#so if i went overboard y'know

[gumycandyyy]

୨♡ Ｗｉｎｔｅｒ Ｋｉｎｇ ＨＣＳ ♡୧

I am ashamed of tumblr for not making more fanfic of this funky fruit.

We got some general HCS and then some romantic ones under the cut! (I went a little overboard with the romantic ones, hehe!)

Gender-neutral

୨♡ Ｇｅｎｅｒａｌ ♡୧

-Man's self care routine is off the charts

-I'm serious, he has like- 80 different bubble bath concoctions.

-Smells like mint

-or some kind of cold scent.

-I feel like he loves dressing up fancy, so he has a closet full of sparkly suits

-maybe even some dresses if he's feeling special.

-Doesn't actually need to wear glasses, he just likes how they look.

-While he loves his winter wonder world, I feel like he'd enjoy rainy weather more than snow.

-He got rid of all his madness and sadness, yes, but I think he'd cry at something especially cute. Happy tears, y'know?

"Why are you crying, sir? Are you okay?" "Oh, it's nothing. *sniff* Just those two rabbits that are cuddling."

-He is really bad at any percussion instrument

-like.. REALLY bad.

-His hands are too delicate for such a garish instrument as the drums!

-He loves playing duets on the piano, but rarely has anyone to play with.

-I mean, he could always concoct up an ice creature to play piano with him, but that's honestly quite dull.

-His favorite movie would probably be an old Christmas movie, like It's a Wonderful Life.

-He gets kidnapped by the Candy Queen so often, that occasionally he brings a book or something snuggly to help him wait for his ice scouts to rescue him.

-He once got so bored while kidnapped that he tried to read to some of the mutilated candy people

-That was the last time he saw his favorite book.

-Safe to say he doesn't bring his favorites anymore.

୨♡ Ｒｏｍａｎｔｉｃ ♡୧

-Will literally spoil his love interest rotten.

-You want that thing you saw earlier?

-Consider it yours

-You'd like for it to snow outside?

-A sprinkle or a blizzard?

-Literally anything, this man will go to the ends of the universe to get you what you'd like.

-Love languages are definitely gift giving and physical touch

-probably acts of service too.

-Loves dancing.

-Loves dancing.

-Whether it be a slow dance or ice-skating, he will take every opportunity to dance with you!

-He adores short people.

-Good, because he's tall as a giant.

-if you're shorter than him, he will no doubt use you as an armrest.

-He always makes remarks on how cute you are.

-Even if you're only two inches shorter than him.

-If you're taller...

-hoo boy.

-Expect him to be all over you.

-figuratively and literally.

-Will want you to carry him everywhere, sit in your lap, rest against you, whatever.

-Just let him touch you.

-He'll talk about how strong you are, how you'd be the perfect chair, etc. etc.

-He does the stupid "How's the weather up there?" jokes.

-Loves your body, no matter what it looks like.

-You're skinny?

-You're easy to carry around and dance with.

-You're chubby or fat?

-Literally will always be holding onto or resting on part of you. He loves squishy people.

-Somewhere in the middle?

-He could not care less. He loves you regardless of what you look like.

-And he makes sure to emphasize his point by complimenting you endlessly.

-He will never leave your side.

-Even if you need space, he doesn't.

-So why wouldn't you?

-Back to our regularly scheduled fluff-

-Candy Queen hates your guts.

-She thinks you're an obstacle, keeping her from the Winter King.

-No doubt tries to kill you.

-Multiple times. a day

-Her plans are always foiled, but if she gets too close to genuinely hurting you, Winter will be so upset.

"Oh, Dearest, please tell me you're okay!" "You are?" "Phew. I don't know what I'd do if you were hurt in any way."

-His petnames for you are probably

-Darling,

-Dearest,

-My love,

-There are a lot more, but those are the main ones.

-LOVES kissing you.

-Anytime, any way.

-He finds it adorable when his nose bumps your face.

-Favorite place to kiss would probably be the back of your hand.

-He is a gentleman after all.

-Overall, he just adores you.

-And he sincerely hopes you love him just as much as he does you.

Headcanon requests are open for Winter King! Don't be afraid to send an ask, and be shameless! I know I am! (No smut tho. Some spice is okay, however.)

Have some free WK art for coming this far!

reblog for a beginner writer?

[nyarumie]

Brains to Brawn. (Chapter 1)

narumi gen x f!reader — 1.7k words, co-workers to lovers, narumi loves kisses, multiple parts, semi canon compliant, in denial reader.

STATUS: Ongoing. Chapter links: 1, 2, 3

Author's Note at the end! Happy reading ♡

Cross-posted on ao3.

Requests, prompts, or any messages are appreciated! Just open my ask box.

The shift in the tides of the First Division wasn't subtle. It wasn't the way the large bodies of water swayed with greater force against Ariake Maritime Base's sturdy walls, nor did it have to do anything with Regular Officers being transferred from one division to another.

The first change in the atmosphere was when Second Division Captain, Hikari Shinomiya, died. Tense. Strict. A single drop of needle could disrupt the entire defense force—ironically seeming so quiet despite the sounds emerging from the Officers' even more rigorous training.

The second wave of change felt rowdy, raucous—but hopeful. Narumi Gen had made quite the scenario even before officially joining the Defense Force. An unleashed combat power of 24% even without donning a suit at least once in his life, showing great aptitude potential for Kaiju No. 1 weapons, and... having a blatant display of disrespect and chaos, as the higher ups would describe. What seemed to be the hope of the nation turns out to be the First Division's biggest headache. Most times.

The third was when things started to be more obvious—to most people, a shift in leadership means a shift in everything. Shortly after Narumi joined the Defense Force, the Head of Operations eventually had to retire. Kurusu was given the prestige to be the young Head of Operations. At the same time, Narumi had already been appointed as a Platoon Leader, a sign that the youth will shoulder the fate of this country and power will emerge across all divisions.

The next wave is you.

From the previous year, the Defense Force's annual selection involved both Officers and Operators. You were tempted to apply in both, for simple reasons: As an operator, you know you're extremely smart—emerging at the top of your class in university and having reading as a hobby enhanced your intelligence. 

On the other hand, you simply think it would be fun to try the Officer Selection Trial. Who knows? You were pretty athletic, diving here and there to save volleyballs on your university's sports fest. Hell, you even won an MVP award twice.

But you have bills to pay and concerts you'd love to attend, so you let the rational part of your brain win and opt for the safer option. With a fellow youngster like Kurusu leading the Operations, all worries about bonding with your co-workers were thrown out the window.

In fact, it seems like you went overboard with bonding with them. You all were friends and swore to do your job properly so as to stick together til the end, but how come you're the only one facing this... baffling scenario?

'A little fun in your normal working day as an operations manager won't hurt', they said.

'The captain won't find out about this anyway', another added.

You should've known that the normal working day applies only to your co-workers. You, on the other hand? It literally changed the trajectory of your life—for better or for worse. Internally groaning, you wondered why you didn't push harder when you were against their idea of 'fun'.

When your co-workers suggested doing something for fun, you never thought it would be testing out each other's unleashed combat power, if you even have them; you're all managing the operations, after all. Doing calculations in your head, you estimated you'd all be getting a percentage ranging from 1% to 3%.

After pleading with Kurusu for what felt like an hour, your little unassuming friend group got permission to use the combat power technology. 

"I'm an MVP for volleyball in our University, y'know? If I get an 8%, maybe I can smash a ball or two on a yoju's head. Might get recruited on the spot too.", you said with humourous arrogance.

Your co-worker who was prepping the machine chimed in, "We don't have balls for weapons. And don't get your hopes up, the most you'll be getting is probably a 2%. It's impossible for anyone to get a 0% after all."

With a pout, you denied that you're hoping for a good result. You're pretty satisfied with your job, anyways. Good pay, safety secured—what else could you ask for?

"Alright, prep done. Who's up first?" 

"Oh, I'll go! I proposed the idea, so I should be the one taking the first step!" said your enthusiastic co-worker. There were only 4 of you anyway, enough to fall into a line, letting yourself go last.

Sometime along your little fun, Kurusu entered the room, feeling uneasy about giving permission against official purposes. As expected, your friends got a range of 1% to 3%. They were all cheering as you got ready to lay down, as you were initially against the idea of having fun with these machines.

"Show us your 8%, then!" they laughed.

You rolled your eyes at them as your co-worker is sticking the device to certain pulse points to extract your body conditions. 

"Keep your head straight and calm down. I'll activate it in a few minutes. We wouldn't want any irregularities in your readings—like you getting 8% from your volleyball experience." she snorted. 

Following further instructions, you closed your eyes and kept your composure. It surprisingly felt comfortable, despite the hard surface. It's probably because you haven't slept well comfortably in so long.

