#so i will bc everyone knows its normal for me to be high but im gonna smoke soooo much

[bacchuschucklefuck]

while teen while goblin while aroace while injured while doing your best

[jonathanssweatercollection]

you still resent nancy and jonathan for getting together???? for “hurting steve’s feelings”??? despite the fact that he verbally supported their relationship like 2 hours after seeing them together. this from a season that released 6 fucking years ago. a season prior to him saying that he was NOT in love with nancy anymore. do you want me to call shawn levy and tell him of your dilemma. bestie do you need to rewatch the source material

[sensitivedead]

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[silverislander]

i got my hair cut today which was so needed but i am going to be honest. i have been trying to make the most of it all day but frankly its not good i will be at least slightly embarrassed to be in public w my head lookin the way it does rn

[phagodyke]

SUDDENLY STARTED RAINING SO HARD WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

[thats-sir-dyke-to-you]

Will never forget being a kid and telling someone i was south african only to have them ask:

"Did you have clothes in africa?"

"Had you ever had a bath before coming to Australia?"

"Did you live in a house with walls and bricks?"

Like. Yeah, I guess we were 8... But also i feel like a lot of people's understanding of "Africa" has never really progressed past that point.

[ceilidho]

coworker soap who frames the fleshlight thing as a joke but with a creepy undercurrent that you cant understand why you know it isnt a joke but you also dont wanna rock the boat so you dont tell hr bc johnny the ex-military man is a model employee otherwise and you cant help but feel hot shame run down ur spine when he says it that you are, at least a little, flattered by it bc shit dude hes HOT. coworker soap who just. doesnt bring it up again. its just boiling rhe frog. he says weird, borderline creepy shit that could be passed off as "guy talk" in any other situation (regardless of readers gender). He follows you around like a puppy and where it used to be normal for you, you feel a little creeped out now but. everyone. already refers to you as a duo. itd be weird if you stopped for no reason? right?

i don't know what broke in my mind long ago that this is like, the weirdly hottest thing in the world to me but im genuinely twitching over it right now.

model employee Johnny, knows the handbook inside and out, walks elderly customers to their cars with their bags, shows up to work early for every shift, always with a smile and a positive attitude. management loves him because his sales are also record high (i mean, it makes sense - i wouldn't be able to say no if he was helping me with a purchase and tried to upsell me). he's also a spokesperson for the company in all of their internal training videos because he was hired through some "jobs for vets" program that they just rolled out (idk i'm making this up). and the guy can stack things on a shelf like no one's business lmao like MILITARY precision/organization.

all your coworkers love him and genuinely like fist pump whenever they get put on the schedule with him because he's a blast to work with, and some of your coworkers are actually incredibly jealous that he just seems to follow you around everywhere. hangs off your every word. always seems to just pop out from around the corner whenever you're having trouble reaching something on a shelf.

but he says weird, uncomfortable shit to you sometimes. way over the line. you don't even know what to say at first when Johnny jokingly tells you that he has a fleshlight at home that he's named after you, just laughs and then stares at you for a second. and you like, give a little awkward laugh, growing more uncomfortable by the second the longer he stares at you without blinking. until something passes over his eyes and suddenly he's back to normal, clapping you on the arm and wandering off back to the men's apparel section.

he does a lot of strange shit actually. maybe insists on walking you to your car when the two of you are on the closing shift and it's well into the evening. laughs a little too hard and with too much vigour when someone calls him your shadow, his eyes just a little too bright and fervent. asks if you want to sit on his lap while he shows you how to use the forklift in the backroom. begs management to let him take his breaks with you and doesn't let you have a moment of peace, just sits with you in the breakroom or follows you to your car when you say that you're going out for lunch.

and you can't complain to any of your coworkers because the second you so much as criticize his work, they bark at you to be nice to him. he's just re-acclimating to civilian life, of course he's not perfect at his job yet. they defend him viciously. and the real jealous ones even tell on you in front of him, leaving you standing there embarrassed and on the spot until Johnny just smiles and says that it's alright. you'll just have to teach him better.

[hyewka]

dominating..ceo soobin….dominating CEO SOOBIN!!!

using his tie as bondage ..haha im normal about this haha..but hear me out!!!!! hes a total nepo baby, getting the ceo position because of his father. different than his older brother in the sense that he thinks following in the steps of his father is his duty, none of that sense of “carrying tradition” translates well to his work though bcs he effing fucks up virtually everything that he touches. terrible at his job (nobody really tells him though) that his father has to literally hire someone to take it upon themselves to make the right decisions..so basically he has his CEO title for show. terrible at negotiation but not at asserting his dominance in the work space lol has the face of steel, not cracking a smile at any formal work events (not everyone knows hes playing with the cuffs of his stupidly expensive suit behind his back).

networking networking..networking!!! you approached mr. choi for networking. like everybody else. being friends with your ceo is unlikely, but being friendly with him would give you some perks. itd be hard though, considering the reputation he holds (cold, aloof, distant…bleh). with your simple black dress paired with pearl accessories to compliment it and your glass of wine in hand, you walk up to the rigid man by the weirdly empty bar. soobin is…awkward, really awkward. stumbles around his words when he offers a longer response to you, definitely is unprofessional with the way he just cant hide the blush on his cheeks and the fact that he even mildly finds you attractive. okay so change of plans, you’re flirting with your boss. harmless fun, everyones sort of drunk and in their own world with their plus ones anyway. “what department do you work in?”

