#so gooey so good

[shitty-check-please-aus]

the s’mores are nowhere near as bad as the Mexico week foods, but like. 

I feel like homemade marshmallows are more candymaking than baking? That doesn’t seem fair to the contestants. They also look so unevenly toasted in the set of example s’mores, it’s disgraceful

Digestive biscuits seem pretty similar to graham crackers so I’m not taking issue with that 

but ganache? Ganache for s’mores? I feel like paul hollywood has only eaten s’mores at like maybe some fancy NYC restaurant that did like deconstructed s’mores or something. Imagine the kind of prick who would bring ganache out to a campfire (actually that would also be believable for paul hollywood)

and why are s’mores now allegedly a Halloween food? I guess technically you could make s’mores with your Halloween candy but they’re just so fundamentally summery to me, you should be eating them either in the woods or on the beach. You should have the smell of wood smoke in the background, not a butane torch

[ginaonline]

"Gus, don't be the only black lead on a major cable network" is a line engrained in my brain 😭 i love Shawn's "Gus, don't be" running joke but the ones like this where he breaks the 4th wall are especially hilarious

[thepringlesofblood]

ok so like. murderbot is famously anti-food right? but consider. we know secunits have a sense of smell. it mentions liking/not liking plenty of smells across the series (the 'dirty sock' human smell, ART's showers smelling good.)

where i'm going with this is that good food smells good. and i don't think mb has ever been around any good food. like think. academic surveys, mining installations, close-quarters space travel, these are not places or occasions known for their cuisine. its experience of food in an olfactory sense is probably limited to ration packs & corporate cafeteria lunch settings. until relatively recently, it had never even been through the 'human' parts of stations before, where it may have smelled some sort of actual food in passing. it's probably seen plenty of other types of food on media, but never smelled any of it.

so imagine. come with me on a mind journey. mb stopping in on Mensah's actual house for some reason during the day, and one of her spouses or something is baking gingerbread (very much the kind of cookie that fills up the whole house with good smells). like. would it even recognize it as being food necessarily? gingerbread is very much one of those smells that everyone tries to recreate and no one quite can. I imagine it's not thrilled with the concept of ovens in general (humans please stop putting your hands in/near hot things), but imagine it frantically trying to place the smell and mensah being like hey you good? and it being like theres. a smell. something must be wrong somewhere. and mensah being like oh no that's just gingerbread, tano's baking cookies. and it's like that's FOOD???

[pinkd3mon]

Kirby deals with existential crisis and Bandana is a good friend

[luminarrow]

hey guys :) this art is from somewhere between 2018 and 2019, but i never posted it because i couldnt think of dialogue to add with it... well guess what, 5 years later you get to enjoy it! whoopee!

[willowser]

katsuki jumps, startlingly, when you rub a hand up his back.

he's leaned too far down, bent over the counter at an angle that will give him an ache he'll complain about later, and his head whips up as you come to stand beside him. an e-mail on his phone is what previously had his full attention, but now he looks at you, eyes softening as you lean into his shoulder.

he's never been a very touchy guy. even after a year into your relationship, it's most often you reaching for his hand as you walk down the street; you pressing a kiss into his cheek while watching a movie on the couch; you running a hand through his hair as his breath steadies out beside you in bed.

it's not something you really complain about. you know how he is, knew before anything developed between the two of you, and you can't say it's a deal-breaker. there's little you know about his previous relationships or if he even had any, but you have the painful-gut feeling that affection just isn't something he's used to.

you press a smile into the sleeve of his shirt and his spine relaxes under your hand, finds that awful curve again. he watches you like he's waiting for something, tracing the tender details of your face.

"love you," you say, because do and you want to voice it aloud, put it into his mind even though you know he knows. as expected, his lips flatten into a wavering little line, shy suddenly, and your teeth wet the fabric of his shirt when you smile.

all you get is a little grunt in response and he dips his chin down in a wordless nod, accepting your lovey-dovey assault. it makes him feel a little helpless, you know, but you bring up an arm to wrap around him as he turns back to his phone, ears pink.

katsuki straightens with a dull pop!, stretching his arms up and allowing you to shuffle closer, so that your head is resting on his chest. you press your ear to it and wait, eyes closed, until the heavy promise of his heartbeat echoes like a drum in your ear. it's loud, and after a moment, your own falls into sync, right where it belongs.

"'s'wrong?"

"hm?" you glance up at him, the frown on his pink face, before breathing in the clean scent of his laundry soap. your laundry soap. and then you shake your head. "nothin'. just missed you."

"been home all day."

"i know," you sigh, letting your eyes fall shut again. the sound of his phone locking clicks and you can feel the slight down-slide of his sweatpants when he pockets it. "sometimes i miss you even though you're right here."

you expect — something; another grunt or laugh through his nose, a raspy little noise that voices his confusion. things like this can be hard for him; you know how he is, knew before anything ever developed between the two of you — but you don't think it makes him any less deserving.

katsuki steps back from you a little, and you feel the hesitant rise of his arm before you feel it. his hand comes up to your face — pink and scarred in your peripheral vision — and he tilts your head up, waits until you open your eyes.

when you do, it looks as if a million things are running through his head. his poker-face is good, it has to be, but you can see little bits of his vulnerability shining through. you wonder how long it's been since he showed it to anybody. he almost looks sad.

katsuki squeezes your cheeks until your lips pucker, and his frown deepens when you laugh. "y're so...damn weird."

that's along the lines of what you were anticipating: one of his teasing little insults, warm with a fire he's still learning how to kindle. you don't get the chance to say anything before he's kissing you, eyes shut tight, lashes brushing against your own.

you expect something soft, because affection is a fickle thing, from him — but his hand never falls from your face and his tongue is sliding with yours suddenly, a heated gesture that throws your heart out of whack. you let him kiss you as deeply as he can, until your back arches painfully backward over the counter as he leans into you.

when he pulls away, his lips are a little swollen and his cheeks are burning, as he presses one into yours. "i—jus'—" katsuki tries and then abandons it, a hand curling into the material of your shirt. "i get it." he murmurs, there, into the heated skin of your face, heart beating in time with yours.

things like this are hard with him — but he makes them so, so worth it.

