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cerakuro · 7 months ago

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“And at least in this lifetime we’re sticking together”

#cera art #genshin impact #kaveh #alhaitham #kavehtham #yessss go cerakuro put mitski in the caption slay #if you’re wondering why the windows r not symmetrical it’s cause my sister and her gf came over and made me put a cat and among us in them #so blame the lesbians idk

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natinkart · 14 days ago

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thinking about my fem scout and how I gave her the biggest mommy issues and self esteem issues and how she is also bisexual. so like- when an older woman compliment her or helps her in some way she's like "do I want to be fucked by her or do I want to be her daughter??"

all of that to say, she kinda finds older and gentle women attractive.

what the mommy issues do to a girl...

#also she likes men her age that think she's a badass #she wants to be a good girl for the women and a bad girl for the men #so she acts completely different when in front of Mr Pauling that when she's with the team #and the first time the team was like “why are you acting so strange”#and then her “because i want a date with Pauling”#“we thought you were a lesbian”#team fortress 2 #tf2 #fem fortress #fem scout #tf2 scout #suggestive #fortress substitution team #i changed the spelling from mummy to mommy cause i realized the second is less confusing...#honestly i blame my traslator that said mummy and mommy are the same word #like- i thought they were different spelling of the same word idk #anyway yeah i changed it

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secondchoice-ragdoll · 6 months ago

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#T's “what did u call me? do u think whatever that is is hot? okay then good”#i love the tour pic above K!#and i love how they r still plucked abt not being in Dune2 #K the avid winker...#its so cute how T is featured on this album of K's too😭😭😭#T wants to be left alone (on the phone) on her bday and K wants attention... well... ((once again relating to K))#T looked at Ks belly in a suprisingly like? soft way? idk i might have hallucinated that but who knows.#fuck whoever didnt visit K when she would have wanted them to.#its sweet how T visited her! (srsly cant u just communicate who wants what in this situation so its no suprise? ik its hard for them but😭)#T describing Ks party attending habits!!! they know each other soooo well🤭#aaagh how they have to act like they cant easily spend 2 hrs together having fun when they literally cant wipe the smiles off of their faces #(lesbians..... lovesick idiots.......)#oh they r always facetiming! so adorable :(#T was so excited that they r linked! like girl u do not need more confirmation for that research do u?😭#K watching the pod...... my heart......#why dont they just sit closer if they will reach across a whole fucking room to touch eachother?? like it sounds easier for me but u do u!#i really get a kick out of K mentioning TRHPS anytime she does it bc ik it was such a big thing in Ts life and ugh😭#constantly praising each other😭😭😭😭😭 what if i start sobbing huh #well maybe T is trying to get K to learn how to flirt so that she can practice on her? just an idea?😁#K putting her leg up on T?????? hi what? jist sit in the other's lap u creatures... its okay we can all look away for a sec if u need it...#their art! i fucking love it! both of it! its art at its finest🛐 and id kill to see a collection of their drawings bc cmon they r amazing!#its cute how they r talking abt smth and then they go “oh wait we were there together!”#its almost as if they actually spend time hanging out😱 (dont let the police know!!4!4)#“if we were on DR now-” okay but why r u still dreaming of that miss T?🤭🤭🤭 (who could blame her)#them watching the movies the other one recommends is the closest we can get to them watching an actual thing together (outside of NF)#also im so happy T spent time w K on her bday :(((#trixie mattel #katya zamo #tbatb #the brians

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kang-yina · 2 months ago

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My character flaw is that i used to not give a shit about protagonists as a kid and when i was still like 16 but now i basically see the protagonists as my fav character of everything i like, except things i used to like when i was younger

