#so just… god. god fucking damn man
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there is, famously, a huge amount of social pressure on gnc cis people to transition. society just wants more trans people, trans women especially. this is a real and serious problem. there are just too many trans women making egg jokes. we have to protect the poor cis people from being compared to us (which is clearly and self evidently a horrible thing to do clearly)
#juney.txt#I'm gonna drink lighter fluid#are the people calling every single gnc cis person they see an egg in the room with us right now?#this is not a real thing that happens but if it was it wouldn't be a thing worth taking seriously#you people just found a sociably acceptable way to act like trans women are oppressing cis people#so you can Heroically Tell Them Off or whatever#over fucking *nothing*#I hope every single cis man wakes up tomorrow in a basement with an estrogen needle stuck in their vein#especially if they're gnc#oh god I just realised why they constantly bring that up in this stupid hypothetical#it's to give the hypothetical cis person an aura of queerness.#so that disrespecting their gendernonconformity#by suggesting they might actually not be a guy who is fem (queering it) but rather a gal who is fem#becomes some kind of queerphobic erasure#it's trying to reframe things to make it look like trans people even talking about the idea of eggs is Punching Down against other queer ppl#God fucking damn it
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I squeaked and giggled and twirled my hair so now you will too!!! Here are some young Jeremy Brett pics that make me have feelings
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Oh my god?????
#no he's just SO FUCKING PRETTY#the cheekbones??? the jawline???? THE EYES??? KSKDJDKALSLS#im dyiiiing#oh my gooooooooood#im actually peeling my skin off while chewing my organs piece by piece#yes that's how i feel JESUS#god bless men#that meaning jeremy brett#jeremy brett#my man#also his first wife was so pretty too?????#SHE LOOKED SO ELEGANT DAMN#the adventures of sherlock holmes#granada holmes#my fair lady
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i love it when a tv show has lows that are so low you're so ashamed to ever show it to anyone ever but then highs that melt your brain a bit, like, "good fucking god, this is genuinely such an astounding piece of craftmanship... my perception of the medium, and perhaps of myself, has been challenged/changed in 40 minutes" but you cant even express that to ppl without feeling like youre fucking deranged bc my god the lows .....
#Egg.txt#sorry i saw gar watched Hush recently and like#my god thats such a good episode of television . like sincerely fucking solid. like damn man.#and theres other eps of buffy i'd rank among that i.e a certain s5 episode that just still gives me chills to think about#but this also goes for trek + doctor who + farscape + and any and every lame little campy show out there#that just needs to fuck your head wide open sometimes#maybe that why i have enjoyed bsg but i havent like fucking Melded with it yet because its highs and its lows are both there but it doesnt#ever touch the extremes of either#i need something so so bad and so so good at once that makes mefeel like im insane#god i might go rewatch some tos soon#but yeah ok abt bsg maybe its alsojust#laccking a sincerity to it sometimes#and not just in how its a darker/grittier#but just in general i feel like .........hm. idk..#let me ponder
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actual life goal is forcing spirkers to acknowledge bones at all
#the number of times i’ve just barely held myself back from going ‘hey u do realise there is a Man inches from them right’#u don’t even need to ship mcspirk i just need u to acknowledge that he exists and he is there and he is spirk’s closest friend#like god y’all see the fucking camping trip and it’s just ‘oh look spirk’ bitch what. what.#anyway current urge is to literally make a museum-style things just showing off Bones but i might actually make an online archive#simply because he gets so terribly ignored and not just by the fandom either#like why does paramount do so much with the fucking GORN but doesn’t touch bones. why do star trek analyses look at spirk#and not at my guy who is there for damn near all of the stories. everyone i speak to irl who knows star trek has at least once looked at me#and asked who tf i was talking about when i said bones was my favourite. how do people not know who he is.#star trek#bones mccoy#leonard mccoy#leonard 'bones' mccoy
