#so itd b safe to do so

[w1nterk1tty]

im a lil drunk and debating on sending a text ... should i do it

[pepprs]

idk how to reconcile my new self with my old self. also i fucking hate waiting. GRAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[necromancer-mango]

think its the mental illness and/or the grief but i have not felt v strongly abt anything in a long while

[howlsofbloodhounds]

headcanon that the thing that draws killer to color first is color's six souls situation. he wants to experiment on them so badly, but can never get to beat color so he goes plan b: pretend to befriend color then backstab him later. fortunately the plan backfires and the rest is history :)

also, i do wonder if killer has ever offered color to absorb his red soul. like, is killer's soul human enough? would color become a god after absorbing killer's soul? i think that would be a conversation color has to steer away, but killer can't stop his curiosity and self-destructive hypothesizing. color can become a god. color will be invincible. color can finally be safe like that. and like, maybe if color absorbs killer's soul, killer can finally communicate with the six souls and realize the horrors of raising six semi-children in your head as a single parent.

~ crowshipping anon

crow, how I’ve missed you. you and delta anon are the backbones of this blog btw.

And I absolutely adore the idea of how it started being that killer wanted to experiment on him lmao. Especially if its like “if this guys gonna keep lingering around, might as well make him useful,” and then he just keeps getting his ass beat over and over.

And then he decides to just go the friend route, play along and pretend he’s listening to the “bullshit” Color’s spewing, but color’s actually being genuinely nice. like, genuinely? hes not even trying to make killer stop or change, just firmly setting boundaries and redirecting killer’s curiosity on to something less destructive. and now, oh no, he likes him. hes fascinating.

and i think killer proposing the idea of color absorbing his soul even once is interesting, even if indirectly and possibly during one of his more self destructive or paranoid moments. perhaps if something happens that threatened colors life or somehow caused him to be hurt, or if something is just making killer think about them being separated. perhaps stage 1’s insecurity or just nightmares.

probably proposed it something like, “what if we became one” and color makes a light joke like “that would be awful, this heads already so full, dont you dislike children?” and then killer keeps going on with his line of thought. how color would be a god basically, how they’d be together, how maybe killers soul could help be a source of further power for color.

how hed be safe. killers soul is strong enough to rewrite entire timelines. color wouldn’t even have to worry about death.

of course killer may phrase it as something along the lines of how itd make color more powerful whenever he voices it, but color doesn’t care for more power and they both know that and color knows that he knows. color can read between the lines and killer knows that, too.

maybe this is even just killers way of expressing or wondering about how much closer they could get it, how much more there is to understand.

maybe killer less wants to know about colors souls now and more that he wants to know the souls because he wants to know color. maybe he wants to know everything he can learn about him; learn everything he can.

idk just the idea of killer being so intensely fascinated with and curious about color tickles me—something about it becomes less like scientific curiosity and more now that extremely rare desire to connect with someone. because color makes him feel understood and for the first time he feels safe being understood.

and perhaps if/when he becomes more aware of that, the intensity, is enough to cause killer to withdraw emotionally from color for a bit; even if he can’t stop mulling it over in his mind. maybe he even thinks if color absorbs his soul, then he’ll never lose access to that hope and happiness again. theres no threat of it. perhaps becoming a little lost in his fantasy for a bit.

[hacknineirl]

mouthwashing au i had while in da shower

this is all half baked lol

i wanna make an au where jimmy gets "jailed" (put in the cryopod) by curly bc A) he feels like he failed anya and B) wants to prevent it from happening again. but also for a bit of a selfish? reason of like not wanting to deal w jimmy at all bc thats his bestie who did That. i think hed struggle deeply with knowing how to deal with it. like finding out someone you trust and care about doing something deeply horrific. itd be easier for him to sweep it under the rug (for a lack of better words). and maybe hed shove his own feelings aside bc "im not the one whos hurt here, so i shouldnt make this about myself." instead, he could just put everything in the pod and deal with things later. i cant imagine curly doing nothing forever, since the higher ups would wonder why jimmy got popsicle'd. and he seems like a "by the books" guy anyway, so i think he wouldve said something to the higher ups eventually. as to why cyro jail would happen, attacking/killing jimmy would make him retaliate/act in self defense (i doubt curly would want anyone else to get hurt. also curly wouldnt want to get into any legal trouble. tbh i dont know how well a company would take "yeah we tried killing a rapist." but i doubt curly would take that risk. hed be against others risking themselves as well). also the only 2 rooms with locks are the cockpit and medbay, which are incredibly important and full of valuable shit. and i dont know how feasible itd be to turn some other room into a makeshift jail cell. and look at what happened when jimmy was allowed to walk freely. theyre stuck on a ship for 8 months total iirc so they really dont have alot of options. i think the others would be understanding about cryo jail if they knew what he did. though i have another idea. that someone else fucks with the cryopod that jimmy is in and causes the technology to fail. so it ends up killing him instead of safely preserving him. yes i know this is sciency tech, but what separates cyrotechnology and literal hypothermia? i couldnt imagine curly hurting jimmy. i could see it being swansea though. he probably knows enough abt the technology to make it look like an accident ("tulpar is showing her age"). knowing swansea's habit of hiding shit to protect others, i think hed do it solo. but yeah i just wanna see how curly would process knowing what sort of monster his friend is (and him actually doing something about it)