[angelmush]

my mom is flying in today to visit so i made some rice flour brownies for her (gluten free queen 👑)

[renabe4life]

Day 2 - Trinkets | Tattoos

It's late but shhhhhh...

This lil scene goes along with a certain someone's fic that is still in the works :D And I am obsessed, y'alls have no idea. Well, maybe the writer has an inkling of an idea but hey >w> Ahhhh I had so much fun with this! So thanks for writing more wonderful words that make me wanna draw, @whatacartouchebag

Oh but I love all the ways you write these fools finding one another, and can only hope to draw it in as many ways.

Just thought you should know ♡

[cosmicwhoreo]

Wait, if your headcanon is that all forms of Dark Matter are all the same guy, then what about Gooey and Void? Where do they fit into this?

Well, for VOID; pretty sure it's canon that both Dark Matter and Kirby come from them depending on what kind of energy is in the universe at a given time. Kirby is positivity given pure form while DM is the complete opposite of that. As for Gooey...

While Kirby is the perfect repellent of Dark Matter, it would be a horrible idea for either of them to try and absorb the other. For DM, that would be possessing and for Kirby, inhaling and copying.

Trying to combine positive and negative energy together would cause a paradox. it's like dividing by 0. You just shouldn't.

So instead of Kirby copying Dark Matter; Dark Matter, or better yet, what was left behind of the paradoxical event copied Kirby.

[uhohdad]

the way ur so sweet to us anons actually makes me melt and feel safe tysm for everything you do ur my fav könig writer

ily <3 <3 <3 🩷💕💗🩷💗💕🩷

[queerdiazs]

snippet sunday

hi friends, i'm gonna share something i've shared before because i LIKE it a lot + buck being a demanding bossy bottom is sooo good (but pls dw eddie gets his turn at being a sloppy silly bottom too and he's SO hot for it)

anyway this is nsfw

“Buck, baby. I want to ask you something.”  Buck nods wildly, knocking his nose against Eddie’s in his fervor. “Fuck and talk at the same time.” He reaches down and grabs hold of Eddie’s ass with both hands, squeezing and pinching as he lifts his hips up to fuck himself on Eddie’s cock. “C’mon, Eds. Be a—a good boy for me. Fuck me—fuck me please.”  Bubbles of static electricity swarm Eddie, springing from each point of contact between them and ricocheting to every untouched inch of his body. He drops down heavily, blanketing Buck’s body with his own, and fucks hard and sloppy and eager. Buck muffles a hiccuped moan against the scruff of Eddie’s cheek, breathy and pitched high. Eddie grins, mollified.   “Like that, baby?”  “Yeah,” Buck grunts, panting against Eddie’s cheek. He wraps his legs around Eddie’s waist, kicking him closer and deeper with his heels, and meets Eddie’s thrusts with little ones of his own. “Yeah, fuck, like that. Just like that.”  Eddie finds Buck’s lips, eating the mewls that fall from Buck’s mouth. It’s little sobs of too-good, too-sharp pleasure; a staccato of breaths that get stuck in his chest on each withdraw and shoved out on every thrust forward. Eddie’s so deep inside Buck—he can feel himself, right up in Buck’s guts, beneath the muscle and fat of Buck’s tummy where his prick’s at, twitching from friction and sensation.  “Buck,” he says, smearing Buck’s name all along Buck’s cheek and throat and chin. They’re so wet, so sweaty, that Buck can’t get a good grip on his back to scratch his nails in without slipping. “Buck, baby. Marry me. Please marry me.”  Beneath him, Buck’s body jolts. “Goddamn, Eddie,” Buck swears, but it kind of feels like a benediction, a prayer sweeter than any he’s every heard. Buck cradles his cheeks in both hands and sucks on his tongue, loud and free in his pleasure. He laughs like sunshine. “No.” 

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[queruloustea]

Important gay bug lore question, if thks mouth is in it's messed up eye does that mean quirrel would kiss their eye?

uh, very interesting question you have there anon (little do you know, however, that i have already well thought about this. it has been haunting me, day after day, chewing at the back of my mind)

serious answer (i don’t know): to be honest, i think in place of your average mouth-kiss he'd kiss their tip of their mask, where i headcanon there to be a messed-up fused-together remains-of-a-mouth. not quite the same effect, but with enough affection it probably wouldn't matter anyhow.

[crowrelli]

going fucking nuts going insaaaaane about sunny side up sandwiches rn….

[bloodtwin]

⸻ RHYTHM PRACTICE.

[thefanciestflower]

Various lil uncolored sketches/doodles of kirby characters I’ve made that I feel like sharinf rn because I like them but am probably not gonna do anything with them lol

[honeyvenommusic]

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