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Danny commits to the Bit a bit too hard...
So! For the first few weeks after his accident, whenever Danny would try to help the people of Amity Park, he would be treated as a Villain.
No matter if he had just defeated the Big Bad of the Week or saved a Cat from a tree, everybody in town only saw him as a Monster or Villain to he feared and hunted down. Danny was really getting sick of trying to get them on his side, until Sam made a suggestion.
"Why not just...play into it?" She said, barely looking up from painting her nails.
It was just an offhand suggestion, but it stuck with Danny. Why shouldn't he lean into it? The people of Amity Park already saw Ghosts as Evil, and they already assumed he was in cahoots with the Ghosts attacking the town. Why shouldn't he just...play into it?
So he does just that.
From that day on, whenever Phantom was spotted he would dramatically monologue about his Evil Plans, or claim that another Rogues attack on the City was his own act of terror.
Box Ghost destroys the towns Warehouses? It was on his orders.
Ember mind controls masses of Teenagers? All part of his Plans somehow.
Every Adult in Town is kidnapped by Young Blood? Danny gave them over to a friend as a Gift.
He crafts an identity for himself as the most Vile and Horrible Ghost that has ever attacked the City, using his own infamy to cement his legend even more firmly. The town only sees a Monsterous Villain, who has eveded capture near effortlessly for months on end, who constantly attacks their City and gets away with it.
Of course he still needs an excuse for how his plans keep getting stopped, and he gets it when his girlfriend Valerie becomes the Red Huntress. Before that, he just claimed infighting or the Fentons getting lucky, but Valerie becoming the Town's Hero meant he had a plausible excuse for how he kept getting "Foiled".
Val was suspicious, because she was not as involved as Phantom painted her to be, but in the end she had no proof of him faking his defeats. And she couldn't come up with any explanations for why he would do that in the first place. I mean, who would fake being a Supervillain? It had to he something else.
This did come back to bite him a while later, when the Justice League decided that enough was enough, and dispatched Justice League Dark to recruit Red Huntress and help Deal with him.
Coincidentally, that was the same day Pariah Dark attacked the Mortal Realm and sucked Amity Park into the Ghost Zone.
And honestly? Danny had spent over a Year proclaiming himself as a Villain who commanded Ghosts to attack the Human Realm, and he had heard about the Right of Conquest being Absolute in the Ghost Zone, so why not make it official? Why not overthrow the Ghost King, become the Ghost King, and cement his identity as a Villain while also forbidding Ghosts from entering the Human Realm without his permission?
He may have gotten a bit carried away and forgotten that the Villain thing was a disguise...but hey! He was still preventing Ghost Attacks! ...mostly. That's got to count for something right?
He may have let the Bit run a bit too far...
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Check the tags for more context!
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Danny is a Villain#Or he pretends to be a Villain#It started out as a Persona so he didn't have to keep justifying his existence to civilians and then spiraled out of control#He got a little too committed to the Bit#Danny claims that all Ghost Attacks are on his orders as a convenient excuse for being at the scene of every attack#He befriends a few of his Rogues and actually does command them sometimes to keep up the charade#They can indulge in their Obsessions from time to time and the Kid gets to keep up his weird Villain Act that he likes to do#It's a win-win#I wonder if Danny would try to recruit Vlad?#Or would Vlad fully buy into the Villain Persona and try to join Danny's team only for Danny to REPEATEDLY reject him?#âWhy won't my incredible Villain Godson accept me?! And I not enough of a Villain for him?!â He cries to himself sometimes#Danny is the Ghost King#He just decided to overthrow Pariah when he attacked to cement his Villain Persona#And completely forgot that it was supposed to be a Persona for a minute there#JLD and Red Huntress are working overtime to defeat him#He is now the Next Big Threatâ˘ď¸ and doesn't even realize it#Sam and Tucker are just laughing theirs asses off at the mess he got himself into#Jazz is tired#And Val is wondering why her boyfriend is so awkward whenever she mentions Phantom
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Amity Park hates the Justice League but loves Red Hood and sometimes other heroes
A/n: I got this random idea so here it is. Oh, and this is good reveal AU ok?
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Due to the Justice League mocking them and ignoring their villain problems that were also publicly interdimensional problems, everyone hates the JL. It got worst with the GIW coming in, who blatantly went against the meta-laws (which included aliens, demons and so much more that weren't human from the beginning). They started to think the Justice League supported them.
In the Infinite Realms, however, there's a revenant that many adored and others respected. He did not hold back against criminals. Criminals that would rape, kill, traffic, sell drugs, and more to people. He especially didn't like when they brought kids into this. He'd avenge people the way they should've been: by promising that their abuser/killer/whatever wouldn't be able to do it again. And in the place they lived in, the only way for that to be possible was by major injury, heavy social outcasting, and/or death. Most prefer the 3rd.
And after how long the Amitians dealt with the attacks which eventually came to a slow once or twice a week type thing, they started opening their minds to the idea of coexistence. Well, further than they had. So when people started to cross over and start making their small haunts in their side of the veil, the Amitian's began to become aware of the popular hero Red Hood. He was part of the undead community, which was trustworthy in everyone's books.
So Amity Park started making merch. Most of it was for Team Phantom, but there was plenty for Red Hood as well. There were other heroes on the side, like for Superboy 1 (who they renamed to Supernova due to their hatred for Superman for 2 reasons, the obvious and that he rejected a mirror-born), and Raven (the half demon).
And with this coexistence, Team Phantom had noticed the positive feedback about killing in the name of vengeance. So they went on the offensive, and after a good year of that, the GIW lost funding for producing no results and just taking up resources. The acts were still there, but nobody enacted them in Amity, and nobody actually knew or believed them outside of the haunted city.
Then the Justice League find out about the hero group there due to tracking merchandise after they started to sell outside of the city. Superman was the guy everyone liked, so he was sent over. He immediately got thrown out and was now questioning who the heck Supernova was and when he rejected him.
Flash? Outcast. Everyone ignored and walked away from him. they had the police, who never did anything or even had to anymore, kick him out.
Green Lanter? Oh the poor guy. He had his ring taken away and thrown out of the city somehow. It took hours to find it.
Wonder Woman, they had to be ok with her. Not at first, but once Phantom had a talk with her and people learned that they were cousins through Clockwork (Kronos) and Pandora, they were ok. ish. Tolerated was the best word and she got the info back to the league.
The batfamily took a trip there, dragging Red Hood along somehow. And right when Red Hood was noticed, a crowd began to form as everyone practically worshipped him. There were many victims he had avenged and an Ancient (Lady Gotham) came and gave him the gifts she couldn't without scaring the guy.
At one point, the poor guy even cried.