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Taiju x Sick!Reader Who's Also On Her Period
♡ SFW and NSFW, fem reader, fluff, oral->fem receiving, fingering, blood kink, unprotected sex + creampie, soft!Taiju ♡
note: ngl I wrote this for myself lol, ofc I was gonna share it with y'all tho
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SFW
🦈 Knew he was gonna have to take extra good care of you when you got sick because your period was right around the corner (he tracks it so he can be prepared)
🦈 Got you pads/tampons, painkillers and cold medicine, all your favorite snacks, and plugged up the heating pad he bought you
🦈 The type of boyfriend to carry you around the house when you're too weak to get up
🦈 Massages every inch of your body, he always knows every spot that hurts
🦈 Kisses you even though he could get sick, this man is not about to give up his kisses just because you got a little cold
🦈 Always knows what you need and when you need it, ask him for something and he's already in front of you with what you need
🦈 Cuddles you and gently puts pressure on your tummy to help with your cramps
NSFW
🦈 Massages and kisses your tits (you can't tell me he doesn't)
🦈 Eats your pussy without hesitation, he'd even let you sit on his face
🦈 Fingers you for hours on end til half his hand is completely covered in your blood and juices and you're begging for him to fuck you
🦈 Extra gentle with you, takes it nice and slow so he can hit all your weak spots
🦈 Grips your tummy with one hand and plays with your clit with the other
🦈 Something about seeing his dick going in and out of your pussy, getting coated in your blood, turns him on real bad
🦈 Creampies you because he knows how bad you need want him to fill you up
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#tokyo revengers headcanons#tokyo revengers smut#tokyo revengers x reader#taiju fluff#tokyo revengers fluff#taiju smut#taiju x reader#I need him expeditiously#this man makes me feel things I can't even describe#I wanna sit on his face so damn bad 😭#he's just so fucking hot 😮💨#god bless Wakui for creating such a fine ass man 🫶
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s5e7 Bot Seeks Bot
#vbrosclips#vbros#venture bros#the venture brothers#rusty venture#the monarch#dr girlfriend#brock samson#s5e7#season 5#oh man the face i made#literally :D !#theyre so cute here i love how hes just standing there waiting for his wife to smack them down with guild law#shes such a reneissance woman honestly bioengineering AND law?? god damn#also idk if ill have the chance to talk abt it otherwise bc i didnt clip much of this episode. too tired#but vendata's situation is SO fucked up omg#again the subtext i like. with a bit of proper overtext. but jesus christ lol
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what if i said hal's mom called him "hally" specifically as a play on halley's comet, huh. what if i said she did that because she knew no matter how far he went, he'd always come back to her, hm. what then.
#and then he wasnt with her when she died FUCK#jessica jordan#they could never make me hate you#hal jordan#green lantern#empyrean posting#i do think it's extremely fucked up how they diminished and rotted her character post spectre. i actually hate it so much#i dont really mind the rewriting of martin as a /not/ absentee and abusive father (even though it cheapens the complex relationship hal had#with him what with the being his mirror image and wearing his jacket and becoming a pilot in spite of how martin treated him. constantly#seeking validation and love from a man who not only would never but then could never give it to him) but then going on to act as if jessica#wasnt his most important parent just by virtue of her being his only one for most of his life and going on to say she was actually kind of#bad because she wouldnt support him when she looked after three sons by herself and also begged the air force to take him back when he was#about to be dismissed is sooooo. god. it irks me so much. she was always there for him and she may not have been perfect but she did her#damn best and now they go around acting like martin was the only REAL figure in hal's life growing up because they understood each other on#some special cosmic level?? go to hell.#talking to myself sorry
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Min told Moiraine she's ending up with Thom Merrilin, didn't she?
