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tooootallyyyyy not writing writing self insert ship fanfiction about Madame Curator nooooo couldn’t be me
why hello totally completely random anonymous anon !!
i would absolutely adore if you actually did write self-insert ship fanfiction and you and Madame Curator (meeee) that totally wouldn’t be lowkey based on reality hahaha no totally absolutely couldn’t be youuuu
also that means i’ll maybe have 3 WHOLE FICS about this blog, and I find that to be a true accomplishment lol
#hiiii everyone#if I wasn’t a ✨mystery✨#i’d scream really really loudly-#GUESS WHOS GIRLFRIEND IS WRITING SELF INSERT SHIP FANFICTION ABOUT ME AND HER?!???#MINE MY GIRLFRIEND IS AND ITS MARVELOUS AAAHHH#ummm but i’m a mysterious mysterious museum curator who is a total silent mystery#so i’m totally totally not saying that#my cryptid status is slipping but idc#can cryptids fall in love??? if not then oops i’m just a ✨mystery✨ not a cryptid oops oops oops#anyways#I totally didn’t say any of that tho bc i’m a ✨mystery✨#ahahaha#ask#the hellsite answers#hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit#anonymous#the very best anon to ever exist ♡
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Michael Afton knows the FNAF Mimic’s secret..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#mimic#the mimic#michael afton#fnaf puppet#security breach#secret of the mimic#fnaf sister location#fallfest#I can’t believe I still haven’t drawn everything that was announced during the anniversary#IM GETTING around it it folks 😭 so much to draw!#it’s a good problem to have BAHAH#SO steelwool dropped a trailer for their new game!#the secrects of the mimic LETS GOO#like huge day for book truthers first off#second of all I’m glad we’re gonna get more info on the mimic in game#plus fallfest moment it was so real#WITH ALL of this I can’t wait to play it#ITS FUNNY though if the game is set in 1979 like the trailer hints#that means Michael could of totally met the mimic#NOT saying they will but just they could#and that would be so funny Michael upon meeting the mimic already knows em#Lil Michael caught the mimic while it was changing into costume oops!#also a smaller Michael design compared the one I usually draw before he got all moody#maybe that’s the mimics fault BAHAH
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Did you think I was done? Ahahahaha no, I have more.
Because chapter 70 of MOMU gave me the very dynamic between them that I missed so much, I just blacked out and started drawing uncontrollably lmao
Also. ALSO. I noticed a while ago that Prowl has the habit of..like…constantly frowning. So. I did a bit of research and made this graph.
In 70 chapters, Prowl frowns rougly 104 times. And the intensity of this gesture is very clearly correlated with the development of his relationship with Jazz, as you can see ahahahahah It might be wrong tho don’t take me seriously I’m not good with graphs
#maccadam#transformers#prowl#jazz#jazzprowl#fic fanart#momu fanart#I just#mmmmm#For the whole fic Prowl had to think twice about everything Jazz says#every information could end up being wrong#sometimes even without Jazz realising it#so when Prowl says#he’s trusting Jazz. it’s.#also it totally wasn’t me googling ‘believing and trusting nuance difference in english’#the moment I realised the difference I think my brain started rollercoaster loops#he can’t believe him but he found enough faith to trust him#while. YES. For the whole story Jazz couldn’t fucking be believed#list e n#Jazz did a lot of things for Prowl#fucktons of big and small gestures to show that yes he likes loves and appreciates Prowl#I’m so happy Prowl is returning this energy#like#remember that scene a while back when Jazz kissed Prowl? Cool cool okay. Did Prowl kiss him? nope. It was one sided gestures#*gesture. That kiss didn’t make me feel like it’s truly something precious because Jazz started it but Prowl didn’t do quite the same#but this👆. This feels so much more important for me. Because Prowl#who is for the whole story was mister I calculate every chance of possible betrayal. Prowl whos entire personality is to trust nobody#Prowl goes. Fuck that I trust you. You feel me?#it wouldn’t be the same if he said I love you. Because love is very much something you don’t have a lot of control over.#but to trust someone? It’s a choice Prowl had to consciously make. You see what I mean? I love it. oh fuck I ran out of tags..
