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The words of a maniac

i can make a pd au out of anything

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I STILL LOVE YOU PROMMY . IM HERE ALWAYS VIX. IF YOU EVER NEED ANYTHING LMK ❤️❤️❤️

Fun fact ur my famous mutual

THATS SO SWEETTT BUT LASO REALLY SCARYYY. I REMEMBER US BECOMING FRIENDS WHEN THIS BLOG WAS STILL LIKE.SUPER SMALL. HOW DID I GET HERE

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How to tell ur friend you wanna do a part of the song that you know you would do better but you don’t wanna upset her bc you know that she’s gonna be like really upset . Computer Computer can you hear me

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AHHHHHHH ENNNNNN IM GONNA TWEAK I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

@conivolos @biromanticlesbianjayferin @theamazing-thingss @unkandily @s0lar-ch3ri @keysinthecouch @thepiratefish @aroificationbeam @idcwhatmyusernameisblorp @jojo-pant-pisser and all the rest of the riptide ocs server: you all are SO fucking cool!!!! you're all so sweet and genuinely so fun to talk to. and your ocs!!! GAH they're so cool holy shit!! im so obsessed with them

not to mention that so many of you have the BEST jrwi takes. y'all are awesome <3

(and sorry mods for the long message vbujbn. youre the coolest ever for running this Btw <3)

@keysinthecouch @thepiratefish @aroificationbeam

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CAN CONFIRM!! THIS IS SOSOSOSO CORRECT!! IM JUMPING AND WAVING AND CHEERING

@iii-of-ender is possibly the coolest person ever <3

!!

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That’s still wife content I don’t care

the draft counts at 115. get ready for tonight bitches

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Wife content….

the draft counts at 115. get ready for tonight bitches

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grilld cheese ^_^

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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Reblog to hug the person you reblogged this from and tell them that everything's going to be okay

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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

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Sometimes I think about how Gillion and jay can never go home again and the fact that they have to deal with it. The reason they found each other was a DISTRACTION FROM WHAT THEY WERE MEANT TO BE. REMEMBER THAT. NAVYSEAL IS REAL BECAUSE THEY WERE BOTH DESPERATE TO DISTRACT FROM THE FACT THEY WERE STRAYING FROM THEIR PATHES, AND THAT BECAUSE OF THAT THEY CAN NEVER EVER GO HOME AGAIN. ARE YOU HEARING ME.

( @bizlybebo sorry for the tag just thought you’d enjoy navyseal thoughts)

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hey folks; i know we’re all going thru it right now, so I made a carrd masterpost of some stuff to comfort us all. there’s some games, some mental health stuff, and all the crisis lines i could find. i hope it helps; please spread this if you think your followers might find it useful

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Crazy how Odysseus entered Ithica covered in ichor

"You..you're aliv- why are you covered in gold?"

"Oh, this? It's not gold."

"...what is it then?"

"BLOOD"

"Ummm you can have your wife, I don't want her anymore aha"

"So you admit you tried to fuck my wife?"

"If I say no will you let me live?"

"Sit. Down."

Imagine seeing your husband for the first time in 20 years and he's covered in a mix of regular blood and god blood, would that be terrifying or super hot?

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i thought about this then what i was supposed to. (writing about things)

i commonly drop things and we dont keep the lights on always. i got accustomed slightly to just looking around in the day with the light that comes around through the windows and hope to find things. itd be small things, like my phone or my glasses or some pencils i really wanted to bring to school. it takes me a few seconds, but ive started turning on the lights and it makes things easier. if i drop things under a table, i grab my phones flashlight and i make it as bright as it can go and use that to look. its not how im supposed to look for things, i should be able to see well enough with my glasses, and the flashlight is too bright for reason. however, its helpful and makes it a bit easier.

whenever i need to do something, i dont write a note, but rather tell a friend to remind me. if they forget to, chances are ill remember myself because i expect them to tell me. ive never cared when they forget, because most times i didnt. writing a note would be a lot more simple, and maybe would be easier, its the way im supposed to handle it. however, im more likely to do it if im told by someone else or know i will be told by someone else. its more reasonable for me.