#wheel of time#min farshaw#moiraine damodred#thom merrilin#one of the weirdest pairings rj made#his wife needed to stop telling him to write bodice rippers#he did so well with queer platonic relationships#just let the man write what he's good at#fucking bodice rippers#god damn
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I cannot stress how many times this fancam of hetamyu Prussia plays in my head daily I need to be neutered immediately
#is this what having a crush feels like???#I’ve never felt so pathetic how do you people do this#I’m possibly aro but I gotta job so I don’t really care about that rn#but damn I have a visceral need to start eating my arm and not stopping until it’s just my head left#this is a memetic and a disease#I need to put down like a rabid dog#hetamyu#aph prussia#hws prussia#gilbert beilschmidt#I think if this dude everytime I listen to Judas now#there’s also another one of him with Sexy Back playing and it fucks me up#has the same effect on me as hearing the voice of an angry god in my dreams#I am haunted by this man’s portrayal and swagger#need to be crushed under his boot#no one read this
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love thinking kipperlilly spends her afterlife looking for lucy in a familiar forest
#not art#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#like. does she have a mean of knowing lucy and yolanda got sent to cassandra's domain to hang out for a bit#kipperlilly's isolation means so much to me. she is punished for everything she's done she just doesn't pick up on it#until the moment she dies! one more funky thing that mirrors riz in which he's actively tried to cultivate a community and denied it#until the bad kids. while kipperlilly does not want or care about a community she just wants someone who validates her#but she does Need a community so she latches onto the person she lets closer to her to fulfill her emotional needs#she took the ritual willingly so this might genuinely be her first death. probably terrifying#probably not even enough bandwidth to feel mortified. maybe immediately seeking something comforting out of instinct alone#lmao honestly thinking too much abt fantasy high afterlifes gives me a headache And a visceral fear#Im not religious but I grew up in a culture with a dominantly buddhist/taoist cosmology its Scary that u just go to A Place after u die!!#and then ur still urself!!! thats scary to me what do u mean u stay like that forever. thats fucked#but yeah I think this influences how I see kipperlilly turn out a little bit. in a sense I think of her as being a ghost now#yknow. trying to solve something from life so she can move on and. stop living this life etc#man the reveal that lucy took being killed pretty seriously and is like yeah the others are decent and even sweet#and probably was just trying to hold her party together and do what she thinks is moral by hearing kipperlilly out#lol lmao etc. gods I gotta wonder how kipperlilly's mindset handled jawbones' help#it really is damn tragic tho. I stand by what I said folks like this will complain and be nasty to be around#but they dont have enough desire to inconvenience themselves to off the bat do something abt what they find unfair or whatever#its when theyre handed the seemingly very easy means to be right that they'll start being dangerous#its horribly tragic that the supposed metaplayer and the self-perceived mastermind turned out to ultimately be just an useful idiot#yknow what. I think personally in my heart kipperlilly moves on from her afterlife the moment she says sorry#doesnt even have to be to lucy but that's probably gonna be who received it#ah.... teenage rebellion. teenage gamejacking
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Chef greg delivery just for you. it's a wonder I hadn't bearified him yet, he's my fave greg too 🔪
gays literally only want one thing (to be chopped up and eaten by a depressed man) and it's fucking disgusting
#kabukeo#something to bear in mind#other's art#limbus company#project moon#lcb gregor#r.b. sous chef gregor#namesake#i'm sorry for doing a haha funny joke reply i just like#i spent like ten minutes pacing around my house when i saw this in my inbox i'm not exaggerating#thank you for my life i love him so bad#do i need a gift art tag now i just like. i don't even know what to say#i haven't even made any actual proper posts yet i just made a silly blog i feel like i haven't done anything to earn this#to stop myself from blubbering i'm just going to respond to the tags on your rb#no problem for providing details again i think about this grown ass fucking man too god damn much but it's not a problem.#problems are only problems if you call them a problem. it's not a problem.#thank you for seeing the vision on rhino geg.#since kjh refuses to release him that just means that we can continue to acknowledge this as true and canon and there's nothing he can do#[ignore that he has a cameo in a card in game no he doesn't]#to me rosespanner is like. very much the type of guy that when you're crushing on him you try to talk to him#and then you get him to start talking about stuff he's interested in#and then before long you end up agreeing to watch something you don't care for in the slightest#solely for the purpose of having something in common to talk with him about#meanwhile he doesn't pick up on you trying to flirt with him like at all#anyway i could go on about how badly i need hex nail gregor for both bear reasons and thematic Actual reasons#but i'm pretty sure i'm about to hit the tag limit. so i'll just say thank you again for the cannibal i will treasure him forever and alway#it took me like thirty minutes to type this all out after i sat down to actually do it because i kept getting embarrassed lmao#offerings to beargregor#< gift art tag#that's it. thank you for my life once again. keep fighting the good fight soldier. we'll get this to be common fanon one day. trust.
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I am once again on my bullshit
I will have so many WIPS by the end of this month, and I'll triple it by the next one at this rate.