[xingchens-eyeballs]

istg ppl do not get shipping anymore ive seen like 5 videos in a row on tiktok saying that ppl can't ship anything outside of mizisua, ivantill, and hyuluka cuz it 'goes against their characters and the plot' or some shit, like no duh thats kinda the point?? its not like we're saying it should be canon but sometimes these alternate dynamics/AU's are fun to explore yknow? like cmon ur killing the spirit of fandom here dude, loosen up a little, let the silly in, or at least let me doomscroll in peace without seeing tons of ppl calling me a proshipping homophobic stain on society 😭 itd b different if it was an actual like pedophilic ship but this??? these ppl r just making up problems now

fandom has changed a lot from what it used to be i think now we're getting judged and policed about our way of interpreting and transforming the canon work like theres a reason fanon is called TRANSFORMATIVE yk it TRANSFORMS the canon like u can enjoy the canon without needing to stop everyone else from having fun u can choose not to consume transformative media that u don't like, ur giving MHA fandom but anyways

and for those who say like 'omg mizitill sucks cuz mizi is canon lesbian and ur destroying representation', its not like we're saying mizisua sucks and mizitill should replace it, its just that some people enjoy that dynamic like let us live man. its giving delusional, stop putting words in our mouths, the majority of ppl shipping alnst rarepairs r not trying to be homophobic we just have ✨imagination✨ and ✨whimsy✨

its also weird how ppl r so resistant to rarepairs that don't change the character's implied sexuality either like ive seen so many ivanluka haters like if u dont see the potential then GO AWAY u dont have to hate on every ivanluka video u see just smile and scroll goddamn theres bigger issues to white knight around about why don't u actually go fix homophobia in actively homophobic communities instead of fighting imaginary antis in a mainly lgbtq+ community. im not saying there arent ANY bad apples but if ur genuinely in this for some kind of moral/social problem reason there are more urgent and important issues for yall to be worrying about than random ass internet ppl who ship hyumizi instead of mizisua

anyways bye bye guys uwu stay safe out there don't get jumped <3

[v3nusxsky]

Hello again buddy!! I saw your post about opening lesso requests back up and im so excited!! I was wondering if you could do another romantic agere fic where reader is sick and it makes her slip more often and lesso takes care of her really well and is just super cute and fluffy? Im sick rn and ive discovered that it makes me slip way more often than usual and i thought itd be a cute fic idea, thank you so so much!! Keep up the amazing work!! <333

-🪩

Poorly Bubba

*Authors note~ I love writing Agere fics*

Trigger warnings~ age regression, (little r cg lesso) momma lesso sickness (throwing up )

Prompt~ see ask^^^^

The first symptom you had was a sore throat, nothing too unmanageable but enough to be annoying, then there was the pounding headache. Combined with the stuffy blocked knows and the churning of your stomach it was safe to say you clearly had some kind of bug. For you, your regression tended to be more frequent and a lot deeper when you felt under the weather.

Your sleep had been broken multiple times that night, but this time you felt nauseous so you ran straight to your shared bathroom, urging sounds filled the room alerting your girlfriend to your current state and pulling her from her slumber. Sleepily, she found her way to you, holding your hair back and rubbing circles into your back. You hated being sick, so not only were you being sick you were also choking on your own sobs.

