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h h hewwo owoo 22 / 23 / 29 / 31 / 34 / 50 / 58 / 61 / 88 in any order, and u can also just. pick only those that u want :3
hhhh-ewwwo? I did say I wanted to chat and I desperately do not want to do work or studies so buckle in for a long post (derogatory). 22. role model? Oh man, I don’t think I have any, like, specific ones for entire things, though I do fall in my hero-worship phaes and then fall out of them like everyone else. I think that taking an entire person and being like I wanna be like them is... not for me though. But I do look up to some people for specific things - I look up to, weirdly enough, Abigail Phylosohpytube who I didn’t watch before her coming out for her graceful coming out video though she admits that the experience wasn’t obviously as smooth. I look up to lots and lots of people for their ability to create and their art (not gonna tag my fav artists bc am tiny and do not want people to look at me, but i do be reblogging). I look up to people like ConcernedApe Stardewvalley and Supergiantgames Hades for their ability to put so much soul in their work, smth I aspire to do. I look up to @not-poignant for, among other things, their idk how to say it best, wisdom in understanding and communicating with others and with myself? I’ve learned a lot by just sort of being in their periphery and seeing how they articulate their thoughts and choose to be kind and witness other’s pain. Hell, I look up to twitch streamers and youtubers sometimes (the recent nice trait I’d like to have if I ever went into bigger content production is how ibxtoycat deals with parasocial relationship realities). 23. strange habits? Hm. I don’t think drinking tea whenever I need a pick-me-up is strange, that’s just probably forcefully assigning a British nationality to me. I think my insistence on misspelling words in a way I think is lowkey funny might be one, I say thamks bc it feels softer, or thank bc it’s funny, I say sleeb, I say finkers or tryink or otherwise replace g with k for lulz. I also don’t know if it counts as a habit but I have a small leather band around my wrist that’s been there for a year soon. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm I probs have like, stranger habits but I can’t recall rn. 29. best way to bond with you? Hmm. Well, if you show initiative and are explicit about wanting to spend time with me, that’s already a big chance of me spending time with you. And then if our interests match and I don’t think that you’re like, young in a way that automatically puts me in a position where I don’t feel comfortable really being myself around you bc in my head I have to look out for you (it has happened with two of my friends, sigh), and we regularly spend time together, voila, friend acquired. It simultaneously doesn’t take much and takes a bit to be my friend and bond with me - it’s easy af to become a casual friend cuz I’m always open to new people, but there has to be a level of trust to become like, a close friend. Respecting my boundaries, talking shit with me, being explicitly committal about wanting to bond with me are big steps that way. 31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names? Uh, I don’t do neither, but a current fave that is reasonably badass is my black tshirt with like, a ritual circle and a deer skull. V edgy, 10/10. I also used to have like a real edgy tshirt with a jester and some dice that said the game of life, but I threw it out bc dysphoria. or maybe I put it at the back of my closet along with one other shirt In Case I Get Top Surgery so I can wear them then. 34. advertisements you have stuck in your head? Many, such is the nature of advertising, alas. I have managed to avoid most of it tbh though, so the only place I am forced to sit through ads so they stick is my scrabble capitalist nightmare app where I play and always beat haha my coursemate. And they have adds for those shitty apps where you have to solve a puzzle that ends up failing in the add and like, drenching a man in green goo. I find those kinda fascinating tbh. Who plays these games? Who plays these shitty shitty games whose ad has to be “prove your IQ“ to make you want to prove yourself to play them? Oh and also, the insidious nature of ads in media I consume - the mcelroys have gotten me informed about many many things bc they do it in a funny way. Have you heard about squarespace? What about meundies? I also literally installed honey yesterday that I knew abt bc of the relentless adds and I wanted to save, uh, 2.50 from my minecraft server purchase (and then spent some time googling how they make money before giving up. just say u sell my data, that’s easier than not knowing what part of this makes you money). I was tired and in a weird mood, ok. 50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have? It’s always the stupidest jokes, what matters more is laughing together with someone and getting caught in a laughing loop. I still remember laughing with my siblings until our stomachs really really hurt bc I think one of us said a rug was vomit-colored and it was funny in the moment. How many times have I laughed like that with you too, vit. I know that Laura’s one is nostrilatu, right? :D :D It’s just something that catches you off guard, I think.
58. four talents you’re proud of having? Oh shid. Hm. 1) My ability to analyze data and understand the basic building blocks of something. Makes me cool at studying and sexy at explaining things to my course-mates. 2) Not a talent more like a skill that I’ve worked hard on through therapy - but my inner positive voice/healthy parent is very strong and automatic (something I was sure would never happen). A good example is me going out for a walk, my phone dying so I can’t listen to music, when I went in my head “well I can always make music in my head. do-do-do *drum sound*“ and I could feel the wave of self-reprimand cresting but before I could actually hear any negative comments the positive voice said with a light of a thousand suns NO THAT IS ACTUALLY CUTE AND SEXY and just haaaaaaah. 3) I sing good. Need to sing more. 4) I think I’m good at making conversation. Even with people I don’t necessarily like or want to talk to. More of a skill again but whatever. 61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.? Do not come to me and ask for favorites, witch. Uh, I have some quotes in my notes app, like 7 from Pia’s writing :D. But imma go with “It’s a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in the broken world“ by Mary Oliver. It counts, ok. Or, wait, something I will for real one day either crosstitch of commission shitpostcalligrapher: “t’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something. “What are we holding onto Sam?” “There’s good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it’s worth fighting for.“” 88. your greatest wish? Hrm. Right now? To have like a couple days with no responsibilities and without the outside world bearing on me as heavily, to be tiny tiny tiny so I’m invisible and can drink tiny tea on a tiny leaf. Uh, in general? My recently formulated wish or a goal is stability/peace. Then everything else becomes ok because you can bounce back to stable ground between feeling shit or everything happening so much. And I’ve sort of reached that. Also like, half a million euros would be nice too so I can get a house and a car and go on a few trips abroad. :D // there’s two ask memes in my blog recently, go wild
#long post#derogatory#personal#i think the wish to be tiny was there more last week#now i just wanna have nice things and fun and a bit of rest but am otherwise less overwhelmed#also hey. talks#chats
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December Dates
Seventeen Summary: In the spirit of Christmas, boyfriend!svt is here to take you on a date. Word Count: 3k+ Warnings: Fluff, crackkkkkk, v many typos,etc.
R E Q U E S T
my friend: seventeen + cute
A/N: HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU HOS (jk) HAHAHAHAHAHHA. Also ashdiepl because im writing on a tab, i couldnt add any gifs so aksjemksksmsksksmskskdk alsO im so sorry i dont remember if the request is platonic or nah but kaksksksk this is what u get soz
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Alright
So no gifs
Imma just do a header real quick so u know wassap
S. Coups
Das better
hi header
I might delete u later if i get on a pc
But firsT seuNgcheEolL
*deep breath*
Ho u lucky enough to breath the same air he does
N now u are on aa date with him
WoWw
So bf!seungcheol is a cute lil snowflake
Which means he'll buy u an ugly ass Christmas sweater and matching gloves
THAT MATCHES THE ONES HE BOUGHT FOR HIMSELF OFC
then yall go out and play in the powdery snow outside
ImGine seungcheol grabbing yOuR hand
cebAuse u a dumb loser that slips on nothing
Also warmth
pulling your scarf up a bit because he can tell you're getting cold
Then like a gentleman
will pUSH U INTO THE SNOW
AND START A FRICKIN SNOW WAR
HE'll hit ur dumb face he dont care
He'll maKe u wish u Stayed damn home
Rapid fire frikin snow granades man
Course iz all a bita fun
Then he'll let u win
Cause he does care Bout ur dumb Fce
Also he soft for u gross
Then once that's done he'll start laughing
Not because of post-snow ball fight adrenaline
But because he thinks himself so funny
When he busts a lung screaming "dO Ya wana biLd aSNOEMAN!!!!!"
AND THEN U decline and leave him in the snow
"YAAAAA WE HAVE TO BUILD A SNOWMAN THOUGH!" he'll laugh
U literally wana leave him and his annoying ass
U stomp away
He laughs and goes after u
His hot breath is visible
and hits your ear when he comes up and wraps his arms around you from behind
U be like, "listen stupid, u corny af, lets break up"
Seungcheol would pout and kiss ur cheek, "nah, u still owe me hot choco. Break up with me after paying me back."
"Ew, why would i pay u back tho"
"Uh cause if you don't imma do thisss," then he proceeds to shove u into the snow again
"CHOI. SEUNG. CHEEOOOLLLLLLLLLLALAKAKAOKS!"