#i blame amphibia anne is my fav and she was the first protagonist who was also my fav character #i watched the owl house before amphbia and i was like 'omg the door owl and the depressed lesbian are definitely my favs'#and something even funny is that after my like protagonists curse started luz become one of my fav characters i fear i like her even more+#than amity now lmao #also i started liking raven and apple who i used to HATE before and i swear the only reason i disliked raven+#was because she is too popular and a protagonist since obviously one thing leads to another #cause i used to love cerise and she was so fucking popular. but she was not the protagonist 💀#same goes wirh monster high i started to care about the main ghouls very recently #but when it comes to g3 my favs are the most important characters...#that being said i used to always love the comic relief or like depressed character for reasons #and now idk maybe its cause i like complex characters and most of the time the most complex are the protagonists #and i like not that popular characters so when it comes to amphibia i watched it and every episode i was like 'shes so me'#'i think she is my fav' *notices people not talking much about her* 'OKAY SHE IS MY FAV LIKE WTF'#maybe complex wasnt the right word for this. depressed and well developed are probably the best 😧

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fappellmoan · 9 months ago

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real life drama moment eye roll sams apparently struggling bc he wants to move out and is touring this building hes been eyeing but his roommates dont want him to but also apparently theres beef and he just 'doesnt want to be friends with those people anymore' and he was really vague about what that was all abt and his friend group and who he wanted to even still talk to. and well. not my circus not my monkeys....... but im gonna go ahead and keep my feet in two lanes here does that make me a shady bitch. girl i literally dk any details and thats fine but like. idk whatever..

#personally me and ur roommate r fine so gonna just chill there and also thank my fellow dyke they went on a trip with #just for being a lesbian hashtag dyke swag (we met once and high fived over this)#again not my business but all i know is that apparently some of them planned trips even to where hes from over break and didnt talk to him #abt it. and i was like well did any of you just talk about spring break at all and he was like no. so. okay.. and then he talked vaguely ab #doing so much for them to try and make them like him again and i was just like well once again #did anybody in this friend group ever just like have a direct conversation about anything ever. lowkey. i said it nicer than that #and the answer is pretty much no #like ok blames not fully on u ig but if we had unspoken beef and u were adjacently doing nice things idk that id. recognize that..?#esp just with. the busy-ness of sams life. not trying 2 be callous #idk in general that group just needs to fall apart once again why have u known each other since freshman year #go to like. therapy. also. ok im sorry to be bitching abt somebody thats kind of my friend i dont like feeling like a two faced bitch #thats the gemini in me i guess. ahaha everyone laugh. but whatever this is tumblr dot com. also like the fact that he approached this with #ugh.... im feeling Complex emotions... and i dont like it... :(. im gonna keep it real idk that thats very complex #ur just gonna have to talk to them. a general them. whoever. 'well whats the end goal of that' idk dude u have to figure that out hello #abby talks

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shippingmyworld · 2 months ago

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In case anyone's been wondering, I've been writing a toxic yaoi fic for another pairing that has zero fics on AO3

#insert if i had a nickel meme here #its not tigerghost related sorry but those are still being worked on #its just that theres exactly one artist that draws George and they ship him with the lesbian #George is such an underrated character tbh im so sad hes not a bigger player in the plot #i blame the fact that hes a male side character in a jrpg #and rean basically has a literal haremn of women throwing themselves at him #dont worry george babe youre gonna turn rean into a pillow princess by the time im finished #im turning the 'oblivious protagonist' trope into a 'HES GAY LADIES' trope #idk if ill post this fic but i really like what ive written so far #legend of heroes #cold steel #george nome #rean schwarzer

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lunarfied · 2 months ago

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why didn't you stop me - conclusion.

do not let the title fool you, as i am not providing an update to my smau. instead, you may notice that everything has been removed from my blog - and i thought it would be best to give some kind of explanation instead of leaving people confused lol

i have deleted my scara smau and subsequently anything genshin related on this blog. why? when i first made my smau, i wasn't even a fan of genshin impact - i just wanted something to write about. as the years went on, and i gradually stopped playing due to schooling, graduating, etc. - life - basically happened and i realized i really did not like genshin impact ??? blatant racism and colorism amongst many other problems that genshin impact continues to exhibit - you will understand why i can't stand behind that.

so, i have made the decision to take anything related to genshin down. not only that, but i really wasn't proud of what i made - so i do apologize if you happened to enjoy the scara smau - but it made me want to crawl out of my skin anytime i tried to reread it.

with that being said, this blog will be active but as a space for me to share my (future potential) writings, or mainly me engaging in my fandom content.. i'm genuinely sorry if this will upset you! my intentions are to continue writing and share here if i want to! :3 i hope some of you will stick around, but if you only followed me for genshin impact content - i'm afraid i will disappoint because i will not be posting about genshin ever again.

