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budd-ie · 5 months ago

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I think it would be really funny if fashion trends in ghost city mirrored the style of their beloved shapeshifter chengzhu’s most recent appearance. Whatever he wears? That’s what’s IN right now. It would also be funny if they always got it like. Slightly wrong. Chengzhu is wearing a long coat today! Long clothing MUST be the most fashionable. If your coat isn’t down the whole block, it isn’t in! The longer the better! Chungzhu is wearing hoop earrings today? Of course big rings are all the rage these days. Put them on your ears, your nose, your fingers, hell put them on your whole body! On your house! On your dog! The bigger the better! Look, he even gave a ring to grandunc—I mean his wife!!! If you don’t have one, you’re gonna look SO last week. Chungzhu’s wearing black today? Of course that’s the best color. Didn’t you know? If you aren’t wearing black, you’ll probably explode by at least tomorrow I think. That’s what I heard, anyway. Is it what? True? Hey don’t shoot the messenger, that’s just how it is. “I thought he was last seen wearing white and a ponytail” where did you hear that? And they heard it was blue? Black was last week? That can’t be right! Whatever….both is fine. I’m not taking any chances and you shouldn’t either.

#they’re terrified of him but they’re also obsessed with him #it’s over the top enough that you wouldn’t really notice or understand unless you’d been there a while or asked someone #the correlation I mean #it also goes by rumors and nobody ever agrees on what’s true and also nobody knows what the truth actually is #so they all wear different shit hoping to be trendy but from an outside perspective you can’t notice a pattern #if Hua Cheng told them to stop they would do the Exact Opposite and go over the top in whatever he WASNT wearing #which is somehow even more work than the first option #so he just ignores it like a king #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu

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kagoutiss · 2 months ago

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i like sidious & boba fett’s banter in BF2…… [has never played BF2]

#star wars #original trilogy #boba fett #darth sidious #emperor palpatine #i have not learned 2 draw fett’s jetpack pls forgive me for not drawing his jetpack. king im sorry ive clipped your wings #its so funny to me that in some depictions sidious seems like. genuinely somewhat fond of boba fett. in his weird sith way #fett’s lines in the game mostly sound like he’s doing his best to ignore this hag and sidious is just Bothering Him for fun adfsfgdfdgj #do you think if fett was force sensitive. sidious would just fry vader and try to turn fett into his worst self instead lol #‘oouughpgh i sense so much ANGER in youuu blueeuuughue >:-}’ and fett is just like ok. i was just leaving

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dorothywonderland · 3 months ago

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BRO LITERALLY DOXXED HIMSELF TO THE CYCLOPS. he was asking to get jumped come on

#ATHENA WAS LITTERALLY BEGGING FOR BRO TO SHUT UP AND HE WAS JUST LIKE:#“HEY CYCLOPS IM THE REIGNING KING OF ITHACA AND MY NAMES ODYSSEUS BET YOU CANT FIND ME”#my art #epic the musical #epic the cyclops saga #odysseus #odysseus of ithaca #odysseus epic #athena #athena epic #eurylochus epic #out off topic but people that sent doodle request on ask im not ignoring y'all ok #it's just that my grandpa fell down on the kitchen and hit his head so now ive been a bit busy taking care of him #he's good btw nothing happened to him it was just a cut #but the gdi head always bleeds so much it was so scary #plus i felt another artblock starting so I had to doodle something silly and funny to kinda motivate myself lol #AND PLUS i started trying animating and turns out I KINDA HATE-LOVE IT #it's SO MUCH WORK TAKES SO MUCH TIME IT CAN BE SO BORING AT TIMES #but also once you kinda check how its looking overall it feels so good and fun??#anyways ill probably get to those asks around the weekend when ill have some free time :)

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starry-bi-sky · 3 months ago

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danny and officer martinez's relationship in "late at night, when the nightingale sings" in a nutshell:

Martinez: FREAK! GET YOUR FUCKING KID!

Battinson, on the other side of the crime scene: he don't bite

Martinez, with Nightingale firmly attached his arm, visibly biting him: YES HE DO!

*points at them* Danny is the Bugs Bunny to Martinez's Elmer Fudd.

Another Officer: i can't believe you're fighting with an actual twelve year old. Martinez: i swear to god that is not a twelve year old, that is a little hellion that crawled out of batman's shadow one dark and stormy night and decided to dedicate his existence to tormenting me. Officer: Are you really that mad about him putting a sticky note on your back-- Martinez: thats not the point

in danny's defense: the word "freak" is. a mini beserker button for him for.... obvious ghostly reasons, so like, even if its not directed at him, he still very much unappreciates Martinez's insults at Battinson. Danny may or may not be projecting.

he's not going to hurt the guy! not in any serious or permanently disfiguring way at least! But he is going to leave mean sticky notes on the square part of his spine that he can't reach, and stick salt in his 3AM Late Night Crime Scene Coffee, and kick the bottom of his heel while he's walking so he stumbles. And other petty, infuriating things that tally up and boil over, over time.

