#so bone chips

[portraitofamirror]

she pray on my tomb til i lock uhhhh she lock on my tomb til i pray

[muirmarie]

jim being canonically the shortest one of the triumvirate is genuinely so important to me lmao, like yesssssss, let that beefy babe be shorter than both his boyfriends!!!!

[here-there-be-drag0ns]

Chip not having a gaping hole in his chest post-death is the hill i will die on, actually. I am on my hands and knees. Please I am begging yall. He does Not have a hole in his chest where his heart was thats Not how he died guys I'm begging yall (<- guy at the end of their rope /dramatic)

[gtwshark]

I think that you're worth keeping around /

I think that you're worth holding onto

(More + doodles under the cut)

[capricioussun]

trick or treat! 👻

Happy new year 🎉✨

[keysinthecouch]

Me when I realise I could warrant an age regression headcanon for Gillion Tidestrider because he canonically spent so much time training and being something he’s not that he never got to be a kid and at one point he involuntarily regresses and panics because this is new to him. And when jay and chip find him, it’s new to them to. But they grow and they learn together and it gets easier to handle and their all ok in the end you guys yippee

[sportsthoughts]

miserable injury update:

[sluckythewizard]

OOOH MORE WIPS UPON YYEEE i amm gonna crawl outa this artblock even if it KILLS ME! and speaking of killsing. whats with THIS dead guy huh??? its chip jrwi baby yeaaah its undead chip baby yeaaaahh its chip n hes fucken dead and rotting and gross and OOHHH IM SO PROUD OF HIm(for being dead)

[canongf]

as bucky's wife how do you feel about him keeping his arm in the dishwasher though

it's probably the most convenient out of all the options we've tried and i like that it sanitizes because dirt and debris and god knows what else gets into all the crevices and it comes out whenever he moves his arm which is gross when it is in our BED. so i allow the dishwasher

[poptimus-prime]

Nightshade (my cat) is a little fucking bastard who bites my asscheek and tries to tear my sweater to shreds so obviously this means that I need to make him into a Beastformer bc he has a very Big Personality.

[heartrender6]

i love jesper sososososo much. with all my heart. he means everything to me.

BUT HOLY SHIT I WILL NEVER FORGIVE HIM FOR THE WAY HE TREATED KUWEI.

kaz was pretty awful too but like that's just kaz so I'm not as upset by it. jesper was just mean.

Even when he's saying something not inherently mean to him. like his tone is so belittling it makes me wanna GAASFAHSHDAS

and like, i can forgive the teasing i guess, because that's kinda how jesper talks to everyone, including wylan. (it's a little different since kuwei is literally their hostage and they shut him in a tomb for weeks and then tried to sell him so kuwei probably wants nothing to do with them at that point, but he does end up having kinda a crush on jesper so maybe he didn't mind idk).

BUT OH MY GOD. when jesper said "those shu soldiers can smell us. YOUR father made that possible" I WANTED TO PUNCH HIM. kuwei watched his father die in front of him. parem was an experiment meant to help kuwei hide his powers. and then kuwei got dragged off and kept in the ice court for god fucking knows how long and was forced to make the formula for a drug that would massacre his own people. Jesper knows all of this and still decides to say that. As i said I love jesper but that moment makes me so mad at him.

then later in another jesper chapter, he internally says "The sooner Kuwei got on that boat, the better. The tomb was starting to feel crowded." KUWEI DOESNT WANNA FUCKING BE THERE?? literally leave him alone wtf did he do to you.

then in the entire black veil scene, jesper responds to almost everything kuwei says with some little dig at the fact that kuwei's dad made parem and everything is kuwei's fault to the point where kuwei is basically begging jesper for understanding and jesper dismisses him like annoyingly easily. I felt for kuwei so hard reading that scene. I wish we got at least one chapter from his POV just to know how he's feeling.

mostly i think jesper is just projecting his internalized grisha-phobia onto kuwei which i get is part of his character growth and stuff but it's just so unfair to kuwei. all kuwei is trying to do is relate to him and find some common ground on some level but jesper just acts like such a jerk. and when he kisses him and then just runs of and leaves him there... that was,,, like im not gonna act like jesper was 100% in the wrong for that situation because he wasn't but he definitely could have handled that situation better.