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Coming out as a Hey, Melissa! defender, she’s just girlie pop and I think catboy Paul and dogboy Ted are great additions to the lore ✌️🐈💖
#if people try to come at me this is half joking#I do love Hey Melissa but I also totally get why lots of people probably find it ick#I’m in the Hannibal fandom among others so it’s wasn’t really worse than the other eps for me#only real traumatizing part of it for me was Jon Matteson saying ‘mommy’#that was scarring#hatchetfield#starkid#hatchetverse#nightmare time#hey melissa#melissa starkid#paul matthews#ted spankoffski#a hint of#chai coffee#tw partial nudity#tw minor injury#art i made#image description in alt
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I think it says something that Jimmy absolutely destroyed the crew and ship in half the time Curly was captain. Like he couldn’t even get them past 2 full months before breaking down.
Like he really couldn’t be half the man he thought Curly was.
#like I think it’s crazy cause the whole trip from when we start the game is like 6 months#they are only six months into the trip post crash it’s why getting help was so futile#they had to survive another 6-7 with almost no resources sense most actual food resources where blocked off or destroyed#I see people saying they were surviving for six months after the crash or at least five but it’s only two#they were on the ship for 4 months before hand like the time frames we play are extremely small in retrospect#it’s like what 187 days when we get into the game? that’s about 6 months total#like I’m sorry this is also about peop saying Anya was liek 5 months pregnant but I think a big point is the assault just happened and Curly#didn’t react to it correct initially cause like have you seen someone whose 5 months pregnant? Anya is clearly not even with artistic l#liberty like 2 months is perfect because it’s literally like the time when you confirm the pregnancy is stable and can feel the first signs#of life which is why she was getting worse and worse cause it was getting to the point she couldn’t hide it from Swansea and Daisuke and Jim#he already knew but imagine him seeing her with a stomach? he’d lose it completely#it was just showing signs of life hence the ultrasound and horse fetus and the heart beat#like the minimum time is around 8-10 weeks which is two months like the two months is super intentional both in accordance to what he did#and the time before hand#mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#captain curly#nurse anya
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Pride 🏳️🌈
#guys I’ve officially surpassed 500 followers! well my tumblr says I have 725 which is a bug that won’t seem to disappear?#but I have like 510 I THINK which is still so cool!! thanks everyone <3#I take it back I’m gona pretend it’s not a bug and I totally have 725 followers 🤣#911 abc#911 fandom#evan buck buckley#tommy kinard#hen wilson#karen wilson#henren#bucktommy#tevan#purple draws#pride#911 fanart#fanart#911 on abc
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okay what if. What if harry developed some like fighting powers due to being beat up a lot as a child. Wizard fight club
listen. We’ve never actually seen Harry come off worse in a physical fight. At age 16 he was able to pin mundungus to the wall by the throat. In book 5 he throws his whole self at a death eater to protect hermione. He also elbows a death eater in the face hard enough to know him off balance once iirc. He even tried to fight a troll ffs. harrys hella scrappy. He spent his early childhood getting beaten up by much bigger ppl who also outnumbered him. So he probably mistakenly thinks he’s not that good at muggle style fighting when in actuality he’s a menace.
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It makes me sooo sad when people make a cute/happy/familial/ship/fandomy creepypasta post and they feel the need to be like “but I get it’s totally unrealistic like it could never be canon like I know they’re actually heartless and would kill eachother but I just like when they’re happy ik it’s cringe stupid fanon though” YOU DESERVE TO MAKE A HAPPY OR SILLY OR CUTE POST WITHOUT REPRIMANDING YOURSELF FOR ENJOYING THE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS YOUVE PROBABLY LOVED SINCE CHILDHOOD!!!! YOU SHOULDNT HAVE TO DEFEND YOUR INTEREST IN LIGHTHEARTED FLUFFY CONTENT!!! IT IS A BEAUTIFUL THING TO CONSUME POSITIVE CONTENT!!! YOU DO NOT HAVE TO CONSUME HARDCORE EDGY CRUEL GRUESOME CONTENT IF ITS NOT YOUR PREFERENCE!!!! Please. We all want you to be happy. Whether you enjoy fandom-style content or dark serious horror.
