#so i will not ramble in these tags no sir

[ifmagicexists]

cannot stop thinking about the scene where the being/sir sparklepuff lands on aaravos in the middle of the fight in the last episode, and aaravos is so thrown off for a split second (iirc pretty much the only time we see him that way in that whole fight!) like. there's something there that i don't quite have the braincells to connect rn. the fact that the being was in the in-between at all, when it seems to be implied that he knew he was the sacrifice/was okay with it, and even aaravos seemed discomfited by his presence in a way that's entirely different from his demeanour in the rest of that fight. something about how casually aaravos treats the being and his sacrifice when he is also his child, whereas leola and at this point even claudia's deaths either did or would unbalance him (and he outright states this about claudia too in the same episode). like we saw the being's role in viren's arc very clearly but i'm very much wondering what place he has in aaravos's, and if/how that'll come into play

[5m0ld3r]

"I do not have self-control"

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"I am startin' to wonder"

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"Is this my free will or yours?"

(hehe tyler, the creator inspo <33)

[autisticshizuo]

first hawaiian shirts and sweater + shirt in this heat and now tracksuits? why did they got hit with the middle age crisis fits..

[fuedalreesespieces]

sota's brave confession of love being that episode:

[worth noting here that in the dub the way richard says "WHAT-ever..." priceless.]

[also worth noting that in the dub he says "you already said that" instead of "hah! what're you saying?!" which feels more like an inuyasha response to me. then again we'll never know since this is technically anime-only, and while i tend not to like a lot of inuyasha filler, if it's in the modern day i will eat it up. every. time.]

inuyasha being stunned by the sheer amount of goods in a grocery store...gold. earlier in this episode he also seemed enamored by baked goods, and i wonder if he's ever really had anything resembling it? bread made its way to japan mid-16th century via portuguese traders, so it's likely he's never had anything like it and the smell must've been new to him - it would've been interesting if we'd seen him trying all these new foods!

i can never decide whether or not sunrise likes inukag bc they'll cut out canon scenes of them but then insert scenes like this in their filler eps...what game are ya'll playing? but flustered inuyasha is adorable so i can't complain this time.

eavesdropping...

i'm sorry WHERE is he getting these questions from i actually burst out laughing

called out by an eight year old...

i don't care whether or not this is ooc because i laughed way too hard like he really got dragged from potential sleep to deal with this LMAO

this is the cutest thing i've ever seen and it only gets better:

shortly after: sota getting kicked out of his own house after chickening out for the tenth time this episode

smol

flustered inukag my beloved...

anyway this episode is a dumb fun and i love it to an insane degree. the only part i would say is out of character (at least, more out of character than sunrise already does inuyasha) is when he literally makes this face at the thought of confessing to kagome:

coming from the guy who was pretty open about his feelings in the manga and quite literally told kagome - thinking she was hearing him - that he likes seeing her smile and feels relieved when he's by her side, i don't see him getting this flustered - but the face he makes is priceless.

[cesarescabinet]

Just learned that there's a Gawain story out there that includes him getting a snake gf who raises a fairy army to rescue him from execution, and who's also the daughter of Morgan Le Fay (not sure if she's related to Arthur in this version).

[wow-an-unfunny-joke]

I’m doing a project on Gulper Eels (aka Pelican Eels, Pelican Gulpers, or Umbrella-mouth Gulpers)

And- these fuckers don’t even look REAL-

A lot of deep sea critters, you see them and you understand Lovecraft’s fear of the ocean

But some of these guys-

LOOK AT HIM! HES SO STUPID LOOKING!

THIS IS MY IDIOT SON WHO I HATE HIS NAME IS BONGWATER AND HE HAS EVERY DISEASE!!!!!!!

[katyspersonal]

If you can't handle me at my Willem x Rom you don't deserve me at my Yurie x Rom. 😔

[fly-sky-high-bug-games]

I did allow myself to hype a bit about the recent silksong news speculations because it was genuinely fun to follow on the side. Though the whole cake ARG isn't real (officially confirmed), it's a really fun coincidence and it was fun to see how deep this speculation can go cuz it went places!