#dpxdc #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dp x dc #dpxdc crossover #blood blossom au #dpxdc memes #dpxdc au #the only thing martinez is right about is the fact that danny is. in fact. NOT twelve.#he's just shrimpy because he's half-dead #there's eventually a 'martinez vs nightingale' board in the precinct called the beef board. it tallies every time one of them gets got by #the other. danny is currently in the lead by a wide margin. martinez is very limited in what he can do bc of multiple reasons. but one #of them is the fact that batman HAS punched a cop before. three actually. and he won't hesitate to punch another if martinez actually did #anything to harm nightingale. and also nightingale shows up so rarely and doesnt stick around long enough for martinez to retaliate #or properly plan ahead. its kinda a wild card whether or not nightingale pops up on the scene.#nightingale: i am just a little guy!! the littlest of boy!! baddabing-baddaboom! you wouldn't do nothin to a little guy would'ya?#battinson who atp knows full well that if it werent for the blood blossom danny could turn martinez into a red smear: *would you?*#danny: if it werent for the laws of this land i would have committed acts of violence against You Specifically :)#and also like. every single other officer insulting batman and callin him a freak. they're not safe either martinez is just the poor sucker #that i have a name to give the face to #danny's a good kid but also i don't picture him totally.. hm... mentally stable? he's a little spicy. as a treat.#he's kind at his core but also he found his family's corpses and was isolated from society for 4 months by his abusive godfather and was #poisoned with quite literally the only toxin capable of destroying him entirely and can no longer (currently) use his powers without dying #instantly. so he's! he's doing his best! like between being chaotic and being kind he's def gonna choose being kind but also.#he's living on borrowed time and is in a constant active state of being slowly eaten alive by his own bloodstream. it weighs on ya psyche #danny's barely even processed his family's death and now he's got all this other trauma stacked on top to address. he is Windows EXP rn #tormenting martinez is just. an itty bitty way he can let loose some of the stress he's ignoring.#considering danny's alternate timeline was: world annihilation. he thinks he's doing pretty well all things considered

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notbecauseofvictories · 7 months ago

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it takes years for terry pratchett's books to get consistently good. I would argue that the series doesn't really hit its stride until Feet of Clay, which means that pratchett was writing and being published for 12 years before he found his groove.

and I genuinely can't imagine that. in part because I do think that pratchett's publication calendar looks different than what's expected of writers today---he had about 2 books published per year for his entire career. he must have been writing furiously, and the publisher must have relatively quickly gotten these to press.

but also....I just can't imagine any modern-day publisher keeping an author on their list for twelve years, unless that author is a prestige get or a constant presence on the bestseller list. And what does it say about the state of publishing that you can't go on publishing someone's good-but-not-revelatory books until they figure out what story they're trying to tell?

#this ties into my other thoughts about the workmanlike genre writers of the 80s and 90s.#king and koontz and even grisham in the early days.#it's a world that's gone away. publishing is a different animal. still....#and I liked prior discworld novels! I think pyramids is great; as is maskarade and lords and ladies #but feet of clay hogfather jingo and carpe jugulum have the feel of someone settling into a groove #jingo is actually really very good. so is carpe jugulum.#you can feel his characters getting smarter. more alive.#(and he takes steps back too; I think thief of time is a good book but it's a little too impressed with its own plot.#and wee free men is a throwback to lords and ladies in a way that's hard to ignore even if tiffany is a delight.#night watch is still good but you know what? not as good as I remember. I prefer jingo.)#also I have figured out pratchett's ''if I handwave a bit about dreams and timelines and magic I do not have to plug this plothole'' trick #I'm mostly amused by his audacity in doing so (and can relate as someone who has maybe used the same trick...)#it's just funny.#discworld

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luyo-mi · 1 year ago

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the royals 👑

#I already know for a fact that hornton is gonna be one of those characters where i wanna kill myself everytime i draw him #its like i can't draw elegant guys at all #I like em rugged #and stupid #i need them to look like they'll eat the buttons off of my remote #like ruggie #but thats a topic for another day and time #twisted wonderland #malleus draconia #leona kingscholar #kinda rushed leona so ignore any mistakes or things that look of I beg #heh i just realized like rn that the leona's last name has king in it even tho he will never be one #thats gotta be a FAT ass punch to the gut

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greatgoddyke · 23 days ago

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time to make your choice only you can be the one