“mm, you’re quite a curious guy.” you hide the amused smile managing to break through at seeing how his eyes widen, looking like his brains working at hundreds of miles per hour, “i’m in marketing.”

“oh, i hope you don’t take this the wrong way—sorry if you feel uncomfortable with so many questions.”

“i don’t mind them, keep asking.” you were definitely crossing an invisible territory with the way you bat your lashes at him, swirling your drink, pushing your tits up..just a bit.

himbo soobin getting more tipsy by the minute, he definitely becomes a little loose, a lot more confident with his words, though more susceptible to your teasing remarks, getting flustered every time you decide to slur your voice and actually hold eye contact.

now imagine you end up pushing soobin in a bathroom definitely not meant to fit two, at the party where hundreds of your coworkers are present, and giving him a fucking …handjob. “the bathroom?” he whispers, shocked at his whereabouts. you don’t pay him much mind as you hurriedly unbuckle his jeans, “raise your hands.” you order.

when you realize he didn’t listen to you, you take it upon yourself to take untie his tie, to which he audibly complains, “wait no—my outfitttt..”

“do you want to get like, the handjob of your life or are you going to keep being a whiny bitch?”

you’re not sure where the surge of confidence comes from (considering he could fire you with the snap of his fingers), but it shuts him up. using his expensive tie to keep his hands restrained, arms up high while you play with the himbos dick, haha…im gonna pass because the way hed be sooo whiny, whimpers slipping through but even more so when you experiment with dirty talk to see how he reacts—trying an insult about his work ethic, and how everyone sees him as incompetent, destined to throw the company to the ground..oh yup, there it is, his dick’s reacting. beads of precum’s dribbling down his tip, and you coo having found what he likes. “mr. choi likes getting degraded? imagine if your subordinates found out…”

“don’t—don’t tell anybody..please” its barely a whisper through the gasps you pull out of him every sudden speed up on his girth, but you could pick up on it.

you could’ve reassured him that you won’t, his secrets safe with you, pathetic ceo who likes to be dominated by a woman?!?!! scandalous!!! you obviously wouldn’t tell anybody, and you’ll make sure to clear that up after this but…having some fun wouldn’t hurt. not when you’re already giving your boss a fucking handjob. “my mouths tight shut… if you follow through. no cumming unless i say so.”

[banamine-bananime]

AITA for trying to save my friend and keep the rest of my asshole friends safe from their bad decisions?

I (M26) just went through this real shitty breakup. So basically, my ex C (M lmao man fuck if i know his age idek if knows it. or has one i guess) has this god-fucking-awful habit of deciding to solve every problem by dying about it and/or fucking off without so much as a word to the people unfortunate enough to give a shit about him, except maybe his sister (unhelpful for the rest of us because she also inherited the "fucking off without a word" gene. man fuck this whole family for making me care about them. whatever). Also, killing himself inside peoples brains thats like a whole hobby for him. like okay either ghost us OR kill yourself in front of us altering the trajectory of our lives forever PICK ONE like a NORMAL person.

Okay wait im not explaining this well. So years ago C and W (M37 now) were partners but C was, uh, in a really bad place mentally (S is telling me this is more diplomatic to say than "crazy af") and that situationship ended as badly as a situationship can end. I mean W's told me he pretty much had his sense of identity as someone separate from C totally destroyed by that for a while, which like, in hindsight its kinda an accidental dick move that our team made him take C's legal identity, but in our defense a) the fuck were we supposed to know?, b) tbf he really did need it not to go back to prison, c) it's not like C was using his identity, on account of the fucking off and effectively-dying-as-a-solution habits, and d) i mean. i gotta admit it's also pretty funny in a really fucked way.

aw shit derailed on a tangent again

recently its just like, we just get so focused on one thing its hard to remember anything else, you know?

S is so good at getting us back on track though. thank god because you would not believe the number of irons weve got in the fire to keep track of, its ridiculous. (i love making my partner be the planner in the relationship lol. highly recommend being a passenger princess in the body sometimes. fuck massages, i'm telling you THIS is what you need after a long day getting shit DONE and taking care of everyone else's messes)

So I met C 6 years ago, right out of basic, when we were privates stationed at the same base. middle of nowhere. shit, this is gonna be hard to explain, just realized i should use different names for C to keep them straight. I knew "A" and W knew "E", i didnt meet E until years later. theyre alters and also the same guy but also not the same guy. dont worry about it if you dont get it bc ive dated both of them and i dont think i do. my life is stupid.

Bunch of bullshit happened, A ghosted (lol. you'd be high-fiving me if you knew him) and then found a problem to solve by dying. you get it by now.

Then i meet E, E encounters a problem and tries to die about it round one (i guess round two, after exploding in W <- LOL. you should be high-fiving me right now), E's sister drags him back to the land of the living, E ghosts, W and i start dating, W tries to martyr himself and disappears because i guess E rubbed off on him (dude i am on a fucking roll. you should be high-fiving me out of pity for my glamorously miserable soap-opera life if nothing else. homophobic not to), our team gets W back, E strolls back like he has no idea why im mad at him, we fight about it, makeup-makeouts about it, and E tries to die about it round two: in my brain boogaloo.