"Extraction in 3, 2, and 1..." 

It was Kurusu who surprisingly spoke this time. "Well... You almost got an 8. You're on 6%." he announced, still looking confused at the screen. 

"Can somebody give me a gun? Or a sword?" you asked.

You thought their necks will snap at how fast they turned their heads to you. They looked at you as if you just had asked for the most incredulous thing, which in this case, does sound frightening. 

"Gonna kill us for doubting you?", they joked. "What for, though?"

"Trying to see if I can get that combat power up if I hold those. We're already having fun here, wouldn't hurt to test a few more things, right? Just don't let anyone know of this, or we'll all lose our jobs." you said.

They turn to Kurusu, eyes hopeful, asking through their gazes if it's still within his given permission to issue weapons.

Curiosity piqued, he didn't hesitate giving approval this time. "Alright. Just do make sure to get some less powerful weapons." With a sigh, he mumbled, "My first year as head operator and I feel like I'll already lose my job..."

Once you were provided with your 'weapons', you were instructed by Kurusu this time. "Just hold them as naturally as you can. You may choose between the two weapons provided. Lay them down next to you if you don't want it tested."

Holding the gun in one hand, you heard their countdown go off again. You let yourself relax while waiting for the results.

"Huh. A small increase, but quite a feat. You're smart for suggesting to hold these weapons. It's actually now on 8%. Try the dagger."

You let go of the gun and did as you were told. It took you a while to get as natural as you can while holding the dagger, but decided to not put in any effort as you were just having some 'fun' anyways.

"...That was higher than the gun. 10%. You're unbelievable." 

'What's so unbelievable about that?' you thought. Not a single result elicited any reaction from you. Hell, now-promoted Platoon Leader Narumi had a whopping 24% even as a normal civilian. Why would yours be any unbelievable? Maybe it's the first and only time an operations manager got this number. Who in their right mind would test this out for fun anyway?

"Hey, I'll try holding both of these. Let's end our fun and curiosity here." you announced. By this time, you just want this to end. But you are as intrigued as they are, hence suggesting a final test. For some reason, you felt yourself become uneasy at the last attempt. You know it never ends good whenever a sudden wave of uneasiness washes over you, so you force yourself to keep the relaxed state you were previously in.

From your peripheral vision, you saw Kurusu nod. You took both weapons in your hand. The procedure repeats, for the last time.

And then there was silence. You thought you fell asleep, but moved your fingers just to confirm you're still awake. Opening your eyes, you turn to look at your co-workers who were currently gawking at the huge screen.

"Um... You..." started Kurusu. "You uh, just got an 18% unleashed combat power with both weapons in your hold." 

Oh.

Now that's unbelievable. 

"...And our fun little session ends here! Can somebody assist me here so I can continue my work?" you asked in a rush.

"No. You stay there, I'm not done with your analysis. I'll have to command everyone to go back to their stations." Kurusu said, seriousness suddenly taking over his voice.

He continued speaking, "Not only do you have an 18% unleashed combat power, you also have a potential aptitude for Kaiju no. 3 cells." 

It's as if your ability to speak was taken. 18% unleashed combat power sure is something for someone in your level, but to have an aptitude for an identified kaiju...? No wonder he asked them to leave. Word about this finding mustn’t spread, at least, not for now. Your co-workers are new in the job, so they probably don’t know how to identify an aptitude reading for identified Kaiju.

"Um... So... Do we report this to the Captain or something?" you hesitantly ask after a few minutes of blanking out. You don't know what else you can say at the moment, totally taken aback by the suddenness of it all.

Before Kurusu can even respond, you hear a voice coming from the doorway.

"Huh. No wonder those operators flocked out of the room in a hurry. I've spared you the job. The old man is already informed." 

Your eyes widened, soul leaving your body upon hearing it. You know you'd have to eventually report this to the Captain, but this soon? And what's worse, that voice...

Standing lazily at the doorway with his phone in one hand is no other than the newly promoted Platoon Leader, Narumi Gen.

Author's Note(s):

My first fic! I've actually never wrote anything like this before, as I've only spent my entire life writing academic papers 😭 Thus, constructive criticism and feedbacks are always welcome!

I also apologize for any inaccuracies in the terminologies I used, my brain is pea-sized when it comes to some canon minor details.

I thought I'll be able to finish this in a single chapter, but I think a max of 3 wouldn't sound so bad. I can't write continuously or my head will explode omg

I'm not sure about the holding weapons thing, but I included it here based off how they tested Mina to have great aptitude for guns. I also recall a chapter saying Soshiro's combat power for firearms is so low, hence why he's a close quarters combatant.

Also, about the Kaiju No. 3 thingy, It's not gonna be canon compliant since we don't have any info on that identified Kaiju so I'll just be making stuff up for the sake of this fic lol.

[shiemori-writes]

Hey there Quinn! Since the request are open, I would like a Jack, Leona, Sebek and Floyd x reader (separately), where the boys find the reader’s sketchbook, and when they open the book, they see a bunch of doodles of them and in the end of the sketchbook, there is drawing of the boys and the reader, holding hand or something. Headcanons. Fell free to ignore. Thank you!

(This request might get spammed, Tumblr is eating my messages.)

—doodles of us ♡︎

the boys find your sketchbook sketches of them! <3

characters: jack, floyd, leona and sebek! ♡︎

includes: sfw, really fluffy, gender neutral reader as always, and mutual pining! went a little bit overboard with leona whoops

notes: hello to you to anon!! ahh this was such a cute prompt!! heehee thank u anon <3 ALSO WOOO I HAVENT WROTE IN SO LONG THIS IS SUCH A TREAT!

♡︎ JACK HOWL♡︎

"—Wait prefect!! you forgot your.!..sketchbook...?"

you guys had just finished your little study (date) session in his room and was done for the day, you had just gone back to Ramshackle when he noticed that you had forgotten what seems to be your sketchbook, wide open.

Initially, he was in awe at your artistic ability, even by the doodles that were less polished, he thought they were adorable (he'd never tell you that though, hehe)

But then he saw doodles of what seems to be..him and you...ok ok cool.. him and you- wait— him and you?!

The doodles ranged from just doodles of his name surrounded by hearts, to him in chibi form, to tiny-him and tiny-you holding hands, god you were too adorable

He really couldnt stop his tail from wagging, nor the smile that was slowly spreading on his face, you were really cute y'know that?

At the bottom of the page he saw a different doodle, it was more of writing but from what he could tell, it was ai-ai gasa, which he could vividly remember you swooning to him, about how oh so romantic it would be with your crush,

And surely there the two of your names was, written under the little umbrella you had drawn, a little love-charm you like to call it, and while you had said you didnt believe it, you mainly just wanted to do it for wishful thinking.

He always wondered if he was the one you were talking about but now..

He felt his heart skip a beat and then another one, and another one..

He was thankful he was in his room right now, because he would absolutely die if someone saw him like this, red faced tail wagging at sonic-speed with an absolute love sick expression

He tried to calm his racing heartbeat with ease, (he is a runner after all) and when he finally calmed down he felt content, he was gonna return the sketchbook to you that's for sure, and maybe something more

He confessed not too long after <33

♡︎ LEONA KINGSCHOLAR♡︎

He had just woken up from a long-cat-nap when his eyes wandered to your slumbering figure, clinging onto his arm, a calm look on your face

unconsciously smiling at the sight 'cute' he thought. He was glad he convinced you to rest, that damn bird was dumping his work onto you again, it was a pain, you need more rest, really.

He sat up, uncharastically-careful to not wake you from your state of slumber, stretching his muscles and letting out a yawn when he noticed the sketchbook beside him, open and what seems to be unfinished,

Curiously he took a little peak, wouldn't hurt right?

He flipped through the pages, feeling a smile curl on his lips when he saw how passionate you were for art, he was glad you had something you loved, but also hated how soft he was feeling rn, seriously herbivore what spell did you cast on him?

Hes just a softie in denial mwuehehe

Anyways, he stopped skimming through the pages when he noticed what seems to be..Him? Oh, ohoho he was gonna tease you so much for this herbivore. (bastard)

While the thought of you being flustered entertained him, he really did appreciate the way you saw him, and..oh? Was this a doodle of you and him? You really are a sap arent' cha herbivore? (lovingly)

He chuckled, finding enjoyment at the way you'd doodle you and him holding hands, or the way you drew his names surrounded by multiple hearts

'cute' he found himself repeating in his head

Looking at the bottom of the pages, he noticed the way you'd consistently draw an umbrella along with your names on it through every page, ai-ai gasa as you call it. He found himself remembering your ramble about how cute it was, thinking he wasnt listening as much, but he was, he always found himself listening to your voice, as sappy as that was (really herbivore your sappyness is getting to him ugh)

Seeing his name and yours doodled under the umbrella sure was somethin', he remembered you joking about how you'd try it with him as it was commonly reffered to as a "love-spell-charm" of some sort in your world

frankly he thinks it was dumb, why do that when you already have his heart hmmm herbivore? And do' ya really think a love spell would work on him?