#chatterbox#I just hate when people sorta put themselves down for anything but ESPECIALLY something like this. focusing on joy is so good for you#and ofc im not saying horror content is bad cuz I love it too and I think it totally should be explored and enjoyed#serious psychology and realism and scary shit is badass#also I won’t pretend I’m not guilty of this either HAHA I’m always leaving disclaimers when I’m being overly fluffy or headcanoning a lot#I get how it feels to need to defend the things u enjoy even when they’re harmless
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Things you might not realize are affecting your ao3 readership:
Putting unrelated fics into one compilation instead of series or collections
Not tagging your fics/“haha I’m so bad at tagging!”
Tagging all of the ships in a fandom instead of the relevant ones to the story
“This is my first fic ever”/ “I’m really not a good writer” / “sorry if this is crap”
Summaries that say “sorry don’t think I will update much” or “might be abandoned idk”
Tagging “r@pe” or “unaliving” etc instead of the actual tag so people can filter/exclude
NOT tagging major, relevant tags or kinks without using the “creator chose not to use archive warnings” option
Telling people how bad your writing is and how you hate it so much and how they shouldn’t even be reading your fic (self deprecation)
Weird punctuation: not starting new quotes or descriptions on a new line, and/or putting extremely long blocks of text on the page without a break
#while there are many valid reasons to do these things#they can affect if people will click on your story#they can be very influential#and it might explain some hits or ratios you don’t like#but not all#we all go through it as writers and we do this for free#but these are some reasons I might keep scrolling and that I’ve seen from other people#fanfic#fic#writing#fanfiction#ao3#archive of our own#most of this applies to ao3 but still#soft writing rant for Friday#I’m not saying things will magically change if you don’t do these#but it will help i promise#always put your best self out there#and so much of these are self deprecating as a protective measure#I totally get why we do it#IVE done these#trust me#writing things#just writing things#reading#reading things
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A pair of birds of prey for days 15 and 16 of @hermitadaymay !!! Definitely not a day and a half (?) late
#my art#Hermitaday#hermitadaymay#hermitadaymay2024#hermit-a-day may#Hermit-a-day may 2024#Hermitcraft#hermitcraft fanart#falsesymmetry#falsesymmetry fanart#welsknight#welsknight gaming#welsknight fanart#WHY DID I DECIDE TO DRAW THE STUPIDEST POSE FOR FALSE AND ARMOR FOR WELS AND WINGS FOR THEM BOTH ALL IN ONE DRAWING…#These cunts have six total hours tracked on them… I didn’t even do a background because they took so long…#and thats not even counting looking for armor and feather references like this took two straight days#I’m very proud of it though#anyways they’re NOT related I was in the middle of drawing and realized they looked uncannily alike. So I made the wise decision to give-#-Wels the same mole I give False and the same little lower lash because they’re nose and eye shapes already matched#they’re not siblings (shown by one of them not even being an actual raptor bird) but they do look uncannily similar#and I’ve decided now that my False and Wels like to just lie to people and say they’re twins for fun.#They both have fucked up doppelgängers they would find it funny.#anyways False is a red tailed hawk (specifically a dark morph)#and Wels is a peregrine falcon#armor is so hard to draw guys never draw armor it SUCKS. I did get to have Laois Dunmeshi Touden on my screen for reference the whole time-#-I was drawing Wels though so it’s not all bad#still baffled I draw the human body part of that pose for false so easily though. Fully believe I was possessed by one of the Greek muses-#-or something because I do not know enough about anatomy to have that shit memorized but it looked normal when I looked at it so. Shrugs#anyways YES i will get to Etho tomorrow… I may just draw him WITH Joe because I wanna draw him but I don’t wanna think about posing two-#-difference pieces… though then I’d have to pose them together… but the appeal of putting a Kakashi cosplayer and a muppet next to each-
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GIDEON SHEPHERD THE DEVIL’S HOUR | SEASON 2