So thats how S and i meet. oops, guess i never introduced S? Feels weird to have to introduce ourself twice, people dont really meet us separately anymore LOL. S (M, ageless) is also C's alter, my partner in life and badassery and brain and body. and obviously freaky sex stuff, that goes without saying but i'm saying it anyway to brag. the swish swish to my stabbing people who really deserve it. Not really interested in your opinion on our relationship, it's not what i'm asking about. we're aware its not conventional, because we're not fucking braindead. Im so sick of all the "oooohhhhh this isn't healthy", "he's a male manipulator and youre codependent i know bc i learned psychology from tiktoks by girls with green hair", "why are you wearing your ex-boyfriend's armor colors while wearing his dead ex-boyfriend's armor while dating and sharing a brain with your dead mutual ex's alter", "have you considered going to therapy instead of a quest against death itself" blah blah blah. If youre so bored you need to judge our life then just get your own 🙄🙄🙄

we've been really on that sigma grindset the last few weeks. S has got our sleep optimized down to a tight triphasic 3.46 hours and we're minmaxing the fuck out of the rest of every day. Biohacked to shit over here. too much to do, so we have to make there be enough of our time to do it. who else is gonna? my teammates? the REDS? we're half batman half babysitter to a gaggle of idiots who can barely be trusted to wipe their own asses, let alone fight their own battles and make decisions like "wah wah wah A is dead let's just give up and cry about it or whatever".

Don't even get me started on W. Oh youre all about character-building wake up and grind self-improvement and taking leadership until we're making decisions you dont like, i guess. WHATEVER. this is why we dont listen to you.

its hard, okay. like, you cant understand the sheer fucking stress were under trying to keep all our plans going smoothly while keeping these guys safe while they're basically actively trying to unravel every carefully-laid thread and also strangle themselves in them. im probably going prematurely grey and also losing some time. its hard to remember when we need to hold back and use the kiddy gloves. i really didnt want to come to holding - uh, we'll call him MC (M25) - by the throat, passed-out. he's like a brother to me, been through thick and fucking thin together, so yeah, i feel really bad about that, my bad, we were the asshole there, but like, maybe stop throwing yourself in the way? like run out into the road you're gonna get hit by a truck no matter how hard they slam the brakes. mfw the conses quence. but im NOT asking about that. everyone's been on our dick about "please god stop doing all of this" and abandoning A and trying to break us up way before that, and THAT'S what im asking about

Anyways tl;dr are we the asshole for getting shit done when it takes methods that all our monday morning quarterback friends dont like

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OP has offered the following explanation for why they think they might be the asshole:

it really was a dick move to dangle my teammate's limp body in a chokehold even though it was basically an accident and also not even directly relevant to the question

OP has offered the following explanation for why they think they might not be the asshole:

okay but we're right

[seongminiz]

perv jungmo makes my eye twitch ineedhimsobadzididic ,, smtg like the members thinking that he’s so innocent n wouldn’t do such things but literally has your panties in his pocket as he speakd 🙂‍↕️

perv!jungmo thoughts !!! 💭

perv!jungmo x afab!reader ; 1.4k words

warnings reader wears skirts but is not referred to as a girl so , kinda implied chubby reader , no explicit consent but its not dubcon , jungmo has a thing for thighs (so real of him tbh) , thigh fucking , a little dry humping , messy sex , implied unprotected sex :3 , not proof read (i'll go back later to fix the formatting . maybe)

notes shhsjdnfn this took me so long to answer im sorry (ㅠ﹏ㅠ) i hope its good enough bc personally i think its not as good as i thought it would be 💔 but i loveee perv jungmo so ! im posting it anyways :3

perv!jungmo who is such a loser in the eyes of everyone, both his members n you included. always gets made fun of bc they assume he's so innocent, n probably a virgin, the way he blushes at the slightest mention of sex doesn't rlly help his case either. little do they know it's bc hes such a perv just thinking about sex - especially when you're around - makes him want to pop a boner right then n there :(

n when you join in with making fun of him he gets sooo turned on, not bc he likes being degraded - sure... he definitely does at least a little - but bc he imagines how he would put you in your place, letting you know that yeah, he might not be the most experienced, but he still knows what he's doing !! wants to prove himself so bad :((

to be fair, you've had your suspicions that jungmo isn't as innocent as the other members think for a while now. sure, making fun of him is entertaining, especially when the tips of his ears get red and he hides his face in his hands - but you can't act like you haven't noticed how everytime you make a comment about him being a loser he somehow finds an excuse to go back to his room right after.

or how his hand sometimes rests for a little too long and a little too low on your waist when he passes by, even when the space is definitely big enough for the both of you.

or how you've caught him staring at your chest more than once (wonjin does that too sometimes bc hes a perv too but not as much as jungmo), eyes fixated on the curve of your boobs with each one of your movements for an uncomfortable amount of times - not that it makes you uncomfortable tho, you've recently started wearing more low cut tops to get a reaction out of him :3

or how that one time you were wearing a miniskirt and sat next to jungmo for dinner his hand 'somehow' found its way to your thigh under the table. and when you didn't say or do anything about it, he moved it higher, right by the hem of your skirt, giving your thigh a squeeze.

