: cw for graves /lh, perhaps a bit of implied soapghost, bisexual soap, bisexual johnny silverhand, probably ooc but i do what i want ❤️

a/n: inspired by @yeyinde and my midnight-fueled obsession :) I'll probably make a part two to this because it's now my baby. knowledge of Cyberpunk 2077 is recommended because I reference in-universe characters. yes it's very niche, no I don't care.

- set in 2077

- they would all hate Johnny Silverhand. no exceptions.

- Soap's a little sad he shares a name with that fellow bi disaster bastard tho

- in a similar vein, they'd probably not be too fond of River; Price would envy him for his naivety and Gaz sees himself in River

- fanon Rogue and Price would 100% bond over being mother hens to a ragtag group of idiots

- Graves but Meredith Stout

- no questions asked

- the bitch would work for Militech or some other arms corp

- probably Militech because it is very American™ and he's a little yeeyee boy

- i might have Rudy's characterization wrong, but I feel like he'd have started in the NCPD like River

- poor boys only wanted to make the world better but instead Rudy became jaded and is sort of resigned to his job like Han

- Alejandro would be his buddy from Heywood who was always trying to get him to quit the force

- Ghost is probably the most like V in terms of skills and attitude

- but he's not some gonk kid who wants to make it big, he's made it big

- fixers either love him or they hate him

- one of those "going down in a blaze of glory" dudes

- would never work with Dex, though, and is especially relieved he never did after he hears about the Arasaka heist

- Price: veteran, but in a Mitch way and not a 6th street way. I feel like he had the potential to be a fixer, but wanted to try to have a quiet life after the war (Price bbg, there is no such thing as a quiet life in NC)

- is kind of like Takemura in the sense he'd love to run off and join a nomad clan (because fuck this place, honestly)

- but NC is all he knows and he has people he cares about there (read as: poor dude is attached to the 141 boys)

- Johnny (Silverhand) respects him, even if Price wants to rip him a new one every second they're around each other

- he could definitely become a mentor figure to V and would consider joining up with them if they take The Star ending

- honestly, i can still see Laswell working for the NUSA government

- but I'm not sure how we'd get a connection between her and the 141

- fuck logic, Price and Kate are still besties

- Soap and Panam get on like a house on fire

- a propensity for a little rule breaking and an affection harbored for an authority figure (i'll let you decide in what sense) brings them together

- I probably hc Gaz as younger than he actually is, but he gives off baby solo vibes

- brb thinking back to Jackie and V at the food stall outside of H10 and crying about it

- anyways

- Gaz would probably be the most like streetkid V

- bro knows his way around local fixers

- hc that Ghost and Gaz met on a job before Ghost made it big time

- and Ghost is all "I work alone >:(" but they discover that they work well together

- again thinking back to the streetkid intro, albeit Ghost is nowhere near the same as Jackie personality wise

- they probably grew apart after Ghost becomes a solo

- but Ghost is the first one to suggest Gaz when asked to put together a team for a big job (i.e. the heist but it doesn't go sideways)

- and yeah imo that's how c77!141 is put together

- Ghost knows Gaz, Gaz grew up around Price, and Price knows of Soap through the grapevine

- I guess to "convert" each of them into ttrpg factions, Soap is a techie, Ghost is a solo, Price is prolly a fixer, and Gaz might fall under lawman (as a PI or something)

- i am making less and less sense so I'm gonna stop here for now

[gildeddlily]

another bram post

i can't actually function without bragging ab this man.

Just, all the jokes about him being Aya's father figure are my reason to live, but even tho that man is Father Material™ it's almost impossible he's gonna have the concrete possibility to be her father (help me).

Aya is probably too kind to let him kill his father (I hope he dies pt2) but I hope someone does something for it, yes kunikida bbg we're talking to you, free the child from the abusive parenthood please. (I see it, Bram talking seriously with a more than pissed Kunikida explaining why "a goddess shouldn't be treated that bad") (Them realising they have to coparent a child) (Bram thinking Kunikida is one of his concubine im crying)

Bram will probably die, and I just know it. what are the alternatives? that he survives and they remove the sword, and goes back to sleep. He could join the ADA, or he could become an ally for them to be woken up when needed (hc in that universe Aya wakes him up to watch teenage mutant ninja turtles together) but it's truly unrealistic, more an utopia, and I only expect the worst. So yes, I've read a fic with him dying and giving his powers to Aya, but thinking about it, if they remove the sword Bram takes control of the vampires, and they could become his "siblings" (image bram calling akutagawa brother- oh right he already did it). We see that Bram stopped turning ppl into vampires when they all got killed, starting to consider his ability a calamity (im crying), but if he simply let them have free will and live their life? like akutagawa and jouno wouldn't die. And Tecchou would have a long life crush on a vampire (he fell first and harder, change my mind)

the state of my phone rn is having every manga panel/icon with bram in like ten formats (asagiri can't give him more lines fr) (welcome me in the asagiri hate club) (stormbringer wasn't enough) (this man not being appreciated is enough)

[viothewolx]

Got to watch the Mario Movie with friends and 0/10 not enough Luigi /j But legit though, I REALLY like small details, so y'all already know how I felt with all the music and game references (majorly noticeable ones or not) And the voice acting, man did they do so good (Jack Black, Seth Rogan and Charlie Day (of course) being my favorites)

!! Spoilers under the cut !!