#undescribed #bonk.png #ggg #great god grove #great god grove spoilers #ggg spoilers #<- bc of king n hand gesturing stuff for the au this one gets the spoiler tag #caption is a line from legend of everfree from eg movie of the same name bc its now linked to ggg for me bc of brainrot #first au stuff i dont like have anything really planned out n also dont really plan on doing anything with this beyond doodles #settled on inspekta being a horse bc i want him capochin patty n king to all be earth ponies bc of like permanent having it ingrained from #being an mlp fan as a kid that earth ponies are seen as less special bc they cant use magic or fly n that fits for story similarities #bc inspekta n capochin hating on patty for projection reasons AND inspekta's replacement anxiety n envy of king who in the au #is the only other earth pony lined up to become an alicorn (bc again being specifically an fim fan since i was a kid ingrained in with fanon #that ponies that become alicorns are almost exclusively pegasus or unicorn bc of earth ponies not having as clear of a connection to magic)#in my mind patty is the main character like the bizzyboys are also main characters but its like how the mane six are the main six but #twilight is the MAIN main character its like that n then godpoke is her sidekick (like spike ig but like mysterious stranger style <- idk #what i mean by this) she gets to be the protag bc the type of character godpoke is in the game n how im fitting them to be in the au doesnt #really work for a protag role while patty can be more readily slotted into mlp protag shes the only bizzyboy who cares about solving in the #game (as shown in hobbyhoo) n i like her so she gets to be the protag v-v inspekta is still doing the whole like shit from the game just in #a different way bc of mlp related restrictions n tone differences. the episode where luna goes to nightmare night after being freshly reform #ed walked so milldread section could run however cobigail's deal does run closer to that episode that to the game counterpart but like witho #ut cob having been banished for a thousand years theres no rift in the au bc its. mlp so sort of vague direction is related to the tree of #harmony n like maybe thats how inspekta powers up for the two parter transformation. a thought i had for a workaround for how inspekta keeps #king isolated was maybe turning king to stone n hiding her in plain sight but while that would slide in mlp (they turn a child to stone in t #he series finale apparently??) it leaves a bad taste in my mouth from the ggg angle so probably gonna do something else #art comments both inspekta n cobigail's pony names are taken from ponies i already had inspekta's comes from a different mlpied thing #n cobigail's comes from a fankid (spelled like kandi corn tho bc fankid's a rave girlie) the rest of the gods get to keep their names aside #from maybe bauhauzzo (whos role is undecided) huzzle n click clack arent ponies bc i felt it suited them more huzzle gets to be discordesc #bc i think its fun if like this versions god of chaos wasnt evil BUT that angle is used as slander against huzzle by inspekta #n click clack's a breezy bc small n bratty (we will be ignoring that breezies are mortal if i remember right bc thats not relevant)

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aniisol · 12 days ago

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guy who is trying his best to be mean and failing versus guy who thinks he's very nice and kind but is actually not

#inthelittlewood #rendog #itlw #martyn itlw #martyn inthelittlewood #renthedog #renchanting #treebark #this is only because martyn every season is like "haha im so mean. gonna betray him #and then can't because he likes ren too much. and ren being the king in hermitcraft and martren and the stargazer like #i am the epitome of kindness i am love. ignore the blood please #not super deep just funny

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stranger-awakening · 10 months ago

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One Piece Episode 102 / Episode 377

"I might not have the same bounty on my head as Luffy at the moment, but I swear to you that I'm destined to become the greatest swordsman the world has ever known. Surely that must be worth something."

#one piece #zolu #i've been thinking a lot about how zoro's dream and luffy's are intertwined in his head and have been for a long time #like he's going to be the world's greatest swordsman For the king of the pirates and those two things will happen relatively simultaneously #and how he absolutely thought he was going to die in thriller bark for realsies but he'd rather that than the alternative #he'd rather give up his own dream Permanently if it meant luffy didn't have to lose his #that alabasta conversation lives in my head rent free btw that was so gay of him #anyways please ignore where you can see that i painfully tried to spot heal all the netflix stuff out of the screenshots lmao #i had to chop up the thriller bark conversation a little to make it fit in my four panel format obviously its longer than this #oh and quotes taken from the dub specifically which i know varies just slightly from the manga and probably the sub too #a:one piece #ship:zoro x luffy #mine

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yokyoaaa · 2 years ago

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Here’s some old-school metadede for the metadede enjoyers

#dedede’s mouth was constantly opened which made him hard to be expressive #but it made him looks like he was constantly pogging so-#metadede #kirby #king dedede #meta knight #kirby fanart #ignore the random wax seal stamp i just dont wanna leave that space empty #edit: fixed meta’s sentence #my art

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mint-termsandconditions · 3 months ago

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Live Footage Of Uther Pinning The Blame Of His Actions On Someone Else:

