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scenecipriano · 10 months ago
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Time Stands Still
Description: When Alastor makes his big return Vox becomes on edge. Seven years ago he thought the Radio Demon had died, but now with his return Vox can't help but feel that his time was coming. So, he takes matters into his own hands. With a little help he gets rid of Alastor, but will he regret it once he sees just how the Radio Demon truly impacted the way Hell operates?
TW: Guns, violence, implied character death, swearing.
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Prologue: Seven Years Prior
It was the same song and dance, Vox vs Alastor, Television vs Radio. A tale that is getting just as old and overrated as Valentino’s porn scripts. Something about this battle felt final though, the two Overlords hitting each other with their best, throwing insults back and forth. 
“I must say, you’ve become a lot more entertaining since our last spat!” Alastor exclaims as he blocks one of Vox’s wires. 
“You say that every time we fight, you washed up comedian.” 
It was his turn to dodge an attack, this back and forth was becoming irritating. This wouldn’t even be happening if the deer had just agreed to their deal. 
“Still wishing I had said yes to your terms?” 
Vox narrows his eyes at Alastor, his electric blue teeth gritted in irritation. How dare this smarmy bastard mock him? He wasn’t wishing he had said yes, it would have been fine if he had considered it. Just think of what the two of them could do if they were to team up, why they could even possibly overthrow Lucifer himself. 
“Why would I wish that you had said yes? Why, your broadcasts are mediocre at bes-'' A pained gasp interrupts Vox’s insult, he looks down and sees one of Alastors shadowy tendrils protruding his abdomen. 
“What did you just say?” Alastor questions, his voice distorting and eyes resembling that of an old timey radio dial. 
For the first time in his afterlife Vox can say the Radio Demon has finally achieved the ability to make him scared. He watches in horror as Alastor’s form contorts, his antlers growing ten times in size. He struggles to get himself away from the tendril, cursing under his breath when the appendage just digs deeper into his stomach. 
His hand brushes the familiar coolness of his pistol, Val had it specially made for him. It was one of Carmilla Carmine’s creations which meant…
A smirk comes to life on his face, “Ha… Valentino you clever son of a bitch.” 
“What’s so funny?” 
Vox pulls the gun from his side, he relishes in the shock plastered on Alastor’s face as he points it straight at the Radio Demon’s chest. 
“This is, you old timey fuck.” 
The shot rings loud through his speakers, for a moment he thinks he’s missed, but when the tendril dissipates from his abdomen Vox knows he’s hit his mark. He uses his cables to catch himself, standing high and mighty over Alastor. 
In all of his years of seeing Alastor he’s never seen the demon looked so pained as he does right now. 
“Any last words, Al?” Vox asks as he points the gun at Alastor’s head. 
The sound of a laugh track echoes around them, causing the tv demon to furrow his brow in confusion.
“S-Stay tuned.~” 
He’s gone before Vox can take the killing shot. A low distorted growl leaves the tv demon’s mouth as he returns his gun to its holster. 
“Doesn’t matter, he’ll be dead in no time.”
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inkskinned · 6 months ago
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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!
do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!
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leafbreez · 2 months ago
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Mabel wears triangle earrings very often...
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notherpuppet · 9 months ago
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First Meeting
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mroddmod · 1 month ago
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they are like puppies. 2 me
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noodles-and-tea · 2 months ago
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Continuation of this
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rynli · 5 months ago
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LOGIC [Easy: failure]
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ashoss · 6 months ago
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my lovely son waking me up to tell me he threw up.
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us waking up my wonderful butlerfather to tell him he threw up.
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forecast0ctopus · 7 months ago
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AN-TI-BO-DIES
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daikaiju-arts · 5 months ago
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Don’t let your guard down…
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lemongogo · 2 months ago
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life of regret
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hinamie · 7 months ago
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I'll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite
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sedgewick-gayble · 1 year ago
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roaring twenties tumblr simulator pt. 2
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art deco more like art dicko! aaaand post
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attended a petting party last saturday and there were no animals not even at all :(
#WHY WOULD THEY CALL IT THAT
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OP they took out the cocaine
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY TOOK OUT THE COCAINE
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There is a gang war in Chicago. The first gang to get to 100 kills, gets to take over that part of the city. You NEED to be careful, Babe Ruth. You could be at high risk because of your high status. PLEASE be safe, everyone in or around Chicago, and please reblog this to get it to the celebrities in Chicago
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joifee · 12 days ago
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The newest gameshow!
trivia bot my beloved
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paesthethyc · 8 months ago
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The singular thing i contributed to drawpile last night
this is lee’s bartender senshi au
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capybara-platypus · 5 months ago
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so uh apparently no ones done this yet. behold the touden friends. smiling meshi. delicious in friends. etc.
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