Jack Black did SO GOOD AS BOWSER EXPLECIALLY IN THE SINGING SCENES (Not to mention tHE ANIMATION WAS SO GOOD THEN TOO FOR NO REASON), Seth Rogan was a great pick for DK, I loved the delivery of the lines, and Charlie Day was Charlie Day, enough said (and I honestly totally forgot about Chris Pratt voicing Mario while I was watching the movie) But I gotta talk about the lack of Luigi scenes in the movie. I know I'm biased towards him (He's the Babygirl Ultra Supreme™, who's isn't?), but they showed him a lot in the trailers, so I feel like it was kinda misleading. Sure, it was nice at the end when he also got to use the Star and Throw Hands™, but I feel like that's the only plot important thing he did, other than being Mario's brother. But can we talk about the end credits scene in the sewer? I thought it as gonna be a Luigi's Mansion movie teaser considering they played the jingle in the movie (and the pipes made me think of the basement level in LM3, along with some other stuff), but it's freaking Yoshi instead (ofc Yoshi is still good, but it could've been the bbg himself) And yes I did scream and beat the life out of the nearest object every single time he was on screen thank you for asking

(Ok rant over lol)

[daftdrac]

Actually there are multiple moss men.

The Dilf™ also gets to be plant.

Sorry you get this picture of his ass instead because I couldn't find a picture of Price in his ghillie suit. Btw by "Dilf" his kids are the rest of tf141 (Soap, Ghost, Gaz) as well as Alejandro and Rudy (Mexican special forces). Their mother is Laswell who is a lesbian cia agent who smokes. Her wife hates it when she smokes so she is trying to quit. Price is (not canonically but 100%) gay. Price and Laswell are amazing they are the only true instance of wlw/mlm solidarity I've ever seen.

Alex (golden retriever boy. Marine. America man.) is like their kid that the government took away for no apparent reason (cia/American military or whatever idk specific lore declared ULF (urzikstan liberation force. Leader is Farah, badass woman that I love, who price and Alex are friends with) an enemy for some reason I forgot and alex like. Kinda?? Committed fucking treason or something?? And started working for Farah in the ULF as her right hand after her brother became a bad guy or something and literally just stopped working with the cia like he was. I love Farah and Alex they're so silly my babies).

And then there's Graves! My stupid pathetic fucking meow meow blorbo wet cat virgin closeted bi loser bbg.

He sucks and I fucking hate him and he's genuinely aggravating. But ykwhat? When he comes on screen I giggle and kick my feet cause I'm a weird little freak creature and simping for basic men is in my nature. Have a picture of his actor (Warren Kole<33) making a stupid silly pouty face. Because.

Anyways this man is a villain, so of course I like him. He ends up betraying tf141 and stuff happens because America and blah blah RAHHHH🦅🦅🦅 moving on. He 100% has severe religious trauma and is so deep in the closet he's knawed a hole through the back and the wall and has left the house entirely. BUT only for him. If anyone told him he was gay he would probably shoot them on sight but I KNOW deep in that cold, tiny heart of his this is a BISEXUAL MAN RIGHT HERE. he's got some shit to go through before he ever admits to any of that but whatever. And then the MAIN VILLAIN !!! 🙏

Makarov.

I couldn't find more than one picture of him that wasn't overlayed with either silly shit or random smutty hcs screenshotted from tiktok and I decided you'd probably appreciate the former more. Anyways yeah that's basically the fandom consensus of him he's either SILLY or an actual evil fucking freak who deserves like 76 death sentences and a blowjob. The only in-between is if you think he's silly AND want to fuck him.

Genuinely I 100% think this man is a RAGING homosexual actually. Probably has trauma from being in a homophobic family and just learned to bottle up and hide all his emotions that weren't related to rage. Also I think he's an undiagnosed sociopath and probably a narcissist and some other shit too. love him he's silly

Og Makarov and Yuri r

Btw. In case you care (this is a joke they're not actually canon but like. They DEFINITELY fucked AT LEAST once)

Anyways sorry I'll stop yapping about the military propaganda game now 😔 /hj

SHYT THE FUCK UP OKAY I SAW YOU REBLOGGED THE SCARY SOAP POST THAT I REBLOGGED ... ARE YOU A FUCKING COD FAN CAUSE ILL GO FUCKING FERAL JAHRBSIAUEBKCI.

Uhhhhh

I don't know anything about COD, but if you want to tell me about it, I'll listen!