#Finally S2 IS OUT#I was about to lose my mind waiting#I’m UNSTABLE after THIS#THE HAIR THE HAIR THE HAIR#take away that guy’s scissors and ban him from cutting his hair It's bad for him and for my nerves#a well-worn black sweater red shirt jacket shirt sleeves peeking out of the jacket and a black coat#a full package to win my heart#have to say that fight scene had me practically picking my jaw up off the floor#I can’t help but be attracted to his bad boy energy#no more spoilers#I binged the whole season in one go and made GIFs#so now I’m completely lost in a different reality#but it was totally worth it#peter capaldi#gideon shepherd#the devil’s hour#prime video#the devils hour
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I love Lucy Maclean, she’s such a sweetheart
#fallout#lucy maclean#I’m just so glad they made a naive protagonist but made her actually likable and competent#like you can tell from my blog that I typically enjoy and relate to male characters more but#I WOULD DIE FOR LUCY#I dunno if I’ll draw more of the fallout show but I’m really considering cause I love all three of the main characters#it took some getting used to Maximus cause I was like BRO JUST STOP ACTING SUS AND MAYBE PEOPLE WILL LISTEN TO YOH MOREEE#But he definitely grew on me#he is also a precious bean that needs to be protected#and possibly taught social cues cause damn did he screw himself over a lot bc of that 😂 😭#OH MAN AND NORM#I LOVE HIM#I know he’s not really a main character but I’m DYING for more of him#I totally thought I was gonna hate norm and Lucy since both are kinda tropey characters but they’re so damn well written#oh yeah and the ghoul is neat 🙂#( just saying this cause I know my sister will read these tags and attack me if I don’t say something positive about the ghoul LOL)#doodle#my art
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WINTER IS COMING
#this is vee speaking#*falls to knees* BUT THEY GAVE BAT THE WORST OF THE OUTFITS IM DEVASTATED#JYUSHI ADMITTEDLY LOOKS ADORABLE AND YES ITS JYUSHI AND HITOYAS IS VERY MUCH HIS STYLE SO OFC ITS FINE HES FINE#AINT……. AINT NO WAY THEY GAVE KUUKOU A DARK ARMY GREEN JACKET OVER A PURPLE TURTLENECK AINT NO WAYYYYYYY#it’s *sniffs* it’s fine i’ll always have ew04 it’s canon they can never tell me bat doesn’t stunt in the winter 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#they deadass switched up dice and kuukou’s flow and i’m so fcked up about like maybe you can say dicekuu crumbs but at what fcking cost 😭😭😭#but you know what’s totally free?????? rio is wearing dice’s jacket but with white fuzzies RIODICE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO LOL#lol marui time!!!!!!! i always look forward to what mochi plushies they have and the bp outfits are a based choice lol i will be buying#are merch drops ramping up???? it feels like they are lol it’s probably in conjunction with the lives tho lol
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as a native chinese, i feel like some of yall are taking the gods in lego monkie kid a bit too seriously. i understand why it feels iffy to ship / make silly content of deities that people worship irl (eg. nezha, sun wukong) but it’s a phenomenon on chinese social media too. c-netizens ship the fictionalized versions of these gods, which the gods of lego monkie kid are. they aren’t the actual gods people worship; they’re slightly tweaked versions of the book characters, just like any other chinese adaptation or retelling of jttw (and such stories like fsyy) also, no, nezha isn’t a child, in lmk or jttw or sometimes irl. just because he’s often depicted in child form doesn’t make him an immortal child. eros / cupid is often depicted as a winged baby, and he has a wife and kids. it’s basically the same thing here. nothing in lmk suggests that nezha is a child (his voice, his appearance, his personality etc. all imply he is an adult), and while he’s described as youthful in jttw, he’s already 1700+ years old by then and gods can shapeshift. people only think he’s an immortal baby because that’s a popular depiction of him, since one of his prominent myths is set during his childhood. but as long as you’re talking about the god nezha (fictionalized or the religious figure) and not the human child nezha, then that’s an adult [edit: the last sentence couldve been worded better. i would summarize it as “immortal youth nezha is a valid depiction and is popularized by mythology, but adult god nezha exists too and they are NOT mutually exclusive”]