^ but you didn't know that, maybe that was partially his fault for not being too forward but he blames you too for being dense (wow rlly leo? smh../j)

Closing the sketchbook, he found himself grinning from ear to ear, tail flicking from side to side in delight as he peered back at you, still blissfully unaware of his discovery, heh, he'll tease ya for sure, but for now, he's gonna cherish this peaceful moment with you, after all, time spent with you is his favorite time of all (apart from sleeping)

♡︎FLOYD LEECH♡︎

"Ko~e~be~ CHAN!!!"

He sang through the empty hallway, pouting when he didn't see you

He couldnt find you anywhere!!!! It was so annoying!!! it was terribly boring too!! which!! he!! Hates!! Where's his koebe chan >:(

Angry eel later turns to sad pouty eel :(

(poor azul had to deal with his outburts)

Huffing in annoyance, he tried to work at his shift at the monstro lounge, to everyone's surprise, floyd leech????? Working??? The world must be ending!

But no, he just was hoping maybe, maybe his little shrimpy visits him, I mean, you did visit yesterday, so he now automatically assumes you're gonna do it everyday! And if not, well then he's just gonna squeeze someone, maybe that will make him feel better. Hmmph.

YOU DO VISIT YAYAYAYAYAY!!! (Jade and azul practically begged you at this point bc he was being so aggressive to the customers)

BUT THAT DOESNT MATTER!! WHAT MATTERS IS HIS KOEBE CHANS HERE!! :D

Upong seeing you his frown immediately turned into a bright grin, running towards you to give you the biggggesst squeeze!! ever!! because his koebe chans here! <3

He squeezed you tightly, (but not too tight! He knows his koebe-chan is fragile) and gave you the biggest kiss, a loud "mwah!" Was heard as he kissed your cheeks, giggling at how flustered you seem! koebe chans so cute!! hehehe!!

Ok maybe bringing you in was a bad idea cuz now floyd refuses to work...(cue azul ripping his hair out in the bg)

He grinned at Azul, waving goodbye as he dragged you out of monstro lounge with jade sighing and Azul screaming at him to COME BACK.

Asking where he was taking you, he just shrugged, "somewhere fun!!!" he replied, ah of course, as vauge as ever, you sighed, but couldnt help the fond look on your face when he looked so excited

(you just hoped he wasnt taking you for another swimming lesson hhh)

Annndd we've arrived!! To...Ramshackle??? Huh, you expected something more from Floyd, noticing your confusion, he simply smiled, letting himself in with your hand in his

"I saw shrimpy drawin' lotsa stuff!! I wanna see!!" He gestured to your sketchbook, like a child excitedly pointing his gift out for christmas

You were skeptical at first, but after he promised not to ruin anything, you gave him the sketchbook, with him asking questions about your drawings, whether it be a doodle or a finished piece.

He went silent

Were those,..doodles,,, of him??? :O

AWWWW SHRIMPY YOU REALLY ARE ADORABLE!!

He started giggling like a little schoolgirl with a crush, finding more and more doodles of you and him holding hands or just being rlly cute!

Then he saw the umbrella thingy doodle, it was your name next to his!! He was floored! secretly glad his shrimpy loved him just as much as he loved shrimpy<3

Curious to what he was giggling at, you redirected your focus onto your sketchbook and was absolutely mortified at what he found, trying to desperately take it from his hands, dang it how did you forget you drew those?!

he however didnt give you the sketchbook, instead setting it ontop of the highest shelf (bastard p2)

He couldnt stop himself from giving you the biggest hug ever (part 2) Only this time, you can tell it was filled with more love and adoration, with him peppering your face with kisses

"hehehe! Dont be shy shrimpy! its really cute!! This means you love me right?? I love you too!!" He swooned, his face being coated with a lovely-pink color, he smile uncharastically bright and genuine. It wasn't the twisted smile he'd display when he was squeezing someone, or when he got amusement to tormenting goldfishie, (poor riddle lmao) but a genuine, awestruck smile.

Bewildered, you can only hide your face at the crook of his neck, mumbling complaints while he laughs, kissing the top of your head when you eventually said 'I love you too'

♡︎SEBEK ZIGVOLT♡︎

Who would have thought, Sebek, the retainer of the soon to be crowned prince, befriend a magicless human like you?

Well..As much as he hates to admit it, there really was more to you then he gave you credit for, you'd always survive no matter what anyone throws at you, all without being unkind, and pushing through everything, and most of all, you liked him for him, and listened to him no matter what was on his mind, and that, he thanks you for, albeit clumsily (and very loudly)

You made it a routine to hang out everyday despite your busy schedules, often in the library (he got kicked out though, so you didnt stick for long) or in the comfort of his room, after all, diasomnia provides a more...comfortable space, no offense (name).

Anyways, during your normal sessions, you happily chatted away with Sebek, as he recounted tales from his childhood and the Valley of Thorns, a content smile on his face.

You hummed, sketching away while looking at the time, gasping when you noticed how late its gotten (and how hungry grim must be)

Noticing your sudden distress, he questioned you immediately, showing concern in a..very sebek way!

"Human!! What has gotten you so alert! Did I say something to alarm you?" He yelled, frowning at you.

You waved your hands, chuckling nervously, "Ah- no Seb, its really late- I'm afraid I need to get back to grim" you replied sadly, as he let out a quiet "oh" pouting at his unfinished tale

"Well-alright then!! I shall continue this story tomorrow human!! Be- be careful alright!! It is unsafe!!" He fussed over you, blush forming on his cheeks (which he denied he had) "Actually- I'll just escort you so I can-" "Ah its fine Seb!! I can handle it!" you cut him off, knowing he still has duties.

He huffed, "fine. B-but text me when you get there so I can ensure your safety!" He replied, to which you nodded. "Got it! bye sebek! i'll see you tomorrow?" "Of course."

And with that you shut the door behind you, leaving Sebek to clean up his room, when-

"HUMAN!!! HOW CAN YOU BE SO CARELESS TO LEAVE YOUR!!!....sketchbook..??"

He furrowed his eyebrows, really out of all the things you forgot it was the thing you were always carrying around? Humans really are forgetful, tsk tsk, Not to worry human, he!! Your greatest friend and fae shall make sure your!!..hmm? Is that him??

Now he didnt mean to peak but..It was wide open! and- were those doodles of..H-him and you?!?!

Congrats for once hes speechless! Flipping through the pages whem curiousity got the better of him, staring in awe at how simple it was but..admittingly cute. Hmph. Humans!! Theyre just so!!..augh.

He found himself blushing more and more as he found more and more doodles, whether it was his name with heart scribbles, or him and you holding hands..It affected him more than he'd like.

The last straw was when he saw your scribble of an umbrella.. He knew this trope all too well, as embarrassing it was to admit, he's seen it before in the novels he'd read.

His heartbeat was going crazy

Did you really wish to court him?! Human how come you've never told him!!!

Huffing out in fondness he carefully examined the paper, feeling a wobly smile display on his lips. He was going to answer this strange courting method of yours human!! Just you wait!!

end notes! "ai-ai gasa" translates to "love-love umbrella" which symbolizes sharing an umbrella with your soon to be lover/crush since sharing umbrellas are considered to be very romantic! it's also a love charm/spell of some sorts, though its not believed to work, its mostly done out of wishful thinking, and bc cmon its so cute! i decided to add that since technically it is a doodle! and ive seen tropes like this and its adorable imo, anyways thanks for reading! i hope you enjoyed!

[strykingback]

Okay so now p/apitimefire177 has responded... well unsurprisingly on a vague post (Well I wouldnt say vague) about Doom and I. So I have to pull up again since they have made the choice to mention me. So, let's go band for band and see what you had to say.

First things first, you stated how Jaune is not Aryan, including providing the definition of it and how "those guys" bastardized it. Good, you know what it is. But nowadays the meaning of Aryan has sadly since been affiliated with White Supremacy and "Those Guys" Fair enough. Let's also not forget this isnt the ONLY thing they bastardized as well.

Once again, Doom was using this as either a joke to piss you off, since you know White Supremacists like to describe the perfect race as Blonde hair, Blue Eyes, white skin....?

Which once again they could have done a Joan of Arc allusion with Jaune, but decided to go with the Paladin/Knight allusion. Showing that they only used her as the inspiration for Jaune, in no means did they explore anything with the allusion at all.