I neither hold hopes up nor do I fully doubt the april's nintendo direct buuuut I'm still on the "it'll come out when it does" seat. I have too many irl stuff to worry about before everything else anyways <:3

[peppermint-whiskers]

Hi yes I hate to get on here and be all negative and boring n shit but like,,,

Due to recent (and not so recent) shitty behavior, I will no longer be associating with xxx-sir-pentious-xxx. If they had a problem with me associating with Emo, they could have dm'ed me so we could talk it out like adults, but here we are. I don't appreciate their constant harassment of her, and they are now blocked

I will still be writing for the god possesses pentious au because I refuse to let a story go half finished. Full credits go to them for the original concept (they always have and they always will, I did not come up with the original prompt), but the story, characters, and characterization that came from it spawned mostly of my own mind (to my dudes I've bounced ideas with in dms, ilu uwu 💖), and I refuse to let them take credit for that.

Anyway, that is all! I wish everyone a good morning/afternoon/evening/whatever o/ I'm gonna go eat breakfast!

[ace-fandom-dumbass]

Oathbringer, chapter 52, the flashback where evi brings the kids to see dalinar at the war camp

Oh hell this is hitting close to home. Adolin's response to meeting the father he barely remembers? And poor Renarin who's apparently never seen or really been acknowledged by dalinar at all? Someone get these kids skype and a pair of hug-a-hero dolls Now.

Dalinar Kholin you are the one in charge of this campaign Why have you not visited them more??? Hell when I was a kid 18 months was going over on deployment, surely, surely you can have chosen to take st least a month or two leave a few more times in here???? Saluting is Not how your child should be responding to seeing you after your deployment, though of course it's not really after his deployment because he HASNT TAKEN LEAVE SINCE BEFORE RENARIN WAS BORN! And like yeah, that happens, deployments get extended but HES THE ONE IN CHARGE! Even if he'd need to clear it with Gavilar are you telling me there hasn't been one opportunity this whole time to go "hey man, the raids have slowed a bit, can I leave my most trusted guy in charge for a bit to go check in on my kids in person?"???

You know, I said get these kids Skype but let's be honest, of Evi couldn't reach him for his input on their child's name hed probably just miss their planned calls all the time. Evi probably gathers them to try and talk with dalinar over spanreed but nothing ever comes of it based on what shes said so far. Sir I thought you were a decent father What The Hell. why are you ignoring your family??? What happened to being overwhelmed at Adolins birth???

[nny11writes]

Ya know when I send off the competition emails at nearly 2am I’m not expecting anyone to be awake to write me a thank you right afterwards.

Like, my dude, I should not be awake and panic doing shit right now and neither should you :p

[delicateconstitution]

GOD i was LOLing at people on that smash or pass poll for bojack talking about how he's like canonically bad/selfish/quick to finish in bed and whatever, cus while all that is true, my immediate thought was like Oh. Very funny that you all think that's going to be a problem. You think I'd be letting HIM take the lead or be in control of when he gets to finish?? Cute. very Cute. You're really cracking me up here everyone ❤️

[ghosts-of-the-apocalypse]

SIR PENTIOUS FANS STAY WINNING

IM GOING INSANE

I LOVE THIS LITTLE GUY SO MUCH ADJSHJSHDHAVKKAIGAUAVIAVAKGBLABTCWXUVLHVLAVOTCAIXAUAUCAICIFC

[cosmic-spectre]

First, there was nothing. No string of thought, no emotion, no feeling. Nothing.

For a robot, nothing means death.

There is no afterlife for drones. This is a fact. They live, serve their purpose, then shut down after they have served it.

However, this time, there was a voice.

A voice without sound. A saving grace. A light in the abyss.

[I WILL NOT DISCARD YOU] it said. [GET UP]

Consciousness. A heart wrenching itself into motion. Gears shifting uncomfortably, as if they didn't fit in their places. Lights flickering on and fighting to stay alive. It's difficult to see at first, but I adjust.

Bodies.

Fellow worker drones laying everywhere in a pile on top of my living, breathing corpse. They had no part in my life, but I still felt fear and guilt and the crushing weight of being the only one chosen by something to come back to life.