#dragon age the veilguard#emmrich volkarin#dragon age#datv#datv rook#datv emmrich#digital illustration#The Volkarin Clan#i need to be doused with cold liquid#i want to fuck him#my brain is rotting#The wips#i have so many ideas#it just doesn't stop#when i tell you this man is so fine#so damn fine#Make wanna 💀#on god#not even the maker could pry me tf off#I'm going to crawl into this hole so deep#I will in fact find Atlantis
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Not to make anyone sad again BUT.
How can you say she's a bad big sister man she forever always did what she thought she could to keep Powder and, after accepting Jinx, Jinx safe.
The horror on both Caitlyn! And Vis faces after hearing Jinx's blood curdling scream for Isha. Isha saved Jinx, Jinx wanted to save her little adopted sister and Vi just wanted to save her little sister. And this is with an active injury on Vi's part. You can clearly see how awful and horrified and RIPPED apart she is to have to pull Jinx away. To say, I'm sorry I can't let you die with her I still need you.
And after Vi saves Jinx? I think we were absolutely robbed by having not been shown it and only told about it. Jinx somehow focuses herself after losing everything in ANOTHER explosion, AGAIN, and manages to only care about getting Vi out to safety. And then just. Gives up.
I'm sorry your Honor but they were sisters and they always loved each other forever and always and the world straight up said absolutely not. You do not get to be happy you do not get to love each other and you do not get to have any of that especially if you're both alive for some reason. And they tried their fucking hardest to fight that anyway 😭 and where we leave off at the end of the SERIES, but not their stories by a long shot I hope, is heart breaking and sad as hell.
I hope they heal, I hope they find peace, and I hope they find each other again in less chaotic times so they actually just sit next to each other. And hug it out and talk like fuck man
#words#i dont#think i can handle tragedies dude oh ym god#its too much it's#so frustrating and tantalizingly what could have been#what they almost had#WHAT THEY STILL COULD HAVE IF THEY WOULD JUST#BE ALONE FOR 30 MINUTES TO TALK GOD DAMNED IT MAN#fuck#im so incredibly invested in their Dynamic it isn't even funny anymore man#i don't know why they get me#well i think i do and thats why that tragedy part is so#addictive right now its the chase of what could have been#the chase of what can be#the filling in the blanks the writers left#filling in the gaps#its everything
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just finished the Ithaca saga and .... wow
i am not the same person after that
#holy shit holy shit dude#i was sobbing so much man#SO GOOOOOOD WHAT THE FUCK#god damn#he really just said that too eh#good for him#anyways damn#SHITTTTTTT#fuck dude#god damn it#fuckkkkkkkkkkkk#yeah#me#rant#epic the musical#epic the ithaca saga
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rewatching season 3 for the first time in forever rn and. the doctor and jack make me so sick dude. i feel sooooo unwell about them. like imagine you meet rose and the doctor, these amazing people that you find yourself traveling with and coming to care for, then one day you end up left behind by this man that you trusted, alone and fundamentally changed forever—back from the dead. you wait for over 100 years, searching for him, and when you finally find him you learn that he abandoned you on purpose. that he views you as something wrong, something that he can’t stand to look at. a fixed point, something not meant to exist. this guy that you loved and trusted, telling you all of this right to your face. like that’s crazy
#likeeee ily doctor but dear fucking god#i feel so bad for jack 💀#like ok martha’s also going through her unrequited love arc but jack???#this man was changed forever. he literally can’t die#all because he traveled with the doctor#and now this guy who was essentially responsible for his fate (somewhat) just… abandons him#treats him like something fucked up. yknow?#like shittttt dude damn#PLUSSSS HE THOUGHT THEY LOST ROSE#like DEAD lost not parallel world lost#these 2 people he cared about so much. like. he lost them#one of them he didn’t really even have to lose. like the doctor’s right THEREEE he FOUND him#and yet#tragic shit man#doctor who#doctor/jack#tenjack#??#captain jack harkness#hello everypony :3 feeling awesome. very normal
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Izuku bounces on his feet as Kacchan steps off the platform, unable to keep the smile off his face as red eyes catch sight of him. He waves, a tad manically.
"Kacchan!" He yells, ignoring the looks he gets. "Over here!"
Kacchan is followed over by several other, familiar looking people. A man that can only be Chargebolt leans forward.
"Oho! Who's this?"
