#so if anyone is wondering

[pleasetakethis]

Your rambling about your crabs is so wholesome!!! 💙💙💙💙🦀

AHHHHH thank you for enabling me to ramble more about them 😍 My kids tease me about my obsession with them. My mom bought them for my oldest when we went to the beach last year (impulse purchase, we discussed later) and when my oldest googled to see what they needed to thrive, they were a little overwhelmed... so they became my hermit crabs. 😅

Painted shells are toxic but most that come from bad conditions have them. We had to wait ~6 months or so before they molted the first time. Both changed shells when they came back up. Eggroll (was supposed to be April but my youngest misheard April as Eggroll, it was hilarious, and Eggroll stuck) is in the pink shell on top and the green shell in the middle. O'Neil is the yellow shell on the bottom and white shell above that.

I included a picture of their food (they don't eat much but they get a lot of variety, feeding them is fun) and someone in a crabhole/tunnel. They have smeared sand all over the inside tank walls, so the pics from outside the tank are a little blurry.

[shesmore-shoebill]

"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.

He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D

[officialspec]

can i say something. for years i thought the joke of the song short skirt/long jacket by cake was that he wanted a woman who was hung like a horse. like i thought when he says jacket it was a last-second fakeout because he very obviously meant to say cock. and the rest of the things in the song were just her personality and interests. which were secondary to her awesome penis

[marsipain]

Norwegian Mikus :)

Left is Miku as a russ and right is Miku in a bunad!

[tsuchinokoroyale]

At a party and a guy was telling me about how one of his coworkers was complaining about how he thought his dealer was lacing his heroin with cocaine and then the party guy was like “but his dealer was his brother” and I said “that’s some cocaine and abel shit” and the joke flopped so hard but I stand by it so I had to share it somewhere

[bloggingboutburgers]

Flashback to that one moment where it felt like I'd found an aroace cheatcode on life somehow

[sleepis4theweak]

Apparently when my younger brother was just born my mom found him napping with his blanket fully covering him, and she pulled back the sheet (worried he couldn't breathe or something) to find him fully awake staring at her. It scared the shit out of her and she still talks about it to this day lmao

[akanemnon]

Wow, not even 5 seconds in and they're already starting a fight.

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MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

[metronn]

thank u @dreamdripdistance for making possible the funniest iteration of post-top surgery pics (it's a temporary tattoo)

[ID: two photos of a shirtless white person with top surgery scars. over its chest is a temporary tattoo reading "this content has been removed for violating tumblr's community guidelines". in the first photo, the person is doing peace signs with both hands. in the second, it is giving a thumbs up to the camera.]

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Vanessa definitely thought Abby died..

[turtleblogatlast]

Leo learns something about himself 🏳️‍⚧️

Based roughly on this old post.

Bonus:

[Leo is taking the fact that he was born biologically female simultaneously very well and also not so well but overall he’s mostly coping with the fact that it was Draxum that just essentially gave him the turtle equivalent of ‘The Talk’.]

[kelsh]

I’ve finally finished a play through of BG3 so I think I am qualified to make these

Original images:

[azuneekun]

did sebastian come out of a romance drama or something

[tanglepelt]

Dpxdc 180

Did Danny abuse the fact the GIW needed his parents tech. Yes of course. Danny not phantom seemed to be the trouble maker as of late. His parent threatened to withhold tech and blue prints from them if the GIW touched their kids.

Did he get caught breaking ember and boxy out of a government facility? yes. He expected the lecture he got.

The next jail break. It was not him. It was sam, Then the third. Also not him. That was Val… then it was Tucker. But not him.

The blame fell on him.

He did not expect to be shipped out of state. The GIW were happy to cover all costs. Even got him into a decent highschool. And had an apartment all arranged.

Gotham?

Not where he was expecting.

The assassination attempts. Also surprising.

Not so surprising. Tucker found out the GIW wanted to “silence” him. Offering a lot of money.

Of course his parents don’t listen. He is 15 perfectly fine to be all alone. Even if he is near some place with the nickname crime alley. Nope. He is just being dramatic. They tell him no one wants him dead.

[yooboobies]

a technology that should be studied 👅

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[t4t4t]

Hi !

I got bottom surgery on July 25th :3

I'm recovering well but I'll be on bedrest for a while. Collie and I will need rent help for September/food/gas/utilities/etc. Two disabled trans women. Anything helps ! Thank yall so much for all you've helped so far, it's saved my life ❤️

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https://www.paypal.me/NoraEstherRose

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