#dc x dp#danny phantom#justice league#red hood#amitians hate the justice league#Amitians do like some non-local heroes#I didn't mention this but I bet Amitians would also know a lot of not very popular heroes/vigilantes/etc. due to the ghosts#so they're probably the most supportive town in all honesty#Red Hood deserves some appreciation though so here it is#I bet he's a celebrity in the realms#and as for Kon#I bet that the public just start calling him Supernova and he eventually adopts the name because everyone's already calling him that#He'd also be pretty happy about it once he finds out that he has fans that support him being a clone (mirror-born)#He is no longer a clone but a mirror-born now#Tim changed his files#Trigon was arrested for abuse by Walker after Raven was made known to him#Raven's mother paid her daughter a visit with Phantom's help#I just want happy moments right now#I probably should've put these tags in the actual post#but I liked how the ending sounded
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real footage of me watching everyone in the AAA fandom use 'older woman' and/or 'older witch' to describe Agatha during her interactions with Rio in canon universe Agathario fics like Rio isn't literal Death and as old as the universe itself while Agatha is a mere 352 years compared to her and hence younger than her (thus not being the 'older woman' between the two of them):
#medialiteracyisDEAD
#what's airi thinking? â・â§ËĘđÉËâ§ď˝Ąâ#agatha all along#agatha harkness#agathario#rio vidal#agatha x rio#agatha all along spoilers#agatha harkness x rio vidal#guys please#don't forget their age gap i beg#not to mention that Rio is canonically an inch or so taller than Agatha too#agatha harkness has mommy issues#ofc she fell for death#RIO IS OLDER !!#lady death#like pleaaasee#my bbg rio did not just spawn out of thin air after agatha was born#death has always existed#she probably just made herself a corporeal form for agatha and thats about it#but she's still older !!#just because Kathryn Hahn is older than Aubrey Plaza doesn't mean Agatha is older than Rio đ#'rio put her hand on the older woman's face' shit man#didn't realize death came into existence because of agatha#id say this is a prime example of people losing media literacy#but who tf thinks a 352 yr old witch is older than someone whos been around since the start of time??#she wanted an older woman#let her have her older woman đ
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Happy 3/7day đĽ°~! 'One day we'll look back on all these memories and smile about it'
Process + detail:
#my art#sasunaru#sns#sasuke x naruto#sasunaru day#sasunaru fanart#I'll post this for now since it's a special day~#but I'm seriously going to think about this whole art posting...#regarding ai and all#I mentioned it briefly before#but ai literally ruined the 2 biggest projects I was asked to work on#and another that I was going to work on#I had another opportunity here where I was going to get paid#for drawings somewhat regularly#but instead the offer changed to paying for my art#only to be trained for ai#so that didn't happen either#I shall not complain too much#I'm just amazed at the careless way some talk about it#because IT IS ruining lives and careers#ai IS already very advanced#:((
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Growing up Vietnamese means that child me was forced to be ok that our origin myth is literally a dragon marrying a woman/fairy/goddess and then divorcing and splitting custody of their 100 kids (lol what)
What I'm trying to say is I've been brain rotting about dragon!Sylus for the past week and it's getting bad and I will only be ok once I write a dragon AU that has a lot of
Overprotective Sylus
Berserk Sylus that can only be calmed by MC
MATES FOR LIFE MORE SOULMATES SHIT
"I belong to you and you to me."
"I would let the world burn for you."
Egg laying đ
More dad Sylus because it makes me sob and yearn so badly pls send help
Even more grossly in love with you Sylus because I plan on contributing to this genre until I die đŤĄ
Really just lowkey need more Sylus worshipping MC like the goddess that she is type of content
"My queen" is going to make a comeback fr fr
I also lowkey want to write MC as a literal goddess and Sylus is just a lowly human who worships at her altar the altar is my hips but this something for another day maybe
"You've sealed your fate the moment you have harmed her."
Literally I just want berserk Sylus decimating the world for one woman is that too much to ask đĽş
Powerful man who rules over others and is feared and revered đ¤ the one woman who rules his heart and can bring him down to his knees
did I mention more soft Sylus It heals my soul in a godly way đĽš
idk if this seed will sprout into anything since I only have the â¨ď¸vibeâ¨ď¸ for it and not an actual plot lol đŤ ok bye back to the other 38299272793 wips that I am a slave to
#love and deepspace#love and deepspace sylus#love and deepspace x reader#sylus x reader#x â fanfics â wips#hi i just woke up after sleeping away half a day#so this is my very lucid thought and decision#i should also mention i've been wanting to rewatch miss the dragon#it has the potential to encompass everything i want#if the writers didn't make certain decisions#but i still adore that c drama idc that it has polarizing opinions#what am i yapping about
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Failure (~680 words, Lucanis x Rook)
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You have this.
It was something he used to whisper to himself when he was young, a push to keep himself going through training, through trials, through torture. The words echoed in his mind, his voice or Spiteâs, he wasnât sure. Perhaps it was both of them blurring together. You have this.
Yes. He had this. He was the Demon of Vyrantium, was he not? An Antivan Crow who never betrayed a contract? This was nothing like the slaying of a god. This was conquest. Romance. It was time he took control.
Lucanis took a step forward, drawing breath deep into his lungs. He tried to remember every crumb heâd ever gleaned from romance novels and Illarioâs exploits. He fixed his gaze on Rookâs face, her pale eyes half-lidded, a smile playing about her lips.Â
For a moment the nerves vanished as he gazed at her. Her smiles, her jokes, her kindness; they did banish the gloom he so often struggled with. Rook cared about him. She had made it clear between checking up on him after episodes with Spite, with how she had been attentive to him after his failure at Weisshaupt. More than that, there had been teasing smiles, a playful glint in her eyes. He wasnât blind. He simply⌠had not been sure how to respond.
You have this. He drew near to her, his heart hammering within his chest, uncertainty crawling beneath his skin.
He rested his arm against the wall. He wasnât tall, but neither was she, and here he had the edge. This close he could smell her hair -- the scent of woodsmoke and fine clean ash, hints of her Mourn Watcher rituals -- with every breath he took.
Rook was beautiful. He understood that.Â
She⌠liked him. He believed he understood that.
There were steps he was supposed to take now.
He smiled, slow, languid, targeted like heâd seen Illario do a thousand times. Then Rook reached out, brushing her finger against his chest. Her magic lay in fire and necromancy, and yet it was lightning he felt arcing through his body. His heart stuttered. This was correct, wasnât it? This was part of it?
Why. Afraid! Spite howled in the back of his mind. But fear wasnât the right word for it. Lucanis didnât have a word for it.Â
He said something -- one of the lines heâd thought useful from a romance novel, about walking too close to the edge -- and Rook smiled, leaning towards him. He leaned a little closer in response, holding his breath. Yes. This was what he was supposed to do. She closed her eyes. Her mouth shifted, waiting for a kiss -- waiting for him --
You have this!
He pulled back abruptly, curling a hand close over his chest, his eyes stinging. âI⌠need to clear my head.âÂ
He turned away. He could feel her confused gaze upon him, but he couldnât bear to look her in the eye. âExcuse me.â He turned tail, quick sharp strides out of the narrow pantry, making for the kitchen. He took the side stairs up two at a time until he found himself out on the rickety platform, looking out at the endless white void. His breath tore in his chest.
He leaned back against the stone, one of the few reliable things in this world of the ephemeral. It felt real. Solid, cold, sturdy. He sank down the wall into a crouch and folded over himself, hands tucking tight beneath his arms, and bowed his head.
Ruined! Spite snapped. Why. Leave Rook?
âI wish I knew!â Lucanis growled beneath his breath.
Spite fell mercifully quiet. But the demonâs silence brought no respite, for now his own shame and confusion ringed viciously round his head, crueler than anything Spite could manage on his own.
Lucanis screwed his eyes shut, willing himself to let it go. He had survived torture and possession. He could survive this misstep. But he saw Rookâs face, hopeful and curious and leaning towards his own.
He wondered if she would forgive him this failure.
If he could forgive himself.
#lucanis dellamorte#rook x lucanis#lucanis x rook#rookanis#datv spoilers#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age spoilers#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#liesl ingellvar#ingellvar x lucanis#my datv fic#my heart you guys#he was trying and sooo failed#rook wouldn't have minded if he'd just plain said he didn't know how to do this!#she has kind of picked up on that already!!!#also trufax... i did NOT know he canonically goes up onto the little ledge until after i posted this#i saw another post that mentioned him up there so i went and replayed the scene#hahahaha i love that i called that
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DPXDC Prompt 58 Part 7
The long dining room that held the ornate old dining table that seated way too many people already held most of the family. Bruce was missing and Damian informed them he was at work, the only other person missing was Jason but it was typical for him to skip out as he didnât live there and didnât have the best track record with the rest of the family. That left Damian, Tim, Cass, Duke, and Dick seated.
Damian sat next to the chair that Bruce normally sat in at the head of the table. Tim sat across from Damian followed by Dick, Duke, and Cass. Danny sat next to Damian and Jazz sat next to Danny.Â
âSo, how was school?â Dick asked his elbows on the table with his head on his hands and a smile. He was the only adult in their life besides Bruce that actually cared about their schooling.Â
Danny had actually forgotten that all of this had happened in just one day. The thought was a little jarring if Danny was being honest with himself. He wasnât sure what to tell Dick, on one hand he was just asking about school on the other⌠no he wasnât going to think about what happened right now. Just the thought caused phantom volts to go through his body like he was reliving the accident. He felt a nudge to his foot from the right and looked up to see Damian giving him a quizzical look. He cleared his throat and looked back over to Dick who was giving him the same kind of look.Â
âI-Iâm, uh⌠school was fine, didnât learn much since school just started,â He eventually decided to say after stumbling on his words a little.Â
âDash isnât picking on you again this year is he?â Dick asked with a concerned look on his face.Â
Danny wished it was just Dash, the pain he felt from the portal was a thousand times worse than anything the bullying blond could pull. If it was just Dash, Danny could have just laughed it off and forgotten it probably, but it wasnât just Dash and Danny couldnât help but take a deep breath trying to gather his thoughts and calm himself.
