#so i call that a win

[thiefking]

it's my birthday (evil grin)

[gallium-spoon]

A patient told me to quote "eat carrots and die" today when I asked her to do standing exercises with me

She then added that she hates carrots. In case her feelings weren't clear I guess

[fizzle-fag]

Doodle I made of my beloved boygirlfriend while watching Fringe

[charlottehuff]

Today my boss screwed me over and has changed my schedule and reduced my hours compared to what she initially offered, which means I won't be able to afford rent for the foreseeable future.

I have also discovered that uni is way harder than I was expecting and that all the younger people attending are much better at taking notes than I am.

I have officially had a falling out with my roommates to the point of barely exchanging pleasantries anymore.

And my dermatitis is back now that the weather is colder.

But I have also got to use my brand new backpack, water bottle and pencil case, and that thrill alone has kept me from breaking down all day long.

Here are the heroes of today:

[zorangezest]

thanks for listening

[side-of-honey]

Hi my undertale yellow followers sorry for not posting in 5 years. Woe my dumb doodles be upon ye

Based mostly on uty ost comments I thought were funny + some ut red&yellow for fun :)

[hinamie]

7/3: pov u r nanami kento pleased that i managed to pull smth together in time for your bday

[holyblanchett]

I used to pray for times like this

[jedi-starbird]

Alpha-17 and Obi-Wan being friends (derogatory) on 17's part and friends (threatening) on Obi-Wan's part is such an underrated dynamic

They could be so funny and terrifying, like Obi-Wan went through a soul shredding experience with Alpha-17 as his only company. They're friends because what else are you gonna be after you witness each other at absolute rock bottom from torture.

It's like 'dog put in cage of cheetah who's threatening to go crazy', except the dog is a grizzly bear and also threatening to go crazy.

Emotional support trooper except the trooper in question has never done any sort of supporting in his life and is actively an emotional distress trooper to a great number of the CC batch.

I want them texting everyday, I want Obi-Wan mailing handmade BFF bracelets to Alpha and Alpha sending pics back of him flipping off the camera but still wearing them, I want Alpha using Obi-Wan to keep track of and occasionally terrorize his cadets, I want 17 ending problems in the GAR (like Krell) before they begin because Obi-Wan has him shipped out on a personal transport at the first opportunity, decked out with slug-throwers Obi-Wan got him for his decant-day.

Natborn officers think this is all just an odd indulgence of General Kenobi, the Vode, however, correctly identify it as a goddamn threat and their danger assessment of Obi-Wan ticks up significantly.

When Alpha arrives on Kamino, Shaak Ti presses a shiny new comm into his hand. It has the Jedi Order symbol painted onto it alongside a smiley face sticker, and it pings immediately with a new message: Hello! I hope you're settling in well!

Alpha stares at the message, stares at the singular contact named 'OWK' and then stares Shaak Ti in the eye as he pitches the comm straight into the ocean. Shaak Ti's serene smile only grows larger as she calmly reaches into her robes and pulls out an identical comm, only this one has a frowny face sticker, and presses it into his hand. It lights up: I'm afraid we've bonded, Alpha :). Alpha shuts it off and pockets it with resignation.

Cody arrives on Alpha-17's personal recommendation.

A-17: He's the most difficult little bastard I have. You're perfect for each other. OWK: Thank you, he's very handsome :3 A-17: No. Stop.

The first thing he asks once he gets comfortable is who his general is texting so much that has him swinging his legs and twirling his hair. Cody assumes it's Anakin, given they seem joint at the hip anyway, but little does he know Obi-Wan's ability to consistently have the Weirdest Relationships Ever.

"Oh, it's Alpha-17, I understand you're familiar with each other?" Hmm. OK. Cody.exe is experiencing a processing error, please hold. He exits the room instead of answering. The next day he peeks over the General's shoulder when he's texting and sees walls of rambling messages from Obi-Wan. Alpha-17 replies every hour with a single text: Lose this number. Obi-Wan giggles. "He's so funny." he says.

When Obi-Wan meets the rest of the CC batch, Cody makes sure to stand perfectly angled so that he can record the reactions when his general cuts off their introductions with "Oh, no need, Alpha-17's told me all about you." It's always immediate FEAR.JPG followed by a slow spiral of What The Fuck.

What do you mean by that General. What does that mean Cody. What do you mean they text. No. Cody. What the fuck is happening, Cody. Alpha-17 doesn't have friends he has enemies and enemies he tolerates enough not to shoot on sight.

OWK: Wolffe reached for his vambrace? when I mentioned you A-17: That's where he keeps his spare knife. OWK: Hm that does explain the way he eyed me up, ambitious. A-17: Clearly not enough, he should have followed through. I taught them better.

[nagasleeps]

beach day!

[risibledeer]

milkshakes=happiness. joel=happiness. joel in milkshakes=happiness squared

(tell me if i need anymore tw btw! i hopes these are enuf?)

[neon-danger]

All I wanted was a divorce album with a bitter and angry Alex and I think we got it but we didn’t get the divorce and I’m so salty about it 😡

Ehhh as much as their relationship frustrates me it’s not really any of my business what they get up to

[theannoyingurge]

Gotta love a resist Durge who throws Bhaal away like a dirty rag but still allies with fucking Gortash. Like, I bet Father Dearest really appreciated that slap in the face.

Apparently any dark urge can be resisted except for bouncing on the evil racoon man. That one stays.

[isnt-that-wizardd]

there is just something about the difference between edwin's love interests and having the cat king's reaction to edwin in hell being "i'll be waiting when he gets back" vs charles "no version of this where i don't come get you" rowland convincing a powerful trans-dimensional being to open a door to hell just so he could get him back

i am insane

[haletostilinski]

Best Teen Wolf Ship: The Final, Round 7

And then there were two! This might just be the toughest battle yet! So enjoy the rest of the final round, and we'll see who lands on top as the best teen wolf ship! You'll have one week like usual to fight for who you want to win. Good luck!

[feelo-fick]

it can't be too hard right?

it's easy not to think about things, he tells me i don't think all the time! wait...

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a scene from a fic that i have no clue if ill finish, let alone post, but look i made fanart of my own thing that doesnt even exist :D