that time you swore something would finally happen between you, that you'd go back to jungmo's room and you'd get to ride him stupid as payback for whatever he tried to pull at dinner. instead, he put on a movie and you cuddled until your frustration he built up was secluded to a small corner of your mind.

hell, you were starting to feel like the perv in all of this.

perv!jungmo who has such a high sex drive it genuinely becomes a problem for him :( gets hard at the smallest stimulation, needs to go multiple rounds everytime he masturbates, and sometimes he just can't cum - jungmo is convinced his hand alone isn't just cutting it anymore.

his chance comes in the form of once again watching a movie with you in his room. you're snuggled up to his side, one leg over his body and your head on his chest, and jungmo is really trying to be normal about this - knowing you probably can already hear his heart beating like crazy - but he wants to fuck your thighs too bad to think about anything else.

the movie isn't that interesting anyways, and you're about to fall asleep. one last look at you convinces jungmo that yeah, this is definitely the time he gets to fuck you, and he can feel his cock harden with that thought alone.

jungmo slowly runs his hand along your thigh, stopping for a split second too long when it's just below your ass and then continuing as if nothing happened until he reaches your waist, giving it a small squeeze.

you look up at him a little confused, giving him a small 'mh?' as if you can't feel something hard poking your thigh, and as if jungmo's entire face isn't turning into an almost concerning shade of red.

jungmo stutters a few times, trying to come up with the right words under your intense stare, but his brain fails him and you can't help but find it adorable.

'need help with this?' you voice out for him, moving your leg away from his body - to which jungmo whines, and all you can think is you need to hear more of that - to just straight up grab his boner.

jungmo thinks he's about to pass out. or maybe he already did and this is all a cruel wet dream his brain has come up with to make him even more sexually frustrated.

the only thing he's sure about, though, is that he can't just lay there and take it, letting you have all the fun.

jungmo is a good kisser - and that's the first thing that sets off alarms in your mind that maybe, just maybe, he's not as inexperienced as you previously assumed. you brush that thought off, determined to have him turn into a whining mess by the end of it. turns out you and jungmo have pretty similar objectives.

you try to ignore the way jungmo's hand rests on your neck, two of his fingers coming up to your jaw to keep you in place as he shoves his tongue in your mouth - you also try to ignore how that makes you want to whine and crumble under him, letting him do whatever he wants with you.

your attempt to straddle him to regain somewhat of an upper hand proves useless as jungmo is faster, turning your body so you're under him, legs spread and his clothed cock - you can see the outline of it so well through his sweatpants, a small wet patch starting to form where his tip is - grinding right where you need him the most.

jungmo can barely control his own body, brain fuzzy as the lack of air gets to him and he finally pulls away from your lips, just to move on to licking, and biting, and kissing your neck until it's such a mess some of the spit trickled down to your shirt and soaked the neckline.

he's quick with getting rid of his pants - mostly because he knows if he keeps dry humping you he might as well just cum in them - sighing in relief once his cock is finally free.

and god is it long. not that thick, but definitely the longest you've ever seen - and most dicks aren't that pretty, jungmo's included, but your mouth still waters as you eye it and think about taking it in your mouth.

sucking jungmo off might have to be postponed to another time, though, as he seems to have other plans for the night, quickly getting rid of your shorts as he goes back to kissing your neck, nibbling along your jawline and behind your ear as his hand lifts your shirt right above your tits, his breath hitching once he realizes you're not wearing a bra.

'wanted to do this for so long,' he confesses, rutting his hips against your clothed cunt 'wanted to - ah - fuck your thighs, get you all covered in my cum and make a mess out of you'

you can't really reply, not when jungmo is quick to push your thighs together and against your chest, his dick fitting in between them perfectly as he runs it along your panties with every thrust.

it's clumsy, and messy, and jungmo's erratic rhythm makes his tip bump against your clit and catch on your clothed hole almost everytime his hips aren't slotted right against your thighs.

'fuck... im going to- cum all over you' jungmo speeds up and his moans get louder, hips stuttering as the first spurts of cum drip on your stomach. 'ah- so good, letting me fuck your thighs-'

jungmo cums a lot, leaving your thighs, your stomach, and even your tits sticky with his load - and you can't help but wish he came inside of you instead.

as for you, you're left high, not so dry and extremely frustrated, your thighs still shaking and your hips humping the air in search for any stimulation as jungmo recovers from his orgasm.

'it's not fair,' you whine. jungmo shushes you, kissing you sweetly as he moves a few strands of hair out of your face 'it's okay, baby, i'll take care of you too, yeah?'

he finally takes off your panties, clearly ruined to a point of no return, but the mischievous smile on jungmo's face as he eyes them tells you he'll find another use for them with no problem.

[sheluvslani]

Not What It Looks Like Pt. 1

Request: Omg Lani, I’m so fucking high rn and I gots an idea. What about a ghostface Amber fic where she breaks into r’s house as ghostface. I kinda want it to be like in scream 1996 with Tatum where r goes: “don’t kill me Mr ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel.” But like ghostface/amber spares them for s*x in return. And then r finds out it’s Amber bc of the way ghostface is fucking them. ITS A LOT, I KNOW BUT I FEEL LIKE IM COOKING UP SOMETHING HERE- (anyway, I love your work ;3, keep doing yo shi bsf)

Pairing: Ghostface!Amber x fem!reader

Summary: Ghostface breaks into r’s apartment, fearing for her life, r would do anything to survive.