Nothing from Joan of Arc's life being used to develop Jaune even further. Just making him into a DND Paladin, with his semblance being literally. "Lay On Hands" from surprise-surprise. Dungeons and Dragons. Nothing exciting about that...

No Semblance that could make Jaune see into the future and see Cinder amongst the flames alluding to Joan of Arc's death....

Or anything about him making an effort to learn how important a sacrifice is to bring about the swan song of victory. Y'know.... just like Joan of Arc?!

Or maybe making Jaune be a good strategist despite protests from his teammates... LIKE JOAN OF ARC!

Then papi goes off again on a ad hominem tangent, calling Doom illiterate and stating that they needed to do research and state how they throw tantrums.

No Papi, you are the one throwing tantrums. You are proving me and Doom right because what did you do right after Doom and I called you out. You went back to your regularly scheduled Jaune Simping and Cardin-Hate Posting. Plus as I said before, Doom may have used this as a means of making it an INSULT to the character as a whole.

You are being a belligerent fool, and you are proving Doom right. I'm even still surprised that you havent been banned off tumblr yet for harassment, using ableist slurs (despite your half-hearted apology), and so on forth.

Now you are indeed correct.. kind of about one thing. R/RWBYCritics isnt a valuable source. But I digress because I used it for ONE thing and that was to see how much screen time did Jaune get in RWBY as part of my research cause good lord I am not going to sit around and watch Volumes 1-9 having to time how much screentime he had. . Which from Volumes 1-6 He got and I repeat from that one post.

5,489 Hours of Screentime

Which when converted into an actual time it comes up to.

One hour thirty-one minutes and twenty-nine seconds

This is NOT counting Volumes 7-9 and I did NOT say that R/RWBYCritics was a Valuable source. If you actually paid attention to my other posts of me being critical about Jaune especially in the Twin-Revisions of why I think Jaune is a horrible Knight

One of the sources came from the Infographics Show. Where they gave a summarized talk about how Real Life Knights were not like the actual knights you would see in the Romanticized stories.

Even providing sources when one such historian talked with Spiegel Online about Sir John Arundel and his band of knights taking refuge in a convent violating the Nuns and stealing from them and throwing them overboard once they were all but used up.

Or how in that same video, quoted by Nigel Saul in his book Chivalry in Medieval England: "Knights only fought for three things. Land, Gold, and War Booty."

Since RWBY is a show that takes the romanticized takes of knights or stories from those romanticized stories. Such as Robin Hood, the Grimm Tales, etc. And apply them to RWBY.

Which once again, I only used R/RWBYCritics once for a source on Jaune's screentime and you falsely proclaim that I use it for all of my RWDE posts. Which I dont...

Now, let's also talk about this little thing I found where you made the statement about someone calling Jaune Fans Jaune-Turds. Which I do not know what the context was about, maybe an episode back then... but I am more surprised that you tunnel visioned to the insult instead of CHECKING THE FUCKING TAGS AND DATE.

Right off the bat. I see no mention of the RWDE tag there... and no mention of "Does this count as RWDE?" on there. This was a personal rant... and the date?

Here lemme put it in caps for you Papi.

"NOVEMBER 17th, 2018"

You are using a post from SIX YEARS ago as a means to "prove" that "Oh RWDE are all just meanies and what not." Gee its also not like you have been doing more wrong than us. Once again in my reply to your Stop The Hate 2.0 I simply put down at the START to not witchhunt you but to Block and Move On. Guess that didnt click in your head didnt it?! That was the only form of respect I was going to give you. Because I atleast have some form of morality to give you!

Lets not forget you got pissy from a post after this which was A JOKE. a fucking JOKE. Dude are you the DJ Akademiks of Jaune stans like getting all pissy over a JOKE?

I think we're done here. Pack it up. Cause listen Papi you called me out for not having valuable sources, well I provided while also once again cooking your ass in the Malevolent Kitchen. I dunno maybe at this point you are just way too easy to beat... plus the fact that it took you two months to say something about the call out, but either way. Have a good one, drink water, do some self-reflection and yeah Jaune still sucks.

Good Day.

[signalpocalypse]

▎vip models ִֶָ ࣪ ៹ 𝗸𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢 , 𝗮𝘭𝘣𝘦𝘥𝘰 , 𝗸𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘩 , 𝗮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 , 𝗹𝘺𝘯𝘦𝘺 , 𝘅𝘪𝘢𝘰 , 𝗱𝘪𝘭𝘶𝘤 , 𝗴𝘰𝘳𝘰𝘶 , 𝗶𝘵𝘵𝘰, 𝗿𝘢𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯 , 𝘆𝘢𝘦 , 𝗯𝘦𝘪𝘥𝘰𝘶 , 𝗮𝘺𝘢𝘬𝘢 , 𝗮𝘺𝘢𝘵𝘰 , 𝘆𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘯 , 𝘀𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩𝘦 , 𝗮𝘳𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘰 , 𝘃𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪 , 𝗿𝘢𝘻𝘰𝘳 , 𝗯𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘵 , 𝗹𝘪𝘴𝘢 , 𝗵𝘶 𝘁𝘢𝘰 , 𝘇𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘭 , 𝗳𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘵 , 𝗹𝘺𝘯𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦 , 𝗮𝘭𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘮 , 𝗰𝘺𝘯𝘰 , 𝘁𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘪 & 𝗳𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘢 .

▎𝜗𝜚 L8VESKZOO NEWS ִֶָ ࣪ ៹ they've countlessly reminded you of your worth and beauty yet you never seemed to understand so they decide to show you themselves. 」

▎hash#tags: gnetural 𝜗𝜚 headcanons + scenarios 𝜗𝜚 swearing 𝜗𝜚 slight yandere kazuha (nah it's full 😔) 𝜗𝜚 insecure reader 𝜗𝜚 nudity [no nsfw] 𝜗𝜚 mentions of locking up/kidnapping 𝜗𝜚 angst & fluff 𝜗𝜚 mentions of harming others 𝜗𝜚 kaveh's down bad 𝜗𝜚 suggestive 𝜗𝜚 paint on skin contact [non-toxicated] 𝜗𝜚 kissy-kissy [ew] 𝜗𝜚 body worship 𝜗𝜚 albedo's an ass lowkey 𝜗𝜚 not edited 𝜗𝜚 I went overboard ngl .

▎apocalypse ִֶָ ࣪ ៹ 「 I'M BACKKKK!!!! ik yall missed me fr fr [no yall didn't 😔] and a new theme plus a new fanfiction layout!? AND it's stray kids (the theme)!??? AHHH :D and I've been feeling so much more better like RAHHH 😤 I've been stalking skz/skzoo 😭 but we're back on track (finally) 」

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𝗔𝗟𝗕𝗘𝗗𝗢 waited patiently, the thick handles of his paintbrush tapping against his chin.

the male had instructed you to be a model in his painting, specifically the main piece, the one who'll be the certain of attention.

𝗔𝗟𝗕𝗘𝗗𝗢 was skeptical of your resistant, he wouldn't be 𝗔𝗟𝗕𝗘𝗗𝗢 If he forced inappropriate or appropriate clothing onto you, though this unfortunately or rather fortunately had transpired to a different path.

even if it meant burning your clothing, keeping you completely nude for his image, for what art truly was.

❝mhm, please do come out. I'd love too see you.❞ the blond remarked with that gentle touch you'd melt for, yearn for, or well that's perhaps what he'd like you to think. poking your head through the agaped entrance, leaning slightly closer pressing your foot against the pale walls, your only coverage. ❝I'd like my clothes back. If you wouldn't mind.❞ only silence filled the room.

❝hey? I'm taking to you 𝗕𝗘𝗗𝗢!❞ The blond rose from his stool, a tight grip on that wooden handle the clanking against the easel echoed through the empty room. quickly moving from your previous position In eager search of clothing, your eyes met the blond's blue ones. jumping back in shock, when had he gotten in front of you? this motherfucker was chalk, actually chalk with clothing wouldn't you fucking hear that!?

