#so it's just...

[colorisbyshe]

i'm actually extremely pissed off at ff xvi's ending

truly the coward's way out narratively. entirely generic finish. ends up saying nothing besides 'friendships is my power.' also entirely gutless to have clive's father secretly be anti slavery all along when one of the first scenes in the game is a slave cowering before his son.

like??

god i'm so glad hte ff games are so distinct from each other nad lack the same teams working on them so the taint of this one will like... barely affect my enjoyment of the others but like...

character wise? barely any development i didn't even cry when peopel died because it's like... why should i care? i have been shown clive bonding with you for five seconds. i enjoyed the CONCEPT of a few characters but they were handled poorly

like dion being RIDDLED with guilt but then in his last moments he apologizes to his FATHER??? NOT THE CITY HE DESTROYED???

jill barely ever mentioning the whole... trafficking thing

jote not even coming up again like... where'd she go

narratively? cowardice and ultimately a generic "european fantasy" tale with a sci fi edge

this story lacked joy but also lacked emotional ties. it misses the camp of past ff titles and fills it with a grit that is so trend chasing it weighs exactly nothing.

everything is muddled. all this game says is like... free will exists, friendship is power, monarchy is fine though

i'm just?????

beautifully designed. some GREAT gameplay ideas and QOL stuff like being able to pause nad get more information

in so many ways, outside of the wretched boss battles, this is a masterclass of game design.

but it's a nice gift wrapped in dog shit.

i can't bELIEVE how pissed off i am rn

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[princehendir]

I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

[ilona-mushroom]

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

[canonkiller]

I just think everyone should take a moment to consider the question "what is your visual shorthand for cruelty?" and then follow it up with a critical "and who taught you that?"

specific examples include but are not limited to

why is an evil timeline character design disabled? (why do the heroes go through equally punishing battles and never lose an arm, a leg, an eye?)

why are the futuristic scifi terrorists uniformly darker skinned? (why are the heroes so much lighter?)

why is the greedy boss fat? (why are the heroes skinny?)

why is the criminal mastermind heavily scarred? (why is the brooding, traumatized hero unscathed?)

why is the predatory creep a bearded person in a dress and makeup? (why are none of the heroes trans women?)

who taught you that this is how things are?

how long do you plan on repeating it?

[tothechaos]

this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[sheepydraws]

The secret Dungeon Meshi sauce that's getting people to eat better is that it's so non-judgmental. Senshi and the rest of the gang never talk about what not to eat besides things that taste bad and literal poison. They don't even talk about "health" that much besides the importance of a balanced diet. It's so much easier to eat well when you think of food simply as something your body needs, and that it's often worth the extra effort to make it taste good, especially when you understand how to connect "things your body needs" with "things that taste good"

[stemmmm]

bad youtube clickbait thumbnail that reads "I think I just had a therapy session with a DEMON???"

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[noodles-and-tea]

Smooth

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[starridge]

puppet hour was brutal

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.