He startled as he felt a hand on his knee, he looked to his left to see Jazz giving him a look of sympathy as she rubs her thumb comfortingly on his knee. She then spoke, âDanny you donât have to talk about it if you donât want to, Okay?â
Danny gave her a small nod, a small smile on his face.Â
Before a new topic could be discussed Alfred arrived with their food and began serving them. Danny loved the food the old butler cooked especially since he was able to do so in a kitchen that wasnât contaminated. Alfred did his best to make sure everyone was served food to their liking, as long as it was a balanced meal at the end of the day the elderly butler would serve just about anything youâd request.
Danny picked up his fork to begin on his salad, however when he tried to push the fork into the lettuce his hand felt a cooling sensation with pins and needles and his fork went through his hand. He stared at his hand for a moment wondering what just happened. He then picked up his fork to try again and was able to get a mouth full, but when he went for a second bite it happened again, his fork clanging against the bowl again.
âSomething wrong Danny? You're staring at your hand weird,â Danny heard Dick speaking and looked up to see Dick staring at him giving him an odd look.Â
Danny couldnât help but rub his neck nervously with his other hand, he hoped to get ahold of whatever this was so no one noticed. Though knowing his luck everyone probably did notice, over the years he and Jazz both noticed that the Wayne family was much more observant than their media personaâs showed.Â
Dinner continued and Danny struggled to eat anything as anything he tried to hold fell through his hand frustratingly and Danny couldnât help but get agitated.Â
Eventually his glass he was holding slipped through his hand and tumbled onto the floor shattering into a thousand pieces. Danny let out a frustrated sigh as he stared at the mess he made.Â
Before he could stand to clean up Alfred appeared by his side with a dustpan and broom and began cleaning it up, âare you still feeling unwell Master Daniel? Perhaps you should retire for the evening, I will attend to this mess.â Danny begrudgingly nodded his head and made his way out of the room.
He wasnât alone for long as Damian and Jazz tailed him out of the room.Â
âWhat was that? It looked like your spoon was going through your hand,â Jazz asked after they were a ways from the dinning room.
âJazz, honestly I donât know, it felt cold and then anything I tried holding fell through my hand.â Danny brushed his bangs away from his forehead and they dropped back into his face as he dropped his hands back down to his side.
The walk went silent after that, although it didnât stay for long as Danny felt the cooling sensation again but this time through his whole body, he let out a yelp as he felt his body sink into the floor.
Damian and Jazz looked at him with panic but as they grabbed at his arms or his hands to pull him back up they went through him just as the spoon and apparently the ground now.Â
He let out a panicked yell as the floor swallowed him whole, so now he was sinking further down further into the earth. What was going to happen to him? Would he ever find his way back up?
Thankfully he didnât have to wait long as the cooling sensation left and as gravity took hold of him again he fell. Apparently there was a cave under the manor and he was able to turn back into solid as he felt air again. There was no way he was surviving this, even with new weird powers now was when heâd get impaled by spikes right?
The cave was too dark to make out much but Danny thought he might have seen a computer with several monitors. That didnât matter now as he finally landed, and he grunted as he landed on a person who also grunted as having a teen land on you couldnât be the most comfortable.
He knew he was in big trouble when he realized who he landed on, âBatman??â
#dp x dc prompt#danny fenton#danny phantom#dp x dc#dc x dp#poor danny#new power shenanigans#Danny has trouble with a spoon#we've all been there#even if we don't remember#some of us maybe more than once#Danny thinks he's in huge trouble#Damian and Tim are panicking at the end#So is Jazz but a different kind of panic#Duke can tell there's something off with Danny's aura but it's not enough for him to mention it to anyone#constructive critism welcome#my asks are open#all my prompts are free to use#There was someone talking to Batman but Danny didn't notice#He sure will next part#this was a little rushed#I have another one I'm working on but I probably won't post is#I wanted to try my own version of Danny was experimented on and is now part monster#It would be crack treated seriously which seems to be the thing i write#enough of my ramblings#Danny's suffering is just beginning#but he'll have help
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DP x DC, revenant!Jason Todd
Shortly after meeting, Danny and Jason have a late night conversation about what it means to come back. 1281 words
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Danny woke groggily, in a dark place that he didn't recognize, and took a moment to get his bearings.
He felt the warning ache in his neck that came from being propped up against an arm rest. There were two sources of dim light in the roomâthe glow of city street lights, muffled behind a curtain, and the green eyes of the man whose lap Danny's feet were propped on.
Right. Danny hadnât meant to fall asleep on the revenantâsâon Jasonâsâcouch, but theyâd been talking for so long, he mustâve dozed off.
Jason had had so many questions, about ectoplasm, about the zone, about Dannyâs own experiences. Danny had done his best to clear up everything he could. A revenant may not be quite the same as he was, but still, it made Danny happy to be able to pass on his hard won knowledge and maybe save someone else a bit of the hurt and confusion that heâd gone through. It was what heâd always wished someone would do for him.
Jason was slumped into the couch, but he didnât look relaxed. Danny examined his still profile, cast in strange shadows by its own green glow, and wondered how long it had been since heâd moved.
Danny shifted slightly, purposefully producing the fabric sounds of a body against upholstery, to make sure Jason knew he was awake. No reaction. Danny gave him one more moment, then asked, âYou okay?â
Jason didnât look at him when he answered, âYou told me Iâm basically possessing my own corpse, and Iâm supposed to not be upset about that?â
Really, Danny shouldâve predicted something like that. How long had he spent, trying to pretend that death hadnât really touched him? It wasnât an easy thing to accept.
âWhatâs the difference between a body and a corpse?â Danny asked.
Jasonâs eyes snapped to Danny, their glow intensifying. âI am not dealing with riddle bullshit right now, I swear to-â
âNo, Iâm being serious,â Danny interrupted, pulling his feet from Jasonâs lap and sitting himself up. âThereâs one difference between a corpse and a living body, and thatâs that someone is living in it. Jasonââ he reached out, gripping one of Jasonâs hands in his ââyouâre alive. Thatâs what matters. The rest is details.â
Jasonâs shoulders bent inwards, his other hand raising to rub at his chest. âYou donât get it,â he said, quiet. âPeople donât just come back from what they did to me. It doesnât make any sense.â
âHowever you died, itâs not-â
Jason huffed an ugly sound, a short and bitter laugh that Danny hurt to hear. âIs it crazy that that isnât even what I was talking about? I meant after.â The motion on his chest was repetitive, like he was tracing something underneath his shirt, and Danny got the sinking feeling that he knew just what sort of scar it might be. âI was gone, okay? I was gone, and this body was still here. And they took it, and they cut it open and rummaged around inside to figure out what happened. Which isââ he cut off, sniffed, and Danny gripped his hand tighter ââwhich is stupid, right? Itâs not like it wasnât obvious.â His fingers twitched, and he continued, haltingly, âI mean, Iâve read the report. Pulled it off his stupid files. The smoke inhalation did me in. After everything that happened, it was the smoke.â
Jasonsâ hand pulled out of Dannyâs, and they both rose to cover his face, cutting off the glow while he curled in on himself even tighter. His voice was slightly muffled when he said, âAnd then they had to ship me home, right? So they bled me dry and pumped me full of formaldehyde, and they prettied me up so they could pretend I wasnât just some empty thing, and Bruce held the tiniest most depressing little funeral known to man and put my ass in the ground, and I had to wake up down there.â His words and his breaths were coming too quick, and Danny didnât know how to help. He didnât want Jason to stop, not when it seemed like he needed to say all of this, but he could see just how badly the revenant was hurting.
âBut you did wake up,â he whispered.