okay! that's all :3 & if you're wondering, some of the fandoms im currently in/obsessed with are palia, american horror story, & bridgerton - crazyyyyy spread of interests but i cannot control it LOL

anyways !!!! remember my ask box is always on, and i love interacting with you guys !! if you want to request for me to write anything... i can and i will.... have a good day / night everypony <3

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yamineftis · 2 years ago

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One thing that is really breaking my heart in this season is how stupid and incompetent they’ve made all the mandalorians, like, are we supposed to root for these guys? Who live in Jurassic Park and claim their children are the most important thing to them, but just stay put and watch them get snatched by giant birds instead of idk, trying to hunt them? Couldn’t they like, have asked Din when he returned the first time this season to help them track the birds with his ship cuz apparently they took the space bus to this planet?

Couldn’t they like, be portrayed as the most fearsome warriors in the galaxy who are in the verge of extinction cuz they’re so dangerous the empire/renmants sends hoards of soldiers to kill them whenever they learn of a new covert? How did these fumbling fools manage to survive this long? lmao why

#the mandalorian #like that episode where they're training #im so sorry carl weathers you're usually fucking awesome with action but they looked like d list power rangers 😭#when paz told din 'they always get away' when the bird kidnaps ragnar #😭#when they camp for a whole fucking night when they reach the nest instead of idk going right away to see if the kid is ok? 😭#when they have 0 personality or characterization -we literally only know paz's name- just to be canon fodder of bo's new followers #like why do they believe in the creed?#do they like being mandalorian?#and the armorer of course being so poorly written she's now a bo katan stan #and not even bc she's a lesbian but just cuz she was 'chosen by the dinosaur'#at least give me lesbians i don't ask for much 😭#i wouldn't blame the armorer for wanting pussy i swear #makes more sense that whatever the fuck we got #din djarin #bo katan #paz viszla #my boi i am so sorry they gave u a kid just to kill u off #the armorer

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grace-facing · 1 year ago

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Here are some sapphic thoughts and I want no constructive criticism, only high amounts of praise:

winifred sanderson has had a few notable suitors and lovers, but most deliciously are the tumultuous relationships she’s had with ursula (tlm) and then tiffany valentine (chucky).

#winifred sanderson #ursula #tiffany valentine #I just think they’d be hot and gay for each other idk #just imagine it really!#you’d be lying if you didn’t admit you’d want a 30 chartered fic on both relationships c’mon…..#if I were committed and also exceptionally talented in writing I would write the 150k word fic in a heart beat #I think Winnie and Ursula would get along very well and have great steamy chemistry lol #Tiffany would be IN LOVE with Winnie so hard like down BAD and I wouldn’t blame her #and Winnie would love the attention and love the sex and everything about Tiffany hehe #in conclusion Winnifred sanderson is a big homosexual lesbian and I love her so much #💚

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timelessbian · 1 year ago

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the feminine urge to completely reinvent my nanowrimo project after receiving an extremely targeted insta ad that i haven't been able to stop thinking about <3

#obv IF i did i'd be keeping my current word count but i'm not sold on it #idk what it is but the gilded age is really scratching something in my brain this year #and then the fucking official newport mansions account had the audacity to bait me with fake lesbian drama and i'm gonna start biting #will anything come of it? probably not and that's probably for the best #but the concept of obscenely wealthy horrible women ending a feud by fucking about it is really appealing to me personally rn so ✌#i blame my middle school history teacher for this one. that field trip to marble house permanently altered my brain chemistry sdbhvbshdv #maddie does nano

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faebriel · 2 years ago

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my most controversial star wars opinion is that i think lux bonteri is not a horrible concept per se but perhaps underutilised