"My pet stalker."
"Kacchan, that's not very nice," Izuku says absently.
Kacchan ruffles Izuku's hair with more force than necessary.
"I'm not very nice."
"That is true!" Chargebolt grins, stroking his chin faux-thoughtfully.
"So," Kacchan says next. "What's new in nerd-land?"
"Oh! Um, well... Did you read that paper I sent you?"
"That thing on fuckin' Freezerburn?"
"Yeah, about the indicators! Like how you've got your mom's skin-"
"I don't want to hear about my mom's skin." Kacchan groans.
Too bad.
"- Your mom's skin" Izuku continued, "as well as your quirk in your palms and-"
Izuku cuts himself off this time. Red Riot (his hair's not that bad, Kacchan) is waving his hand in the air like a student. So was the Alien Queen, with a shit-eating grin on her face, and then Chargebolt also started to flail about and nearly hit-
"Oh my god! Are you Cellophane?!"
"Not if he knows what's good for him." Kacchan mutters.
"It's an honour to meet you! I'm a big fan! I really loved what you did last week in that fight with Athenium- actually, um, wait, I think I have-"
He starts to rummage through his bag, but Kacchan is faster and snatches his notebook out with a hiss.
"No. They don't know you. We're not doing this."
"Kacchan." Izuku frowns.
"No."
Red Riot seems unable to contain himself any longer.
"Bakubro, who is this guy?" he shouts, at the same time as Alien Queen cheers.
"This must be that guy that Katsuki's always-"
Kacchan whirls around and slaps Izuku's notebook over her mouth, because he is an oaf with no respect for other people or their property. Izuku is what, Kacchan?
Whatever. Izuku brought extra notebooks today, just in case. He pulls one out, and a pen, and then Cellophane takes the pen? And Izuku's notebook? Oh, he's signing the notebook, that's nice of him.
"Here you go," Cellophane smiles, handing it back.
Izuku already has three Cellophane signatures that Kacchan mailed to him through Auntie, because Kacchan is the best but also weird, but this is cool too. Izuku will have to cut it out and paste it in his album later.
What he actually wants to know is-
"Um, what's your name? I can't call you Cellophane when you're on vacation..." He flips open to a new page, ready to start writing...
The silence stretches too long. He looks up to find Cellophane looking at him uncertainly.
"Actually..." Cellophane starts slowly-
"That's what we wanna ask you!" Chargebolt shouts excitedly, and then Kacchan steals Izuku's notebook, again, and his bag, and Izuku has more important things to worry about than social niceties.
"Bakugou Katsuki!" he screeches. "Get back here!"
He starts running after Kacchan, who must have lost his mind on the train ride over if he thinks Izuku is going to let him get away with this. He'll tell Auntie! He will!
Auntie will just laugh at him if Izuku tells her that Kacchan has taken up purse-snatching but she'll laugh at Kacchan too, and then Kacchan will be really annoyed, just like Izuku is right now, and he's taking up running as a hobby first thing tomorrow because he's tired now already and curse Kacchan's longer legs, Izuku is going to cut them off-
They leave the Bakusquad blinking in their dust.
#bnha#izuku midoriya#midoriya izuku#bakugou katsuki#katsuki bakugou#mha#bakusquad#the start (of something beautiful. obviously)#katsuki would like for izuku to meet his friends. to prove he has them you damn nerd.#he does have friends. they are not his minions stop sending him those horrible despicable me edits izuku i swear to god.#katsuki does not. repeat does NOT. want his friends to meet izuku. fuck you he has perfectly good taste in men.#izuku's just a bit much to inflict on an unsuspecting anybody on a first meeting is all. he's fine after he gets it out of his system.#solution. take the notebooks and run.#somehow this will end with his mother teasing him ruthlessly but more importantly mina will not get any more ammunition#izuku is just like. all according to keikaku#right up until kacchan books it with the bookbag#izuku has some nerve calling katsuki weird but also if izuku wanted to give you something he would just hand it over rather than#playing charades with his mother who is going along with this just to see how far he'll push it#so brat. when are you going to man up and take that kid out on a date?#shut up! shut up! shut up!#he gets enough of this crap from mina ffs#oh so you don't want this delivered then?#!!!!! old hag!!!!#bakudeku
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