Warning: Ghostface, breaking in, red text color is ghostface talking, set in scream 5 but with certain characters added from scream 6🤓

A/n: okay Walter white, I see you cooking up something other than that weed :3 I love this request tho, istg I gotta get high more often to create ideas this good LMAO! No but seriously, this sounds amazing and thank you for asking me to write this! (Plus, I find it funny that you censored sex)

You were at your friend Tara’s dorm with the rest of your friend group, playing uno and getting drunk. You were sat down between Tara and your girlfriend Amber. She rested her hand on your thigh as she watched the game, sipping on her beer. 

“Uno!” You raised your hands in the air as a sign in victory, the rest of the group groaning and slamming their cards down onto the wooden dining table.

As you cheered and gloated in front of everyone’s face, the news on the TV started blaring, the siren blaring in your ears.

“Breaking News: Blackmore University film student by the name of Jason Carvey was found brutally stabbed in his dorm. The mutilated body of his roommate, Gary Bruckner, has been found crammed inside the fridge. A bloody Ghostface mask was found on the scene, police ran a DNA test and concluded that the mask belonged to Billy Loomis,”

“The infamous Ghostface of Woodsboro,” You and the group finished the sentence in unison. After the Woodsboro attack, the group moved to New York to live a “normal life”

But it looks like the plans gone to shit.

Amber reached over for the remote and shut the TV off. When you looked at her, her expression was stone cold, her jaw clenched as she stared at the blank screen. You originally thought it was from shock, but there was something in the way her lips pursed too hard that made it seem odd.

“It’s probably not even Ghostface this time, just some random looking for a thrill.” Mindy said as she got up to grab another beer.

“I’m sorry, Catherine Obvious, but have you been here for the past year?” Chad waved his hand in front of Mindy’s face when she sat down. “It’s obviously him… they followed us.” He leaned back his chair, drumming his fingers on his arm.

The room was silent for a moment, everyone taking in the information that no one wanted to hear.

“We need to go.” Sam stared down in the middle of the table, her eyes burning holes into the colorful Uno cards. 

“Psh, Sam, it’ll be fine. Don’t be dramatic.” Amber smirked as she wrapped her arm around your shoulder, her attitude completely different than what it was 10 seconds ago.

Sam threw a death-glance at Amber, about to cuss her out before Anika spoke up, 

“Yeah, I think we’ll be fine. If anything, we have cute boy across the street to help us.” Anika smirked as Sam’s face grew a bright red, muttering something under her breath before beelining to her room.

“Well. I say we call it a night.” Chad said as he stretched his arms over his head.

Everyone agreed and collected their belongings while Mindy was (rightfully) the one to help clean up everything.

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Amber had her arm wrapped around your waist as she walked you back to your dorm. When you arrived, Amber softly kissed your cheek as her other hand traveled up your shoulder, her fingers digging into your skin.

“Be safe, y/n. I can’t handle another one of Sam’s hour-long speeches about sticking together.”

You softly chuckled as she swept a strand of hair from your face. “I’ll try. But if anything happens, I’ll call you. Goodnight, Amber.” You softly squeezed her arm before letting go, entering your dorm as you blew her a kiss.

You locked the door behind you, placing your phone and keys on the entryway table. You stretched your arms above your head, your muscles tense from the game and a pounding headache from the news and the amount of alcohol in your system. 

You walked into your bedroom, taking off your shoes before grabbing a pair of pajamas and heading to the bathroom, your steps slow and relaxed.

The hot water of the shower rained down on you, your muscles relaxing from the aroma of the lavender bodywash that Amber bought for you. The soap suds ran down your curves, collecting at the foot of the shower before being washed away.

When you finished and wrapped yourself in a towel, you walked to the sink to brush your teeth. The spearmint toothpaste lingered in your mouth before being replaced with the strong taste of the cool mint mouthwash you spat out into the sink.

You put in a black bra and a pair of black panties before grabbing your pajamas. The blue cotton antic stuck to your damp body as you pulled the shirt over your head and stepped into the matching pants.

You threw your dirty clothes into the weaven laundry hamper, the bin rocking against the wall for a split second. 

You sat down in front of your vanity, grabbing your brush and running it through the knots in your hair. The brush caught on one particularly big knot in your hair. As you struggled to brush it out, the landline that was sitting on your bedside table started ringing.

“Unknown Number”

The words flashed on the tiny screen as the ringing filled the room.

 Once you brushed out the tangle, you reached over to press the “accept” button on the landline.

“Hello? Y/n speaking. ” You called out as you ran a hand through your hair.

“Hello? Is Maria there?” The voice on the other line was adenoidal and croaky.

Maria was your roommate who was currently out of town, visiting her parents.

“No, she’s not available. Might I ask who this is?”

“I’m Joey. I’m in her trig class” The caller cleared their throat.

“Oh yeah? Joey from trigonometry. How come I’ve never heard of you, Joey from trigonometry?” You smirked as you teased the poor person on the other line.

“You sound exactly like how she describes you.”

“She talks about me?

“I don’t think I can really talk about that.”

“What does she say about me?”

“She says that you’re creative. You love reading and TV and movies.”

