#so dead it’s SHOCKING
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One of my favorite dan-isms is “alarmingly dead”, there’s just something so funny abt that to me
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FNAF movie Vanessa definitely thought Abby died..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf vanessa#vanessa shelly#vanessa afton#mike schmidt#abby schmidt#fnaf bonnie#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#MORE VANESSA THOUGHTS 🔥#that one scene where Abby basically explodes is so funny#I’m not even sure why Bonnie’s guitar shocks anyone who touches it#(including Bonnie himself)#but I do wonder if half a second Vanessa straight up thought Abby exploded#like oh she’s for sure dead before seeing she was still breathing#ITS A FAIR assumption too seeing she’s a lil girl#and also in games touching Bonnie’s guitar wrong does end you#maybe Vanessa is being hyper protective too here#but again don’t blame her at all just wants to keep Abby safe! 🩵🩵
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“i always was a good thief.”
art by Liam W. (@V762cas on twitter & @V762art on tiktok)
#﹐﹑ᶻ𝘻﹐𝘯𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 🏩﹐‹𝟯ʾ#this is so beautiful#i was in shock.#life altering#abigail marston#dutch van der linde#arthur morgan#javier escuella#john marston#jack marston#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#v762
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Had the thought of what if Manfred really just pantomimes normally, but because The Lighthouse is in the Fade, he can while they’re in there?
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#DAtV#emmrich volkarin#da manfred#my art#that’d be something ahdishd#then we get Matt mercer skelly noises and a voice ahaha#cos the spirits come across the veil right? from the fade?#in the books the dead aren’t able to speak unless the spirit really is that powerful or the body still has a working voice box or something#I can’t rightly recall but they generally don’t speak#so what if Manfred suddenly started speaking in the lighthouse lmaooo#scare the hell out of everyone#including Emmrich#who’d then turn his shock to absolute excitement#he’d want to know so much more#that’d be wild
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i cannot believe i haven’t heard anyone talk about the fact that the morning after george rexstrew and jayden revri first landed in vancouver they went for a walk together and pretended to be edwin and charles on the street, acting like they were ghosts and no one else could see them
do y’all not know about this or am i just unwell
#they hadn’t even known each other a whole day yet#apparently people on set would ask them how long they had known each other#and they were like#oh idk a week maybe?#and people would be shocked#because they assumed they had been working together for years#i’m so not normal about this#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#charles rowland#payneland#dbda#dead boy detective agency#george rexstrew#jayden revri
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bruce 'tired single dad' wayne: *lecturing jason once again on something he did during a fight*
jason 'theatre kid extraodinare'' todd who immediately starts fake crying on the spot: do you just not love me anymore?
#dc comics#dc universe#dcu#batman#red hood#batfamily#batfam#bruce wayne#bruce thomas wayne#jason todd#jason peter todd#jason was never the angry robin#yeah bruce is weak to his children crying but especially jason#if jason can puke on command you best believe he can convincingly fake cry too#what's the point of having trauma if you can't use it to stop your dad from lecturing you?#bruce folds on the spot when jason cries which is why jason doesn't cry that often (jason doesn't want his secret weapon to lose effect)#most of the time jason just owns up to the things he did#so there really isn't any point in lecturing him because jason doesn't care about consequences#the first time jason fake cried in front of bruce after his death he was shocked at how it still worked#the reason why it works so well is because bruce thought jason was dead for around four years and grieved him for so long
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They did not need to make the Fragmented Depiction That Heavily Implies That Little Girl Got SHOT look this cinematic but i am extremely glad they did.
As awesome as it is heartbreaking HERE WE ARE GUYS!!!
#and they went over the firing squad thing with gerald again so thats a point to make too#i was shocked when Shadow asked the question of if Gerald was dead or not bc im like??? are they tying this in with the movie law???#*lore WHOOPS#never in a million years would i have ever thought they were gonna suddenly imply that gerald has been alive THE WHOLE TIME but ok then#dunno how i feel about it#depends on how theyre gonna explain it away if hes actually still alive#how sad would it be if it turns out Black Doom just got Shadow's hopes up by toying with his memories...#anyways STILL HYPED AS EVER LETS GO!!! WE'RE SO WINNING!!!#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#maria robotnik#ark siblings#sonic x shadow generations#sxsg#dark beginnings
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on one hand i could very much justify the orpheus and eurydice reference from charles while believing his feelings for edwin are completely platonic but on the other hand HOW DO YOU COMPARE YOU AND THE GUY WHO JUST CONFESSED HIS LOVE FOR YOU TO FUCKING ORPHEUS AND EURYDICE AND THEN ALMOST IMMEDIATELY FOLLOW IT BY SAYING YOURE NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM BACK ????
#dead boy detectives#i stg this show drives me insane#i watched it last week and i cant stop thinking about it#i was genuinely shocked when charles didn’t resipricate edwins feelings#i was SO convinced charles was in love with him too#anyways#charles rowland#edwin payne#edwin paine#painland#charles x edwin
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fate
#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bsd manga#bsd 109#bsd spoilers#tw blood#dazai osamu#chuuya#chuuya nakahara#dazai#skk#soukoku#yeah this chapter singlehandedly destroyed me#i don't believe he's actually dead for multiple reasons but the shock was still so real#can't wait for asagiri-sensei to bait us for another two years before continuing their POV : )
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drunk alhaitham who yaps about the improvements the sumeru education system should make & kaveh, also drunk, attentively listening- the literal most beautiful man in whole of sumeru, with sparkly red eyes, messy blond hair, and a soft blush across his cheeks, with his full attention on the autistic scribe. flustering alhaitham to the point he stops mid sentence, averting his eyes, "oh fuck."