#i’m not even here for shipping discourse ie. “you can’t ship nezha w anyone cuz he’s a child!”#i dont ship him with anyone that’s never been my focus#i just dislike misinformation#if you understand that cupid and eros are adult gods despite often being depicted as babies then why don’t you understand this#and in case i need to clarify i hate pr*sh*pping i dont support it#the fact is that any lmk nezha ship simply isn’t a pr*sh*p because he’s a full grown man#never once in the show does he act or sound like a child so why is this such a widespread belief??#i’d get it if the show was about him as a child going on his killing spree#but lmk is clearly set millennia after that#also abt the “dont ship deities” thing i understand seeing non-cn fans treat chinese gods like fairytale characters is frustrating#but to me since lmk characters aren’t very accurate to their real life religious counterparts they are not the same ppl#like i see swk fanart and think “swk the lmk character” and not “swk the daoist god” yknow#but that’s only my opinion i wont say i’m totally right i won’t argue if you’re daoist or buddhist and find it offensive#lego monkie kid#lmk#jttw#journey to the west#lmk nezha#lmk swk#lmk sun wukong#age discourse#immortal child depictions of nezha do exist that doesn’t mean the god is always a child#and in FICTION. yknow SHOWS and STORIES. not worship. if the story says he’s an adult then that’s what he is#so like. statue of baby nezha = baby#statue of adult nezha = adult. it does not mean every single depiction of nezha is a child#don’t generalize things and do not infantalize him
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He thinks the name is ill-fitting but humerus (he also refuses to call them Watchers- both because it doesn’t suit them in his opinion and also because it makes Gortash upset)
All in all he finds them to be pretty nifty murder machines! He hasn’t the faintest clue how machines work, but he tries to help Enver with them- namely through the occasional suggestion or being an unwilling guinea pig
(For instance, Gortash didn’t tell Vat’il that he was working on installing scrying eyes and thusly giving them the ability to see invisible targets. The way he found out was by getting jump scared by a Watcher that, as far as he’s concerned, shouldn’t have been able to see him)
#doodle#sketch#oc#bg3#baldurs gate 3#vat’il#kaava#Durge#also I’m totally stealing this from someone- if y’all know who did this let me know cause I think about it a lot but I do not remember the#op- but durge suggesting the whole zombie flesh nervous system thing for the steel watch#because they’re too top heavy (something about Gortash thinking about them like machines and not bodies)#anyways point is I’m saying all durges (Vat included) did that dhdhdhs because it’s a good headcanon#also I like to think the steelwatch used to be a bit heavier/tanky/slower and Vat’il was like yeah anyone with half decent dex can outrun#or out maneuver them so like. faster??#(also this isn’t possible but I do think Vat suggested trying to put Sussur blossoms in them- to which Gortash tried once and decided that#he is not a botanist. which like hey to his credit those flowers literally cannot exist on the surface)
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It’s too bad the Hamatos can’t go almost anywhere in the Hidden City without getting banned from a place or committing a crime or being blamed for a crime and then banned from a place because the Hidden City must contain a treasure trove of basic items that would help their specific mutations. I like to imagine that they sometimes do manage to go a day without too much incident to get some of these items.
Like, special lotions for Yokai scales, brushes made especially for shelled humanoids, clothing made to fit their forms better, etc, etc. Even Splinter could probably find a lot of stuff for like fur and teeth care that’s hard to find above ground.
They’d gotten by more than well on their own, but there’s a certain luxury to be had for specially made stuff infused with all sorts of healing mystic properties as well. Imagine they all had aches and pains they’d just dealt with for years only to realize that oh wait…I don’t have to feel like this all the time?
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt headcanons#like Donnie getting special oil for his softshell that’s not too greasy and easy to rub on the sandpaper-y surface#or Mikey getting salts specially made to make going into his shell even easier#or Raph getting clothing that lets his spikes breathe without ripping holes into the fabric#or them getting a better understanding of their bodies by being around places with that info available#(and because I have no restraint this could so totally end in a surprise trans/intersex Leo all along reveal lol)#listen I’m just saying there’s a lot of possibilities here#imagine Splinter finding some fabrics for both he and his sons that feels better on them so he lovingly makes some clothes for them#like when they were babies
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