âWoke up in my own mutilated corpse!â Jason snarled. âEverything Iâve forgotten, and that memory is still crystal fucking clear! It stank in there, like death and vinegar and mud, and it was so small, and I couldnât even try to scream for help because they sewed my fucking mouth shutâ!â He broke off into a sob, and Danny couldnât stand it anymore, had to lean into Jasonâs side and wrap an arm around him as he shook with all the emotion he couldnât reign in.
âOkay,â Danny said. Not youâre okay, just okay. âOkay, so thatâs the most horrible thing Iâve ever heard, and I regularly hang out with a guy who wants to skin me.â
Jason sniffed. âWhat?â
âNevermind. Itâs just-â
âNo, I think we should go back to the skinning thing-â
âI just donât want you to let it define you,â Danny interrupted. âI did that. I got into my head about it, the whole âbeing deadâ thing, feeling like I wasâŚâ Danny gave himself a second, swallowed, âlike some sort of freak. A thing that didnât belong anywhere. But Iâm still alive, and youâre alive, and even if we werenât, it wouldnât matter, because weâre still here, and as long as youâre here you can find something thatâs worth staying for.â Danny rubbed what he hoped was a soothing pattern into Jasonâs admittedly impressive bicep.
Jason let out a sigh. âI must really be pathetic if youâve gotta pep talk me like that, huh?â he said, and Danny pretended not to see him wiping at his eyes. âSorry,â he added, âabout all this. Iâve got some shit I havenât dealt with, and this ârevenantâ stuff brought it up pretty bad.â
âI get it,â Danny said, and hoped Jason could tell how much he meant it.
Jason sighed again, heavy, like he was trying to release something else with his breath, and said, âIt still doesnât make any sense. Logically, I canât be alive. Where did my blood come from?â
Danny shrugged. âDo you have blood?â
âI definitely have blood. Iâve seen a lot of it.â
That gave Danny pause. âJust like, around?â he asked.
âYeah,â Jason said, deadpan. âIâve got a surplus, so I like to leave some here and there, make sure everyone gets a chance to appreciate it.â
âI have no idea how much youâre joking and it frightens me,â Danny told him.
âWeak,â Jason replied.
âAnyways, you gotta not think about it too much. The interdimensional goop is already logic-defying, and youâre mixing magic with it with your special soul willpower or something. Your brain will explode if you try to make it make sense.â
Jason huffed a little laugh, bouncing Danny on his shoulder, and this time it made him feel lighter. âCan I just say that I hate that Iâm full of interdimensional goop?â
âValid,â Danny said.
Even without looking at Jason, Danny could tell that he just rolled his eyes by the way the soft green light moved.
Danny had his ear pressed to Jasonâs shoulder, feeling his warmth, and if he focused, he could just make out the revenantâs pulse. Personally, Danny thought it was pretty cool to be full of magic and goop and blood. Much cooler than Danny, who was way more science goop than magic goop. Theyâd have to compare notes on that sometime.
Maybe Jason would come around to it.
#not me writing a short piece that heavily relies on my own headcanons and never explaining them#it wasn't supposed to be like this guys it was gonna be a little easily digestible text post but they just kept talking#i just wanted the 'what's the difference between a body and a corpse' bit and then next thing you know i'm googling embalming practices#bit that I didn't manage to fit in: 'Jason you're allowed to be mad that somebody stole your blood.'#'Like. They didn't know you were gonna need it. But you get to be mad anyway.'#don't worry about that stuff about jason's soul being magic. it is though. that's why he can get swords out of it.#pit rage is technically not mentioned in this fic but also Jason's eyes are doing the thing the whole time#so make of that what you will#dpxdc#dp x dc#dc#batfam#jason todd#danny phantom#danny fenton#revenant jason todd#my writing#could be friendship could be preslash I think it's legitimately ambiguous#i just really like gentle little intimacies i guess#okay maybe i will tag the ship#dead on main
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Day 5 - Lazy...
cozy hours.... u////u) ⼠⼠âĽ
(+ bonus undercut)
@sansxyouweek
without the front stuff bc i subtly worked for that sans booty//////
#undertale#sans#undertale sans#sansxyouweek2023#han#han x skellie#oc#oc x canon#collab#you didn't think just cuz i was busy with the poll I wouldn't post anything for sans x you week did you?#WRONG#this is one my favourite and most anticipated day >///<) ⼠âĽ#bc of this drawing specifically!!!////#remember a while ago i said i collabed with my friend... yeah... this drawing was actually done last week#my friend (who doesn't want to be mentioned or credited :'DD) did the sketch and I edited it linearted colored and made the bg!!#i put all of my heart into it bc I love it sm >///////<#it's incredibly rare for me to work on a proper han x skellie drawing like this >///>#so.... aaaaaaaahhh >///< ⼠âĽ#my heart is going to burst!!!!
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As promised, there it is ! 17k words lighthearted NikPrice fic <3 These two have been circling around each other for twenty years and are finally doing something about it.
Summary: Things have been different between John Price and Nikolai as of late. The two men have always been close, but something changed. Now, Price is forced to go on medical leave after a disaster of a mission. Nikolai offers a fishing trip, something he knows his favorite captain enjoys, a nice way to relax, and maybe let their relationship evolve.
#Nikprice#cod nikolai#nikolai cod#john price#captain price#captain john price#nikolai x price#cod#okay WOOOO it's posted#oh I'm stressed out about this one#Sometimes I think my 15 yo self would lose their mind if they saw me write entire stories in another language#anyway I like older men acting like teenage boys around each other#it's pretty lighthearted but there is some talk of homophobia / internalized homophobia so just watch out for this#also alas the sleeping bag action didn't stay in the sleeping bag as long as I thought it would ..........#my writing#oh also I should mention that this isn't my main headcanon for them#and I do picture Price to be older than his canon age#for fun
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Diabolik Lovers More, Blood Vol.3 Mukami Ruki Stellaworth Tokuten Bromide & Short Story Paper
Originally, these were tokutens you'd get for buying Ruki's CD through the Stellaworth store. Nowadays you might find them sold at flea markets or second hand stores. The story is written from Ruki's POV, and takes place right after the ending of his CD, with him and Yui still on the rooftop.
Enjoy the angst (*ęŚŕş´ęłęŚŕşľ)d
(Don't repost anywhere!)
#my ramblings are at the bottom of the tags this time for anyone interested dhdjfj#dialovers#diabolik lovers#diahell#ruki mukami#yui komori#ruki x yui#mb ruki x yui#more blood#short story#diabolik lovers official art#mine#this actually made me a bit sad ;_;#now that i think about it ruki's early stories are all more or less angsty#which checks out#the man himself basically says outright (in DF i think) that he didn't know what happiness felt like before he met and fell in love with Yu#and he also mentions (can't remember where exactly) that he used to wish he had simply died as a human#that he saw no real meaning in his âsecond lifeâ#so yes. he was in a very dark place emotionally at the start of the franchise#which is why his later routes/CDs/stories warm my heart so dang much#just the difference in his outlook and demeanor aughh. fuck. the feels fffffgdgdg *cries*#i am so normal about this man#speaking of which...the upcoming rukiyui story (which will be posted on friday whoooo!) is so fucking good omg#definitely one of my new faves#so look forward to that on friday ((o(*^â^*)o)) can't wait to share it!#oh and the 9 other stories as well ig sgdg#they're kind of already fading from my awareness though cuz they're not rukiyui :p
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GIW made a lot of mistakes and the biggest one was going against Young Justice part 2
part one is here
@whimsicalchaosgarden you asked to be tagged, sorry it took so long
Trigger warnings: mentions of experimentation and dehumanization (tell me if there is more appropriate way of phrasing it)
âSo,â Robin started, taking the voice recorder out of his utility belt. âIt'll probably be best if we get an explanation while making an accident report. This way we get it all over soonerâ
Everyone agreed with this idea, standing in the loose circle in the debriefing area to make it all feel more serious. They had limited time before the next batch of cookies needed to be taken out of the oven and there was no way they all wouldn't devolve into chaos when it happened. Mâgann knew from experience.Â
To make sure they wouldn't take too long and cookies wouldn't turn on the fire alarm (again) both she and Danny set a timer.
In the meantime they had to learn who actually attacked them earlier.