"Sweetheart, your okay my darling it's all okay" she murmured hoping to soothe your already frightened self. "Momma" you sobbed curling into yourself. "It's okay little dove, you're okay momma has you." She whispered pressing a kiss into your hair as she flushed the toilet. "Dove, are you finished darling?" To which you nodded as you continued to cry. Lesso seemed to reach up to the sink to fill a little cup with water before handing it to you. "Here baby, sip this okay? It will help"

With a few sips of water, all you did was curl up into your girlfriend whimpering as you were hit with a bout of stomach cramps. "Momma brush?" You whimpered and she reached to grab you a toothbrush. "Here dove, let's brush those toothy pegs darling" she cooed before helping you clean you teeth.

With all your needs being met she helped you make your way back to the bedroom, before coming to snuggle you up to her chest, your nose buried into Lesso's neck, breathing in your scent. "Momma. I no feels god mmm hurt" you whined curling up into her more, clearly the cramps were playing you up something nasty but your tiny brain couldn't handle that fact. It became too much for you, all you could do is cry. "Oh my dove you're okay! Momma has you, what do you need baby? You want your baba? Noms? Ems?" She was reeling off the things you normally would ask for in this headspace, avoiding anything food or drink oriented.

"Wan noms ems nmm mommas" you whined wriggling unhappily as you couldn't get comfortable. "Okay baby let momma up okay?" Which caused you to whine more and clutch into the women's clothing, "no go no momma no weave" you whimpered over and over as she attempted to hush you, "baby I'll be two seconds love. Just two okay?"

True to her word Lesso returned quickly with ems and got you all snuggled back into bed with her. Ems tucked into your chest as she allowed you to have her fingers to suck or chew on. Whatever you needed she would give you, truly she just wanted you to feel better. She hated when you were sick knowing just how scared you were. "Momma is here baby you wanna go nini?" She murmured as you were blinking sleepily trying to fight the exhaustion. "Mmm. Mkmmma stway" you whimpered and she immediately nodded. "I'll stay my dove, we can both take the day off tomorrow and make mommas dove all better okay?"

You let out a pleased hum at the idea of staying home with momma, that meant snuggled in bed and a whole lot of comfort. "Now nini my darling dove momma loves you" she mumbled dropping kisses onto your head. "Nini momma wuvs " you mumbled before sleep took you. Lesso stayed on alert all night incase you had another bout of sickness, which thankfully you didn't.

Word count~ 753

[cuntgirlboy]

Do you still do Bambi sleep and get a COCK LOCK ZAP?

havent in a whiiiile but even then sofar ive only lisened to the first like 4

bc like bambi is dangerous and adictive n thats hot but also means u have 2 be safe with it and set up harm reduction practices n for me that meanz taking breaks as soon as i start feelin like i need 2 and also avoiding sum files 4 personal mental health reasonz

its been long enuf since ive listened 2 it tho that i liek think itd b safe n also so hot to be convinced to listen to it

[frozenflmes]

Hey there! Hope you’ve had a nice one. Got any stories you’ve been dying to tell but haven’t had an excuse to?

@yewwantstobattle

i could talk abt that time w the klink, but idk if a maybe almost dying things what ppl want 2 hear abt. ummmm

ok so i did some shadowing w drayden 4 a while before i got 2 this point in the process 2 b a gym leader. n that was complicated bc hes a dragon specialist n ive got dracophobia, but i also kinda have 2 b able 2 handle it at least enough 2 b around dragons a lil bit wo panicking. n also theres a lot more 2 gym leader duties than just battling n thats what most of the shadowing was 4 but im getting distracted.

it was kinda late n the gym was closed. n this was rite around new trainer season, so drayden was going through some paperwork 2 make sure everyone got registered properly.

there was suddenly this rly loud crashing sound from the back of the gym. drayden got up n took off his glasses, n he said i could come w him 2 figure out what happened.

we found the problem p quick. an audino thatd wandered in earlier had gotten stuck in a part of the gym puzzle n was thrashing around trying 2 free itself. it was clearly panicking, n it wasnt a situation where itd b safe 2 just approach it.

drayden n i started talking abt how 2 calm it down, in that kinda way where ur talking 2 the pokémon in a reassuring voice while ur actually trying 2 figure out what 2 do. his pokémon were tired out from the long day of work, so he couldnt send anyone in 2 help. but i had crystal n it was doing fine, so we agreed having it try was probably the best idea.

i had crystal use acid armor before it approached 2 protect it, but it turned out it didnt even need 2. it just floated up n gently wrapped its chains around the audino n made a noise that seemed 2 calm it down rly quickly. n with that help, it was rly easy 2 get audino unstuck n get it over 2 the pokémon center 4 treatment.