Ok well i have to cut this here first cos there are 12 boys left
Oh Hi hello u here back to ur regular programme
Jeonghan
Yiz
Unlike cheol
Dis ho not about to get cold 4 u uhm
Leave the cold for someone else
But get warm together
I mean
Wink wINKkkkk
Jk gtfo
This is a wholesome headcanon
Git warm he would gladly
So u know what dat means
CUddlEs
Imagine cuddling jeonghan
BoIii
It's da holidays
Which mean he bout to get dat $$$leep
Of course u dont mind that ur just sleeping in
Gurl if ya do
Let me stress out
If you mind sleeping in and cuddling with yoon jeong han
GUrL
Wathu doin????
AnYWAY
ITz u and him right
Ur in bed reading the novel he got u beforehand right
Look at u looking cute in knit sweater and glasses
EVEN IF U DONT NEED THEM THERE ARE GLZSSES
IM TRYING TO MAKE A SCENE HERE WORK WITH ME
it could be jeonghan's ur using it as a headband shhhh
So like ur sitting down
N beside u its jeonhan v slightly snoring
Right right right
Then ur like "man i want something to eat cause i've been sitting here reading all day"
But also ur always hungry
Cause who isnt tho lol
ANYWAY UR ABOUT TO STZND UP
but jeonghan like a needy ho is like noooooooooooodontgo
N ur like
aww wat a needy ho
"Jeonghan im just gonna get something to eat"
"Eat laterrr, i need u now"
He'll keep his eyes shut and shimmy over
Securing an arm on your hip so u wont go
U roll ur eyes and put your book away on the cabinet next u
"Jeonghan ive literally been next to u since last night. I'm just gonna get something to eat, and 4 u 2!"
He'll flutter his eyes open only to close them and move even closer to place his head on ur lap
"I dont want toooooo"
U roll ur eyes again and shimmy out of his grip
But only to get into his arms and hide your face in his chest
"You're so needy," u note
"Says you who's tangling themselves on me"
"Touché"
Joshua
Okay
Get this
Joshua and gingerbread houses
He probably used to build one growing up
And he has just the person in mind he wants to rekindle the tradition with
Congrats u filthy animal
So he took the liberty of getting allll u and he would need
And so much more
Im talking chocolate bars
Shipped cream
Candy canes
Busicuits
Edible glitter
Gum drops
Shrek 1 2 3 4
Is there a four
Im too lazy to google it
And omg u so special to him he loves u so much
Screw u
He wants to share the love with the carats
So he vlives it all
And at first ur shy
Like what if the joshua stans come 4 u
Ok but in this story yall had already annouce ur relationship
AND EVERYONE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO BE COOL WITH IT FFS LET UR FAVES DATE WHOEVER THEY WANT ISTG
so
Joshua is like "noo don be shy they'll all love u"
(':
N ur like ok cos i love u sm
But not like the company sm tho *barfing noises*
So yall build a gingerbread house and do a whole ass tutorial about it
Except u dont
Cause yal are morons and could stop messing up or earing the ingredients along the way
Sorry honey ur morons i dont make the rules
"Stop eating the marshmallows!"
"U literally finished the bowl of mnms tho Joshua!"
"Uh no that was the gingerbread man,"
ANd then u all bicker like children because u are omfl
And it excalates
fooD FIGHT
U smear cream on joshuas face
He sprinkles sprinkles on ur head
U press graham crackers against either of his cheeks and ask him what he is
"A sexy graham sandwich"
"Ew no wrong answer," u reply
Can i just point out that that chocolate syrup stain is never coming off
*cough cough cough moron cough cough*
Jun
Imma bout to yeet
Junhui is also feeling nostalic
super soft super baby
And since he's probably feeling bit homesick somewhere in there
he thinks he can remedy it with a bit of chinese home cooking!!!
And whiney needy cuddles also yay
Moving on so
Will it be good?
Damn straight
itll be fikin delish
Will you try to to help him
Of course u gotta help ur man
But like duh
u have eyes
And seeing him all focus and busy and hot
Is really distracting
So like ur as useful as a broken button to him
He doesnt mind tho
He thinks ur cute
Also lovng the attnstion
But the thing about not helping
Not really
And being distracted by a cutie pie
Is that it's basicaly a disaster ending to happen so like
he's efficiently stirring up so hot stuff right
And ur like "man jun's some hot stuff"
And then BaaaaM
U knock over the damn chopping board with the knife and everything on it
Thank goodness the thing didn't chop through your foot of anything
And jun is like "oHMYGOSH DA HELL R U OK"
"... i- im sorry i knocked over ur potatoes"
"My poTaToeS! Listen rn im glad u didnt chop ur foot off"
Jun sighs and looks at the cubes of taters scattered on the floor
You frown, feeling useless
Both of u pick up ur mess
Jun puts down the kitchen utensils in hand
u picked up the last of the potatoes
"Hey we could always wash those, it's not like the floor is mud or anything, even then , potates came from mud"
"Yeah but im sorry, i wanst really helping in the first place"
Jun smirks, "nonsense! U were feeding my ego! That's enough for me!"
You snort and jun comforts u with a tight embrace
Hoshi
AlrighT fam
I thought of something pretty cute but pretty dumb for hoshi
He's like "imma do something super romantic for Christmas"
So he's like "wear something cute we gon do smth fun" @ u
So u do
U get a cute little red dress just for the occasion
And soonyoung his like "BRO MY GIRL SO SUPER CUTE"
And ur like a blushing mess cause he looks super excited with his big smile and cresent eyss
ahhh Hhh myHOSishiii fealzssmsmmsms
Anyway u think ur gonna go to some cute restaurant right
But hoshi brings u to the mall
To instead join the couples dancing contest
Soonyoung gets super nervouse at ur surprised reaction
He's like, "omg is this a super bad idea i thought it would be cute but like i guess not we dont have to go we could always just drop out"
You laugh and shake ur head, "no it's all good, but i mean like, we don't have a choregraphy, and im not like you who can just break it down."
Soonyoung lets out a breath and chuckles, "nah don't worry. It's not really a compation-competion, and regardless, they're going to show ius a choreo and the couple that best interprets wins a a romantic date for two, fit for a dancing king and queen"
And then u break into a big uwu
"Omg u are super romantic soonyoung"
He struts a pose and chuckles, "i mean, i try"
So you both participate in the contenst
Kinda zumba it out by folling the instructors
Soonyoung is helping you out with your form and explaining to you the steps
He gets a little competative so he doesn't really want to mess us
Up hearing you giggle when you do a s pin breaks his competative spirit
And all he really cares about is having a good time with you
Aleight
But admitedly
He was pretty annoyed when they annouced the winner
Were not the two off you
i mean you lot were the cutest it can gt
Who else could trump that
But then you both saw that the winners were 80 something yesr olds holding hand and looking at each other like the other was their world
and then soonyoung was like "okay valid"
You pout, "aww i hope we end up like that"
Soonyound and you turn to each other
He grins for ear to ear, "then lets go on a romantic date as well"
"I thought you'd never ask"
Wonwoo
LiNda
I hope you're ready for wonwoo
Because i sure as hell am not
So in case youre wondering
Youre crazy I mean youre reading this arent you
Prolly at midnight hi fam
Again i dont make the rules
Well just a btw Almost every
Christmas tradition is pagan
Like the tree
The wreath
And SANTA IS SO CREEPY YALL NEED TO GET UR CHILDREN AWAY FROM HIM
SO MAYbe ur not all that crazy
For not wanting to continue them on
i mean sure u can give new meaning to things
But you wanted none of that
Which was whyyyy you decided to DIY the decorations to your entire house
Nnd who else are you going to do that with other than your loving bb boyfriend wonwoo
Wonwoo doesn't mind
He thinks its cute
Because it is a cute date idea
Youtube tutorials
Pinterest ideas and paper snowflakes and all
Yeah
so wonwoo is there cutting up some of the paper you folded
You're glueing some popsicle sticks
He's water coloring some designs in
Youre pulling on the tape dispenser
It's all going great
"Jagiya... i don't want to sound mean but-"
"They're all ugly as hell. I know Wonwoo."
Wonwoo gives an apologetic look.
For a moment u two dont speak
And then you both brust into laughter
"Aww whatever, lez stick em on!"
And do you get your badly painted slowflakes
Your wolf drawing
"That's a wolf?"
"Duh what else would it be wonwoo?"
The letters that spelled merry chrsitmas
And the doodle cutouts of the seventeen members
in personalized ugly sweaters
And placed them all over the place
You look around basking in the glory of ur craft
Its all very colorful
And crafty
And looking like a child made it
Then like an imbecile
U break into laughter
"It looks like a kindergartener's classroom"
U end up roasting yourself
Making fun of your sloppy handwork
And wonwoo watches u
with adoring eyes
"I almost forgot," wonwoo speaks up and pulls out a piece of paper
You recive it from him and break into a smile
"Is this us?"