âPhantom do the honorsâ
Danny froze for a moment, looking like deer caught in the headlight before he asked in a bit squeaky voice:
âHow do I make an accident report?â
âJust say what happened but make it sound fancy,â Artemis explained.Â
âMake a mission report and we'll fix it along the way,â Kaldur proposed.
âAnswer âWhen? Where? Who was involved? What happened? What have you done about it?â without excessive use of puns to avoid Bat-lectureâ Robin helped, already in handstand.
âBat-lecture? Really Rob?â
âSo it's like lab report liteâ Danny said before Robin did anything more than squawk indignantly âAlright, I can do it. Do you have any set phrase to start? And which accident report is it, in the database?"
â44th⌠How about â[Hero name], reportâ? Sounds serious enough.â
Everyone agreed, so after a moment of silence Kaldur did the honors.
âPhantom, reportâ
Danny straightened, rolling his shoulders back and locked his eyes in the middle distance. It was a bit eerie how fast he went from relaxed and goofy to almost emotionless statue. Mâgann wished to never encounter it again, thank you very much.
âIncident report no. 45 made by Young Justice member Phantom, regarding an attack from earlier today, 26th April 20XX. The Young Justice Team, later referred to as the Team, went on a trip to an amusement park staying currently in the city of Happy Harbour. It was an activity meant to strengthen interpersonal relationships within the Team, previously green-lit by Red Tornado. Every member was in civilian attire as per protocol. Around 3:15 PM, after two and a half hours, the Team were disturbed by a group of ten armed people, recognized by member Phantom as belonging to Ghost Investigation Ward, colloquially known as GIW or Guys In White because of their uniforms. Later in the report the organization will be referred to as the GIW. Two shots were fired by the assailants, targeting but not reaching member Phantom. Members of the GIW were hostile but with use of humor and threat of legal actions, the Team managed to diffuse the situation before it endangered passerbys. Despite direct attack, none of the Team membersâ identities were compromised. Assailants left the confrontation with belief that Phantom left his ectoplasmic signature on an unrelated civilian. Agents refused to admit they were working for the GIW since its operations break a couple of laws of the state Rhode Island. Because of that, their appearance was reported to local law enforcement and taken care of. No injuries or damage to the city infrastructure were sustained other than two burns in the asphalt in the place of confrontation. Required follow-up with local law enforcement in civilian attire as victims of assault. End of reportâ Danny sighed, easing back into a more natural position. âThis good?â he asked, with a sheepish smile.
âPerfectâ
âHow are you so good at reporting? You didnât even know what to do a second ago? Thatâs just unfairâ
âI used to write my parentâs lab reports. Itâs pretty similar in formâ
âLab-â
âFollow-up to the report only, Kid-Flash,â Robin interrupted âPhantom. elaborate on who were the assailantsâ
Danny stepped back from himself again.
âGIW is a ghost hunting organization supported and accredited by the state government in Illinois, legally operating also in states Wisconsin and Ohio. Their goal is to catch and examine ecto-entities to learn more about their biology and ways to obliterate them. Obviously their plans for experimentation donât include consideration of ghostsâ well-beingâ
âDamn, thatâs messed upâ
âThey wouldn't catch a blob ghost if they tried,â Danny shrugged, though something was wrong with the gesture. She wasn't sure though, so she moved on.
âThen why were you scared?â Mâgann pressed on instead.
âMy parents⌠are, you know, prominent ghost hunters so when GIW opened we all got a tour around the whole building. The lab was⌠it made me imagine things I wished I had never thought aboutâ
âThey have labs? Like evil labs?â Robin perked up like a kid who just heard that Christmas came early. âHow could you hide it from us?!â he added, falling to hang on Danny's shoulder. He twirled a bit to catch the left one even though before he stood on halfaâs right side. Dramatic as always âConner, we have a birthday gift for you!â
âWhat does GIWâs lab have to do with my birthday?â
âThe potential!â Robin yelled, straightening for a better effect.
Everyone started laughing. Well, everyone other than Conner who just looked at them confused.
âHe probably wants to storm another lab, bring up nostalgia of our first meeting,â Kaldur calmed down just enough to explain.
âTell me you wouldn't like to punch an evil scientist,â Wally added, almost dropping to the floor.Â
âThis does sound niceâ
âAnd THIS is exactly the reason why I haven't told you all. Thanks for spoiling my surprise Rob,â Danny lied, though he did his best to sound truthful. He even projected some false mirth.
It would take much more to trick Mâgann though. She abruptly stopped laughing.
âYou're lying. Why actually haven't you told us?â she demanded maybe a little too harshly, but she was worried. Everyone froze for a moment, before turning to look at Danny.
âThey're all bark no bite, and aim worse than Stormtroopersâ, so I haven't considered them important enough to reportâ
Other's didnât know, of course, but Mâgann knew just how terrified Danny was during the confrontation and how echoes of that fear soured air around him even hours later.
Everyone did realize this explanation was a tone of bullshit though.Â
Apparently incredulous stares were enough of the response.
âYou and the Justice League have more important things to deal with than some shitty local lawsâ
âBullshit again,â Artemis burst her lips âThis is exactly what Justice League is forâ
âI already found people to help me lobby against themâ
âAnd why aren't we on the list?âÂ
Danny fell silent, not looking anyone in the eyes, which was quite a feat considering they had him in a half circle. Mâgann considered moving to his side to show her support. Stare down like that had to be quite stressful.
Why not actually. She stepped closer, and drew him in the loose side hug. Danny tensed, which wasn't abnormal for him. He usually relaxed in about thirty seconds, if he didn't, she'd let go.
âI didn't expect them to breach the containmentâŚâ
âEach of these lies is worse, you know? Like, insulting our intelligence level of worse,â Artemis interrupted once more, pinning him with her eyes alone âGive us truth or stop talkingâ
Danny raised his head to look back at Artemis and mimed zipping his mouth shut and throwing the key away.Â
âReally?â
Boy just shrugged, not breaking eye contact.
âAlright, let's move on to the next question, how did it get approved in the first place?â Wally interrupted, waving his hand between them. They both shook off like dogs fresh out of water.
âCouldn't you wait five more seconds until I won?âÂ
âHa! You wish Artemis. Though you could give us a momentâ
âI gave you literal agesâ
Danny snorted âSorry, I keep forgetting how impatient you areâ
âOh shut up, my brain is just faster than yours, you slowpokesâ
âSure, sureâ
âHe made a good point,â Kaldur said âThis shouldnât even pass. And even if, youâre legally a Metaâ
âNormal ghosts arenât and halfas being a thing is not exactly common knowledge among the livingâ
âIâll never get used to this distinctionâ
âI believe in you, Robâ
âWhat about âExtraterrestrial, extradimensional and otherwise previously unincludedâ Optional Protocol to the âInternational Covenant on Civil and Political Rightsâ?â
âOh my god Conner, youâre the only person to say the whole name everâ
âHey!â
âIt all comes down to the definition of the ghost and the fact that Alien addition uses sentience and sapience as a ground to give anyone said rights. And also, US signed it but didnât ratify it soâŚâ
âIsnât it same thing?â
âNope. I thought so too, but apparently signing anything means nothing unless itâs also ratified, so Iâm kinda fucked. Canât even get the UN to frown at them disapprovingly, because officially, nothing was agreed to. And you know, even if they ratified it, ecto-scientists conducted enough research to prove we arenât sapient enough to have these rights anyway. Just most of the states didnât need to make a law out of itâ
âThatâs rough buddyâ
âAre you really quoting Avatar at me right now? Really Artemis?â
âYesâ
âWasnât Avatar this movie with blue people? I donât think they said that thereâ
Mâgann wasnât quite sure why human members seemed to be appalled by the question.
âWeâre going to fix that later-â
âWhat exactly is there to be fixed, because I feel like weâre talking about to different thingsâ
â- but for now can we go back to the whole âghosts have no rights in Illinoisâ thingâ Robin continued, completely ignoring Connerâs questions.
âIllinois, Wisconsin and Ohio. There are portals to the Zone in two of these states. GIW already tried to send nuke through one of themâ
âHow Americana of them,â Kaldur muttered.