Sir Uther belongs to @quanblovk

Valfrey belongs to @gethoce

#kirby #Kirby OC #kirby OCs #kirby OC tournament #Rope MF #I’m so sorry I didn’t get this out during the polls #My wrist decide to hurt again for some reason #So this quick silly video got delayed #Also that’s why Rope MF is at the end there lol #Imagine being Sir Uther learning neat rope facts from a silly waddle dee #Just to learn he was also telling rope facts to the enemy #Top ten betrayals 💔#Sadly Rope MF isn’t burger size #I just thought it would be a funny visual to have Valfrey hold him like Simba from the Lion King #I like to think Valfrey is acting silly in this just to piss off Uther more #Ignore the logo in the corner I couldn’t crop it out this time around

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xxplastic-cubexx · 4 days ago

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thinkin bout magneto's lil list of aliases from that One Shot of his government file or w/e in 97 and how it lists the three main men who've played him (David Hemblen, Ian McKellen, Michael Fassbender) and kinda cackling at the idea 1.) if they included All his names 2.) having 'michael' on that list twice

#snap chats #'real name magnus' to YOU. maybe to me too idk magnus IS a cute name but not the topic #some people bemoan references to the movies in the comics/cartoons I HOWEVER think theyre always cute when it comes to the xmen...#like in legion of x- i forget who but someone was like 'magneto can do a GREAT gandalf impression just get him drunk first'#like oh im sure im sure he can... [insert rivals tank joke here]#kinda wish they called back to his other VAs or at least earl boen who played him in Pryde of the X-Men but ill live #i just like the shout outs in general..... thats so cute idc i love it when comics/shows do that #also love how david hemblen's name is the only one not fully censored vJELKJVAELKJ #rip king you'll always be iconic for your performance in 92. AND in road to avonlea <- he was in one (1) episode #anyway no please can you imagine how goofy that list would be. and how long #like 'you got two michaels on here you wanna explain' you gotta ask his ex about that one. michael a good name idk what to tell you #'ok so david hemblen ian [redacted] michael [redacted] michael. michael xavier......' loud ass eyebrow raise #ik in the tas verse mags doesnt get the opportunity to 'become' michael xavier but let me have this joke ok. just this one #didnt know charles could see into the future ... it really is so funny that a man named michael would eventually play mags tho #thats so funny .. serendipity or whatever #wait that just reminds me of when he borrows charles' last name for that 2012(? or was it 2011) magneto one shot #he couldnt have been going by michael xavier in that it was well before that time.. was he just going by 'magnus xavier'....#or just Mr. Xavier .. or charles xavier ... funny as hell i love magneto's name shenanigans #james arnold taylor deserves a shoutout. maybe not in tas but just in general WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE PLAYED TIDUS #INFAMOUS LAUGHTER TIDUS THAT ONE ????? range. he also played johnny test but we dont gotta talk about it #that fact alone has made he decide mags has an ugly laugh. like i know the context of the tidus laugh and its sad but ssh #ignore me im just. i love voice actor stuff its always so funny going down the rabbit hole #seriously tho shoutout to mr taylor he's played mags in virtually all his video game appearances. AND lego charles #thats enough outta me ok bye im gonna go

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crowskullls · 11 months ago

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Minute said “I am not your puppet.” In his SMP civilization video and I ran with it.

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lilyharvord · 1 year ago

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It’s all: “you could have been my red queen” this and “thief/obviously” that, but WHEN are we going to talk about: “I thought of you in the end, I saw your face in the water.”????? HMMM?! When? When are we going to talk about this?

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beatx-mavie-archangelx · 2 months ago

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my main problem with the silm fandom is that i can never tell who's roleplaying and who's serious

#like.. are you seriously saying that feanor's fans are bad ignorant people that shouldn't exist #or are you just roleplaying a die-hard ñolofinwëan?#do you genuinely think that everything feanor &co did is justified and fair or are you just roleplaying as a die-hard feanorian?#i think we should put a disclamer before writing certain stuff.. idk maybe im just too sensitive #just so we're clear. i rp as a feanorian and feeno IS my favourite character but he was not perfect lmao #that fucking loser (/aff)#gil-galad best high king of the ñoldor #tolkien #silmarillion #the silmarillion #the silm #feanor #fingolfin

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mudpuddless · 5 months ago

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Stablemaster and Castle Steward OCs ft. baby Halt for my King Halt AU

#id in alt #rangers apprentice #king halt au #my art #Halt is assistant to both of them at some point before starting following pritchard around so they are like the cool adults to him despite #being the strictest duo within all of dun kilty #they are also Pritchards source of gossip but shh #also maybe they are married but like. Pritchard can't figure it out. he's not gonna ask though #Halt needs some more stable adults in his life so I made some up #apparently the heraldic colours of the actual city clonmel are this blue and silver so guess what colours im using here #autistic halt #halt is having the time of his life hanging out with horses and organising storage but his facial expression is just :/ the whole time #winter attire!#ignore the inaccurate medieval outfits please

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