Wonwoo snorts, "no its jeonghan hyung in a dress holding my hand sweetheart"
For a moment u believe him
But then he breaks out into laughter
Woozi
Boi imma fite u
Christmas carols
Okay idek why i ended up so serious with wonwoo
But listennup
Im not about to maypke it crackier
so back to christmas carols
Dis boi is about to serande you with a christmas themed love song
So its around 8pm at night
Jihoon has is guitar
and ur just chilling right
and ur on ur phone letting him do his thing
but then from the floor he was sat on
he turns to you on the couch
And pats ur leg
"Yo i just finished my song u wann hesr"
You squeak and jump of the couch next to him
"Duh dummy!"
And he starts singing
He's talking about stars and warmth
He's spittin fire about the smell of hot choco
The he's talking sbout how lame joshua's gingerbread house was
Next thing you know ur crying
because omg that ginger bread houseWAS UGLY
also jihoooooooooooooon just serenaded you
Dont u just
Then jihoon catches you and panicks
"You okay? Why are you cryin?!"
"HowDARS YOU ASK ME THAT LISTEN UP U JUST SAID SOME SWEET WORDS TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!!!!!!!"
JIHOON CALms down
But u crybaby cant stop crying
and of course jihoon panicks again
So he starts singing some other Christmas song
And then u start crying about poor rudolf
And remember regina george
But then eventually you calm down
And decide to nuzzle up against jihoon who replaced his guitar with you in his arms
Then us fall asleep with him sweetly singing about the spirit of Christmas
DK
Liz gittit
Of course this ray of light just wants to give off energy to the world
And since he
And u u forgetful ass
Forgot to go shopping for presents
You decided to go on a dec 24th shopping trip!
Hurrah!
But it was too eady for u two
Like wtf
Gift giving Is suuch and easy task
And shoping a day before Christmas
pshhhhhhh
Its a heartbeat
"Whoever gets the best gifts gets for the best price gets to boss the other around until new year," seokmin grins
You knit your brows deeply at his words
And wonder what the hell he has in plan for him to think of doing something so ensnaring
So being the smarter one in the relationship
"Uh no??"
Seokmin was like "ok then the other has to do whatever the other says for the entirety of Christmas"
"???? Whyyyyy?"
"Because its not challengeing or fun if there isn't any condition" "Ugh fine"
So the two of you zip around looking for the best gifts you could get
You try to stay away from the people doing their last minute shopping
Seokmin doesnt dare go in between an old lady mouthing of another customer
Tbh its super stressful
wtf
what kind of date is this
Only morons would do this wtf
Both of you got shoved constantly
There wasnt really much space to move around
And there wasnt really anything to choose from
But hey guess what
Seokmin found some really cool gifts
"Daheck did u get that shirt?"
"Isle five. There were a bunch of people grabbing some stuff and this fell to the ground and so i picked it up and thought it was pretty cool"
You on the other hand got like ok gifts
I mean theyre not bad
But da hell did dk get a frikin eeyore onesie idek
It was no contest.
Seokmin defo won
"Yisss so i win therefor u have to make me some Christmas cookies tomorrow"
"U ho did u really just make me suffer through that so you could ask me to make cookies 4 u???"
"Yes but we really didn have gifts tho."
U roll ur eyes
Seokmin's face falls, "r... r u like mad @ me?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhh"
You knit your brows at him but release a smile when u see his nervous look
"No babo. Im jusy tired, lezgo back home"
He sighs and nods, kissing your cheeks
"Dont worry baby, ill carry all of this back home"
Which he does
And when u get back
He says he forgot something in the car
then comes bzck
And then forcefully turns u around
Ur about to protest
But the you realize he's putting on a silver necklace on u
"Yahhhh seokminie, u shouldnt have. Where you even get this"
"I bought it a while back, duh" he chuckles then kisses you on the cheek
"Merry christmas jagi"
Mingyu
You are a genius for getting boyfriend like mingyu
uh and super lucky like fu--
BUT TODAY
Ur extra glad that mingyu is 10ft tall
Because ur going to be decorating your very own tree
Wow
You bought he prettiest glass ornamnets
and the sparkliest streamers
"I have a vision," u explain
Mingyu nods in understanding
U and him lift the tree into the living room
And then u start decorating the tree from the bottom up
Its all rly chill
You lot are chatting about whatever
He's tellling you about ur tour n stuff
U put on some Christmas tunes for flare
And then u stand up from the floor and boogey with each other
Yall shake ur butts
and go around the tree wrapping it in tinself
Mingyu steals one of the ornaments from u
and u try to take it back from him like the genius u are
Except hes holding it over his head
N u cant for the life of u reach his hand up there
So u step on his foot
And punch his stomach
And he bends down in reaction
In pain
Soz
He was asking for it
U steal the decor back
Then he proceeds to chase u around because aparently ur the bully
*instert pikachu meme here*
N then u get back towork
Or i mean take a break
And u eat a bunch of holiday special junk
And then u get back to work
"ok nows for the star"
U hand him the star because its the entire point of his existance
getting that star up ther
with his longass arms
He turns to u "u dont wanna put it"
BOI
u suck in a breath
"I cant frIKICN REACH IT U LIL"
He give a face, "there are ways"
"My go-- just put the AHHHHHHH"
AND THEN THE NEXT THING U KNOW
Hes crouching down pulling ur legs on his shoulders
"MINGYU PUT ME DOWN" you say, about to rip of his face
Mostly because u have nothi to hold onto
but he stands
with u on his shoulders
and walks to the tree
"Put the damn thing on before u fall!!"
Wow its ur fault again
And screaming u put the star on
And mingyu putz u down
"Okay that was stressful"
U punch him in the gut again
The8
Minghao is super tired
But super looking forward to spending time with u
So u defintely go on a date
But its of the lazy movie watch variety
Im talking all the chesey romance movies
Set in december
that has like mistletoe kisses
And snow scenes
And also those holiday specials
For catroons
And non cartoons
Even the one with arnold swartzimacallit
You pull out the laptop
And get on netflix
There's popcorn on
And hot tea
Or whatever the hell
Its all just very warm
and u and minghao are wrapped together in a warm blanket
Ur nestled in between is legs and ur super warm and cozy and im so soft bleh
"Oh oh, u should see this part, its my fav--"
But u stop uourself when u turn and see minghao fell asleep
U coo and let him obvi
taking unflattering pictures duh
But also cute ones because
#couplegoals
He doesn't sleep through all the movies though
You end up watching non christmas themed films too
Like toy story4
OKAY I CRIED AT THE ENDING
PIXAR IS REALLY COMING FOR MY WIG
"You look really cute cuddled up against me" he'll randomly blurt
U feel ur cheeks brun at that
but no he cant have that
"I thought i was always cute"
He chuckles and groans as he hugs u tightly
U laugh at his reaction
"Of course you're always cute"
"Ok but the teddy bear u got me is actually cuter"
"Nononono, the teddy is cute but uuu are cuter"
"Were u always this gross?"
Seungkwan
Okay
before u tell me these are getting worse and worse every passing member
i would first like to say i know
and that seungkwan bought u a cute dress for Christmas
and took u to a fancy restaurant
Ok ur welcome
But like even if it werent fancy
U'd still like it
cause holy guacamole
imagine holding seungkwans hand as u walk around
Jsut being so head over heels
and super in love with the cutie
Groooossss
LinDA
The feeling is mutual for him when he's around u
so he stops mid conversations
just to take ur pic
Its kinda annoyig
but kinda cute
"Hey unknow hansol told me about-- what are u doing"
"No go on, im just talking ur picture"
Literally the bst hype man alive
Will make take dozen upon dozen photos of u
And will make u pose for aethetics
He will go on making sure everyone knows u da hottest ho in the place
n ur like "seungkwan stfu u embarrassssing meee"
And then oml
Some moron tries to hit on u
and seungkwan sqwares up ready to hit a fool
would he actually do it i mean
Like
prolly Not
but then again he looked really mad
So u calm him down
and u go bzck home
And the cuddles
"Baby girl im sorry if i embarrassed u"
"Nah itz chill i mean i know u have good intentions"
U smile and he takes another candid phto of u
"Broooooo!!"