❝please do not make my work go to waste. I'd hate for your body to mole into nothing, but a doll. maybe even a puppet.❞ the alchemist nonchalant wording sent shivers up your spine, genuinely wondering of who he thought he was speaking too. ❝𝗔𝗟𝗕𝗘𝗗𝗢, I'll go through with your painting just give me my clothes.. and my freedom.. and distance away from you❞ raising a brow as the male shrugged pointing towards the fire. ❝burned them, freedom is a rare occasion, and distance? don't make me laugh.❞ your eyes widened, was he actually insane or just stupid? ❝y'know you've constantly intrude my line of work for your insecurities, again and again, do my words hold no meaning? or do you just seek the attention of my care? If so, allow me to take you to heaven, whether I'll have to force it upon you or those frictions in your brain will finally struck and you'll comply. dear, don't make this harder than it has to be.❞

globs of fresh paint trickled down your goosebumps of your skin. the easel and canvas knocked over and long forgotten. you were his new hidden canvas. possessing art that must be hidden from those perverted eyes of Teyvat, if not then allow that anemo archon to wind him of life and pride, push you away like an unfinished, unfixed project.

strapping your limps to his operating table, no inch of you left untouched, you attempted to free yourself from these restraints. If only 𝗔𝗟𝗕𝗘𝗗𝗢 had found the situation humorous then he might've spared your bodies innocent but no since you've decided that his words were a string left for the abyss he'll make you sweat, cry, he'll slap you, bruise you, hell even drug you just for your understanding and if you still don't seem to understand, he'll break your every bone, beyond repair.

𝗔𝗟𝗕𝗘𝗗𝗢 watched your body squirm, wrapping his hands around your neck slamming your head against the table digging the syringe into your neck as you yelped, your body felt like it was dying, like you were momentarily paralyzed. 𝗔𝗟𝗕𝗘𝗗𝗢 pressed kisses against the paint that caressed your skin, fingers ran along the paint that dug into your skin. honestly you were lucky he didn't use the "other" paint though at the same time he couldn't ever use such a thing on you, someone so special.. so priceless that he'd die without.

❝let me use you, again and again. ramble about your insecurities again and again. And we'll do this again and again 'til you can comprehend the beauty you obtain. fight all you want it's all in vain, no one will hear you, no one will fight for you. all you have is me, so please let me worship the body my eyes have been blessed to see.❞

kaedehara kazuha

to say 𝗞𝗔𝗭𝗨𝗛𝗔 was surprised became an understatement, after every kanji, every words of admiration, affection was he still not doing this correctly?

as a wandering samurai and a former member of the crux dating wasn't a thought nor a experience that he was common knowledge in. he didn't want to upset you, if he's made you uncomfortable he'll fix it. The poor blond was in a state of disbelief and doubt.

we're these insecurities the causing of him? had this little to no experience in relationship that he was still willing to learn not giving you satisfaction? he's apologized countlessly for his inexperience, he even couldn't say the loving words in the inazuman language nor in standard. yes he'll praise, he'll admire, he'll teach [possibly, unlikely.] but the affection wasn't his profession.

he'll try for you, he didn't want your insecurities to drive him mad, though the samurai had stability in his emotions you were just the expectation that his heart melted for.

and he swears he'll do anything to warm that small flame of love that only grew smaller.

❝𝗞𝗔𝗭𝗨𝗛𝗔, please I promise this isn't necessary.❞ you swore, but kazuha hadn't seemed to get it, why? cause the bitch was unreasonable when it came to you. ❝no, no, no dearling, this is more than necessary.❞ the wanderer squeezed drastically 'round your arm, dragging you to his room (or what you hoped was his room) in the crux, 𝗞𝗔𝗭𝗨𝗛𝗔 practically begged, no like actually.. he got on his hands and knees..

squeezing your thigh harshly you felt it rip through your fabric and into your skin. ❝was it me?❞ ❝no! of course it isn't, you're just doing too much over much a small situation!❞ The wanderer froze, too much? small situation? was this a joke to you? 𝗞𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗔 looked at you in disbelief and disappointment. you groaned at the increased in grip, struggling to pull your hand away. the way he just stared into your pupils when the situation more awkward. were his eyes always this dead? ❝𝗞𝗔𝗭𝗨𝗛𝗔.. you alright there?❞ what the fuck kind of dumb question was that!?

one second you were standing and the next you were hitting the ground. ❝this must be a joke, it has to be! there's no way you'd play with my feelings like this.. right?!❞ 𝗞𝗔𝗭𝗨𝗛𝗔 grasped abd shook your shoulders with such force you felt the ground colliding with your head ❝𝗞𝗔𝗭𝗨𝗛𝗔 that fucking hurts!❞ stopping mid air, moving his hands to your throat. ❝i know, i want it to.❞ the platinum blond whispered, with your remaining strength you kicked the male's side but he wasn't budging.

❝i love you, you know that right?❞ 𝗞𝗔𝗭𝗨𝗛𝗔 whined, having you question whether this man was bipolar or not.. ❝yeah, yeah i know..❞ you looked right and left, impatiently waiting for him to remove himself from you. ❝then why won't you look at me. fucking look at me!❞ staring at him with a fake smile ❝yeah i know 𝗞𝗔𝗭𝗨..❞

you didn't know if it was the smile or words that eased him or the nickname. 𝗞𝗔𝗭𝗨𝗛𝗔 pressed kisses onto your skin, removing his hands from your throat and to around your waistline. ❝i love you dear, i swear, i swear to archons I'll kill anyone who offends you.❞ ❝i swear 𝗞𝗔𝗭𝗨 that's not necessa━❞ ❝shut the fuck up.❞ silenced not gonna lie.

❝just stay with me, maybe then I'll be able to shelter you, and you'll stay with me.❞ you just laid there, looking around in a cry for help. maybe you didn't make the right decision dating this man but you were as sure as hell that the start of your relationship was definitely the best but the current? there might be some things you need to rethink..

© badtzpocalypse 2024. do not copy, repost, edit, translate my work

[safyresky]

Scrimbly Jacqueline 32/52: August be like...

Bonus:

Based on this, hehe. Then the Bernard bit popped into my head 🤭. This scrimble probably would've been more applicable LAST week. Given THIS week's weather (a chill and then a fuckton of rain), a more appropriate scrimble would be, like,

WENT A LIL OVERBOARD THIS WEEK! Originally, this was meant to be just Jacquie and @shittyelfwriter's Elle. And I did attempt to draw it years ago! but I never finished it. I can't find the Jacqueline one, but the Elle one is still saved on my computer:

Mahoosive improvement IMO, tbh. Tho I do wonder where Jacqueline went to. They were staring at one another side by side in my art folder for the LONGEST TIME and now Jacqueline's just fuckin. DIPPED.

Right! So! That was this week's scrimble, and then the Bernard bit popped into my head bc tbh it's hot BECAUSE of the humidity but I didn't want to fuck with the meme, so, ENTER B-MAN!

And then Jacqueline being an ass bc she doesn't like being too hot. I'm sure the next interaction goes something like:

Jacqueline: Farquaad looking ass Bernard: >:O Elle: OKAY IT'S TIME FOR ICE CREAM

And then post ice cream it'd be something like

Jacqueline: Sorry for comparing you to Lord Farquaad, B-Man. I was hangry. Heat angry. Bernard: S'okay. I was regular hangry. I don't uh...I'm not giving Lord Farquaad, right? Elle: NO! Of course not! Jacquie: Yeah you're like, DEFFS taller than him.

AND THEN. Yesterday was hella rainy (hurricane debby remnants crawling their way towards us), so I was like "man, a rain version would be ideal. With @kscribbs's lil guy, Mel. Their convo after deffs goes like this:

Jacqueline: Y'know, a couple of degrees colder and it'd be snow 👀👀👀 Mel: :) :) :) Don't :) :) :)

This was an ADVENTURE, let me tell you. I'm not happy with Mel's colouring? She looked so CUTE as a SKETCH and then I FUCKED IT with MARKERS. I was like, maybe I can make the sleeves look like water too? But now there's too much blues and I am UNAMUSED.

I did snap a photo of the sketch, lol. LOOK HOW CUTE SHE IS!

Kudos to you K for having such a cute blorbo! :)

[pokenimagines]

SFW | Raifort | Headcanons

So, y'know how in the background of one of the Raifort scenes you could see a picture of Professor Laventon?

How would Raifort react to seeing the protagonist/Reader's picture in the books and then later seeing them waltz through the door. Older, battered, and definitely sporting some scars they didn't have in the photos. But alive and in the present.

Oh my goodness this was so much fun to write. I actually had to stop myself from going overboard on it. The concept is amazing and I don't know why I didn't think of it before!

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SFW Raifort: Shadows of History

Raifort was very well versed in history; probably the one who knew the most about it in the entire region minus Professor Sada.

She had spent hours and days hovered over text books and images, learning as much as she could.

The day that you walked into her class though, she couldn't believe her eyes. She could recognize you immediately.

Sure the hair was different, and the outfit was a big change, but there was no doubting it. You had appeared in her history books several times; mainly when discussing ancient Hisui. Though now you were older with new scars over you; she could see it despite the winter uniform you wore.

At first she thinks perhaps you're just a distant ancestor that happened to copy/paste from centuries ago. Then she gets a closer look at your mannerisms.