#by underutilised i mean not pointed in the right direction. 2 episodes and 1 4-ep arc is enough for him i think #yes ik hes annoying but it is so fucking funny to me for ahsoka to have that one random friend who definitely went to a prep school #or something and also was literally a separatist until he decided hes going to go rogue now and make the worst choices ever #like either kill the will they wont they early OR cut it entirely and they can be so funny. we are in HOT SPACE what are you DOING HERE #you are going to DIE and the guys like yes thats the plan ^-^ you see ive fallen into business with a very powerful man ahsoka you might #have heard of him. goes by the name of /hondo/. and ahsoka does the biggest fucking sigh ever #cut the kiss cut the bullshit keep the funny. and ahsoka needs more friends her age anyway #anyway i think im just soft on him bc his entry into the show meant a fucking respite from Other Ships I Really Didn't Like In TCW FFNet #(femslash was there but not as big of a presence yet unfortunately)#i dont blame ppl who hate him bc a friend in need is his problematic arc but truly hand me a spanner i can fix him #lesbian and her momentary comp het bestie......she crashed on his couch at least once post order 66 #oh and UNFRIDGE STEELA she should have been head of onderon or something. so bullshit #as he is in canon he feels like wasted space for ahsokas character. theres no point in giving her any love interest while shes in the order #and barriss riyo and the s7 gals are all better choices anyway #and you cant pull the 'well some separatists are just normal' card after s3 bc he also wants to kill dooku like. at least be funny!#or try to set up whatever the hell ahsoka does between s7 and rebels! idk man

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foreignobjecticus · 2 years ago

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Going to go to bed soon. Offering my full night of dreams to anyone: trade for deep, restful sleep only.

#idk I'm going to blame writing down every single dream I had as a teenager for my now constant dreaming #maybe documenting them more will help. or not. I'd be writing thousands of words a day #last night I had an adventure in a motel at a truckstop with this room in incredible detail filled with guns left by old guests hidden #by the manager who was this muscled tattooed baseballcap wearing toughguy #under these old pieces of dark wood furniture in shapes that were nearly useless for anything but statement pieces #there was dust and teddy bears and shotguns and bins with just enough rubbish to know they hadn't been cleaned out from the last guest #I crawled on the floor under the bed hiding until I could make my escape #beforehand I'd been a few shops up at the truckstop trying to get a slushy from the newsagents #but they were so old too all their stock was out of date and the machines weren't gettting cold enough to ice properly #as I tried to buy one with mum some little kid was trying to pickpocket me #we went back to the rental car and drove away up into the mountains. I dropped mum somewhere and kept going #until it turned into a beautiful mountain lane winding over the ranges #as I drove I narrowly missed a jet fighter plane crash into the hill beside me #though my car was destroyed and I walked down the hill arduously until I reached the base of a dam where police and mountain rescue waited #they'd heard the explosion but needed to see where in the mountains it had happened #so I took my friend's old boyfriend (a mountain guide) up the hill #and remarked on how funny it was that I was guiding the guide #we trekked up the hill I in bare feet until we reached the crash site #oh I forgot to mention the lesbian motorbike convention at the back of the motel in the parking lot #where I sat at a high table in the middle of the lot having a pastry for lunch all by myself #anyway that doesn't sound like much but I felt all the detail. The smell of the musty motel room and the prickly worn carpet #the softness of the brown bedspread and the terror of evading the hotel manager #the irritation at the pickpocket and the rage at having been ripped off #the adrenaline and cold of escaping the crash site #and then the breathlessness of the barefoot trek uphill #my aching feet as I stepped on prickles and sharp hot stones #it felt like it went on all night long in real time #this is every night now and has been for years #i'm going to really start doing the stretches and meditation before bed properly #cannot stand this anymore. it's not even worth it for the blorbo dreams lol

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cherrysnax · 2 years ago

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I once heard that dreaming about someone constantly means that they’re thinking about you. Maybe these people miss you too?