“Lots of people love movies.”

“Yeah, but she says you love scary movies and that you guys have that in common.”

“She told me the other day, she wonders…” The voice trailed off for a moment before continuing.

“What’s your favorite scary movie?”

Your ear perked up as you faced the landline, the bright green color of the screen stared at you, blinking the numbers over and over again.

“Well, I really liked “X”. It’s great representation of the psycho-biddy genre.”

“Sounds kinda boring to me. Have you ever seen Stab?”

“Once, i think. At a sleepover when I was, like, 12.”

“You lived in Woodsboro when you were a kid and you don’t know Stab?”

Now that, caught your attention. No one exceopt for the rest of the group knew you were from Woodsboro. You picked up the phone, pulling it to your ear as you made your way back into the living room to grab your cell.

“How’d you know I lived in Woodsboro?”

The voice on the other line was replaced by heavy breathing and the sound of rummaging.

“This isn’t fucking funny, Amber.”

“I told you, this isn’t Amber. But you’re looking particularly fetching tonight. Those blue pajamas really fit you.”

“What do you want?” You grabbed your phone and pulled up the dial button, as you pressed in the 9 and 1, the voice boomed again.

“Stop right there, y/n. You call the cops, you die. You hang up the phone, you die. It’s not hard getting into your dorm. Especially when you leave your window unlocked.”

That’s when you felt the slight breeze behind you. As you turned around, you saw that the living room window was wide open, the wind flowing with the curtains.

You bolted to the window, slamming it shut and locking it. You ran into your room, locking the door behind you.

The voice came on the landline again, “Come on, y/n… Don’t be shy, come and find me…”

You searched every nook and cranny in your room, carefully making sure there was no sign of Ghostface here.

When you searched under your bed, you found a bloody Ghostface mask, more blood stuck to your hands the longer you held it… it was easy to recognize this one too…

Mickey Alteri

The 2nd Ghostface

“What the fu-,” was all you could manage to get out before you heard the doors of your closet adjacent to the bed, crashing open. A black-robed figure sprinting at you was the last thing you saw before being tackled to the ground by Ghostface. A knife was pressed against your throat from the person above you, the voice changer crackled with every heavy breath.

“Surprise, y/n.”

[shiguangbrainrot]

Shu Rongbo and Wu Yihan on 2nd and 3d

link to the second

link to the third. and some short posts from weibo, srb focused

this is where uppies is from! i wonder did wyh know he was gonna do that or was it in moment decision. srb did seem suprised when it wasnt a regular hug.

also their faces got so close i am- i-...

after the hug, lg seems to finally be hit with what he did and hide his face in shame.

sofa song. ql is massaging cxs. later, judging by srb's reaction and the sound, it seems wyh really slapped his leg hard. im pretty sure this is the performance where srb acidentally punched him for real, so maybe this is revenge.

cxs goes on to fight for the mic during the next bit of the song, ql wins and pushes him of the table. but help him up after bcs they gotta pose for the end, all the while lg is left alone on the other side of the table, i felt a bit bad they ignore him for so long. for a sec i though he wasnt gonna do the heart but he was just slow with it.

fairly normal rps game, after stomping the table they lean in really close.

last notable event, after dive back in time ql drags cxs off to do high fives, very agressively. cxs also takes a phone from the audiance to record, if i found that video- i lost it.

onto the next performance!

lg does like a wiggly hand thing before the clap.

before the hug, it seems lg wants to fight. so cxs grabs his wrists moves them so his holding them both in one hand. and pulls him into a hug. this is where i got "kiss" photo quite a while ago now. did not think it would take me so long to find full videos. anyway then they sit on the table as they roll out. for the end of the song, ql messing with lg hand.

sofa song starts with everyone sitting on sofa, lg and ql massaging cxs. good for him. later that song cxs gives lg a hand to climb onto the table, unlike yesterday where

they dont play rps, instead they just kinda jump in place? idk what they say then but lg sticks his tongue as they get off the table and makes blblblbbl noise. later he does a high kick when stomping the table wow. unremarkable handshake, but after the jump it seems cxs doesnt want to let go. sadly only video i have cuts here.

lin zhen(black haired one from noodle lesbian episode, actress also plays chen xiao's mom from earthquake arc, ill call her lz bcs its shorter)

lz, instead of holding hands wraps an arm around lg shoulder, he still tries to go for a handhold, resulting in a mild struggle, which cxs notices. during the bow they are still kinda struggling and cxs nudges lg. light turn off.

light are back on and cxs is standing there like this

now i dont know what his problem is but you can guess what ive chosen to believe. lg taps him and when cxs looks at him, lg gives him a thumbs up. then without breaking eye contact he does it again. cxs whispers something, my best guess is shǎguā(idiot but like lighthearted). it makes sense within the context and is two syllables, fitting the mouth movement, and im pretty confident it started with sha.

the song starts, when lg goes to tap him again he moves away. and again right before the hand dancing part. after that cxs goes to high five audiance members and lg walk off somewhere and is never seen again. cxs and ql take phones from audiance to take photos which i am very bad at finding.

[redr0sewrites]

Aaravos x reader Hcs

here r some aaravos hcs bc i am in pain i wrote this with killer cramps while running on 4 hrs of sleep and an energy bar so i cant promise this will be good.