"Im donnnr. Now hows about we get rid of that dress"
Vernon
okay im willing to guess hansol loves drinking hot chocolate in the winter
So he's like
"Lets do a hot choco review"
And buys 897 types of hot choco
Or like ten
wtf eight hundres pluss is too much
So ur like okay i like hot choco
and then he pulls out his phone and does a vlive
"No i am not jealous of joshua hyungs vlive with his gf"
Yall make like ten cups of hot choco
and is chaotic
Idek how u could get injured
But hey
It wasnt even the hot water invovled
but the wrapping of the choco powder
"Technical difficulties hansol is a big moron"
U get him a bandaid
"Ya! I am not"
Yall start reviewing anyway
*insert try guys eugenes voice*
Im rihght
Ur wong
Shut up
After trying the first onw
Ur like wow dis is good
the second was even better
The third one u hold
then u realized there were eight more cups
And that u made so
much
so u were like "omf there is too much "
then u debated whether or not calling seventeen to drink the rest
But then hansol was like "ther isnt enough for themm"
Then ur like
"okay whatabout making a super hotchoco"
n vernon was like
????
"THATS THE BEST IDEA UVE EVVER HAD"
SO YALL GET A BIGASS POT
MIX THE REST IN
REALIZE U HAVENT RATED THE other cups
Shrug it off
and get a cup of the hot choco mix
"Tastes like corn"
"Bish dafaq"
Dino
Yikes
so
Chan is a dumb ho
and got himself sick at Christmas so
nononoono thats a no to any cute date ideas
and its just you and him staying at home
U personally dont mind
but hes like "awww but i had so many ideas"
but obvi U cant risk him getting any sicker than he already is
So you stay home and take care of him
and all he can do is complain about everything
about the cold
his runny nose
The lack of taste of the food
His head ache
The fact his bed is hot
And that fact that u have to take care of him
And treat him like a baby
"I am not a baby"
"Listen up, u are always gonna be my baby"
"Not u toooooo najsjsjjs"
You make him some hot cocoa
And hes like "im not drinking that if u call me baby again"
"Babybabybabybabybaby"
Ugghgg "If you keep doing that im not going to give u the gift i gotchu"
"Well das on u"
And then u end up going ona glaring contest
Chan ends up giving it to u anyway
"i hope u choke on it" he grumbles with insencerity
U coo when u see that its a handwritten letter
And then u end up crying because hes super soft
N ur super soft
And gahhh u love him so much
Chan pats ur back because he doesnt want to get u sick if he hugs u
U sniffle and wipe ur eyes
"Who's the baby now, cry baby"
You snarl and pinch his side
And now i say
This was probably hecking bzd but i hope u enjoyed
merry CHRISTMAS
ITS MY FABORITE HOLiDAY
TAKE CARE Of urselves mwaah
Support me on ko-fi
#seventeen#seventeen fanfic#seventeen fluff#seventeen christmas#bf!seventeen#svt#seventeen au#s.coups#s.coups fanfic#jeonghan#jeonghan fanfic#joshua#joshua fanfic#jun#jun fanfic#hoshi#hoshi fanfic#wonwoo#wonwoo fanfic#woozi#woozi fanfic#dk#dk fanfic#mingyu#mingyu fanfic#the8#the8 fanfic#seungkwan fanfic#vernon fanfic#dino fanfic
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Who Cares?
Fandom: Jacksepticeye
Characters: Chase Brody, Doctor Henrik von Schneeplestein, Marvin the Magnificent, Jackieboy Man, Jameson Jackson, Antisepticeye
Content warning: a lot of mentions of depression, addiction, alcoholism, suicide mentions, suicidal thoughts
If I wasn’t on mobile I’d use the zalgo text for anti so instead it’s bolded
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As soon as Chase closed the door to his bedroom he flopped onto the bed, his smiling and laughing expression he wore seconds ago with his family immediately replaced by a somber one. He took long, deep breaths, having a staring contest with the ceiling (it of course won). After... well he couldn’t tell how long he laid like that - time seemed to slow and drag on forever but also go way too fast - he spoke so softly to himself that he barely heard himself speak. “Am I really depressed? Or is it just that I’m reminding myself that I’m supposed to be sad? I was just out there with everyone for hours and wasn’t sad at all. Am I just faking it?” A lone tear escaped from his eye and he didn’t bother to wipe it away.
He heard his phone vibrate, but didn’t bother to check it. The only person that would be calling him is his therapist’s office, attempting to confirm a meeting he already planned on skipping. He went to one to humor Jackie, and of course he had to schedule another visit, but the whole time he knew that he wasn’t going back. He would just be wasting his therapists time, and taking up space for people who really needed therapy.
His room wasn’t far from the room where all the other egos were still gathered - he told the others that he was going to his room to plan the next bro average video (which he really should be doing anyway) - and he could faintly hear some conversations. From what he could piece together, they started playing Cards Against Humanity and somehow Jameson was winning, even though he didn’t understand most of the cards. He could tell that they were having a lot of fun - a lot of fun without him.
“Would anyone even care if I-“ he spoke, again, barely audible (he wondered if he even vocalized the words, or if they halted in his head). He had to stop himself short, not daring to finish the thought. “Chase you idiot, you already tried to do it and you know what outcomes you would get. Doc would blame himself if he couldn’t save you, Marvin would lock himself away in his room and refuse to come out, Jackie would take out all his emotions on fighting villains that were unbeatable, at least in his headspace, and Jamie would...” he trailed off, biting his lip. “That’s right... he wasn’t even here when I did it...” Chase blinked and violently shook his head. “PMA Chase... PMA... PMA... PM- ya know they can shove that up their arse. I need a fucking drink is what I need not some positivity bullshit,” he grumbled, going back to further examine his closet. There had to be something...
Huffing, he picked up a pair of shoes, put his hat back on his head, and wiped any evidence of tears off his face before walking out of his room. He took a deep breath right before he got to the room where all the egos were gathered - he was right about his guesses as to their activity - and strode to the door. Jackie looked up from the game as Chase walked past to get his coat. “Hey Chase, what’s up? Where’re ya going?” He sensed something off about him (but it could’ve just been paranoia) and needed to make sure nothing happened to any of his brothers.
Chase blinked. He didn’t expect any of them to notice and now all of them were staring at him and- ‘deep breaths’ he thought to himself. “I’m just... going for a walk. I’m stuck on trying to find a new idea and... need to clear my head.”
If Jackie still had his doubts, he kept them to himself. “You have your phone on you right?”
Chase held up his phone as evidence, giving a “yup” in response. With that, he walked out the front door. “Of fucking course it’s raining,” he muttered, heading towards one of the bars in town. He knew better than to try any of the ones close to the house, as they knew him and wouldn’t contribute to his addiction. Finally, he ended up at one that he didn’t even know existed, and figured it was worth a shot. He walked up to the bar and sat on the stool, surveying his options, pupils dilating by simply looking at the bottles. He told the bartender to “keep em coming until I’m so plastered I’m falling off the chair.”
The bartender eyed him, as it was 4:30 pm on a Tuesday, but didn’t question it, besides offering a “rough day?”
Chase nodded to that, “I guess you could call it that.”
The bartender handed him his drink. “If you want to just drink your cares away, go ahead. But if you want an ear then I’ll be here.”
Chase took a long swig, then registered what the bartender was saying, growling slightly. “I don’t need fucking therapy.” He finished his drink and felt his phone buzz in his pocket.
Baby Bean: “Hello Chase, it’s Jameson. Please do let us know when you will be returning. Marvin wants to know when he should begin making dinner, as he does not want your food to get cold, although given his history, you might be better off eating while you are out! 😆 I also should tell you that, while I do not know for certain, I think that some of the others are fearing that you are out getting bent, but if you say you’re just going for a walk, then I believe you! ☺️💚 Have a swell rest of your stroll!”
Chase sighed, grabbing the phone with his other hand. ‘What do I even say to this?’
“uh idk when i’ll be back. tell marv not to worry about me and not to burn the place down. also ty jj it means a lot that u trust me like that. i just wish the others would too” he deleted the last sentence, not wanting his brothers to feel guilty over not trusting him, especially when they had every right to be doubtful - considering he was actually at a bar. It also hurt to see that Jameson trusted him, because that meant he was betraying his trust, and he drank another glass at the thought.
About 20 minutes later, he felt his phone vibrate again. Judging by how it was many texts all at once, he assumed it was Marvin before he even pulled out his phone.
Magic Man: “Hey”
Magic Man: “I’m making dinner rn”
Magic Man: “It’s mac and cheese and whatever frozen chicken we have”
Magic Man: “Jamie said u were taking a longer walk but like it’s raining out and I don’t want u to get sick”
Magic Man: “Plz respond Chase”
Magic Man: “U there?”
“yo chill marv”
“i stepped inside a store to get out of the rain”
Magic Man: “Do u want one of us to pick u up??”