âIf you have another insane tidbit about them, please share it all now. My mind canât utilize any more revelations like thatâ
âI handled it, donât worryâ
âSomeone tried to nuke literal AfterlifeâŚâ
âYup, get on the schedule Kid Flash. Youâre supposed to be fastâ
Mâgann knocked her arm into his, kinda as a âdonât be meanâ message. Danny kinda tensed, but soon relaxed back and moved his head as if he wanted to lay it on her shoulder. Excitement of the day was clearly catching up to him.
Mâgann wouldnât be mad if he did laid his head there.
âWhy do we learn about it just now?â
âI wrote the report, not my fault you havenât read itâ
âCanât fault us for assuming weâd know every important thing from your endless bitching!â
Danny straightened and laughed, in this horrible humorless way that made Mâgann want to claw at her brain until she couldnât hear or sense any of it.
Instead, she brought her other hand up and just held him tighter.
Thankfully the whole spectacle didnât last long.
âItâs cute that you think I bitch about anything importantâ
âPhantomâŚâ
âDonât Phantom me right now. Even if by some miracle they managed to send the missile to the Zone, it most likely wouldnât have worked. Theyâre mostly just a joke.â
âThey managed to shot you. Right upper arm or shoulderâ
âDonât deny it, weâve seen you wince when I leaned on you and when Mâgann hugged youâ
Martian tried to let go hearing that, but Danny held her in place. She stayed where she was but carefully moved her hand away from the slightly damp area on his shirt. She suddenly caught on everything that was wrong with him, now that she knew to look for it.
âI got worse from the hand of my houseâs security systemâ
âYou⌠understand that itâs⌠like⌠way worse, right?â
âYou donât know life until you hear threats of dissection against your alter ego after stopping death ray with bowl of cereal,â he said, relaxing more into her side again. He sounded absolutely exhausted.
âDo you want to move in here? Until we deal with this whole GIW and assorted mess?â she said instead. Conner nodded, surprisingly eager to share the space that he considered somewhat sacred.
âNope, Iâm good, Iâm needed thereâ
âYou could Zeta- yeah, no, nevermind, it wasnât good idea. But we could make it workâ
âYou still should-â
âItâs fine. I mean, I have it handled and it doesnât affect that many people. And weâre working on it. Itâs fineâ
âIt really is not,â Conner growled.
âYou need your arm patched upâ Mâgann demanded, ignoring previous conversation, with eyes still fixed on the blood that stained her forearm. She shouldâve destroyed at least Operative K.
âI bandaged it upâ
âIt soaked through then. Letâs go to medââ
Loud shrill interrupted her, because of course it did.
âOh, look, convenient distraction! Letâs take the cookies out before they get burned!â
âWeâll talk about it tomorrow,â Mâgann stated in a way that allowed no argument âYouâre getting away for now only because Iâm holding most of your weight right nowâ
âSure we will. And I can stand on my own, thank you very muchâ
âIâve heard many lies today and this might be the worst of them. Weâre going to Medbay as soon as the cookies are outâ
âYouâve got it bossâ
#non-human being who [insert criteria that would be wide enough but also exculde Krypto for example]#also have these rights#dpxdc#dp x dc#dc x dp#dcxdp#it's been a while huh?#ALMOST HALF A YEAR?!#the funniest thing is I had this part written when I posted the first one I just wante one more as a back up#and then I rewrote this like three times insteas because I felt like it was getting too serious too fast#i wanted to keep the 'crack treated almost seriously' vibes for a little longer but they just didn't want to be kept#part after that is in theory written but now too has to be heavily rewritten#anyway on more plot related topics#as you can see#I made up an international document#during my studies I brushed against an international law mostly focused on human rights so while I wouldn't call it an expretise I know smt#I believe UN in DC universe would make a document that includes all non-human people runing around and the easiest way I found was#to make an Optional Protocol to the âInternational Covenant on Civil and Political Rightsâ that Conner mentioned#this is first of two convenants and it's basicly âpeople deserve to not be killed or tortured and believe what they wantâ document#the second one is âInternational Convenant on Economic Social and Cultural rightâ; basically âpeople deserve fair pay healthcare and school#I think the optional protocol would be#I can try explaining it more in depth if someone asks#i know there is a difference between ratifying and signing an international treaty#but i barely understand how it works in Polish law so im not trying to figure out US one#its whole other law system (Poland uses continental law while US uses common law I can explain the difference if someone asks)#anyway#(almost) New Years fic special#part two of five#wandixx writes#have a nice day dear stranger who got to this part
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DPxDC requested prompt (#7)
(@bearerofendlesspain You know... Only after writing this whole thing do I realize that I had read this prompt wrong... WHOOPS! I read it as "Poison Ivy and Tucker are eating blood blossoms to extinction." and not as what was likely intended which seems to have been more along the lines of... "Batman rogue: Poison Ivy. Conflict: Tucker is eating blood blossoms to extinction." ... Which in this particular context are way, WAAAAAY different ideas! I could have saved myself a lot of distress if I had read it correctly... >.> But ah well! Whoops! Hope you enjoy this anyway! Thinking about a plant going extinct like this was quite distressing for me to write! :D)
"Hey. Thanks for helping me out with this, Tuck. And you know... For keeping all of this a secret from Sam." Danny smiled in appreciation to Tucker as they began to break ground with their shovels. "She would probably HATE what we're doing right now!"
"Yeah, of course, dude! It's no problem at all. The more we get rid of these blood blossoms here in Amity Park, the better it is for you and all of the ghosts in the area! Besides, I never want to even think about having to eat another one of these things ever again!" Tucker shivered at the memory of having to eat blood blossoms to save Danny and Sam's lives.
With that, the two got to work killing the bush of blood blossoms. They were digging to expose the roots so they could tear the plant from the ground whole. That made things easier when they would shove the entirety of the plant into a plastic garbage bag along with the other blood blossom bushes they had already uprooted. Once they were done with this area, they would take all of the bushes they had uprooted over the course of the day and bring them to an incinerator where they would destroy the plant- burning the flowers, stems, roots, and seeds all in one fell swoop. They had to make certain to destroy the whole plant, including the roots and seeds, just to make sure that there was no chance of the bush growing back from just its roots or more bushes getting planted in their place. They had been making good progress in wiping out the blood blossoms in this area. They just had a few more to uproot here and they could move on to the next area! They had been at this for months and were getting pretty close to their goal of exterminating blood blossoms in the whole of Amity Park!
But just as they were pulling this bush from the ground, a beautiful red-haired woman started charging towards them. "What do you think you're doing!???" she roared. The woman was clearly frantic.
Danny and Tucker glanced to one another. "Removing a bush...?" Danny answered, not certain what was going on.
"'Removing a bush' ... Alright, kids, stop what you're going and step away from that 'bush' right now!" She demanded. And while Danny complied, letting go of the plant and backing away, Tucker didn't and instead began to haul the shrub from the ground.
"Come on, lady. We're just removing some weeds. This isn't anything to freak out over." Tucker turned to roll his eyes at the woman where Danny could see but she couldn't.
"A 'weed'? A 'WEED'!!? You really don't have any idea what you're doing do you!? Do you even know what these 'weeds' are!?" The woman was obviously distressed, and growing more agitated by the moment.
Tucker let out a flippant breath. "They're blood blossoms, duh."
"Yes. And this specific species of blood blossoms are native and endemic to the Amity Park area!"
"Okay...? So what?" Tucker wasn't entirely certain what she was talking about.
"And they're an endangered species!"
"Oh... I- I didn't know!" Danny swore, suddenly feeling bad about what he and Tucker had been doing.
"So?" Meanwhile, Tucker had the opposite reaction. "What are you, a botanist or something? Who cares if these blood blossoms go extinct?"
"Yes. I am a botanist..." Danny was watching as the horror on the woman's face was slowly turning into fury.
"Tucker...? I think that you should just leave the plant alone..." Danny cautiously advised.
"What!? After all the work we've put into killing off all of these stupid flowers? Now you're starting to sound like Sam! We've been at this months! No way I'm stopping now!"