🥀CW: fluffiness, teasing, smut, thigh riding, subby aaravos, oral (reader receiving), hair pulling?, wax play, overall filth

🥀minors dni with nsfw part

SFW:

after being trapped in the mirror for so long, aaravos is severely touch starved

whether u two are in a romantic or platonic relationship, your personal space is his personal space as well (unless u tell him to leave you alone, but even then he'll still probably tease)

He is the type to just walk up to you and rest his arm on your head

he is TALL

if you are short (like me) and you ever need to reach something up high, this man practically materializes behind you to grab it for you he will hold it above his head and giggle while you struggle but will eventually give it to you

i feel like hes the type of person to enjoy slow and "elegant" music he would love my way by frank sinatra you can not tell me im wrong bc im not

aaravos will pull you into a slow waltz at random times

he enjoys the arts, and i feel like he would enjoy painting and doing sketches of you

he LOVES it if you play with his hair, just run your hands through it and he will literally melt

if you can do pretty hairstyles or braids he will be very content in relaxing while you do his hair

aaravos definitely enjoys reading, and would totally read to you if you asked (he would tease u a little tho but thats ok)

"do you really enjoy my voice that much, little star?"

he has the most stunning laugh

normally he just lets out small chuckles or smirks but the first time you make him genuinely laugh you just sit there in awe

he is ✨fabulous✨and takes forever to get ready

the type to arrive fashionably late (he will make an effort to arrive on time for dates tho)

hes a total drama queen and will make a huge deal about kissing you

he acts all confident but in reality is ridiculously nervous when he first met you

you were the first person to truly capture his heart and he doesn't want to fuck it up

he knows he isnt the most easy person (elf??) to love but will make an effort to be better for you

he prefers to listen in conversation rather then talk alot, however if you ask him about something hes interested in or ask him a magic question or something he will gladly talk for hours

enjoys holding your hand, you two are practically linked at the waist

he worries more then he lets on and will enchant little objects and give them to you for protection when he isnt't around

NSFW

whether you are with him before or after his imprisonment, he is EXPERIENCED

he likes positions where he can be close to you such as missionary, but also likes you on top of him/riding him

SWITCH‼️

if you pull his hair or his horns he will immediately submit

he likes to use his size to his advantage and pin you down

really into biting and marking, esp after his imprisonment, he wants everyone to know your his

whether your human or an elf, he will overstimulate you

he can go for hours

i feel like he would prefer giving to receiving, he will eat you out or suck you off for HOURS until you are whimpering for him to slow down

if you have boobs, he will mark them and play with them there is no question

RIDE‼️‼️HIS‼️‼️‼️FACE‼️‼️‼️‼️

he is 1000% into wax play he can make his hands really hot or cold and the sight of u with wax slowly dripping down your chest makes him feral

wouldnt mind if you did the same to him 👀

i feel like he would be super into it if you rode his thigh, he would be mocking you the whole time but it would turn him on sm

"you couldn't wait at all, hmm? is your pretty little cunt/cock really so needy that you had to be this impatient? acting like a bitch in heat, covering my thigh with your slick. your going to have to clean up your mess dear~"

he gets pissed if he asks you a question and you dont respond

super into eye contact during sex, he thinks its very intimate and attractive

your pleasure ALWAYS comes first with him, he will make you come at least twice before coming on his own

i dont think he would be super into causing you a lot of pain, like i dont think he would want to hurt you alot but will pinch and occasionally slap if your into that

super into being in pain for himself though

edge him until hes sobbing, then overstim him until his thighs are shaking

GLORIOUS THIGH GAME BTW

cover them in marks, he will admire them later

overall a very attentive and sensual lover, but definitely has a dirty side<3

can you tell i have an obsession? lmao. i tried to make this super gender neutral, lmk if there are any mistakes! reqs are open, im considering getting into writing some more

[yippeeometer]

i love ur headcanons and ur dedication to guys who suck. i would like to know your thoughts on my favorite absolute fucking trainwreck of a familial relationship, mass and maine

the most high pressure environment anyone can be born into. bystanders come within seconds of calling the police. maine and mass assume everything is normal. it is Not.

first off i believe heavily that post-war mass would be taking no prisoners when it came to scaring maine into compliance. whats that buddy you dont want to go to bed? there was a guy that didnt want to go to bed in our regiment. guess where he is now. the sea.

its fine the trauma was worth it he can turn it into better ways to lie to children. every single story he makes up for maine involves some british officer he met, with full names and security numbers dropped. maine would be deeply confused when he learns these are not in fact regular baddies in childrens tales.

futhermore im willing to bet good money that mass has on multiple times paid other og13 states to pretend to be monsters to teach his sons life skills

'yeah i get its for 10 $ but how will me hiding in the kitchen and making monster noises teach him to make sure he turns off the oven?'

i love mass serving teen dad core bc that was essentially it. maine and his 12 uncles and the 4 life skills between them

god it would drive virginia INSANE. mass why can't your son tie his shoelaces. mass why does he know how to load a gun. mass have you ever met a child before.

present day maine being region leader would be hard on everyone bc theres no way he has any control over these lunatics. mass threatens to send him to the orphanage and maine threatens to sign papers making canada his real dad. everyone else exchanges tired glances.

maines aura is ruined forever bc not only does this man know everything he's ever done but he also can never shut up so everyone else in the region does too 'hey monty how was ur weekend' 'better than that time u started a fight with some wild geese and lost' HOW DID YOU KNOW

it also means he knows all of their drama bc mass has 9 million grudges and would not hesitate to tell him all about them. anyway kid for todays bedtime story im telling u about that time ur uncle york lost all my respect and all his dignity and everything bc he sucks. anyway.