id always known crystal was gentle n stuff but before that i hadnt realized how far that went n how reassuring it could b 2 a pokémon that terrified. n obvs drayden was proud of her 2 ^v^

[poisonsteel]

dusting tag off. hello anyone home. i have some (many) thoughts about gregory in relation to grissamant . under read more because leak warnings ((also i over explain a lot in this but i PROMISE ITS GOING SOMEWHERE !!!! i just can NOT shut up))

from what we have of the house leaders talking to him gregory is.. a coward. hes better off the battlefield than on it and claude even says he has a skill for running away. its also possible that he might be in the mage cannon class, which we know is armored (but i would love to see him as enchanter because the back is open on it.. what if he has a tattoo as well ⁉️)

which is so strange because celestia and madeline dont seem to be very different to zephia and marni at all- celestia and zephia are even likely both melusines. gregory on the other hand sounds like a totally different person

we know the other world has opposites from the bond convos (hector saying the chloé of his world has the most boring food taste ever, for example) so it makes sense that gregory Would be the exact opposite of a sadomasochist HOWEVER And I PROMISE im going somewhere with this, as i said before celestia and madeline are not very different.

by gregorys name fitting in with brodia's name scheme and celestias "we're all from different places" dialogue, its a safe assumption hes brodian, which would mean griss is too. in the griss and zephia death scene griss mentions barely remembering his parents, and that zephia found him when he was quote "little", so another easy assumption is that griss's parents must have died or abandoned him by some means and zephia found + raised him. celestias dialogue also calls the others her family as well which means SOMEWHERE in that series of events, we get a split between "gregory" and "griss"

so where am i going with this? please consider that the other world has opposites in terms of personality outside of our three missing hounds. the opposite of diamant would be completely unhinged and likely enjoy bloodshed. hed maybe even have killed his own father to take the throne going full on michalis, its even possible he would have killed alcryst, too. now back to gregory and griss both being brodian,

in conclusion when the dlc drops if im correct about any of this please expect a MILLION FICS where gregory and griss are swapped over. griss cant corrupt diamant ALL the time we gotta give him a break. give him a pre-messed up diamant as a treat ((and give gregory a break in the process please if you think diamant and griss would fuck nasty because of griss imagine what that diamant does to HIM!!!!))

griss and the diamant of that world would go together almost perfectly, whilst the same is true for the diamant of our world and gregory. given gregory obviously hates combat and getting hurt he would likely attach himself to anyone strong that he saw whilst griss tends to charge in alone, which could DEFINITELY be unhealthy in relation to his world's diamant, but with our diamant? oh my god. thatd be so cute

but at the same time the two would have to have some similarities between them the same way celestia and madeline do which for the diamant we have would probably get disturbing in a way. not in the sense that gregory is a sadomasochist as well, but rather that he probably had the same things happen to him that griss did, with some key difference in there that spun them in opposite directions. my personal headcanon/theory/thing is that griss was a prisoner of war and zephia found him in elusia, whilst gregory was saved by brodian forces ((morion himself, perhaps?)) and ended up serving a very awful king later down the line to "repay" the debt. what if gregorys general cowardice is a direct result of his world's diamant ???

not to say he cant or shouldnt mess up diamant himself i just think itd be funny if he saw the other diamant and went "oh! why is that hotter......"

alternatively what would happen in a "griss survives" au where gregory still exists. like what would diamant do because theres no way griss wouldnt beat the living daylights out of gregory as a fun activity

[blood-sta1ned-blonde]

kinda wna leave it up 2 the magic 8 ball but like the idea actually freaks me out rn but ive done it b4 so like itd b fine but ive never done it on thigh so like lowkey realising i hav no clue where major veins r i think theyre inner thigh tho but tbf i wasnt positive there on my arm was safe i just hoped lol but ill prolly just hope the xanax does anything n worst case do it like normal n the little gaps