"MONTHS!???" That was the absolute last straw. These children have been exterminating these poor, defenseless, endangered plants for months!? Dr. Pamela Isley- more famously known as Poison Ivy- had heard enough. These boys were going to pay. "You might not care about these flowers dying, but I do! The land- The Green does! You need biodiversity in order to have a healthy ecosystem, and these flowers play an important role in that! You can't just go around, carelessly digging up and killing innocent, endangered plants without there being... Consequences."
#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dpxdc prompts#dc x dp#tucker foley#danny fenton#poison ivy#pamela isley#For the record if Tucker was eating them it would only be out of obligation because Danny asked him to.#I purposefully didn't mention whether Ivy's skin is green here or not. If she has the green skin and the plant controlling powers#just pretend that she's wearing makeup to make her skin look normal because she knew that she was going outside of Gotham.#People in Gotham usually don't question it but people outside of it certainly do!#Also Ivy is DEFINITELY going to kill them. Maybe not right now but rest assured she will poison Tucker eventually.#Also I am SO sorry for making Tucker into such a villain in these! It's not intentional I swear!#I like Tucker just fine! PLEASE give me a request where he can be the voice of reason!#Good luck to the kids tho lol
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"The Haircut" Edmund's and Regulus' first kiss for @futurequibblerjournalist
âYouâll have to ask Avery,â Evan quipped, barely holding back his laughter.
âNo,â Regulus replied sharply. âHeâll never agree to help me.â
âOh, but youâre so charming. Iâm sure youâll think of something,â Evan said, not even glancing up from his book, his smirk now fully visible.
âThere has to be someone else.â
âReg, I hate to admit it, but the only person who cares as much about his hair as your brother is Edmund.â
Regulus let out a loud, dramatic sigh.
âI hate that he was right,â he muttered, almost inaudibly, though Evan still heard him.
âWho was?â
âFucking Avery,â Regulus spat, and Evan arched a brow, urging him to elaborate. âHe made some uncouth remark about the length of my hair. Unfortunately, his observation was correct.â
âIs that why youâve had a stick up your ass all day? Because Edmund âmamaâs boyâ Avery didnât like your hair?â
Regulus buried his face in his hands and nodded. While Evan seemed thoroughly amused by this reaction, Regulus was clearly frustrated with himself.
âI honestly cannot understand why you keep caring about what he thinks.â
âI donât,â Regulus replied dryly, though not convincingly.
âGo fix your hair, Reg.â
Finding Edmund wasnât difficult. Regulus knew exactly where heâd beâsitting on the same sofa, in what seemed to have been his designated cushion since their first year, reading whatever pretentious author he had in rotation.
Regulus walked directly toward him, feeling ridiculous. He knew Edmund would tell him to piss off. It was a waste of time to even attempt toâ
âIâll do it.â
Regulusâ spiraling thoughts were abruptly interrupted. He hadnât even realized he was already standing in front of Edmund until the boy spoke directly to himâor rather, at him.
âYou donât even know what I was about to say.â
âDonât insult me, baby Black. Thereâs only one reason youâd march up here, lost in thought, and head in my directionâto request my assistance in fixing your precarious hairstyle.â
âCalling it precarious when it simply needs maintenanceââ
âDonât interrupt me, or I wonât help you.â
Regulus couldnât believe the sheer lack of basic politeness Edmund displayed. âFine.â
âI thought a Black would have better manners.â
Regulus scoffed and bowed mockingly. âMy most sincere gratitude, Mr. Avery Jr.â
Surprisingly, he caught the faintest curve forming at the edge of Edmundâs lips.
He followed Edmund to his dormitory, which looked exactly as he had imagined (not that he often thought about Edmundâs room). It was meticulously organized, adorned with a few decor pieces that were undoubtedly family heirlooms, and featured a chair whose worn cushion betrayed frequent use.
âSit on the edge of the bed while I gather my supplies,â Edmund instructed.
Regulus complied. What unsettled him wasnât sitting on the bed where Edmund slept, but the unexpected ease he felt in that space.
When Edmund returned, he carried a leather roll-up tool bag, which he laid neatly on the table beside him. Regulus watched attentively as Edmund carefully examined the contents. He found himself holding his breathânot consciously, but because Edmundâs precision was oddly calming.
âYou are not to mock me, baby Black,â Edmund warned.
âI wasnât going to,â Regulus replied, his tone genuinely earnest.
For the first time since theyâd entered the dorm, Edmund looked at him directly. His eyes seemed to search Regulusâ face for any trace of hidden amusement his tone might have concealed. But Regulusâ sincerity held steady. Edmundâs gaze softened, just briefly, before he turned back to his tools and selected a pair of scissors.
Edmund pulled the chair next to his bed and sat directly in front of Regulus. Regulusâ breath hitched when their knees brushedâhad they ever been this close before? And had Edmund always smelled this good?
He felt a wave of dizziness as Edmundâs thumb gently tilted his chin, holding his face in place while his other hand moved through his curls. Regulus glanced at him in panic, but it quickly became clear that Edmund was unaffected by the closeness. His focus was entirely on Regulusâ hair, his expression calm and meticulous.
âI promise Iâll be quick,â Edmund said softly.
Regulus swallowed hard, an uncomfortable feeling bubbling inside him as he realized he didnât want this proximity to end.
âItâs okay,â Regulus managed to say.
Edmund had been rightâit was quick, but it wasnât rushed. Regulus watched in quiet awe as Edmund worked with care, his movements deliberate and precise, almost reverent.
âCan you look up for a moment?â Edmund asked, tilting Regulusâ face upward. Then, without warning, he blew softly against Regulusâ lips.
Has it been this hot the entire time? Regulus thought, his pulse quickening.
âAll done.â
Edmundâs hands lingered on Regulusâ face but he was no longer looking at his hair, his gaze was fixed Regulusâ lips. He slowly lowered his hand but Regulus was already reaching for his wrist, pleading for Edmund to not deprive him from his touch.Â
For a boy whose words were always sharp, his touch was disarmingly softâgentler than anything Regulus had ever known. For a moment, Regulus was filled with courage, still holding Edmundâs wrist he lifted it slightly and pressed a kiss against the thumb that had rested his chin just moments ago.Â
Edmund softly moved his hand to cup Regulusâ face, first brushing his lips, and tracing a path towards his cheeks. When Regulusâ newfound bravery faltered, it was Edmund who closed the distance.
His lips were tender, curious, pressing against Regulus asking him to kiss him back. And so he did, Regulusâ hands reached Edmund's waist and pulled him closer, wanting to taste more, to feel more, more, more, more.Â
Edmund drew back slightly, but Regulusâ greedy mouth wouldnât let him. For now, nothing else matteredânot their parents, not their friends, not whatever waited outside those walls. Edmundâs hand dropped from Regulusâ face and tangled into his hair, tugging gently.
Regulus chuckled, âYou just fixed it.â
âI donât care,â Edmund blurted before kissing him again.
#okay sooooo#one day alexander mentioned this man#and i didn't know who he was#and then the more he talked about him the more i realized#he's just as pretentious as regulus#and not only that !!!#but a loser#so here it is dad#wisestar#regulus arcturus black#edmund x regulus#edmund avery jr#marauders era#rab#regulus black#edmund avery#slytherin skittles#marauders
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Omg hi Ms. Yellow Caballero big fan of your work <3 For real though, I'm really excited that your sharing the Weekenders, it was a joy to read and I'm bongocat-ing now that others also get the privilege to read it as well.
Referencing your tags, would you please elaborate of ableism in fandom and, like you said, how fandom treats characters with unpalatable disabilities?
Hi Ms. Bud Lite I'm a big fan of you <3
TL;DR A fear of writing characters of highly marginalized identities shields you from criticism and discomfort, but it's actively stigmatizing to people of these identities and as a writer you really need to get over yourself and write The Icky People.
I guess I'll come out swinging on this one and say that fandom doesn't like severe mental illness. (As a note, when I say severe mental illness (SMI) I mean illnesses such as psychotic disorders, bipolar disorder, substance use disorders, personality disorders, etc)
Obviously, nobody likes people w/SMI. It's just insanely egregious in fandom to me, since fanfic writers absolutely love writing characters or HC characters with depression, anxiety, or a specific variety of PTSD That Isn't Scary. People actively reject any character HCs for a SMI. When people write a character with SMI, they nicely downplay it, ignore it, substitute it for a disorder they like better, or rewrite it. It's completely untolerated, in both headcanons and in fanfiction, and every time I bring it up I always get the most interesting reasons why somebody couldn't possibly acknowledge a character's SMI in their writing. I've heard all of these:
"I don't know enough about the disorder to write it accurately." Do research.