You had some more old school ways of doing things, and the glimpses she had seen you out in the school yards or wild areas was different from any student. You looked almost wild; like you had adapted to surviving in the wilds. Hell, she saw you directly dodging several pokemon attacks while recording something in a journal.

You were an enigma to Raifort and she couldn't help but study you closely. Time travel surly wasn't a thing, so how did you end up here?

This didn't stop her from being inquisitive. If you really were from Hisui, that means you knew stuff that never appeared in history books. When she went over Hisui in her class, she wasn't subtle about putting questions on the test that nobody would know the answers to.

She was disappointed to find out you were careful though, not revealing too much on the tests. It was frustrating and she was fighting back the urge to just corner you and ask you directly. She knew that might not be the best course of action though. What if you took offense and reported her? Then she'd be fired and wouldn't have opportunities to observe you.

So Raifort studies in silence and slowly tried gathering as much data on you as she could; fully expecting to one day find a way to ask you straight up.

There was just no doubt about it. You were the ancient Hero of Hisui.

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[rishas-pepero]

Waiting for poe/ranpo headcanons

what you ask, i shall give 😎

This will be a ranpo headcanon, will do poe shortly after.

warnings: rough sex, hair pulling, swearing. Minors dni

author's note: thank you for this request! once again i will be doing poe shortly after i post this. If i made any grammatical errors, please do pardon me as english is not my first language.

genre: smut/headcannon's

Ranpo Edogawa ✦.˚

sfw ミ ♡ ៸៸ : : ·˚

• he is definitely and likely overly-confident guy that would get jealous when you ask someone for help instead of him when he's clearly right beside you. ( he thinks it's stupid, which it is )

• would come and rush to help you when you need it so you wouldn't ask for someone else's help.

• LOVES IT when you praise him after doing an incredible job at whatever mission fukuzawa gave him or after helping you out on something you were struggling for ( man's smart and would fix your problems in less than a minute. HE'S THE RANPO EDOGAWA 🤭 )

• would definitely take you on missions with him even if fukuzawa doesn't allow, man's just don't give a fuck atp.

• you would also probably be the star of the show when he brings you to the ADA, his co-workers would probably give you a maid dress or just very random fits. ( Ranpo just plays along )

• his dates are probably just the two of you solving a case or probably a picnic date.

• he would pick up some flowers for you at a sunflower field if you guys ever went to one, and place it on your hair since he thinks it makes you even more pretty.

nsfw ミ ♡ ៸៸ : : ·˚

• this guy is a sub, no switch or anything just a bottom.

• i feel like he would also be very vocal in bed but would get embarrassed easily if he gets to loud. ( don't want the neighbors to hear now can we ? )

• has a love-hate relationship with your rough sex, sometimes he likes it when you go rough but if you go overboard with the roughness, it'll tear him up.

so don't go too rough on him, he's trying his best to be a good boy for you.

• HE LOVESSS SOFT SEX ‼️

mans sensitive so being a bit to rough can pain him so he prefers soft sex more than the rough one, in this way, he would feel so pleased and yet loved with your gentleness.

• also has a love-hate for your hair pulling, you would sometimes forget that he hates rough pulls because your mind can't think properly, you are fucking the EDOGAWA, so..

but he also loves it when you gently pull his hair and then kiss his neck and the corner of his lips while fucking him with your big ass cock.

• would occasionally complain with how big and fat your cock is but you honestly got used to it sincs you know he can take all of it anyways.

• OMG HE LOVES, LOVES, LOVES, LOVES, LOVES, LOVES, LOVES, LOVESS THE AFTERCARE.

man i feel like he prefers it more than the sex part, because you make him feel so cared for and shit with how gentle you take care of him, especially after rough sex.

make sure to give him a nice warm bubble bath, kiss him while you wash off the bodily fluids off of him, and whisper in his ear whilst his head lays on the crook of your neck, telling him how good he did and how good he fucking felt, praise him good.

Then after change him into a more comfortable clothes and lay on bed with him, pepper his face with your kisses too, he loves it, very. Cuddle with him at night, he needs a blanket at this cold night y'know? 🤭🤭

[beanghostprincess]

Okay but Sanuso wedding where everything absolutely does go wrong from small things like “Oh no the cake collapsed” to “Oh fuck we’re getting attacked!!” And it’s absolutely chaotic and everyone has to drop everything to kick some ass and by the end of it they are both sitting next to each other and leaning on the other, the entire place in shambles, both of them look like hot messes, Sanji is now sporting a very nasty looking blue eye and Usopp has singed of one of his eyebrows at one point, but they are both watching their friends now drinking and celebrating after they FINALLY actually got to the actual “I do” part and are now eating what’s left of the destroyed cake together and just catching their breaths. “… Can’t say I ever expected to get married like this.” “In my fantasies there definitely was more romantic music and less screaming.” “Good job catching the rings before they went overboard tough.” “Heh, thanks.” “…” “…” “… It was perfect.” “It was.” “I love you.” “Love you too.”

I’m a sucker for :The wedding goes wrong and everything is going to hell but everyone agrees that it was actually the best fucking wedding they ever went to and both people getting married are just so happy to be together and in love and maybe just a little glad to be still alive in the first place scenarios

ANON I WANT TO KISS YOU LET ME KISS YOU LET'S KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR BRAIN IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING AND I LOVE YOU FOR THIS.

this is EXACTLY how i imagine sanuso's wedding. i think usopp would want everything to be perfect for sanji bc he has this perception of sanji being this big romantic guy who wants the perfect wedding (and, y'know, he is. he literally would demand to cook his own wedding food). but then everything goes horribly wrong and,,, it's perfect. because getting attacked and destroying everything around them is SO them that they're just happy to be experiencing stuff like this. they're just happy to be alive and together,,,

i would actually love usopp feeling genuinely guilty, saying something like: "i'm sorry this happened. i- we can- we can try and make another celebration if you want-"

"i want you, usopp. i don't need another celebration. i don't need another wedding. i didn't even need one in the first place to show the world how much you mean to me. this was perfect. but- but if you do want to have another-"

"no! no! this was perfect i- i was worried about you not having the perfect, romantic wedding you hoped for."

"oh, mon trésor. it was perfect and romantic and everything i hoped for because you are here. that's all i need."

"you are such a sap."

"but you blushed."

"... this was perfect."

"you are."

and now i am very sad bc i love them too much and i need a sanuso wedding asap. oda make it happen. i haven't watched WCI yet so i'm gonna go and pretend for a while that they're getting married.

[sillygoofyqueer]

Ohhhh, you know how to make infinitely more motivated to write more. I mean, look at THIS, it feels like you're quite literally in my brain 🥺🥺

Dream. I don't think that anyone'll be surprised that I'm linking him to Apollo...the sun god. BUT HE IS MORE THAN THAT. I mean, god of plague and healing, music and arts, oracles and so much more!! For some reason, Apollo radiates Dream for me (I mean, Apollo is literally referred to as Alexicacus -> the "averter of evil" and depending on your perspective, that's what Dream does with negativity. He was Zeus' favourite (like the villagers favouring Dream before....teehee), and he was born from a mother who was in hiding from Hera (like how Dream's mother created Dream and Nightmare before she died after being hunted). And he was like, very prosperous for the island he was born on (the myths differ on what its name is), turning everything there to gold (like how Dream brought a shit ton of positivity to the villagers). Lets talk about Apollo's tragic love life and why I think that links to Dream. Basically, the most tragic tale (in my opinion) is Hyacinthus and Apollo. See, everyone looooved Hyacinthus and was pissy when he chose Apollo. One day, they were having a game of discus, and whether out of jealousy or pure bad luck, when Hyacinthus tried to catch the discus Apollo threw it smashed into his head and he died in Apollo's arms because he couldn't do anything to heal him. And this genuinely is so heartbreaking, because Apollo, despite being god of healing, couldn't manage to save what mattered most in the end. LIKE DREAM AND THE APPLE INCIDENT. IT WAS JUST A NORMAL DAY FOR THAT POOR BASTARD AND THEN BOOM, HE COULDN'T MANAGE TO SAVE NIGHTMARE IN THE END. WRAGGGHH - I think I went overboard with this one, but I love Apollo and I love linking him to Dream.