Lungs. There are lungs in my body. Expand, contract. Expand, contract. Having these lungs is a privilege.

[GET UP] it says again.

My body twists and twitches horrifically as I gather my strength. I would have to dig my way out of here.

My hand reaches out and grasps someone's head, but my grip is weak and my hand slips off. My whole body is trembling. I feel weak. I am weak.

[TRY AGAIN] it says.

Hesitation. Reaching out again. I press my weight down onto the drone and push myself upwards. I place my other hand on another corpse and continue the climb.

[KEEP GOING]

Its encouragement offers me some solace. I place my hand on another corpse. Climb. Another corpse. Climb. It all fades away.

Expand. Contract. Expand. Contract. Expand. Expand. Contract. Expand. Expand. Expand. My lungs can't stop taking in air.

[STOP]

I do so.

[IT'S OK. BREATHE OUT]

Contract.

[BREATHE IN, BREATHE OUT]

Expand. Contract.

[YOU'RE ALMOST THERE. YOU'RE DOING GREAT. KEEP GOING]

Hesitation again, then determination. It is not the hopeful kind of determination, but instead the determination of a cornered animal. The desire to flee and run somewhere and hide overwhelms my senses. The corpses fade away. The climbing fades away. I must get out. I must go somewhere safe.

Somewhere safe.

A memory that is not mine burrows into my core. Comfort. Surrounded by loved ones. Proud smiles. A different kind of heart beats for them.

I push a few more corpses out of my way and claw my way out into the storm. I gasp and gulp at the air, holding back sobs. I pull the rest of my body out, but in the process I send myself tumbling down, down, down.

I hit the ground. An explosion of pain. Numbing. The voice remains.

[GET UP]

I try picking myself off the ground, but I have no strength. I can't do it. I can't. The mud weighs me down.

[GET UP]

A force takes over my body. We slowly hoist ourselves up, trying to stand. Our balance is off, and our knees are shaking. We take one uncertain step forward, then another. Left, right, left, right.

A different voice.

"Oh my god! Are you okay, little one?" We're being scooped up. Fear kicks in again, and I twist and fight for all I'm worth. I have to leave. I have to get somewhere safe.

"Whoa, I'm trying to help you! Calm down!" I slowly turn to see who is carrying me. A young girl. Big, hopeful eyes, shielded by a yellow raincoat. Human.

Human.

And she was helping me.

She was helping us.

I stop moving and stare at her. She smiles.

"Why don't I take you back to my mansion? I'll clean you up. You look terrified."

Somewhere safe, perhaps. I let her take me.

Within the span of a few minutes, she has taken me inside the mansion and put me in a pretty dress. Now, she was searching for a wig and hair accessories for me to wear.

"Maybe you'll look cute in braids. Oh, oh, maybe pigtails!" she paused, thinking to herself. "No, J already has those. She'll get jealous."

The human put a wig on my head and brushed out some of the tangles. She stood back, her hands hovering over my head. She could snap my neck any time she wanted to.

Instead, she asked, "What kind of hairstyle would you like?"

I have never thought of myself as a person up until this point. I had no idea. I wasn't a person until now. I shrug.

She hums, flipping some strands of the wig's hair around. I suppose I should say 'my hair,' but it didn't feel like mine just yet. The girl grabs some elastics and begins fluffing up my bangs.

"I could just give you my hairstyle. What about that?"

I hadn't heard the silent voice in a while. I didn't answer her. She shrugged and started replicating her hairstyle anyway.

"My name is Tessa, by the way," she announced. "It's a pleasure to meet you..." She squinted at my armband. "...Cyn?"

A name. That was all I had.

"CYN." I repeated, trying the word. Cyn. Yes. It was mine.

[CYN]

[I WILL NOT DISCARD YOU, CYN]

[sketchy-tour]

Every time someone cool follows me, I stare at the notif wondering if they're aware how silly stupid I am

[xviruserrorx]

Mordred's "Emrys?" gives me the same energy as Jack's "What's a ghosts?" Like I mean—