[nebbydotexe]

okok im going to yap about my nicktoons unite au idea in the hopes that ill get some ideas to continue it because my brain is entirely stuck rn. feel free to suggest some stuff for it too if you want!

timmy is 19 and still kinda childish to an extent, so he still likes to goof off instead of do important stuff. he puts on a cool guy act to cope probably. aaand hes gay for jimmy but is kinda too awkward to say anything bc he doesnt want to ruin what they already have. he views danny as an older brother figure and they definitely talk about crash nebula with each other. he does get to keep his fairies past 18 because i couldnt bring myself to tear the happy family apart... (not that i wont end up dabbling with the memory loss stuff at some point, just not this au) idk if poof is there, who knows.

jimmy is 20 and the "leader" of the group. (he bosses everyone around but danny is the one holding things together most of the time) he tries to keep a front of seriousness but if timmy does something stupid he snaps instantly. has a hard time connecting with people sometimes due to his smarts. hes also gay for timmy but he doesnt even know it yet... i feel like he ignores it bc theres "more important things to focus on right now" or something like that and is kinda just oblivious to it all. he yaps about space sciency stuff with danny ofc

danny is 23 and is kind of just the "normal" guy of the group usually. he still likes to make his little quips n stuff. he still wishes he could be an astronaut but sadly accepts his fate. i havent fully figured danny out bc im not gonna lie i just watched danny phantom this month because the nicktoons unite grabbed hold of me LMAO he is ofc buddies w spongebob because although their duo seems a bit out of left field i love it sm. he always is the one breaking up jimmy and timmys little arguments too

spongebob is spongebob years old (please i dont want to think about how old he really is..) and hes ofc the cheerful one of the group. hes always looking for the light of the situation and keeping spirits high. this is set before the movie so hes not the manager of the krusty krab 2 yet and is still a fry cook. he probably cooks for the group with varying success depending on what food it is. either its amazing or its really really bad i think LMAO

so the premise i had was danny hadnt contacted the group in a few years now probably (this was my way of writing out danny phantom bc i hadnt finished watching it before thinking this up LMAO) and its started to really affect timmy. things have gotten slow and they dont really get to go on grand adventures as much anymore because of other things being in the way like spongebobs job at the krusty krab and jimmy always having a new invention to work on. timmy eventually gets frustrated at the constant excuses and impulsively sets the upm to send him to an entirely random universe so that he could at least go on an adventure alone. jimmy and goddard set out to find timmy while spongebob goes to find danny in the hopes that he could talk some sense into timmy and bring him back. i have no idea what danny is up to but i feel like hes definitely gotten in trouble and i have no idea what would be in the place that timmy went to so im kinda stuck here for now. any/all suggestions are welcome and even encouraged bc i have no idea where to go from here LMAO

wow this was a lot longer than i meant it to be... oh well!

ALSO one thing ill note is not all the things i draw are related to this au, this is actually a very rough idea and ive been mostly drawing from the idea that everyone stuck together n stuff

[justallihere]

I JUST HAD ANOTHER THOUGHT BE THIS IS MY ROMAN EMPIRE ( I have talked my bsf and sister's ear off about this fic. i so badly need irl friends who are in this fandom and have read this fic bc i need a fucking drink LOL. My bsf said she has never seen me be upset abt a REAL person the way i was upset abt Rhi 💀, idk what that says abt me )

Xaden giving Violet a moment to think/be at peace by covering her in his shadows makes me sob violently. He reads her so well, he knows she's overwhelmed by everything, she has given/done so much for him and Tyrrendor and he will and DOES do anything for her. I fucking hate and love them so much. I'm high-key terrified to see what everyone's reaction is going to Vi/X decision and what they've done. idk what im going to do if anybody gives Vi shit.

Poor andarana.... at least mom and dad are still protecting V/X

You're not going to pull a Twilight and say it was all a dream on Vi's end right??? LMAO that would be the ultimate bamboozle moment

I dont think ive ever been this feral for a book/couple before (Canon def has its flaws but goddamn), its so bizarre for me. Somebody needs to do a study on us bc i dont get it LOL

I love your thoughts!! Still sorry about Rhi!!

Xaden has always, almost from the beginning even when they didn’t like each other, calmed Violet in a lot of ways. It’s interesting to see now how he acts on it without thought where before he might have hesitated, and also to see how receptive she is to it. I am genuinely not normal about them. He really is so fully devoted to her. He half-believes he doesn’t even have a soul but still he risked it for her, so she wouldn’t have to be alone.

If it makes you feel better, you won’t have to see anyone’s reactions to them 💀 let’s just assume everyone is very appreciative of the fact that they’re alive!

It made sense for me that Andarna would be angry where Tairn and Sgaeyl have the maturity to understand that some choices have to be made, and that there are things more important than being “right.” She’ll come around eventually 🫶🏻

It is NOT a dream, it is very, very real I promise!