Magic Man: “If u lmk wya I can teleport to u”
Magic Man: “Or I’m sure Hen or Jackie would drive to get u if u just wanted to drive back”
Magic Man: “Ik how u feel abt teleporting”
Chase bit his lip before downing another glass. He forgot exactly what he was drinking, but it was alcohol and that’s all he cared about. He didn’t want to tell them that he was at a bar, not even thinking about how anyone could see or smell that he was drunk from a block away. He got another drink and almost forgot to respond before another message came through.
Magic Man: “Chase?”
Magic Man: “Plz just tell me where u r so we can pick u up”
“what so u can make fun of me??? nope i’ll b home later. i’m gonna stay here a bit longer then WALK home”
Chase put his phone away, not wanting to see Marvin’s response and just wanting to see more alcohol in his hands.
It was probably about an hour later when the bartender finally cut him off. He said that he was told to stop him when he looked like he was going to fall out of the chair and so the bartender wasn’t going to let him have any more. Plus his boss would be pissed if he let Chase leave any more intoxicated than he already was.
Chase stormed out of the bar and back into the rain before realizing he had no idea where we was. He looked around and tried to find something familiar but came up with absolutely nothing. He started walking in one direction, but it felt wrong, so he started in the opposite direction, which also felt wrong. So, he did what anyone else in his situation would do - he cried in the rain on the sidewalk of a basically empty street. After he felt he cried all he could, he looked at his notifications.
Baby Bean: 2 unread messages
Ze Best Doctah: 1 unread message
Magic Man: 13 unread messages, 2 missed calls
Spider-Man 2.0: 7 unread messages, 5 missed calls
Turtle: 1 unread message
“Shit.” Chase mumbled, scanning through the messages.
Baby Bean: “Hello Chase, Jameson again! 😊 You haven’t responded to anyone and we are all very worried about you. I’m hoping that your cellular device simply ran out of charge, but Jackie is informing me that when he tries to call you it would not ring as long as it is if your device has run out of battery.”
Baby Bean: “Chase, it’s Jameson. Where are you? I am getting increasingly worried for your safety, as is everyone else. Please respond to one of us.”
Ze Best Doctah: “Chase are you alright? You are scaring all of us. Do you need help? Or a ride? Marvin said you would not tell him where you were. I am praying you are not at a bar but right now I don’t know what to think. I trusted you would be smart and safe but now I’m not sure if you were either. Please call one of us when you see this.”
Magic Man: “Chase y do u think I would make fun of u?”
Magic Man: “R u ok?”
Magic Man: “R u mad at me?”
Magic Man: “Chase plz answer someone”
Magic Man: “If I said smth I’m sry”
Magic Man: “Just plz come home”
Magic Man: “Chase?”
Magic Man: “Ur dinner is getting cold WHERE ARE YOU”
Magic Man: “If u put on dnd I’ll b pissed”
Missed call from Magic Man
Magic Man: “Chase I stg if ur at a bar rn imma fucking deck u”
Magic Man: “No actually I’ll let Jackie do that”
Missed call from Magic Man
Magic Man: “Pick up ur damn phone Brody!!”
Magic Man: “Where tf r u????!!!!”
Spider-Man 2.0: “where did you go chase???????”
Spider-Man 2.0: “I thought you were just going on a walk”
Spider-Man 2.0: “THIS IS A VERY LONG WALK ITS BEEN HOURS”
Missed call from Spider-Man 2.0
Spider-Man 2.0: “if I have to save your ass from something or someone”
2 missed calls from Spider-Man 2.0
Spider-Man 2.0: “this isn’t funny chase”
Spider-Man 2.0: “I’m really fucking worried about you
2 missed calls from Spider-Man 2.0
Spider-Man 2.0: “CHASE I SWEAR IF YOU DONT PICK UP YOUR PHONE IM COMING TO LOOK FOR YOU”
Turtle: “Brody get your ass home RIGHT NOW!”
Chase weighed his options between who seemed the least pissed at him. Marvin and Jackieboy were obviously out. He didn’t particularly want to call Anti either. That left Henrik and Jameson. He went to the contact and pressed the call button. It barely rang before it was picked up.
“CHASE!! VERE ZEE FUCK HAFFE VOU BEEN??” Henrik shouted, his accent the thickest Chase has ever heard it, barely understandable in his drunken haze
“I’m sorry Hen” he slurred
“Chase vere are vou? Are vou fucking betrunken?!”
“Hen, Hen what? I-I don’t know what... what you’re saying.”
“HES ASKING IF YOU’RE DRUNK ASSHOLE!” Jackie shouted. “You’re on speakerphone you dick!”
Chase couldn’t see it but Jameson was trying to tell Jackie to calm down.
“OH FUCK NO THIS IS AS CALM AS I’LL BE JAMIE!”
Chase sat down on the sidewalk, leaning against a building. “I’m not fucking drunk,” he slurred
“Tell that to your voice.” Marvin piped up.
“Fiiiiiiiineeeeee mayyybeee I had a drink or few. Happy?”
“How many is ein few?”
Chase snorted and started laughing like that was just the funniest thing ever. “Fuck if I know, I wasn’t counting.”
“Chase where are you?” The static behind the phone let him know it was Anti and he whimpered.
“You’ll be mad at me...”
“WE’RE ALREADY MAD AT YOU DIPSHIT!” Jackie yelled. Henrik left the phone on the table while he grabbed his shoes and a jacket, figuring that because Chase called him, he should be the one to get him.
Chase suddenly got quiet. “I don’t know.”
“What do you mean you don’t know?” Marvin furrowed his eyebrows.
“I mean I’m lost... that’s why I called... I was at a bar, then tried to walk home and got lost.”
There was silence for a little while. Marvin suddenly stepped towards an open area of floor and started mumbling a spell. “He’s on the corner of Center Street and Behmer Drive. A block down from a bar.” Henrik nodded, grabbing his phone and getting into the car.
“Chase stay on ze phone ja?”
“Okayyyy.” Chase yawned. “Hen I’m tired.”
“Vell I vill not carry vou in so vou need to stay avake”
“But I’m sleepyyyyyyy” Henrik sighed, driving as fast as he could without getting arrested until he saw a familiar figure all the while trying to keep said person awake. He pulled over and got out of the car. Chase stood up, but he stood up too quickly and vomited, luckily for him none of it got on Henrik. As soon as he was done, he was ushered into the car.
“I von’t um... vhat is that expression? Chew vou out now, vou vill certainly get enough shit vrom Jackieboy and Marvin.”
“Thank you,” Chase mumbled, the heat of the car feeling nice on his cold wet body.
“Und vour hangover und sickness vill be more zan enough punishment tomorrow.”
“I’m real sorry Hen.”
“Zat is vhat vou zaid last time. Und vou did it again. Vou must earn mein trust back Chase. Jamie’s too. Und vou vill be lucky if ze ozers trust vou again soon.” All of a sudden, Chase broke into sobs. He thought he didn’t have anymore tears left in him, but apparently he was wrong.
“Please don’t make me see them Hen... I’m just so weak and pathetic and you all are important. All I have is... is... I’m just useless. What have I ever been besides a nuisance? With all my whining about Stacy, over reacting to a couple sad days and calling it depression, my-my bad habits and self destructive tendencies... I’m surprised you all still keep me around,” Chase’s whole body shook with his sobs.
There was a lot to unpack there and Henrik had no clue where to start. He pulled into the driveway and put the car in park, turning to face Chase. “Chase... how long have vou been feeling like zis?”
He just shrugged. “I dunno... a while now, maybe a year or so?”
“Vhy didn’t vou say anyzing?”
“I was scared you would realize your mistake and kick me out.” He mumbled. It was quiet, but Henrik heard it loud and clear.
“Ve vould never dream of it Chase. Vou are far from useless-“
“Oh yeah? Name one thing that I’ve done that actually helped!”
Henrik went silent as his brain tried to think of a good example that wasn’t easily written off because he knew that anything he said would be torn to bits anyway.
“Thought so.” Chase shook his head. “I actually thought you were gonna say something too. Guess I can add moron to the list.”
“Chase stop-“
“Oh look, I’m being a bother yet again. Shocking.” He got out of the car, slamming the door, puked in the grass, then went inside, ready to be reminded yet again of how weak and pathetic he was.
The second he opened the door was the second the yelling began. He didn’t even bother protesting because they were all right. He screwed up, could’ve died, worried them all.
“Do you have ANY idea how scared we were?! I thought I was going to get a call from a hospital that you were hurt or DEAD! We all were so worried-“
“I DIDN’T ASK YOU TO CARE!” Chase snapped.
“WELL SCREW YOU TOO! I’m your brother!” Jackie fired right back.