[wellnesscard]

omg my teenager coworker was talking about how theyre gonna make a five night at freddys movie im like ya it already came out i saw it - with nic cage? not in my top 10 its no time bandits but whateva. guess nododis seen that one tho. also why do so many ppl with like d.i.d. Obsessed with that franchise ? or maybe thats just tumblr. even b4 tumblr tho there was this girlie at my highschool who was like mental like insane not in reality at all n it was all she fuckin talked about? what specifically is the pull like creating this demographic . but it weirds me out so i dont actually want 2 engage in real five nights at freds only thru the sweet filter of nic cage am i safe ig. cos that was a knockoff? who made that movie it was so weird and not even in an awesome way like many other b movies. idk the whole concept like. and yk fs theres towns like that in america. but theyre just racist. this post is getting away from me . idk the insaneos just dont talk abt jeff the killer anymore maybe im just old . do any pardonmyfrench normal ppl like five nitez at fred. i mean ig my coworkers pretty normal from what i know. ig im probably just in such different spheres from the enjoyers of that n the only ones being crazy abt it is the crazies so. i feel like this isnt very pc im sorry like my brain dont work good too like its no problem to be mentally ill and have interests im just . it throws me thry a loop. that n like taylor swift continuously getting bigger status thru out what feels like my lifespan. like i remember singing 'our song' in first grade w classmates n its like yeah its gud ig im 5 i dont have a critiquing of music mind yet too much. its catchy. never thought shed still be around let alone with a cult following in the year 2023. was it covid? like i havent heard about nikki minaj in ages but taylor swift is being exponential as hell in like . all this. why is she in so many commercials. ok my neighbors just got home one minute and thirty seconds ago and theyre already using power tools fuck yea girls build a house for her!! or that could be a blender tbh i thought i heard hammering though. hammering and sawing. shit did i just stereotype lesbians. i shouldnt be allowed to have tumblr app when im home alone cos then i just type type type whatever i want and we end up with this. oh sidenote too, i have a thickass nodule on my thyroid im having checked today so like ig ilyk laterz if its really fucked. like i hope i dont get all goited up thatd suck. its so funny bc in my eating disorder in highschool i was like oh what a dream itd be to have hyperthyroidism, sighs wistfully. omg what if gods punishing me and i get hypothyroidism and get f*t. but its probably just a lump and its not the consistency of cancer so we good basically. just waiting for the doc to say that too haha! and im like 3 days off all alcohol even the light beers bc i am getting sick of never having energy and like i wanna make sure my life is good and its hard to take care of everything because ngl im a heavy drinker n once i have any alcohol im just like impatiently waiting for my next drink, so. and its expensive when you drink a 12 pack a day plus other alkie snacks such as shooters pints or beers at the bar. and i need to save for a cruiseeee devon n i have been married for almost three years n still havent went on vacation yet goddamn! we deserve it , and i was the sexiest in my life when i was sober for a year too so jot that down.

[0ystercatcher]

im at such a loss with my sexuality. im bi; im confident with my attraction to women around me, find women beautiful, be they super feminine or more masculine, regardless of hair, makeup, etcetera. im also closeted, due to homophobic surrounding and knowledge that being with another woman would put both of us in danger. which isnt a problem per se; just date a man, or rather, it wouldnt be.

my relationship with men (?) however is so odd. i find men as a concept attractive. i find their bodies attractive just as much as i do women's. i look at models, actors, singers, etcetera and i find them attractive. they are clean, well dressed, have a pr team that keeps them in check. clearly i am attracted to them and find some sexy even. but when i turn around and look at the real life and men who surround me (im 24; the men surrounding me are all 21-22, due to schooling situation) it all falls flat. last time i had a proper crush on a guy was three years ago. i wouldn't say im necessarily repulsed, but there just is something that puts a block on my mind and i genuinely cant find myself attracted to them, cant imagine myself dating them or being sexual with them.

do you, or your followers, by chance know any reading material that could help me work through this? sorry for the novelesque ask and thank you xx

i cant diagnose ur sexuality based on an ask dear anon i dont think anyone can. but if u cant picture urself dating or having sex w men and you dont exactly feel attracted to them...simply dont do those things. and, i think from the way you describe this, youre much closer to answers than youd think. but anw. i dont know where you are and how itd work, but id encourage you to seek connections with women since you seem to be more comfortable around them and your attraction to them. you dont have to jump straight into openly dating if you dont feel its safe. followers pls send advice if u have it tho i am terrible at this. b safe anon <3 sending u love and luck

[topflights]

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[autisticcassandracain]

Under The Red Hood did more damage to the comic fandom than any other comic bc Jason fans can't shut the fuck up about it and bring it up every time someone says Jason's methods are bad/cliché/boring/immoral as if Jason's methods in that were anything other than bad/cliché/boring/immoral and this annoys me personally.

[sad-mcmuffin]

Not to b mentally ill but i just gave myself the worst fuckin burn from doing dabs and im thinkin bout ending it all <3