#so freaking catchy

[angrybatart]

Okay, so I kinda like the Maneaters. Lol They're cute. Except when they eat loot.

Of course UwU is a fan of them as well!

My friends and I have encountered this little menace cutie a total of three times now. (We are not big fans of Vow, but we've gotten seeds that gave us multiple magnifying glasses.) Since I'm usually the first to find it, I've dubbed it Timmy. So everyone knows I've found it because I'll announce it with "....I found Timmy."

First attempts that didn't work out so well. Looks too realistic or frog-ish.

[taetebebe]

[styxbugg]

addition:

this song also slaps

the best psychonauts song, i take no criticism

[mytraincantakeuhome]

Is somebody gonna match her freak 😞

[synchlora]

YOU OPENED ME UP LIKE A ZIP BOMB!

I CAN TASTE YOU ON MY LIPS LIKE YOUR LIP BALM!

THIS PROGRAM MUST BE RUN BY AN. ADMINISTRATOR.

YOU DON'T HAVE THE PERMISSIONS SO I'LL. SEE YOU LATER!

[babymorte]

love me, or hate me

you will never be, never be, never be me

[theoutsanityshoppe]

NEW BLACK GRYPH0N/LIVING TOMBSTONE FNAF SONG - THIS TIME FROM SPRINGTRAPS POV!?!?!??

[fvcking-panda]

OKAY SO

Corroded Coffin canonically play metal, right? It seems like is trash metal by their musical influences.

HOWEVER in my hcs they do a lot of covers in the Hideout, they also do their own music but only play it whenever their five drunks are almost in the floor so they don't ask for other cover.

But hear me out: the covers? Is not only classic metal music like Metallica or Megadeth, is also the popular songs, they are requested to play ABBA too.

So in order to not kill themselves by those requests, they play it BUT is the metal version, so yeah, Corroded Coffin boys know a lot of popular music and are able to play it but they changed into something more alike to them.

[indecisive-dizzy]

Very unpopular opinion but I think "Friends to The End" from Tom and Jerry: The Movie (1992) should be on sp0tify

[residentraccoon]

Ayo why the FUCK did Hora din Moldova get only 14th in 2009?

[lil-melody-moon]

I've been De do do do de da da daing since this morning, switching to humming Synchronicity's intro and back to De do

I did tell you it was turning into a hyper-fix XD

[thatoneluckybee]

I was just like. Bee seems like she was a gacha like kid. Dark side and devil's don't fly and saints and dynasty and who am I and human and angel with a shotgun are proooobably all songs you recognize. And I love giving random :)'s

COUGH COUGH

I also recognize Clarity, Bamboleo (? how was it spelled) and others if you’re wondering. And many Alec Benjamin songs.

[starlos-soulmate]

I've been listening to his theme for hours, WHY IS IT SO CATCHY????

[joyousmistake]

today i fucked up by listening to adam macintyre’s review of toxic gossip train and hummed it all day around a bunch of echolalilc autistic toddlers and now at least two are humming too. the internet was truly a mistake

[von-eldritch]

"Get on your knees give me all that I deserve C'mon, show me your fangs Show us your fangs~"

[loguine-linguine]

Ok hear me out!!!

Steve is a musician who sings pop music and posts on TikTok. He’s kind of a C-ish list celebrity (definitely a bit of a nepo baby) and his music is poppy and catchy. It’s the kinda stuff that you can immediately tell is coming from someone who is actively holding things back/ isn’t writing from any truth. Mall music at its purest form. Then one day with no announcement Steve drops a double sided album that is like GOOD GOOD pop music. It’s also noted very quickly that the pronouns in all the songs have definitely switched to he/him. People freak out and he starts charting for the first time in his career. Kinda Chappell Roan-esque situation where he skyrockets to being a queer pop icon very very quickly.

He starts doing interviews. He shows up to these interviews in outfits aren’t dramatically changed from what he usually wore (polos, jeans, bomber jackets, 80s jock vibes) but it’s all just much more camp. The cropped shirts are shorter, the jeans are tighter, and the colors are all suddenly pastel. He has also started wearing makeup (not heavy makeup but it’s definitely a lipgloss, eyeliner, mascara, highlight/blush on the tip of his nose type situation). He shares that he dropped his old producer (who he had been set up with by his father) and that he’s now working with his best friend Robin. He comes out as gay, talks about his struggle with comp-het, and proudly shares that he is super excited to contribute to the growing movement of music that is being written by queer people, for queer people. His TikTok also blows up.

This is when Tommy Hagan first starts showing up. Tommy is an actor who is pretty well known for doing teen drama TV shows (like Riverdale type deals). He introduces himself to Steve at some sort of industry event right after Steve gets big and pretty quickly starts showing up in his TikTok videos. It comes out that the two are dating pretty quickly after that. They date off and on for about a year and a half. Tommy is a shitty enough boyfriend that even Steve’s fans don’t like him. He stands him up for dates, embarrasses him at events, says rude and dismissive things about his music, etc. Robin (who is also kinda famous by proxy/writes her own music now similar to Billie Eilish and Finneas) absolutely hates his guts. Publicly. They finally break up officially after Tommy cheats on Steve with an actress named Carol who is on a show with him. It gets exposed by the tabloids and Steve finds out by seeing a photo of them making out on one of those celebrity drama TikTok accounts.

Eddie is also getting famous around this same time. He’s the lead for Corroded Coffin and also starts acting occasionally in horror films. He doesn’t really pay much attention to other celebrities or the drama that goes on. He was never into that kind of thing before the band took off so he doesn’t see why he should now. Eddie and the rest of the band are at an awards show of some sort and the others make fun of him the whole time. He can’t stop staring at this absolutely beautiful man sitting at a table near them. “The guy is wearing a slutty little lace shirt, the tightest pants in existence, and has skin that looks like honey and caramel had a child Gareth you really can’t blame me honestly.” Steve and Eddie don’t officially meet until the after party where they immediately hit it off.

A few months later Steve announces a new album and releases a single. It’s just Please Please Please by Sabrina Carpenter but gay and clearly about Tommy.

The music video comes out and people loose their minds. It’s the same sort of video as what Sabrina Carpenter just released for Please Please Please with the stunning outfits and the whole bad boy thing. Steve spends the whole video in dresses and skirts. There’s even a corset at one point. The bigger freak out is the fact that the Barry Keoghan equivalent is Eddie and its a hard launch of their relationship that fans had absolutely zero clue was even a possibility because why would horror/metal man Eddie Munson even know Steve Harrington???? Robin and the Corroded Coffin guys think the whole thing is hilarious. Eddie and Steve are so so happy :)