‘Ok I think that’s enough’ Jameson tried to intervene, but of course, nobody was paying attention to him. Well, nobody except one person who did happen to notice. Anti stepped in between the two.
“That is enough.” His voice caused everyone to stop yelling, Jameson signing a small thank you towards him. “It seems like Chase has already berated himself over and over, haven’t you? I’m not inside your head, chill out, but you’re fucking screaming it with your body language. You seem to forget that you all can’t hide anything from me. And, I can assure you Chase, you aren’t faking anything, and we all would care.
“Don’t you see? Look around you Brody! Jackieboy is yelling at you because he was scared, and cares so damn much about you. Marvin had so much anxious energy that while he was pacing he started to fucking glow. Yes Marvin, I saw that. Jameson wasn’t signing anything, he just retreated into his mind again, like he always does when he’s worried. Henrik was prepping his work station just in case you came home half dead and was shaking so much he dropped half his equipment. And I-” Anti took a deep breath “I was glitching so much I disappeared for a little bit, just static filling my place. I’m still glitching a lot, and it is taking all of my energy to stay present enough to knock some sense into your drunken mind! We care about you because we all have no idea what we would do without you here!” He balled his hands into fists, and stared down Chase, watching him deflate even more than he already was. He shook his head, retreating to his room where he resumed his excessive glitching.
Jameson was the first one to recover. ‘Chase? What did Anti mean about “you aren’t faking anything, and we all would care”?’ When he was met with a blank stare, he sighed and looked to one of the others to translate. Marvin was the one to interpret for Chase.
“I... I had it in my head that... that I was just faking my depression... that I was just sad a bit. And that... that nobody would care if I... if I... tried again.” Everyone in the room but Jameson understood, and Jameson wasn’t quite sure if he wanted to know. His mind supplied an answer and he didn’t like it. Jackie was the one to walk over to Chase and engulf him in a hug. The rest soon followed, and Chase began to cry again into Jackie’s shoulder. After a while they one by one let go, and Chase looked between them all before going to his room and passing out on his bed.
#who cares#kaiden writes#my fanfic#jacksepticeye#chase brody#henrik von schneeplestein#marvin the magnificent#jackieboy man#jameson jackson#antisepticeye#angst#depression#alcoholism#addiction#suicide mention#suicidal thoughts#yall im not dead
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discord text || eevee & tee
DISCORD THREAD FEATURING: Tee and @eeveecrmchl
MENTIONS: @kamidesai @ellisvulcan @aaronhart93
WHEN: August 30th
DESCRIPTION: random ass texts because they’re very entertaining
TRIGGER WARNINGS: none (I think?)
Eevee
are you going to that thing later
Tee
what thing?
also, I didn’t mean shoot him with water but better not say that in the gc
Eevee
idek what thing I’m talking about rn
Of course not, don’t need me to be a suspect
Tee
how am I supposed to know if I’m going or not then ?
Eevee
you right you right
...PIZZA
the pizza thing
Tee
isn’t that a 6 year old’s birthday party?
Eevee
okay but free food
Tee
I’m not going to a kid’s birthday party just to get pizza
Eevee
it’s make your own pizza Tee
come onnnn
Tee
can’t we just make our own pizza at home???
you know I don’t do well with kids
Eevee
you’re gonna try cooking for me?
fiiiine, imma just pop on over there real quick since I know the dad
Tee
....I didn’t say that
pfft everyone knows Aaron babe
Eevee
that’s basically all I heard
u know what fair, this is just me saying thank you for letting me ride him before
Tee
I’m not cooking pizza it would just be a burnt mess
what
at his kid’s birthday party????
have you no shameeee
Eevee
we can do frozen
nOT AT THE PARTY
like from before
what do u get kids
Tee
I KNOW BUT YOU CANT BRING THAT UP AT A KIDS PARTY
I can’t trust you alone
you asking me that? Idk a toy or some shit
Eevee
WHY NOT? just a good ol’ “hey I used to bang ur dad, happy birthday”
can I just throw money like at a strip club
Tee
I don’t know if you’re being serious or if this is your way of manipulating me into coming with you
lord help me
I guess you could give money as a gift but the parents are both rich so the fuck are they going to do with your money?
Eevee
I would never manipulate you but we both know I might say smth like that yeah
yeah but I’ll throw it like I would at a strip club
just fling it at everyone
Tee
please don’t talk about riding his dick at the party you’ll traumatise all the children
....you know what
turns out I’m in the mood for pizza
Eevee
how else are they gonna know about the birds and the bees
AYYY I’ll meet you there?
Tee
at 6????
I’ll wait for you outside there’s no way I’m going in on my own with all those children
I’ll see if I can convince Kam to come with
Eevee
there’s no better time to learn
alrighty I’ll let you know when I leave my place
tell him I’ll bring us brownies
Tee
and by brownies you mean normal chocolate brownies right?
Eevee
uh
sure why not
Tee
EEVEE
Eevee
THEYRE HEALTHY
Tee
sure they are
you know I love them but not around kids
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Vampire!Minghao || PART 2
A/N: I’M BACK WITH VAMP!HAO!! Also this was almost vampire politics lmfao
Requested by: 4 anons + sunflower anon + @riptidethepen + a blog I can’t tag (y'all sent in asks wanting for a pt.2!! this is dedicated to you♡)
NOTE: for those of you who have read my Vampire!Mingyu AU, the lore is changing! There’s new canon since that au was written so long ago. It’s just small details that are changing, the end of that au is the same👍
part 1
Imma pull some Incredibles 2 shiz with the start right after part 1 stuff
Are you ready? no? too bad
Minghao is red as blood once you lean away from ur kiss
He's having an internal meltdown like hhhhh they agreed to that 2nd kiss
y'all just take some of his knitting stuff and get back to your room so you can cuddle learn how to knit
Mr. Xu is abt to walk in but then he yeets himself outta there after seeing y'all cuddling knitting v close together
For the rest of the week, your teeth grow out a bit more and Mr. Xu teaches you how to use ur fangs properly
Basically biting into apples n other foods for practice
Mr. Dad (ik what I wrote) also makes Minghao practice because this boy turned you into a vampire from not being able to do this properly smh
After that practice is done, you get oddly sick to your stomach again, meaning ~the transformation is almost complete~
(Wow finally it's been like 2 months now)
Minghao just stays next to you as long as he can to make sure you're feeling alright and don't bite yourself
You have to get smth like a mouthguard so you don't bite ur lip in ur sleep
And after that passes…
Congrats! You've graduated from Vampire school👏
VHS'19 go bats!🦇 my new instagram bio
The whole process wasn't actually as painful as it sounds, but it's just… what do I do now
Well Minghao surprises you by dragging you outside
WOOO FINALLY OUT OF THE HOUSE FOR THE 1ST TIME IN MONTHS
Minghao trains you more (rip), but it’s fun this time bc you get to run around with super speed
and climb trees!!
mainly bc you remembered Twilight vaguely and were like “wait hao can we do that stuff”
the answer is h e l l y e a h
Yea so you climb trees and run around, essentially playing tag with hao
Until he tackles you to stop you from running
“y/N WAIT DON'T GO THERE!!”
he barely manages to stop you before you get onto a forest trail leading to some buildings
You: “Wow… we're far from your house...”
Hao: “Yeah. Let's head back home.”
“Minghao, do you think… Will I ever be able to go back?”
“What do you mean?”
“To the city”
“Well, you won't have too, don’t worry. My dad arranged your stuff to be kept somewhere until he can pick it up”
“But what if… what if I want to?”
Minghao gets a little confused because he doesn’t understand why you’d want to go back
he thought you loved it here?
confused boy is like “wait what's wrong with the mansion??”
“Nothing, Hao. I just miss home.”
it’s a little hard for him to understand, having lived in the mansion his whole long immortal vampire life…
But he doesn’t want you to be sad, so he asks his dad if he can take you to Vampire Square!
which is just the vampire night market lol
Also,,,, Minghao has a plan to make you even happier ;)
so before you wander off, he takes you to this tailor who takes your measurements
Then you go out to explore the market/square w/Hao while the tailor sews up a surprise
Minghao treats you by trading books for some cake since you can finally eat sugary stuff!! also coconut water since your body has enough blood in it again
((I realize I never really explained shopping in my other vamp au, but they don’t really use money lol they trade objects or favours since everyone knows each other))
it’s a small, chill night market, so there are lights everywhere and you get to watch tiny vampire kiddos and spot a few other creatures roaming around
it makes you realize how… human they are
yknow… hahah… just humans… who have to drink blood or coconut water… and have superhuman abilities… yeah
After ur nice cough cough DATE with Hao, he takes you back to the tailor who has prepared some fancy clothes for you!!