Nightmare. Well, for ever sun god, we need a mooon god!! Artemis, obviously, but why do I think this? Well, obviously I can link Artemis' birth to Nightmare's, as I did with Apollo's and Dream's - but I can take it one step further, folks! Artemis, according to some tellings of the legend, was born first and then became a midwife of sorts to Leto as she gave birth to Apollo. This can be linked to depictions of Nightmare as an older twin, keeping Dream innocent from the bullying he received and growing up much faster than he should have (considering he was like, five, at the time of the apple incident). There is also a lot of Artemis seeking retribution for man's hubris and acts, similar to how Nightmare killed all of the villagers as retribution for their years of bullying a child just because he was...well, the personification of negativity, in a sense. Also, Artemis is portrayed as a virgin goddess (iconic), and she keeps company with the Hunters of Artemis (mainly women who swore a pledge to her), much like Nightmare with his silly little children henchmen, who value him above all. ALSO, we can link it to the fact that in Istrus' version of Orion and Artemis, he was the only person she ever truly loved and he was a hunter of her, so, y'know, the idea that Artemis and Nightmare both could only get into relationships with people they've known extremely well for a long long time. But keep in mind that Artemis feels nooo love for anyone, this is just an idea.

Reaper. I don't know how big this bullet point'll be, because there's only so much I can explain before it becomes obvious. But, obviously a Hades like figure. Ruler of the underworld, god of death, y'know, it matches. Also, also, also, I'd like to point out that Hades got the short end of the stick and got stuck with the underworld, like how Reaper got forced into being a god of death because...well, he was born. Poor bastard. Hades, despite being the eldest son, was regurgitated last, which led to him being absolutely dunked on in receiving the Underworld when they drew lots. Reaper and Hades (in my opinion) share this lack of care about mortals and the world above. ALSO, Reaper has the death touch, which means he probably craves what he cannot have, like how Hades only ever fell in love (true love) with Persephone, goddess of spring. Literally the opposite of him. They both kind of long for things they cannot have. Well, without killing people or kidnapping them. Also, then portraying Geno as Persephone is a delicious idea for shipping material. MORE TO COME SOON IF WANTED\ (you can find what is basically a masterpost of this headcanon series here)

[gxdmade]

@chatcambrioleur asked:

Loops her arms around him from behind. Even though she's grumpy --- he gets a snuggle.

Her weight on him was comforting, incredibly so. He instinctively leans back, practically melting into her embrace. "...You know I really don't mind right? Y'know, you and Torao. I really was just messing around. Sorry if I went a little overboard."

He spins in her arms and squeezes her back. "We still cool to go shoppin' later? Or just hang out really."

[neirmetes]

Alright LMK fandom I have a possibly crack (and niche) fic idea for a reader insert. Specifically sun wukong x reader but I'm a slow burn bitch so it's not gonna seem like that for the better half of it

Here's the pitch:

Wukong finds an old and possibly very dangerous artifact, what it does isn't important since it's literally just a Mcguffin. Funnily enough though, it's also doing part-time as a trophy to a local e-sports event. Mk and the gang have to get the artifact before it falls into the wrong hands. And also because Wukong just might want it a little bit, y'know just to have. For whatever reason they can't just steal it, so they actually have to try and win it.

Not only do they suck at this particular video game (It's probably Valorant or some other fps games) but they also just don't have enough members. (I imagine Tang, Pigsy and Sandy are actually just hopeless, while MK and Mei have at least played some shooters. Wukong really wants that artifact. Red Son can optional be dragged in too) In addition, you have to be a certain rank in-game to even enter the competition.

Finally entering from left stage: the reader, who is a pro gamer

Acquaintances with Mei, Reader does that thing where you pay them to carry you to higher ranked lobbies and get more RR. So Mei calls them up for that exact thing.

This is where we get a proper look into just how bad they are at the game.

MK chose the coolest looking character and stuck to them despite not knowing shit about how to play the character

Red Son can't aim for his life, and can't seem to get a hang of any of the characters

Wukong stuck with the healer character but uses all the heals for himself, completely ignoring the rest of the character's abilities

Mei is admittedly the best out of all of them, going in and killing at least two enemies. However she rushes in without teammates and dies pretty quickly after

Finally, none of them know the callouts because let's be honest videogame callouts is its own language.

All this is admittedly pretty frustrating for the Reader who threatens to leave them. 'I don't care how much you pay me at this point, it isn't worth it'

So while the others frantically explain that 'it's to save the world' and 'it might be dangerous if we don't'. But all the Monkey King has to do is piss them off and out of spite, Reader is gonna coach the hell out of them.

Smash cut to montage time where they slowly work on their skills and figure out how to work as a team (If I stick with Valorant, I could honestly go into detail on what playstyle they would have and how it works as an actual comp) As well as grinding the game to get the needed ranks

Whatever the video game, Reader fills in for support as much as necessary. They seem disgruntled by it the whole time and needs plenty of breathers between games to calm down. because hOW CAN I HEAL YOU WHEN YOU'RE ACTIVELY BEING SHOT

Now, we pause the epic gamer montage for some team bonding. The gang takes a break to do more physical activities! MK and Wukong convince (Mostly MK but Wukong never goes against it) the Reader to try out training with them, Mei thinks it'd be cathartic to let the Reader race. Reader gets to meet the Two dads and Sandy. All around fun stuff outside the godforsaken video-game. We also learn a little bit more about the Reader. (This would be a good time to amp up the romantic shenanigans as well) As much as she can be very mean during the game, they're honest to god very thoughtful and considerate. Though one could note that it technically follows over to their role as the healer/support. Why are they so rude and angry in-game then?

Well I'd tell you but at this point I might as well write the fic as I've went overboard with this post already

[dialoverssakamaki]

The First Date | Ayato x Yui

FANMADE SCENARIO | DO NOT REPOST! Admin: Neveah Word count: 877 (I went a bit overboard here, and yes I was going to write more) Characters: Ayato Sakamaki (Main), Yui Komori (Main), Laito Sakamaki (Sub) Admin note: Laito is a secret ayayui shipper ADHFYWFUYOF Posted this today in honour of Kiss day :P SCENARIO MASTERLIST

Location: Living Room

Ayato: Oi, have you seen chichinashi?

Laito: Bitch-chan? Nfu, she looked suuuper upset this morning, you know!

I figured that you sucked her ple~nty, ah~ the thought is exciting me! Poor bitch-chan, haah~ I'm not telling you for being a meanie, Ayato~

Ayato: Aah?! I haven't sucked from her for a while now and as if she's upset by Oresama! Now tell me where she is!

Laito: Say, Ayato, have you and bitch-chan ever went on a proper date?

Ayato: Tch, what's it to you?

.....No we haven't.

Laito: Bingo~! That's exactly why bitch-chan must be upset!

Ayato: As if! We don't need that shit! Stop being annoying you weirdo! Just tell me where she is!

Laito: Ah, you don't really understand women don't you, Ayato?

Ayato: Aah?

Laito: Nfu, guess it means I can easily take away bitch-chan from you~! Just like a butterfly in a spiders web~

Now, if you don't mind--

Ayato: Tsk you little-!! Fine, chichinashi and I will go out on a date! Now tell me where she is you bastard!

Laito: Woah there, no need to be so mean~ She said she was waiting for you in your room, haah how cute bitch-chan looked, I could just-

Ayato: Oi, do you want to be ripped limb by limb?

Laito: Nfu, sorry Ayato-kun~!

Ayato: You weirdo..

Scene shift: Ayato's bedroom

Yui: (Ayato-kun is sure taking a long time...)

Ayato: Oi, Yui.

Yui: Ayato-kun! Hi!

Ayato: Heh, look at you. You were desperate for Yours Truly weren't you? Typical chichinashi.

Yui: Wha-!?

Ayato: It's unbearable but it's the truth, right?

Yui: (He's not wrong but desperate is a bit exaggerating...)

Ayato: Oi, Yui.

Yui: Yep..?

Ayato: You and I are going on a date tomorrow.

Yui: ....!?

(I'm happy but it's so unusual of Ayato-kun to suggest something like this! My heart is beating super fast for some reason....but I'm happy. Ayato-kun truly does care...)

Ayato: Oi, whatcha grinnin' for?

Oh, are you happy that Yours Truly is going to take you out?

Yui: Of course I am! I'm truly happy that Ayato-kun would like to spend time with me!

Ayato: Hmph, you're getting too cute these days, y'know.

Yui, clearly flustered: (Did Ayato-kun just call me cute..?!?)

Ayato: Pft...look at that dumb expression! It's priceless! You're as red as a tomato.

Yui: Hey, you meanie!

(There he is, the Ayato that teases everyone...)

(Though, as of these days I feel we've been getting very close to eachother.)

(I wonder where we are going tomorrow? I'm sure regardless Ayato-kun and I will have a great time)

TIMESKIP: TOMORROW

Ayato: Oi chichinashi, how long are ya gonna take in there? You don't have to wear anything fancy, you know.

Yui: Uuu...you forgot to tell me the time, you know...

Ayato: Aah?! Whatcha trynna get at?

Yui: Nothing, I'm ready!