#THE GAYS#guys literally alhaitham would be drunk#with no filter#and that would make room in his mind to focus on how fucking drop dead gorgeous kaveh is#i should write this#alhaitham x kaveh#haikaveh#kavetham#genshin impact#drabble#fluff#they're adorable drunks#your honor#also no im not writing alhaitham here as if he got turned on but just flustered by the sheer beauty this man has#how fucking dropdead beautiful kaveh is#i am alhaitham alhaitham is me#kaveh is AAAAAAH#alhaitham 1 minute flat of silence later: you're so pretty#another; alhaitham remembering this is his boyfriend and putting a hand over his mouth in shock as he recalls#shaky pupils as he realizes he could just kiss him rn#like he could do that#no one would stop him#enter alhaitham panicking#kaveh smiles as he observes his bf just being quiet#alhaitham sees him smile AND LOSES IT COMPLETELY#A BLUSHING MESS INTERNALLY SCREAMING
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the way Edwin's immediate reaction upon seeing the misery wraith in the Devlin house is to grab Crystal and cover her mouth, even while he's explaining (apparently calmly) that it hunts by sensing negativity and pain - presumably instead of using sight or sound
and the way that he does the exact same thing to Charles when they're reunited in Hell, but here he urges him specifically to be quiet (in what must be the most barely audible line of dialogue in the whole show) because he's found that's the only way he can get a short reprieve between bouts of torture from the spider thing (to the point that when he ran into Simon earlier he - rather nonsensically - believed the sound of tearing paper behind a closed door was also a big risk)
All I'm saying is, it doesn't look like it was actually all that important he stop Crystal from making noise in the Devlin house, and as much as that scene originally read as Edwin kinda having his shit together while Charles & Crystal were both more affected & then literally incapacitated, his head couldn't have been half as clear as it first seemed if his immediate reaction was reverting to Surviving Hell Tactics even when they weren't really helpful or applicable here
#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#the case of the devlin house#im sorry but i was so shocked by the way he just grabs her like that the first time i watched it & crystal clearly is too#but then he goes into his whole 'when i was in hell' thing and we're all like ah ok this is a moment of Hardened & Experienced Edwin#knowing what needs to be done & doing it even if it goes against everyone's usual boundaries with like personal space and such#but then you look at it again and it's like#aw no i see why you did that actually#and it had nothing to do with that being the actual solution to the problem#i'll take The Edwardian Ghost Has Trauma Again for 800 alex
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regret
#literally excuse the shitty anatomy and cell shading i was thinking abt chuuyas reaction to what he'd done and i decided to make it skk#bc skk copium :')#the way i've hated dazai so fucking much but i still cried like a bitch when he died#he's not dead the bsd fandom has this phase like the elevator chapter where we're like ''dazai's not gonna make it he's done for!!''#and then he comes back next chapter like surprise bitches yall thought i was dead lmao#this chapter fucking HURT for skk shippers tho like we rly lost this time around huh#deluding myself into thinking that chuuya used gravity manipulation to slow the bullet#bc we didn't see a bullet hole behind dazais head like when chuuya shot his shoulder even though the bullet to his skull was fired at close#the reason theres a wound is bc the compressed air that was still fired was enough to wound him#and the shock wave that followed caused him to pass out bc of the sudden tension to his head intermingled with the blood loss and poison#we also know dazai can control his heart rate at will so maybe he can drop his pulse to zero for like thirty secs#enough to make fyodor believe he's dead#in the event that all of this is untrue and dazai rly does die the way my entire being will go numb and cold and dead#knowing that fyodor will most likely use dazai's death as a weapon against chuuya effectively chaining him to his side#like bffr chuuya may dislike dazai but that's his partner his reflection the boy that makes him desperately want to be human#dazai is the embodiment of chuuyas humanity and once chuuya loses that tether to his human side he will snap and the facade will shatter#and we will truly see chuuya unhinged with nothing more keeping him bound to his mortal shell#this wasn't the skk reunion we wanted asigiri what the fuck :(#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#nakahara chuuya#chuuya nakahara#osamu dazai#dazai osamu#skk#soukoku#lotus draws
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the real treasure of the sierra madre (the head of the man who put a bomb collar on you)
#father elijah#courier six#dead money#fallout new vegas#fnv#moz#my art#i tried to draw this once before around 2019 and i didn't like how it came out then so i redrew it here :)#this is a reference to the hack that you can get all gold bars home if you stuff them into elijah's head and also to klimt's judith i hehe#tw blood#just in case#i hope the griminess of the villa and the shock-bright red of the toxic cloud came through in this piece....
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crystal, upon first meeting the boys: so how long have you guys been together? you and your partner?
charles: oh- it's not like that-
crystal: it certainly looks like that from here. what, so you just recently hooked up?
charles: no- you-
crystal: have you got a boyfriend or girlfriend or something? is edwin your bit on the side?
charles, defensively: he's not my bit on the side, he's far too pure of heart to be anybody's bit on the side!
#the real reason crystal was so shocked when charles started flirting with her was because she assumed he and edwin were together trust#dead boy detectives#dbda incorrect quotes#charles rowland#crystal palace#payneland#source: good omens
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are we ever going to talk about the fact that the first time we see edwin being truly worried and agitated is when charles gets stuck in the loop in episode 3 or will we ignore this at all?
#i was genuinely shocked#poor boy looked so worried it was impressive#the love of his death was risking his non-life#i'm sure he was worried sick#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#charles rowland#payneland
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when i tell you that up until the moment charles flirts with crystal i thought HE was gonna be the gay pinning for his best friend and not edwin this is what i mean
like ????? why are you looking at your bestie like that ??? you are bi !! 🫵
#paynland#dead boy detectives#i was so shocked when i realized it was the other way around#charles looks so in love with edwin in so many scenes
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