The tailor is like “a stunning outfit for a stunning vampire! I assume it’s for the ball, yes?”
and ur like. what ball lmao
Minghao answers for you and explains to you what the ball is on ur way home
Which is via CAPE TELEPORTATION btw!!
(some capes allow for teleportation and other capes help you turn into bats, etc etc (it’s how Mingyu teleported in his vampire au btw))
So every year around Halloween, there's this Vampire Ball™ for all the vampires at the Vampire Prince’s castle, aka JUNHUI’S CASTLEEE
Btw if you haven't read my Vampire!Mingyu series, note that Jun isn’t king bc his mother is technically queen still but she’s in hiding rn
he’s coolio but anyway
His Royal Highness is a bit mad that Minghao bit someone on the streets since it’s illegal
...but with Mr. Xu’s lawyer skills and the fact that Jun is a nice person (also the fact this has happened recently but was resolved well *cough* Mingyu) you were allowed to live!
and that’s how this almost became vampire politics akjfdh anyway
The night of the Vampire Ball, the 3 of you in the Xu residence change into formal clothing
Hao looks so fine, he’s got a suit on that’s accented w/a red carnation in his pocketand of course he’s got his cape on bc he looks heckin c o o l with that on
functional and fashionable eheh
he has a real proud dad who’s like omg did you get y/n a matching outfit? (yes)
you’re the last to get ready and do that slow walk down the stairs to where Minghao & Mr. Xu are waiting
Hao is obviously like o shit okay okay don’t panic don’t pani—
“…wow”
Mr. Dad: “Minghao, your jaw is physically dropped, please be polite and close your mouth”
Eventually, you get to the castle, which has been decorated w/shades of red
it’s real fancy and all these vampires are dressed up and have nice accessories,
it’s like you’ve been transported back in time to another century!
there are vamps playing classical music and everything
like oh is that a dude on double bass?? hell yeah, you fine sir
and Prince Junhui proposes a toast to another year of living!
Mr. Xu goes off to talk business with some older vampires
So you get to spend time with Hao and dance!!
he was able to get you to ballroom dance with him uwu
Finally, you could be at peace and live in a dream
but peace doesn’t come that easy around here…
there’s obviously gonna be some wine, and you get kind of intoxicated oops
you get a bit moody and start thinking of home back in the city
as much as you love being here with Hao, it’s probably caused so much trouble with your friends/family who’ve likely reported you as missing at this point
Hao notices you looking sad and looking up to the moon in the centre of a garden of roses
he steps next to you and takes your hand
a section of the roses starts to glow, but he ignores it bc he just wants to understand
he can’t really know firsthand what it feels like to be far from home, but maybe you can help him understand that?
maybe then he could feel human?
so he wraps his cape around you and teleports you somewhere else
When your eyes adjust to the dark, you see city lights and trees
Hao just whispers to you, “We can’t be here for long, stay close to me”
you’re at an empty park at the edge of the city, sitting close to Hao on a bench
“Wha—Minghao why are we here?”
“I want to know what it’s like to be far from the mansion. This is the deepest part of the city I’ve been in… And I thought you’d want to be closer to home, too.”
“Thank you, Hao”
You sit silently with him, slowly falling asleep on his shoulder until he has to take you back to the garden
When you return, there’s a small crowd gathered around you
Mr. Xu is in shock or smth, “Minghao did you—was this you?”
You’re obviously like. uh what
but there’s a whole prophecy or something and because of your little trip to the park,,, you’ve got another scheduled appointment at Vampire Court™
but don’t worry, you’ve got a vampire lawyer and a vampire boyfriend by your side~
#seventeen imagines#seventeen scenarios#the8 imagines#minghao imagines#the8 scenarios#seventeen fluff#seventeen au#xu minghao#the8 fluff#vampire!au#jkj fics
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Do all the numbers you coward
– disclaimer: i did this at like late at night o’clock, while trying to avoid my fourth breakdown that hour. and i didn’t have my glasses on. so . if there’s any spelling errors that i didn’t catch, let me know.–
ok cool. imma just pick a post and go at it then.
1. what colour are you’re eyes?
Usually they’re like a green/brown ig?
2. do you like your name? why?
Yes, I love my name. I picked it myself with the help of some of my friends. It comes from a couple different book characters who are both super strong physically and emotionally and they’re honestly an inspiration to me.
3. what is your relationship status?
…. single as fuck man. Is it too much to ask for a guy who is sweet and not pushy and bigger than me so I can steal his hoodies and be swamped in them??
4. describe your personality in 3 words or less
“another fucking breakdown??”
5. what colour hair do you have?
currently a really gross red, (well I think it’s gross but i just don’t like reds) but on Thursday I finally re-dye it and im gonna go green!!
6. how would you describe your style?
either I pull smth out of the drawer in the morning and hope it goes together, or I spend three weeks planning it.
7. what size bed do you have?
P sure it’s a queen? my dog manages to take up half of it and he’s the size of a bread loaf.
8. any siblings?
Ye, two half sisters!!
9. favourite t.v. show?
The Umbrella Academy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10. describe your dream date
uhhhhh, smth outside? like a picnic. at night, but with plenty of lights. and star gazing!!!! bc spACE!!!
11. what colour socks are you wearing?
uh… one crew that’s white and purple and one ankle that blue and white….
12. how many pillows do you sleep with?
trick question!! I don’t sleep with pillows. I use throw/travel blankets and stuffed animals. I do have two pillows on my bed, but they’re for my dog to sleep on.
13. do you have a job? what do you do?
I do! I just started a week or so ago and I make drinks! ISTG IF SOMEONE ORDERS ONE MORE GODDAMN MINI SLUSHI IM GONNA KILL A MAN.
14. how many friends do you have?
hhhhh, i think i have abt 0. but in reality i probably have 10ish actual friends?
15. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done?
I’ve done plenty of shitty things but im not in a good place to answer this one rn.
16. what’s your favourite candle scent?
Another trick question! i despise candles and nearly anything that has a smell. good or bad.
17. three favourite boy names?
Klaus bc my boiiiiiiiiii
Ethan istg anyone i know irl brings this up you will regret it
Ashton
18. three favourite girl names?
ooooo boyyy,
Claire
Isabella (spanish pronounciation obv)
Vanya bc yk i had to make another reference but also it’s rlly pretty and just look at it!!
19. who is your celebrity crush?
ik it’s basic but cole sprouse is the first one that comes to mind.
20. do you read a lot? what’s you favourite book?
yes I read all the time bc reADING IS GOOD @dodo-likes-to-tumbl
my favourite book is probably Six of Crows.
21. top 10 favourite songs?
hhhooooohhhhhhhhkkkayyyyy not really any particular order:
1) Istanbul by They Might be Giants
2) Roaring 20s by P!atD
3) I Wait by Day6
4) Monster by EXO
5) Choke by IDKHBTFM
6)Tempo by EXO
7) Awkward Silence by Stray Kids
8) Chained Up by VIXX
9) Singularity by BTS
10) Get Cool by Stray Kids
22. What is your biggest fear?
another one that im not able to answer at this time.
23. What’s your go to hairstyle/
Literally don’t have one. I get out of bed, get dressed, and go to school. I don’t do anything.
24. who is your role model?
Idk. I don’t really have one. I really look up to my sister, Ella, a lot.
25. what was the last compliment you received?
idk, the most recent one I remember was my moms friends mom was going on about my hair colour even though I hate it and we were literally standing by the hair dye in walmart looking at new colours when she walked up and interrupted.
26. What was the last text you sent?
Confirming smth for a talent show group im gonna be a part of.
27. How old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? (if this is a shock or a spoiler for you, you’re either wayyy too young for this site or wayy too stupid)
I was probably about 5 or 6? I had a lot of cousins who were older than me who liked to spoil things. I was able to convince my parents I still believed until I was about 11 tho.
28. what is your dream job?
Dream job? I thought I’d be dead in the trunk of a car by now!!
not really, but uhh idk
29. how many pictures do you have on your phone?
Idfk? five years worth ig?
30. have you ever peed in the woods?
Wtf kinda question is this? but yeah when I was younger. like 4-7 ish maybe?
31. Do you still watch cartoons?
Tbh not nearly as often as I’d like. I love Gravity Falls and I wanna get into Steven Universe, though from what I’ve seen it’s not a cartoon it’s art.
32. Favourite dipping sauce?
no
33. What do you wear to bed?
Sweat pants and a hoodie
34. Have you ever won a spelling bee?
Nah mate. I can’t spell for shit.
35. what are your hobbies?
crying in the dark instead of doing my hw.