Ayato: Hey, you look pretty cute, you know. Do chicks like this kinda stuff?

Yui: Ayato-kun..., thank you...you're really kind.

(He's been super affectionate lately, it's making me super happy! It's as if I'm skipping a heartbeat...I feel we are truly lovers now....closer than ever...I love Ayato-kun...)

Ayato: Kind!? I'm a vampire you know! Call me scary or something!

Yui: (Fufu, he gets so cute like a little kid at times!)

Ayato: Why are you grinning? Weirdo.

Hmph, I'm in a good mood today so I won't question it. C'mon let's go outside.

Location: DOWNTOWN

Yui: Ayato-kun, where exactly are we going...?

Ayato: Dunno.

Yui: Wha-!? Did Ayato-kun take me out on a date without choosing a spot...?

Ayato: That's a bother, no? Why not just explore everywhere?

Yui: (I mean...it's surely different than what I had imagined but it doesn't sound bad, I get to spend more time with Ayato-kun!)

Sure...

Ayato: Great! How about we start with that Arcade right there?

Yui: Yeah! Let's go!

Location: ARCADE

Yui: (Woah..! You can win that huge kitty plushie from that claw machine!)

Ayato: Oi, why are you staring at that thing for so long?

Do you want it?

Yui: Well...it's pretty cute! But I doubt I'd be able to get it as I'm not the best with claw machines you see...

Ayato: If chichinashi wants it, Ore-sama will get it for you. Ore-sama is good with these machines, you know.

Yui: (..! For me!?)

Ayato-kun...

A few minutes pass

Ayato: Tch- this thing is rigged for sure.

Yui: Ayato-kun it's fine if you don't get it...

(I'm happy Ayato-kun tried after all!)

Ayato: Aah? Who said anything about giving up! Watch this.

He manages to get the plushie

Yui: Ayato-kun, you did it!

Ayato: Hell yeah I did! See, Ore-sama will get anything for chichinashi!

Yui: Ayato-kun...

(He truly tried his hardest....for me. Ayato-kun is truly the most hardworking person I know. I feel like I'm falling in love with him over and over again...)

Ayato-kun, I love you.

Ayato: ..! Why'd you say that so randomly?

Yui: Sorry..

Ayato: Idiot, don't apologise....

...I love you too, Yui.

Hey, let's go somewhere else now. I think we might end up spending all of Reiji's money- I mean my money here.

What about that takoyaki stall right there?

Yui: Sure!

Ayato: But before that...

Mwah

*Surprise peck*

Yui: ..!! Nn..

You tease!

Ayato: Hehe!

Let's go now!

-- END --

[xryosakeyx]

Anyways, here's some random sketches related to the fic I finally can get around to posting 'cause it's a bunch! (These span from about three months, so yeah...) They don't really lean into heavy spoiler territory, so I thought it'd be safe to post them!

^Blawsth's champ (name's Lucille, if anyone cares...). First sketch is from earlier today and it's supposed to be of him in his youth. If you've read chapter one already, a specific detail that was made was that the Pokémon Ash is looking for pops up every thirty years or so, and let me tell you, a whole bunch of stuff happened within that time lol. The rest of the sketches were made in June, so I haven't drawn him in a good while. His whole thing was that I based him on shock-rockers and his backstory does take influence from that subset of performers. That comic in the last pic kind of gives ypu the idea of it, and that is if you can even read my stupidly tiny handwrit–

Okay, y'know what? Let me decipher it:

JAKE: You don't get it Ash, Lucille was banned from performing 'cause he went overboard!

ASH: Oh, really?

JAKE: That and he's the champ!

PIKACHU, as a tiny blob thing on Ash's shoulder, turning his back away from the camera as he sees a weird goth-thing from the distance: Pi.

JAKE: Ah! There he is, great eyes Pikachu! Lu-cille! Sign my autograph, please!!!

Alright, satisfied?

^Some gym leader stuff. First sketch is supposed to be of a double-battle gym where one specializes in water and the other with fire. Their main motif is that they're supposed to be treasure hunters, so their Pokémon are very agile in combat as they bounce back from one another. I'm still trying to work on their outfits a little, but their masks are supposed to be based on their aces which are (of course) more fakmons! Their names (right to left) are Lenny and Hans.

Second was two sketches I did of the grass specialist, Vendanna, who is an actor known for her stunts. The main challenge in her gym is the various status effects her Pokémon can create (mostly poison), so trainers should watch out!

Third is Lizzie who is supposed to be a ghost specialist. She tends to be very introverted, only popping up whenever the supernatural bells ring, but her Pokémon are the complete opposite and love getting other's nerves. I based her off trad-goth stereotypes because I feel like they're very underespresented in media, but yeah, she's basically Blawsth's personal "witch" and has more knowledge about the card game than most people (still unsatisfied with her boots though...). Also, her ears are pointed 'cause I felt like making them pointy :P

Also, BTW, these won't be the exact order of gym leaders Ash and co. have to deal with, I just felt like sharing them for now!

^Rivals. I unfortunately can't really share much of their story with you guys as their role leans into spoiler territory, so I'll keep it as brief as possible. First is named Cianna and seriously wants to be the The Very Best Like No One Ever Was™. Out of Blawsth of course. Alright, in all seriousness, as a childhood friend who had to move upstate years ago, she hoped to reunite with Miley, who is oddly very evasive towards her, which is quite sad because she never got around to say goodbye to her...And that is as much info I can actually share on the both of them as characters! Alright, onto the next one...

The second is named Urie and oh boy I seriously can not wait to finally introduce him to the story. If you can recognize who I nabbed his color pallete from, congratulations, you're still not really going any relevent story info until I actually write about it. Anyways, all you gotta know about this guy is that he has this smirk you just want to punch and he's annoyling very friendly, surprsingly enough. To an extent (I could only post this single sketch of him though as (A.) I was only going for the color pallet when it came to this set so I couldn't care less about the face... and (B.) I do have an entire page just dedicated to him because he's so absurd of a character to me, but unfortunately it's behind another page filled with sharpie sketches and if you guess anything from the third pic, it likes to bleed through a lot).

Third is Luka and not only is she a coordinator hailing from Unova but she also participates in gym matches as well! She also oddly wants Ash to step away from his companions, for some reason...Yeah, gotta keep things hush-hush, lol. Other than that, she's a very snarky individual, some might even compare her to an Ekans. Others...a more sinister Pokémon...(anyways, say hi to Lizzie again at the bottom corner! She's selling her a doll that doesn't even work, LOL!) (Also, I imagine this one with a Joisey accent!)

Anyways, that's as much as Tumblr will let me post without going over the image limit, so I'll go follow up with this post tomorrow! Your SOTD has been brought to you by, once again, Specimen! I keep thinking of this song in paticular when it comes to contest ideas, especially considering Blawsth's whole culture going a little bit overboard with it ever since Lucille was banned from performing.

[world-class-pizza-pals]

So Pizzahead (I'm refusing to refer to him as Totino frn) how about you tell us the story from your perspective?

FINALLY-YEAH. Yeah, I can tell you.

[Pizzahead backed away from Funni.]

I thought Digi was dead. It- it was like.. the 8 year mark when I decided he was definitely dead! And y'know, he promised.. that we would be besties forevsies.. and I dunno, I guess I just felt like he broke it. So I remade him- so that he couldn't leave me again! And- And I guess I kinda went overboard in.. the end..

[theenderdirewolf]

Hi! could you draw a Carkol? please

-gasp- AN ASK?? Hello you are my very first ask ever!! :D I don't do well with non-organic shapes, but that being said! I kinda said "eh, screw it" and gave it a shot!!

And by "gave it a shot" I mean I saw this ask this afternoon and and it's most most definitely evening now and I went so overboard and worry I have set some dangerously high expectations- BUT!! You know what? First ask and I never thought people would actually ask for me to draw things so SCREW IT! Have a Carkol!

(some little rambling from me under the cut!)

I am verrry bad at drawing things in my own style and using references, when I use references I end up almost trying to free have copy what I'm looking at and most of the time it looks nothing like my style, it was a full on fight to have some sort of stylization showing through, and even then it's just the eyes being rounder acK-

But you know what? It's- it's fine I'll get better eventually (I say, you know, like a liar /ref) But once I got past the organic non-organic shapes it was fun to render (Would you call that rendered?) despite my lack of understanding on lighting and whatnot pfft

I absolutely do NOT normally render, but I dunno! The colors were too flat without it and i kinda just went for it for fun and I had a good time doing it, so!! (I don't do this kind of coloring/rendering normally please do not start expecting it ack- this is what I mean by setting dangerous expectations -straight up evaporates but I will do it if I'm having fun with it! Just- don't expect it or expect realism y'know?)