#Queen of the beasts | IC

[von-eldritch]

@demondads said: Snek kisses? Snek kisses for the Hellsa?

Get dipped, loser.

Insofar as a snake can really be dipped, anyways.

[von-eldritch]

@hclluvahctel replied to your post “"Look, I know it's not the best kept secret in the...”:

bee: :3

"Shut up, you don't get a fucking prize for knowing that when I literally have it on a shirt."

[von-eldritch]

@bringsin liked this for a one-liner!

"I never thought I'd ask this not as an insult but; how is being a whore going?"

[von-eldritch]

@bringsin replied to your post “@bringsin said: smash or pass uh.........whoever...”:

LOONA AGGRESSIVELY FANNING HERSELF

"That a yes? 'Cause I've got some smudge-proof lipstick I've been meaning to test~"

[von-eldritch]

@onlyheartaches said: Name: Technically it's Barbara Buckzo, but I go by Barbie Wire. Age: I'm in my 30s, that's good enough. Do you like to cuddle?: ... Yeah. Can we make-out?: ABSOLUTELY. A night in or dinner out?: Dinner out! I've saved enough up to wine and dine you. Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: Ice cream topped with chocolate-covered strawberries. What makes you a good Valentine?: I'm a lot of fun and I'm a good listener. I like to learn new things and have new experiences. And, of course, I love to praise my partner, treat them, be their girl ... Give me a chance ~ Would you cook for me?: I'll be honest, I'm not the best cook around, but I can follow most recipes. So if you want me to cook for you, I can! Would you let me cook for you?: Aww, of course!

Looking for a toxic gf to ruin love for you? Apply now!

"Oh, an absolute doll with a can-do attitude? How could I possibly resist?"

"But, seriously babe, let me pay. It's literally fine I have more money than god."

[von-eldritch]

@heavenscrow said: " Helsa mind helping me out? Wing maintenance is pain in a half. " Lute to Helsa holding out small ornate brush with special bristles for her to take while also spreading out her wings. say after five years of knowing each other?

"Y'know, it's not like I'm that obsessed with your wings anymore." And yet, she already has her hand out, palm up, waiting for Lute to press the brush into it. It's reminiscent of high school days, helping her cheer squad members with their hair in the locker rooms, always available because hers was never an issue.

Hellsa didn't mind then and she certainly doesn't now, not when it's someone she likes so much more, not when it's a rare chance to provide help that doesn't require baring her teeth or spitting cruel words like venom. Here and now her touch is just as exacting as ever but soft, gentle in a way she usually doesn't care to be.

It's a nice change of pace.

[von-eldritch]

"Fuck all of you forreal."

[von-eldritch]

"Most of it was unpleasant, yeah, but it's not the type of thing you do because you expect to like it." Of course, for most it isn't the type of thing you do at all, but that's beneath her concern at the moment. "Anyways, I can always poison Char and her old man for you. If it's from me, they'll see it as an act of love-- well, one of them will anyways."

"That sounds painfully unappetizing." He crossed his arms. "And what? Poison the Princess of Hell and her dad? Or the other people at the hotel? Sounds like a bad idea all around."

[von-eldritch]

Sits on your lap with an eyeshadow palette in one hand and a makeup brush in the other.

[von-eldritch]

@celestialfcllen

"Whatever this is about, I didn't do it."

[von-eldritch]

@hclluvahctel | X

"Plenty good for the flowers," she counters evenly. The angel's presence still throws her off in a way that makes her see red, but the fact that Hellsa's able to distress Emily makes it that much easier to keep her cool. "And I'm telling you because I know it'd upset you. You're prettier when you frown, you know that?"

[von-eldritch]

There’s a lot Hellsa finds herself tempted to say, but she swallows the words down like they’re medicine— bitter taste and all. Velvette isn’t someone she has to prove herself to, even if she reminds Hellsa of the people who are. Instead, she’s quiet for a while, so they can both feel the absence of the words she chooses not to speak. There’s so many of them, after all.

The cigarette stays burning in her hands throughout, sharing a drag with the open air. It’s hers, she gets to waste it.

”Yeah, I know your reputation,” is all she affirms. The sentence breathes life back into her, lifting the cigarette to her lips so she can accentuate it with an inhale.

“You like a challenge, huh? That why you decided to throw your lot in with those other two?” It’s spoken with smoke blanketing every syllable and a slight tug upwards at one corner of her lips— not quite a smile. It’s strangely cat-like, as if she’s the sphinx itself laying out a riddle, ready and eager to judge whether whatever answer Velvette gives is the correct one.

she takes the cigarette. social smoking is adaptive marketing. & there's no denying it takes the edge off. ❝ you forget that i live and work with valentino.❞ the EPITOME of nightmare when one of his rages are in full swing. she's heard rumors about hellsa but they seem tame to some of the moth's antics. ❝ plus i like a CHALLENGE, love.❞

the designer grins and passes the cigarette back to it's owner. ❝ it's free publicity for you, and a chance to show up anyone on your HATE LIST. ❞ fingers dance across the screen of her phone but her eyes never leave the woman beside her. ❝ you know my REPUTATION. you'll be on every platform hellwide in minutes. ❞

[von-eldritch]

"Yeah your daughter calls me daddy too."

[von-eldritch]

"Anyways I've basically got more money than god so if anyone wants anything actually exciting for christmas, I'll get it for you as long as it isn't ugly."

[von-eldritch]

”I mean, I did do something with my life. Like, long before you did. An actual career too, don’t think you’ve had one of those yet.” She crosses her arms, a more pressing point readied on the tip of her tongue. “You’re not better than me for being “better” than me, y’know?"

THE PRINCESS ROLLED HER EYES and turned away from her. "Well, at least I've done something with my life, and I'm trying to do good."

[von-eldritch]

"Anyways when I was a teenager, guys didn't want to dance with me 'cause I was too tall 'nd I always wore heels which made it worse and to this day I don't think I've ever stopped being annoyed by that."