i make the text on websites bigger when they dont let me. i listen to music and podcasts on my headphones in class when i shouldnt. i use my extra days to get answers sometimes for math. im learning sign when nobody else will so i can talk to myself without worry, or just go nonverbal but not noncommunicative. i draw bigger then the papers can normally handle. i use a calculator for simple problems that require more then a basic amount of thought. i reread lines in books when i lose where exactly i am. i use pencils over paper cause i know i wont do things perfectly. theres more i do.

some of these may be normal or conventional ways of handling disability related issues. some i may be seen as less for because of how i handle. its not always how im supposed to. maybe it doesnt have to be what your meant to do to handle. maybe its how it works and its enough.

do what helps you, not what your supposed to do to help yourself. its easier that way.

[keysinthecouch]

i thought about this then what i was supposed to. (writing about things)

i commonly drop things and we dont keep the lights on always. i got accustomed slightly to just looking around in the day with the light that comes around through the windows and hope to find things. itd be small things, like my phone or my glasses or some pencils i really wanted to bring to school. it takes me a few seconds, but ive started turning on the lights and it makes things easier. if i drop things under a table, i grab my phones flashlight and i make it as bright as it can go and use that to look. its not how im supposed to look for things, i should be able to see well enough with my glasses, and the flashlight is too bright for reason. however, its helpful and makes it a bit easier.

whenever i need to do something, i dont write a note, but rather tell a friend to remind me. if they forget to, chances are ill remember myself because i expect them to tell me. ive never cared when they forget, because most times i didnt. writing a note would be a lot more simple, and maybe would be easier, its the way im supposed to handle it. however, im more likely to do it if im told by someone else or know i will be told by someone else. its more reasonable for me.

i make the text on websites bigger when they dont let me. i listen to music and podcasts on my headphones in class when i shouldnt. i use my extra days to get answers sometimes for math. im learning sign when nobody else will so i can talk to myself without worry, or just go nonverbal but not noncommunicative. i draw bigger then the papers can normally handle. i use a calculator for simple problems that require more then a basic amount of thought. i reread lines in books when i lose where exactly i am. i use pencils over paper cause i know i wont do things perfectly. theres more i do.

some of these may be normal or conventional ways of handling disability related issues. some i may be seen as less for because of how i handle. its not always how im supposed to. maybe it doesnt have to be what your meant to do to handle. maybe its how it works and its enough.

do what helps you, not what your supposed to do to help yourself. its easier that way.

[keysinthecouch]

i thought about this then what i was supposed to. (writing about things)

i commonly drop things and we dont keep the lights on always. i got accustomed slightly to just looking around in the day with the light that comes around through the windows and hope to find things. itd be small things, like my phone or my glasses or some pencils i really wanted to bring to school. it takes me a few seconds, but ive started turning on the lights and it makes things easier. if i drop things under a table, i grab my phones flashlight and i make it as bright as it can go and use that to look. its not how im supposed to look for things, i should be able to see well enough with my glasses, and the flashlight is too bright for reason. however, its helpful and makes it a bit easier.

whenever i need to do something, i dont write a note, but rather tell a friend to remind me. if they forget to, chances are ill remember myself because i expect them to tell me. ive never cared when they forget, because most times i didnt. writing a note would be a lot more simple, and maybe would be easier, its the way im supposed to handle it. however, im more likely to do it if im told by someone else or know i will be told by someone else. its more reasonable for me.

i make the text on websites bigger when they dont let me. i listen to music and podcasts on my headphones in class when i shouldnt. i use my extra days to get answers sometimes for math. im learning sign when nobody else will so i can talk to myself without worry, or just go nonverbal but not noncommunicative. i draw bigger then the papers can normally handle. i use a calculator for simple problems that require more then a basic amount of thought. i reread lines in books when i lose where exactly i am. i use pencils over paper cause i know i wont do things perfectly. theres more i do.

some of these may be normal or conventional ways of handling disability related issues. some i may be seen as less for because of how i handle. its not always how im supposed to. maybe it doesnt have to be what your meant to do to handle. maybe its how it works and its enough.

do what helps you, not what your supposed to do to help yourself. its easier that way.