36. tea or coffee?
yes
37. are you going to change your last name when you get married?
hah “when”! idk if I do get married I’ll probably hyphenate or steal my sisters idea and do some sort of mash up of the last names, kinda like a ship name.
38. do you believe in ghosts?
meh
39. what’s your biggest pet peeve?
People
40. the last person you called?
I facetimed @panickingposters
41. chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?
hah GAY
42. what shirt are you wearing?
damn another trick question! I’m wearing my PFTW Tour hoodie.
43. what is your phone background?
lock screen is FoB lyrics - “ I love the world, i just don’t love the way it makes me feel”
and home screen is a space edit of the trans flag.
44. do you like it when ppl play with your hair?
As long as they do it right @goodmorningchicago
45. have you ever been drunk?
no but i wish i was
46. favourite lyrics rn?
“Like awkward silence..
caw
caw
caw”
47. summer or winter?
autumn
48. day or night?
sleep during the day, everything else at night
49. dark, milk or white chocolate?
k first of all? white chocolate isn’t even fucking chocolate. so that ones out.
second, milk chocolate is just sugar and milk. also out
Dark it is!!
50. who was the last person you cried in front of?
My therapist earlier today
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4, 20, 59, 69, 71, 84, 100, 123, 132 :D
BABE
4. Are you easy to get along with?
Uh that’s a bit of a weird question but I guess? Yes? :D I am very open to everyone (you know, except assholes that come in all shapes and sizes) and I do tend to be a talker in a group of people so Imma say yes :)
20. Do you like your neighbors?
It depends honestly. We have some very sweet and easy going seniors on the right to us and almost all my childhood friends live down the street if you count them as neighbors but there are some pretty… weird people next to us as well? But it’s not like dangerous or smth they’re just hella closed off to anyone else and the rest just happens to be extremely friendly so maybe it’s just the contrast :D
59. First thing you ate this morning?
I had some Nutella on toast and a banana bc it’s simple and quick.
69. Are you watching tv right now?
Nope. In my room right now typing :)
71. Craving something? What?
Honestly… cuddles? Like I REALLY wouldn’t mind some arms around me rn
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
I haven’t seen 21 Jump Street so I have to say Mean Girls?
100. How are you feeling?
I took a long nap which is very dumb bc it’s 10.50 pm now and I won’t be able to sleep for the whole night pffffsh but I feel way better now than I did this afternoon :)
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
I mean .. they’re white? they will eventually get dirty? but it’s not within the first week usually :D
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
My mom.
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asks bby 😚 i love u
@alwaysdrowninginfeels said:100 questions is fun
hopefully 100 questions is fun to read, love u guuyysss
Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? soundcloud or spotify if i actually used any of these
is your room messy or clean? meesssyy
what color are your eyes? brown
do you like your name? why? uuh sure, i like that there’s a stone called amber idk it’s Nice
what is your relationship status? 0 + 0 = 0
describe your personality in 3 words or less dumb, silly, somethin
what color hair do you have? brooownnn
what kind of car do you drive? color? don’t drive
where do you shop? i don’t consistently shop anywhere ??
how would you describe your style? i don’t have a consistent style i like multiple things fdhja, i rlly dig bomber jackets n ripped jeans tho bitch idk
favorite social media account idk if this is asking an account i love or what social medIA i prefer n just. the latter is twitter idk what to put here
what size bed do you have? queen..? i think… idk bed sizes well..
any siblings? nope
if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? mm don’t know
favorite snapchat filter? that fall one!! givin me the damn glasses and freckles n leaves falling idk why i like it so much dfjgad
favorite makeup brand(s) can’t answer….
how many times a week do you shower? …depression is a bitch averagely once or twice
favorite tv show? the walking dead, i guess
shoe size? 10 ½ i believe but that’s bc my feet are wide soo
how tall are you? 5′2″ a fuckin short ass
sandals or sneakers? sneakers
do you go to the gym? lol no
describe your dream date ok we can’t lie we know visiting a wolf sanctuary would be The One my dudes
how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? i have no wallet and no money
what color socks are you wearing? i.. am not wearing socks ok
how many pillows do you sleep with? one or two usually
do you have a job? what do you do? nope
how many friends do you have? ultimately one hi ashley dhja love u cj i’m just goin with irl
whats the worst thing you have ever done? iiidk i block out bad things i do and i also can’t remember anything before this morning lOL that bad
whats your favorite candle scent? ooh shoot idk, i’ve never had candles often anyways
3 favorite boy names ASHER, …brandon, uuumm idk david is nice
3 favorite girl names i don’t care as much.. djha imma skip it oops
favorite actor? bob morley is the go to my dudes
favorite actress? honestly?? danai gurira is precious
who is your celebrity crush? dkja steven yeun fuck ya’ll he’s cute as shit
favorite movie? i guess i should still say manchester by the sea, i looove it
do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? does the dream thieves count… can i say the dream thieves, second book to the raven cycle series. is that vALID
money or brains? brains but this is dumb
do you have a nickname? what is it? not rlly
how many times have you been to the hospital? it’s been so long since the last time, i don’t think i’ve gone for anything major rlly ever
top 10 favorite songs imma just put the ones that are my recent obsessions instead and maybe u listen to em cuz they’re Good mm
letdown by nothing, nowhere
all the kids are depressed by jeremy zucker
lovely by billie eilish w/ khalid
dream by bishop briggs
dark side by bishop briggs
warrior by aurora
all i have by nf
10 feet down by nf ft. ruelle
mansion by nf ft. fleurie i think
outcast by nf
do you take any medications daily? no
what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) uh dry
what is your biggest fear? i’m honestly like tired n a bit numb i can not comprehend fears
how many kids do you want? this is a future question for a future me if i think i want kids Later
whats your go to hair style? i’m more often in a ponytail than anything else ever
what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) small thin-walled apartment pls help
who is your role model? i honestly don’t think i’ve ever had one
what was the last compliment you received? um probably ashley calling me cute at some point in time Recently
what was the last text you sent? kjdfa rp. for rp
how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? fuck if i know probably around 10 or smth.. i could be way off
what is your dream car? if i drive a fuckin jeep wrangler bitch
opinion on smoking? mmm gross and just.. don’t smoke round me and we cool
do you go to college? gonna be lol fuck
what is your dream job? forensic dna analyst.. i guess
would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? suburbs
do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? no
do you have freckles? yeeaaaah
do you smile for pictures? occasionally Now
how many pictures do you have on your phone? 273
have you ever peed in the woods? ….no….
do you still watch cartoons? no
do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? mcdonALDS holy shit i haven’t had wendys in years
Favorite dipping sauce? sweet n sour
what do you wear to bed? usually whatever shirt i wore for the Day n pajama pants
have you ever won a spelling bee? fuck no
what are your hobbies? …video games?
can you draw? ……..questionable……..
do you play an instrument? oh hell no
what was the last concert you saw? crown the empire/warped tour july 2016.. sigh
tea or coffee? coffee !
Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? i’ve literally never had anything from starbucks
do you want to get married? um, debatable? depends on the person??
what is your crush’s first and last initial? i don’t have a crush rn
are you going to change your last name when you get married? if i do yh probably will
what color looks best on you? red doesn’t look bad? blue??? i don’t fucking know
do you miss anyone right now? ashleeey
do you sleep with your door open or closed? cloSED
do you believe in ghosts? not reeeaaalllyyyy but it’s.. a Concept dkjfa
what is your biggest pet peeve? i get really bothered by the sounds of someone eating dkjfa idk
last person you called? my mom, for 20 seconds, apparently
favorite ice cream flavor? i guess vanilla with chocolate chips iddkk
regular oreos or golden oreos? i. what the fuck are golden oreos?????
chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? rainboooow
what shirt are you wearing? a crown the empire shirt…
what is your phone background? my lock screen is adam and my home… is zen…….
are you outgoing or shy? lmao shy
do you like it when people play with your hair? not like it happens often but it’s kinda uncomfortable bc most ppl try to run their hands through it like it’s straight haiR?? like that hurts pls dkjfad
do you like your neighbors? i don’t fucking know my neighbors
do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? ,,,
have you ever been high? nope
have you ever been drunk? not like piss drunk naw
last thing you ate? STEAK
favorite lyrics right now i think i actually have one but i can’t remember what song it’s from dkjfa
summer or winter? winter
day or night? NIGHT
dark, milk, or white chocolate? milk but i like dark too…
favorite month? i don’t have one? march? june? november? dhfa choose from those
what is your zodiac sign pisces bitch
who was the last person you cried in front of? iiiii have no idea prob my mom from like Years ago, two or three years ago maybe
#i'm so fuckkiin tired i think i started this at 7:30#it is like 11 now#5 till#jesus#thanks tho questions r nice Distractions#love uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu#wah
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