"I'm not X, so I can't really depict it." You probably aren't a cis white man, but you depict those guys just fine.
"It feels insulting to the character." There is no shame in having a SMI.
"I can't understand what it's like, so it's better to be cautious and avoid giving characters stigmatized identities." There are LOTS of experiences that you'll never understand because you've never had them - you just don't want to write anything you're uncomfortable with. People with SMI make you uncomfortable, and you don't want to write anything that makes you feel uncomfortable, or think of a comfort character in an uncomfortable way. SMIs are marginalized differently than solely depression/anxiety/The Nice PTSD, and by refusing to write them you're actively contributing to the stigma.
I think (?) I've spoken in the past about how I believe that the rigorous external and internal policing of writing people of marginalized identities is actively harmful towards efforts to increase diversity of experience and background in fiction. A lot of fanfiction writers are just terrified to write people who they can't directly relate with, because they're worried 'they'll get it wrong' and be Big Cancelled. I think this is negative enough when it prevents people from going outside of their comfort zone, but on a macro level I think this results in people refusing to write characters of marginalized identities as all. It's an insidious thought process, and it's reflected in people's unwillingness to diversity their writing or acknowledge canon diversity.
'Well, I don't understand what it's like to be Black, so I don't want to write Black people'. 'I want to project on this character, so I only want to write them with mental illnesses and identities I have'. 'If I write a marginalized character incorrectly people will yell at me, so I won't write a marginalized character who's marginalized differently than me at all'. Can you imagine writing a lesbian character with a boyfriend because 'you feel uncomfortable writing lesbian experiences'? It's blatantly homophobic. But people do that with disability and race/ethnicity ALL THE TIME.
People with SMI notice that you feel uncomfortable with them. It's obvious. They notice when a character has a SMI + anxiety, and you only write their anxiety. They notice when a character displays symptoms of a SMI in canon, but you write it out. And POC notice when the characters of color are written out. I know we all like to project on the blorbos and relate to them, and in the joys of your own head do whatever, but as a writer if you only stick to identities you're comfortable with you are actively being a worse writer. Which to me is the REAL sin lmfao.
#my asks#thanks for enabling me lizzy if i didn't get this out i would have just vagued for the rest of time#even just beyond all of this on a more subtle lvl. HC people with SMI cowards. just do it. its good for you.#the two times me/a close friend have proposed on a fandom server "hey I read X as having a SUD/being on the schizophrenic spectrum'#there was actual fascinating pushback and rejection#people got MAD.#'blorbo wouldn't be an alcoholic he's not a bad person :(' fuck off#i dont use the word often but its ableism and you can be mentally ill and still ableist#if you dont feel educated enough on something to write it then do research#and while research wont give you everything it's a start#if you feel like you can only write people just like you then frankly? skill issue#i mentioned that the last fic was a bit of a spite fic - well#it was scientifically fascinating how the majority of a fandom wrote/acknowledged a character as depressed and anxious#but actively got incredibly defensive when someone suggested that the psychotic character may have had a psychotic disorder#it was so blatant. very annoying. anyway.
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CAUSE THIS IS THRILLER (bark), THRILLER (bark) NIGHT
Usopp's outfit is so funny for reals
He got the whole squad laughing
Luffy enablers at it again.... (Robin.... I know.....)
The humor panels so far have been so good!!! God this arc is so funny
HE SAID ITâźď¸âźď¸
They look like birds đđ
It's just too good... luffy taking cerberus and zombies what can't he do
It's just banger after banger what can I say
Franky feeling for other people because of his guilt complex and sanji lying through his teeth and pulling out the women excuse to seem unaffected... yeah
Look at them.... look how they ate
Omg joyboy reference?? (No)
Sanji is rubbing off on usopp.... also chopper noticing that is sogeking's weapon akdhaksjak
ANOTHER SLAY!!!!!
Their priorities: I'm not strong enough, there isn't enough food, and nami isn't here
Franky going from wanting to kill brook for his jokes to making a joke like his after he hears his backstory... exactly (Robin was already enabling him before the backstory even fdagjsfha)
Sanji is altering his body and actually being on fire to communicate to us how fucking mad he is..... I need more of him going insane I do I do
My god what is he doing ALDJALAJALA
AHSAHAHQHAH THEY ARE THE SAME!!! naaah sanji wouldn't force a woman to be his wife
You cant see me but I am nodding my head in agreement over and over
You don't understand he altered his body to communicate to us how mad he is. He inploded himself and then reconstituted again. Those germa 66 genes are insane
You tell em usopp!!!! The first of many girls you've scared into defeat!!! Akdjqknql
Zoro zombie regressed to not trusting robin akdjaks he's still in there
ROBI-CHO SUPLEX??? HELL YEAAAAAH
There is zosa- [GUNSHOT GUNSHOT GUNSHOT GUNSHOT]
Super frapper gong.... he is doing combo shots with frobin... omg.... parents....
Everything is so fun I'm having such a good time reading.... and then zosan angst like damn I am being fed well here
#in the anime the guys didn't say they wanted to die aldjlajala for the kids luffy just wants to turn into a clam#thriller bark is so funny.... 'worst arc' my ass.... it's funny as hell and then we get zosan angst. best thing ever#same with skypiea but there we got really nice relationships betwen characters and nolan x calgara homoeroticism for the ages#and LORE for the ages. not like the kuma incident won't be talked about in the history books but yeah#everyone calling absalom perv salom... yeah#sanji in that fucking penguin never gets old.... also HELLO LOLA#moira fought against kaido and lost akdjsksnks is that why he became a warlord? just like whitebeard defeated crocodile?? out of spite??#also what is the land of ice where moira got oars? he also mentioned it before too... i thot he was referring to ryuma so it was wano but n#the legend of the continent puller who built a nation of villains.... okay okay oars....#oars was killed 500 years ago.... âď¸âď¸ this somehow feels important bc of its closeness to the void century etc#zombie luffy oars wanting sanjis food.... đŹđŹđŹ of course.....#oars luffy maintaining his dream... yeah yeah. also namis outfits for this arc are so sickening.... i miss them already#the zombie generals being at absalom's wedding... thats so funny..#luffy oars is so funny aldjslsn just making himself a hat and steering his giant ship... of course#you guys think they are going to make sanji mad about the clear clear fruit in the opla or completely ignore it bc his reasoning is bad#like it makes sense with the wci backstory it does but that would be spoilers lmao. so its either he wants to peep on women or nothing#i love the greek chorus of the two zombies telling the audience how they are both as bad in that regard. amazing#did ryuma use french for his attack.... there is zosan everywhere for tho-[GUNSHOTS]#zombie ryuma's design is also cool as hell.... his blood is literally fire.... come on now....#also zoro says he wants to act like this fight didnt happen... is that why he says fuck all in wano to hiyori? damn. he said i put shame#in you and your country but i will keep it quiet bc you gave me a cool sword and fight and i am actually so honorable. thats him yeah...#zombie zoro and sanji remaining tfait being that they hate (love fighting) each other... there is zosa-[GUNSHOT GUNSHOT GUNSHOT]#i forgot how much oars destroyed them... after enies lobby they seem untouchable but without their captain there... the gears are turning..#also btw i cannot believe im gonna get an answer about why the skypieans and the shandians have wings. thats insane#i am enjoying luffy oars so much it is so fun. trying to enjoy it bc i know i won't be laughing anymore once sabaody kicks in.... fuck me..#usopp and franky wanting to wait for luffy to beat oars down but zoro and sanji know... and they will KNOW soon enough....#i forgor kuma asked about ace to nami... what is going on. kuma coming from the warlord meeting too.... did he want to warn him??#he wanted to inform moria about balckbeard becoming a warlord omg here we go.... also moria being racist towards kuma hello???#and he strictly follows the government.... until here bc he lets luffy go.... christ.... he asks about ace bc he knew what blackbeard did..#reading one piece
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