kneejerk reaction is that I hope they’re not thinking of me tbh

#is that the truth? I’m not too sure. I just think it’s be easier to be okay with the concept of everyone forgetting me forever than to sit #with the mortifying possibility of being known and remembered #I don’t remember my hs self fondly so I don’t see why anyone else would yknow #I was already kinda convinced everybody hated me before I vanished so I guess. if ppl are thinking about me it’s negative #it’s scarier if it isn’t lmaoo #I don’t know what’s wrong with me #but yeah I don’t think it works like that nonnie or at the very least I hope it doesn’t <3 #I think I’m just a weird guy whose brain is trying to hold on to idealized memories of the past because he’s afraid of growing up #n wishes they had the insight they do now back then. if I had known I was a nb lesbian dealing w massive comp het #if I had known abt the bpd I could’ve realized that I split on ppl and myself #i was so excited to have friends and be cared about man #I hate that little guy I was but I don’t blame them for being stupid and not understanding shit. I wish I could slap my younger self on the #back of the head and be like “’be normal dumbass ur friends like you’’#I uhh often focus on hurting myself more than not hurting the people around me and it was rlly bad back then #asks #nonnie #this is all to say that I think that the constant feeling of instability and academic stress is causing me to subconsciously wish for the #the days I perceive as being easier. it’s a mishmash of real events and things that possibly could’ve been if I was normal #I believe I want a feeling of control or something? idk. idk that contradicts everything #dreams are just dreams. I’m probably just regretting how much of senior year I lost and that’s it

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thegempage · 9 months ago

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on one hand, i really enjoy poll for initiative: bedlam* and would love to get more people into it, if at the very least as a VOD watch to enjoy the story

on the other, today while i was in the shower i had the image of a tiktok screenshot of someone saying that adding cassandra was clearly pandering and that they shouldn't be so loudly in love pop into my head and it was a goddamn horror story

*mostly only specified bcus eventually act 5 will come out and i have my suspicions that act 5 will be the last one and thus the second season will begin... eventually

#little rock.txt #i genuinely don't know where the idea came from #i think i was just thinking about the fact that pfi is the first fandom i've been in that's wlw focused since steven universe #and steven universe was the *first* even fandom that was like that (^:#(i mean. i'll admit that tfr is also kind of like that #but that's more of a side effect of the only canon couple being stacy and becky and the shipping culture being very quiet)#(and while in pfi there also just Aren't many men to ship #there's something so delightful about how fully we get into lys/cass that echoes the way ships are treated in larger fandoms)#and how much of a breath of fresh air it is #i'm writing a happy fic about them bcus almost every other pfi fic that exists is sad as hell #(tbf. mostly my fault)#and i'm just diving headfirst into it. giving myself everything my little lesbian heart desires #it's intimate and a little cheesy and drawn out bcus that's what I want and i don't have to compete!! everyone is down for that!!#and like. i'm not blaming people who ship mlm ships.#that is a whole other beast that i'm not about to open a can of worms for #but like. listen. i've been a homestuck #i was into a handful of animes #i'm watching what's happening to dungeon meshi in real time #sitting here in my corner and knowing that my lys/cass fic doesn't have to outpace. idk fucking merlin/varrick. to get recognition #takes a weight off of the shoulders!!#..... eventually i do kinda want to write something about merlin and varrick but that's more bcus they definitely have a History #and i'm interested in what it looks like to love people even when they have become intent on destroying their own legacy #merlin defended varrick to his last breath and it compels me!!#however i think that's something for after pfi: bedlam is over and i can cope enough with the inevitable emotional devastation to rewatch i

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aslkjnv · 10 months ago

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I love the hc that if Denji were to meet gay people he'd say something accidentally homophobic.

#I'm just now realizing aren't there canon gay people in csm?#idk tbh it's been way too long since ive read the majority of the series #so if this doesnt make sense well. dont blame me.#anyways this is definitely inspired by something but i totally forget what #it was a post where denji meets a gay couple and looks confused and then one of the guys if like “dont worry there's more women for you”#yk the trope #but yeah i can totally see him being confused about two men dating cause “women are so hot what are you doing #poor guy just doesnt get it #or being annoyed (in a relatively well meaning way) by lesbians because less women for him #it's so funny to me

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witches-come · 1 year ago

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THIS BLOG AND THE TERFS THAT YELL AT ME ARE ONLY MAKING ME MORE TRANS MORE GAY AND MORE DEMI

#also is this victim blaming for lgbtphobia #is demi considered queer? idk I can see both sides of the argument for and against #I mean I am still queer regardless due to my lesbianism and nonbinary identity but #I made a decision a while back not to use my trauma as Discourse Points™️#but the idea that my trauma was caused by me being annoying is so fucking funny #it shouldn't be but it is

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