He also is probably doing it to impress kaz too because there's a lot of moments where the 2 of them gang up on kuwei like middle school playground bullies. Those parts probably infuriated me the most, because like... you kidnapped him. obviously he's still in a better situation than the ice court but i would at least expect jesper to have some sympathy.

but one thing that really gets me is how the fandom acts like wylan and kuwei are enemies and like, wylan despises kuwei. that's just so out of character for everyone involved. wylan and kuwei are the closest to being actual friends than kuwei + anyone else. jesper is the one who hates kuwei. I hate when people project their kuwei hate onto the crows but at least do it to the one who's actually shown being mean to him. when wylan said that "push you in the canal" thing he was running on broken ribs, a dead friend and like a half hour of sleep so he would have said that to literally anyone.

this was a really messy and unstructured tangent but i just really needed to get this out there. lmk your thoughts

[ummmuhhidk]

my tummy (abdomen) hurts (has fluid in it) and i am being a very brave boy about it (im not going to die)

[chipistrate]

Sorry for not posting art in 20 million years Here's a sneak peak at a Sonic render

is this cyber corruption

[postmakerkiwi]

🦴 Skelos Badlands Sounds - Village of Bones 🔥

On a plateau high above the lava, the homes of the Bonebuilders are as safe a place as you can get from the Badlands' wildlife. So wind back and take comfort in the sounds of the villagers conversing and constructing. Just keep an ear out for pterodactyls and lava lizards, as well.

photos by CatbatQuartet

[keysinthecouch]

I love you a billion, Gillion. - A short story.

@lesbianchipbastard @arandompigeon5

“Hello?”

“This is your mother.”

“Are you there?”

“Are you coming home?”

……………………………………………….

The shell rang. Gillion sat up, assuming it was Caspian, Maybe Lizzie or John. He crawled out of the barrel. He picked up the shell, holding it to his ear.

“Hello? Gillion Tidestrider speaking?” He yawned.

“Oh Gill..” The soft sound hit his ears in such an awful way. The familiar voice of a woman Gillion knew.

“... Mom?” He managed to sputter out.

“Oh Gillion… Our little Minnow…”

“Mom! Oh my - Mom your actually- How are you-” His mind raced at a million miles a minute. How did she contact him? Why did she contact him? But that didn’t matter. He was talking to his mom again.

“Your sister sent us a letter.” He could hear the smile in her voice. Meanwhile, the Champions smile faltered.

“She’s still not… home?”

“No… But she sends letters home quite often…”

“But she hasn’t been home?”

“No, Minnow.” She sighed. Gillion did aswell. She spoke again.

“Are you safe? Your father and I are worried.. I know what your doing is right, Minnow, dont get me wrong but.. I worry for your safety.” Gillion paused.

“..The elders taught me well, Mom.” Lies. They taught him pain and hurt, and nothing but that.

But a little lie to his mother couldn’t hurt right?

“I’m glad you put it all to use..” she drifted off. The call sat in a comfortable silence for a moment. There were so many things they could say. So many questions they had to answer. So many questions they had to ASK. But neither could bring themselves to speak. It hurt. It hurt to think of it all again.

“... My little minnow, Are you coming home?” His mother broke the silence, her voice breaking with it.

“Mom.. you know I.. I can’t..” He sighed.

“I know.. I just.. I want to see you home again, Gillion. It’s been to long…”

“I know, Mom.”

“We miss you.”

“I know, Mom.”

“Come home.”

“I can’t, Mom.”

The call fell silent again.

Had it been 3 minutes?

It felt like 5 hours.

“I love you, Gillion.”

“I love you to, Mom.” He sighs.

“I love you, Gillion”

“I know, Mom… I’ll call again soon.”

“I love you, Gillion.”

“Tell Dad I miss him ok?”

“I love you, Gillion.”

“Mom?..” He felt his surroundings shift. He felt the shell become waxy. And still, his moms voice rang through the line, no longer a comfort. It became a threat. No longer filled with the same soft tone it usually held.

“You.. You aren’t my mom.” Gillions voice cracked.

“I love you, Gillion.”

“Let me wake up, Please..” he begged, tears softly falling from his face.

“I love you a billion, Gillion.”

Silence from the champion of the undersea. It felt like the words were laced with poison as his chest tightened .

“Stay safe.” Those last words hit like a bullet to the back. The phone melted to hot wax. Gillion woke up in his tub. Tears fell from his eyes, filling the water with little splashes. Jay couldnt help but wake up.

“Hey, Gill?.. You alright?..” She stood up, groggily walking over to the tub, kneeling down next to him.

“... Jay, I miss my home.” The words fell from his mouth before he could stop them. He didnt want to miss his home. He knew the pain it caused, the anguish that it left him with. And yet, his heart yearned to feel the hug of the ocean, the hug of his mother. Jay could only sigh.

“I miss my home to, Gill. We can’t go back though, Gillion.. That’s what makes us so alike.” She hummed, her hands pushing his hair back, wiping his face, gently kissing tears from his eyes.

“I try my hardest to make me and chip home for you instead.” She hummed.

“... It’s working.” Gillion smiled weakly.

“We’re home.”

[atlabeth]

sorry again for like. not writing at all lol i have just been so busy w work bc they will not stop scheduling me and i am about to move so maximum stress but soon i will have a week of no work and hopefully i can get some stuff out!!