#Queen of the beasts | IC

[von-eldritch]

@demondads said: Snek kisses? Snek kisses for the Hellsa?

Get dipped, loser.

Insofar as a snake can really be dipped, anyways.

[von-eldritch]

@hclluvahctel replied to your post “"Look, I know it's not the best kept secret in the...”:

bee: :3

"Shut up, you don't get a fucking prize for knowing that when I literally have it on a shirt."

[von-eldritch]

@bringsin liked this for a one-liner!

"I never thought I'd ask this not as an insult but; how is being a whore going?"

[von-eldritch]

@bringsin replied to your post “@bringsin said: smash or pass uh.........whoever...”:

LOONA AGGRESSIVELY FANNING HERSELF

"That a yes? 'Cause I've got some smudge-proof lipstick I've been meaning to test~"

[von-eldritch]

@heavenscrow said: " Helsa mind helping me out? Wing maintenance is pain in a half. " Lute to Helsa holding out small ornate brush with special bristles for her to take while also spreading out her wings. say after five years of knowing each other?

"Y'know, it's not like I'm that obsessed with your wings anymore." And yet, she already has her hand out, palm up, waiting for Lute to press the brush into it. It's reminiscent of high school days, helping her cheer squad members with their hair in the locker rooms, always available because hers was never an issue.

Hellsa didn't mind then and she certainly doesn't now, not when it's someone she likes so much more, not when it's a rare chance to provide help that doesn't require baring her teeth or spitting cruel words like venom. Here and now her touch is just as exacting as ever but soft, gentle in a way she usually doesn't care to be.

It's a nice change of pace.

[von-eldritch]

"Fuck all of you forreal."

[von-eldritch]

Sits on your lap with an eyeshadow palette in one hand and a makeup brush in the other.

[von-eldritch]

"Most of it was unpleasant, yeah, but it's not the type of thing you do because you expect to like it." Of course, for most it isn't the type of thing you do at all, but that's beneath her concern at the moment. "Anyways, I can always poison Char and her old man for you. If it's from me, they'll see it as an act of love-- well, one of them will anyways."

"That sounds painfully unappetizing." He crossed his arms. "And what? Poison the Princess of Hell and her dad? Or the other people at the hotel? Sounds like a bad idea all around."

[von-eldritch]

@celestialfcllen

"Whatever this is about, I didn't do it."

[von-eldritch]

@hclluvahctel | X

"Plenty good for the flowers," she counters evenly. The angel's presence still throws her off in a way that makes her see red, but the fact that Hellsa's able to distress Emily makes it that much easier to keep her cool. "And I'm telling you because I know it'd upset you. You're prettier when you frown, you know that?"

[von-eldritch]

”I mean, I did do something with my life. Like, long before you did. An actual career too, don’t think you’ve had one of those yet.” She crosses her arms, a more pressing point readied on the tip of her tongue. “You’re not better than me for being “better” than me, y’know?"

THE PRINCESS ROLLED HER EYES and turned away from her. "Well, at least I've done something with my life, and I'm trying to do good."

[von-eldritch]

"Yeah your daughter calls me daddy too."

[von-eldritch]

"Anyways I've basically got more money than god so if anyone wants anything actually exciting for christmas, I'll get it for you as long as it isn't ugly."

[von-eldritch]

@hclluvahctel | Via

Hellsa makes the Herculean effort not to roll her eyes at Bee's suggestions for a good time. "I'm more of a Percocet girl. Besides, candy? It's just not very filling, isn't it?"

She sighs, her coat sliding off her shoulders with the motion. "Guess I just have a bigger appetite than you."

[von-eldritch]

"I mean, most men in Hell are flat as a board so as far as hotness goes it's less about that and more about other things, like whether they're bald or not or if they'd look good impaled on a metal spike."

"Lucky for him, the pornstar's got the flatscreen beat in both these categories."

[von-eldritch]

"Prefer people just call me by my damn name. I'm Hellsa, drop the 'miss' or 'madame' shit. Unless I do not like you. Then you refer to me as Lady Hellsa von Eldritch, daughter of Frederick and Bethesda von Eldritch, Duchess of the Void and Darling of the public eye."

"Or daddy. Your choice."